Angelina Jolie is a Yummy Mummy

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leni @ 03/09/2008 at 2:45 pm Anyone read the book, Marley and me? I haven’t, but some of my friends read it and loved it. The movie could do very well, not because of Aniston being in it ..just because the book is loved by some.

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Oh, they’ll go all out on this one. Just imagine a Stephen Huvane ’special,’ in other words a full-court circus like press - complete with an Oprah ’special,’ she’ll have the real guy on and his dog, and Owen Wilson, and ‘her frieeeeend, Jennifer Anistooooon’ (sung in that annoying aria that drives me to pound pencils in my ears)… it will be complete with trailers that run for weeks, and ‘teasers,’ featuring Oprah compassionately asking Owen Wilson what went wrong, and why he tried to off himself?”

They’ll all commiserate on Oprah about the awful tabloids and of COURSE, maniston will clear up the ones that upset her the most (plastic surgery, man-less, frozen eggs, third wheel etc.) - ‘Brangelina’ will of course be the pink elephant in the room, which she will not touch, much like 2 years ago.

The ‘Brangelina,’ bullsh*t generates that rapidly shrinking, yet still rabid minivan groundswell (see FF) of pity and anger towards Brad, Angelina and his family. Maniston will not want that to end, so of course she will NOT be addressing and clearing up those lies and bullsh*t rumors (see Maniston Spends X-Mas w/ the Pitts, see ‘Showdown at the Oscars,’ See ‘Jen invited to Brangelina Wedding by Pitts,’ see Maniston’s ‘texting/e-mailing/calling/visiting Brad,’) as those stories NEED to keep running to encourage the minivan interest in her (even if it’s only a REACTION against ‘Brangelina’).

An assorted assault by her fugly mug in all media will continue per her monster PR queen (as much as she can still muster riding the Brangelina/pity party coattails and the Owen Wilson suicide train) - much like it did 2-3 years ago, when we were bombarded with her 7 crappy movies in a row. When Huvane and she sh*t, they sh*t biiiiiiiiig. major humongous smelly loaves.

I’d suggest going to Costco for bulk air freshner, and just stocking up.

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I didnt visit these sites for a long time and I checked FF the other day. (wondering if they’re STILL writing bullsh*t about Brad & Angie after the obvious bump.)

Of course they’re still there but I noticed something different. The off topic threads have increased. And funny enough they started omitting the “O/T” warning. lol.

As for Aniston, I always thought your comments about her were very rough but after three years, hundreds of fake stories, and a new pregnancy, I started wondering why she doesn’t say “past is past, I wish the family happiness”.

It’s becoming harder not to be pissed.

anoble,

That’s a good way your boy seems to be going…children need chores…and to care about something other than themselves…kudos to a noble cat lady…

Fefe,

Good Monday to you…if it’s just good, I have all the confidence that it will start to get better soon…have you seen the music video that MF linked on Fri. or Sat. of Barry?…thought about you all morning…trying not to be a juvenile about it though…many great scenarios in my head…I will just settle for your last instigation…you remember right?

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Here’s my baby!!! LOL
Hi cook

Yeah, I’m pretty much sleepwalking today, but you just made my day a whole lot better. Of course I remember, but I like yours better. Can’t get it out of my head.
I can’t access Youtube, it’s freaking blocked here, and nobody knows how to get around it. I’ll just have to take your word for it that it’s good, as all of Missouri Fan’s videos always are.

OMG @ 03/10/2008 at 1:38 am
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neil @ 03/10/2008 at 12:43 am http://www.premiere.com/best/4405/the-100-sexiest-movie-stars-of-all-time.html

What number is Anuston? She’s maybe at the bottom of 1,000,000,001 lists. ha ha ha ha ha.

Are you poeple nuts? She looks like Hell…Her hair looks uncombed, and WTF is that horrible thing she is wearing ? Looks like a wrinkled up nightgown!
I’ll just bet if the always stylish Jennifer Aniston saw this pix she laughed her ass off!