Angelina Jolie is a Yummy Mummy

Nice new pics, but what’s with separating out the adopted from bio etc.?? Really JJ, you sound like a tabloid all of a sudden! I think it would suffice to say that Angie AND Brad have 4 children together: Maddox, Pax, Zahara and Shiloh. Enough with the stupid labels, we all know the score. :-(

Hello Sheri (nice to see you posting!), senior, Ate Char, Guli and anyone else I missed. Hope you’re having a great Wednesday! I’m off to have dinner.

hi senior, alia, pinkyjp, irma,alexanderina, sharon, anustin, guli,alia, and all bampzs fans. = )

hi, vickifromtexas.

It’s been a slow news week for Hollywood, which means Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back to gracing the cover of Us Weekly and Brangelina are having problems again. It’s the same song and dance, really.

Life & Style staffers continue to creep us out this week with their detailed floor plan of the Cruise family’s new mansion and daily schedule of Tom, Katie and Suri. Is someone going to alert the police, or should we? Someone’s bound to be doing something illegal.

Also this week: Prince Harry poops in the sand, Baby Shiloh has diaper rash and Marie Osmond is making up child abuse allegations. We miss Crazy Britney.

Us Weekly
Cover: Heidi and Spencer are back this week to talk about how Spence may or may not have cheated (we’ll see in the upcoming season when they perform for the cameras). Heidi swears Spencer betrayed her; he says, “We have different interpretations of cheating.” Heidi clears it all up by saying they’re the happiest couple ever: “He always makes me laugh when he’s not making me cry.”
• Us goes inside Prince Harry’s secret mission in Afghanistan: He hated the food, didn’t shower for days and went “No. 2 in the sand.” Fascinating. Sign us up.
• Chris Brown and Rihanna jetted off to Barbados to share a romantic getaway, complete with “frolicking in the pool.” A friend of Chris’ calls it a “special friendship,” also known as “benefriends.”

In Touch
Cover: In Touch digs up a “source” who claims Britney Spears’ issues stem from the fact that she was possibly raped. Brit reportedly refers to herself as “Baby” and speaks with a baby voice. As long as it’s not that British accent, we are on board.
• Benji Madden has “finally” tamed Paris, according to the mag. Paris thinks Benji’s “the one,” and has even been cooking for him. Sounds like true love to us — it’s already been a week, why are they not engaged yet?
• Last season’s American Idol winner Jordin Sparks said she loves Paula Abdul’s new single, “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow.” She went on to say that she tried to watch the music video but her computer froze. That’s because your computer has taste, Jordin.

Life & Style
Cover: This week L&S moves past its creepy Shiloh Jolie-Pitt obsession to focus on another young Hollywood child: Suri Cruise. One of the mag’s staffers knows the Cruise family’s daily schedule, down to what Katie eats for breakfast. And this family is just like us: “[Katie] doesn’t do things like laundry or wash dishes, but she does draw her own bath and pick up the phone.” Wow, how does she do it all?
• Tony Romo spoke to L&S about his romance with Jessica Simpson. He swears the two have no plans to get engaged or make babies, but he does love her family: “Joe is a fun guy to be around. I’ve only been around him three or four times, talking to Jess.” You’re not fooling anybody, Tony. We are familiar with the ways of Papa Joe.
• Mischa Barton shows off her fabulous friendship skills, claiming that she catches up with pal Rachel Bilson “by seeing her on the news.”

Star
Cover: Here’s something different: Brad and Angelina are having problems. Despite Star’s claims that the two recently got engaged, Brad is tired of Angelina’s diva behavior. You know what we’re tired of? Brangelina.
• Oh, what a tangled web Hollywood weaves. This week Britney finally dumped Adnan after discovering text messages from his new lady friend, Amanda Pagel. Who is this new girl, you ask? She’s a model who is rumored to be dating Perry, one of the competitors on Bravo’s Make Me a Supermodel — which is hosted by Tyson Beckford, a friend of Brit’s who appeared in her “Toxic” music video. All these people need to be tested to make sure there’s no incest going on.
• Quick, mark your calendars: Marie Osmond is releasing a new tell-all. She decided to spice up the book by making up fake child abuse stories. Because those are always hilarious.

OK!
Cover: More Brangelina nonsense, this time complete with tacky stereotypical Texas decor. “Brad and Angie: Expectin’ a Texan!” the headline announces as we try not to roll our eyes out of our head. The couple plans to stay in Smithville, Texas, while Brad films a new movie and Angie gives birth. OK! also informs us that “Shiloh’s got horrible diaper rash.” We were just wondering about that.
• Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are reportedly back together, and nobody is too happy about it. Kate’s friends are worried that he will have a negative affect on her. Um, judging by history, shouldn’t it be the other way around?
• OK! completely gives up on trying to break any new stories with its “If Tinseltown Took Washington” spread. Good for them? Oprah is declared President with Gayle King as her First BFF. Paris Hilton is Press Secretary and the American Idol judges are the Supreme Court. … We need a drink.

yolly, you read my post wrong. The show Super Nanny is NOT criticizing Brad and Angie. I was only referencing the show because tonight’s show has a family whohad seven kids in eight years, and last week there was a writer on ABC news/entertainment who wrote an article questioning if Angie was addicted to motherhood. Sorry if you misunderstood.

I wonder who witnessed this “FIGHT” that Brad and Angie had over the “wedding” plans? Do you guys think it was Shiloh, or most likely it’s Z, because we all know Z just loves the paps. I am LMAO at this. You trolls are so funny, you just never give up. I will give you an “A” in perseverance.

Hi NYL, coal, sharon, vicki, dianad1968, tabitha ((waving))

Clini–I did….. why don’t you post it at jjb as well, how are you lady?

OMG @ 03/05/2008 at 9:33 pm

What a load of crappola and so is the person who posted it in this thread

senior–your comment posted re the video :-) How have you been?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twWrm4-nkS4

NYL, coal and Sheri—I’ll send an email..miss you ladies .I hope you all are doing well. Coal, darn you…did you find a solution and did not tell me..heck, I’m dealing with this for 24 years!!! …Have mercy and spill the beans lady :lol: :lol:

OMG..I forgot the part in bold below:

# 155 OMG @ 03/05/2008 at 9:33 pm Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s wedding plans have come to a grinding halt after the couple got into a screaming match over details of the ceremony, it has been claimed.‘Fight Club’ star Pitt reportedly wants a big wedding in New Orleans, the town he has adopted in a bid to help get it back on its feet after Hurricane Katrina, while ‘Tomb Raider’ star Jolie says she would like a small, intimate ceremony in France - to honor her late mom Marcheline Bertrand.

And when 44-year-old Brad - who infamously divorced Jennifer Aniston in 2005 - told pregnant Jolie that he had asked his mother, Jane, to help with the arrangements, Angie hit the roof, sources claim.

“They ended up going to separate bedrooms and slamming doors. Angelina was so frustrated, she was crying,” one friend of the couple tells Star magazine.

Jolie’s main problem with Jane Pitt is her relationship with Aniston, and even suggested she should be on the guest list. “Brad tried to reassure Angie that she wouldn’t show up,” says the source. “Still Angie’s furious. Anytime Jen’s name is mentioned, she gets jealous.”

The source had a hard time keeping a straight face through the preposterous utterance, then busted out laughing and said, “Please b*tch, are you INSANE?! Why the f**k would ‘The Most Beautiful Woman in The World,’ Oscar winner Angelina Jolie, be ‘jealous,’ of the 40 year old, homely no-talent TV sit-com hack Jen Aniston who almost ruined Brad’s life, if not for his lucky escape from her fugliness and extremely dull personality. I was LYIN’ for the money you dumb HOs!! :lol: The source then relayed that Marcheline Bertrand was actually an American girl of French Canadian descent, who could give a f**k about France - he said for some reason the tabloids just love making Angelina’s mother ‘french,’ so he was happy to oblige the b*tches when making up his story for the cold hard cash. The source went on to say, that Jane Pitt thanks Jesus every day Brad’s littel soldiers were scared into hiding with Maniston - because she wouldn’t have the beautiful grandchildren she has now. She was overheard telling friends, ‘I didn’t want grandbabies that looked like troll dolls - and that’s for sure what Aniston would have had, bless her homely heart.’ The source added, about the slamming doors and Angie crying business - it’s all good, as any spat between Brad and Angie ends with extreme makeup sex that shakes that actually moves the seismic meters on teh San Andreas fault. The source claims Brad actually orchestrates little tiffs sometimes just to get his ‘make up’ sex on with Angie.

lulu, so very true. life is short. we should always remember to tell our loved ones how much they mean to us.

to omg, the whole article you posted is ridiculous but the part about angelina being jealous of the x is so silly. brad left the x. why would he want that back? you see it makes no sense. also why would brad’s mom want to upset the woman who so obviously makes her son so happy? you see if you just use your deductive reasoning you won’t be pulled in by those silly articles.