Gyllenspoon Have it Made in the Shade

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I love them together…they are so cute.

Reese is amazing and is inspiring with her AVON things now.

On some other sites they show Reese with these really nice brown buckled boots. Does anyone one know where they come from?

Hey Sebastian,

Jealous much?

Are you all bitter that your little fantasies turned out to be a pathetic joke? That’s what happens when you decide to listen to gossip columnists.

Loser.

Reese looks terrible!

LOL!

“… and they looked really in love.”

What a joke!

Love Jake and Reese!

The ten Brokeback Mountain fan boys will be arriving any moment now. They’ll be exchanging ways of winning at Dungeon and Dragons.

Notice how the Brokeback Mountain fanboys make comments in twos, threes and fours always using different names. It’s because the ten or so of these idiots try to convince people that there are more of them then there really are. They are pathetic idiots who don’t understand that Brokeback Mountain was just a movie. They are repressed homosexuals themselves who act all gay, and believe in gay rights online where they are anonymous, yet are very much in the closet among friends and family. It’s so obvious and it’s sickening.

They are ashamed of their homosexuality. So that’s why they think Jake is a closet gay as well. It somehow validates their own closetedness. When they discover that Jake isn’t in the closet and is really straight, they become bitter. They are bitter because what does it say about them? Jake is with women and they are still in the closet. It creates a serious identity crisis for them. But instead of facing their own issues, they take the cowardly way out and go on some anonymous message board and attack Jake for being straight.

This is the reason everyone thinks these people are the biggest losers online.

Now go play your Dungeons and Dragons in your mamas basement and leave the computer free,Mama may need it.

ryan needs to kick his ass!

19#, he’s too busy shágging Abbie Cornish.

Correction: actually it is more likely that they were staying at the Four Seasons hotel. They are coming out with bags, etc.. So I would amend my prior post and say they stayed at the Four Seasons and probably ate somewhere else.

Notice how nobody really has any interest in Jake and Reese? All the comments are about Jake being gay or not gay. LOL!!!

Here is a Four Seasons suite. Maybe they stayed in something like this. Or something more modest. Not TOO modest of course. I am sure Avon footed the bill for everything.

http://www.fourseasons.com/newyorkfs/guest_rooms_and_suites/ty_warner_penthouse.html

I like Jake and Reese together. I don’t get the hate. Love Jake and whoever he is happy with, if it Reese, then I am happy.

Bored and DATRUTH are the same person. Probably the same as the others above.

Clearly he is someone who hasn’t been shown enough love. His life is empty and he spends too much time living in fantasyland. Let’s all feel sorry for this closet-case. He feels the need to use many different user names because he feels so isolated from society and doesn’t know who he is.

Personally, I think he is a sick individual. It must be hard living a life that is a lie. That would explain his bitterness towards Jake having a girlfriend. I suppose he wishes that he had someone in his own empty life.

Correction: Bored, DA TRUTH and Peter are all the same person. He’s also probably the same person who wrote the earlier posts. In fact i’m pretty sure he is.

Just look at the time of his postings. All three “people” posted within six minutes of each other. He’s not even that clever in covering his tracks. I suppose he thinks that all people are as dumb and gullible as the Brokeback Mountain fandom who will believe anything so long it ends with one guy sucking off another guy.

He’s that lonely repressed homosexual who trolls these and other boards because he has no friends, no job, no apartment, no life. His own parents don’t know he is “gay.” In fact no one but his imaginary online friends know. He is a total closet case. He has all the hallmarks.

Let’s have some compassion for this obviously sick Brokeback Mountain fanboy.

Hiya are you blind, Reese/Jake and Chris are all there. Why do people only see what they want to.

They were there because Reese is the celeb spokesperson for Avon and had to hold a speech in N.Y. She and Jake combined it to spend some time together. Go back a few pages and you’ll see pictures of Reese while she held a speech and there are tons of pictures of Jake and her shopping, leaving a restaurant all over the internet . Do your research Anon!

Beth, how do you know he’s gay and Reese is his beard? Did you read too much Ted C. bullsh**? Ted is an attention *****, it’s probably all made up. I think Jake and Reese are a real couple, a couple that has good and bad times, just like any other couple!

Chris is an old childhood friend, he lives in N.Y. They obviously spent time together while Jake was there!

“Flop”?”Flop”? What do you mean by “flop?” LOLOL

There are some really disturbed people posting here.

everyone who is bashing them is just jealous.

fog fog and fog hag. Is thta Jakes bf or ids that other tall thin guy jake’s bf? I am so confused. One thing I know for sure Reese is not Jake’s gf. No way in hell.

I saw Reese, Jake and his friend Crhis travelling together!
People were thinking Reese was controlling Jake. Well it seems not really. Jake is faithful to his friends! I love him even more!

Jake should be ashamed of himself dragging his friend into this whole charade. Friends shouldn’t be used that way.

hiya,

You pathetic loser. What are you the defender of all that is Brokeback Mountain? You half-dozen idiots claim that Brokeback has nothing to do with your belief that Jake is gay. What a lie.

Is Jake Captain Bereavement for the Brokeback kids or something? Is it his responsibility to look after the children of all the cast and crew of Brokeback when something happens to their fathers?

Why stop at Jake. Should Mel Gibson stop by and check on Matilda? After all, he played Heath’s Dad in “The Patriot.”

What about Katie Holmes and Josh Jackson? They starred with Michelle Williams on “Dawson’s Creek.”

You “Brokies” need to come to terms with the fact that Brokeback Mountain was just a movie, it wasn’t real life.

RHODEISLANDGIRL you are simply great and you are right!
J&R are a very very beautiful REAL couple.
Fauxmance, beard, phoney relationship:it’s incredible how many people need a serious help from Doctor Phil.

This not a matter of blindness, but a serious problem about reality perception

This couple would last..They look so stabile.

I can tell you why Reese looks pissed in these pictures. She lugged Jakey to NYC to keep her company, and when they got there he pulled his buddy Chris into the picture (and into the hotel too?). What she thought was going to be a twosome became a threesome, so no wonder she is pissed as hell.

Inna: Now you of course do know Reese and Jake personally, don’t you? So tell us what we need to know about them.

There together?! I always thought they were perfect for eachother, yay

Simply cute!!! I love Jake & Chris (and of course Reese.the Beard)

Well, Jake still has a lot of sex appeal to me. Always love Jake.

Did I read somewhere that Dunst used to call him “Shorty”, or is that just an unfounded rumor?

Reese looks upset because she forgot to shave her hair off her CHINNY, CHIN, CHIN! Just like The Three Little Pigs. LOL

Reese is a very spoiled and cocky BIT**

Wow, #75, your comment is BORING BORING BORING.

A site called GawkerStalker has some posts of interest re Jakeypoo. The writer implies that Jakey was a zit-afflicted kid when he was at Columbia University who finally got his skin cleaned up with medical oitments, that he was laughed at by his fellow students for not being too bright, and other stuff that is not flattering. He dropped out of course to become an “actor”, something that he has been reasonably successful at, although he is probably more successful as a celebrity than as an actor. His main characteristic, I would guess, is that he doesn’t drink much or drug at all and as a result he is one of the cleanest people in Hollyweird. May even be a nice guy, but who knows since we only know his crafted image.

Dunno for sure. Do you? Jakeypoo for sure needs to do a film in which he is the STAR and not just one of them, and that film needs to pull in big bucks if he is to stay anywhere near the top. He’s done too many arty-farty films that don’t make much money.

For all the people who are saying Reese and Jake are in love blah blah. Um they’re not even walking together, holding hands nada, nothing. And Reese looks like someone just slapped her up the side of the head with a big fish. And it’s not just in this photo that I’ve noticed this body language. There have been a few photos lately where Jake is walking a MILE in front of Reese and she looks unhappy. And when you do see photos of them showing affection it usually looks like Jake is trying to smother Reese with his armpit or strangle her with his arm - it actually reminds me of how mates grab each other around the neck and muck about. I gave this relationship till the end of March when it first became public notice. After seeing these photos I still stand by that expiry date.

oz have you seen the video?, bet you have but you still come up with these stupid comments.

They both look anoyed!!!! Probbably because of paparazzies.

i don’t think she looks any worse than you would if you just left a place where you know a thousand cameras are going to be waiting to take your pic because people have nothing better to do than intrude in celebs personal lives just because they are famous doesn’t mean they don’t have a right to privacy and doesn’t mean they have look 100% all of the time and further more that has nothing to do with how happy they look. and apparently he IS NOT gay because he has snagged one of the best looking and most talented women in the business, think about it. doesn’t sound very *** to me.
and one more thing i think they look very happy and into each other and as long as they are who cares what anyone else thinks!!!!

Just because he wasn’t public about Heath’s death does not mean he didn’t care. He doesn’t owe anyone a public comment on something that I am sure you would pick apart anyway.

Where are the pics? Tell me so I can learn.

Jake is cutie!!! He’s got something intresting in his look ….

Come on Reese, put some smile on your face!!!!
I know thet your chin is getting biger when you smile..
But who cares, just smile girl.

Oz’s post is refreshingly honest and true. Once a person opts to become a movie star, their privacy is gone as well as their reputation. That is to say, the public can say anything about them that it wants. And they can do NOTHING about it.

Jared, come on, it´s time to bring us news of Jake!

I agree with OZ and NED. Its what I’ve been saying all along myself. Im glad other people think like I do!!!

Reese Witherspoon is a prostitute of Hollywood studios. Nobody can explain how this monster can win lot of money. Her films are failure and her are very old for this kind of job. I hope that the dirty leathers of Hollywood have their orgasms in hotels or in bed of their dirty houses. It is a terror as costumer to pay for bad films when we go to the cinema. It is time to update and the people in Hollywood find another actresses and actors to work in their films!