Jennifer Aniston is Flat

i love that story!

even if the story is good,she cannot act,she will destroy the movie

Hey - she actually looks kinda different for once. Love the book - I hope they do it justice. No Rachel, okay, Jennifer?

She looks good.

Cute, What ? She is a ugly ***** , i mean lady.

She looks different. Owen Wilson & her are good together.

http://pl.youtube.com/watch?v=l8DBvjCszbA

i <3 JB! xDD

She looks great, I think this will be a good family movie to watch.

her body is good, but I don´t like her face.

Hey Jared
Just thought you should know that in the description it says Jenn has a flat time. I think you meant flat “tire”

this is going to be good, anything without Vaughn is great !

She has never carried a movie without a major comedic actor. Owen has never carried a movie without a major comedic actor. Let’s hope the dog can carry this movie.

Hello Owen =)

Helena - the best thing about The Good Girl was John C. Reilly.

Check out those thunder thighs on Maniston. Okay you’ve kept your body good cos you didn’t have any children but you are pushing 40 and your body will still go south anyways. The weight will become harder to keep off.

Why does she look the same in every movie?

She looks great !!!

Priceless!!!

http://img101.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=62010_8day2_122_1193lo.jpg

JENNIFER IS ORDINARY LOOKING GAL WITH A NOSE JOB, BOTOX, FAT SHORT LEGS. SHE CAN’T BE A MODEL LIKE AJ, SHE OPEN HER LEGS TO ANY MEN THAT COMES ALONG. NOW, LET’S SEE HOW LONG THIS FLING WITH THE CANADIAN GUY WILL LAST. SHE IS BORING, SAME BORING LIFE SHE HAS, MAKE MOVIES, SMOKES, HAVE SEX, HANG OUT WITH THE COURTNEYS, WALK HER DOG, SHOW HER VAJAYJAY WITH THE PAPZ. ANGIE HAS MORE PRODUCTIVE LIFE, FAMILY, MOVIES, CHARITIES, HUMANITARIAN, SEX WITH BRAD, FLY A PLANE, VISITS REFUGESS ALL OVER THE WORLD, ETC. YOU NAME IT SHE HAS DONE IT ALL. THAT’S WHY BRAD IS SO IN LOVE WITH HER AND A VERY HAPPY BIG FAMILY. I just have to write this in big letters to caught the fanistons fans. She always hides her chin and square jaws. She tries to inject fat in her lips to make it bigger but it doesn’t work. can’t you tell, she can’t move her cheeks when she talks because of too much botox.

Jen and Owen look great together. I met jennifer one time in California by the beach. Very nice in person and Beautiful human being. Can’t wait to see this movie.

Ugly Maniston is box office poison. Her movie will once again be a flop.

I laugh at the haters because in their heart, they know that Rachel, I mean Jennifer, is forever one of people’s favorite Friends. All the actors from Friends are immortal in a sense.

Lol @ 03/06/2008 at 5:59 pm

I love her. Seems like her haters are in full force after Sheryl Crow said she dumped Brad’ ass. LMAO
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Nobody cares what that old dried-up b*tch has to say.

don’t you mean aaron eckhart? wth

Some people just can’t admit that maybe - just maybe - Aniston is never going to be a movie star because she doesn’t have the talent or charisma. And it has nothing to do with any rivalries. She just does not have it. She wasn’t even the most talented “Friend.”

i like jolie & pitt but i hope aniston will have a good and stable relationship now - probably get married and have kids i mean, she is not getting any younger.

Jennifer esta hermosa!!! que bueno es verla trabajando en un nuevo film!!!!gracias por las fotos!

Bataglio - yes, I think it is the ’90s - the book was set in the ’90s, so I’m guessing the film will be set in that decade.

Same boring ass Jennifer Aniston. You never see her doing anything exciting with her life.

To have millions of dollars and yet she is the biggest snore in Hollywood! What a waste of money.

Oh I am so glad to see she has finally changed her hair …. now she has bangs to go with that stringy, lifeless hair of hers. Meg Ryan is so much better at playing these types of roles.

ROFLMAO, THIS MOVIE WILL SUCK. ROY O’BANNON MEETS RACHEL GREEN! THEY BOTH CAN’T ACT, THEY BOTH PLAY THE CHARACTER OF WHAT GAVE THEM THEIR 15 MINUTES OF FAME. AND SHE IS DOG UGLY! YOU NOTICE THAT SHE IS CO-STARRING NEXT TO MEN, WHO SHALL WE SAY, AREN’T THAT GOOD LOOKING. I REST MY CASE.

ohh my gosh!
that is my absolute FAVORITE BOOK.
they better not ruin it!!!

Here’s the deal

I prefer million time to have jen leg than those tooth pick leg of your idol.

Loonies you keep calling Jen poor woman, vitim blha blha. But she is the only deal you see in all people who involved in the triangle keep it up low key and stong and hundle the whole trinagle with diginity , class and strength.

You call her all this name vitim , pity blha blha to hid your insecurty and weakness of your idol. So that your idol can look strong. but othe way you make them pethatic and weak. But they are the only one who stil talking about the triangle. They are not even strong enough to talk the triangle themself. They send thier brother to do the dirt work.

Do not forget this all deal is two people bragnlina agains one jen . Jen by herself dealing with all this dram very storng woman. But two people Bragnlina dealing the dram dirt way weak.

#59 : Hands down Sarah Jessica Parker because not only do she have great style but she seems to really enjoy the life she have been so privileged to live.

Jen, you’re looking good with Owen. Can’t wait to see this one!
Btw, she can still be a victim even if she “dumped Brad’s ass” he was cheating on her with that ***** and I would have dumped his A too!

Jen’s New Grip
Everyone is wondering about Jennifer Aniston’s new mystery man she was seen leaving Courteney Cox’s with on Oscar weekend on Oscar weekend. Name according to OK Magazine is Brian Bouma.

They met on the set of Travelling in Vancouver. It was initially reported that he was a dolly grip on the production but I’m told he’s actually a crane grip.

My sources tell me exclusively that on her last night in Vancouver, she treated members of cast and crew to a party dinner at the Tea House. While she was friendly and flirty with Aaron Eckhart the early part of the evening, she left to change afterwards, then came back and stayed until 2:30am chatting intimately with Bouma. Described to me as “nose to nose”.

Word is, since Jennifer wrapped on Traveling, Brian supposedly has not been back on the film which was still shooting this week in Vancouver with Eckhart. Jennifer has apparently flown Brian out to join her in Miami where she’s shooting Marley & Me with Owen Wilson. Jen and Owen rehearsed at the beach the other day. Bouma has kept a low profile.

Jennifer Aniston sugar momma? Am all over it.

PS. More information on Brian Bouma. Rumour has it he dated Kristin Kreuk from Smallville and had his sights set on Megan Fox who is coming to Vancouver to work on Jason Reitman’s new movie. Looks like he’s landed a bigger fish?

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Aniston_Brian_Bouma_romance.aspx

The Answer B!tch Answers

Who’s beautiful these days?

What are the Hollywood standards of beauty these days? Having a hit TV show? Halle, Charlize and Angelina are divine, but Sarah Jessica Parker? Jen Aniston? Who’s next—Donatella? I’m not a hater, don’t get me wrong. But I’m talking about the whole face-symmetry thing. If these girls were working in Target and didn’t have the clothes…get the drift?
—Christine, Bell Gardens, California

The B!tch Replies: Now, now. Just recently I spoke with a googly-eyed Jennifer Aniston fan who has seen the actress in person. The fan attests that Aniston glows like uranium and has impossible spun-gold hair that eddies about her face. I would imagine it’s kind of like a halo surrounding a sacred potato.

Whether you personally find her pretty or not, no one doubts Aniston has charisma, not to mention that hair and that skin and a butt that doubles as an unstoppable killing machine. Those all count for something, you know.

Same deal with Sandra Oh, Sarah Jessica Parker, Barbra Streisand and Xtina. If you’re going to get all technical about it, their faces don’t have the greatest classical composition in the world. Christina, for one, looks like she can open a beer bottle with her top lip.

But all of these girls have figures that could start a full-on hot war between Pakistan and India. They also have head-turning personal styles and a way of carrying themselves—a message that screams, “Yes, I am attractive.” And if the charisma is high enough, that message becomes a kind of reality.

You ask if having a hit TV show makes someone more attractive. No, but it can serve as a showcase for people to flaunt what they’ve got—a way for a girl with middling looks to prove she can hold her own on a red carpet next to Angelina or Beyoncé.

Look at any rerun of Sex and the City. Watch how SJP seduces a guy using little more than a cocktail straw and those massive peepers. Charisma. Now SJP also stars in ads for beauty products, like hair color and a perfume called Lovely.

“If she hadn’t had that TV role, she wouldn’t have made it as a model or actress,” confirms image consultant Sandy Dumont.

There is also a theory that America’s standards of beauty are loosening, becoming more open, more, well, European.

“Maybe we’re growing up a bit,” Dumont posits. “The way Europeans talk about wine, we talk about wine. Now, maybe, we’re beginning to accept people who aren’t perfect looking.”

And isn’t that what the ladies have always wanted?

“Women have been complaining for decades that there aren’t enough ‘real’-looking women in Hollywood for them to relate to,” says New York makeup artist Jillian Villafane, who has groomed some of the Desperate Housewives cast for talk-show appearances.

“So, to say that Jen Aniston or SJP are unattractive is as good as insulting the masses. Isn’t it a wonderful thing that society has become more open-minded about what makes a person attractive?”

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=c477bc17-8104-456b-8cf6-d281e6269347

she isnt dating that grip guy. It is garbage. If she was dating him, she would make it obvious. She is giving the media something to discuss. In reality there is nothing going on, that is why they are playing games. Jen would NEVER date a grip. Sorry. Next fake story please. Wasn’t she living with Jason Lewis last week ? Haveing a sperm inplant ? dating Orlando ? dating David Spade and blah blah blah….. she gave the guy a lift but he is intentionally disposable………she is hiding the truth and he is a mask for media conversation

Hi remember da truth @ 03/06/2008 at 7:30 pm

ITA with you. Bringing over what I wrote in the Angelina thread.

When I first saw that sheryl crow interview, I didn’t read it, assuming that it was yet another fake interview. However, I just took a look at it today and it seems that the interview did in fact take place.

I assume that as the INTERVIEW did take place, and Sheryl isn’t some unknown, unnamed SOURCE, that what sheryl says is true and x did the dumping.

If so, I wonder why x was so shocked that Brad decided to take his dumped azz and find consolation in the far more appreciative arms of Angelina?? Manipulation, deceit, conceit….

to rember the truth

Weak men and woman

One who does not respect the marriag only care what is under is pant only.

A woman is weak when she get pregnat to a man who is still married under law. A woman is weak when she get prengnat to the man still married while the wife at the time is rushing to fill the divorce paper.

Pathetic sad media HO

bet, remember that many people, (jen with vince included) has been with other people before the divorces are finalized. Remember to include everybody in HW and that you know in your criticism.

PLEASE LEARN HOW TO WRITE, or write in your native language, that way at least someone will understand well!

She is too old for this role. UGH!! All the younger prettier women available and they cast her. She looks like Owen’s mother!!! This great book is now ruined. Wonder who she paid to get this role.

remember da truth @ 03/06/2008 at 7:30 pm

If Sheryl was telling the truth, and I tend to think she was, then not only did Jennifer play the victim for all it was worth as a deceitful lying bi tch to make Brad out to be the bad guy, but it also shows what a stand-up guy Brad is. He stuck it out to the very end, unhappy and ruing the day he married the boring, selfish witch. It’s a true compliment to Brad and a slap at her ‘friend’ (dope connection) Jennifer.

Brad is a truly good guy, strong inside, and that marriage was SOOO over and they spent more of the 4 1/2 years apart than together. FINALLY, once she made four movies back-to-back after leaving Friends, she thought she was on her way and didn’t need to use him anymore and so set him free to find true love with someone so much more interesting, talented, and giving.

Yeah, I believe Sheryl. She knows Jen well because they smoke pot together, and she knew that marriage was LOOONNNGGG over before Brad ever met Angelina. Go Sheryl!

Poor Owen.
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I’m totally agree. This home girl looks so fugly now.

self absorbent @ 03/07/2008 at 12:07 am remember da truth @ 03/06/2008 at 7:30 pm

If Sheryl was telling the truth, and I tend to think she was, then not only did Jennifer play the victim for all it was worth as a deceitful lying bi tch to make Brad out to be the bad guy, but it also shows what a stand-up guy Brad is. He stuck it out to the very end, unhappy and ruing the day he married the boring, selfish witch. It’s a true compliment to Brad and a slap at her ‘friend’ (dope connection) Jennifer.

Brad is a truly good guy, strong inside, and that marriage was SOOO over and they spent more of the 4 1/2 years apart than together. FINALLY, once she made four movies back-to-back after leaving Friends, she thought she was on her way and didn’t need to use him anymore and so set him free to find true love with someone so much more interesting, talented, and giving.

Yeah, I believe Sheryl. She knows Jen well because they smoke pot together, and she knew that marriage was LOOONNNGGG over before Brad ever met Angelina. Go Sheryl!

Poor Owen.
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I’m totally agree. This home girl looks so fugly now.

lol, truth hurts huh, lol. jealous of what? i know i look good, i have been told many times, not vanity, just the truth. funny how you would automatically think jealousy? lol, sorry, that is what you would think, probably because that is what everyone tells you, lol. and “see a doctor,” again, lol, such a childish remark, that is getting soooo old. please, come up with something original, quit repeating what you hear other children write, lol. another fact, rachel green is the only character, the talentless twit knows how to play. and i like looking feminine, not manly, like your he-man looking, talentless twit you adore. again fact, who was voted by a man’s magazine as beautiful, and who has the most awards. i would like to have Angelina’s talent and long thin legs (i am short, nothing wrong with that) than a he-man chin, and chunky legs. lol.

JEN is fabulous with her dress and hair and looks much younger than her age,I don’t know why some obove said those mean words!please just let the girl alone!

I ‘v read this book it is so moving!I hope the movie would be the same!

She is so brave to make her hair like this,people with this long chin and big nose usually keep their hair around their face as she usually does to hide that chin and nose.

btw I like the book and hope Jen won’t ruin it.she is adapting to play with C-lister so I hope those charactors aren’t making that little talent she had one big disaster.

and last but not least I saw some people called her legs hot!!!!!!sorry but those short legs are not hot.she may not be skinny anymore as she was because of male hormons she got but just because you gained weight and you are not thin anymore doesn’t mean you gain a hot body.Jen is not thin and have a good weight for her height,but obviously those short legs and that saggy boobs can’t make your body hot.

I didn’t know they were making a film of that book but I don’t know why the character didn’t seam at all like Jeniffer Aniston!

There it is - once the a new Jen thread was opened, all the lunatics who managed to escape from the local asylum and need a favourite hate came here to find an outlet for their irrational spite.

Can you guys love Brad and Angelina without needing to hate anybody in his past? It’s so obvious that he isn’t harmed by anything to justify your venom. His own mother wouldn’t hate his ex as much as the most of you. Think who you are in relation to him and you will realize that you invest yourselves in a feeling that even the Springfield Pitts see no reason to feel.

Ugly clothes + ugly hair + ugly shades = Ugly Jennifer!
She is such a plain jane!

fellow bug @ 03/07/2008 at 6:38 am There it is - once the a new Jen thread was opened, all the lunatics who managed to escape from the local asylum and need a favourite hate came here to find an outlet for their irrational spite.
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Geez, you and other Jennifer fans do the same in every B&A thread. Its fair game!

Note to Miss Aniston AKA Rachel:

I know your favorite expression is FROWNING in all your movies, and you are good at it. But please limit your FROWN in this film. I know your range of expression is quite limited, and losing the FROWN maybe hard to replace with another kind of expression. Take an acting lesson and PLEASE, I beg you, don’t ruin this film with your FROWNING.

rember da truth

I bring the point becuase yourself bring about what weak represent.

Second Every body allowed to do what ever they want to do . Your bragnlina can even do it during the marriage there is no law that say you can not cheat. The point i making is desrecpet to the woman your were married to and in the side of Manglina it is desrspect to other woman like herself. And i said anyone who can not wait weather she is manglina or my neighbor to get pregnate or persuting to get pregnat before the divorce even fill is weak human being .

And loonies i will say it again, i did not say that they are not allowed to get pregnant by the law, i said It just not right that all. And also i bring the case becuase you loonies bring it.

remember da truth:

You make so much sense!

Thanks

Wow, bet is now arbiter of moral values? Am impressed! Hey, bet, what about Aniston dry-humping Vince Vaughn in a hotel balcony in July of 2005, which by your standards means that she was still married to Brad since the divorce wasn’t final yet. You keep on talking about Angie getting pregnant right away, but you have no comment on Aniston fcuking VV before the divorce, it just so happened that she did not want to have any children so she did not get pregnant and
Angie did. Wow, double standard much?

Hu?

To remember Da thruth

Just read what HU 7.22 am.post and may be you will undertand who do not want to let go the past relationship. I guessing Hu? is loone. So loones move on, we fan are tired of you guys mention it and we have to reply to your cry
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For the record I am not remember da truth so stop whining about something I haven’t written !

Hahahahaha You are such a looser!!!!!

to ifonly…

JEN DUMPED BRADS ASS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

And yes Angie is such a wonderfull and selfish person….

…u guys r so funny!!!!

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For your memory , it is That is after the divorce is final. Like you said any one can do after the divorce is final. Andalso i was not in the thier bed weather Jen is sleeping with Vince or not. She is dating someone does mean she is sleeping with him. She did not say anything like she sleep with anyone like your idol.

Bijoux

The more you are here in her thread and waste your precious time posting about her irrelevance, she will be more rrelevnat to you. I suggest you if you do not post this again may be she will be irrelevant to you. Or if you jealous of her , i suggest to go to doctor.

Si, Thank you, I hold my own and can turn a few heads. But that has nothing to do with my responses. I’m confident and nothing you can say could make me think otherwise. Get a clue.

Jennifer Aniston: Banged but not Dumped
Sheryl Crow inexplicably decided to shoot her mouth off recently about her friendship with Jennifer Aniston, insisting that neither of them were the “dumpees” in their respective high profile relationships:

“For both of us, the perceived idea is that, in our big relationships, we both got dumped. Believe me, this is not true. Neither one of us has ever gotten dumped. No one ever knows what goes on in relationships.

Unfortunately, for some people like Jennifer and me, so much is written about things that you don’t say, and so many emotions are attributed to you that you haven’t had.”

As you would expect, Sheryl’s remarks resulted in more attention paid to someone else – Aniston – rather than herself. Which is dumb. Why give an interview if only to redirection attention?

And why throw a pity party if no pity was required?

Why allow that slag Leslei Bennetts to portray her as a teary-eyed victim, whipping the MiniVan Majority into a solidarity frenzy against the most beautiful woman in the world? If her friend Sheryl is now playing the “I’m a strong woman, burn my bra” card on her behalf, why didn’t she do it herself when the triangle first formed? Why scream at the ocean for Vanity Fair? Why permit her friends to paint the picture of a wounded faun, fragile but forgiving, brave but bruised? Why not just pull out the bra from the very beginning – the relationship wasn’t right for me. So I decided to leave.

Why?

Because Jennifer Aniston is a fraud. We know this. We also know that these days it’s a new Jen she’s selling. A better Jen. A Jen I could consider buying. Jen the healthy. Jen the hopefully blow-free. Jen the strong single looking for love but not begging for love.

Jen with bangs!

Jen has the best hair ever. Seen here on set with Owen Wilson in Miami. Part Heather Locklear, part Linda Evans… and on Jennifer Aniston, it works. Any hair works.

you guys are so cruel and immature.

lainey says

When are you loones stop crying about this tirangle thing. stop crying , shouting ,chanting and getting angry about something long time ago and move on. can you let it go. Jen is silent , whom ever is talking to have his or her name printed on the press is not her responisblity. Move on

You loones who are the servant of the your royal need to be happy . Accoding to the servant of the royals(loones) everything is perfect in thier royality palace ,so what is the anger about? You loones are more angry than the people you accuse of pity.

lainey says.

This is really nothing new to some people. Some of us knew and remembered how Aniston and Pitt both said they worked hard to save the marriage but..they had grown apart and wanted different things in life. Aniston herself admitted this in the VF article. She said they both tried their best but… it was not to be. (I never thought she really loved Brad that much anyway..why else would she say she didnt know if he was the love of her life? who says that about your husband?) The real thing that Aniston was upset about was that Brad began dating Jolie just a few months after the split. This seemed to embarrass her. All those tears and acting shocked were just phony.

Some people do feel a bit of anger over the fact that two people are still constantly judged harshly in all of this(pitt and jolie) while aniston came off looking like a victim, it was unfair then, and still unfair today.

stop trying to look 21 granny

anuston has the best hair ever on her twat that is why she was them all the time

Grey hairs are coming out from her shorts. She must have forgotten to wax

Stupid headline…dumb idiots as usual!

Ugly - whats the matter…jealous ‘cuz your probably so ugly you don’t have a mirror in your house cuz it’ll break if you look in it?

she looks like a plastic version of martha stewart

best legs? they are soo stumpy looking.

Bijoux

I can´t care less about what u think of Jen…i just find it very funny u get all angry for nothing….

Think about that…

Sofia I think that everybody including critics agree that aniston was the stand out performance in the good girl so please make sure your facts are corecct before opening your mouth and secondly thunder thighs you must be blind, she looks great why do you target her she seems like a nice person never really looking for attention just becuase your some stick thin ***** doesnt mean everybody else is
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In the photos in the mags where she’s smiling, hugging Owen from the back on the beach, her lips and teeth look totally different. Her smile is drastically different. How come no one is mentioning that?

Also, for all of you Jennifer haters and Jolie lovers = please none of you know these people! Good God, get real - why would you all be so nasty regarding people you do not know. Some one is out there talking about grey hairs showing from her shorts - GROW UP! Read a book, educate yourself - you are acting like trash and making Americans look stupid.