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Jennifer Aniston is Flat

Jennifer Aniston is Flat

Jennifer Aniston and costar Owen Wilson film scenes together on Thursday on the Miami, Florida set of their new movie, Marley & Me.

The film is about a family learning important life lessons from their adorable, but naughty and neurotic dog, Marley (a labrador retriever). It’s based on the memoir by John Grogan, played by Wilson.

In this scene, Aniston’s character, Jennifer Grogan, suffers a flat time and Wilson tries to fix it. Unfortunately, he can’t and a few highway patrol men swoop in to rescue them.

Marley & Me is set to open Christmas Day 2008.

The rumor mill is spinning than Aniston is romantically involved with Canadian cutie Brian Bourma, working on the set of her other movie, Traveling.

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wtf is this, the 90’s? what’s w/the tiny dark glasses!

Jennifer esta hermosa!!! que bueno es verla trabajando en un nuevo film!!!!gracias por las fotos!

Flat TIME? Lol.

–read my blog at http://fashionpoirot.blogspot.com

Bataglio - yes, I think it is the ’90s - the book was set in the ’90s, so I’m guessing the film will be set in that decade.

my bad, i should read more, though i doubt it’d be this book in particular anyhoo. the costume designer should win an oscar for staying so true to the times ;-)

SAME OL' SAME OL' @ 03/06/2008 at 8:17 pm

Same boring ass Jennifer Aniston. You never see her doing anything exciting with her life.

To have millions of dollars and yet she is the biggest snore in Hollywood! What a waste of money.

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# 48 remember da truth @ 03/06/2008 at 7:30 pm If Sheryl was telling the truth, and I tend to think she was, then not only did Jennifer play the victim for all it was worth as a deceitful lying bi tch to make Brad out to be the bad guy, but it also shows what a stand-up guy Brad is. He stuck it out to the very end, unhappy and ruing the day he married the boring, selfish witch. It’s a true compliment to Brad and a slap at her ‘friend’ (dope connection) Jennifer.

Brad is a truly good guy, strong inside, and that marriage was SOOO over and they spent more of the 4 1/2 years apart than together. FINALLY, once she made four movies back-to-back after leaving Friends, she thought she was on her way and didn’t need to use him anymore and so set him free to find true love with someone so much more interesting, talented, and giving.

Yeah, I believe Sheryl. She knows Jen well because they smoke pot together, and she knew that marriage was LOOONNNGGG over before Brad ever met Angelina. Go Sheryl!

Poor Owen.
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So true.ITAWU.

Oh I am so glad to see she has finally changed her hair …. now she has bangs to go with that stringy, lifeless hair of hers. Meg Ryan is so much better at playing these types of roles.

Who is prettier?

Sarah Jessica Parker or Jennifer Aniston?

ROFLMAO, THIS MOVIE WILL SUCK. ROY O’BANNON MEETS RACHEL GREEN! THEY BOTH CAN’T ACT, THEY BOTH PLAY THE CHARACTER OF WHAT GAVE THEM THEIR 15 MINUTES OF FAME. AND SHE IS DOG UGLY! YOU NOTICE THAT SHE IS CO-STARRING NEXT TO MEN, WHO SHALL WE SAY, AREN’T THAT GOOD LOOKING. I REST MY CASE.

I think Katherine Hiegl , Reese, Kate Hudson are more fitted to this role. they are prettier and younger. Aniston was too old for this role, she is almost 40, she ’s no longer the girl next door age,and should stop playing those role, even Cameron Daiz 5 yrs younger than her was taking the mother’s role. I really found it weird actresses that old still playing the cute, cheesy role the Barbie fall in love with ken role just like SJP. it’s not cute , it’s yucky.

ohh my gosh!
that is my absolute FAVORITE BOOK.
they better not ruin it!!!

meangirls @ 03/06/2008 at 8:49 pm

#59
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BOTh also not good looking but I think sarah is prettier ..at least she is not fake.

Here’s the deal

I prefer million time to have jen leg than those tooth pick leg of your idol.

Loonies you keep calling Jen poor woman, vitim blha blha. But she is the only deal you see in all people who involved in the triangle keep it up low key and stong and hundle the whole trinagle with diginity , class and strength.

You call her all this name vitim , pity blha blha to hid your insecurty and weakness of your idol. So that your idol can look strong. but othe way you make them pethatic and weak. But they are the only one who stil talking about the triangle. They are not even strong enough to talk the triangle themself. They send thier brother to do the dirt work.

Do not forget this all deal is two people bragnlina agains one jen . Jen by herself dealing with all this dram very storng woman. But two people Bragnlina dealing the dram dirt way weak.

SAME old Same old ... @ 03/06/2008 at 8:51 pm

how many movies has she made so far ? if you watch one , you have seen all .
why … because she never change her hair style or her style. the SAME or SAME or hairstyle since day one ….? uh ? So does she need that stupId looking long hair to frame her humongous chin and manly jawline.

whether she is playing a maid, a rape victim , a poor walmart girl , a elite girl or even this movie… it’s all the same look .. how dramatic can she be if she can’t move her of her comfort zone to change her hair style .

SAME OL' SAME OL' @ 03/06/2008 at 8:51 pm

#59 : Hands down Sarah Jessica Parker because not only do she have great style but she seems to really enjoy the life she have been so privileged to live.

amattison @ 03/06/2008 at 9:09 pm

Why does this website allow so much name calling and jokes about suicide?

I think this entire post is abusive and the editor regardless of hits to his or her website should ban or severely admonish these posters.

Jen, you’re looking good with Owen. Can’t wait to see this one!
Btw, she can still be a victim even if she “dumped Brad’s ass” he was cheating on her with that ***** and I would have dumped his A too!

fan of Uma @ 03/06/2008 at 9:26 pm

bet @ 03/06/2008 at 8:51 pm \

Brooke Burke has better legs, body and hair than Aniston. She has three kids. The only thing is Brooke does not have fans to create an image.

# 68 Ivermom @ 03/06/2008 at 9:11 pm

LOL funny that you fans want to keep Aniston as a Victim. Patheic are us. Keep spinning the tale. Aniston needs all the help she can get

Sugar momma Jen @ 03/06/2008 at 10:01 pm

Jen’s New Grip
Everyone is wondering about Jennifer Aniston’s new mystery man she was seen leaving Courteney Cox’s with on Oscar weekend on Oscar weekend. Name according to OK Magazine is Brian Bouma.

They met on the set of Travelling in Vancouver. It was initially reported that he was a dolly grip on the production but I’m told he’s actually a crane grip.

My sources tell me exclusively that on her last night in Vancouver, she treated members of cast and crew to a party dinner at the Tea House. While she was friendly and flirty with Aaron Eckhart the early part of the evening, she left to change afterwards, then came back and stayed until 2:30am chatting intimately with Bouma. Described to me as “nose to nose”.

Word is, since Jennifer wrapped on Traveling, Brian supposedly has not been back on the film which was still shooting this week in Vancouver with Eckhart. Jennifer has apparently flown Brian out to join her in Miami where she’s shooting Marley & Me with Owen Wilson. Jen and Owen rehearsed at the beach the other day. Bouma has kept a low profile.

Jennifer Aniston sugar momma? Am all over it.

PS. More information on Brian Bouma. Rumour has it he dated Kristin Kreuk from Smallville and had his sights set on Megan Fox who is coming to Vancouver to work on Jason Reitman’s new movie. Looks like he’s landed a bigger fish?

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Aniston_Brian_Bouma_romance.aspx

remember da truth @ 03/06/2008 at 10:09 pm

I have found that women who believe that Brad cheated with Angelina fall into two categories:
1. They themselves have cheated, so they believe others unable to withstand the temptation of a person who excites you when your own relationship is found wanting.
2. Insecure women who see men as their source of identity (I’m his wife) and source of happiness, who burden their men and don’t have a life of their own, so when their men are unhappy they want to blame another woman for taking him, rather than see that they drove him away.

They find it so easy to believe that Brad, who has always been known as a monogamous, stand-up guy, suddenly cheated because a beautiful woman, who has also been noted (by people who know her, not by jealous frumpy housewives) for being extremely moral and respectful of monogamous relationships, worked next to him.

It says so much about the posters. And it says so much about jen aniston and her dull, narrow-minded fans.

That said, I’m glad she has bangs. Anyone with a long, narrow face should not be parting their hair in the middle. She is looking better than she has in a long time. Maybe she is starting fresh, beginning a new chapter in her life — one where she’ll become a more interesting human being!

To Question @ 03/06/2008 at 10:14 pm

The Answer B!tch Answers

Who’s beautiful these days?

What are the Hollywood standards of beauty these days? Having a hit TV show? Halle, Charlize and Angelina are divine, but Sarah Jessica Parker? Jen Aniston? Who’s next—Donatella? I’m not a hater, don’t get me wrong. But I’m talking about the whole face-symmetry thing. If these girls were working in Target and didn’t have the clothes…get the drift?
—Christine, Bell Gardens, California

The B!tch Replies: Now, now. Just recently I spoke with a googly-eyed Jennifer Aniston fan who has seen the actress in person. The fan attests that Aniston glows like uranium and has impossible spun-gold hair that eddies about her face. I would imagine it’s kind of like a halo surrounding a sacred potato.

Whether you personally find her pretty or not, no one doubts Aniston has charisma, not to mention that hair and that skin and a butt that doubles as an unstoppable killing machine. Those all count for something, you know.

Same deal with Sandra Oh, Sarah Jessica Parker, Barbra Streisand and Xtina. If you’re going to get all technical about it, their faces don’t have the greatest classical composition in the world. Christina, for one, looks like she can open a beer bottle with her top lip.

But all of these girls have figures that could start a full-on hot war between Pakistan and India. They also have head-turning personal styles and a way of carrying themselves—a message that screams, “Yes, I am attractive.” And if the charisma is high enough, that message becomes a kind of reality.

You ask if having a hit TV show makes someone more attractive. No, but it can serve as a showcase for people to flaunt what they’ve got—a way for a girl with middling looks to prove she can hold her own on a red carpet next to Angelina or Beyoncé.

Look at any rerun of Sex and the City. Watch how SJP seduces a guy using little more than a cocktail straw and those massive peepers. Charisma. Now SJP also stars in ads for beauty products, like hair color and a perfume called Lovely.

“If she hadn’t had that TV role, she wouldn’t have made it as a model or actress,” confirms image consultant Sandy Dumont.

There is also a theory that America’s standards of beauty are loosening, becoming more open, more, well, European.

“Maybe we’re growing up a bit,” Dumont posits. “The way Europeans talk about wine, we talk about wine. Now, maybe, we’re beginning to accept people who aren’t perfect looking.”

And isn’t that what the ladies have always wanted?

“Women have been complaining for decades that there aren’t enough ‘real’-looking women in Hollywood for them to relate to,” says New York makeup artist Jillian Villafane, who has groomed some of the Desperate Housewives cast for talk-show appearances.

“So, to say that Jen Aniston or SJP are unattractive is as good as insulting the masses. Isn’t it a wonderful thing that society has become more open-minded about what makes a person attractive?”

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=c477bc17-8104-456b-8cf6-d281e6269347

chinnifer maniston is u-g-l-y, and plays rachel green in all her movies. she CAN’T act. so the movie should be called roy o’bannon meets rachel green. as owen plays the same character in all his movies. i will say, owen did good in shanghai noon, as i liked that movie. but, he can’t act other than that. this movie will suck, no matter how beautiful angelina is, or how handsome brad is. and it doesn’t matter how many beautiful children they have either, chin-chin is a bad actor, and has teamed up with another bad actor. you do the math.

lies from lainey @ 03/06/2008 at 10:15 pm

she isnt dating that grip guy. It is garbage. If she was dating him, she would make it obvious. She is giving the media something to discuss. In reality there is nothing going on, that is why they are playing games. Jen would NEVER date a grip. Sorry. Next fake story please. Wasn’t she living with Jason Lewis last week ? Haveing a sperm inplant ? dating Orlando ? dating David Spade and blah blah blah….. she gave the guy a lift but he is intentionally disposable………she is hiding the truth and he is a mask for media conversation

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I do not know who Brook Burk is , Anyways what i said befor on my post i prefer million time Jen perfect leg than your idol leg which look like two tooth pick or chickne leg.

Did you ever see ,my post saying that she is a vitim. You loonies and tabloid make her vitime other than that she is one hell of Single storng indpedent woman.

You loonies want her to be viitm because you think that your two inscure , weak and freaks idol look good. But in other way , you make the two freaks pethatic , and inscure

Do not forget one woman angainst two freaks. Let say who is strong. Jen is the winner. She handle the media drama those two created with diginity , strength and class.

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