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Jennifer Aniston is Flat

Jennifer Aniston is Flat

Jennifer Aniston and costar Owen Wilson film scenes together on Thursday on the Miami, Florida set of their new movie, Marley & Me.

The film is about a family learning important life lessons from their adorable, but naughty and neurotic dog, Marley (a labrador retriever). It’s based on the memoir by John Grogan, played by Wilson.

In this scene, Aniston’s character, Jennifer Grogan, suffers a flat time and Wilson tries to fix it. Unfortunately, he can’t and a few highway patrol men swoop in to rescue them.

Marley & Me is set to open Christmas Day 2008.

The rumor mill is spinning than Aniston is romantically involved with Canadian cutie Brian Bourma, working on the set of her other movie, Traveling.

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LAINEY SAYS @ 03/07/2008 at 1:48 pm

Jennifer Aniston: Banged but not Dumped
Sheryl Crow inexplicably decided to shoot her mouth off recently about her friendship with Jennifer Aniston, insisting that neither of them were the “dumpees” in their respective high profile relationships:

“For both of us, the perceived idea is that, in our big relationships, we both got dumped. Believe me, this is not true. Neither one of us has ever gotten dumped. No one ever knows what goes on in relationships.

Unfortunately, for some people like Jennifer and me, so much is written about things that you don’t say, and so many emotions are attributed to you that you haven’t had.”

As you would expect, Sheryl’s remarks resulted in more attention paid to someone else – Aniston – rather than herself. Which is dumb. Why give an interview if only to redirection attention?

And why throw a pity party if no pity was required?

Why allow that slag Leslei Bennetts to portray her as a teary-eyed victim, whipping the MiniVan Majority into a solidarity frenzy against the most beautiful woman in the world? If her friend Sheryl is now playing the “I’m a strong woman, burn my bra” card on her behalf, why didn’t she do it herself when the triangle first formed? Why scream at the ocean for Vanity Fair? Why permit her friends to paint the picture of a wounded faun, fragile but forgiving, brave but bruised? Why not just pull out the bra from the very beginning – the relationship wasn’t right for me. So I decided to leave.

Why?

Because Jennifer Aniston is a fraud. We know this. We also know that these days it’s a new Jen she’s selling. A better Jen. A Jen I could consider buying. Jen the healthy. Jen the hopefully blow-free. Jen the strong single looking for love but not begging for love.

Jen with bangs!

Jen has the best hair ever. Seen here on set with Owen Wilson in Miami. Part Heather Locklear, part Linda Evans… and on Jennifer Aniston, it works. Any hair works.

Tealleaf

Yes she is boring. You know what , she is not interetaining the loones by banging a married man. For that she may be boring. I prefer to be boring than acting as insesucre human being.

you guys are so cruel and immature.

anonymous @ 03/07/2008 at 2:05 pm

grow up you fuckers

lainey says

When are you loones stop crying about this tirangle thing. stop crying , shouting ,chanting and getting angry about something long time ago and move on. can you let it go. Jen is silent , whom ever is talking to have his or her name printed on the press is not her responisblity. Move on

You loones who are the servant of the your royal need to be happy . Accoding to the servant of the royals(loones) everything is perfect in thier royality palace ,so what is the anger about? You loones are more angry than the people you accuse of pity.

lainey jen d fraud @ 03/07/2008 at 2:36 pm

Jennifer Aniston: Banged but not Dumped

Sheryl Crow inexplicably decided to shoot her mouth off recently about her friendship with Jennifer Aniston, insisting that neither of them were the “dumpees” in their respective high profile relationships:

“For both of us, the perceived idea is that, in our big relationships, we both got dumped. Believe me, this is not true. Neither one of us has ever gotten dumped. No one ever knows what goes on in relationships.

Unfortunately, for some people like Jennifer and me, so much is written about things that you don’t say, and so many emotions are attributed to you that you haven’t had.”

As you would expect, Sheryl’s remarks resulted in more attention paid to someone else – Aniston – rather than herself. Which is dumb. Why give an interview if only to redirection attention?

And why throw a pity party if no pity was required?

Why allow that slag Leslei Bennetts to portray her as a teary-eyed victim, whipping the MiniVan Majority into a solidarity frenzy against the most beautiful woman in the world? If her friend Sheryl is now playing the “I’m a strong woman, burn my bra” card on her behalf, why didn’t she do it herself when the triangle first formed? Why scream at the ocean for Vanity Fair? Why permit her friends to paint the picture of a wounded faun, fragile but forgiving, brave but bruised? Why not just pull out the bra from the very beginning – the relationship wasn’t right for me. So I decided to leave.

Why?

Because Jennifer Aniston is a fraud. We know this. We also know that these days it’s a new Jen she’s selling. A better Jen. A Jen I could consider buying. Jen the healthy. Jen the hopefully blow-free. Jen the strong single looking for love but not begging for love.

Jen with bangs!

Jen has the best hair ever. Seen here on set with Owen Wilson in Miami. Part Heather Locklear, part Linda Evans… and on Jennifer Aniston, it works. Any hair works.

lainey says.

This is really nothing new to some people. Some of us knew and remembered how Aniston and Pitt both said they worked hard to save the marriage but..they had grown apart and wanted different things in life. Aniston herself admitted this in the VF article. She said they both tried their best but… it was not to be. (I never thought she really loved Brad that much anyway..why else would she say she didnt know if he was the love of her life? who says that about your husband?) The real thing that Aniston was upset about was that Brad began dating Jolie just a few months after the split. This seemed to embarrass her. All those tears and acting shocked were just phony.

Some people do feel a bit of anger over the fact that two people are still constantly judged harshly in all of this(pitt and jolie) while aniston came off looking like a victim, it was unfair then, and still unfair today.

Rima

I sure no one juge your two freaks becuase jen intereveiw. like me most people juge them though thier behavior which they display,
from the binging of thier relationship. So most of you loones for four year you guys tirelessly post she is a vitim now you turn around and paint your idol vitim. Is it the war about who is the vitim?. If your idol want to be a vitim they can have it.

stop trying to look 21 granny

nana anuston @ 03/07/2008 at 9:13 pm

you forgot to wax your twat nana jen

anuston has the best hair ever on her twat that is why she was them all the time

anuston has the best hair ever on her twat that is why she wax them all the time

Grey hairs are coming out from her shorts. She must have forgotten to wax

i bet bet got dumped by her boyfriend or husband just like anuston

Stupid headline…dumb idiots as usual!

Ugly - whats the matter…jealous ‘cuz your probably so ugly you don’t have a mirror in your house cuz it’ll break if you look in it?

Hmmm, it seems that the SC interview was with NE and we all know that NE cannot be trusted. Therefore SC probably didn’t give that interview.

I wonder if bet is bixby of the “I had a friend who nearly stole my dumb husband??”

:lol: :lol:

she looks like a plastic version of martha stewart

They find it so easy to believe that Brad, who has always been known as a monogamous, stand-up guy, suddenly cheated because a beautiful woman, who has also been noted (by people who know her, not by jealous frumpy housewives) for being extremely moral and respectful of monogamous relationships, worked next to him.

#71
Angelina “Extremely moral”? if she is “extremely moral” I am Mother Teresa of Calcuta. Come on Girls….please .

huvane is a genius @ 03/08/2008 at 9:49 am

best legs? they are soo stumpy looking.

@ A fellow bug @ 03/07/2008 at 6:38 am

I agree with you. I like all three of them, I don’t see why you have to hate one to like the other. So childish. You definetly don’t see as much hatred on Angelina/Brad threads except to hate Jennifer and now she has her own thread and you continue to spew hatred. Get a fuc*ing life and stop obessesing about people that don’t even know you exist.

Bijoux

I can´t care less about what u think of Jen…i just find it very funny u get all angry for nothing….

Think about that…

For some reason I caught the movie, The Object of My Affection on tv the other day. One of her many bombs. Man, was she ugly in that movie. Total butterface. Her nose was HUGE!!!! No wonder she got a nose job.

Sofia I think that everybody including critics agree that aniston was the stand out performance in the good girl so please make sure your facts are corecct before opening your mouth and secondly thunder thighs you must be blind, she looks great why do you target her she seems like a nice person never really looking for attention just becuase your some stick thin ***** doesnt mean everybody else is
*sigh*

jayjayrokz, please! Please be honest and get your facts straight!!!! Jen can’t act her way out of a paper bag, and she ruins every movie she is in, this is fact. She plays herself in every movie. She has no comedic timing and is a dud. She is only into acting because she was married to Brad Pitt. She can’t act to save her life.

The headline is correct. She is so flat-chested that the walls are jealous. With all that money, you’d think she’d have 4 fifths of her chin removed at least. She is weird-looking and is one of the worst ‘actress’es to come out of Hollywood second only to Paris Hilton.

In the photos in the mags where she’s smiling, hugging Owen from the back on the beach, her lips and teeth look totally different. Her smile is drastically different. How come no one is mentioning that?

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