Jennifer Aniston to Guest on Eli Stone?

angie fan,

I agree with you. I could never understand why Brad Pitt was with her and I was so happy years ago when I heard they were seperated. Aniston is not an attractive person, inside or out. She had a beautiful man whom MANY women would adore and want to have children with; she really messed up. Seeing Brad Pitt move on makes me think there IS justice in the world. Aniston should stick to men who are in her league, or just stay alone.

Jennifer Aniston & Owen Wilson: A Match Made In, Um, Somewhere
March 12th, 2008 at 18:00 by Stuart Heritage

Christopher Walken, start running now - it turns out that Jennifer Aniston wants to jump the bones of anyone who starred in Wedding Crashers.

Not content with forging a relationship with Vince Vaughn that lasted almost the exact length of time of The Break-Up’s promotional cycle, Jennifer Aniston is now reportedly getting smoochy with Owen Wilson.

Yes, it would appear that Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson are an item. Wow, a suicidal depressive and a woman who give off all signs of not being over the distant collapse of her marriage. Those cosy nights in together must be just scintillating.

It’s been seven months since Owen Wilson attempted suicide, and common consensus says that he should take it easy while he’s in his current fragile emotional state. Anything too traumatic could trigger a relapse, which is the last thing that anyone wants.

But Owen Wilson doesn’t care about anything like that - he wants to look fear in the eye. Which is just as well, because he’s currently filming the most traumatic project of his life - a romantic comedy. A romantic comedy about a dog who brings a warring couple together. A romantic comedy about a dog who brings a warring couple together that - gulp - co-stars Jennifer Aniston. And, face it, that’s enough to send most people to the quivering brink of suicide.

However, there’s apparently been an interesting development on the set of this movie, entitled Marley And Me. Rumour has it that Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston might just be getting it on. M&C reports:

According to Star, Owen Wilson has been seen “canoodling” Jennifer Aniston in Miami, where they’re currently playing husband and wife on the set of the upcoming film based on the best-selling book centered on a dog. “The hugging didn’t end when the cameras stopped rolling,” one crew member tells Star. “They were very flirty together, far more than you would expect. In between takes they were hanging onto each other. They are very friendly.” Star also claims the two bonded before the film began production, “they were speaking regularly by phone and Jen sent Owen some of her favorite books, including The Power of Now,” writes Star.

Does this sound familiar to anyone yet? It’s almost like the time when Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn got all smoochy on the set of The Break-Up. And if that relationship was any indication, then Jennifer Anison and Owen Wilson can look forward to getting swarmed by marriage rumours by the middle of the summer that they’ll coyly bat away until their movie is released on DVD, at which point they’ll split up.

Oh, and also if that last relationship was also any indication, then Marley And Me is going to be a fat bucket of ****.

But hey, whether there’s a genuine relationship blossoming between Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson or whether this is merely gossip - or even a deliberate PR exercise for the movie - at least it’s safe to say that both Jennifer and Owen are getting something genuine that they honestly need from it.

Owen Wilson is getting affection and companionship, two things he almost certainly thought he was missing last August when he suddenly and shockingly slashed his wrists, which will help him on his continuing rehabilitation.

And as for Jennifer Aniston, well this is another way for her to prove to Angelina Jolie that she’s not the only one who can shag people who she’s filming with. Yeah that’s right Angelina - suck it, you ho-*****!

http://www.hecklerspray.com/jennifer-aniston-owen-wilson-a-match-made-in-um-somewhere/200812974.php

This blind item is about Jennifer Aniston and Cocaine
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Love hurts. Her pride hurts. Betrayed and humiliated, she’s taking a break from her relationship woes and has decided to dash off on holiday with friends. Fun in the sun and a boozy vacay – perhaps what she needs to put things in perspective. But upon arrival, she decided alcohol was apparently not enough. And neither is marijuana. This kind of heartache requires the hard stuff. Cocaine is the magic solution. Which is why she’s been blowing the pain away through her nose, a side of her that’s anathema to the squeaky clean, anti-drug image that’s been played out in the papers.

Lainey Gossip 2/11/08

In fact, she raging even harder these days. Makes it more fun when there’s a partner:
Owen Wilson

Yes mam karma’s a b——…But you deserve it all the crap you have dished out and lied,you did not want your x anymore you just didn’t want him to find happiness,so your ass punished everyone even your x’s mother and family.and your own mother and family .remenber your mother nancy.That right there should of been a warning to your x.

http://icydk.com/2008/01/23/owen-wilson-spotted-bong-shopping/

It’s sad, but rumor has it, when Jen’s true past comes out, no-one will give her a job in Hollywood ever again. Sleeping your way to the top may have looked good at the time,but once she arrived, she should have stopped! The last three years are proof that she has not! Jen’s a sweetie—–no, just an average ****.

To continue, if anyone brings up the tabloids’ story that Jen was at the pre-oscar party for a show-down w/Angie, that’s ridiculous also. If she wanted to confront Brad and Angie, the invitation was there long ago to do it in private. Who would show up at a pre-oscar party in order to get closure? Jen always have to have a posse as a support group to face reality in the face. She has no courage and is a coward. You will recognize when Jen has reached the next level, when she shows up alone for confrontation without any outside influence, and makes her own grown up decisions. That’s when her therapist has helped her conquer her demons. For her own happiness, I hope that she will do that soon.

This so called woman who is almost 40 years old still trying to act like a teenager,she is headed for trouble,being around drugs it catches up with you ,sooner or later,those one nighters can become dangerous only jen can stop that no decent man will ever take her serious,jen has got to quick being hung up on herself.the fact is,all them operations are not going to make you any prettier.she needs to act her age and clean up her fake life and men problems.And hasn’t she been going to shrink for 14 years,my gawd lady get some more help like rehab.