OlderSat, 15 March 2008 at 10:02 am
Miranda Kerr Plays Twister in a Bikini
Orlando Bloom likes ‘em flexible!
Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr gets down with an amazing bridge position, showing off her twister skills at a Victoria’s Secret pool party in Miami Beach, Florida on Wednesday.
Vanessa Minnillo hosted the Pink Victoria’s Secret Rally at the Raleigh Hotel. Miranda, Brody Jenner and DJ Irie co-hosted the event which also included dodgeball, a pink piñata and Victoria’s Secret “Pink” giveaways!
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First!
I want a body just like hers.
She better not need anything from Orlando, because he will skate on her.
Wow she really is gorgeous, im jealous lol
Wow more pics of Cabbage patch at the d list event. You know that her and Orlando arent dating never were, im sure that he doesnt want that thilthy creature publiczing his life anymore. Look a her she is probably doing Brody jenners right now.
She’s only famous because of orlando no one talked about her until she was spotted with orli.
If she accidently hurt herself he’ll leave her for dead and run like he11.
She is hot….whimpy Orli Bloommers don’t deserve her
playing twister solo is just an exhibitionist’s excuse for more limelight
Wow, that’s classy! She’s beautiful. Inside and outside. :) You know what I’m sayin’.
Jared, keep up with the gossip.
She is no longer with him.
Read the end of the last thread.
Haha. D-listed event baby. Pity you weren’t asked
to go to the oscars.
nothing special about her yes she has a killing body but i get her appeal
Dont worry guys, she is probably doing Brody Jenners now, so she will be leaveing Orlando alone.
Dont worry guys, she is probably doing Brody Jenners now, so she will be leaveing Orlando alone.
sorry i meant I CAN’T GET HER APPEAL
there are a lot of guys who have liked her for her flexibility. Don’t just single out Orlando. lol.
Check out the old thread from the airport. Sounds like a friend of hers came on last night to defend her. The rest of the thread got interesting.
to haha, read what last thread???
Her face is not really attractive but the party looked like fun. I’m stuck in the cold and rain.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/03/11/miranda-kerr-lax-airport/all-comments/#comments
Yeah! Go check out the other thread! Cuz you know every post from an “insider” is twuuuu!
*eyes roll back in head*
Gosh people, if you don’t like her, and think that she is a famewh0re, don’t add to her posts! The more you post, the more they think news of her is in demand.
Nothing you say or do will influenceOrlando to either stay with her, or drop her. She sure doesn’t care what you say. And Orlando doesn’t even know this site exists. So give it up.
whoever said she looked like Brandon Frazier was right.
@19
Who said anyone was thinking Orlando cared? The posters there don’t say anything good about him either.
Miranda’s fans HAVE posted on that thread and others.
But no one said all insider claims are always correct
the post in ? is about 366 from last night.
For some reason I thought Orlando liked classier girls. I remember when he was linked to Penelope Cruz she was WAAYYY out of his league. This girl is probably more on his level.
She looks fun. Pretty, successful, fun and dating Orlando Bloom. How annoying.
is the girl in the yellow shirt behati prinsloo???
Yeah, she’s known for dating Orlando Bloom, but she’s also known for being an australian supermodel and victoria secret model.
“But no one said all insider claims are always correct”
Yep, they only ones you think are correct are the ones that say bad things about her. These are taken as Gospel. If the “insider” says something nice, they are discounted outright.
Hypocrisy at its finest.
oh, she’s known for more than that ;)
Did you see the last E online article about her?
They called it “She’s f’ing Orlando Bloom”.
Yea, that was lovely. Shows how not respected she is.
She isn’t a supermodel. Do you even know what that means?
you’re wrong.
There were also her ‘friends’ Tantara and the one from last night.
Both said nice things about her.
Thing is they just get caught in their lies.
It was an effing joke!
I didn’t even see this article, and I thought that it was funny. Have you no sense of humor whatsoever?
And you know that the “insider” haters are telling the truth? How?
Just because you choose to believe them, doesn’t make them real.
Again, you believe only the bad stuff, because you WANT to believe the bad stuff. If you were being honest, you wouldn’t believe ANY insider. THAT is what makes you a hypocrit.
she is gorgeoussssss
stop with the hating people, you would kill to look like her.
she isnt “famous” because of Orlando, she is a succesful model on her own.
keep it up Miranda!
If it was PerezHitlon that said it it would have been just a joke.
It was from a company who usually caters to the stars. They would not even joke like that about somebody the had respect for. The joke was on her, as in this is how you came across in this article.
They wouldn’t say that about Reese, or someone with class.
She is a model, but looks strong, fit and healthy. See, it can be done. Not every model has to look like a survivor from a concentration camp.
You go girl!
Do you have a link for that article?
I visit E-online quite often, and I never saw it. I went back and searched under both her name, and Orlando’s, and found nothing. Are you sure that this article really existed? Or am I just looking in the wrong place?
Either way, it WAS a joke. With Jimmy Kimmell’s video answer to Sara Silverman’s video being in the news, it would indeed have been a funny joke.
I do know who some of the insider former friends were.
If you don’t want to beleive it, fine. No one is forcing you to.
I said there were both friends and non friends that have posted.
You keep posting and doing the very thing you told others not to-keeping the thread alive
Uhmmmm, that wasn’t me who said to stop posting.
And I don’t believe anything posted by “insiders”. I just find hypocrits laughable.
hypocrite?
I don’t take all insiders as truth-pro or con.In this case I know who some of them were.
Not sure how hypocrite applies when I said both the pro and con’s
had some people who knew her.
It’s fine if you don’t believe it.
that picture up top reminds me of these pictures of
her other modeling that was posted in the xmas eve
thread
http://www.flickr.com/photos/79462700@N00/?saved=1
I’m not saying that it is you specifically, but more the collective ‘you’. Go back over some of the older threads with your eyes open, and you will see exactly what I am talking about. The hypocrisy comes in when the ‘pro’ Miranda ones are called liars, and/or plants, and the ‘con’ Miranda ones are almost beatified. A ton of salt should be taken with each comment, yet that isn’t the case. In order to avoid hypocrisy, you have to take the stand to either believe none of them, or all of them. And I just don’t see that being done. Any positive comment is attacked, while any negative comment is embraced. That equals hypocrisy.
She is very pretty and seems classy.
That’s classy. She has a great body but her face looks like a Cabbage Patch doll.
If her God given dimples are the only thing that you can find to make fun of, more power to Miranda. I think that those dimples just add to her beauty.
I think diple look cute on a little girl, but on a 24 it looks creepy. Her face is too round and her dimples are way to big. It just dosent look right. I think she is a real life cabbage patch doll. She also needs to take care of her greasy oily skin, you can see a zit on her chin. Maybe it’s from all that sugary juice she has been drinking none stop or Brandon Davis.
I think juice fastng is over rated. She is overated, she will do anything for a picture and will say anything to the press to be noticed. Most of Orlando’s fans dont like her becuase they know she is useing him. Like in the HB interveiw she was waving aroun her phone obisly she wanted it to be noticed and the pic on it of her and Orlando, she acted like a b*tch and giggled like a teen girl. How ridiculous. And also all the men she cheated on and used. She is no good. Orlando is to good for her. She is tring to claw her way up to the top by doing anything.
@44
You’re a complete fuckhead.
It’s alot more then those dimples that make her not liked.
no.
lol. too freakin’ perfect!
love the pix
http://www.eonline.com/gossip/hum/detail/index.jsp?uuid=252759da-4fcb-45de-a426-e7376c5bb3de
Does anyone think that jj posting info on this small dlist event would happen if Miranda wasn’t ******* Orlando Blioom,. That is her claim to fame and that only. She is a rather unknown model, whose only really major contract is with VS. They haven’t used her much, she isn’t part of their A team and it lookw as though they have hired another model to do their Pink stuff which was supposed to be her thing. Orlando is the only thing that has made her famous and if it becomes clear that he no longer has any interest in her, then her name will fade away and no one will really care about her at all. The only thing keeping her alive right now is no one knows if they are together or not.
And dancing on tables is one thing, having men pawuing at you and fubbing yourself all over them while you are doing it is very much another.
does anyone notice that whenever a new thread on her is posted almost immediatly the first several posts go on about how wonderful and beautiful she is. It is like she catches the thread immediatly and she and all of her friends post about how fantastic she is so if someone just glances at the first few comments they think she is well liked and respected.. It is kinda of pathetic that she is so worried about what everyone is sayin about her.
and i forgot to mention that the first line about this blurb supposedly about her has Orlando’s name in it. Sure it is because she is famous, like hell it is about her
I think she’s super cute!! and her body is really great!!!
btw: she’s the hottest VS angel ;)
Now see you got your comment in a little late, didn’t you get the memo? All postive comments need to go on the first page so that they show up right away. Get with the program ana I want every one loving me right up front. If you can’t get your act togeher you won’t get to sit at my table in the lunch room anymore, and everyone will know you aren’t part of the popular crowd. Do what I want or I will kick you to the curb.
don’t worry I think we will find out very soon that he is had all the cabbage soup he can handle. Then she will be just stay right where she is at dlist and we don’t be hearing much from her anymore.
she is still dating with orlando????? please answer….?
who cares about the clothes-hanger, vanessa minnillo’s hot.
those cheeks are just way too much when she smiles.
Just what is a grown woman in a bikini doing playing Twister by herself? OK, I got the answer, but still, have some self-respect woman!
Her last post had almost 400 comments. You guys are pathetic.
omg is it just me or Vanessa actually looks skinnier than the victoria secrets model? maybe its just the angle but it really seems like it!
I knew of her before Orlando and think she is lovely. She is really cute.
She’s lovely
wow she is great.
Hottie! Those legs are endless. Gotta get my hands on some VS catalogs, supposedly to buy some lacy undies for the Ms., LOL.
i love miranda kerr shes australian! <3
I knew of her before Orlando and think she is lovely. She is really cute. -
me too…. she is great, a sweet , intelligent and beautiful girl……..
PS. Ladren vivoras venenosas, total el que rie al ultimo rie mejor -
She’s cute, she reminds me of Adriana Lima.
She has had her friends blitz the place. I bet she is paying them to post. Orlando must be done with her if she having to drum up this much support. Too funny. Poor pathetic girl that it is so important for her to look good that she has to make she and all of her friends post about how she is so great and famous and marvelous. Keep up Miranda, maybe someone will really believe it. lol
she must have called in every friend she has left to make sure they all say this stuff about her. It sounds like starting with the poster from the last thread she is going to make sure that people believe she is this fantastic person even though she has made an ass of herself over and over again. Obsesses much Miranda
Wow you dudes are pathetic. The ones hating are either 16 year olds or fat dudes/chicks with no life in their mid 30’s.
how could you possible know that? that’s right. You don’t. You must be one of the ones from her pr trying to turn the tables again.
You also forgot to add to your list the ex friends that have posted.
They are the same age(about) as ‘randa’.
Of course that is the next step, first flood the blog with posts singing her praises and then attack anyone who doesn’t agree. They are stupid kids or fat jealous haters. Maybe there are people who can read and have read her intervies, and watched the way she has played the fame game by using anyone she can. Maybe there are some who can figure from pictures and reports that she was cheating on her boyfriend and think that is kind of scummy, maybe there are those who think that she acts like a drunked **** witht the way she uses men. Maybe there are people with brains who know how to use them and they aren’t buying what she is selling.
If you are going to send what you have left of your friends to post here, why don’t you have the guts to admit what you are doing, Come on Miranda if it is so important to you get on here and tell us your side of the story, instead of using your friends or hiding behind anon names.
Miranda you are getting old
Miranda you are getting desperate
Miranda it is getting sad
Miranda you are a user
Miranda another man isn’t the answer
Miranda needs to grow up
Miranda needs to go home
Miranda needs to stop pretending
Miranda is pretty silly
Miranda is kinda of ******
Miranda needs attention
Miranda please give up
She’s not a grown woman - she’s a 16 year old cabbage patch kid trapped in a 23 year old body. Free the Cabbage Patch kid!
She’s going to OWN VS this year.
She’s going to OWN VS this year.
What, she is gonna get Orlando to buy it for her? That about the only way it is gonna happen. Funny that they don’t use her in any commercials. hardly in their catalogue and then send her to dlist events.
Miranda or one of her minions must check this site constantly, cause every time someone posts something that doesn’t praise her immediatly there is another post that tells about how great she and her career is, how beautiul she is. She must text them all and make sure they keep it up. Miranda I guess now that you aren’t working much and Orlando is out of the picture you have so much time to devote to gossip blogs. lmao at you,
All of randa’s life she has been told she is special. Prettier and better than other girls. Her mom and dad have told her that, and then she started modeling and she began to believe all the stuff they told her. She and some of her model friends have been cruel and horrible to girls who they didn’t like or they thought might be a threat to them. People around her found out quickly that she would use them and then knife them in the back when she thought they might get ahead of her. She made a lot of enemies. She and Jay had a large group of friends, and most of them want nothing to do with her after they way she lied to Jay. Even some of them were surprised at how far she went with her lying. She is not the sweet innocent she pretends to be, and the only thing she wears on her sleeve is her need for attention. Orlando was not the one doing the chasing during the past year; she was going after him the whole time. She reads here and it makes her fuirous that she can’t control what is being said.
i loved the season premier of keeping up with the kardashians! i think kim is
beautiful! i just found this clip online of a new episode and now i can’t wait for the next episode on sunday night on E! anyway, for all of u interested in checking out the clip heres the link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=VcE1sE1cDM8
I think your thread is down the hall, take the elevator to the basement and then crawl down until you reach the bottom of the barrel, you are in the wrong place here, nice try divirting things though Miranda
She has beautiful face and body. She seems to have a sense of humour. I would rather hang aroung with her than with most of the writers here.
She really has this organized, and if you would rather hang with her, that what in the hell are you doing here? Oh that is right it is your turn to post and make sure that she looks good. How many of you guys does she have lined up. There are far more of us that are former friends than the new ones who haven’t seen the real randa.
@#83: At some certain point it’s easy to say that the writers here are just jealous. That is what most celebrities say: “Fame comes with jealousy!” They just can’t believe that there are people that really don’t like them, so they say “It’s just jealousy”.
Figure it out, Randa-girl! There are simply people that doesn’t like the image that you’ve been putting out there. I’m not saying that you can’t be a good person. I don’t know you. Maybe you can. But you and your pr people have done a lousy job on putting it out there. *shakes head*
It’s called a fanbase… Get over yourselves if your that thickheaded to think kerr doesn’t have supporters. Too bad this place is just a place for people to ***** and whine at peoples success…
Sorry, but…which success? Every single post about Mirander on this website is somehow linked to Orlando Bloom. Her only “success” that got her posts on JJ are that she is/was(?) f—ing Orlando Bloom. She’s useless and in my opinion even more useless than Paris Hilton. Paris actually is “famous” for being her stupid self, not for banging somebody.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miranda_Kerr#Career
She made it to where she is without some pom…
I’m not saying that she’s not a (more or less) successfull model. But her “fame” lately results of her obviously dating Orlando and making stupid comments about that.
BTW - that wikipedia site you linked to just recently got that detailed. Around the time when the rumours about her and Orlando started to spread.
Yeah, she totally made it without the gossip.
When she was first seen with Orlando -or linked to him-they had to explain who she was. She was not known on her name alone.
It was either Orlando and some chubby cheeked whiney voice brunette.
Or Orlando and some Miranda, she is a model from auss. They had to explain who she was.
LOL.She has not made a good first impression on the US at all and that is hard to shake.
I agree 100%!
Orlando took what she gave out (for free)but I doubt he was going nuts over her.
If he was so crazy about her why wouldn’t he care that when he was done with her she went home to Jay to do him next?
No guy that is really in love would allow that. Jay of course didn’t know so it wasn’t his fault either.
I think Orlando felt stuck with her since he knew it was partly his fault for getting involved with her.
When he found out how she was lying and playing him as well, I’m sure it got easier for him!
So glad she got caught in her press game so she can’t get out of that anymore. No way he doesn’t know who she is now.
There have been a few less then positive posts about randa, be prepared she will have her friends posting like crazy, I know she is determined to try and control what is being sad. When she wants something she is like a spoiled brat until she gets it, hence Orlando Bloom
I bet she is indeed going nuts about now.
I have a feeling she is going to react but like
everything eles she has tried it will backfire on her.
I wasn’t sure if her friend the other night was hinting
that randa was going to talk to the press about all of this.
If she did that is the stupidest thing she could have done.
It will all come out then. She is the one that had the boyfriend
so she holds more responsibility for the cheating.
She is just angry that its over and Orlando gets to walk
away to his old life and she is looking like a fool.
Thing is almost all of this is her own fault for talking to the
dt and the other press the minute she and Jay were done. If she really cared about him and didn’t try and have some showmance with him no one would really have known about it. She just didn’t play her cards right.
Also, look at Bar, Leo’s girl. People get miffed because she gets attention and more jobs since she is his gf. But she never talks about him or plays him the way mk did. Leo would have gone nuts-and maybe Orlando has now that he knows. If MK would have just waited and not tried to control everything she would have naturally got more attention but she wouldn’t have made such a desperate a-hole out of herself in the process. Now she is a laughing stock.
Well, if you are going to claim that any and all positive post come from Miranda or her friends, then I am going to claim that any and all negative posts come from ‘jellus, fat, haters’. You can’t have it both ways. If you are going to generalize about one group, you have to do it with both. Oh, wait. Hypocrits think that they are above rationality. Nevermind. Cary on with your stupidity. Silly me.
Hahaha, spot on.
#38 that is the funnist thing I have seen in a long time.THAT is her!
I can never look at Vanessa w/o thinking of those knifing pictures with Lindsay.
I just love the innuendo of that bottom pic! If you enlarge it, the mic is pointed down towards Miranda’s mouth and she’s on the bottom with her mouth open!
Seriously, do you think the VS people were upset that she showed up with a big ol’ zit on her chin that had to be covered w/tons of makeup? I thought being a model meant you had to be camera-ready all of the time.
I like how everyone just assumes Orlando has dumped her now when there is absolutely no proof of it. Where is he anyway? Is he filming in England or did he pull out? We haven’t seen him in a while.
She is beautiful at least on the outside. I don’t know about her inner beauty, but most of the writers here don’t have that either.
I realize this is an anon post so you don’t have to believe it but friends -and ex friends(no, not just from this board) have confirmed it.
Don’t expect a formal announcement, that isn’t his style, especially since he never even said they were dating, only she did.
However, I wouldn’t be surprrised if she has something in store for next week. She might either talk to the press or have the dt imply they aren’t together in hopes people will leave her alone.
Yeah! How could she?!
All of us women know that you can control when you get zits! How dare she ‘allow’ one to pop up before an event?
Oh, the shame.
Could you show me where they confirmed this?
Don’t be silly. Don’t you know that anonymous posts are to be believed 100%! Well, as others have said, if they say things that these girls want to hear. If they would have said that they are still together, they would have been mocked as “fake!”.
Who really knows whether they are still together or not? These anons sure don’t. Neither do I. I am kind of hoping that some new candids come out with them together. If nothing else, to spite the fools that believe anon posts in the first place. LOL!
Do you have a link? These 400 comments on that other thread really freak me out and I don’t want to read them all *lol*
The point of the post (100)was that it isn’t just anon post it was in personal conversations so there is no link.
Why would there be a link?
If you don’t believe it no problem. I have nothing to prove.
Just wait then.
I meant a link as in “click on one of said comments, copy the url and post it here”. I neither believe it nor say I that it’s false, I’m just curious.
Miranda and Orlandao are still together….
This is getting too confusing. Argh. Several people claiming to know Miranda are even saying conflicting things now. I think I’ll just wait for new photos.. Or not. Either way, I’ve realized I don’t even care lol.
I know both Miranda and Orlando and they are definately still together.
me thinks 107 is the pretending to be Tantara now since they came on immediately after that post and the one above was talking about not believing anon post.
They are just acting silly and trying to make a point.
me thinks 107 is the pretending to be Tantara now since they came on immediately after that post and the one above was talking about not believing anon post.
They are just acting silly and trying to make a point.
You know them both? Lucky you! *lol* Who are you, Leo DiCaprio?
I hope Miranda and Orlando are still together I wouldn’t want them to use their cheating ways on anybody else.
My identity must of course remain secret! But trust me i KNOW!
Miranda and Orlando are still together and she’s pregnant. They are going to have little stinky Cabage Patch looking babies. The babies will grow up to model underwear and be actors but they won’t be any good at it just like their parents. I would like to offer my heartfelt congratulations to the happy couple.
Poor Orly. He can sometimes bag ‘em but it seems like he has lousy luck holding ‘em! I’ve always suspected that, in spite of his reputation with the ‘tweens’ and ‘tweenie-types’ as Hottie Supremo, he’s not all that good or successful with ‘real women.’ This young lady looks like she could pretty much have her pick of any guy she wanted. Orly’s been described by some of his female co-stars as being like a ‘little boy’ and that part of his personality probably turns adult women who are self-confident and self-aware ‘off’ when it comes to anything ‘romantic’ with the dude. He’s a 31-yr.-old kid. After high school, who wants a kid?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Now I KNOW you must be one of mk’s peeps.
Miranda is one of the most immature people you will ever meet and she is 24 going on 15!
Self confident and self aware???? You guys really need to try harder . No one is every going to believe that. Haven’t you read her last interview?
“It’s just a phone, giggle, giggle its not big deal”.
I agree sez-me, but surely isn’t Miranda on his level?? Reason I say that if he is a “little boy” then she is definatley a “little girl” going by how she comes across, so if thats the case wouldnt they get on like a house on fire?
Saying that though Jay seems more of a “man” and she must’ve loved him at one point and I don’t see that he is like Orlando in any way, so yeah maybe she lieks to be the “kid” in the relationship and likes a “man” to take care of her, thing is British men are rather “wimpy ” and men like orlando are very much in touch with their “feminine side” compare that to Jay who is an Aussie, from my experience Aussie men are very butch, “”men’s men” and sexist so apart form the sexist tag him and Orlando seem very different., I’m not saying JAY is like a typical aussie male but I can see he is more manly that Orlando is, Miranda seems to like “older|” men and must do for a reason IMO, after all why do young women tend to go for older men? Exactly their life experience, maturity, Orlando maybe an older man but he isnt mature or have any attrbutes to a typical older man.
@115
Oh but you are so wrong, didn’t you know that Miranda had to be artificially inseminated by a passing alien because Orlando fired blanx?? He got in touch with Tom Cruise who got in touch with his Alien pals to come and do the deed, it will be pretty obvious that OB isnt the father when the babies head is alien shaped, still he has agreed that he will bring up the baby as his father.
Randa has changed her tatics, she does that when ever she isn’t getting what she wants. She hopes she will cause enough confusion so no one will believe anything being said about her here. She wants to neutralize this place. That is why there are posts about insiders, everyone disagreeing being fat jealous haters (notice how those posts use poor spelling and grammar, it makes them look ignorant and stupid.) She has been plaing this game for years, and even though she is very imature she is pretty street smart in pushing herself forward. She knows the more people that claim to be insiders the less crediablity the ones who actually have been knifed by her will be ignored. It is the way thing she does things she stirs it all up so no one can really point at her, She has done in on shoots and shows when she wasn’t getting what she wanted. By the time it was over she ended up smelling like a rose and everyone else looked liked petty jealous cows. She works the system well. She is also working hard to keep the possibity out there that she and Orlando are still together. I think she feels that she can guilt him into a few more photo opps and he always likes a good lay when she is available. The longer she keeps them linked the more publicity she gets, the more magazine covers, and she is hoping it will boost her profile with VS. She acts like a teenager, but she is very cunning and vicious, when she isn’t getting what she wants. Believe me or not, I have been the victim of her games and know how she plays the press, and the people she wants to impress. She puts on that sweet innocent act very well.
Yippie!!!!
More “insiders”!
This just gets stupider and stupider. Now you people are saying that it is Miranda who is posting negative insider comments. Reverse psychology, you think? Didn’t y’all just claim that it was Miranda who was posting the positive comments? Make up your damned minds people!
Normaly I would agree with that but I think he may have feel he doged the bullet and isn’t going back for more. Look at the drama it caused this time and the harm to his reputation. If he is free he better be smart enough to stay free. He already knows she is the type to talk to the press.
I also think the fact that she is having her friends come out and post like on that last thread says alot. She is panicked.
I think some people believe that Miranda has posted some, but she also has some friends posting for her. It sounds like she could be manipulative so she could be triying to throw people off, by having her friends act like insiders only having them post false informtaion to make it seem like everyone who posts negative things are suspect, while those who post postive comments are the more reasonable and believable ones. Notice after every positive comment there is someone who agrees with it and then says that the crazy people only believe the negative inside stuff, and are ignroing the postivie “inside posts”. Seems she is playing it pretty smart., Love the fact that the ones who are supposted to love her and think she is wonderful are now saying that she and Orlando are still together/ In the last thread the same positive posters made it sound like it was over. Souunds like the girls plays the game well.
This girl is just not pretty. She might have been cute as a kid but she is not aging well at all. I give her until the end of this year and we won’thear of her anymore. Hope she saved her money.
Look at those front teeth.They’re huge. They look like chiclets.And those cheeks are just horrid. She is going to have a serious granny face way before her time. But then again,she is almost 25 lol!!!
My god, you children are still conversing in such an immature way about Miranda!
Like I said before GET A LIFE! The world doesn’t revolve around orlando Bloom! Miranda knows that too!
Miranda looks beautiful as ever in those photographs, and I think lots of you are just jealous that she had sex with Orlando in positions like that and much more. Shame he couldn’t keep up with her in that dept!
Miranda doesn’t need a man for anything she is a smart, independant cookie.She has a big year this year and you will be seeing a lot more of her on the cover of magazines, fashion promotions and of course her wonderful book. She is a woman of many talents, and the idiots like you children on here don’t bother her one iota, she can hold her head up high and KNOW who she is and we know who she is too and adore her for it!
ahh, you protest too much.
lol.
#125
Thats a bit cheap making your pal sound like a ho. Do you have to go around telling people what she did in ebd with orlando- and then insult him for his prowess??
Urgh thats so nasty and tacky, no wonder you Randa pops are such good m8s!!
I hope for his sake he has turned his back on her!
Also, f he was doing all this different positions with her maybe it was his way of telling her he was bored - if anything thats prob the real reason -if they have split, because he was bored to death of her in the bedroom!
ah 125, not that is the Miranda I know and have seen many times. Anger because everyone isn’t buying her plan. and hastily jumping in not realizing that she is giving herself away. And bragging about how famous she is. The reason she uses the DT is they stroke her ego, and it is a very big ego, it is dangerous to get in the way of it. She has had it her way for so long she can’t believe that she can’t control things in the states the way she could in OZ. You will see more and more such posts the more angery and frustrated she gets. You have to make your own decisions, but it always follows a pattern with her. Expect more posts detailing her attributes, and how everyone who disagrees is a liar or a hater. Think it is funny that she let it slip that she and Orlando are over, she is making it sound like she is famous enough to make it on her own. She can get pretty defensive when backed into a corner. ah come on randa no worries now try to stop making a ass of yourself and stop using your sexual conquests to make your self sound important.
yea, i bet she had sex with him in many other postions…and she still couldn’t keep him! She was indeed his booty call and probably did a very good job.
Of course she just wasn’t the type you take to the oscars! BAHAHAHAHAHA!
BTW: Charmine Garcia had him in every position also. You can read her kiss and tell on the last thread. I think randa is right along with her now.
Pity you always assume its jealously and you miss the point. Not everyone here is a fan of orlando’s.
Good, the thread is still going! :) Keep it up! I had a really bad day, but I knew I can count on this thread to cheer me up. Some things never change. Life is good.
@125 That’s the one thing no one has ever doubted about Miranda, That she was G.I.B. (good in bed)LOL Just a shame that she is too crass to know she shouldn’t be bragging about it.
Yes dear, Orlando probably did think you were gib, but thats about it.
but here’s a tip: Hookers are GIB also, So its really nothing to go around bragging about. Anyone can do it.
Miranda, shouldn’t you get off the net and start chanting? You really need to work on that karma.
you forgot to add: “And when she was done having sex with Orlando in all those positions she went home to Jay and did it again with him.”
or maybe the lawyer Pottsy talked about too.
Is that really something you want to world to know?
JUST **** OFF THE LOT OF YOU!!
YOU UGLY FAT B!TCHES! GET YOUR OWN LIVES!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!!
Every time I come back to this thread, I keep hearing a little song in my head……
the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round….
You people aren’t really stupid enough to believe that Miranda is actually posting on this board, are you. Really? No one can possibly be old enough to type, and still be THAT gullible.
The world is in deeeeep trouble if you people are examples of your generation.
I don’t think everyone believes she posts here. I don’t.
@135 Spin it Miranda, spin it, Now we are back haters and crazies, still the same ole song. She is great, she is with Orlando, she is smart and doesn’t need Orlando. Everyone who doesn’t like her is a fat old bag or a fangirl that can’t stand that she has had sex with Orlando. The only reputable insiders are the ones who really know how wonderful she is. Now it is back to everyoe is crazy and Miranda and her friends would never post her. She ought to keep track of what she is doing, cox it an’t making sense.
SMALL D1CK, SMELLY GROIN, CAN’T LAST LONGER THAN 2 MINUTES, ****, **** ****!!!
Hey Miranda, why don’t you tell everyone what happened in NY right before he left? Tell them about how you your bags were packed and you were going with him and at the last minute he said it wouldn’t be a good idea. Tell them about the huge fight you two had and how he decided it was time to take a break. Tell them how you cried and begged, and he didn’t even ask you to stay with him while you were in LA. Give up the whole story.
I dont hink Cabbage Patch herself posts here. But whatevers left of her fans post here, which is only proably two poeple useing a different name every time. Ah those poor unfortunate souls think Kerr is a cute sweet inicennt person. She is the complete opposite. You dont even have to know who she is to tell you that. You could also tell she is ugly on the inside as well as the outside.
VODKA?? GREAT STUFF!!!
OMG this is becoming ridiculous. I don’t even care if it’s real or fiction anymore; I’m staying put just for the drama!
Wow. Most of you people really ARE that stupid. And I say only ‘most’ out of respect for those sane folks like Claude @136.
No wonder other sites call this one “Just Jackasses”.
Claude, look at the post right under yours (137), and tell me that isn’t lunacy at its finest. People like that are the reason others come here for a good laugh.
—Miranda looks beautiful as ever in those photographs, and I think lots of you are just jealous that she had sex with Orlando in positions like that and much more. Shame he couldn’t keep up with her in that dept!—
Shame she couldn’t keep her mouth shut about it. She really isn’t a lady of dicretion is she?
LMAO thats lunacy alright!!
I doubt she posts here- really truly, c’mon pepps wheres the proof?
YOU SHOULD PITY A GIRL WHO DOESN’T WANT ANAL SEX BUT HE PUSHES IT ON AND ON AND ON!!!!!!
whoever you are at least don’t leave us hanging wondering what those last three words were.
Surely there is a way to internet spell them for us. What a tease ;)
THEY WERE ****, ****,****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi,
I don’t care who you really are but I think it’s time you put down that vodca. You’re gonna have a banging headache in the morning if your writing is anything to go by.
try again
example: Sl++ we all know is sl….ut
FU++ is FU…..ck..or eff.
CRAP!CRAP!CRAP!!!! OK??
If he was that Crap then why did you stay with him for so long? Didn’t you even leave another guy for him? Oh, and if he is that small then you probably wouldn’t even have felt the anal stuff. Must say you do have a nice **** so I kind of get why he was pushing for that…
LOVE! NOT HEARD OF IT?????
Yeah, I’ve heard it mentioned at times.
Well, look at the bright sides, if he was so crap in bed, wouldn’t respect your bounderies - and lets face it, he doesn’t always come off as a complete gentleman, so maybe you’re better off without him. Another positive is that in a week you will no longer be hated on the internet (Orlando fans forget quickly and move onto his next conquest). On the other hand, if you really loved him and he hurt you then yeah that sucks. Have another glass of vodca, that’s what I would do!
If indeed that is true, Orlando is a jackass and a *******, No excuses.
His day is coming.
But wasn’t there someone else in this group who was in love and got hurt? Jay.
take if or leave it, but there should be some info about her VS contract coming out fairly soon. she is being phased out and she knows it. she is trying to keep herself linked with Orlando until she can get another contract with someone else. She is counting on him keeping his mouth shut while he is busy workig until she gets one of the things she is working on nailed down. The age thing is really bothering her, and she knows the recent publicity and covers she has gotten are related to her being thought of Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend. She knows she doesn’t have much else to fall back on and she has burned a lot of bridges. If she doesn’t work this for all she can she is gonna be begging for D list jobs within a few months
And now you idiots think that “b!tches” is Miranda???
LMAO!!!
Oh, I have to go tell my chat buddies. This is just too good to pass up!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I can’t stand Miranda but this is so not her pepps!
Funny, the kiss and tell story once given by one of OB’s GFs from drama school described him as “an empressive sight” or something like that and gave him glowing reviews for his performance. Apparently his stamina (and size) has gone down hill rapidly in the past 10 years. LOL. Oh poor Orlando, I hope he never comes here.
I am Christ, you may kneel before me my children
there have been plenty of legit anon posters in this situation.
If you are so convinced none of them are they great, move on.You said your point.
I have no problem thinking randa would do something like that. Not saying for sure it was her but I would not be shocked. Her friends and foes, both of which have had personal info on her have been here.
There is always two sides. Or better yet, the old saying, there is always three sides, His, Hers and the Truth.
I think she may have fallen for him and may have got very hurt and he may indeed be a real prick but that doesn’t change some of the basic facts that there was cheating involved, it was milked in the press-even since early last year, and in the beginning she was very cocky about the whole thing knowing it would be in Jay’s face.
If things had gone her way from December on would she feel this way.
Would she have compassion now on the ones she hurt before?
Regardless, it seems like its a big mess but its no shock considering how it all started out on a lie.
No. No. No.
This place is too fun to leave.
Now tell me…..how can there POSIBBLY be “legit anons”??
Thats an oxymoron if I ever saw one.
Your belief that there such animals is colored by your dislike of Miranda. If you think that some are legit, then aren’t they all? I going to take up that other poster’s cry of “hypocrisy”. It sure as heck fits you people.
Come on, now. Keep it up. My chat friends may have come over, and I don’t want them miss out on anything once they catch up with the posts.
no hypocrite here. Didn’t say only the negative ones were real. I said her friends and foes have been here.
legit anons? I meant that they were legit as in correct in the info they gave despite the fact they were ‘anon’, not using their real name.
You’ve got no idea what you’re on about…
^^ you do?
Oh now hey I’m Jesus!! So there!!!
^^No
but i do.
I love ya Miranda
I don’t think anyone really believed that b!tches = MK, but they roll with the lunacy and enjoy the ride.
Personally, I wouldn’t be surprised if some unpleasant kiss and tell stories would hit the press. I don’t know for sure IF they split or not, but IF that’s the case, I’m sure it happened before she got everything she wanted from him, and remember:
“Heav’n hath no rage like love to hatred turn’d, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn’d.”
I’ll be back for more lunacy. ;) This is too much fun.
I don’t think niether one of them innocent.Idon’t think orlando forced her to do anal are anything else.She seems like the loose type.Don’t get me wrong I think she is a pretty girl but I think her time is about up what ever hidden in the darkness will eventually come out good are bad.Either way both of them need to grow up.
She’s weird looking.
I agree who can know who is legit or not, Her friends don’t use their real names becuae it would make her look like a desperate fool. Her foes don’t yous our real names, becuase she can be vindictive and she stll has some pull with the press and people who she could use to hurt our careers. All I can sai is watch and see if what we have said comes true. If it does well that should at least allow for the possibity that we know what we are talking about.
As far as the story about Orlando goes, yes he was interested and he did call her, but she made the mistake of believing that she had him completely wrapped up. He can be very charming, but alot of us saw that beneath all that charm was someone who ulimtately was going to always put himself first/ Some of us tried to tell her she was making a mistake and that Jay was a great guy and didn’t deserve what she was doing. She was in love with the idea that this big star wanted her, and she is very ambitious so she knew what he could do for her. Once he had her nailed, he started to lose interest. She was so happy at Christmas because she believed she had the whole thing locked up. That is when she got crazy with the press. That is when he started to distance himself, but he lied to her and told her he had things he couldn’t get out of and someone like Miranda who believes that there isn’t a man around she can’t make want her believed him. It was when he left NY that she realized that she has screwed it up and she knew that article was going to come out and make her look like a fool. I heard that she was literally begging him to hang around for a little longer. Miranda deserves what she got for what she did to Jay and to those of us who thought she was our friend. Anyone who tried to tell her that she was going down a dark and lonely road she cut out of her life. Anyone who tried to tell her that Orlando was using her she got angry out. We have heard that he has played this game before and the women involved always get used and tossed aside. His whole privacy thing is so that the press can’t link him to someone romantically and he can say it was just a friends with benefit tpe of relationship. I used to think randa was fun and a little crazy, she was good to hang out with, but I knew I never wanted to be on her bad side. I knew she used people and screwed others over to get what she wanted, but to some degree that is the world of modeling. I never dreamed she would hurt Jay the way she did, he was one of the good guys and she blew it, I bet she wishes she had him back.
I’m not sure many people are still checking this thread since there is a new Orlando one. Anyway, for what it’s worth, I’ve read your comment and do believe you are telling the truth.
Thanks for clearing some things up. I hope everything works out for you, your friends, OB and yes, Miranda in the end. I think she has also paid enough from this whole thing, she is young and made a mistake. It’s a shame she didn’t listen to her friend’s advice but often love really does make people blind.
I think he started to lose interest because he was actually spending alot of time with her and they actually got to know each other more than just those 2-3 day hook ups when everyone is on their shinny best behavior. I also think he was turned off when he found out what she was doing in the press. I just don’t think its that he lost interest only because he had he locked up. She kind of game him reason for it.
I also think that even if he did call her, she was still meeting him him so it goes both ways.
also, Orlando hasn’t had any other public relationships except for Kate Bosworth so there isn’t anything else to go on there. The rest is rumor.
After fall of 06 there was a brief thing with Penny Cruz, then Miranda after that.
What’s sad is that she was so happy at Christmas as she was flaunting it in everyones face with no regards for the people she hurt. That sounds like the girl you described. She was getting what she wanted and thats all that mattered. Now its blown up in her face. I can see her getting really upset from the shock that she couldn’t work her way back in with him this time. Must be a first for her.
Thank you for posting. I too hope others come back to read this.
Bloom sounds like one messed up MF. No surprise to other things I’ve heard about him. His fans really have no idea.
I hope everyone–you, Jay, and your other friends find peace.
As for Miranda, well, here’s to hard lessons learned, and maybe she should consider it a bullet well dodged.
Huh? Sounds like Orlando dodged the bullet there.
He was treating her like a gf in the fall, he took her to the holiday parties and HK. It was just when she went nuts on the press that he backed off. Who can blame him? If she cared about him as a person and not just what his fame could bring her she would have respected him. She was lying to him and manipulating him about what she was doing in the press.
She is just ticked it didn’t go her way. She is the one that had a boyfriend and cheated on him, She went willingly and it just didn’t go her way. Sour grapes!
So why did she and Jay break up? Is it true it was really over the lawyer and then she moved in on Orlando?I wonder if he wanted it or if it was by default.
Do you often write fan fiction? Because that is what this is. It’s all lies.
And you idiots fell for it hook, line and sinker.
You lot deserve to be mocked as often as you are.
Zit on her chin, and still the most gorgeous thing in the room.
I love her, big fan :)
oh my. just leave her alone.
shes so perfect. My friend looks like her~
Miranda kerr, is the most succesful AUSTRALIAN model there has ever been! so just shut ur traps, cause u guys know that ur jealous. Annnd big deal if shes playing twister by herself, shes does yoga… duuuh!
shes just having a little bit of fun!
i bet u guys would love to show off ur bodies like that.
so stop hating
anyone have ANY idea where that white dress is from!?
i think shes beautiful
@anonymous:
or it may have been when she became a Victoria’s Secret Angel… Just maybe.
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