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Miranda Kerr Plays Twister in a Bikini

Miranda Kerr Plays Twister in a Bikini

Orlando Bloom likes ‘em flexible!

Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr gets down with an amazing bridge position, showing off her twister skills at a Victoria’s Secret pool party in Miami Beach, Florida on Wednesday.

Vanessa Minnillo hosted the Pink Victoria’s Secret Rally at the Raleigh Hotel. Miranda, Brody Jenner and DJ Irie co-hosted the event which also included dodgeball, a pink piñata and Victoria’s Secret “Pink” giveaways!

More pictures of Miranda Kerr playing twister in a bikini…

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ahh, you protest too much.
lol.

irish lassie @ 03/16/2008 at 8:35 pm

#125

Thats a bit cheap making your pal sound like a ho. Do you have to go around telling people what she did in ebd with orlando- and then insult him for his prowess??
Urgh thats so nasty and tacky, no wonder you Randa pops are such good m8s!!
I hope for his sake he has turned his back on her!

irish lassie @ 03/16/2008 at 8:38 pm

Also, f he was doing all this different positions with her maybe it was his way of telling her he was bored - if anything thats prob the real reason -if they have split, because he was bored to death of her in the bedroom!

ah 125, not that is the Miranda I know and have seen many times. Anger because everyone isn’t buying her plan. and hastily jumping in not realizing that she is giving herself away. And bragging about how famous she is. The reason she uses the DT is they stroke her ego, and it is a very big ego, it is dangerous to get in the way of it. She has had it her way for so long she can’t believe that she can’t control things in the states the way she could in OZ. You will see more and more such posts the more angery and frustrated she gets. You have to make your own decisions, but it always follows a pattern with her. Expect more posts detailing her attributes, and how everyone who disagrees is a liar or a hater. Think it is funny that she let it slip that she and Orlando are over, she is making it sound like she is famous enough to make it on her own. She can get pretty defensive when backed into a corner. ah come on randa no worries now try to stop making a ass of yourself and stop using your sexual conquests to make your self sound important.

yea, i bet she had sex with him in many other postions…and she still couldn’t keep him! She was indeed his booty call and probably did a very good job.
Of course she just wasn’t the type you take to the oscars! BAHAHAHAHAHA!

BTW: Charmine Garcia had him in every position also. You can read her kiss and tell on the last thread. I think randa is right along with her now.

Pity you always assume its jealously and you miss the point. Not everyone here is a fan of orlando’s.

Good, the thread is still going! :) Keep it up! I had a really bad day, but I knew I can count on this thread to cheer me up. Some things never change. Life is good.

@125 That’s the one thing no one has ever doubted about Miranda, That she was G.I.B. (good in bed)LOL Just a shame that she is too crass to know she shouldn’t be bragging about it.
Yes dear, Orlando probably did think you were gib, but thats about it.

but here’s a tip: Hookers are GIB also, So its really nothing to go around bragging about. Anyone can do it.

Miranda, shouldn’t you get off the net and start chanting? You really need to work on that karma.

you forgot to add: “And when she was done having sex with Orlando in all those positions she went home to Jay and did it again with him.”

or maybe the lawyer Pottsy talked about too.

Is that really something you want to world to know?

JUST **** OFF THE LOT OF YOU!!
YOU UGLY FAT B!TCHES! GET YOUR OWN LIVES!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!!

Every time I come back to this thread, I keep hearing a little song in my head……
the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round….
You people aren’t really stupid enough to believe that Miranda is actually posting on this board, are you. Really? No one can possibly be old enough to type, and still be THAT gullible.
The world is in deeeeep trouble if you people are examples of your generation.

I don’t think everyone believes she posts here. I don’t.

@135 Spin it Miranda, spin it, Now we are back haters and crazies, still the same ole song. She is great, she is with Orlando, she is smart and doesn’t need Orlando. Everyone who doesn’t like her is a fat old bag or a fangirl that can’t stand that she has had sex with Orlando. The only reputable insiders are the ones who really know how wonderful she is. Now it is back to everyoe is crazy and Miranda and her friends would never post her. She ought to keep track of what she is doing, cox it an’t making sense.

SMALL D1CK, SMELLY GROIN, CAN’T LAST LONGER THAN 2 MINUTES, ****, **** ****!!!

Hey Miranda, why don’t you tell everyone what happened in NY right before he left? Tell them about how you your bags were packed and you were going with him and at the last minute he said it wouldn’t be a good idea. Tell them about the huge fight you two had and how he decided it was time to take a break. Tell them how you cried and begged, and he didn’t even ask you to stay with him while you were in LA. Give up the whole story.

I dont hink Cabbage Patch herself posts here. But whatevers left of her fans post here, which is only proably two poeple useing a different name every time. Ah those poor unfortunate souls think Kerr is a cute sweet inicennt person. She is the complete opposite. You dont even have to know who she is to tell you that. You could also tell she is ugly on the inside as well as the outside.

VODKA?? GREAT STUFF!!!

OMG this is becoming ridiculous. I don’t even care if it’s real or fiction anymore; I’m staying put just for the drama!

Wow. Most of you people really ARE that stupid. And I say only ‘most’ out of respect for those sane folks like Claude @136.
No wonder other sites call this one “Just Jackasses”.

Claude, look at the post right under yours (137), and tell me that isn’t lunacy at its finest. People like that are the reason others come here for a good laugh.

—Miranda looks beautiful as ever in those photographs, and I think lots of you are just jealous that she had sex with Orlando in positions like that and much more. Shame he couldn’t keep up with her in that dept!—

Shame she couldn’t keep her mouth shut about it. She really isn’t a lady of dicretion is she?

LMAO thats lunacy alright!!

I doubt she posts here- really truly, c’mon pepps wheres the proof?

YOU SHOULD PITY A GIRL WHO DOESN’T WANT ANAL SEX BUT HE PUSHES IT ON AND ON AND ON!!!!!!

whoever you are at least don’t leave us hanging wondering what those last three words were.
Surely there is a way to internet spell them for us. What a tease ;)

THEY WERE ****, ****,****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi,
I don’t care who you really are but I think it’s time you put down that vodca. You’re gonna have a banging headache in the morning if your writing is anything to go by.

try again
example: Sl++ we all know is sl….ut
FU++ is FU…..ck..or eff.

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