Orlando Bloom From Behind

my cousin loves him to death and she drones on and on and on about how sweet he is, and what a nice guy he is and how she loves him so much, and my god she is 20 and should know better. I dug up this stuff to show her facts, and then I find out she has moved on to some guy in High School Musical and I am stuck with all of these facts floating around in my head and I wish I could just shake it out. I don’t let her talk to me about the new guy enough is enough!

liar!
you’re full of it. You looked it up for yourself.

ok scary person of course I did, Put down the damn uzi and I will confess to whatever you want, and hey you want my cousin too, she is really cute and will do whatever you want I will make her, just leave me alone.

When it stops the damn snowing and the damn cold and venturing outside is not looking for a hefty dose of frost bite I will be doing other stuff. Also when the damn thesis is done that will help. But this place for laughs and craziness is just too interesting to miss. There is a whole Sociological study that could be done here, hell I may even write a disseratation on it, if I could only figure how to do quantative research on it, qualitative no prob, but well at least it is worth thinking about, maybe I could even get Mr; Bloom’s imput about what he thinks about the phenonemen. But, probably he would just think I am one of the yellow hat baked goods mad people from those other places mentioned.

I believe he has probably slept with more than 100 women, I bet during the time when he was the flavor of the month he did a new one every couple of days or so, couting the time he spent clubbing in London, and the time in NZ and all of the other shoots were all the groupies (the young ones, not the middle aged ones) were , he probably picked quite a few of them too. It would be interesting to get him drunk and see if you could get a number out of him. He may not remember names and he may not remember faces, but I bet he has a notch for every fuc and bj he has had. That is way more interesting then listening to the old biddies talk about how horrible this place is.

you think anyone here gives a s-h-it about if he is reading this site. This is all about the gossip and the fun and the speculation. No one really cares about it, but you sure must to get your knickers in such a twist. Geez go back to your veneration of your favorite saint and let us regular people alone, No one invited you and no one is making you stay. idiots, start going to gossip blogs and they tell us not to gossip. If you want to go all self-righteous on peoples asses then why don’t you hit the bars and the hookers they may actually need what you are preaching.

How dare you talk about my son in this way!!! He is not a manwhore, he told me he is keeping himself till he got married, my son is nothing like you say he IS a saint and a phenomonon!!!! He is pure gold and not pervy or letchy in anyway! I didnt bring him up that way! Oh you disgusting tyrants! he is ST ORLANDO OF CANTERBURY!!!

My daddy aint like dis!!! I am the one he snuggles up to in bed… no room for de nasty ikky women!!!

lol, well it is a bit unusual, but I say we respect interspecies love, they have rights too!

now we know why Sidi slobbers all over him and makes him smell bad, he is trying to drive away all those nasy awful women with the squeaky high voices that hurt his delicate ears, and the yucky underwear that is drapped all over his favorite place to lie, and most of all they push him out of bed and he gets cold and lonely on the floor. I think between a model with a cabbage patch face and sidi the dog will win every time.

Now everyone’s getting punchy. C’mon Jared, new pics so we can start over again!
#241, you lowered the level, that’s for sure.

yeah he probably just uses fans for bj’s after all anyone can say theyblew him and who will believe them, but if they actually got into bed with him, oh wait I bet people say all the time that they did him, but who wuld believe it? I mean if someone I knew started chatting about how she fucked Orlando BloomI I would roll my eyes and say sure you did. Mabye we should start checking out all those little blogs out there I bet there are tons that talk about “THEIR NIGHT WITH ORLANDO BLOOM. lmao

You people are too funny. Back to the movie stuff. Johnny To is notoriously slow in the movie-making process. I believe he spent three years making The Sparrow (his latest movie). BTW-reviewers at the 2008 Berlinale didn’t think the extra time really helped the film; it wasn’t that good. The Red Circle remake has been in the making since 2001. Brett Ratner and John Woo were set to direct at different points. The script was supposedly written and going to be filmed by To last summer (2007). Supposedly one of the original French actors was attached to it with To directing, but To said that’s not the case. Recently, To said that he planned to direct Chow Yun-Fat in a movie before he directs The Red Circle. It goes on and on.

By the time this film is completed, Orlando will be a Kung Fu master instructing students in mainland China itself!

For all Orlando fans, please don’t hold your breath for this one to be out in theaters any time soon. Sadly, I think your hero got his panties in a twist about something on the other movie and walked off. I don’t think there’s any real schedule conflict. It’s all PR releases and photo ops carefully constructed to appease the fandom.