Who Wears Short Shorts? Jennifer Aniston!
Tue, 18 March 2008 at 10:27 am
Jennifer Aniston is nothing but smiles as she sports a pair of short shorts on set of her new movie, Marley & Me, in Miami, Fl. on Monday.
Aniston’s shorts read: CMU — Central Michigan University.

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She makes Angelina Jolie feel as if she’s lived a life of 20 people. Angelina has achieved more than Aniston ever can dream of achieving. She should stop asking for pity and ask Angelina nicely to show her how to be a woman and a good human being.
Angelina is pregnant and has 4 other kids to take care of and she still looks a million times better when she wears no makeup or fancy clothes, than Maniston does in full makeup, couture clothing, and a team of hair stylist.
Her life involves: hanging out with Courtney and her husband, calling up mags and begging them to do the same type of interviews about her failed marriage over and over, making a box office bomb movies, going to the plastic surgeon to figure out a way to fix her ugly face.
That is what Jennifer is going to be remembered for when she dies. Fact!
I don’t hate anybody, & I certainly DON’T lower myself to asinine & crude words.
The one thing I WON’T tolerate is RUDENESS when I’ve done nothing wrong! I was taking in the sights of Vancouver after a long time away, & in my distraction I bumped into a woman, & right away apologized for not taking in my surroundings…
The garbage flowing out this “woman” was disgusting. “How dare you touch me!” Don’t you know who I am; I’m worth millions!” & so on.
All I said was, “I sorry I bumped into you but I was distracted by all the beauty around me. Of which your diatribe is not. If you’ll excuse I have a city to reacquaint myself with.” & walked away.
It was only later that I realized I had encountered JA on what must have been a “BAD” day for her. I had of course read that she’s warm on-screen/TV, but not that way in public… for once, the tabs are right. A lot of people had reason NOT to like her when she was here.
‘Bye
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why do some of u always have to bring up brad and angie??? jen has nothing to do with those 2 anymore…she\s living her own life…yeah to some of u its not the ideal one because she doesn’t have a man but it WORKS FOR HER!!! what part of that don’t u haters get??? i mean just drop it already…u haters are getting really sad now!
she looks great and happy! good for her!!!
We must applaud Miss Aniston’s expreme effort to look so descent, whatever it takes. With her trusty hairstylist never a few feet away, at least 1/2 inch of foundation cake on her face, deligent yoga and Zone diet… It’s a hard work trying to keep up with younger natural beauties of Hollywood when you are so plain and hitting 40. Miss Aniston is indeed the champion of Plain Janes everywhere. Bravo. It really is worth losing your husband who wanted a family.
What did she do to her face? ?? She looks really weird now!!!
Aniston can you even recognise your idol anymore? her face looks different youthful yes but the hands always give older women away. Jennifer has old looking hands!!
Aniston fans can you even recognise your idol anymore? her face looks different youthful yes but the hands always give older women away. Jennifer has old looking hands!!
She makes Angelina Jolie feel as if she’s lived a life of 20 people. Angelina has achieved more than Aniston ever can dream of achieving. She should stop asking for pity and ask Angelina nicely to show her how to be a woman and a good human being.
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Both women are beautiful and have achieved a lot, and are living the life they want. If we all achieved the same as Angelina Jolie then you would not have anyone to worship because we would all be the same instead of our own unique individuals. It is sad that people have to hate one just to prove they like the other. When real women without issues would think both Jen and Angelina are beautiful women. Husbands and children don’t complete a real women for she is complete already.
Why is it if a woman doesn’t have a child by 40 then she is selfish? George Clooney doesn’t have any kids and everyone loves his ass. Maybe she is happy with her life and for those who feel the need to hate on her for whatever reason, maybe you need to get life yourself!
Loonies are still yaping the same vomiting story Agnlina is yap yap yap , yada yada yada , blha blha and Armpit is yap yap , yada yada , blha blha the same tirless boring vomiting story.
please go to thier thread they have million of them, you can yap yap, yada yada, blha blha there.
move on intead of bringing your idol here and blha blha blha the same story. are’nt you tired of it?
life is to short live yours instead of yaping about someone else life.
She’s had some serious plastic surgery. Poor thing, soon she will be looking like Joan Rivers.
# 104 plastic surgery 101 @ 03/18/2008 at 5:48 pm
Madonna is Joan Rivers. Aniston is going to be the next Pam Anderson.- just not as pretty
She’s had work done but can’t quite work out what it is? Maybe under the eye pulled up? Can’t put finger on it .
She looks great! She is living her life the way she wants to and that is all that matters. She seems quite happy doing it. You do not need kids and a man to make you happy or better and those of you who believe this need to go get some therapy. You must be happy with yourself before you can truly be happy!!!!!!!
I think Jennifer looks good. I like the way,she is wearing her hair lately. I’am looking forward to seeing “Marley and Me”
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
:D
so cute!
SCENE IN THE TROPICS
Jen goes on a Beach baby shopping spree
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BY LESLEY ABRAVANEL
lank@aol.com
Before anyone jumps to conclusions, remember that this columnist personally saw Jennifer Aniston smoking a ciggie, drinking wine and looking super-svelte in fabulous jeans.
Kate Hudson flew into Miami on Sunday night and was spotted with on again (?) ex Owen Wilson at Regal Cinemas on Lincoln Road. Says our spy, “They seem romantically involved, and it was the first weekend in four weeks he didn’t go to the Shore Club pool.”
http://www.miamiherald.com/358/story/460450.html
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Jen is still smoking, and Owen is into Kate not Jen.
I happen to have no problem with a woman like Jen who does not want kids because not all women or men like kids, and if a person wants to smoke that is their decision to make.
I do have a problem with someone who says she has stopped smoking and is lying, and also says she wants kids and is lying. Jen is a 39 year old woman who has no reason to lie like she does.
Angi @ 03/18/2008 at 5:09 pm
Why is it if a woman doesn’t have a child by 40 then she is selfish? George Clooney doesn’t have any kids and everyone loves his ass.
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Haha, that is so true..Love the George Clooney line..thanx you made my day
How does a women this ugly have so many fans? There is nothing special about her. On any given day there is tons more prettier or “cute” as you say (barf) women in malls than this butterface. She can’t act her way out of a paper bag either. Totally lame person to be a fan off. Her smile is gross too.
HOW COME so many people believe Jennifer gained ALL OF her fans when she got divorced..
Hasn’t anyone heard of ‘Friends’ ?
Woah. for a 39 year old she looks 29!
so pretty
How come jen can never keep a man?
Everytime I read something about jen there’s always a guy next to her, and always the OBVIOUS question is asked.
“DOES THIS MEAN A NEW GUY FOR JEN?”
cmon. how many guys are there going to be?
we love the independent woman
the confidenence woman
she is not bow for anyone woman
the sexy woman
I can do it myslef woman
living the life she creat woman
injoy the success she creat woman
not give a F about loones woman
after all the this the private woman
the classy woman
the new day woman
bored
the taboid is guessing every week about her story , until get it right. They are using the guessing game with her life.
Here are some posts by SANE people…I had no idea such people existed on this site, but what do ya know
Pete @ 03/18/2008 at 1:26 pm
Why are Brad and Angelina’s fans not out helping them with all their
endevors? I thought Brad was in charge of New Orleans, I was
really surprised to find out it was Angelina. Are you all raising
money to send to them, think of all time that is wasted that you
could be using to help. All this wasted time and efforts so you
can run Jen down is just silly. They have all moved on, we all
have the right to be happy. Do something to help and stop all
the hate. One movie, one magazine, one hour of your time could
feed a child for a day. It is way past time to move on. They all
appear to be happy , it’s only the magazines and the fans that
can’t seem to let it go. I don’t see anything wrong with any of
them. One doesn’t have to be awful for the other to be good.
A fellow bug @ 03/18/2008 at 11:33 am
A poster on IMDB.com put it better than me when she said that for any reason the loonies think that Brad and Angelina’s hooking up is a match made in heaven, something very special and very pure that doesn’t happen every day, so Jennifer is the only thing that makes the picture tainted and they wish she never came into existence in the first place.
Angi @ 03/18/2008 at 5:09 pm
Why is it if a woman doesn’t have a child by 40 then she is selfish? George Clooney doesn’t have any kids and everyone loves his ass. Maybe she is happy with her life and for those who feel the need to hate on her for whatever reason, maybe you need to get life yourself!
Debbie @ 03/18/2008 at 5:06 pm
Both women are beautiful and have achieved a lot, and are living the life they want. If we all achieved the same as Angelina Jolie then you would not have anyone to worship because we would all be the same instead of our own unique individuals. It is sad that people have to hate one just to prove they like the other. When real women without issues would think both Jen and Angelina are beautiful women. Husbands and children don’t complete a real women for she is complete already.
and let’s not forget the DUMBEST and most IGNORANT post of the year, so far:
zzz @ 03/18/2008 at 2:39 pm
What a loser. If you can’t keep your man especially your husband, you are a worthless loser.
OK I won’t post the picture from gossip girls.
JEN ANISTON HAS TOO MUCH BOTOX ON HER CHEEKS TO COVER HER LONG CHIN. DID YOU NOTICE HOW FULLER HER CHEEKS ARE AND SHE LOOK REALLY DIFFERENT. JUST COMPARE HER OLD PICS WHEN HER CHEEKS ARE FLAT AND THIN THAT MAKES HER CHIN TOO LONG. SOON SHE WILL LOOK LIKE PRISCILLA PRESLEY, HEATHER, MELANIE GRIFFITH AND OTHER CELEBRITIES REACHING THEIR FORTY’S. NOW THAT’S WHAT YOU CALL OUT LOUT F - A - K - E.
B - O - T - O - X IT’S THE ONLY WAY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she looks wonderful! and i’m sure she’s over brad pitt for godsakes. He has a wonderful family and is happy and she looks happy. Let it go.
And again, she looks healthy and beautiful.
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