Jennifer Aniston’s Barely There Bikini — Part II

She has an ugly face. She looks like Celine Dion…Arg…!
She´s boring and superficial

not that great body! small breasts, strong legs, short, and don’t like the skin. come on I don’t get the hype…

Thanks for the set, Jared. Jen looks terrifc. You’re the best.

another thing that’s barely there… the pictures…

JJ post her picture again. Here we go again the dogs are going to come and fight like they find a meat.

Blah blha Armpite … Yada yada Anglina……………………….

Some people who need to figure out a solution for those looes , what they want for this woman? Then she give them what they want and they will leave her alone.

Jen looks good. But I think that should be easy for anyone to do in her position, since Jen:

is very single
is very rich $$$
is childless (never had any and probably never will)
has obviously plenty of free time
has an extremely easy job
has a carefree lifestyle
has no commitments
has not a single cerebral thought in that empty brain of hers!

Need I state more of the obvious???
Done!

SHE IS GORGEOUS. I never knew I would say think but she looks much better than Angelina Jolie. What is happening. She is older isn’t she? Angelina is starting to look like her brother.

jen looks HOT!!!

yeahs shes trying to “show off” and her body is “not great”. Leave it to a bunch of overweight internet nerds to pass judgement on a woman sunbathing. And as for cancer you can get it from not getting enough sun, better get outside nerds.

wow. you should really re-read your comments. half of you sound like superficial yourself.

“she should concentrate on her sagging breasts”? are you kidding me? i’d love to see what YOU look like naked.

no wonder the world is sooo goddamn fucked up! you people need to read a book. read the newspaper. there is more going on in the world than aniston’s beach body.

She’s gorgeous - and the body is amazing. I’m as much of an Angelina Jolie fan as anyone (clicking my name should prove that) - but I have to admit, Jennifer is a beautiful actress and I’d kill for her figure.

Believe me, when you’re a fan of the most beautiful actress in the world (Angelina), you never have anything to feel insecure about any other actress. If people don’t like Jennifer’s look, it has nothing to do with Angelina…maybe Jen just doesn’t do it for them.

Or maybe, like Brad, they just like Angelina better.

Why no discussion of her face changes. Gotta love the Jenhags would are always overlooking Jen’s faults.

I’m glad she is back and happy. Now when she her movies fail no blaming it of her “awful year”

one of the best figures I have seen. beautiful lady

I hope she gets a man soon with that body or a woman. Please already get with someone.

ATTENTION ***** PERIOD

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE UUUUUU JEN! SO CUTE :)

I’d rather have a husband and children then showing off like an adolescent. Strange values for someone who could do so much more with the money she has.

omg .. i can’t believe some of you people.. JEN is gorgous.. one of the best Bods in hollywood .. put her in any outfit ,dress, bikini ad she rocks that… when her abd brad were a couple..i would look at them in awe.. such gorgous skin and hair they both had .. amazing bodies.. captivating eyes.. strong features.. angie is man pretty.. she looks like a pretty dude.. don’t get me wrong not knocking her.. and i don’t even believe they should coexist with eachother.. but just stating… so many of you are haters… if she was your co worker… friend’s girlfriend…cousin you would find her soo attractive.. like the girl you COULD marry … she’s never been sleezy .. angie has .. why don’t you guys go bring up the fact angie used to wear sea through tops or do meth or come to award shows on drugs .. yeah she revamped herself … but don’t knock jen.. she avoids the public .. doesn’t do charities out in the open too much.. she does a lot on her own… behind closed doors… she’s a great person … and has never really induldged in the affair that ruined her marriage .. unlike brad and angie who willw rite i tried to be friends with her.. oh i will always love her bleh bleh .. she’s gem.. all you fatties need to rethink your opinions

penelope

and also, We live in united of State of America free to live as we want , as long as not causing a problem to the society is that bueatifull county.

I always thought the fans were exaggerating when they would rip Jennifer for her love of tanning. But I have to say, in the last little while I have seen two tannning expeditions when she does appear to be vain-glorious, overexposing her ass in teeny weeny suits and generally preening. She doesn’t even have a good book with her, just one magazine. I finally have to agree that this girl is shallow and that Brad had outgrown her. No way could Brad still be with her and be happy and I dare say vice versa, because when they split he was getting into serious charity work in Africa and that does not seem to be her cup of tea. I wish Jen the best with her choices and she seems happy and satisfied.

lol @ part 2.

this is part 1 - repeated.

pinkrose

loones still on it, when are going to stop Armpit blah blha , yda yada. when you loones going to stop taking the pill of triangle story. Is’nt that tireless for you.

it vomiting story , you guys still beating showting , sreaming on the story. so good for him leaving her , and good for her he leave her . good for her read what ever she want to read , tan when ever she want to tan, drink water when ever she want to drink. wear pikiny when ever she want to wear. that you call freedom to live as you want the USA way.

SHE IS AWESOME ! I LOVE HER ! GENUINE FUN LOVING TALENTED ARTISTIC GORGEOUS UNPRETENTIOUS POSITIVE… AWESOME !

Hey

what is BAMPZS thread?

loser its a Brad and Angie thread and you are there alot.

She looks great for her age. I hope she happy.

i think she looks cute. love the color of the bathing suit.

56 bet @ 03/19/2008 at 12:39 pm

I’ll bet you’ll be on Angelina thread next time writing crap but with a different name you jenniloony!

Amen #7 and #28! Some of the fans, on both sides of the fence, are worse than the people in the situation! Brad has moved on with Angelina and has 4 kids with more on the way! Jen has been living the single life, dating, working, etc. Why can’t everyone just move on?

By the way, not every woman feels the need to have children and be married in order to validate their lives. I have no kids, I am 35, unmarried, and my boyfriend of 5 years and I have NO desire to have kids. We do a lot of volunteer work and donate to many chariities, have thriving careers and live a wonderful life. Married with children is not the life for everyone.

You call that a happy face?

She looks more annoyed than happy.

Of course she should. What else did she expect when she took off the bra, topless in the camera lens? She knew that’ll be on the cover of a buntch tabloids.

Coming to the second thought, that’s the look of smugness.

huh @ 03/19/2008 at 12:48 pm Pinkrose, the whole Jen vs angelina is sooo 2005. 2008 is all about jen vs kate. get used to it. .. who do you think Owen will choose?

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Duh do you need to ask the obvious of course it ’s Kate.. She’s an A list actress, beautiful, sexy, talented and YOUNG compare to Maniston who is botox to the max face, suck in acting., barren hag B -list actress nuff said.

anyone who thinks *that* is small breasted is insane or just obsessed with D cups. a. her breasts fit her body. b. she is easily a full B to a small c cup….you people are blind and stupid.

You are too used to hollywood and plastic surgery. And her legs are NOT big. She’s like a perfect size 6 maybe even a 4.

I’m not even a fan of hers just wrote b/c it’s nice to see someone in hollywood who is not a stick.

This is about kate hudson and jennifer aniston bikini poses, jennifer has to make a non-verbal statement to kate, she’s got the part in this movie role with owen and jen telling kate to kiss her backward bikini a$$.
this is how the fake american sweetheart plays games with the public.

bet

than stay the hell out of the jolie-pitt threads.

Here is the clue

let me give a clue the crazy one. are’nt i in jen thread.
get a clue and get out of the jen thread ,before you getting more crazier.

JEN SHOULD WEAR HER PANTS ON HER FUG FACE AND JUST SHOW HER BETTER LOOKING ASS, SINCE SHE KEEPS ON SHOWING OFF HER BUTT ANYWAY.

# 28 Lisa @ 03/19/2008 at 11:26 am Debbie #7 - I TOTALLY agree with your post!

Both women appear happy, healthy and have moved on. why don’t the fans?

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Because the fans are not happy with their lives. Happy people don’t down grade other people to make themselves feel good. They already feel good.

april @ 03/19/2008 at 12:33 pm the new triangle on star magazine is kate hudson/owen wilson/jennifer aniston.
looks like Jen has her bikini on backwards! Jen’s front bikini looks baggy and the back looks too tight. Then look at the lady next to Jen, she has her green and white bikini bottom on the right way.
Just goes to show Jen still likes to play these PR games.

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That goes to show that Anuston’s brain is also backwards. She can’t tell which side is the front or back. Simple as that. As to the triangle, Puleeez, there is no comparison there. Kate is way way better than Anuston. Kate has a beautiful face,better body, better bu** and a better actress. Not to mention she has two kids already. Kate is also a very classy person. She does not have to show her naked bu** and spread her legs w/ her koochi falling out for the world and papz to see. And the funny thing is nobody even bother to look at her.

Kate is younger and cuter . I think owen was depressed and tried to kill himself after she dumped him the first time. maybe he will give jennider aniston a chance or maybe he will stay with kate… or maybe he will date both of them at the same time.

I’m LMAO at you jealous hags. Isn’t there an jolie thread where you can drool over her UNsexy sleepwear nightes that drag the concrete she’s been wearing for the last 2 weeks?

Bottom line is, you can’t STAND that Jennifer is the ONLY one who has moved on from this stupid triangle and pitt and jolie still use it for PR purposes. IT HAS BEEN DOCUMENTED TO AS PROOF.

erika @ 03/19/2008 at 1:57 pm The one and only reason there is still controvery over Jen ~ she was married to a gorgeous, major Hollywood star who flew into the arms of another woman the very second he could get away from Jen. Jen is mediocre in her looks and her acting. By the way, I think Angelina is a mediocre actress,also. Also, I think one day Brad and Angie’s relationship will blow up.

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Angelina mediocre actress??? hmm let see
3 Golden Globe
1 Oscar
2 Sag Awards and various award giving body

Jennifer Aniston
1 Golden Globe
1 Emmy

By the way, Jen’s body certainly looks very very fine in these photos. I am glad that she put on weight but she should give a rest to her face. It’s hopeless case…..

teehee @ 03/19/2008 at 2:14 pm

duhhh Angelina is preggy the reason for that dress .. ohhh yeah ur small brain can’t accept the fact that Brad and Angelina is making sweet love everynight hehehehe that’s why she’s preggers.

The BRAD PITT and THE ANGELINA JOLIE the POWER COUPLE using the triange for PR bhahahahhhahahahhahah you’re joking righ!!

You’re idol is the one whose the famew h ore., coz here is Brad and Angelina with Bill Clinton making it right in NOLA and here is VAJENJEN’s answer showing her ass in response to Brad and Angie’s Charity with Bill Clinton. The only good thing about her is her A S S she should have put it in front of her face and her face in her ASS bwahahah!!!!

Not a fan of her!!!

Duuhhh @ 03/19/2008 at 2:36 pm

teehee @ 03/19/2008 at 2:14 pm

duhhh Angelina is preggy the reason for that dress .. ohhh yeah ur small brain can’t accept the fact that Brad and Angelina is making sweet love everynight hehehehe that’s why she’s preggers.

The BRAD PITT and THE ANGELINA JOLIE the POWER COUPLE using the triange for PR bhahahahhhahahahhahah you’re joking righ!!

You’re idol is the one whose the famew h ore., coz here is Brad and Angelina with Bill Clinton making it right in NOLA and here is VAJENJEN’s answer showing her ass in response to Brad and Angie’s Charity with Bill Clinton. The only good thing about her is her A S S she should have put it in front of her face and her face in her ASS bwahahah!!!!

GOOD GRIEF honey. You’re huffing and puffing so hard you’re not even making sense. And just FYI NOT smart for a supposedly pregnant woman to drag the sidewalk with her dresses carting PR props…she could EASILY trip and fall…but then, you jolie fans think anything she does is perfect. Use some common sense.

p.s. They are NOT maternit wear…they are nighthies…look it up.

I actually think Jen and Owen will make a great couple,at least their noses are just matched to one another.

and erika sorry I mean bet,how about waiting this year,since your jenjen has enough movie this year in Drama and comedy,let’s see how many nomination will she get this year,since she is medicore actress.hehehehe

and about brad and angelina’s blow up,so what?even If it happens one day,so what?don’t you think they will stay together and connected for the rest of their life since they have shared 5 or six kids to each other?I can even bet this is something that your Jenjen is so jealous of.

and can someone tell me why in the very same week that Brad annd Angelina have a big week with former president,she suddenly started showing her a** in every angle?while she wasn’t no where to be seen for the last couple of weeks?talking about moving on some of this so called grow up celebrity’s obsess,it will never happen for Jen and these pics are proof to it.

Sarah

The same comparing contrasting triangle story blha blha , Yada Yada non stop triangle story . Boring vomiting story. One human is better than the other story.

All the people hating on Jen are just jealous. She is absolutely beautiful and a very nice person. How is she self absorbed? Because she has a great body and is wearing a flattering suit? If you go to miami you see girls wearing a lot less bathing suit than that. Did it ever occur to people that maybe the reason why Jen doesn’t have a stead relationship is because of the men. I mean come on it has to make a vast majority of guys insecure the fact that she was married to brad pitt and they feel they can’t compete. Don’t always assume it’s the female who can’t hold onto a man.

H @ 03/19/2008 at 3:14 pm Did it ever occur to people that maybe the reason why Jen doesn’t have a stead relationship is because of the men. I mean come on it has to make a vast majority of guys insecure the fact that she was married to brad pitt and they feel they can’t compete. Don’t always assume it’s the female who can’t hold onto a man.
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WRONG!!! Did it ever occur to YOU that she had various relationships after Brad and all those men dumped her? Don’t flatter yourself, honey.

Seriously, what la la land are you Jenhags from? Walmart most be the most exciting place for you people!! Her new bought face is a dime a dozen!! Shame really, all that money spent and the only thing thats getting a compliment is her a$$!!!! lmfao!! she is mediocre at best. then again, if all you got is minivans,walmart shopping, bonbon eating housewife, guess Jen would be a goddess in your lala farmland!!!

The awards are nothing more than popularity contests ….. judge their acting for yourself. Jen can do comedy only, and it is always in her Rachel mode. Angie can do serious only, and her style of acting is getting old.

Can’t sell Jen as a lady with class so you got to sell ms.buttaface only look at her @ss. Pr-wh@re!! first she got her friend to say it was she who dumped Brad. follow-up with her parading saggy boobies and droopy booty to make her out like she is happy and strong woman? Barfs!!! even when she is giving it away nobody is taking!!

That is all she ever does. I am surprised tho her behind is not all that great (shapeless) and she’s aging alot these past few years. It seems as though she always goes around trying to show off to send a message to her ex like ” whoa look at me, look at what you’re missing”

She is very into herself. & not so great suit for her body type

angela! @ 03/19/2008 at 5:02 pm

She is very into herself. & not so great suit for her body type

bwahahahaha thanks for the laugh. You know this cause she looks HOT and you’re jealous.

I’m sure YOU’VE never been on a vacation and sat around in your bikini cause they don’t make them in your size and the Seven Eleven won’t give you vacation time.

Here are some posts by SANE people…I had no idea such people existed on this site, but what do ya know :)

Pete @ 03/18/2008 at 1:26 pm

Why are Brad and Angelina’s fans not out helping them with all their
endevors? I thought Brad was in charge of New Orleans, I was
really surprised to find out it was Angelina. Are you all raising
money to send to them, think of all time that is wasted that you
could be using to help. All this wasted time and efforts so you
can run Jen down is just silly. They have all moved on, we all
have the right to be happy. Do something to help and stop all
the hate. One movie, one magazine, one hour of your time could
feed a child for a day. It is way past time to move on. They all
appear to be happy , it’s only the magazines and the fans that
can’t seem to let it go. I don’t see anything wrong with any of
them. One doesn’t have to be awful for the other to be good.

A fellow bug @ 03/18/2008 at 11:33 am

A poster on IMDB.com put it better than me when she said that for any reason the loonies think that Brad and Angelina’s hooking up is a match made in heaven, something very special and very pure that doesn’t happen every day, so Jennifer is the only thing that makes the picture tainted and they wish she never came into existence in the first place.

Angi @ 03/18/2008 at 5:09 pm

Why is it if a woman doesn’t have a child by 40 then she is selfish? George Clooney doesn’t have any kids and everyone loves his ass. Maybe she is happy with her life and for those who feel the need to hate on her for whatever reason, maybe you need to get life yourself!

Debbie @ 03/18/2008 at 5:06 pm

Both women are beautiful and have achieved a lot, and are living the life they want. If we all achieved the same as Angelina Jolie then you would not have anyone to worship because we would all be the same instead of our own unique individuals. It is sad that people have to hate one just to prove they like the other. When real women without issues would think both Jen and Angelina are beautiful women. Husbands and children don’t complete a real women for she is complete already.

and let’s not forget the DUMBEST and most IGNORANT post of the year, so far:

zzz @ 03/18/2008 at 2:39 pm

What a loser. If you can’t keep your man especially your husband, you are a worthless loser.

butterface does have a nice a_ss. can’t imagine, tho, what it must be like to even have your beach reading be fraught w/the danger that you might run across something that’d shoot your day to hell… like say ‘twins for b&a’, lol.

106 angel @ 03/19/2008 at 4:57 pm That is all she ever does. I am surprised tho her behind is not all that great (shapeless) and she’s aging alot these past few years. It seems as though she always goes around trying to show off to send a message to her ex like ” whoa look at me, look at what you’re missing”

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Agreed !

I don’t know in what places the Jenhens have been brought up because where i am from this body is decent at most (average girls on the street have that body), not beautiful.

My mother, sisters, friends and myself have better bodies…usually i am mistaken for a brasilian because of the long and lean curvious body.

One of my friend who is a plastic surgeon told me that the standard beauty right now is the long leggy, tan with a round booty and small waist. That’s what most women are asking. Aniston type is nowhere near that epitome of beauty, bodily wise including.

I live in a dutch country and dutch girls have banging long lean bodies. Most are beautiful tall leggy blonds with some body definition who would put shame on the fake blond short legged ANISTON.

Most Black girls in the area are built like the stereotype of the mixed race or black tall Brasilian as well, long tone lean and curvy with banging well rounded and proportional booty

Aniston is a short legged woman with a flat booty, weird breast definition and barely waist definition. She is in great shape, she has to be with her money and all the plastic surgery and sport she is doing…hell JANET Jackson and even her weird sister of 50+ years old Latoya have a great body in comparison and they are older !. Aniston’s when working has a DECENT shape but nothing banging like you would say waow !! !

Nicolette Sheridan, Halle, Sharon STone, Michelle Pfeiffer, Tracy Scoggins…all those women aged from 44 to 54 have better bodies !

Hell even, till this day Robin Givens, one of Brad ex has a better body ! better shapely tone long legs and absolute beautiful booty !

Jen Aniston is at the very bottom of the beautiful ones and among the top of the average ones. She can’t compete with true physical beauties who gather and have gathered all the typical criterias : small waist, long shapely legs, great bust and hour glass definition. She is nowhere near that and in Europe where many people are fit she is average looking at best ! …don’t even start with coutries like Spain or Italy where stunning beauty and very beautiful is everywhere !

clock stoper wideer

blah blha blha , whaaaaaa whaaaa whaaaa , the same story one human is better than the other. and bring the same tirelsss traingle story. Why you are here messing up your orgazim of romatizing your idol by brining them in her thread.

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the biggest jealous woman is in the house. just looking that amzaing body make her crazy. cool down , breath a littel air, drink a littel water that can calm your jealousty problem. may if you wish to be like her , i suggest you drink smart water , Ha ha ha ha…….

BET

You are soooo stupid and desperate !

Just because you are ugly and only can land an average looking one to appease your low self esteem doesn’t means i am jealous !

I am beautiful, intelligent, multigraduated, entrepreneur, multilinguist MBA beholder who is madly in love with a scientific researcher who works in the second biggest scientist enterprise innteh world and am pregnant from my love. I also used to travel in the 5 contients and have sibblings in three of one.

I have nothing to be jealous of Aniston, au contraire !

Keep your dellusions and wet dreams for the ugly and pathetic one that you are who only can land a pathetic looking brainded bimbo, queen of the loosers and the ones who can’t even dream of excellence !

Am I the only one to think that everyone in here has to come and fight with bet=erika=jengie=jen who are actually the same and one person, insanely reporting EVERY quote from everybody???

you girl take it too personal, it’s about Aniston people are talking about, not about you! you’re acting like you were Jennifer herself. Bare in mind that she’s only going to get friends with you if you were as rich and powerful as Oprah Winfrey. Don’t put your mental health in danger, it’s just gossip for God’s sake.

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The biggest jealous woman are nasty too.

come on you almost wrote a book , to explain how jen is not good looking woman. if that is not jealosy what do you call it?

again jealous woman cool down , breath again. you will fait from over jealousty.

Lets See your curves hon! And honey a “multi-linguist MBA Beholder” doesn’t make these many grammatical errors in 1 sentence
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“I am beautiful, intelligent, multigraduated, entrepreneur, multilinguist MBA beholder who is madly in love with a scientific researcher who works in the second biggest scientist enterprise innteh world and am pregnant from my love.”
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And the only one who strut around claiming their beauty themselves is because they are fat a$$es whom no one wants to look at.

So Stop snorting Coke and get some therapy!

Fack I just hate this Wh*re! Go to He-LL Aniston & bring bet with you!

Jared put up a thread for the new GQ cover so Aniston fans can see what a beautiful woman looks like.

Adriana Lima

Great hair. Great body . Great legs and SEXY. Also no operations. All natural.

marianna @ 03/19/2008 at 11:22 pm Jared put up a thread for the new GQ cover so Aniston fans can see what a beautiful woman looks like.
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Only dumb and dumber Jennifer Aniston would cough out so much money to buy herself a spot on GQ. Everyone knows Jen’s publicist is Steven Huvane and the GQ editor is Chris Huvane, younger brother of Steven.

Right now, no sensible magazine (besides the Tabloids) wants Jennifer Aniston on their cover . She represents poison, weak minded, helpless, failure , fake, ugly , smoke coke, desperate, maniuplative …everything a strong woman do not want to associate with . So what does the publicist do ? Buy her a spot on GQ. Who benefits ? of course the Huvane Brothers… they must be laughing themselves to the bank . Only a desperado like Aniston would believe the world want to see her on the cover .

There is nothing to be jealous about her body. I don’t find her body that good or sexy. ..she got a weird boobies and big fat greek booties. Does she knows how to wear a bikini? Her bikini bottom is wedged between her crack. Can you imagine if she and Owen have kissing scene? LOL.
Their long chin would tangle together. Oh my.

I dont live in usa & I hv to admit i never like her even before she hook up with brad. Just look at her face and people will say ‘ugly’ ALl my friends share the same opinion. Why no man want to be near her if her body is that great? after 3 yrs she is still single. Look at j.simpson, she found a bf already. This woman must hv a problem

Jenny Mccathy
http://popsugar.com/559345

jen could u please get naked

stop wearing anything

that way u will be more beautiful than angelina

i dare u get naked

I know Jen-haters will disagree, but Angelina will “lose it” when she finds out Brad has been drooling over these photos. He’s remembering the easy, carefree life with this hot body.

Why do you always refer to her as “former Friends star”? Didn’t she win a Golden Globe??

#!5 - you ever heard of sunblock? I go out in the sun every year and don’t get any sun - WHY? This mysterious “sunblock” I use.

jen is awesome she has a hot ass hmmm…

angelinalovesbillybob @ 03/20/2008 at 3:41 am

I know Jen-haters will disagree, but Angelina will “lose it” when she finds out Brad has been drooling over these photos. He’s remembering the easy, carefree life with this hot body.
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That is the funny thing about all of this. You just know Brad is checking out the pics. Much better than a flabby tummy with stretchmarked tattoos.
GROSS

You know what I just realized. Is Jennifer calling New Orleans an Ass by wearing the same color of the tents in New Orleans that Brad’s Make it Right campaing to the beach with a wedge between her ASS.
THIS LADY HAS COMPLETELY LOST IT. BRAD IS NOT COMING BACK AND NO MATTER WHAT SHE DOES SHE ALWAYS COME OUT LOOKING LIKE THE ASS THAT SHE IS.

Yet he kept having sex to the ‘flabby tummy’ and so called ’skeletor’, and making babies. Apparently whatever shape her body is he thinks it’s irresistible. You should pray that your husband (if you have one or will get one) or your bf is the same way, not run out to find a more fleshed body or smoother tummy, perkier boobs to have sex with. And get ready honey, flabby tummy will come to you sooner or later.

Any time you wish BP returning to JA for her ‘beauty’ and ‘hot body’, you show yourself an immature wench. And when you belittle him for sticking with AJ despite her skinniness, imperfect past, you prove that he is mature and a worthy man to love. Face it, you ain’t gonna win with this logic.

bet,

Was I talking to you? I was answering amle — besides, wasn’t it amle who brought up Angelina, wasn’t me, so you SHUT THE FCUK UP! We tolerate your presence in Brad/Angelina threads, so you should learn to tolerate our presence here! BTCH!!!!

#142 angelinalovesbillybob @ 03/20/2008 at 3:41 am

I know Jen-haters will disagree, but Angelina will “lose it” when she finds out Brad has been drooling over these photos. He’s remembering the easy, carefree life with this hot body
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Oh, is that why she’s been working hard to show off her butt? For Brad? I don’t think so, because Brad is very happy where he is right now. He wanted kids, he got it. He wanted a not selfish woman, he got it. Brad will never go back to the shallow life he had with your selfish Jen. He wants a woman with substance which is Jolie.

So you Jenloonies, get over it! Get over the triangle. Jen is irrelevant to Brad. I think he feels sorry for her that she never grows up! And knowing that many men had slept with her after their divorce.

Brad and Angie are still very strong together for three years now and you still wanna break that up. They are happily expecting their next offspring/s. What new does your Jen has? Stop being pathetic.

She looks so hot in that Maya Swimwear bikini

me @ 03/20/2008 at 11:07 am Brad and Angie are still very strong together for three years now and you still wanna break that up. They are happily expecting their next offspring/s. What new does your Jen has? Stop being pathetic.

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She got a new full of plastic surgery FACE. That’s new. The thing is the new one is worst than the previous one!

Another day another blah blha , Whaaaaa, Whaaaaa, Whaaaa, whaaaa the same vomiting story one human is better than the other human story.

Can loones take your orgazime of romantizing your idol story where it belong to thier thread.

Now we know #152 who the attention Who re is. Looks like you just need to look at the mirror to find out.

Ya and you saw her naked a$$ w/o looking @ the picture . Get a life pathetic twa t. I know its hard for you…i bet you can’t even look at your ass properly in the mirror .. the mirror that fits yours hasn’t been made I think ! LOlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllZ

JENNIFER ANISTON IS A DRUG ADDICT AND HAD THAT IS SHE NEVER AND CANNOT GET PREGNANT

JENNIFER ANISTON HAD STD @ 03/20/2008 at 5:51 pm
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Probably Your MoMMy should do a gangb ang and give birth and give it to JA-. Problem will be solved!

JENNIFER ANISTON HAD STD

Huh !Thats news to me . Then how did your Mom got pregnant ? or did she just picked u up from the garbage outside of her trailer?

amle @ 03/20/2008 at 9:40 am
This is the body Brad thinks of when he has sex with skeletor.
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This is the body Brad didn’t hesitate to leave for a person with more subtaintial personality and a family life.

amle @ 03/20/2008 at 9:32 am
Great pics! What a perfect figure.
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And what a pity that nobody wants it. At least not for more than a week or two. Hit and quit it, that’s all she gets now. Really pathetic.

Mediterranean @ 03/20/2008 at 8:10 pm

And you are just the kind of person I dislike.But I can’t say you are bad because you are bad either because you may have your own reasons to behave as you do…Like you may be full of yourself, fat & ugly or retarded who needs love and affection… can’t judge you without looking at your condition.. but looking @ your posts .. yeah .. you are just kind of slob i hate.. But again like i said you may have your reasons..

Meditranian

and also, Loone admit it you hate Jen more than the people in prison who are thier for killing human being. That is why you guys are in this blog every day whaaa whaaaa whaaa about her.

Liz

I guess i am going to be tired , you guys are some kind human that eat some kind of battery in your body that do not want to let go of this story.

If you let it go the triangl story there is no life for you . So why take a risk of let it go. is that the problem? Ha ha ha

May i suggest a traphist that can take care of the sikeness that your brain would let go of the triangle story.

May i suggest to drink smart water to make you smarter to let go the triangle story. Ha ha ha ha

And also if you do not have husband may i suggest to have your own husband or boyfreind , Instead of fantizing about other people boyfriend and husband or wife. Ha ha ha

BTW has nobody realized that Aniston is lying on a single sunbed with a WOMAN who is rubbing sun screen on her bare skin? They look so cozy together, don’t they. She obviously had no interest in men nor having a baby; she loves her “Goddess Circle”–group of WOMEN she surrounds herself; she can’t detach herself from Courteney Cox; her ease and chemistry on the Ellen DeGeneres show is well known; Pitt/Aniston divorce proceedings were sealed, enough secrecy for them to hire a private judge; all points to one thing, don’t they.

Aniston is L E S B I A N.

bet, you are sooo HYPOCRITE! You yourself like coming to Angelina threads and attack her and her fans there. Stop giving people orders if you yourself can’t resist posting stupid insults in Angie’s threads! Period. And by the way, learn to spell words correctly because almost all of your words are wrongly spelled.

take a gander

http://www.ydzonline.com

Fixing Mr. Wilson

National Post, Published: Thursday, March 20, 2008

Owen Wilson had the courage to fight back from a suicide attempt, but his reputation as a talented performer and writer has collapsed beneath a flurry of tabloid gossip and lowest-common-denominator movies. Here’s how he might salvage his career.

• Lose Jennifer Aniston as a rumoured love interest. She’s cute, but has come to personify dumped and desperate.

• Don’t sweep the suicide attempt under the rug. Though attempted suicide may be the biggest liability on a PR balance sheet, it also makes you emotionally accessible.

• Fire your agent or whoever sent you the scripts for Drillbit Taylor, You, Me and Dupree and Meet the Fockers.

• Forget Wes Anderson and write for yourself. Anderson has done a tidy job of riding your coattails without recognizing your contributions.

• Leave your comfort zone and stop plaing the same character over and over again.

• Don’t feel obligated to your friends. So what if fellow “frat packers” Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller and Jack Black depend on you for cameos and smart-alec tidbits? You owe them nothing.

• Remember, you don’t have to be funny all the time. Great comic actors have all come with great mood swings, lingering personal problems and a dark, brooding side. Embrace who you are. It won’t just make you happier; it will make you the great actor, noted author and legendary comedian you’re destined to become.

National Post

http://www.nationalpost.com/arts/movies/story.html?id=389296

to bella666:

I love that article you posted. • Lose Jennifer Aniston as a rumoured love interest. She’s cute, but has come to personify dumped and desperate. I guess the pity party, and the succession of boyfriends have gained her a not-so-good reputation in HW now. Har har har! No matter how good her PR flack is, he did not choose the right way for her to go.

Jennifer should have gone the Nicole and JLo way of wishing the best when the ex’s SO had the baby, or the Reese, Uma, even Renee Z way where they said absolutely nothing about their exes, or refused to badmouth them in any way. Heck, Ryan Philippe whined more about the end of his marriage than Reese did, so people have accepted Reese’s relationship with Jake G without too much fanfare or drama.

Truth

If you see me bashing your idol you can go there critizing me for it. actulay i am there some times when posting about jen becuase you guys as usuall dragging her to satified your obessetion of triangle story and your jealousty.

truth

do not make it like the thead Anglina it called Braglina thread.

and also Jen is one human being attact when ever there is brad pity thread and Anglina thread. She has been bashed when ever thier two appear on the thread. do not make it it just aneglina only.

two to one human and she is the winner.

WE THE FANS OF THE JOLIE-PITTS CAN WRITE ON EVERY SINGLE THREAD AS WE WISH!

You are like your idol; only fat a s s…….

Treating me as a celebrity was great…. no comment.

Wow, bet, you are really illiterate and cannot post more than the waaah waaah and blha blha — you don’t even make sense anymore, and one can tell you are just cutting and pasting your comments without even bothering to see whether it actually meant something or is even relevant to the post you are “replying” to. Nah, this is no longer a sport, it’s a massacre. Meh, it’s no longer fun. So I will just leave you to your waaahs and blhas, and you can have Jennifer Aniston’s thread to yourself. I think I will watch the paint dry in my bathroom, gotta be more fun than this!

TO BET….# 202 jeopardy! @ 03/21/2008 at 11:33 am Wow, bet, you are really illiterate and cannot post more than the waaah waaah and blha blha — you don’t even make sense anymore, and one can tell you are just cutting and pasting your comments without even bothering to see whether it actually meant something or is even relevant to the post you are “replying” to. Nah, this is no longer a sport, it’s a massacre. Meh, it’s no longer fun. So I will just leave you to your waaahs and blhas, and you can have Jennifer Aniston’s thread to yourself. I think I will watch the paint dry in my bathroom, gotta be more fun than this!
me againAniston’s thread to yourself. I in , gotta be more fun than this!————————————————————————————————–she sounds alot like anustin only difference is she is brave enough to say more with more than 5 words. anustin does nothing but SAY negative stuff about aniston and has the same name WHICH IS VERY WEIRD. Keep it up bet your more interesting than that dimwit auniston, the 3 word wonder from h e ll

U S U C K JEAPORDY. BET IS NO DIFFERENT THAN 3/4 OF THE PEOPLE ON THIS BLOG. WHO MADE YOU BLOG POLICE FOR THE DAY?

I would like to see Jen jump in the ocean to cool off…lol

Yes lol! bit ch is back again. Save your worthiness lecture to your peers in ur trailer park.

You are actually a judgmental miserable worm who thinks they know everything about people just by reading at gossips .. now that someone else is doing that you cry foul ! Huh! Typical substandard slu t’s character.

And your comments show such class. Now we know what kind of family you belong to. Go to counselling first with your slutt y mom and felon dad and then come back here and give some lecture. Preach what you practice beyotch!

jeopardy! @ 03/21/2008 at 9:22 am

The difference between JLo and Kidman on one hand, and Aniston on the other, can be described in one word: class. They have it; she doesn’t. End of story.

Thanks for the approval…. I got you…….. Again…….

On forgot to mention…Only thing you got is an S’TD when ur customer was bang ing you covering your fug ly face with a paper bag. Run to the nearby clinic before it is too late!

Bet
1.I am a realist and lay out the facts as they are…
2.the truth hurts but there is nothing one can do about it
3.Your comments about me are flawed and without merit…do not attack me because I am blunt and honest
4.If you want to dispute my facts…GO ahead…..if you want to attack me, you only reveal how immature and pathetic you truly are
5. Go and watch the 20/20 interview where brad and jennifer were interviewed and the oprah show ….if you have the time so that you get ur facts right!

bet, don’t sweat it. I am not gonna listen to you because you are not a fair person. And I do not wanna keep responding to you because it just adds numbers to this thread. I do not want to help you make Aniston thread a hit. You are working sooooo hard, by the way, making you idol’s thread a hit. Me, I’ll pass. I have better things to do. Won’t you get a life, will ya!

why do you give hits to **** thread?
220 comments
You still keep her in the news
when will you understand???????????
LEAVE HER IN THE DARK

She lost a very good man, and she knows it. She could have had a baby during the Friends season where Rachel was pregnant, but she didn’t. I really don’t understand her thinking. I mean she was already 33 or 34 at that time. She waited way too long, and Brad got tired of it. Well, her loss and Angelina’s gain. Sorry, but that ’s the way see it.

pete @ 03/22/2008 at 9:16 pm she’s so hot , every real man who knows something bout asses wants to **** her
agree ??

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Then dumped her after…

http://www.spreadit.org/jennifer-aniston-bikini-photos-in-miami/

What a ****! Jenho parades around with her bikini bottoms up her ass crack to get attention. What is this ugly ***** going to do next? Go crotchless? She is an ugly ****** **** who cannot do comedy if her life depended on it. **** like Maniston should have been aborted. The best part of this ****** bit of **** ran down her mother’s leg.

What a sl.ut! Jenho parades around with her bikini bottoms up her ass crack to get attention. What is this ugly whor.e going to do next? Go crotchless? She is an ugly skan ky SL UT who cannot do comedy if her life depended on it. sh 1t like Maniston should have been aborted. The best part of this sl utty bit of sh 1it ran down her mother’s leg.

Why didnt these pictures land her on the tab covers? Could it be the tabs know her smelly bu-tt doesnt appeal to the public or are they just protectlng slu-tty aniston. Aniston must be on cra-ck to think that she can get her bu-tt on the magazine covers

HOT! she looks great

to bella666

Thank you very much for your information. I have the same opinion with you. Owen does not have to be funny all the time. As a matter of fact, I am some kind of longing to see him playing character like in “Behind the Enemy’s line.”

About Jen, I do wish she will do like what Deborah Kerr said once (in the question of Owen): “Someday, if you talk about it, I know you will, just be kind.”

To Hell with Aniston

Damn, she looks good. She’s almost 40 right? Wow, she could pass for 25, and it doesn’t even look like she’s had any work done. So she’s not the most beautiful woman in the world (for the record, my vote goes to Eva Green). I’m sure she’s a million times hotter than anyone posting here.

So none of you ever go on holiday with friends? Does Angelina never go on on holiday with friends? Thta’s just sad. If you have to knock the woman at least come up with something that doesn’t make you look like your only friend is the computer.

What is wrong with you people. You sound stupid and your spelling is outrageous. Jennifer Aniston is one of the best looking women in Hollywood. When she and Brad were together, they were a golden couple and they looked really happy. Now that Brad is with Angelina, he looks tired and uncomfortable all the time. He may not be, but he looks like it to me. When Angelina gets tired of him, he will be responsible for raising all those kids and she will find someone else. She always moves in on couples and then moves on after all the damage is done. I have to hand it to Jen, she is living the life I would live if I were a Hollywood star. Why do you people think that a woman has to have children in order to validate themselves. If she does or soesn’t want them that is up to her. If I were her I wouln’t want to mess up that pretty figure anyway. Her job is to look good, at least she has enough respect that she goes out in public looking good. She cannot help if photographers are snapping her all the time. She does not overly flaunt herself. She does not do things to another woman to hurt their feelings in public.

The following speaks for itself:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2007/02/11/svmarriage11.xml&page=1

Overdoing the sympathy ticket can backfire, though. After Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie, Aniston – initially the luckless victim – confessed to Vanity Fair that she sometimes threw herself a little ‘pity party’. Suddenly, she seemed not so much sympathetic as pathetic, wallowing in her thin-lipped grief while the statuesque Jolie went round the world doing good.

Aniston’s movie persona, never the stuff of legends, became degraded, too (her most recent roles, in Friends with Money and The Break-Up, saw her playing miserable, put-upon characters, which just added to the impression of neediness).We were left with a cruel thought that Aniston was punching above her weight all the time she was married to Pitt. For all his limited acting range, Pitt is a movie star through and through (as is Jolie), while Aniston remains just too small-screen.While she was half of ‘Brad and Jen’, she could play at being A-list. Divorce confirmed the sad truth, that her particular brand of adorable nose-wrinkling doesn’t cut the mustard with the big boys.

BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!

PEOPLE PLEASE DON´T DIE OF JEALOUS….

Oh AND ALSO
Omg how do you know she didn’t want children. Jennifer Aniston has said that children wern’t the issue, the issue was that Brad cheated on her.
And Brangelina Fans, when you say don’t be judgemental from what you hear from the media etc…and that how do you know the truth - we don’t - and there IS a possibilty that Brad and Angelina did nothing wrong but theres just as much chance that they slept together when Brad was married - like you say, no one knows the truth.

Actually Brad and Angelina have high box office earnings, but it’s just coz their pretty, including Brad Lol!

ROSE @ 03/31/2008 at 9:01 pm
Jennifer Aniston fans have CLASS unlike the brangelina fans.
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Suuuuuuure they do… Aniston’s fans have so much class they called The J-Pchildren racist names, hoped Angie would die in a plane crash or in childbirth, and hoped her expected baby would be bstillborn or handicapped. They posted sentiments like those and much worse all over the internet. Really classy, huh?

Go to HE-LL Aniston! & bring Rose with you. Gosh this woman is so pathetic.

HATE ANISTON SO VERY MUCH.

SHE’S A FRAUD & ROSE GOT DUPED BY THE MANIPULATIVE BEEYOTCH NAMED ANISTON!

Movies for the MiniVan

Jennifer Aniston has joined just about everyone else in Hollywood and has co-created her own production company called Echo:

“We’re drawn to stories about people finding their voice and finding their way because they help us … [make] sense of our lives through the stories of others. That’s why we chose the name Echo, to echo back an idea, a challenge, something that resonates through all of us.”

And there you have it: the new MiniVan Manifesto. Because when Oprah or when Jennifer Aniston decide to do something, it’s suddenly the most original idea in the world.

Not surprisingly, Aniston will be starring in most of her projects herself. Echo has already secured the film rights to estrogen vehicles Getting Rid of Matthew and The Divorce Party and is expected to move ahead on The Goree Girls – something about a group of women in prison starting a band. Now this I can’t wait to see. Especially if Jennifer Aniston is playing one of the convicts.

How will they style her hair for such a role?

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Aniston_creates_production_company_called_Echo.aspx

why is everyone bad mouthing jen and criticizing the way she looks, does it really matter obviously she feels fine the way she looks if she is willing to walk out with a bikini on.

255 bizzare @ 03/31/2008 at 9:30 pm
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There’s a 25 year difference between Michael Douglas and CZJones. I mean she was 5 when he was 30! :lol:

angelina jolie has an oscar- so bloody what? an oscar don’t define a good actor. Johnny Depp doesn’t have an oscar but everyone thinks he’s amazing. Brad Pitt even doesn’t have an oscar so you think he’s bad?????
just a point i needed to make x

Anuston and her fans are bitter because they know that anuston cannot find a guy half as good as brad pitt physically, financially and emotionally. There is only one brad pitt. Even vince and the other 5 guys left and never looked back. Hating brad and angie is only scaring the guys away from anuston and attracting negativity in her life.

I thought I might share this.

http://aycu11.webshots.com/image/49410/2003765156635813485_rs.jpg

Not that I’m complaining , but is she sure those bottoms are on in the right direction ? I think she should try ‘em on both ways just for your camera so wee can all see