Kerrbloom Suck Face @ Gas Station
Sun, 23 March 2008 at 12:34 am
Orlando Bloom enjoys a little make-out session with Victoria’s Secret angel Miranda Kerr at an Arco gas station in Hollywood on Saturday.
Kerrbloom stopped to fuel up Orly’s Audi A6 but they could not keep their hands off each other while the car’s gas tank was being filled!
At one point, Miranda started caressing Orlando’s neck. Awww.
BUCKLE UP, IT’S GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE…

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Hot couple.
lucky herr :]
they r ugly!
Better buckle up!! Hah!!
cute.
He could have done so much better!
frankly Miranda, i give a damn
She is Ugly.I don’t like he.
You know… she’s pretty now but she’s got that Cameron Diaz face. She will not age well. Wait 10 years or so… she’ll look just like Cami… and that is not a good thing.
Gorgeous couple.
Wait ’til the haters spot these.
This place is going to explode.
LOL
they are a cute couple, i wish them well
awww..wish them the best!
adorable
aww cute couple
i love orly!! he is so hot!
kerrbloom love it!!
very cute couple!!!
They make a totally cute couple. Much better than Orlando and Skelator from 2004-2007. I wish them the best, they’re going to need it!
They are good!!11!1^%$ they will be happy ^^ i saw many their &beautiful & pictruers at site interracialmatch.com/photo/blackloves .they are so happy ^^
Thanks for the kind words about my daughter. Niceness is the last thing I would have expected from this site, which has been distressing my daughter and our family for the past few months. Jealousy and hate gets you nowhere. Miranda is definitely a superstar and I’m glad people are putting aside their jealousy and starting to adore Randamay like the perfect woman she always has been. In 10 years time my daughter will have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, mark my words. She has been working her **** off for this moment and I’m glad her dreams of becoming the next Audrey are finally coming true. - John
so if this is her dad now was it really her mom the other night?
And really her the very first time on Sunday?(not the others-they copied)
LOL
This must have been a ‘do over’ from the mess on Thursday at the bike shop.
No one can watch that video and not see it was set up.
So this is give them all the things the other one failed -her in the front seat and him in the same frame.
I LOVE MIRANDA
I luv that girl, so cute, sweet and sexy
just watch, all the bitter and twisted haters will be along soon. By the way we all know that its two or three people doing most of the posting under lots of different names lol
a life needs to be got me thiiiiiiiiinks
You’re a ******* gullible prick.
yeah i agree they make quite a cute couple
Jared she isn’t a Victoria’s Secret Angel
He’s such a luck guy, Miranda’s soooooooo HAWT
They do make a good couple
Miranda your a babe and you should be with me
Miranda kerr is really pretty!!!
They look so cute together!!!
haha Kerrbloom i like it
CUTE
People shouldn’t get upset about these two. They are just celebrities who make a spectacle of themselves to get on gossip sites and tabloids. Miranda wants to be a celebutard just like Paris. That poster saying he’s her dad. Come on. A star on the Walk of Fame? LOL! You usually don’t get a star for walking around in your panties. We don’t see her unless she’s posing on the street or with Orlando.
As for Orlando, he became a celebrity by acting, but I don’t see anyone knocking his door down for roles. He hasn’t acted in any film roles for over a year. He did that theater work to try to drum up some credibility, but that really didn’t work for him. He got offered a small role, but then got ticked and quit at the last minute.
This couple will be the next Posh and Becks. Famous for getting their pictures taken all over the place but not much else.
They make a very good couple
Grow up
Well i’m glad i’m not a cynical old bag like you. I like really em both. There’s not to many good guys in the press these, lots of scum bags but not to many nice ones but these two have always come across as being very pleasant . Long may Kerrbloom live
So true!!
They’re perfect for each other– both bimbos.
john @ 03/23/2008 at 3:35 am
Thanks for the kind words about my daughter. Niceness is the last thing I would have expected from this site, which has been distressing my daughter and our family for the past few months. Jealousy and hate gets you nowhere. Miranda is definitely a superstar and I’m glad people are putting aside their jealousy and starting to adore Randamay like the perfect woman she always has been. In 10 years time my daughter will have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, mark my words. She has been working her **** off for this moment and I’m glad her dreams of becoming the next Audrey are finally coming true. - John
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Delusions of grandeur much…
ur ‘daughter’ is a wannabe i mean come on she hooked up with greasy bear - how can orlando vanilla mix with him
#33 hit the nail on the head
we are all entitled to our opinions goddammit!
Amanda Kerr is absolutely ugly!!
It has nothing to do with hating. Not because someone is slim and has certain features it means they are pretty or cute.
There is something about her face that is absolutely FUG.. Like that other person said, she has a Cameron Diaz type of butterface.
P.S.
He isn’t aging well either.. With his pertruding chin and her man chin, let’s hope they never have a daughter..
He used to be so hot..
lol your the same person talking to yourself , there’s a simple hack method for finding this out , all you have to do is no your coding , the server short cuts and how to do pinging and you can find out who’s posting haha you’ve been caught red handed
beautiful people,they belong together and Orly should marry her
………@ 39 and 40 and you as well. Thats so sad
No, I haven’t come back since I posted earlier at 33, sweetheart! I just wanted to add that Posh and Becks have money. I don’t think either one of these people have that kind of dough. They are probably just one step up from Spencer and Heidi. But they all love doing the PR pimping! Sorry fangirlies!
Lucky git, shes my dream woman
lol i thought he was still dating that Kate girl but well done orly she’s very cute
LOL. Ping away, do report back the results when you find that you are wrong. Why is it that several posts in agreement that “Kerrbloom” are a couple of ****** famewh0res with declining careers who deserve each other are somehow in collusion while the insipid posts declaring them cute are not? Hit a nerve, huh?
#37
wowza shes fit and id absolutely love to bang her
Come back down under girl we miss ya
ha you spelt Melbourne wrong you half wit but funny name it made me chuckle
I’d prefer her to pay a visit to Canada…..in particular my town…..or to be more precise my bedroom hehe
@33 and 37 and 38 @ 03/23/2008 at 7:39 am
lol your the same person talking to yourself , there’s a simple hack method for finding this out , all you have to do is no your coding , the server short cuts and how to do pinging and you can find out who’s posting haha you’ve been caught red handed
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wow ur an idiot
just cus i post an opposite opinion like a few others doesnt make the same person u mongtard
that method of yours is truly f’cked up man - where did u come up with that garbage
He is cut and she is UGLY I don’t think their relationship will last it’s so fake .
Just as predicted… All (3) of the shippers show up and pollute the board with a bunch of saccharin bullsh!t about these two @ssholes! I hope she’s paying you guys well because she is far from being mainstream. The only people that care are the posters on JJ.
Try getting picked up regularly by laineygossip.com or dlisted (without the Orly reference), then we’ll know for sure she’s headed to the bigtime. Won’t happen, they hate Orly’s guts, especially Lainey.
Surprise, a*sshole, not ONLY your hater oppinion is the only true one! I don’t like MK but hey, she’s making him happy and since HE has every right to be happy once in a while, let them have their fun! How about you go back to rant about your OWN life, you scum?
Fuch you B!tch, I never said my opinion was a true one , I’m just pointing out that their attempts to get her famous with all the pr stunts aren’t working. Mainstream doesn’t care about her because they don’t care about Orlando anymore. If they’re happy, good on their crack-headed @sses, but stop stuffing this hoe down our throats like she’s gonna be the next Heidi or Adriana when she’s not.
PS . I’m naturally a size 2 and don’t have to starve and go on juice diets to stay thin, so you can kiss the roundest part of my skinny @ss! Hater.
LOL!!! You’re pathetic. Size 2 myself. Yet I’m not as greedy and uber-pms-ing all the time like you are
Why do you think they are crack-headed? Because THEY can afford driving an Audi and shopping for 400$ chairs and are back to working REALLY soon while you spend Easter with your hatefull comments?
Oh, I know. Need a good f*ck, right? The one Miranda is getting? LOL
Poor, pathetic you.
very funny how they all came on in the middle of the night in the US to flood the boards to make it seem like Miranda had fans.
@56
who said anything about a $400 chair?
Unless you do know her and its true she does have
her family posting for her.
I’m neither her family nor one of her friends. The thing with the 400$ chair can be read on OL.
Quick information, dear! Unless YOU do know her it’s NOT true that only her family post positive remarks about these two! WORKS BOTH WAYS!! OOOPS!!!
“Oh, I know. Need a good f*ck, right? The one Miranda is getting? LOL”
No, like the one his boyfriend is giving him when they’re pretending he’s straight for the cameras. You juveniles kill me trying to validate yourselves with who you’re fuccking. ROTFLMAO
“Why do you think they are crack-headed? Because THEY can afford driving an Audi and shopping for 400$ chairs and are back to working REALLY soon while you spend Easter with your hatefull comments?”
I don’t care what they do for a living, as I am a tax lawyer and can afford to buy those things myself, ok honey? Alright sweetie?
She’s never gonna be famous just for strutting in her undies. She’d better get a new hustle and start banging Brad Pitt pronto because Buddha Boy can’t do it for her. The day she gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is the day I present it to her. Give it up.
There are shopping pics out on the internet where Orlando can be seen “purchasing” some expensive chairs and other stuff. The funniest part about it it that I believe he is seen wearing a shirt with the store’s name on it! Why is that funny, you may ask? Because everyone knows that one of the oldest PR stunts in the celeb world is to go to stores and be papped hauling stuff out with the name of the store visible. That way the store gives you either a discount or freebies! It’s called SWAG, sweeties! Funny how all of this pap stuff starts to happen just as he pulls out of the only film he had lined up!
Leave it alone sillybilly, you can clearly tell she’s one of Randa’s shippers because they always bring up sex and money. And when you present that talentless hack with her star, I’ll be there taking her picture.
lol. Do you have a link or is that at ol as well.
@61
lol. Is there a link for that or is it an olove thing as well?
is he down to doing the freebies now? pr stunts and freebies
Oh yeah, so YOU as a taxlawyer have nothing better to do than rant about someone you don’t know. Speaking of Buddha, all your hate will come back to you soon, HONEY. Can’t wait to see you lying in the gutter with nothing but a carton box for a house. =)
Buddha Boy is over? HAH! You haven’t seen anything yet, BABE!
hey 19
just wondering how you like these pictures of your “daughter” who has always been ‘perfect’?
http://www.thefashionspot.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4155637&postcount=4138
Shut your cakehole, dumba*ss. I’m no frigging shipper. I don’t like MK at all, I am just overly amused at how you sad, sad beings invest all your time and energy in someone you don’t know sh’t about. HAHAHA, I could watch you ALL day long!!! Unfortunately I DO have a real life that needs me right now so I’ll be back in…ah, perhaps tomorrow. You lot spend your sunday with hating.
He evidently “bought” 2 chairs and a coffee table at the Surfing Cowboy furniture store. Here’s the best picture of the sweatshirt.
http://img155.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=57398_004_122_908lo.jpg
Do you think he bought one and got the second one free?
I love it when the haters claim that there are only three or four “shippers”, yet almost all of their posts have the same tone, and/or claims. The haters are the ones that number in the single digits. People who are so sad in their daily lives that they stalk the internet for information on a girl that has done absolutely nothing to them. They will post “insider” information that has been proven over and over again, as being laughably incorrect, in an attempt to smear her name. The make claims, stated as fact, that are libelous. If Miranda did have family check out this site (and no, I don’t believe for a minute that it was really her father posting here) they should file complaints against a lot of posters here. The post may be anon, but Jared has your e-mail addresses. Hate all you want, but don’t lie, and don’t try to pretend that the world agrees with you.
I like that sweatshirt.
Knowing Orlando, he thought that it was cool, and just put it on. Kind of like that old Harley Davidson t-shirt that he used to wear. Doesn’t mean that he got a Harley free.
The man is worth more than 30 million. I don’t think that he needs to get anything for free.
I want one of those shirts, too.
John your daughter sooooooooo Ugly. We don’t like her!!!!!!!
Ewww, no wonder I stopped coming to this site. For f*ck’s sake, everyone has an IQ of 60 or lower… chill out and control the PMS people.
They’re only celebs not people you know personally so don’t get your panties all bunched up when you realize they’re not puuuurrfect! *eye roll*
For those of you who don’t like these two I’ll tell you an obvious secret: the less attention you give them the more quickly they’ll go away. They only get significant coverage they get are on blogs so if you stop giving their posts hits and showing interest the less you’ll see of them. Just a suggestion.
HOTT
It’s unhealthy. Worshipping/ hating their a$$es and wasting you time over strangers are both crazy extremes.
Love him! Can’t wait for his next movie. Keeping my opinions to myself about his love life. I just love seeing him smile.
They do make an adorable pair. More power to them and I wish them both the best life has to offer. Just ignore the haters. They’re obviously unhappy people with some serious issues involving misdirected anger and rage. Lovely couple!
ugly and silly girl
no one really cares about her
despereate and no real beauty
there are celebrities who i respect but this miranduh (whoever) girl is like trashy
getting gas?
Oh well Miranda, it’s not the oscars but it’s a start.
you keep trying honey, you might get there one day
three set up pics in one weekend. busy busy.
oh, 4 if you count the airport.
ashame….he never really showed us his acting potential
what a plain ang ugly girl
forgot to add, you should give Rumer Willis a call she will tell you
all about it. She has some really cool pictures from there too. You may have seen them in that Aussie mag already though.
I’m sure it was lots of fun.
Tara Reid can tell you too. Jay’s new friend, remember her? even she went to Elton’s party.
have you seen an interview of this female no life dudette? (don’t)
she comes off as the most stupid, meanest, and self centered person i ever met
hamsters are cooler and more attractive
ugly chick of somesort
I am so jealous! Miranda does seem like a lovely, sweet girl though. They do make an adorable couple.
jealous of what?
This place is becoming a damn cabbage patch kid reunion! How many other members of the Kerr family are going to show up?
Miranda is what she is, just ask her exboyfriend. The knife she left in his back, clearly shows how “sweet and kind” Miranda is. Hey Kerr family you must be very proud! It takes a special kind of person to cheat and double cross her way to the top.
**** YOU ALL! ORLANDO BLOOM IS A PATHETIC BOGAN LOSER WITH AN EVIL HEART AND NO ONE BUT YOU ******* LOVE HIM! A TRUE GENTLEMAN DOESN’T FORCE A GIRL TO TAKE IT UP THE ***!!!!!
Thanks Bi!ches. Happy Easter to you too.
Keep the laughs coming please.
Go back to the cabbage patch, where you won’t have to take it up the ***. Darling daughters don’t post about their encounters, silly girl.
LOL - well, I guess that settles it once and for all. ”*******” is obviously NOT Miranda. D’ya think? (Poor delusional attention-starved kiddie.)
lol no sh*t sherlock. btw i’m a b!tches imposter cuz ppl actually bought the crap from the REAL b!tches…
best couple ever — aries & capricorn = perfect match
ugly girl
miranda kerr is drop dead gorgeous.
shes my favorite victorias secret model
along with adriana lima
“*******” I have read all the comments and yours is the one which has called my attention most. You talk about Orlando as if you knew him really well. I wonder what are the reasons you have to say every single word. And I am really curious.
an evil heart? no one love him but fans or people don’t know him personally? a girl forced to take it up the *** Sorry, but I can read the word behind the astherics. who girl you are getting at? forced? force someone to do something? do what?
whatever the truth may be, there is something not fitting. If Mr. Bloom has always been so secretive and kept his private life for himself, I can’t understand the reason why the day at the Ducatti it seemed they didn’t want to be seen together and in some hours, they kiss each other in front of a camera. .No paps. the pics are neat and taken in a short distance. Who could know they were going to be at that station or running out of petrol… why arent there bodyguards if they want to keep it for themselves. I have read that some pr sign a contract with magazines so that they don’t publish a scandalous exclusive in exchange for some pics or a milder exclusive. In that case, could this be a deal in which she is the part who win more? is there something about Mr. Bloom that could require to keep secret? Personally I think it is all that business… a couple is a question of personalities and meeting the partner’s needs. I don’t think none of both can meet the other expectations.
weren’t there pictures from the airport that said she left on Friday?
My friend thinks these were all taken within a couple of days and possibly released slowly. At least some of them had to be labeled wrong since if she was at the Ducatti shop on Thursday and the gas station of Saturday, she wasn’t coming or going on Friday from LAX.
Sad. She’s so low-rate that not only does VS pretty much drop her, she couldn’t even pass the audtions as Leo Dicaprio’s trophy model girlfriend and he’s had just about EVERY model! SO she has to settle to us Orlando at the END of his career where he’s no longer a hot property anymore while other actors his age are getting nominated for Oscars. She’s a s1ut, but a stupid s1ut because her golddigging skills aren’t good at all.
Jared,
How about Orlanda, Mirando or even Orla? I’m really loving the Kerrbloom moniker.
Thx!
Wow! You’ve gotta admit. ‘Randa has her watchdogs out in full force today. I’ve never seen this many people stick up for her or post all these “kind” comments about her during the first 50 post, which further lets me know that they are SHIPPERS! If she’s going through great lengths to keep posters on JJ in check, what the hell is she ready to do for the rest of the general public?
Another of these pathetic haters. And always that same argument - which is, matter of fact so STUPID that it’s actually quite hilarious. More people that are at ease with these two as long as they seem happy mean Miranda has to pay them all off because NO OTHER OPINION than the hater-one is right? Your friends must love you for your kind heart, sillybilly. =)
He’s very hot!!! And she’s does’nt look like an agel she just like Angelina Jolie
He’s very hot!!! And she’s does’nt look like an angel, she just like Angelina Jolie
The same way you feel like everyone that is calling them out on their sh!t and is a hater, I have a right to argue that those of you who are OVERLY passionate about these two are shippers. You don’t like it, get the fucc off the board. Oh, that’s right, you’re getting paid to be here!
There are plenty of celebs with noncelebs hooking up in Hollywood all the time and you don’t see their women talking to the tabs or doing pap setups just to keep both their names in the press. Go be happy together in private. No one cares about their dog-siting, one night stands, or smelly ass drawers! You don’t hear media-savvy celebs putting crap like this in the press and they still maintain their dignity and popularity.
@101 - You know as well as I do that Orlando would never pimp himself or a relationship out for the press! Wink, wink. This is just the same old thing for him and her. All of this toying around with the press in recent months has just been to drum up interest in the pair. Neither of them are doing much of anything professionally, and they both believe that bad press is better than no press. The sad thing is that list route leads straight to the z-list. Maybe they’ll have a show on VH-1.
You know, arguing with you just doesn’t make any sense. It’s like talking to a wall; only via internet. You go on believing that I and all the others that don’t hate get paid for this and that Orlando and Miranda are the worst celebrity couple EVER! lol.
Neither of them are doing much of anything professionally?! HELLO??? Orlando was in a more than well-going Westend play in London, MK just recently hosted an event for VS AND Orlando had to get out of one of his next movies because it wasn’t going to work out with his schedules for another movie that he is working on since early December!!! You don’t know ANYTHING so go back to where you come from, you scumb*g!!
L O Freakin’ L
She hosted the dlist event of the year with the likes of Brody Jenner and Vanessa whatshername.
Notice the classly -better known girls that they use for like the superbowl and magazine covers didn’t have to do that lamo thing but they sent her to do it,
LOL. Doing twister in front of a bunch of college kids? And you are bragging about that as her work?
I agree; I think she certainly seems to get stuck with the D-list VS events. Maybe she needs to start working at her profession instead of trying to pimp out her relationship to Orlando for fame and gain.
The pics of her at the airport were of her leaving, which means the pics we’re seeing now had to have been taken a day or two before the airport pic, right?
she reminds of the cheerleader from Highschool who treats her guy like an arm trophy.
I just think she’s a little too preteen for him and still kinnda childish.
Yeah and all the haters are paid by Kerrs ex boyfriend to post here…
JARED
mirlando sounds cute….. I THINK BETTER THAN KERRBLOOM.LOL
ew..
i’d love to see more hate comments about kerrbloom.
they’re a bad couple.
don’t get me wrong, i love orlando bloom.
but i HATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE miranda kerr.
i mean seriously.
a victoria’s secret model?
orlando could do so much better than her.
>.<
Anyone that calls either ugly is clearly jealous.
no real unique beauty and their careers will most likely go as they age
To everyone who calls my daughter ugly: Randa is from a very small country town in Aussie. She got discovered at age 13. She earned hundreds of thousands of dollars in her teens due to her striking beauty - and then got signed to the top model agency in New York City. She is now a multi-millionaire by the age of 23 and is getting swept off her feet by a Hollywood superstar. Oh, and to make you hate her even more: she is a lovely, well-liked person with a supportive family and zillions of friends. You all wish you were her. - John
they make a cute couple. orlando is cute and miranda is pretty and looks like a nice girl. she is my favorite model right now. she and him look happy together and it is nice that they have found love.
cute couple. hope it can last..:)
Jared,
How about Orlanda, Mirando or even Orla? I’m really loving the Kerrbloom moniker.
Thx!
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Sorry. Type-O. I meant that I’m not loving Kerrbloom.
if she is so confident in all of those things why are you here posting on a messge board? Somehow I doubt many other “superstars” parents post on boards about their kids. or at least admit it,
and lol about being swept off her feet. Its quite the open joke about how he has treated her.
Really funny how she didn’t go to the oscar parties but said he was in Asia. Then how all those pictures of him and someone else ended up in a tabloid in your home county. You do know those were private pictures so he gave permission to do that right?
lol at flying in and out for a few setup pap pictures.
Daddy dear you forgot to mention how your little sweetheart is a lying cheat. As for wishing to be her, sorry, even as a small child, I never wished to be a cabbage patch kid. Can’t say I ever wanted to be a **** either.
Thanks for the laugh.
@John. Are you really her father? I don’t see how you can read comments on this site (past and present) and not demand your daughter break up with him. If she were my daughter, I’d lock her in the attic for her own safety. Hell, Orlando better keep looking over his shoulder in case his “fans” find him. These people are CRAZY!
Your the hottest girl on the planet and lol to the jealous haters
Franckly, I don’t buy it, ok together but it won’t last; he’s going to get tired of her, she doesn’t have anything to offer to him.
As for her, i just don’t find anything cute/hot/wow at all, in the profile photos from the motorcycle shop the other day, she scared me ewww, the double chin and falling cheeks ouchh.
And as for her having a star mouhahahaha, more like loosing her undies on it, but not having one, for what reason anyway? sucking up to Orli to try to be famous! Some people like her, i don’t at all.
Come to england miranda and bring your some of your model mates with ya
Your really getting off on pointing out the flaws in people aren’t you. I think the only people that could see the flaws that you pointed out are people that see through very lonely, bitter, hateful eyes. If you’ve got nothing intelligent or good to say then why don’t you just button it !
aw they’re adorable. dont hate
You’re so beatiful Miranda
I’D LOVE TO BONE YOU MIRANDA
haha Kerrbloom i like it