Kerrbloom Hold Hands
Hollywood’s hottest “couple of the moment” Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr go for a Monday romantic dinner in Los Feliz, Calif.
Earlier in the day, Miranda was seen in a sundress, pampering herself with a mani-pedi at the Diamond Nails and Spa. She even drove his car (Audi A6)!
Here’s People’s latest sighting of the cute couple: “Orlando Bloom, sharing a quiet dinner with model girlfriend Miranda Kerr at La Poubelle in Los Angeles. After their meal, the two walked onto the patio, where Bloom warmly greeted actor David Thewlis, who was celebrating his birthday with partner Anna Friel (Pushing Daisies) and a large group of friends inside the restaurant. The guys shared an animated conversation, laughing and chatting while Kerr waited patiently. Bloom and his girlfriend then walked over to a nearby bookstore, cuddling as they decided what to buy.”








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First?? How cute!!
at first i thought she looked pretty and cute, but now not so much
he doesn’t look so good lately. come one orlando do a movie.
and she gets her very own paparazzi pictures all on her own. everything she always wanted!
wow, what the hell is she wearing in the long dress pics?
She IS pretty and cute and I”M HAPPY for them!!!
He doesn’t look so good, maybe it’s just the picture angle he needs to get back to doing a movie
let the lying cheats be.
If they don’t care about how they hurt people then let them
fade away.
His true character has really come out in all of this.
Let the threads die and their careers will too.
Awesome couple but fuucking hilarious at the midget in the background of Miranda. ha.
Wow she’s really ugly without makeup.
So basically neither one of them are working and this is the only way they can get attention? I really didn’t expect Orlando to fall so fast.
i guess she doesn’t mind his smell.
They both need to shower.
I guess she changed her mind about his stinky groin if he is going to
throw her a bone afterall.
Oh well, Miranda, as Michael k said, learn to inhale better.
she is the only model i have seen with a double chin
Orlando’s once promising career has been reduced to pap set ups with a cabbage-patch faced panty model
I think orly needs to grow up .I don’t think this is a promising relationship at all .I think when it comes to his career he is going to have to digg himself out of this hole he got himself into. I give this relatioship 4-6 months and then she grab on to someone more famous just like she did jay.I just hope dude grows up in time before everything he worked so hard for goes up in smoke.Maybe he needs these types of lessons so he can grow up.
#16 : how sad (but true)
“with a cabbage-patch faced panty model”
she does look like a cabbage patch kid!!!
*sobs* No really.. they look cute together. Best wishes.
I think orly needs to grow up .I don’t think this is a promising relationship at all .I think when it comes to his career he is going to have to digg himself out of this hole he got himself into. I give this relatioship 4-6 months and then she grab on to someone more famous just like she did jay.I just hope dude grows up in time before everything he worked so hard for goes up in smoke.Maybe he needs these types of lessons so he can grow up. I’m surpised that nobody has pulled him aside and told him about self yet .I believe life will eventually kick him in the ass and then he’ll grow up. I thought he was buddist don’t they teach them to go without sex and watch the people around you.
They don’t teach to go without sex, they just avoid sexual promiscuity for the gratification only.
She likes older.She is very Ugly lady!!!!
she is horrible!!!!!
orlando is too hot and can get whoever he wants…
better choice next time, mr bloom
La odiooooo :@
no la puedo ni verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr LALI
orlando para ser feliz tiene q estar solo en su vidaaaaaaaaaaa ¬¬
o conmigo :P
te amo mi vidaaaaaaaaaa
Most of what Orlando does is against his buddhist beliefs.
It is all a sham.
He claimed to be a buddhist when he was sleeping with her and she was with Jay.
He also ‘converted’ her during that time. Very odd. Kind of like a pastor sleeping with someone he is bringing to Christianity -which teaches no sex out of marriage. Buddhism is not that strick but they do say cheating and hurting others is bad. So this relationship was founded on hurting others yet they both try and sell the religious image in the press.
Give him a year or less. He will be forgotten like Corey Feldman (sp?)
i hate her!!! :@
(habia q escribir en ingles ) :P
sorry sorry jajaja
i’m her wife ¬¬
i think the same that jor :)
His ex-girl Kate is way too thin but she has beautiful, classically refined face so I have to say this is a downgrade. This girl has a greasy smushy face and yikes a double chin. How in the world did she become a model? It must be her long legs because it ain’t her face. And people thought him breaking up with Kate would be a good thing he’s been going downhill ever since HA!
Funny that Kate gets more modeling jobs as well. HA! HA! HA!
If you all are SOOOOOO certain about his career being TOTALLY, LIKE, DEAD (and go on with ignoring the fact that he had to drop one of his movie projects because it didn’t work schedule wise with his other project - man, he’s really just as out of work as you lot are!), then júst stop the f*ck commenting!!! ARE YOU GUYS THAT STUPID OR WHAT???
#25, you don’t know jack about Buddhism, obviously. Or about their relationship, for that matter.
I’m just relieved it’s not all the clock-and-dagger stuff that went on with Kate. And I’m glad to see him happy, which is what matters. (Is that Buddhist enough for ya?)
good point. Kate has a ton of modeling gigs and its only her part time job. She does Calvin Klien and Coach and I think some others.And she has been on the cover of Vogue! Go Kate
Greasy cabbage face hardly works for VS and they send her to the dlist events.Don’t think she has any other set contracts
@28. He had a VERY minor part in Education. Neither of these two roles are going to do much for his career. Please, check out Leo’s schedule on imdb compared to this clowns.
#28 he dropped out of An Education because of a “misunderstanding” not scheduling conflicts. The writer himself said so. The scheduling bit was a PR excuse so he wouldn’t look bad. The truth is the other movie, The Red Circle, is nowhere near ready to shoot. It has no cast, no crew and no secured shooting locations. It’ s just in the planning stages. In fact he was supposed to do another film with his Haven director called The Trespasser but that fell thru as well. His career is going nowhere. If Hollywood was knocking down his door he wouldn’t be settling for making cheesy Japanese commercials.
So, where can I buy that time machine that you use to go see his future? I have some exams at college coming up and I could really use a little glimpse on the questions then!
You are laughable. You and your over-holy know-everything-better self.
Oh, and I forgot - Why the F*U*C*K is someone like you that OBVIOUSLY hates this guy THAT much still totally informed about every **** he does??? Sweet Jesus, you certainly need help, woman!
Brad Pitt just has a commercial campaing flowing in Germany. Angelina Jolie, also Brad, George Clooney and a lot other people that are “Hollywood stars” do commercials. So just because it’s Mr. Bloom it’s suddenly the nail to his carreer coffin? Lol, you lot are totally pathetic and laughable
What projects? There are no projects announced or confirmed for Orlando on IMDB, Variety, or the Hollywood Reporter. How can you have a scheduling conflict if you have nothing scheduled?
I guess people will believe the “scheduling conflict” crap when they see An Education wrap shooting before the other movie even starts. It’s not hard to see his career isn’t going well at the moment but at least his love life is doing better and look he wants to show it off to the paps who he usually hates. This guy is such a contradiction
#34 all of those people you mentioned have several projects lined up and even an Oscar on their mantle. Their not hurting for work like Bloom.
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This guy is such a contradiction
He likes his privacy but hangs out where he’ll be seen
He presents himself as a down to earth homeboy but lives in the Hollywood Hills
He claims to want to do serious projects but films hideous sellout commercials
He supports environmental causes but drives a non environmental car
I feel bad for him though. He really tried to improve his credibility with play he did in London but the reviews were mixed and he didn’t garner the respect that Daniel Radcliff managed.
I won’t say his career is over. If Ashton Kutcher can get films then Orlando should be able to manage.
could someone explain to me why people would call their own restaurant ‘the trash can’?
could someone explain to me why people would call their own restaurant ‘the trash can’?
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Because they know half the idiots in Hollywood would have no idea what it meant.
he’s been ugly for a while now
I am sorry but this chick has a serious BUTTERFACE!! Give her 10 years and she will look like SH*T in the face.. Something like Cameraman Diaz!
I don’t like them together. When I see them together, it’s like, “Oh, fun! She bought her dad along with her.”
Please stop defending him! You’re ruining it for the rest of us. The comments section on gossip blogs is for talking sh!t about celebrities. Surely there are some Orlando fan forums out there where you can gush and squee over his every move. Other fans don’t act like this. They let us be.
Thank goodness the other gossip blogs don’t mention him or they’d be on those, too.
Does she really only have 4 toes on her right foot? Guess she won’t be modeling sandals any time soon. How’d she pay for the mani/pedi? she’s got no wallet, etc. Oh, is this just a photo op then? I see.
Does she really only have 4 toes on her right foot? Guess she won’t be modeling sandals any time soon. How’d she pay for the mani/pedi? she’s got no wallet, etc. Oh, is this just a photo op then? I see.
oooo….It does look like she only has four toes in that picture.
how does she keep getting paped? she hasn’t been with Orlando long enough for ppl to know she’s his girlfriend, and she definitely famous enough on her own
I just checked IMDB and again someone started a thread saying they couldn’t respect him any longer knowing he was a willing cheater and knew he was causing someone else pain.
I know about 12 people personally from online communites that have said in private pm’s that they were done. I guess that makes 13.
No, thats not a lot in the big scheme of things but I think that if one person knows that many fans personally who express that it says a lot. I imagine there are a lot more than that from the things I have read here as well
I know people feel hurt and cheated that they gave him the support and loyalty and bought the image he had and he really spit in the face of all that support.They wanted to think he was really a good guy.No, it isnt about expecting him to be perfect but to at least be a decent person who cares about the people around him.
He clearly doesn’t. You can not do what he did and not have a cold heart.
Can you prove it? No, I can’t prove to you that gravity exist but we know it is there. There is enough evidence there to know what happened without the need of a sex tape, although I wouldn’t be surprised if that comes next with these two.
They’ve been seeing each other for nearly a year already, the photographers are just catching on now and they’re hiding it less. Get real.
well they’ve been keeping it so hush hush that ppl didn’t really know she was his girlfriend (esp. since she went on and on about the guy she was also still seeing, Jay or whatever) same difference
Nearly a year? hmm? she was saying how in love with Jay she was as late as August?
hmmm?
Wonder if she will do the same thing to Orlando.
You know what they say “If they will cheat WITH you they will cheat ON you”
He looks like a scummy bum these days. No style, no charm, no shame… good ridance Orlando Bloom. See you on TMZ trying to paw your way into a hotel room after a night of boozing, whining about your lack-luster career and how you once had it all. I wonder if Miranda will be there then?
HMMMMMMMMMM….. They look good together!!!!
http://www.theocseries.blogspot.com …..
Did they call the paps every day, what’s up with all the pr bullshit. Orlando please go back to work.
He’s going to be shooting “A red circle” sometime in April or May.
@imdb board - oh yes and we KNOW how everyone who posts there is a ‘fan’ and who they say they are. It’s as bad as here, if not worse. (And half of them are Carmen.)
Gravity exists because we do have proof - remember the apple falling on Sir Isaac Newton’s head? All the garbage written about the supposed ‘cheating’ has been all via rumors here, imdb, and other blogs. (And someone purporting to be an ex-boyfriend? ANYONE can pretend to be anyone on the internets. Photos taken in NYC last year means they were doing the nasty? Not necessarily. Maybe that’s where they met, have you ever thought about that? Men and women DO often become friends before they’re lovers - in fact, that’s the best way to do it. But that doesn’t make a juicy story, does it? The first time they were ever reported as being seen in the same vicinity since NYC was at the Victoria’s Secret shindig in, what, October?
I have no illusions that he’s perfect, but as he’s never done anything to personally offend me, never seems to have anything bad to say about others, and people who actually KNOW him or even MET him have nothing but nice things to say - I’ll go on that. Not the ramblings of a bunch of malcontents or people just killing time by writing garbage about celebs and/or other people just to get others riled up. If one is upset enough to base whether or not they’re a fan of someone because of stuff on the web - they’re doomed to disappointment no matter who they like.
@49
Dont think to much you don’t own the right equipement for this.
Get a life for peter’s sake!
check out miranda’s cabbage patch midget sister in the background of that picture of her walking to the car in that hideous dress
LMFAO !
If that is true about jay then I feel sorry for orly because what goes around comes around.Ialso think a dose of reality will serve him well to make him grow up.Some times it takes life to whoop your ass real good to do that.I really want to know how his family feels about her. I also noticed that the photos are from the same agency as the ones from the gas station.
i also can”t believe orlando would let her drive his car not a very good choice buddy because what if she had gotten in to a car wreck and it would all go back on him i can just see it now
miranda- um orlando sweetie i just wrecked your car
orlando- you did what
miranda- well it was all the pap”s fault
please orlando grow up and miranda you miss thing need to get your ass back home and leave orlando alone so he can get his ass back to work
I do not like to see them together.
She seems to be a show off and I don’t like this type of people.
I’m Orlando’s fan and I’m not jealous at her , I’m just being honest.
In my opinion, Miranda isn’t the woman of Orlando’s life .
i agree with you 100% glaucia im also a fan of orlando”s i just think he needs to grow up and i know he can do better i just think she”s using him and like i said before miranda get youre ass back home please we are all getting tired of this bullshit leave orlando alone dammit and good grief she is
U- G-L-Y- YOU AIN” GOT NO ALIBI U UGLY
IT SHOULD BE MORE LIKE THIS KERR PLUNK IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN
He looks like a pedo. Yuck!
LOL, that’s about the size of it, isn’t it? I really think Orlando’s being used here. Wonder if he’s aware of how much she’s been dropping his name ever since they were first linked together.
HOTTEST COUPLE OF THE MOMENT???? I DONT THINK SO!!
HE IS WASHED UP STAR, AND SHE IS AN ATTENTION SEEKING AIRHEAD MODEL, WHOS CAREER WASNT GOING ANYWHERE IN AUSTRALIA SO SHE HAD TO COME HERE
MIRANDA KERR GET A LIFE AND STOP ANNOYING US..
JARED U REALLY NEED TO STOP POSTING ABOUT THESE ATTENTION SEEKERS…I THINK YOUR KIND OF OBSESSED.
Wow, you are just a fountain of knowledge aren’t you?
Someone “isn’t making it” in Australia, so they come to one of the the toughest markets to try their luck at modeling. That’s kind of like saying, “well, I wasn’t accepted into my church coir, so now I’m going to try my luck at the Metropolital Opera House”.
She not only was brave enough to go to NY, she was good enough to land runway work almost immediately, and is now owner of a lucrative contract with Victoria Secret, and has appeared on the cover of several major fashion magazines.
He has more money than he could ever need, and could retire if he wanted to, but is still a sought after actor.
Hate all you want, but that won’t change the facts.
And another thing…you seek out posts on people that you seem to despise…..I think that “your” the one who is obsessed, not Jared.
Do you people have anything positive to say at all??
It’s a running joke on a lot of the boards about buddha boy how all these pap things have been set up over the last few days.
Now someone posted the link to a tmz show where Orlando plays
dumb and ask the camera man how they knew they were there.
LOL. They try too hard.
I really thought this place would be jumpin’ and close to hundreds of posts by now. Seems awfully quiet.
He looks like he did when he was doing his play. Kind of pale with that “p*rn stache” thing on his upper lip. I have definately seen better pictures of him.
There was an article in The Courier about the two of them. I figured it being a paper from her home town that if would be a tad more flattering. It made reference to them being together for about a year now, twice. I was curious as to why they would do that.
There really does seem to be a lot of speculation about this relationship and it’s validity. Why is that?
I think he is beginning to wonder how the paps have found him every day since Miranda got into town. He wasn’t seen for almost two weeks, and then she shows ut and they find them every day. Hmm a more intelligent person than poor Orli, might be able to put it together, but I don’t think he is operating with a full deck. So he is pretty much what he deserves.
he looks really bad, it is sad that he has fallen to this, cheater for a gf, and he looks like a mess
he had a career and now he doesn’t. He had fans, now, not so much, taste in girlfriends, nope hasn’t got that either. Sad sad boy/man What was cute in his 20’s is now just silly.
splash has pictures of Orlando from a charity thing last night and none of the cabbage face kid. Did she have to miss another alist event? It was star studded.
I’m sure we will get another excuse that she had to get up early or something. LOL.
I remember on one of the older boards on this site .That someone said that mirada wanted orlando to stay with her until she got a renewed contract with victoria secrets.So could this be what there doing getting her name out there and then going there seperate ways once everything is done.
you probably aren’t far off.
This whole thing is being laughed at on other boards
No one gets papped at that much.
She was singing a different tune about him to other people just over a week ago.
People are laughing at her its so funny. she will do anything.
So far do we know of any real jobs she has besides playing twister with horny drunk boys?
She always ends up looking so pathetic.
The Courier references to Miranda and Orlando being together for about a year are interesting since Miranda and Jay, her long-term ex-boyfriend broke up only 6 months ago. The math isn’t pretty.
I have to agree. I figured they would be more positive towards her and this “relationship” that they fought so hard to promote at times.
I must LOL at the small number of comments here. Until they went “official”, each of them got HUNDREDS of comments, and now that they’re together… L O effin’ L!
It certainly does seem that way doesn’t it? It’s close to being that no one really cares. Once the cat is out of the bag there is nothing to speculate about. It really is a lol moment.
I think before it was people who still thought he might have a modicum of class, now that he has confirmed he has none it isn’t that interesting. They both cheated, they are together, neither one of them have any definite work lined up. I know all the ones who adore Orlando are saying he left Education because he is working on the red cricle movie and it is gonna be big. There is nothing definite about it, and name one Johhny To movie that hit it really big in US? I think he was kicked off education. or left in a snit and now he is getting his name out there by playing the famewhore game with his model/actress girlfriend who is a fellow cheater, and trying to convince his fans that Red Circle is gonna be big, and I have heard rumors of another period piece hero blockbuster type thing with Disney. I am just wondering how long before he sells his house in London, and upgrades his house in LA,. cause he is a Hollywood ******* to the max now.
I almost wonder if she doesn’t have some pictures and video’s she is using to black mail him. Never saw him so lovey dovey with Kate, or at least not until they had been gonna out for a long time. Still not taking her to the big events, which everyone knows that she loves. He and she are just a joke now, and maybe she will give him the pictures after he lets her ***** enough fame off of him
HOAX? LOL. Who would have believed that. She isn’t that clever to pull that off. She is hardly the cleverest tool in the box is she?
Joke is still on your randamay and it always will be.Give it up it is getting so, so boring.
BTW: Loved your catwalk in the bike store. Too bad you haven’t been able to use it much elsewhere in any real shows lately. Please keep us laughing. Haven’t had such a laugh in ages. Thanks for that.
Oh and John, I have to ask…which is the family favourite…the “She is F’ing Orlando Bloom” Eonline article or the Daily Telegraph’s “You’re a ****”article? They’re both classics so its hard to chose I know.
What a dysfunctional mess you always leave behind don’t you love?. Some things never change do they??. And that for sure aint no hoax.
If a tree falls in forest and no one is around to hear it, does it really make a sound? and if the paps aren’t there to catch you do you really exist?”Such deep questions we all have to ask ourselves at some point in life.
Ah, forget about it..don’t think so deeply randa, just keep working on that smelly groin until you gag. At least you aren’t eating and its better than a juice fast. At least for him…..
@83, I am sad to admit but I agree. If my partner would pull that “tee-hee, it’s just a phone” trick, I would be sssooooo embarrassed, I don’t know, what I’d do, but he wouldn’t get a chance to, khm, canoodle or kiss for months. If he’s fine with her, he either doesn’t know or doesn’t care, and I don’t know which is worse.
I would like to believe that he has some idea what has been going on around him. So then I ask myself, why would he put up with it? Words and pictures can be misleading but it seems there is a trend to what we see and read. Gauging an opinion or speculation from these sources has not been polite or favorable.
Isn’t he known for not commenting on anything that is written about him?
has anyone noticed it’s miranda doing all of the talking about her relationship with orlando and he hasn’t said a word about it seems kinda strange if you ask me. and his career is going nowhere but instead all he want’s to do is play games with us and just saw the video of him and miranda leaving it’s quite funny because he asks the paps how did you know we were here well duh!! orlando think about it maybe they were set up”s dumb ass what you need orlando is a good kick in the pant”s
#1 you orlando need to grow up
#2 you need to get your ass back to work
lol.
Maybe they are more religious than we thought.
They took Easter Sunday off and gave the paps the day off.
Thursday-Sat, Then Monday again. Did she go back to NY or just have to miss the big party again last night.
I agree with you, there is just too much comedy here now.
When do they get the VH1 show deal now?
LOL exactly #89!!! I have never seen such a joke! They are being compared to reality stars on some sites, and also D list desperados too!
I agree I wonder where she was last night, still she does have that book to finish so maybe she was just being busy! *rolls eyes*
Orlando looks like an idiot. Who would’ve thunk it? A guy who said he would never play games in his career, because he was so down to earth… shame. Orlando not everyone is so thick to believe that saying “How did ya know I was here..” to the Paps will make us think “oH! it isn’t set ups after all ‘cos Orli said so- poor guy being hounded like that”- Sorry but we arent as thick as you or your pathetic girlfriend, I bet your IQ’s combined only add up to my shoe size.(UK size 3).
Orlando if you want respect from your peers and your fans, quit the stupid famewhoring games and self promotion and just work. That is all people want to see of you. And pimping out your new relationship? Man that is bad- doesnt she mean anything to you? Guess not!
still she does have that book to finish so maybe she was just being busy
yes and moms everywhere will flock to buy the book for their young daughters. I KNOW I would want someone who has had the headline She is ******* ORlando Bloom over her head, and the word **** stamped across her face to be the woman who tells my little girl how to love herself. and of course the juice diet queen will be perfect to teach her about taking care of her body.
‘I can just see it.
If you are gonna sleep with multiple guys in one night make sure you have plenty of condoms/
when you cheat on your boyfriend make sure you construct a good lie so you don’t get caught
tips for the juice diet, stay near a toliet or it could get ugly.
Make sure you get plenty of pap tests because having hundreds of sex partners puts you at a higher risk for cervial cancer.
Yes her book will have all the good stuff for young impressionable girls.
I think he looks guant and hollowed eyed in these pictures. He also looks dazed. like he is wasted or high. I don’t think he has a very healthy life style. What is funny about Miranda is you know that after breaking his back he hadn’t ever been able to walk, she wouldn’t have given him a second glance. She looks like a mush imitationsof Adrinna. I think the reason they don’t use her is because she reasmbles Adrianna in coloring and maybe through the eyes, but she isn’t nearly as pretty or as tall. Why use the second hand not as good model when you have the new and beautiful one. I doubt she will be picked up. With no work for either one lined up I see a downward spiral.
and OMG the IMBD, ka-bloom, olove boards are almost wetting their pants about this fabulous Johnny To movie. You know that will most likely go straight to video, or never be released in the states IF it ever does get made. Bu the poor fan girls and old biddies have to tell themselves that this is a fantastic director and Orlando had to drop out of edcuation because work is gonna start almost immedialty on this movie. What a joke. If Education really wanted to keep him, they would have accomondated his scheudle. I think they thought he didn’t have the ability to do the part, so they cut it down hoping he could handle less of a role and then he got pissed because they didn’t respect his work so he left before they could ask him to go.
It’s contagious…
Weight loss
Strong body odor
Shadows under the eyes
Dry or itchy skin
Pale complexion
Acne/Acne-type sores
Irritable and moody (mood swings)
Things that make you go hmm…
well said 91+92!!!
I don’t get who he thinks the pap pics are going to appeal to… lets face it he looks rough as dogs bollox lately, gone is his “heart throb matinee idol” looks. I understand the “twofers” where as in 2 “celebs” as a couple in one pap pic is “apprently” worth more and more intersting that him alone, but seeing as though its only the ka-bloomies and the olove who is Miranda going to appeal to in his fandom? A girl exactly the same age Kate is, and an underwear model, I would LOVE to know what the middle aged ladies think about that- I wonder if he has gone down in their estimation at all? As he shows how shallow he really is.
Also about these pap pics, I bet they will be lucky to make it into a few tabloids to be honest, thats why you can tell they are set ups because not many mags or papers will scoop these pics up as on the celeb radar he isnt very high up anymore, he is hardly on the same level as Leo and Bar, as a couple they are really popular.. yet you dont get pics coming out everyday for a week with them do you? Thats why it is laughable that people who think these pap pics are all” stalking from the paps as they know he is in town” is a bit niave and dense way of thinking, he has been in LA for 6 months yet when he is on his own its nothing liek this blitz we are getting, I also dont buy its “cos they are a new couple! crap like I say when Leo and Bar began dating it wasnt like this- do the sums faithful Orli fans, he is a set up player!!! I mean my last word on this Leo is A list and I’m sure the paps know where he lives and everything, but he can manage to keep it low for most of the time- understand??
Wow, these two really rock! She’s got those kick-ass ankle boots in every colour and he digs the girly nikes… hot shizl for sure!
We together, we’re not, my secret, your secret… enough already!
Fact both are done!
lol @ the olove and kabloom lala land girls. At least even they are getting smaller and smaller in numbers.
But yea that reminded me of the how they were
creaming themselves recently over what a great guy he was for giving to this
hospice charity and it turns out he gave…….wait for it……..wait for it………
a signed cd! Can you freakin’ believe it?
Kind of like the story of where he hit the guy on the moterbike a while back and instead of going to the hospital or whatever with him he gave him an autograph.
Agreed 96!
That was dire!! If I was a millionaire (in fact even if i wasnt) I would give more than that- that was paltry! Yet people thought it was nice of him and sooo good! i WAS LIKE.. WHY???/ LOL
People think he is such a humanitarian and says what this world is about, yet IF an affair did took place like Miranda’s pet rag is claming with Carly Tuhtan (her ex’s sister and MK publicist) name to that said article that they have been on and off since April, then an affair took place right? What is so humanitarian about that? Hurting another human being for your own ends, something that didnt have to happen… awful.
Funny how since last April he has looked horrible and so unhealthy- it makes you wonder whats gone on behind the scenes and why he puts himselfthrough these situations. People are saying he looks so happy in these recent pap pics- I dont see it myself, and havent for a long long time.
Dang, it sure did get quiet around here all of a sudden.
I miss the original bi!ches and her other poster friend “legs”
Oh well, not sure where they are but I would bet they are together.
Orlando everyone you touch turns to shiit!!! First Kate- she was healthy till she met you, same with Miranda, look at the state of her she is getting skinnier and looking like a druggy, she didnt look like that before you!!!!
I am both a Kate and Miranda fan and you are runining mirandas life like you did Kates!!! How could you? these 2 young girls- stick to women your own age who wont buy the “you need to lose some weight crap” that you obviously give them, call yourself a REAL man? You are just a paedophile, and go for whats legal- baby faced women who you wnat to make have childlike bodies!!!!
I still believe this is a set up I’ll get you this many pics in this amount of time and after this were done.I think kerr is a pretty girl but not innocent.I also think she might be holding something over his head to make him do it.Maybe they had an agreement I’ll do this you give me thephotos are what ever she has I could be wrong .I Give it 2-6months and I think that’s it .As for as orly goes He has a lot of growing up to do I think a grown ass women will help him out there.To me he doesn’t look happy if he does have problems I pray he seek help soon or someone step in and help before it does get out of hand
Why hasn’t anybody questioned the fact that while Randa was with her “great love” Jay G Lyon from April 07 to Sept 07, Jay’s sister was dropping fat ******* of hints to all the tabloids saying “They are just freinds AT THIS STAGE” ETC trying to say and plant in peoples mind that they would be a couple in the future- my questions to all are these
1:Why would she say those things knowing that Jay and her were in “love”
2:How would she know that these 2 would be come a couple
3:How come Carly didnt seem to care?
4:How come Jay didn’t seem to care that his own sister and love were going on like this??
makes no sense- added to that carly still is the publicist for both randa and her brother jays band tamarama.
we all hate this stupid silly and not really pretty girl
she is very plain and fame crazy
go away
I know when I´m in love I always want to look as beautiful as possibly to my new lover. He looks like trash now. Like he dosen´t care at all. Just take a look att his clothes, what style is that, not british anyway. He dosen´t look like a guy who is happy in love.
He looked more relaxed with Kate when they where dating.
And the girl MK, what modell looks like that, not fresh at all. If she is a supermodell she should do her very best to look fresh and clean when she lives the house. What company wants to have a modell who looks like trash in the newspaper/gossip paper. Sometimes her hair lookes so dirty, like she hasen´t been washing it for several days. = (
And I´m sure MK is the one who been calling the paps. She is a money xxxx, who will do anything to get famous.
ugly girly…she is not nice either
I clicked on jj and noticed this advert for Sephora here. Anyone know the model here? she is way better looking that cabbage soup.
Wish this girl would hook up with a …..how did ‘dad/john’ put it…Hollywood Movie star or something like that so we could see more of her.
http://www.sephora.com/?cm_mmc%3dus_search-_-GG-_-Site%20Targeting-_-Enter_Women%2016-35_justjared.buzznet.com
@99 True. Too bad it appears her family is too excited about her hooking up with a hollywood hunk to make her famous that they don’t care about those things. Makes you wonder if they too knew since before April and were crossing their fingers and toes randa would get it locked in.
Urgh.
Orlando you look a mess, your girlfriend is cheap. You play pap set up games…god whatever happened to the guy who said “I will stay true to myself?” Is the trappings of fame and fortune really worth it?
I am an SGI buddhist myself, and am appauled at orlando and the kind of woman he chooses to be with.
You cannot be true to SGI by doing these things Orlando, please remember that. Miranda Kerr is also no true SGI member.
Your life path is not this my firiend.Trust in purity and goodness- this is not it.
open toe shows are not for everyone.
That girl has seriously ugly feet to add
to her list of yuk features.
lets all just ignore and forget and not support this mean miranduh (duh duh duh) girl
kinda tacky and fame crazed of a gal
I should post ahead it is a satire aricle since I know more than a few might not catch that up front.
have a look, kind of funny
http://blogcritics.org/archives/2008/03/26/115722.php
we’ll no one cares for her
I saw that earlier. It is kind of funny.
You appear to be right #110. He seems to be getting his share as well.
As the matter of fact, my first thought at seeing them at the gas station was, omg, is she pregnant? ‘Cause when he leans in and she touches his neck, I thought, what is he doing there, could it be a tummy kiss? My hubby used to do that all the time while I was expecting. Could be only my imagination, but admit it, it would explain this sudden PDA profusion.
that liitle article was another pr thing for her to try and erase some of the facts from earlier
They say they are low key and don’t do red carpet events to make a 3rd excuse now for why miranda didn’t go to the oscar parties. There were no red carpets at prine or demi’s parties-not even pictures-except the ones orlando and demi sent out on purpose.
They also say she never commented on it before. That is an insult to anyone that can read.
She has done nothing but comment or have her friends do so since
April. Pity Orlando if he fell for that line.
What’s funny is that the only ones that are following this (aside from very few fans) already know the truth so it makes her look more and more desperate that she is trying so hard to prove the opposite.
I know they’re watching in amazement and laughing at just how far she will go.
They had split up. She did look like a total idiot again and who knows what she did to cry and beg her way in about 10 day ago to get all these pap set ups right in row but it is embarrassing to watch.
@113 lets hope not because these two don’t even seem like they can wipe thier assess correctly let alone raise a kid. Istill believe this is a pr stunt they will keep it up for a couple of months and then fade away.I am a firm believer that orly is going to have to grow up to get his career to do the same.I always said that there are reasons why big directors don’t look his way it has a lot to do with the way he acts .Ido think that orlando has the talent just not the balls to showcase the talent .Ido believe that miranda’s past will haunt her it will be something if that lawyer pops up or someone else pops up with pics or a video with her.Eli I think your on to something,Ialso think her people and family all set this up get famous dump orlando and then run back to jay if that is the case we have all seen things blow up in her face.What goes around comes around,and karma’s a *****
Was it David Jones who was supposed to be taking her on as his main model (to replace Megan Gale??) Just wondering as there are pics. on WireImage of one of his Autumn lines and she does not appear to be there.
david jones is a aussie thing
she was never really in the running.
She did a small amout of print work for them
and her pr team went nuts putting it out there
that she was the next replacement.
If anyting I think it turned them off to her the way
they used that in the press as well.
She did not walk the runway for them last month either.
thats’s just like when they -her pr team-were saying she was in
the running for a tv host gig in sydney and the ceo of the station
came out and said randamay was never in consideration.
I have to agree about the baby thing. I just don’t see that. Let’s hope not anyway.
I was under the impression that when they went to dinner the other night it was just them and that he met some friends at the same place. She just stood there while he talked to them.
It seems they “do things together” but he has his freinds and she has hers. I only say this as it appears that she did not attend the charity event that he did. Strange that.
#114- so where do you think it’ll go from here? will they be on again until she gets whatever she was trying to round up signed and sealed, then fade away again? did she leave again from LA on Friday like the pix say, or is she still there like People Mag said? it seems neither of them have anything to do. It almost sounds like he brusquely broke it off when he had a job to go to, then he FU that prospect, so now he has time for her again. which should tell her something…….
#93- yes. thank you for saying it so succintly. sadly, people still aren’t willing to look at it, which I guess I can understand since it isn’t happy or pretty. you can add losing jobs/not getting jobs to the list. and I don’t think things are all rosy. warm and cuddly between he and his old friends and family either. I’m not saying any of it out of spite or hate, just sadness.
#99-yea, interesting to see the same things happening again. but she’s responsible for herself, and seems more than willing to sacrifice ANYTHING for fame with him. they both deserve what they get.
lookin good,
http://www.ydzonline.com
aha a ka-bloomie is trying to sneak in and steal the show. They are like cockroaches, dirty, nasty and hard to kill, they keep coming back over and over again. The good thing is they all look the same, sound the same and follow the same line. But believe me you don’t want an infestation of the creepy crawly things. They totally try to take over. The only difference between the ka-bloomies and roaches is there are only a very few of the bloomies, they just make enough noise to make you think there are more. What is now left of that huge fan base, maybe 20 people, maybe on a good day.
gotta love the olove girls, they notice everything in Orlando pictures.
they go nuts over ‘boxer peekage’.
It turns out maybe there was some truth to the rumor that these were all taken back to back but released at different times.
If you look at the bike shop pictures you can tell he is wearing a grey t-shirt under the black sweater and red/white stripped boxers.
Then in the gas station pictures he is wearing the grey shirt and red/white boxer shorts.
LOL. Did she really mean in the stink story that he wears the same underwear without washing them or were these really taken on the same day
ok. just caught up with these threads!
never been one of those conspiracy believers,tiringly convoluted theories, but i’ve got to admit i’m confused right now.
she is shown at LAX, either coming or going, on friday 21st right?
so, if she is arriving, how can she be with him in the moto store on thurs. 20th?
or
if she is leaving, how can she be at the petro with him sat. 22nd, or at dinner on mon 24th?
which picture dates are wrong? or, as someone mentioned earlier, is the release of these pictures being….managed?
is she still there? after all these days of pictures, it seems to have gone quickly quiet.
I still think she has pictures and a video and is blackmailing him. Make me look like your gf and indulge my famewhoring ways or I will release that nice little sex tape on my Blackberry, after all she got a picture of him with him sucking pretty good face, who knows what else is on that trusty little phone, after all she never goes any where without it, And he is so techinally challenged he may have been unaware of what she was doing. I am so waiting for the sex tape and the sex pictures, when she gets really really despearate.
LoL! Are you kidding? Busted by his own people(call me naive, but I refuse to believe he wouldn’t at least change his boxers)!
I did notice she seemed to be wearing the same clothes at the Ducati shop that she wore in the airport pictures. Bloom couldn’t seem to either pick her up or drop her off without some shopping first! How considerate.LOL.
That would put the shop photos on the 20th(arriving) or 21st(leaving).
I agree the gas station pictures seem to be on the same day too.
People magazine is so celebrity friendly, I don’t believe it unreasonable for them to fudge the date night um, date.
Short visit it seems.
Not sure exactly what happened except that there are glitches in the dates and it definetly shows they are trying to set these up and most likely to help cabbage out of a bind and not look so bad.
I totally think People Mag. would lie and I even thought maybe the verbage above of her being off to the side was in case someone said they didnt see her. The only glitch is there is a video of it on tmz and I doubt they would live about dates for him. I didnt see it but I assume she is in it.
Either way it still adds to the theory that they are setting this up and slowly releasing them.
No reference to her being at the charity thing on Tuesday PM.
This pr-ship will die out very soon .Ijust hope loom can grow up before it’s to late.I would love to know what his family thinks.
What rumour about all-at-once?
So this is how the new timetable goes?
She arrives in LA on the 20th and then they do the Ducati, the gas station, the furniture store, oh wait. Was she with him at the furniture store? Then dinner? Oh wait, there was that manipedi wasn’t there? So confusing:) Then she goes home the next day? Is that right? I think I’m forgetting something…..like SANITY!
Really folks. This is silly. Stop giving these two liars and cheats and famewh*res-yes, BOTH of them, no victims here-attention they don’t deserve! I agree, I think all of these were set ups too, but its useless to dig for timing conspiracies, etc! They want to be Hollywood’s hottest new couple! Time to turn our backs!
Funny how he has same clotehs and even underwear? Come on these have to be same day!!! What man who was dating and having sex would be wearing boxer shorts days running? urgh!!
If the x17 vid is also paid for by Orlando and Mirandas camps(like set ups usually are) then they will say whatever date you want I wouldve thought! Thise guys would lie in a court of law for money and “exclusives” lmao!!
About People mag… yeah they are usually PR friendly and approved- but they have also done out and out lies in there if I can remember. The blurb itself sounded weird anyway because why was she stood to the side waiting?? Didnt the rude little git introduce her to his friends and made her feel welcome with the said pals? awww
You know, I have no problem woith celebs doing the odd set up here and there, Im sure most are guilty of that- BUT to do it THIS blatent and this much is just taking the pi$$ and reeks of desperation for attention and self promo.
I know I will be mocked but I don’t care. I’m going to say what I think happened.
I think the original bi!ches on Sunday night in the twister thread was her. She came on right after her friend defending her and implying they had broken up. She was very emotional over the comments that wer made that night.
Then oddly someone claiming to be her mother came on and posted.
Then the next morning we see pictures of her and we see her mother was indeed with her that night -
Then that same night a new Orlando thread pops up a few minutes later and bi!ches post over there again very emotional and also says she is going to tell jj to leave her out of his stuff from then on.
Then someone post right under bi!ches using the name “legs”. Verly likely her again since she knows that is her best feature and she only wrote a one word comment but it was written the same way with a little “?”.(go check it out.-both the end of the twister thread and the beginning of the ob/eric bana thread)
I also wonder who post 35 in that orlando thread was that gave info on why he left An Education
Anyone claiming to be bi!ches after that night was very likely an imposter.
If she was that upset that night and was drinking who knows what else was going on behind the scenes with her. Did she call him crying and begging or threaten to say more if he didn’t help her out of this? She had made a couple of strong comments.
Then we see her show up in LA and we get that incredibly strange bikeshop video that there is no way in he!! that wasn’t a set up.
Then we get a ton of these pictures and there are weird conflicts with the dates in them.
I have no problem believing that could have been her father posting here and it would show just how upset she must have been. He admitted how much this was bothering the whole family.
Then we get a flood of positive posters here all at the same times.
Now they all disappeared after she got this last pap shot out??
who knows if while she was there they did ‘hook up’ in any way for real or not but I do think they had broken up and that explains the whole oscar mess with Rumer and the pix to oz,her not going to anything, the stink story(which matches what the first bi!ches said that night also) and the friends saying they had in fact broken up after NY.
#128- I agree that they may want to be holltwoods hottest couple.. but doubt they will be. He is no Leonardo, she is no Bar, nor was she Gisele before her… they have no chance, Hollywood doesnt even want to employ him. I really think that his people or he himself think or make out he is a bigger star than what he is, and that looks pathetic. I dont mind the guy on the whole, BUT even I can be honesty and say his star has faded a hell of a lot, he doesnt sell papers or mags anymore and like I said he cant get a job in Hollywood, I wouldnt be surprised if he is a laughing stock amongst his peers. Funny how he mat Leo and Ridley scott in Nov with Miranda, now leo is doing a new film with him… not Orlando though, so I’m presuming that may have been a business meeting of sorts.So ridley didnt want him??
Orlando Bloom has had his day as “the hottest guy in hollywood” his fanbase is tiny compared to how it used to be, and his looks fade by the day, he should be grateful that anyone wants to have in thier movie as their leading man (JOHNNY TO) but you cant make Hollywood love you as their golden boy anymore, thats how the fame game works- give it up Orlando and be thankful for all the experiences and opportunities you have had, dont become this desperado that you are looking like.
Go back to the theatre and do gritty roles in maybe smaller movies- I think that would make you feel richer and at least your consience would be clear, and I BET you would be 100% happier!
Don’t want to douse The Hope, but can’t it just be the LAX photo dates were wrong?
How about she arrived on the 20th and met the paps. Wink wink. Then they do the motorcycle store and the gas station, and then, well all the rest of the things the other days? It would mean she is still there, I know, but this is getting silly.
He’s chosen another on again/ off again publicity seeking, drama filled relationship again because that’s who he is. These things don’t last and sadly usually do some damage to people involved. I don’t think he’s a stable personality.
#132..
I agree that he may not have a stable personality, after all who would whn you had your skull bashed open by your mother on a tree when you are a coiuple of months old. and had so many accidents after that your mother was asked if abuse was going on.. your mother tells you at a delicate age that your father isnt actually your father and you were born as a result of “sperm donation”…. you break your back and are told you may never walk again… I think those reasons alone are reasons to make him a bit… well… unstable as its a lot to go through in a short space of time, I think he is rather “damaged” , as a lot of people would be in those circumstances, he may give the impression that he took it all on the chin,, but well a lot of things we keep inside and it makes it worse
yeah, it might have been spread out over a few days and she might not have left but its still werid and incredibly obvious that there were set ups and there was some sort of control over the timing.
WHOA. Just wait a minute #133. Where is it that all this…stuff…happened to him when he was young? I’m quite embarassed to say how well versed I am in fandom lore,sigh, but I have never heard these stories. And I think its beyond irresponsible to spread them.
I don’t mean to lecture or sound like one of those old biddies, and I can understand being disapointed and frustrated at him, but this type of accusation is serious.
What #133 said is all true, read a bio on the guy, it’s all there. Stability is hard to find even in lala land.
Ps. Why don’t they look happy in any of the pics? Funny how on their own they both beam?? Just an observation not a judgment b/c frankly these two aren’t worth it!
#130, I won’t mock you. I agree with you on several of your points.
I think they really broke up too, but are back together for whatever reason. On again Off again indeed. Just like someone up there noted.
Filled with drama and immaturity and playacting and instability. Two too messed up people using each other. It won’t end well.
As for whether that poster was her father? Dear G*d I hope not! It was all about how she was going to be rich and famous with a Hollywood star and she’ll be the next Audrey Hepburn(yea. good luck with that)!
Nothing about how she’s a great girl who’s met a really great guy who loves and RESPECTS and cherishes and takes care of(even if she doesn’t need it)her and will be there for her thru thick and thin, etc. etc. and he hopes they’ll be happy together.
Talk about stageparents! CREEPY!
Thanks 136!
yeah 135 all im doing is repeating what he has said to LEGIT sources.. GQ, THE FACE.. its all in there, I remeber wincing at the thought of his mother bashing his head on the tree, she was collecting firewood.. he said that when they kept going to the hospital ebcause he was so accident prone they began to ask questions on whetehr he was being abused- honest its what he has all said himself none is from me making it up.
If you had read proper legit interviews with him from a few years ago, then you would know, so I hope you withdraw what you said :)
130.. I think you may have a point, as it was funny how emotional she sounded, had the friend that stuck up for her she had a rant as b1tches- yet the friend never came back on to say it wasnt miranda- weird :/
Also too odd that the mother comes on to post ans then we get pics that prove she was in NY with Miranda that day..
I also think they split, for reasons you mentioned and the DT asking miranda to get back to them to tell them whether she was still with Orlando- and every article they wrote after that was sans orlando.
This is all very weird and has been since the start.
I have a bad feeling about this, but I think she’s going to do what all thses “supermodels” with Hollywood boyfriends do. She’ll end up pregnant–oopsie!–and then we’ll get months of the “happy “expectant parents and interviews and sound bites and pics of the nursery and all that cr*p. I think she’s snakey enough to do it, and believe that Bloom is too stupid to avoid it. It’ll be the typical Hollywood stereotype.
Doubt I’mm the only one that has thought this.
I had wanted so much more for him than Hollywood babymommas and kids closer to nanny than daddy and celebrity trinket families. He could have a genuine loving family life and still make good movies for the rest of us to enjoy.
and how can it last if just a few weeks ago he was sending pictures of him andR umer to aussie tabloids ONLY and she was telling star mag(which the dt ran with less than an hour later) he smelled bad.
sounds like its built on a real strong foundation there and thats not even bringing in the cheating.
140… I think she loves her body too much to have kids yet. I have a feeling she wants a movie career and a kid would get in the way, she is a **** and ***** dont do kids when they think that men lust after them and their “perfect” bodies.
I dont think this will last long, and he is the kind of bloke who would make her get rid of it, he may be stupid but he also prob doesnt wnat kids for anotehr 10 years or so lol
I bet while with her he will use 2 condoms together lmao!!
oh and forgot to add about the parents, you are right. How odd that that they didn’t mention those things and how strange that if they know the back story on what has gone on with these two they are still pushing it since it will make her rich and famous-regardless of what it takes
Especially if there was any truth to her very odd comment on the twister thread.
Were the parents slamming him just over a week ago too but now in support again?
Randa is still with Jay. They never split up. You will see when they “get back together” after all this is done. Trust me.
They were only together a 2 weeks ago - their love is stronger than you lot know you pathetic Orlando fan girls!! SAD!!
good try. And who says people here are orli fans? wrong board for that.
Good try getting the focus off though.
sure jay is a nice guy but I doubt he would rent her out this way.
I think they’re are back together also. But what amazes me is that
he nows how she can act and will talk if things go wrong again.
How can he trust her? I know everyone always says he isn’t the smartest but surely he would think that if she did it once she will do it again. Hope her anal comment was just an exaggeration or said out of anger.
I agree it got weirdly silent from all her family and pro randa posters on here. I think he must have told her to zip it as part of the plan.
@130 In a strange and twisted way, you could be right. I too thought the first b!tches comments came from her.
@140 I can totally see it coming. I don’t think he knows a lot about women. Handsome guys never do. They don’t have to make an effort to get dates. Uglier guys must be polite and pay attention and act sweet, but the handsome guys just crack a joke and they win. Of course, their “relationships” tend to be shorter and messier, too. Just an observation.
@143 If you read MK’s bio on Wikipedia, you see that she started doing bikini shots at the delicate age of FOURTEEN. (There was a huge scandal because of it.) Any further questions about her parents’ ideas of family values and their preferences?
She has NEVER slept with Orlando either for your information! So Jay is secure in the knowledge. Orlando has his own casual sex with other women and always has. They really are- Just friends. Think about whats happened since last year.. no affair, nothing.
So you aren’t Orlando fans either- my apologies then. Randa is nicer than you lot think- she really is, she just wants a bit of extra fame and money- as does Jay, and why not they are soulmates so know its for life.
give it up “laura”
No one is going to bite.
If Orlando hasn’t slept with her then there
is nothing in it for him. This has done nothing
but hurt him in the press.
Wonder what your motive could be??
If Mirands is still in LA then why didnt she go to this charity do with him? Odd that when everyone now knows they are “together”. Even with Kste they attended together just went in seperatley.
LOL. over Pottsy’s dead body!
His motive? Ok I will tell you, his motive is because he doesn’t want a girlfriend right now, he is trying left , right and center to get a new role in a movie- he wants more than this To movie, he doesnt want people to think he IS gay apparently there was lots of talk about why he was single for so long after Kate.he was advised that to be seen with a model girlfriend would be good for him, like it has been for other stars.-lots of publicity .. fact is Miranda doesn’t fancy Orlando- he isn’t her type, and vice versa, he likes glamorous women according to Miranda, and Miranda maybe gorgeous but she isn’t glamorous, he is happy with his casual sex with women he meets in clubs and things.
My motive? Well, she is my friend, as is Jay.. nobody can prove that I am who I say I am but well.. getting sick of her being lynched because of her connection to him- we all are, she, and we didn’t relaise it would turn out this way- or backfire like this.
Oh yes we all laughed our heads off that you believed that was Nic, even Nic himself laughed at you all believing that! If Nic hated her that much why would Nic’s dad Tony be still working with Miranda on her new portfolio?
I think the reason for all of the pics and appearances in the past week is pretty simple and it all has to do with Orlando. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that he shows up first thing on that Monday pointing at scenery and smiling for the paps right as the announcement of his leaving An Education, the only movie he’s been signed to do in over a year. Then we get Miranda doing her famous street-pose - looks so natural. Then it’s the catwalk strut at Ducati and so it goes.
In the end, this is all to have everyone believe that Orlando is oh-so-happy with everything. I think he quit An Education, got on the plane back, called Miranda who would be a very willing participant, and they are on their way EVERY day to prove that Orlando is just as happy as a clam.
I think it stopped 3/25 or 3/26 because they probably realized that it was all a little too fake/unbelievable. Plus the fact that none of the mainstreamers (E!, Entertainment Tonight, etc.) really cared. The gossip blogs care because they can have posters like us visit their sites and they put up many more stories than those other venues. The papers probably don’t really want to spend that kind of energy on Orlando and Miranda because they know that Orlando quit that movie and doesn’t have another one signed.
LOL. Funny how this thread has been so quiet from Randa supporters and friends but yet we knew they were still reading here.
Then lo and behold as soon as people start getting hot about what went on and posting good evidence you come out of the blue to try and change the subject.
Good luck with that.
Good to know you guys have been reading all along still.
Welcome back.
@ Laura - You know what, by now, I would not be surprised by that, or anything at all.
I haven’t changed any subject, I was telling one poster here that they were right!
I have just given you info that not many people know- well nobody outside Miranda ’s circle knows about who is doing her portfolio- tell me how would I know names etc ??- You obviously are single minded to think that the poster that named himself Pottsy was indeed Pottsy, I’m telling you it wasn’t! Anyone would think that you WANTED Orlando and Miranda to have been unfaithful, that is rather sick, I decided to tell a poster she/he was right- big deal.
But Pottsy, Jess, Jay and Miranda are as happy together as always as close friends. I am so sorry to dissappoint.
So laura… how does that fit in with everything that has happened though? An affair fits with what has gone on! Cant you prove yourself in some way?
I will get back to you on that.
I seriously doubt Jay will be singing the same tune that this
was all a big joke (hoax?) but I know a friend who knows him
so I will ask again.
It just won’t be today since she isn’t online right now.
Yeah 159, go ahead, who is it? I might know them also, ask them if they know Laura Duran, thats me :)
sounds like this might be the start of the new exit plan.
I bet Orlando did say he doesn’t want a serious relationship
although he did help he out here after last week. Sure he wouldn’t turn down the sex and sorry laura, no way in he++ does anyone think
there wasn’t sex involved. Your story has a million holes in it though
but I bet he told her he wasn’t going to be into anything serious and it
isn’t worth it to her to carry on the charade much longer in the press.
I don’t think he ever wanted much more its just that she took it to the press from day one and stared this huge mess.
exit stage left.
Apparently the two have been spotted in Palm Springs, according to PerezHilton. Get ready for a new bunch of pics. Let me guess….her in a bikini.
Believe it or not, just because they are both attractive people doesn’t mean they had/having sex!! You do have to have a sexual attraction, Orlando is a world away from Jay, they are nothing alike, so NO Miranda doesnt find him sexually attractive- simple as that- do you find all men who are attractive your type and sexually attractive? No, didn’t think so. Orlando feels the same about Miranda. I wouldn’t say from what I have heard that Orlando sleeps around a LOT, just very occassionally. There is no holes in my story, more like in the speculation that has gone on here for months!
I think it’s obvious that they don’t find each other sexually attractive. Orlando also knows Jay, they have been out drinking together. So it has been a mutual agreement and arrangement for everyone involved, like I say it didn’t work as planned, but then again some things don’t.
In palm springs? OH MY GOD! If there are new pics then they will look pathetic! Really.
Oh yeah, jujubee, you know that’s the whole point. One of the posters over on Perez says her sister sent in the sighting. I think this will continue until An Education wraps and then The Red Circle does NOT start filming. I read on another blog that Dominic Cooper (who replaced him in that movie) was seen filming yesterday and they wrapped up some scenes, so it shouldn’t be too long. He’s trying to get the best PR he can until the crap hits the fan.
IMO the Hollywood bigwigs already know about Orlando and his abilities (or lack thereof) as an actor. He probably also asks for a huge paycheck that he’s not worth. English directors probably won’t be interested in him after his little panty-twist fit, so he has to go overseas to work as an actor. Lots of actors do very well living in England, but he probably couldn’t get any work . That’s more than likely why he’s living in LA, too.
Lauro, do you really think that somebody will believe you?
Yeah just went over jujubee to read it. It says “this week” but on Tuesday he was at that Charity event, so this week means what? Yesterday? Does Perez get these sightings from good sources?
Yeah orlandos happy plan just read that too- she says it was her” little sisters tip she emailed it in” :/ so does that mean its bullsh1t???
#167 I guess we’ll know when/if the pics hit.
Irish lassie - I think it’s probably true because Perez works that way. Anyone can send in sightings; that’s part of the fun. I just wonder if it will end up like the Kim Kardashian/Reggie Bush beach sighting that was panned by TMZ and others for being “desperate.” The folks at TMZ laughed at how set-up the whole thing was. Orlando really doesn’t need to be beaten up any more by the press careerwise, but a lot of it is his own doing.
If this sighting is legitimate that’s fast work. As someone stated, he was in LOS ANGELES on Tuesday night. It’s still afternoon out in CALIFORNIA. So “this week” would mean yesterday/today. That’s fast work and a total stunt if true. PATHETIC.
Hey Laura, I’ll bite ’cause I’d love to believe you. Give us something true that we can verify somehow. And if you know Jay and Miranda are still together/will reuinite can you give us a timetable?
I have given you my name, and who is doing Miranda’s portfolio, things that not every tom, **** and harry know right? Did you know Nic’s father was called Tony- did you know what he does for a living?
A time table of the reuniting? I think it will be within a few months, probably when the time is right, I don’t know a date because I don’t know if it has been decided as yet, but also another snippet of information for you.. who do you think looks after Frankie and has been when Miranda has gone away and not taken him?? Most of the time Jay has him.
Hey, I’m not expecting anyone to bite, nor am I here to provoke anyone. Believe it- believe it not.. I’m sure all will come clear in the near future
Laura
I think you may know them but that doesn’t mean you aren’t full of caca. No offense, but we will see.
I do know that Nic is a photographer so it makes sense that his dad might be as well.
Again, knowing her doesnt’ mean you are on the level.
I guess someone is checking on the name Laura Duran so we will
find out soon.
If you are close to them both and this isn’t common knowledge yet why are you spreading it? Obviously they wouldn’t want this out there.
Your timing for coming on is very suspect.
Who is Nic? I must have missed that debate. It would help if I knew who Nic was, because I have no idea. What is Nic’s last name?
Thanks for answering, Laura. Wasn’t giving you a hard time, just curious.
I for one hope you’re legit. I would hate to think things are as tawdry as it all seems.
One last thing, do you know if they’re actually in Palm Springs?
Aren’t your good friends going to be upset that you’re revealing such sensitive information about their “agreement” on a public message board?
Hmm..
From perez about the sighting>>
R-ta says – reply to this
cobbybody, actually i was being serious,my little sister did send in the tip, my fam’s there for vacation and its not a craphole hotel as other posters would lead you to believe.
24 - BoKnows says – reply to this
Confirmation on the Viceroy sighting. Bloom hanging poolside reading scripts all afternoon. No Kerr in sight, but her small terrier has been in his lap all afternoon.
Bit OTT baout the scripts mind eh :/ lol
That’s a good point but there’s so much b-s being spewed here that really what is one more “crackpot” insider. The only people checking this thread are the hardcore shippers/ob followers. Depending on what side you’re on, in the end you’ll believe whatever you want. If Orlando and Miranda happen to break up in the future and she happens to reunite with Jay, would that be so shocking? People get back with exes all the time. It’s not hard to predict, you have a 50/50 shot and if you guess right you look like an insider. Or you’re a real insider and knew before hand. Really, it works out for everyone!!
I heart fanfic. :)
Confirmation on the Viceroy sighting. Bloom hanging poolside reading scripts all afternoon. No Kerr in sight, but her small terrier has been in his lap all afternoon
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ahahaha! Of COURSE he’s reading scripts! LOL! See? He’s a SERIOUS actor!! How convenient. Has a model gf, is reading scripts so the fangirlies can squeal about that too!!! LOL!! Wait til the pictures and see how they foam at the mouth at the “adorable” couple and the scripts too!!!! :D
gig is up laura
i got word back.
Laura Duran is a friend of MK’s from NY
so no doubt she has been minding this place
and came on to change the subject when the posting
of what happend came on here.
Yes, Laura Duran is a friend of MK’s but no telling if this person is 100% them and most likey they are starting cr++
I will get back to you on if Potts dad is doing the photos for Miranda
LMAO but another sighting form Perez- oh man!!!!
Tracie says – reply to this
Orlando Bloom can’t be in Palm Springs because I saw him walking Sidi with a fair haired guy at Runyon Canyon at 3.45pm this afternoon. It was definately him, no doubt about it, I’m uploading pics on my livejournal in the next few hours so you will see.
1,2,3 arrrghghghhhgh!!!! make it stop- make it stop!!!!lmao
If this is true than:
1. They didn’t pick the best person to hold the bag. This being posted at a gossip blog, is going to defeat any purpose they may have had in pulling the stunt/ So all that hate Miranda had to suck up is wasted, and All the grief that Jay took is wasted, and she looks like someone who will sell herself for fame, Orly looks like a wanker who can’t even get a good pretend gf, and Jay looks like an ass pimping out his gf.
2 Why would they do it so high school like. He pays lots and lots of money to that management team I bet they could come up with something more believable than what these two fools on their own are doing, and if this is his management teams plan, he is paying them far too much for the pathetic work they are doing on his image,
3. He is very very gay, the whole reason he has done this is to get movie roles, and he isn’t having any luck because of the gay rumors. If he gets caught in this smelly kettle of fish, than the gay rumors that have died down, will leap into roaring bonfires. And he can kiss any shot of rekindling his career good-bye coz it has gone up in smoke. Angry fans who feel like he played them, huge rumors about him being gay, and a reputation as an unreliable prima dona.
I love the way she put it, he does sleep around but only very occasionally. Is it because he is scared of being caught with a guy?
If this ins’t true, and I think I am gonna go with door #2
than Laura, honey, you have way too much time on your hands, and we should call someone to up your meds, alot.
cant take it PEREZ AGAIN!!>>
28 - patricia says – reply to this
Definitely true. My ex roomie works at another hotel in PS. (Hope Springs, much nice than the Vice.) She saw them in town. Rat like dog in tow, shitting on everything. LOL.
Now is it just me or is it mighty convenient how all these ppl who are seeing them are all posting on Perez?? It just so happens that they look on there? I know I dont look on there normally!
yep. At this point probably all the same poster jerking your chain.
Not everyone runs to perez to write it down.
Might be true but 3 sigtings in an hour and they all post it on his site? Someone might be talking to themselves, which makes it more like bs if they have to try so hard.
Wait and see. Maybe the girl will have pictures.
LMAO I called myself cobbybody- dont ask me why because my body isnt cobby at all, must ave been thinking of my cuddly cat lol!
Yeah it looks suspect as its all been within 30 mins of each other and it just so happens, if there is pics then they are sooo PR plants.
LMAO I called myself cobbybody- dont ask me why because my body isnt cobby at all, must ave been thinking of my cuddly cat lol!
Yeah it looks suspect as its all been within 30 mins of each other and it just so happens, if there is pics then they are sooo PR plants.
So now we have 3 people claiming PS and only one for LA - obviously, if she has photos she gets an extra point! LOL. WTH is going on?
Oh, and 180 - I don’t quite see how Laura’s “gig is up” if you found out that she may possibly be who she claimed to be. Doesn’t that support her? For the record I think she’s talking rubbish as I just can’t see how it benefited any of her supposed friends that she leaked a story which IMO made them all seem even worse!
The only reason Orlando would need a pretend GF is if he is actually gay - which she specifically claims he isn’t, and if he wanted a pretend GF (for any reason) why not pick one that wasn’t in a relationship with someone else, that would have made things just a tad easier.
Yep, Lass, the internet makes these games a lot harder to play. Nowadays anyone can get a snapshot with a phone and publish it for thousands to see, and it’s all free! I am anxiously waiting for the LJ piccies. Problem is… I ran out of popcorn… :)
Eh, it does sound insane, fake gf for straight guy. However, I can think of one (insane) theory, that I don’t say I agree with however:
if orlando likes to wh*re around with a lot of women then I could see him needing a pseudo STEADY gf to appease the fans and clean up his image. why would mk do it? her career wasn’t going anywhere. same reason you think she’s doing it now, except not for sex. she can get that anywhere, but maybe no other semi a-list actor would play this game and help her out.
again, not saying I believe this. AT ALL. But its a theory.
Irish Lassie, you are too cute! Maybe they just drove down there and hung out by the pool yesterday. You know how Britney (pre-daddy conservatorship) would show up at various hotels and stay a couple of hours. I wonder if they had to actually check in or if they could just show up scripts in hand, sit by the pool, (cat)walk the sidewalks, let the dog poo to get people’s attention!
@188, you are looking for logic in a gossip blog. Don’t. Useless. Lean back and enjoy the madness! ;)
@187
Because contact thinks the name is real but the info is full of horse cr++.
This person also knows Jay and although she knows the right answers she is going to humor me ask again,
This Laura person is most likely trying to change the tone of the place
or just talk sh++ for the hell of it.
There is no logical reason Orlando would go for some fake thing like tht especially since the whole thing has been nothing but a pr nighmare since it began,
One thing it does show you is that MK and her friends and still keeping up with what is said.
Comment at Perez:
“My mom is staying at the same hotel as him right now. She called me a few hours ago and said that he was lying out by the pool three chairs away from her. “
laura - you are a liar. all you did was view miranda’s list of friends from her real facebook page (which was linked in a previous jj post about miranda) and pick a name. you should be ashamed of yourself. anyone who believes anything “she” said has been watching too much “days of our lives”, “the bold and the beautiful” and “the young and the restless.” you must have crud for brains if you believe it.
Oh, and 180 - I don’t quite see how Laura’s “gig is up” if you found out that she may possibly be who she claimed to be. Doesn’t that support her? For the record I think she’s talking rubbish as I just can’t see how it benefited any of her supposed friends that she leaked a story which IMO made them all seem even worse!
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that’s sort of what makes me believe it! lol it’s so stupid, i can see miranda and her equally dumb friends thinking that would make it better. if jay agreed, nothing was really going on, just a little PR among friends ;-)
Well now it’s four people claiming Palm Springs. It does look a little strange that they’re all running to PH to post. I hope the girl claiming the LA park sighting will show photos but I’m not holding my breath.
LOL 192!! lmao Thanks :)
LOL yes I can see that its the scripts in hand that gets me its so obvious!! ridiculous lmao. I like your posts and agree with a lot of your points :)
@193 Dont you see that if all of palm springs is posting on perez it is most likely the same person trying to make it more believeable??
All the sightings run there within an hour of each other?
That looks more than suspect.
@mia
True, that could be how she got the name. Although she did know the name of Nic Pott’s dad-assuming it turns out she was right. No one knows for sure yet but maybe we will hear back.
I think she is just trying to help Mirnada save face since its becoming more and more obvious that the pictures were set up and it looks silly
MIA!!! Wow, all the insiders are out tonight!! Got any scoop for us? This is better than those soaps! :D
Mia are you the mia that was on before- a friend of Mirandas?
It would take a little bit of research but if you saw the Tamarama video and noticed who directed it you’d be led here:
http://www.tonypotts.com/
Lo and behold. Tony Potts. Now it remains to be seen if he is actually shooting MK’s portfolio. But… that would be some super research. Possible, but this Laura is super commited to the lie then.
and it still doesnt make the story true even if she does know then and know the players.
That video was made when they all were good friends for sure
Anyone that is a friend of mk’s is suspect to me since randababy can’t even be truthful about her age when it is the biggest open joke in the world.(or at least on jj!)
wish you could edit, so sorry for multi posts.
@yo laura:
I don’t get it. Why would MK’s friends want to make it seem like it was not real with Orlando and she’s living a lie? Wouldn’t they rather go on about how she’s great, Orlando’s great, blah blah blah. So either Mia is right and she lifted the name or….
@202:
Agreed. Wasn’t saying this proved it. Just that its a nice detail. Those are always good to have. It means you’re a very good liar or this person IS a friend of MKs.
I was only pointing out that it does seem that Pottsy’s dad is Tony Potts, a fashion photographer. The devil is in the details as they say.
With you that any of MKs friends are shady but if it is a legit friend of hers then… well that does thicken the plot, as it were. :D
Why would Miranda need more portfolio pics since she’s been in the modeling business for 10 years? Maybe she’s doing a video portfolio for acting work. Oh yes, we definitely need another model turned actress to try to stink up our tv/movie screens. That’s probably it.
PS I wonder if she’s taking any elocution lessons. That voice - ugh!
Urgh dont even joke about her becoming an actress *shivers* I think she wants to be from what I can tell, and no we certainyl dont need that!! No way!
I know her voice drives me mad, dont know how anyone can listen to that!!
@203
in a nutshell because they aren’t that smart?
She wants to change the topic here now?
she is just having a laugh?
maybe to make it sound more believable she didnt go
over the top about Miranda and called her not glamerous?
Because when they do end she doesn’t want it to look bad
on MK so it looks like it wasn’t real all along?
so far I’m sticking with #1 until further notice.
another reason: Maybe to stir the pot. Its a tactic to throw it out threand when she is shown to be a fool it will make all other claims and insiders look foolish also, even if they were right.
Its an old game of hers from what I was told.
Funny, how this is what people are talking about now isn’t it
Kind of really does look like they keep a close watch if her timing
was so good.
It’s either this or discuss the PS sighting from my namesake. You’re right however. It’s called the straw man tactic. Quite useful.
But the ultimitate ?? for you Yo Laura, is: what is really going on, since you’re another insider.
I’m not claiming to be an insider to all of that. Just that I know someone who can get in touch with Jay and that someone also knows of miss duran.
Laura you are full of horsesh*t.
The least you could have done was to make sure that you got the sex of her little doggie correct. In post #172, you call Frankie a “he”. Frankie is a girl.
I can’t believe that you people are so anxious to believe her that you didn’t pick up on that little tidbit.
Not that I believe that Laura shmaura, but I thought Frankie was a boy also, when asked if she was seeing anyone recently Miranda said “Frankie is the only man in my life” or words to that effect,
Again I wasnt the one who beleived her but I’m sure he is a male :/
In one of the silly behind the scenes video diaries from the VS fashion show, Miranda is dressing Frankie in angel wings, and refers to the dog as ‘her’.
You can watch the video on You tube.
Wow really? poor dog! lol Well how odd! I honestly thought it was a boy cos of the name and her saying that- lol oh well girl/boy whatever lol
So “Laura” knows the intimate details of Miranda and Orlando’s love life, yet isn’t a close enough friend to know that Frankie is a girl?
Isn’t that a bit backwards?
I know that my next door neighbors have two male dogs, but I don’t know what they do between the sheets. Maybe I should ask them?
I HAVE to ask, why does this guy have so many old biddies as fans/. There are a bunch of abrasive soccer type moms. And they are very scary people/ Disagree or even mildly suggest that thier little Orly boy is not perfect , and the knives come out. then they bind together with the silly little fan girls, and, well let me just say there IS a ritual sacrafice. What in God’ name does this man have or do for them that inspires this kind of devotion to him, He is a bit of a man ****, he pimps his relationships out, acts like an adolescent with women, and relationships, He is not the brightest man walking the earth, He looks pretty, and speaks nicely, milks the sincerety sweet innocent boy thing in interviews, but has never lived up to the image he works so hard to create, He lies to his fans, jerks them around and yet they literally worship him. I truly believe he could be the psycho in the clock tower, and these old biddies, and teenybopper fans would still be baking him stuff, and working hard to get him pardoned.. I just don’t see it. I saw the heroic characters in LOTR, and ehh the noble not too bright but square jawed hero in Pirates one, but after that, I could not see what these bloomies were so enamored of. Someone pretty please explain whay women my mom’s age want to boink him, and girls my cousins age think he is a love god. He looks like he has been rode hard and put up wet. He looks wasted or dazed and confused much of the time, he looks like he is lost alot, and I don’t think he has a clue about how to take care of himself. I wonder if he could actually make airline reseravations, rent a car and pay his bills with out PEOPLE” to do it for him. I really am clueless about the whole Orly is so hot thing.
Smile..your on candid camera- SMILE you are part of the show oh…..
http://www.journalfen.net/community/dl_anon/
I know I kinda see him like a “special needs” kid, he needs his mother to help him do everything. Its a wonder he knows how to have sex.. or did he learn it from a 10 year olds book? Either that or he is effed senseless by women and he just lays there thinnking “where am i?” he reminds me of the mongs I see in town linking arms with their carers whilst they take him out on a day trip from the mong home. Seriously he looks mongish with the humped back.. what do women see in him!
Miranda honey you are blind– please dont become his carer!!!
He is a spaka!!! Miranda looks like one in a pic but I cant find it, maybe its spaka love? Urgh spaka sex? Thats sick!!!!
I don’t belive laura’s story either but MK lies on any given situation as she sees fit.
If she wanted her dog to be a girl since she was putting wings on her she would say she was a girl then. I also remember the “man in my life” thing but I’m not sure if it was direct quote or the writer said it-but you would think the writer wouldn’t assume unless they were told.
I don’t believe her story but she is at least someone who does know who pottsy’s dad was and knew enough to make up a name of one of MK’s friends.
As someone else said she might be a very good liar who does some research or she does know her but is talking smack for whatever reason.
silly plain girl
can we forget about her
she is so full of herself
@ crackaddict - I love that lj. She/they/he pick the best of the best and just run wih it. You don’t have to spend time reading a lot of posts that don’t count. It’s a lot of laughs.
This miranda kerr chick is the pits!
I would like my girl to make an effort in her appearance, who would wanna **** that? I have heard of lubrication but that is taking the pi$$, greasy girl!
Give me a beautiful face any day, and a curvy body to match!! Oh Liv…
anyone seen the girls on here they are REAL women:
http://clicks.totemcash.com/?s=7055&p=21&pp=1
Yeah, he must not be too bright. He left home at 16 to further his education in theatre, and ended up with a BFA from a prestigious school. This, of course, after overcoming his dyslexia, and unusual home situation, and a broken back.
Yeah, what a loser.
Oh, and @217….
I LOVE that site. So freaking funny.
When I used to live in Sydney, I used to frequent the same clubs as Miranda Kerr, I even danced with her once! Go me!!! But there was talk about her giving blowjobs to guys in the club, I once asked a mate if he was telling the truth about she had given him one (thought it was crap- you know bravado that he had a sexy model) But he was honest, it got worse when afterwards he found out had Herpes, Miranda was the last girl to give him anything sexual… poor guy has the reminder for the rest of his life , I stopped fancying her then. Apparently a few guys had caught herpes after meetings with her, glad I didnt get that far with her!
Still nice to see she is doing well for herself- just hope the guy is using his condoms
224 anyone can overcome dyslexia, my 12 year old cousin did? SO?? He still spelt Errol (as in Flynn) EROLL- LMAO!!!! DUHHH!! Any thicko can act, its not rocket science, why do you think so many thick people go into acting? duhh he hasnt done anything academic or clever. And recovering from a broken back means you are a genius? LMAO riiiight
HIs unusual home situation?? It couldve been worse, still dont make him clever, he is thick with a capital T. I have seen him in interviews, read them too, he comes across as dense and a bit slow, its not as if he deserves the pulitzer prize for learning a few lines, lets face it he never needs to learn much as he’s always usually just “supporting”
God whats up anyway- is being thick a crime? sheesh you are descriminating
Sooo, you’re saying that she cut her dog’s wiener off, just so she could use the angel wings?
That is just too stupid to believe.
And @225
You should be sued. That is libel. Miranda’s people should go after you for that lie. Say that she is ugly, or stupid, or has low morals, because those are just opinions. But to maliciously say what you did, could land you in court. These posts aren’t as anonymous as you would like to believe.
With your spelling and grammar, it’s laughable that you are calling someone else “thick with a capitalT”.
Go back to school. Maybe then you can learn that a BFA is indeed “academic”.
Yeah but was I saying I was clever? HA no so…
Yeah but I’m only saying what I was told by my mate, I am not claiming as fact that she has anything, as how can I KNOW 100%? i am telling you what my pal told me, that’s all. Calm down!
227 how do you KNOW she hasn’t got anything anyway? Odd.
lol. I didn’t see the clip so I don’t know if a wiener was visable.
My only point was I think she lies when it suits her -regardless of the subject.
There have been references to that dog being both male and female
Sorry, you can’t backtrack now. You said….” Apparently a few guys had caught herpes after meetings with her, glad I didnt get that far with her!”
That is you saying that you know this for a fact. So either admit that you are lying, or face the possible fallout.
You people need to be careful with what you say. Insult all you want, but don’t state things like this as fact. That can get you in trouble.
And how do you know he/she was lying??
Someone just happens to find this old thread, and posts something like that? It’s as obvious a lie as the “friends” who suddenly show up out of the blue, to defend the girl after 200 posts.
just so you know, miranda no longer has a myspace. So I wouldnt be using her friend list as gospel. she hasnt logged on to her real one since june 2007
Christ x17 anything & everything dirty goes now huh. braindamage-druggie-manwh*** whateva works for ya huh. cast jury doubt bout his state of mind-aint that bout the only defense ya got. ticktock–gettin’ hot hot hot for ya now, what with the guy ya beat up sueing & the cops bustin’ all over your cameraguys a** tues. nite…genius puttin’ it on the site. the cops 3/21 telling the press bout the criminal investigation you been under for months-OH!OH!OMG!what case is that?OH!OH!OMFG! could it be Orly’s. could it. uh ya think…track record to investigate these cases is 6 mos-heatin up for ya huh. freakin retards. Ohhh luv,luv,luv, that your screening comments at your site now. can’t have anyone askin to many questions. most of the idiots on JJ are dumba**es & pods but your fools if ya think that hordes of fans won’t swarm when they bust your a**. HOHO betcha all those piccies of Orly & his phone & him acting sooo scared, he got lots & lots of evidence of your threats recorded. Damned pesky phones do it all now–movies..piccies. betcha all are so pi**ed none of your smear sh** gets picked up by mainstream, hey they aint dumb & haven’t run any of your guys stuff___ oh lets see- since the accident. you only have a few braindead exfans believin Orly has the worst PR team eva, but OMG they do have containment down pat–doncha think. betcha they made deals on exclusives…when the sh** hits fans. just give it up.
KnockKnock—whoever ain’t the real person their sayin–laura–have a lawyer—she can so sue your butt–OMG idiot.
First off how can anyone sue anyone on her when no one is who they say they are… Second both Orlando and Miranda are together, however it works… Third Orlando needs a new role, that ship is sinking… Fourth Orlando looks terrible…. Fifth enough already!
I don’t know where all of this suing stuff comes from, but you (incl. those outside of the US) should read the following from a CNN article re: a campus gossip site (JuicyCampus):
Under U.S. law, sites like JuicyCampus generally bear no responsibility for what their users post, said George Washington University law professor Daniel Solove, author of the recent book “The Future of Reputation: Gossip, Rumor, and Privacy on the Internet.”
I don’t know where that person rambling about X17 is coming from. Orlando and Miranda put themselves out there for the public. They will have to take the bad with the good (as meagre as the good seems lately).
that’s the ticket #238, ignore it, change subject–maybe it’ll all go away–ostrich much? don’t worry bout Orly’s roles, once this breaks he’ll be bigger news then ever he was. sure heads will explode here. you can lead an idiot to truth but cant make them see. it’s gonna happen soon ready or not. what ya think Hornby meant by -ahem—it ain’t whatcha think thats for sure.
most people ain’t pretendin to be another real person dummy. just usin fake names.
course you don’t get it—you got rocks for brains. don’t say you werent warned–believe it—don’t believe it— won’t matter.
and what truth is that, 240? Come on, gonna play the insider, bring the goods so that you can have the glory when the truth comes out.
tick tock, we’re waiting.
1) MIranda was there for a vs shoot-pics on fashionspot
2) I wonder if it was her pr that called in the sighting since they
did so much over kill in the comments section. No way 5 DIFFERENT people saw them and all of them ran to perez comments within an hour of each other. Or maybe one person did call it in but thought overloading the comments would make it more believeable.
3)Wonder if Orlando was REALLY with her or not. Nothing would shock me if that was a lie too. Not saying he wasn’t for sure but this whole thing is whacked and you can’t even believe what you see since the pictures even seem to be different dates sometimes.
4)Did the girl and lj give a link to check to see if she put the pictures of the dog park up yet?
I was curious about those doggy park pictures too.
I agree 243, the picture time line seems a bit odd.
Guess you have to take into consideration the source.
What truth are we waiting for?
On anouther site there tring to bring jennifer aniston up again.I think they over did it and both are becoming the laughing stock. I give it a month are two and she’ll leave him because he flirts to much or whatever.After this is all said and done he needs to go somewhere for a couple of weeks or months and let things cool off and grow his ass up some.
OMG! I am in a shock. Part 1.First of all, i am sorry for my english cause it’s not my native language. I live in Baltic States (it is north of exs USSR,now it is new EU countries) in Letland. And even from here during last month I come across this peace of ****, each time when I check my yahoo mail. I can’t say that i am a big fan of Orlando,but i respected him for his acting style (I am am imposed by the European style of actor’s skill). It was pleasant to me, that he plays those roles which he like, not chasing for ratings and tabloids. He has enough money what to dare to be filming or to not be filming there where he wants.
#94 wrote,that “He would love to know what middle age ladies think about that”. Well i am 30(almost 31),am i enough middle age to answer? I think that Mr.Bloom is kind a talanted but very naive and credulous person,who is under influence of a sexual attraction and whose brain is confused by ambitious but sexy maneater M.Kerr.
I saw las VS show,and there was just about 15 minuts Mirandas time.She is dropped out of a holder, D list is best of her at this moment. And few days later starts all those gossip things. First it was paps photos in NY? when early in the morning Orly was leaving. Tell me who called the paps?How do they knew that he will leave and she will see off him up to the car, thus posing for ” invisible cameras ” what to prove to be from the best foreshortening?Orlando did that?Don`t make me laugh.He is a guy. Mens don`t do that things.He looked tired on that photos,she was looking fresh made day make up.
Then starts the story about “my boyfrend stinks”, just a few days after -she was very busy to visit Oscar afterparty.^))) Grow up girl, if somebody stinks, it is - you. Then was episode with her Blackberry,were reporter accidentali saw a picture with a kiss. So if Orlando did not want to say that they sometimes spend a night together,she will do it herself! You will tell me,that if he would argue against her actions, he wont let the next paps photo comes e.c.t., but my dear friends, do you know what is the best way how to make man forgot all his claims, discontent and to make so that he would eat from your hands all that you consider itsnecessary to feed to him? Correctly. To lay him on a back, “to saddle” him and present to him magic night. That’s it. And then,while he is in a condition of full pleasure and is not capable to think adequately (men have two heads: the first one belton shoulders , the second below the . When they think with the second one, a brain usually - is disconnected) it is possible to call safely to a paps,to prompt them from what place it is more convenient to photograph and accept the necessary pose before an objective.
This is wah middle age lady thinks about all that stuff.
IMHO of cours.
what site?
I have a feeling that if he was gonna grow up he would have done it already. I think he was raised as the king of the household, by a doting mother who couldn’t see any of his faults. Pictures of them together always make me sad, because it always looks like his sister is shunted off to the side, and Orlando is center stage. Take that foundation and add into it the attention, fame, money, and almost worship like intensity of some of his fans, and a monster has been created. I wonder if his mom knows this. For someone who says he loves his family and they are the most important people in his life, he sure lives a long way from them. And it is not because of work, and even though his diehard delusional fans say he HAS to be in LA to get work, everyone knows that is hogwash. He is in LA because he likes the party lifestyle. I wonder if his mom has tried to talk to him, or sent his biological dad there to talk to him and to suggest he may need some help. The easiest way to ignore that and shut what he probably sees as nagging up, is to distance himself, and he has sure done that. He lives in LA, he has only set foot in the UK once since October and that was a flying two night stay and then right back out.. He has made new friends, party friends, friends that may indulge in the comsuption of illegal substances, he has people around him telling him how talented he is, how sexy he is, how this movie or that movie is gonna garner him respect. (my god does he really think a Johnny To movie is going to get him noticed. 99% of the people will never see it. I would be surprised if it is widely released in the states and that is IF it even gets made. And all of these people feeding him the lie are people who work for him, people whose job it is is to butter him up, prop up his ego, lie to him about what great oppotunities are out there.
His fans say “oh our boy Orly is such a great actor all these directors love him, and he is not working because 1. long break (how long like forever?) 2. Writers Strike 3. he is just waiting for the perfect little indie film that will let him shine. he got that chance and blew it. At the same time he alineated alot of well known brits who could have been valuable to have in his corner if he wanted to make more British films. his fans have tied themselves in to knots screaming at everyone that he had to drop out because of scheduling conflicts, and anyway Nick Hornby is a jerk, no talented prick. My question is if Orly is so wonderfully talented why aren’t great directors knocking down his door. Answer, his fan base was teenagers and old ladies with a few jaded mommy types who made him their hero. Teenagers have moved on, most of the old ladies have finally figured out what he is, so that only leaves the delusional mommy types who just can’t believe their hero is a party guy who whores around and acts like a jerk. Even some of them are starting to wonder, because of this stupid fake/nonfake relationship he is pimping with the model who acts like a junior high plastic girl. I think he had a small window to make his switch from teeny bopper heart throb into serious actor, and that window has slammed shut, and his stupidity has locked it for good.
rant over, I think I am more pissed at his idiot fans than I am at this mentally challenged freak with the fantastic looks who has had his ride.
I think both X-17 and e-Online have things about Orlando and Jennifer. I wish it were true!
http://x17online.com/celebrities/jennifer_aniston/bloom_dumps_aussie_for_aniston-03282008.php#more
x17 is just coping page 6
they are good freinds but odd that page 6 is going with it since they are mk supporters.(so it seemed.)
They made a point of saying how MK was no where to be found at the charity things.
I think they said the exact same thing at the oscars thing with rumer so maybe they are making the same point as a lot of us, thats its funny the cabbage kid never gets to go tothe big parites with the real stars.
Does make you wonder.
I don’t think its just about the red carpet thing either. Oscar parties didnt have that and there are no pics and there are hardly any pics of Orlando here either. Just a few of him leaving.
LOL. Maybe he doesn;t want her around when he is talkig to his alist friends and having fun. Some guys are like that.
Aw, he’s just a silly little girly-man and always will be, and she’s this skinny little ‘doll-faced’ girly-woman with a tiny ‘breathy’ voice who’s used to being spoilt and craves attention. These two little plastic Barbies are perfect for each other - until one of them spots a newer, shinier toy and decides to move on. (Hollyweird - gotta love it.)
Aw, he’s just a silly little girly-man and always will be, and she’s this skinny little ‘doll-faced’ girly-woman with a tiny ‘breathy’ voice who’s used to being spoilt and craves attention. These two little plastic Barbies are perfect for each other - until one of them spots a newer, shinier toy and decides to move on. (Hollyweird - gotta love it.)
in the x17 comments someone post a picture of Miranda and someone which looks like it might be Orlando and it could be a camera picture.
They are trying tosay it was from last night. No way to proove that at all
but even more sad that someone that knows her and was with her is resorting to posting pictures on the net to prove it.
They really are a desperate bunch aren’t they?
looks like she took another picture of him kissing her with her phone. Maybe so when people ask why she wasn’t at the charity thing, she can whip out that phone (the one I think is surgically attached to her hand) and say he was only there for a while and then he came back to me. That girl seems to need to record on video or still picture every damn thing that happens to her. You just KNOW that there is a sex tape of them on her phone along with some pretty interesting pictures. Maybe the video will “accidentally” start to play during her next magazine interview. He must love her famewhore ways, since he is so eager to pose for her when ever she wants to snap another picture of them with her phone. I can’t figure out, if she just gets him wasted so he doesn’t notice, or he is really that sorely lacking in the intelligence field. Probably a combination of both. I think he his IQ is below 3 figures, he has coasted by on his looks his whole life, but to really have a career you gotta have some brains, and I think his are pretty addled.
it kind of looked like him to me but the eyes seemed off but maybe he was wasted.
either way-how do we know when it was taken? If it was last night how odd that it had to be her or someone very close to her to post that on a gossip blog? How low class can this whole family go?
If it is him I wouldn’t be surprised if it is from the same time as the one she referred to in the HB article.
so who is posting pictures of her? tacky tacky, desperate girl
if it was on her phone, or even just taken by a friend using her phone, I wonder how it appeared so quickly on the Internet, The are like the king and queen of fame ***** pimping, no one else does it so obviously, or as badly
Gossip tightens as a drug. I am amazed To myself . I sit here and I read all it is delirium. But it is already interesting to me, How all tHIS will end and what will be in the program of circus representation in the name of Miranda? further. All the same I still do not believe , that all this dirt has arranged by Orlando. With all my sympathy to him, he would not have enough brains to this.
By the way i have a question: how can you take picture of yourself during a kiss with a guy?
odd bird indeed. What kind of celebrity has their family posting on blogs and post pictures of her and her supposed bf on x17 comments section? If she is trying that hard to prove something it makes me question all the more when it was taken. She is so below dlist she comes across like a fan who met their favorite celeb. and can’t wait to post their pictures on their lj for all to see.
I have wondered the same thing, especially since they made it sound as though he had his tongue down her throat. If you were getting that hot and bothered, seems like a phone would be the last thing i would care about. Unless she is such a cold bimbo, who was only thinking I gotta get this recorded so I can show it to everyone and make sure that the whole world, (especially the ones who can help my career) know that I am ******* Orlando Bloom. Looks like it did get her that important headling E!News She is ******* Orlando Bloom right above her face. Maybe mom and dad will frame that one and use it for their Christmas cards lol
is it for sure him?
LOL, I tried to compare to other pix of him and I’m not 100% sure.
I didn’t notice a prominate freckle under his left cheek bone like that but who knows. I agree the expression in the eyes doesn’t seem like him but he might have been drunk or high.
any guesses on when this was really taken?
I wonder if she is having freinds post pics when there is the first sign of gossip about someone else it won’t take much for her to talk or release other things if it doesn’t go her way.
save the pic it might disappear.
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. Really sad and pathetic if it wasnt last night and someone is claiming it was.
how low will she go? yet to be seen I’m sure
it looks like he is pushing his tongue out of his mouth onto her cheek. He does look high, and I am thinking he spends more alot of time that way. Maybe that is why he isn’t working, he would have to lay off the drugs, maybe why the fired him from Education. I wonder how he will spin it when his character from education filming is done and nothing has started for Red Circle, even more funny how will his delusional fans spin it.
when ever the pictures of them together are posted, there are always a few that have Miranda with “cat who ate the canary” look on her face. She is loving every minute of this attention, I bet she is a demanding little thing
That guy doesn’t look like Orlando.Yes he look very alike to Orly,but i am quate sure it is not Bloom^)))
When she was to busy to visit Oscar afterparty she said he stinks. What will she say now? That he needs a lot of viagra to make se[ with a woman and she is the only one who can stand it?
pix i’d loive to save picture,but i can’t do that((( Is it over the rules if someone of you will copy that link to the photo here or it is ok to do that? If it is OK,please DO! I’ll show tha “crazy kiss” to our PR manager at work.So he’ll knew what does it mean a really bad PR.
And as a matter of fact. On perezhilton still no photos from palm springs^))))
I am beginning to think your whole English as a second language spiel is bogus. You have too many of the idioms down, I believe you are faking this, and probably laughing your ass off about it. And please just because you are not an English speaker doesn’t mean you are stupid, or did you think we would buy that, sure you are gonna show your manager at work this picture and ask if you can keep it, because a bunch of people on a blog told you to. Now that is stupid thinking we would believe that.
That guy doesn’t look a thing like Orlando Bloom. Wonder who that is and who posted the picture….
Someone needs their eyes testing , that is NO WAY Orlando, it looks nothing like him, really ladies I’m surprised at you all lol
Dont know who the guy is, but itd 100% not him. So whoever tried to pass that off as him is mad.
and an ESL person wouldn’t use PR or “as a matter of fact”
But it IS Miranda in that picture and whoever had access to it had to be in her close circle of friends since it was a camera phone.
I agree it probably isn’t him but it does look enough like him that people are trying to pass it off as such. Is she in on that? How did she find someone to look kind of like him to do that?Again, so many questions its just weird again.
If she is part of this then what is really going on that she would need to do something like that. She already got her pap pic quota for the month.
as embarresed as I am to admit it, I was a nut for Legolas when LOTR came out. One thing I remember is how interesting I thought it was that the lobe of his ear was pointed and mirrored the points on his ears when he played legolas. They say when people try to disguise themselves one of the things that will give them away is the ears. Look at his ears, the lobes are pointed. if ya want to take the time compare them to his other pictures, and the ears are the same. It is a funny pose and he doesn’t look like himself, but we all have pictures that don’t look much like us, she probably had to get it snapped pretty fast and if she was the one holding the phone she couldnt see what the picture was gonna look like
I don’t know who the guy is, but I’m quite sure it is not Orlando.
To: @265
Actually I am not obliged to report to you, but too caustic intonations in yours commentshave provoked me to makesome explanations/
You wrote:
I am beginning to think your whole English as a second language spiel is bogus. You have too many of the idioms down, I believe you are faking this, and probably laughing your ass off about it.
My answer:
I’ve started to learn English in 1987,don’t you think i have enough time to speak English as second language,as good as it possible and use the idioms? Besides last 3 years i work with UK and US newspapers and magazines (translating the articles for our publisher in Letland). And thank you for the compliment about my English.
You wrote:
And please just because you are not an English speaker doesn’t mean you are stupid, or did you think we would buy that, sure you are gonna show your manager at work this picture and ask if you can keep it, because a bunch of people on a blog told you to. Now that is stupid thinking we would believe that.
My answer:
I am a little bit old to play games around the celebs photo, don’t you think? If i would like to keep the photo i would save the link in “favorites”. I just thought that tommorow from work i could open this jj blog page,and countinue make jokes about sweet couple and teir examples of bad PR with my manager.
If i said something wrong or you misunderstood me it is just because it seems that we have different culture and norms of dialogue in blogs as jj.
Link please. I would appreciate it.
I was wondering if this is the actual camera phone pic that she waved about at the HB interview? In a wavy way it could be thought to be orlando- what does anyone reckon??
This is Orlando Bloom, it is not a good likeness, but it is him. the poster above is right check out the ears and then compare them they are; the same.
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/9426/mirlandopi0.jpg
yep it is him
LMAO it isnt him, you can say it as many times as you like its not going to make it true!! The eyebrows- not orlandos, the eyes- not orlandos- the nose too small to be orlando, the face is TOO LONG to be orlandos and i have NEVER seen him have hair like that! The ears “seem” similar but then again my friend has ears like that and shes not Orlando, I have seen him ifromthat angle before and its not him, unless he has had plastic surgery! Im getting perplexed here because anyone can see its not him!!! And to say it is is madness and desperation.
That looks nothing like him. Are you all smoking something? And if you are, share? LOL.
#276, you obv posted it in the first place. Redisni. If you think you can pass off any dark haired bloke who is kissing Miranda on the cheek as Orlando then I have a couple of bridges to sell you… seriously couldnt you have found a better orlando “lookalike?” out of all the picst here is of her being kissed by men, sure there must be one.
Interestingly how many” ass in a sleeve ” has have Miranda? I am even afraid to guess already, that will be her following course. It already “has casually blabed out” that during Pirates she was together with Orlando, differently whence she got the nobility that during shootings he went in the same jeansby weeks? Then a photo with a kiss. Prosecutions to paps. What now? Correctly here have noticed, on a photo it looks as a cat whoe had eaten a plenty amount of cream.But Orlando grows dark, sick and tired.
just because you hate the idea of it being him, doesn’t change the fact that it is,. but I guess the people who said everyone over here is crazy may be right, are you all so desperate to believe that Miranda is faking this that you will buy into it not being him. I think Miranda is a witless plastic bimbo and I hope she gets exactly what she deserves, her career made a laughing stock, and all of the alisters who she longs to hang out with snickering behind her famewhoring back, but I gotta say unfortuantly this is a picture of him with her, drunk or high and feelin no pain but him nonetheless
LINK– if you want that to be him, go ahead and believe it. But it is not him. Repeating it won’t make it so. He might be there and everything you say might be fact. But that picture is NOT Orlando Bloom. Go get your eyes examined if you are serious. If you’re merely starting trouble then carry on.
link/// I couldnt care less if it hadve been him- why should I be- they are together, dating , effing -so why would i care??? That doesnt make any sense hun!! Before I clicked on the link I expected it to be him, so….
Also when I’m pi$$ed as a **** on booze my face doesnt change into someone elses, but like “perez” says, go ahead and believe it if it gets you through your days and masturbation, I KNOW it isnt him as do others, so you play all you like, like any other troll,I will ignore you, we are mad for not believing you saying the man in the pic is orlando, which any fool can see that it isnt- riiight heres to being mad then.
Oh and the more you are desperately giving excuses to why this doesnt look like his “usual” self makes it look like you are all the more desperate to prove that it is him lmao keep going its funny!
Oh and if this is them 2 please post more of them lmao
So even it is he,so what? This picture looks as it was made as a drunk joke in fashionshow aftrparty.
But, stll.Will any of people who is here post a privet picture like that to a publicity? Is it normal to show up you private lifi? Ok OB is not a smart guy,he got a girl with big mouth (in all senses of this expression). But for now he looks like a victom of immature and arrogant girl. If after all that this relationship will bloom tan he is pothetic. God The world has turned over from legs on a head. Ughhh!
Not Orlando. No Way.
And I’ve seen that picture before. And I think it was at OLove.
I think it was about 6-10 months ago someone was trying to pass that off as them too, but everyone there laughed their a**es off and hands down said no way. Even the shippers!
I think someone came on and confirmed it was at some afterparty for a fashion show then too.
looks NOTHING like bloom
heck?
1) When is this pic from?(assuming it is him)Does not mean it was last night and if it was that is beyond childish to run to a gossip pic to post your personal photos in response to the JA thing that came out this morning
2) Who would post it in this fashion? MK and OB have to know who took it.
3)Someone mentioned that the same name that posted a sighting on perez yesterday was also the name that posted this picture. Are Mk and her people that desperate? To load one gossip page with sightings within and hour and then to post another pictures on another sight?
4)Someone said that the Perez sighting appeared right about the same time that “laura” showed up here talking all kinds of werid smack. Was the whole team on line then?
5) If this is Orlando is the picture a way to say we can post more if we need to.
I’m on the team that says it doesn’t look like Orlando. It just doesn’t to me. It’s not about some weird denial as someone above said since I am sure they have done a lot more then what is seen in this picture. I just don’t think it looks like him,
It’s her brother so chill peeps, chill!
OMG!!! Orlando and Miranda!!
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/5647/orliandrandapq5.gif
They look so happy :/
man #286 I think your right. I sorta, kinda , vaguely remember this too. only I think some one was asking if it might be them rather than saying it was them. but everyone there did say no way that it was only because of the dark hair. and yeah. NOT him. even if he was drunk or stoned, completely different face man! And the kiss looks like just a friendly, albeit tipsy, silly cheek peck between friends or coworkers. not romantic at all.
I don’t think orlando is that stupid. But I do think they know we are on to them and know this picture comes up which isn’t orlando to prove what I don’t know it makes her look stupid. I hope and pray he isn’t pushing his family and closest friends away from him over not wanting to listen. Ihave a feeling life is about too throw him a curve ball he will have to choose this lifestyle or family.Whatever it is he will be a different person once the ordeal is over. Life has many ways of making you grow up.
On that pic I posted the likeness isnt that great, they both didnt have their girdles on, their make up on or wigs…. ;)
lass, ROTFLMAO! Thanks.
Yeah, of course he’s the one kissing Miranda! Except he had his broken nose fixed, hairline modified, jawbone chiseled, eye wrinkles botoxed, etc.
LINK, what the he!! are you smoking and where do I get some?
BTW, I don’t remember anyone mentioning, but MK is working in PS.
http://www.thefashionspot.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4311292&postcount=4412
Irish lassie - Ha hah ah!! BEST! Yeahth? you’re right girl! Happiest couple in whole world! And defenetly that is MK & OB!
LMAO I couldnt resist to have a bit of a pi$$ take glad you liked :)
Oh yeah Jaded, I think it was posted here she herself is in PS, but we have no confrimation of Orlando there as yet :)
I thought I sw a pic of the bro once andhe had chubby cheeks like her.
and was a bit heavy like their dad.
I thought his hair was lighter like hers as well.
Don’t know for sure but that is what I remember.
Lass, I am getting to the point where I refuse to believe anything without a picture that has a daily newspaper in it with the exact date clearly visible… like kidnappers do it in movies to prove that their prisoner is still alive, you know? :)
Don’t knnow if that’s her brother, but I definately know it ain’t Bloom!
Is that true what someone just said that the person who posted the springs sighting also posted this pic at x-17? Aren’t they like Bloom’s arch enemies or something? If true ,odd and pathetic.
She’s there to work and the paparazzi just happened to know she’d be there? I suppose she brought them with her. She has no shame. And if it turns out Orlando is there, neither does he. Such a set up. I feel sorry for the people buying that this is twu wuv.
x17 did not post that picture. Someone in the comments section is trying to sell it as them and trying to claim it was last night. They are using this as evidence to say she is with him in PS.
I think the person was mistaken about the posters in the comments-it is not the same name as the poster on perez. Either way it doesn’t matter since you can change your name each time like here.
Hey while a looked through this http://www.thefashionspot.com/forums/f52/miranda-kerr-11888-219.html
i read interesting post. The most interesting from it, is:
“” all I keep thinking everytime I see a picture of her and Orlando is “There is who the fantasy bra will go to” and if that happens, no offense but I think I just might scream my head off. Because while she is a great angel she doesn’t deserve the bra by any means…maybe in a few years. But…selita got it last year because of Nick…sure I’m an Adriana fan and hope finally she’ll get it (IMO she’s the one that truly deserves it, since it’s her 10th year with VS) but who knows..I like Miranda and I hope her and Orlando are happy I just hope it’s not a way to get her name out there or to get things out of her career because she’s Orlando’s girlfriend.”"
May be that bra (daimond bra i guess) is the reason why she is in need to be OB girlfriend?
2′
Yesterday..
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/5131/jaymirandajw6.jpg
Oh, Sophie, what a cute, innocent picture of this nice little girl! Thanks a lot. I will cherish it as long as… her name is not forgotten. We can all guess how long it will be. I have my theory. Thx again! :)
don’t be stupid-she was in palm springs yesterday.
there are a million pics of jay and cabbage girl.
proves nada.
Erm Sophie… you arent claiming this was yesterday as in actual yesterday are you?? Or are you meaning yesterday as in “all our yesterdays>?/?” PMSL!!!
This is Palm springs………
oh but sophie, just curious, was this during the time she was effing Orlando and the lawyer as well?
she should try acting. she would be great as the bi!ches on a daytime soap
YES-TER-DAY
PALM SPRINGS
SAVVY????
Oh FFS, here we go again!!
you call that proof?
try harder.
for all we know it was 2005 in NYC summertime.
your pic is about as on the mark as Lass’s pic above of the old couple.
prove it…………
LMAO 311 exactly! When will ppl get it ointo their heads- we arent gullable. Sophie prove it or get lost!!!!
Wow, I looked at that on the computer in the library and when I came home I looked at it again, and mea cupla to all, you are right it isn’t him. They do have similar ears though. Many my anatomy prof would be so disappointed in me. Now has anyone looked at pictures of her friends so they can id this guy, and Orlando are you sad, you have to share phone time with another, but you are already used to sharing her with another, several anothers in fact
when the use the word savy it is always some pathetic pirates fan, who probably thinks they should make a whole movie about will turner, they know the whole plot and make up new ones, maybe we should cut poor sophie some slack she is already delusional she thinks she is a pirate. Man those last two were the most god awful mismash of movies I have ever seen. I still want my money and time back!
I have been saying SAVVY for years, I am 35 forgodsake, not a stupid Orlando Bloom fanny girl, that’s all your jobs! The pic is when I say it’s from.
Orlando “pathetic ugly *****” Bloom is the worst Actor on the planet and so not a nice guy, not like the guy in the photo with gorgeous Miranda, now that IS what you call a “Beautiful couple”, perfection in a couple is hard to find, notice how she glows with Jay… wiht Orlando? Flat and miserable.
#315,how right you are! I cringe when I hear it, as it is so patronising also, urgh I shiva!!! lol
Oh Sophie, Sophie, Sophie…..
You’re 35 yrs old and still say “savvy”? Oh my.
But take heart, most of us share your assessment of fair Bloom’s talent, however, in truth, the picture means nothing. So perhaps dear Sophie of the Inner Circle, you could share a tidbit, or two, of experience and exposition just how the fair Sir is “so not a nice guy”?
As a gesture of good faith and will of course.
OMG!
If this is MK and her team, this is just hysterical fun! The more you poke and prod them, the more exasperated they get and the more hysterical the tactics become! Too too fun.
She really knows how to use that finger, I think she is also using it the same way in her drunken **** dancing on table pics too. I guess she is learning one thing at a time, and she is still practicing this finger thing. The more I see her the less I like her. and whatever tiny little grain of respect I might have dug up for Orlando is gone. He needs to pack up his pathetic nothing career and go home to mommy. That is if his family is still talking to him. I keep think surely they will stage an intervention soon, if they don’t he is gonna be selling his mustache hairs on ebay soon. Or maybe he will just do a sex tape wiith Miranda, at least it would be one way to get back in front of the camera, especially since it seems no REAL directors want him
you should read what the imbd, ka-bloom, and olove biddies say about Johnny to , you would think he was spielberg or something the way they go on. The imbd crows are the most pathetic, they really think they are more liberal than the crowd that runs his other worship centers,
when the shooting for red circle doesn’t begin for months, IF it ever does start, I say we go over to imbd, olove, ka-bloom and point and laugh at the cows. You know that they will just keep makin excuses for hm. He had to quit education to train, red cirlce is starting sooner than thought, education was shooting longer than thought, they couldn’t coordinate his busy schdule, but you do have to be busy to have a busy schdule . When it ll falls in like a house of cards, I am dying to know how they spin it, so they can make Orlando look ok, OH I know they will blame Horby again, did you know he is the real reason Orlando dropped out, seems that the great and powerful Hornby was mean to their little Orli, so Orli had to stamp his foot and quit.
Ok… for a start he is a selfish prick! He wanted a Threesome with her and another girl he knows, it is his sexual demands she is having trouble with, he is into all kinds, he likes to take close up photos and films their “parts” during sex, and watches it over and over, he is obsessed with Anal, and doesn’t care if she is sore or hurting, he just throws vaseline at her. He wants blowjobs all the time, even when he hasnt washed, yet never returns the favor.
Jay has been a wonderful shoulder for her to cry on and loves her beyond belief. Miranda is becoming a shell of the woman she once was. I worry so much!
do you write for soap operas on the side, cause you should, so why doesen’t she leave his sorry ass, oh yes I forgot she needs the publiciity. Either she has the worsts friends in the world who can’t keep their mouths shut, she is pimping out her body like a *****, or you are some sad delusional fruitcake who likes to stire up trouble, I am thinkin maybe the second and third reason together.
straw men
straw men
dont buy it.
if was a monster no way her family would have let her go back to la
no kidding and no way anyone would beleive anything at this point.
Thing is she went back and back and back so if there is an ounce of truth to any of it it just shows she valued fame and money above her own convictions, including on jay.
this person is just trying to start cr++
We will get her new pap pictures later this week probably
Whatever your little brains want to think,. thing is with Randa is that she has been used by men for most of her life, she actually thinks that Bloom is worth it because apart from the sex ****- he is a rather nice man (I disagree) she said it is like being with 2 people, as a person when sex isn’t in the equation he is normal and very sweet, but as soon as sex comes into it he becomes rough and very selfish- like a light going on. I think (and others ) think she should leave him- her parents- eww no one can stand them at all, all they care about is money, they don’t care, to them she is a glorified hooker, sad but her parents are pretty damned crazy. After all what father says to his already skinny daughter that she needs to lose her fat ass??
It was Jay’s idea to have her move to New York to get her away from her mother (who makes Joan Crawford look like mom of the year- she is jealous crazy of her own daughter!) and father (who wouldn’t care if she went into p0.rn as long as she was rich and famous!)
Randa though knows they aren’t great people, yet she always wants their approval, it is really sad. She just wants to be loved- all through her life, when she told me about it all I was in tears- and you know what she said bless her?? “I’m fine- really I am”.
Why am I posting here? Well I know certain people are watching here and I care about Randa and want all this **** to stop, Bloom, her parents, all of it, she is so insecure, fragile and vunerable. I want her to be helped, not used and abused!
So now they have him paired up with Jennifer A. again. Seems they need to place him with an A-lister. Jennifer is credible (I believe) so maybe they want it to rub off on Orlando. So much crap to pull away from over the last few months. I wonder if it will even help. I wonder if they will deny it in a few days like they did the last time.
I’ll humor you for one minute and assume it is true….
She went for it. He knew what he was about and SHE must also value fame and fortune above all else.
Maybe he treated her that way because that is how she sold herself to him. She went back LAST WEEK to someone you say is that bad because she valued her career advancement more than anything else.
She also used him and played him in the press. So maybe they both knew they were using each other.
So what went wrong this week? Is the pap party over again?
but now back to reality,..I’m not falling for it,.
besides, the perez sightings have her in PS with buddha
My english is not very good. Sorry I´m an european girl (Spain).
The only thing I can say about them is: Publicity for both of them.
Orlando..too much without working and Miranda what Can I say? I´d never heard a thing about her till she “appear” like O.B´s girlfriend
I don´t believe this is love.
Sorry I hope you understand “my spanglish”
Kisses
You lot are all on the outside, you think she is going back to him so deserves it? There is more to a relationship than sex, maybe she is mad enough to think she can change that part- and then he will be “perfect” -huh!
Why does everyone presume this is all about publicity for HER and her alone? That she is getting so much out of the Pappy pics? I mean he isn’t getting anything is he? Do me a favor! All celebrity couples use the media in some shape or form, it doesn’t mean the relationship is only based on Publicity alone!!
Sophie… it is really hard to beleiev anyone on here because there has been that many people claiming this, that and the other!! IF and thats IF by the tiny chance you are being honest then, why wont she leave him? At the end of the day, some people just arent right for each other, so they call it a day, she can always leave him and use the “ex girlfriend of Orlando Bloom” for ages after to give her the publicity lol!
but miss kerr took it to a whole new level.
She LIED to him in the beginning about how she was talking to the press.
I’m sure you remember or even might have helped her with the call ins
She would tell Orlando she was saying just friends and tell another paper something different.
She had that dinne in Oct called in to the DT by her pr person to get herself hooked with Orlando.
Orlando isnt the only other famous person she has tried to hook up with to get her name out there.
She lies about a lot of things doesnt she?
How do you know she isn’t lying about this to you now for pity party?
She wants to be famous. She doesn’t like him for him so if she is willing to put up with her that is her fault. She is an adult. Say NO and walk away. She wants his status.
Also, why did she make such crass jokes to the HB if she wasnt into that kind of thing? Doesn’t she come across like she is down for all of that?
oh..but just for fun..who was the girl he wanted a threesome with?
and btw: why is carly still working for her AND brent all this time?
Obviously you are ill informed, Randa has NEVER lied to anyone. I know she isn’t lying to me, I have met Bloom and he comes across as very strange man, I have met her parents… they say things to her like I mentioned in front of people- they don’t give a ****!
Sure she wants to be more known- is that so wrong? It has been drilled into her for as long as she can remember, it is probably part of who she is as an adult, she has been pushed into it all her life.
She used “crassness” in that interview- sure Randa has a wicked sense of humor, maybe even smutty- but that doesn’t mean she is into or deserves to be treat as a piece of meat by a man! Like I say she will probably think she can change that part of him- she is crazy to think that! Like I said she has grown up in a very sexist environment, where she thinks sex is what women should do for men.
The girl is someone who isn’t a celeb. So the name in irrelevant.
Because Carly is close with them both and works for them both, Jay is close to Randa as I said before. Nobody had any affair, it was all mutual, and Jay stillloves Randa and hopes he will get her back, I think deep down Randa still loves Jayt too
Never lied to anyone?
So she never lied about her age?
She never lied to Jay since April of last year?
She and Orlando(who you claim is a sex fien) just hung out
and never had sex while she was with Jay?
Orlando just liked her company then but now has changed completely?
I’m sure how you can see this is hard to sell Miss Kerr as the innocent victim here.Again, OB isn’t the only man she messed around with is it?
She went back this week after crying to him after their split. She knew what he was about and went for it. I don’t think she likes him -she likes the idea of him being a famous star.
She sells sex for a living-or at least the fantasy with posing in her underwear. If she doesn’t like that she should change jobs. Doesn’t she herself milk that image to her advantage?
And if she has such a weak personality and is such a victim why in the heck is this chic writing a book for young girls? Her pr people are always telling us how mature she is and not like the rest.
one last thing that many readers here would LOVE to know. What in the heck did carly mean last April when she said MK and Orlando weren’t dating “At this stage”.
If they all were in on it-they all got what they deserved and maybe orlando knew he was being screwed so he screwed them right back-(yes, pun intended)
All I will say is this:
Miranda never lied about anything to do with Orlando, Jay himself went out with him and Miranda when they met up, it wasn’t just Bloom and Randa!! Carly used the publicity with Jay’s blessing and the “At this stage” was just all PR talk. No sex took place at that point.
When Randa split with Jay she hooked up with Bloom in November. It was casual, nothing serious Just fun. As her and Jay were just taking a break from their relationship. They still are.
The rest I have told you!
She hasn’t lied about her age that was a mistake.
She is writing the book for girls as she doesn’t want any young girl to feel how she feels, or be put through the life she has.
Miranda has always wanted to Act so this VS modelling is hopefully a step onto that ladder.
If you are such a good friend don’t you care that this would be out there for all to read about Miranda as well?
This isn’t helping her career. There has to be a better way to help her.
Are you telling us you didn’t encourage her to go back with him either-or act like you were in support of it?
I want the world to know how sweet she is, and how she has had such bad times in her life, I think I am doing her a favor! This is the only way I can think of right now, maybe it will jolt her to her senses!
No, a few of us were telling her and have told her since NOV that he is bad news.
You should replace Carly, You are better at PR spin than she is,
If MK leaves OB I am sure what you said will be the new spin,
Don’t forget-even her beloved gossip rag the DT mentioned she was dating him on/off since April. Many think they met in Dec06-so I am sure they didnt just bump into each other in April out of the blue, Get real.
She was with Bloom in September-October as well, not November.
Anyway, I know what you told me is the new spin that someone must have planned out now. Just so you know, no one is going to buy it.
No thinking person anyway.
How are you going to back track all of this with the DT and the press over there?
If Jay was in on it and let them use the press that way he is pathetic as well and partly to blame for how Miranda turned out.
How does David Blaine fit into any of this?
Who is it that you are hoping reads this?
Miranda? her parents? Orlando himself?
(doubt he reads msg boards)
sophie is a fat mumu wearing chain smoking woman who is addicted to attention and the internet. She loves being in control and is having a blast playing the posters here who even say the might buy what she is selling. Igonre her and she will go away, probably to some place else to stir up trouble and get attention. Hey Sophie the chckas at IMBD could use you, but watch out they play with real life sharpened claws. They are more than a little crrazy so you should fit right in. They try to say they don’t post or read here, but I have read comments over there that could have been copied verbaitem from here. Stay away from the Ka-bloom cows they are too scary for even me to screw with, I swear I saw them eat a poster who dared to sully the name of Orlande, they are also into ritual sacrfices.
sorry Sophie, I forgot to add:
Someone was here claiming to be bi!ches as late as
Wednesday of last week claiming similar things are you are
saying. Then we find out the next day-Thursday-she was with him
in that bizarre bike shop set up thing.
How can she be spilling the goods on him and calling him a piece of Shiete one day on jj and then get with him the next day.
Something does not add up to all of this.
This is crazy. I am not impressed that Orlando is with Miranda, but it does seem to be the reality. These “insiders” are playing with you all - all of those who can’t stand the thought of him willingly being with her. Just let it go. Hopefully, he’ll figure out what she’s all about soon enough.
Don’t worry.
I don’t believe Sophie
I am humoring her asking her questions
but I think she is full of you know what.
I like watching her jump through hoops trying to spin this story
For some reason it seems she has cast a victim and a villan but
sadly for her it doesn’t go with the evidence that is already out there.
I’m not lying. In any shape or form.
But believe what you will, it doesn’t hurt me, only someone so very dear to me.
I will not be “jumping through hoops” for anyone.
Goodbye.
lmao im with you 342+344
this gets funnier everyday. The amount of “insiders” on one gossip blog astounds me ;)
bye for now, sweetie. I’m sure you’ll be back. What is it with you people? Imagine what you could accomplish with your imagination instead of making up sh$t here.
I think Orlando needs to figure himself out not Miranda. This has nothing to do with Miranda other then she is his girl. He has lost the beaming grin and twinkle, INSTEAD replaced with a lack luster stoner. Reputation comes from the company you keep… um Leo, David, do you get the picture?
One last thing.
this story might have been easier to sell if your ‘good friend’
doing go on some pap fest all over town with him last week and had her whole family saying how happy they were she was being ’swept away’ by a huge hollywood star.
It kind of puts a huge hole in the whole thing.
If he is such a bad guy I doubt he would have agreed
to do those things since he hates the paps so much.
She is the one that brought most of the criticism on herself
by running the her friends at the daily telegraph every thirty minutes.
She might have been wronged in some ways but the poor little innocent victim of big bad Orlando just won’t fly.
She was hardly a virgin.
#347.. but if he is lackluster etc then why the hell is she with him- honestly apart from his “name” what would she see in him? Regardless of the pathetic games he plays I cna imagine him to be a very nice bloke, but I always think he maybe rather boring- theres nothing wrong with that per se, but Miranda seems to be a vivacious 25 year old party girl, so whats the attraction for her? Again Jay is very different to Orlando in looks and personailty from what I can tell and Jay was also very young. I dont get it, I really dont. I can imagine them ti have enough “like” to be pals but more than that? Odd.. if this is just based on sex well it wont last thats for sure.
As for the “company he keeps” well I doubt he sees David very much at all really, and Leo- same with him really, I doubt they are good mates.
Am I the only one that thinks “sophie” is B!tches? (or however she spelled it)
It’s the same ‘Miranda is a victim of sexual abuse’ bull hockey that went around before. Give it a rest sweetheart. No one is buying it. Even the haters aren’t THAT stupid. The pic that you posted as being “yesterday” was taken at least 1 1/2 years ago. It can be found on some of Miranda’s fan boards. I’m not even a fan (just curious about her) and I’ve seen that pic. There are several in that vein. She and Jay, just messing around.
Oh, and people CAN be sued here. The posts show up as anonymous. But your e-mail is logged into the system. Jared won’t be held responsible for libel, but the poster sure can be.
LMAO I hope they dont think my email is real it reads jam@rip.com:/
350- if that was the case though all gossip places would get sued, I mean Ive read terrible things in magazines, online gossip places and they are also claiming it as FACT. I think as this is just a gossip blog the content in it should ALL be taken with pinches of salt.. it does what it says it does.
But some of those magazines ARE getting sued. I think that with the proliferation of these sites, some people think that they may have to nip things in the bud.
Most sites use clever wording to get away with lies. They don’t say ….”so and so is using drugs!”, they say….”could so and so be using drugs?”, or “is so an so on their way to rehab?” Or even a headline stating “so and so caught using drugs in hotel room”, then in the body of the article, they will say that an empty bottle of aspirin was found in the hotel trash.
And judging form some of the reponses here, these posts are taken as Gospel, without a pinch of salt. When the Dead Sea is what is needed.
ahh, sophie sophie sophie.
I know you said you weren’t posting anymore but me’s thinkin’ your
still reading along. You and few other peeps. Sup.
Your take on Luke and Laura, oops, I mean Orlando and Miranda is the most one sided white washed piece of cacapooey I have ever read. Yes, you cleaned up randamay real good and dirtied up orli real bad there. A little black and white, isn’t it?
You make the mistake of thinking this is an Orlando fan board, It isnt.
At best these are the folks that are deprogramed from the cult from canterbery so you can stop calling them fan girls. Have you not read? Orlando isn’t getting that much love here either.
Even in that atmosphere your story doesn’t hold a lot of water.
If by any chance she and Jay get back together, more power to them but no one will every believe the version of events you are trying to sell here. Orlando may in fact be a real pri+k as you called him but this girl jumped into this situation ready and willing, and perhaps even begging for the fame. If she was getting the kind of fame she wanted from this would she then be considering anything she had to tolerate from him just a cost of doing business? It’s also convienent that the new story is that he only became a monster after November and it’s only during sexy time. Therefore she is clear of putting up with it when she was sneaking around and of course no one else sees this mean side of him if its only during sex. Carefully crafted. Maybe you are rough drafting it here on jj so people can help find the holes in it for the real thing to debut in the tabloids.
The pics are here>>
http://www.flynetonline.com/2008/03/orlando-loves-miranda/
KNEW IT!! OMG if those sightings werent a PR plant dont know what were! Is it just me or in the pic where they are “going to kiss” they seem a bit like they dont want to, it reminds me of how he used to kiss Kate sometimes.. and filling the car up AGAIN?? And its flynetonline- same paps as some of the last ones we had last week.. sorry but this is making them look worse- SET UPS AGAIN! Sorry but you 2 are just a joke!
Oh now how did I guess we would get pics?? Oh this is looking really desperate now, and whats wrong with them both? they seem to look really miserabe to me.
Why when Orlando is with a woman, sorry a “girlfriend” does the kiss never follow through though? I see where you are coming from 355 with that. Its so weird, those sightings were defo PR palnted, there was far too many, why oh why do ppl think we are stupid?
Yeah, they were a set up. Why else whould they be in Palm Springs? It’s not like either one of them neeed to be there. Oh, wait, she had a photo shoot. You know, for that company that has “dropped her”….Victoria Something or other. And it’s not like anyone knew that they were there. Oh, yeah, Perez Hilton told everyone about it. But surely the paps don’t read Perez Hilton, or Gawlker Stalker, do they?
Obviously a set up, that’s why they are posing so you can see both their faces. Oh, wait….
nevermind.
Can someone please make it stop?
This is just too much. Really sad.
357
Yeah she needed to be there course- nobody is disputing that, and yeah the unemployed boyf tags along yep- thats all normal….
BUT the fact is that nobody except a few fans on a couple of places care about those 2.. so u reckon they were followed coming out of the hotel all the way to the gas station and theyt didnt notice?? lmao pap set up pics arent all !look at me posing ones.. thats niave to think so.. get real. plus she didnt really need to get out the car- did she?
the fact is the orlando and jen got into E- one of the biggest goss places, yet these2 do all these pap pics yet they havent even had a mention… lmao too funny. orlando- nobody cares not even the rags!!!
Sophie
I heard Miranda has a friend in NY named Sophie-(at least I think she lives in NY now but I think she is from oz originally).I was told once what this person does for a living. May I ask what you do for work?