Older“Yo Spencer!” Advice Column Launches
Reality TV’s most reviled star Spencer Pratt has launched his weekly advice column with Radar Magazine. Here’s what the problem and advice The Hills star gave:
YO SPENCER! I just started dating this guy who I really like. The other night, we went out and got hammered. I ended up passing out in his bed. When I woke up, I discovered that I had wet the bed. I was so embarrassed that I left while he was still asleep. If I call him, do I have to apologize or can I pretend it never happened? Or do I have to wait for him to call me? Wow! This is a situation you do not want to find yourself in. I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she’s pissing in bed. It’s time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy. Regardless, if the guy’s really, really, really cool, he might understand. But I wouldn’t count on it. Best bet is to be honest and tell him that was the drunkest you’ve ever been and that it was a huge mistake and it’ll never happen again. And make sure you buy him new sheets.
Every Tuesday, Spencer will be back with more wit and wisdom at RadarOnline.com.
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hahahaha..thats some great advice
I don’t think that Sister Mary approves of the living situation between Spencer and Heidi before marriage. Read what else she has to say on http://www.celebrityprayerlist.com
thirst
aah ashley i love you, zashley fan. haha³
zanessa is marketing
i hate this douchefag
c’mon look at that pic, u know u wanna u just wanna go POW! right in the kisser
this bender and horseface heidi need to go away for good - strap them both to a rocket and fire them off into space
lol. his ‘advice’ cracked me up.
Yo Spencer,
I’m a tool who is dating a plastic surgery freak who happens to be on a popular MTV reality show. Oh and did I say that she thinks she is a pop star and is making the worst music known to man? The problem is she won’t marry me. Do you think she is just using me to become famous?
SP
jared, that’s it! pick a time and place, you and i gotta throw-down. i cant take this fake reality ish anymore. i’m finna go ape-shiit on your ass! lol
Just love the crosses on the shirt! As for the advice, the guy might have thought he wet the bed himself!
did he even answer the question??!!
wow……
whaddadoucheeee
Wow, Spencer. You have proved to be even more of an idiot than I thought you were. Who would even write into his advice column?
oh sweet mother…
who said it was a girl that asked the question??? hahaha!
Aw. I love Spencer.
Ok, first off, how DARE he judge someone he is giving advice to. Just cause they got drunk does not mean they are an alcoholic. Ok, if he knew the person and they did this regularly, I would understand. But this is an ADVICE COLUMN! Not a place to judge those who are asking for his help by pretty much saying they’re an alcoholic without knowing them!
WHO HIRED HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE?! >=[
*rant over*
He is probably the LAST person I’d take advice from. Go figure out your own damn life first and stablize it!
Who in their right mind would want advice from Spencer????
he does not need to be giving advice
:rolls eyes: Oh yeah, that’s great advice.
#5 you crack me up!!! I couldn’t have said it better myself.
I think it’s sad that people buy into this hills crap it’s a character he plays I dont why everyone hates on Heidi it’s a scripted show it’s called acting we don’t know who they are
great advice..:S
he was practically insulting her. what an *******.
maybe he should sign up for AA (******** Anonymous)!!!
hate his guts!!! and that girl was stupid for even considering writing to him.
It kind of makes me wonder….what does Spencer do for a living? I mean seriously what’s his “real job” if he has one ??
#24 - spencer doesnt have a job. he is a bum. no offence to people that are homeless…. spencer lives off “daddys” money.
Oh Spencer. You really should sign up for FTHA…FAMEWHORE TALENTLESS HACK ATTENTION-SEEKERS.
Jared, just give it up. We know this douche has kissed your butt sparkly clean to make nice with you and USE you for PR, but we don’t give a damn about this ****. Nobody cares about this loser! I do love that he will undoubtedly read this post because as we all know he lays around like a pale **** while his plastic robot of a g/f brings home the bread. LOSER!
^By the way I didn’t use any unnecessary bad language. I wrote “urd” with a “t” in front.
Tête à claques…
Who the hell is this guy, all i know is hes fkn ugly!
Funny Advice! Girls getting wasted is not sexy. Please be classy ladies. Anyone who disagrees with that advice must be a drunk themselves. Also please stop hating people, b/c what goes around comes around…
That’s actually really good advise!!! he was being very honest and I think he gets a bad wrap (I for one am not a fan) but I often wonder if it’s just the way the editors want to make him look. You know they can make a person look anyway they want!!
#16 Katie, you said exactly what I was thinking
um how is spencer going to give advice to people when his life is horrible….
he has no friends, a talentless girlfriend, and he is butt ugly
most reviled?
To me he is just playing a part. he hasn’t done anything to me personally and I know there is editing. I don’t watch the show but why hate a “character”.
spencer i hate u and ur gurl cas noafence but u should not of done what u did to lauren it was a stupid move on ur behalf and this whole advice thing u shont be starting u still have probs that u need to slove so hadle that befor u come to this it was such a stupid move i dont understand why ur doin this u cant even give good advice!!!!!!!!!!
oo and to heidi (dont care how to spell that)…guys should go live in ur own world do u guys not get how many ppl dis like u or what!!!!
oo and to heidi (dont care how to spell that)…guys should go live in ur own world do u guys not get how many ppl dis like u or what!!!!
oo and heidi i just hate u how could u be wit someone lik him i dont now if u guys now or not but get the memo cas everyone pretty much hates u
What an ass!!!! He’s so horrible, why waist time on such jerk!!! Please interview someone else, anyone I don’t care. In fact even a dog’s opinion is better than his.
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