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“Yo Spencer!” Advice Column Launches

“Yo Spencer!” Advice Column Launches

Reality TV’s most reviled star Spencer Pratt has launched his weekly advice column with Radar Magazine. Here’s what the problem and advice The Hills star gave:

YO SPENCER! I just started dating this guy who I really like. The other night, we went out and got hammered. I ended up passing out in his bed. When I woke up, I discovered that I had wet the bed. I was so embarrassed that I left while he was still asleep. If I call him, do I have to apologize or can I pretend it never happened? Or do I have to wait for him to call me? Wow! This is a situation you do not want to find yourself in. I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she’s pissing in bed. It’s time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy. Regardless, if the guy’s really, really, really cool, he might understand. But I wouldn’t count on it. Best bet is to be honest and tell him that was the drunkest you’ve ever been and that it was a huge mistake and it’ll never happen again. And make sure you buy him new sheets.

Every Tuesday, Spencer will be back with more wit and wisdom at RadarOnline.com.

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Jared, just give it up. We know this douche has kissed your butt sparkly clean to make nice with you and USE you for PR, but we don’t give a damn about this ****. Nobody cares about this loser! I do love that he will undoubtedly read this post because as we all know he lays around like a pale **** while his plastic robot of a g/f brings home the bread. LOSER!

^By the way I didn’t use any unnecessary bad language. I wrote “urd” with a “t” in front.

Tête à claques…

Who the hell is this guy, all i know is hes fkn ugly!

MovieMadness @ 03/26/2008 at 10:38 am

Funny Advice! Girls getting wasted is not sexy. Please be classy ladies. Anyone who disagrees with that advice must be a drunk themselves. Also please stop hating people, b/c what goes around comes around…

That’s actually really good advise!!! he was being very honest and I think he gets a bad wrap (I for one am not a fan) but I often wonder if it’s just the way the editors want to make him look. You know they can make a person look anyway they want!!

Mrs Miller @ 03/26/2008 at 3:22 pm

#16 Katie, you said exactly what I was thinking

um how is spencer going to give advice to people when his life is horrible….

he has no friends, a talentless girlfriend, and he is butt ugly

most reviled?

To me he is just playing a part. he hasn’t done anything to me personally and I know there is editing. I don’t watch the show but why hate a “character”.

spencer i hate u and ur gurl cas noafence but u should not of done what u did to lauren it was a stupid move on ur behalf and this whole advice thing u shont be starting u still have probs that u need to slove so hadle that befor u come to this it was such a stupid move i dont understand why ur doin this u cant even give good advice!!!!!!!!!!

oo and to heidi (dont care how to spell that)…guys should go live in ur own world do u guys not get how many ppl dis like u or what!!!!

oo and to heidi (dont care how to spell that)…guys should go live in ur own world do u guys not get how many ppl dis like u or what!!!!

oo and heidi i just hate u how could u be wit someone lik him i dont now if u guys now or not but get the memo cas everyone pretty much hates u

What an ass!!!! He’s so horrible, why waist time on such jerk!!! Please interview someone else, anyone I don’t care. In fact even a dog’s opinion is better than his.

I just read your message about Lauren Conrad. Wow, you really are a douche bag. Your trying to say that LC talks about you and your wannabe pop start silicone fake barbie girlfriend, but yet all I ever hear is you talking trash about her. And to go that far into detail talking about her private area, that proves that you have zero class. You obviously just talk bad about her to draw fame and attention to you and Heidi. You dont see Lauren trash talking you and Heidi, she has every right to be mad for the rumors you made up about her, what did you expect, her to be happy about it? You are a pathetic waste of sperm. I would rather not be famous, but be known by my close friends for being a good person, than being famous for being an *******. How could someone sink so low? Don’ t you realize that everyone is just going to dislike you even more when they hear the way you talk about Lauren? She could go off talking about you and Heidi, but she chooses to take the high road and act like a descent human being who has morals. I used to like Heidi, but you have changed her into a totally different person, and rubbed off on her way too much.She is like your pathetic little robot now. I can’t believe she would stay with someone who would talk that way to her family and friends. You are one of those physcotic controlling ******** who finds a girl and isolates them from everyone else in their life, you don’t care about Heidi your just using her for fame. I heard you actually tried to get with LC in the beginning, but she doesn’t like ugly douche bags, then you went for Audrina who wasn’t going for it either, then on to the ugliest girl on the show as a last resort, Heidi. One of these days, Heidi will dump you, then no girl will ever want to date you and you’ll wish you never acted this way. It’s not just the way you treat Lauren and Heidi’s family, you even treat your own family like this. Get off your high horse and learn how to treat people like human beings. It’s funny that you would call Lauren spoiled, and say that she has no fashion sense. She looks way better that Heidi (that’s why she’s the star of the show) Heidi looks anorexic and desperatley needs a cheeseburger. and Lauren works for a living, while your the one living off mommy and daddy’s money. GET A JOB AND GROW UP SPENCER!

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