Jessica Simpson Shaves Like a Man

Sat, 05 April 2008 at 10:44 am

To the left: Jessica Simpson shaving off her “beard” on the May 2008 cover of Esquire Magazine. (It’s the mag’s 75th anniversary.)

To the right: The 1964 Esquire cover that inspired it, featuring Italian actress Virna Lisi. Lisi is now 70-years-old.

Fun fact: Simpson and Lisi were both 27 at the time of their respective cover shoots.

Credit: Sweetkisses.us
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# 31

Sally @ 04/05/2008 at 4:03 pm

Why can’t they just let Marilyn be Marilyn? Comparing yourself to her is never a good idea. You are always bound to fall short.

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# 32

McLovin @ 04/05/2008 at 4:17 pm

That’s not Marilyn Monroe. Can’t you read?

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# 33

Fugly @ 04/05/2008 at 4:38 pm

Lisi looks cute, feminine and fun. Simpson looks dead, stupid and like a man prepping for his next tranny outing.

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# 34

Lillianne @ 04/05/2008 at 5:05 pm

real cheezy imitation of Lindsay’s copycat of vintage Marilyn photos

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# 35

rolling eyes @ 04/05/2008 at 5:37 pm

Lindsay’s was a horrible imitation, she looked dead in it

Jessica Simpson looks like she’s does this on regular basis and someone was around to take a photo… in short it was garbage too

This proves the youngs ones while still alive can’t perform (even in a still picture) but the talents of the pass (while dead and gone) still got it…. pretty sad dont you think

Hollywood truly downgraded when they decided mistake ppl like lindsay and Jessica as talented people…

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# 36

hmm @ 04/05/2008 at 5:44 pm

she looks like a man…

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# 37

xo @ 04/05/2008 at 6:28 pm

something is definitely off because her body looks huge compared to her head. not good.

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# 38

Deb @ 04/05/2008 at 6:49 pm

What is it w/these C rated actresses (i.e. Lindsay Lohan) copy catting.. Can’t they get an image of their own?????

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# 39

[☆F a m o u s☆] @ 04/05/2008 at 6:54 pm

she… looks like a man.

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# 40

Padma @ 04/05/2008 at 7:03 pm

Hey, here I have to defend Lindsay. She HAS actual talent, which is - sadly - a total waste on her, since she decided to rather party and f… around.

Jessica is a spoiled, dumb brat that is famous for no reason. She’s so dull, why can’t we just leave her alone and RIP since she has no success at all?

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# 41

rosie @ 04/05/2008 at 8:10 pm

Oh My God, the second model the italian actress, looks like Caridee English from ANTM 7.

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# 42

Vshizzle @ 04/05/2008 at 9:53 pm

The original is much better…Jessica looks ridiculous…Virna in the original definitely potrays a fun sort slap stick humor to the shot…Jessica always comes across as phony and almost desperate…as if to say “I NEED A LIFE” Just like her hideous sis.

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# 43

kate @ 04/05/2008 at 9:56 pm

The difference?

Jessica does LOOK LIKE a MAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never ever fem or pretty, all bleach and lipgloss and silicone.

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# 44

athena @ 04/05/2008 at 10:04 pm

She looks more like Marilyn Monroe than the Lindsay Lohan cover.

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# 45

september @ 04/05/2008 at 10:09 pm

excellant.Jessica is a great person!

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# 46

unnamed @ 04/05/2008 at 11:04 pm

She’s a beautiful woman.She’s so gorgeous. I love her. I saw her profile with photos and videos at myinterracialmatch.co m I also found her blog there.It’s said that she’s seeking for a young man to be the BF ? Is that ture ???

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# 47

frances @ 04/06/2008 at 12:37 am

The difference is that Jessica Simpson really looks like a man and Virna Lisi doesn’t. LOL.

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# 48

Melissa @ 04/06/2008 at 3:01 am

She looks beautiful as always!

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# 49

anonymous @ 04/06/2008 at 3:04 am

Anyone else think that Kelly Rippa looks like Virna Lisi?

When i saw the pic I thought both Kelly and Jessica had done the shoot! Anyways, BAD pic of Jessica. Her shoulders are WAY too broad and make her look like a man for this pic.

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# 50

Marta @ 04/06/2008 at 5:08 am

first LL tries to look like MM
now this
pathetic

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# 51

dan @ 04/06/2008 at 8:51 am

I always suspected she was a transvestite/ transgender. No woman has a jawline like that. Now we have proof! “She” shaves..

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# 52

Wow @ 04/06/2008 at 9:13 am

Thats why John Mayer wanted her because she looks like a man. Great timing Jessica, now when Perez proved to the world that he had a night with John while you where there. It’s funny how Jessica is quit about it.

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# 53

It's a Man baby @ 04/06/2008 at 9:23 am

what this says is I was a beard for John Mayer.
She should not say anything in defence of Mayer because the media will tourch her.

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# 54

Anne @ 04/06/2008 at 9:26 am

Guess Jess had to dress up like a man to please Master John. Since he swings both ways.

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# 55

Duygu @ 04/06/2008 at 9:31 am

jessica looks like a man nihahahaha =))

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# 56

The truth @ 04/06/2008 at 11:36 am

There are rumors going around that Jessica and Tony broke up. Anyone heard anything like this anywhere? It would have been this past week.

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# 57

interesting @ 04/06/2008 at 3:28 pm

How appropriate. From looking at her, she could easily pass for a dude. Not sure what the point of this photo was. There is nothing feminine about this chick except her double d’s, and even those are suspect.

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# 58

Lisa @ 04/06/2008 at 9:11 pm

I to see why John Mayer is attractive to her. She looks like a man so he gets the best of two worlds.

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# 59

Lisa @ 04/06/2008 at 9:14 pm

I also see why John Mayer is attractive to Jessica. She looks like a man so he gets the best of two worlds.