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Jessica Simpson Shaves Like a Man

Jessica Simpson Shaves Like a Man

To the left: Jessica Simpson shaving off her “beard” on the May 2008 cover of Esquire Magazine. (It’s the mag’s 75th anniversary.)

To the right: The 1964 Esquire cover that inspired it, featuring Italian actress Virna Lisi. Lisi is now 70-years-old.

Fun fact: Simpson and Lisi were both 27 at the time of their respective cover shoots.

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virna lisi insieme a sofia loren e anna magnani è la miglior attrice italia di tutti i tempi. w virnaaaaaaaaaaa

looks bad! :S

Jessica looks like a man.

ugh, both this and the lindsay lohan shoot pale in comparison to original
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Virna Lisi is one of my alltime favs, and my alltime icon.

Why can’t they just let Marilyn be Marilyn? Comparing yourself to her is never a good idea. You are always bound to fall short.

That’s not Marilyn Monroe. Can’t you read?

Lisi looks cute, feminine and fun. Simpson looks dead, stupid and like a man prepping for his next tranny outing.

Lillianne @ 04/05/2008 at 5:05 pm

real cheezy imitation of Lindsay’s copycat of vintage Marilyn photos

rolling eyes @ 04/05/2008 at 5:37 pm

Lindsay’s was a horrible imitation, she looked dead in it

Jessica Simpson looks like she’s does this on regular basis and someone was around to take a photo… in short it was garbage too

This proves the youngs ones while still alive can’t perform (even in a still picture) but the talents of the pass (while dead and gone) still got it…. pretty sad dont you think

Hollywood truly downgraded when they decided mistake ppl like lindsay and Jessica as talented people…

she looks like a man…

something is definitely off because her body looks huge compared to her head. not good.

What is it w/these C rated actresses (i.e. Lindsay Lohan) copy catting.. Can’t they get an image of their own?????

[☆F a m o u s☆] @ 04/05/2008 at 6:54 pm

she… looks like a man.

Hey, here I have to defend Lindsay. She HAS actual talent, which is - sadly - a total waste on her, since she decided to rather party and f… around.

Jessica is a spoiled, dumb brat that is famous for no reason. She’s so dull, why can’t we just leave her alone and RIP since she has no success at all?

Oh My God, the second model the italian actress, looks like Caridee English from ANTM 7.

The original is much better…Jessica looks ridiculous…Virna in the original definitely potrays a fun sort slap stick humor to the shot…Jessica always comes across as phony and almost desperate…as if to say “I NEED A LIFE” Just like her hideous sis.

The difference?

Jessica does LOOK LIKE a MAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never ever fem or pretty, all bleach and lipgloss and silicone.

She looks more like Marilyn Monroe than the Lindsay Lohan cover.

excellant.Jessica is a great person!

She’s a beautiful woman.She’s so gorgeous. I love her. I saw her profile with photos and videos at myinterracialmatch.co m I also found her blog there.It’s said that she’s seeking for a young man to be the BF ? Is that ture ???

The difference is that Jessica Simpson really looks like a man and Virna Lisi doesn’t. LOL.

She looks beautiful as always!

anonymous @ 04/06/2008 at 3:04 am

Anyone else think that Kelly Rippa looks like Virna Lisi?

When i saw the pic I thought both Kelly and Jessica had done the shoot! Anyways, BAD pic of Jessica. Her shoulders are WAY too broad and make her look like a man for this pic.

first LL tries to look like MM
now this
pathetic

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