Jessica Simpson Shaves Like a Man

To the left: Jessica Simpson shaving off her “beard” on the May 2008 cover of Esquire Magazine. (It’s the mag’s 75th anniversary.)

To the right: The 1964 Esquire cover that inspired it, featuring Italian actress Virna Lisi. Lisi is now 70-years-old.

Fun fact: Simpson and Lisi were both 27 at the time of their respective cover shoots.

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NO SHE IS A MAN!! HA AHA HA HA

I heard that a lot of female stars shave their faces to get rid of peach fuzz. Is that true I wonder? Nothing surprises me anymore, I mean they take fat from their asses and put it in their lips. That’s just straight up NASTY! lol

What else next? The “real” Hulk wears Bra? Bollocks! I can not say anything anymore. By the way, who is Jessica Simpson? Never heard before. Lindsay…who? Unheard of.

VIRNA LISI is a GORGEOUS WOMAN!!!

mauricedargent @ 04/07/2008 at 2:06 pm

where are the shots with shaving creme on jess’s bush? that’s what i’m talkin ’bout…

for all of you idiots who don’t get this photo… she has “cream” all over her mouth.. like she just got something “blown” all over her face. you know… white, creamy, maybe a little salty, smells kinda bleachy. duhhh!! you bunch of dolts.

Dave Engler @ 04/07/2008 at 2:20 pm

What’s next? Some hairy-chested “he-man” in a bra and thong? Give me a break!

jessica simpson’s shoulders are manly - did the editor put man shoulders on her - the original shot is much, much better

I think the cover is great! Very artsy. Why such haters out there? I am not a fan of Jessica, but I give credit where it’s due. Jealousy is SOooo ugly!

solomeeeo @ 04/07/2008 at 2:25 pm

Oh for Gods sake, she doesn’t have a blade in that damn thing. What people won’t make a story out of!

Whats wrong with you ppl? Y can you grow up and accept women no matter how manly or unmanly they look like. Grow up! I think its a very creative pic and Jessica looks beautiful in it. Just cause shaving ur face is a manly thing doesn’t mean a woman can’t pretend she’s shaving her face u idiots. I thought sexism was deadm but maybe some of you still haven’t learned ur lesson

Fun Fact: Virna Lisi had class AND a brain.

Jessica can come shave over my sink any time she wants to. I will ever stand behind her and give her pointers.

I think she is great! She is just proving more the point that she doesnt have to have the approval of others. The opinion of yourself should be the one that matters! Compared to some of these supposidly role model girls out there that are in and out of drug rehab and cant take care of their children and or so anerexic they look like they are about to die i feel jessica is pretty tame! If jessica posing in a magazine and acting like she is shaving is the worst shes done then she deserves some respect! Who cares what she looks like on the cover and i am sure she has her reason own personal reasons for doing it but who are we to throw stones because no one is perfect and i am sure all of us have things we are proud of and ashamed of. Peace, Love and Happiness, cant we all just get along! Hope everyone has a great day and God Bless!

I am tired of the fifties hair. Nostalgia for that period has been over done. Shaving? nothing relevant to today. This is really a sexist shot. in the 50’s and 60’s this was a way to impose a mans world upon a woman. It would have been considered ironic to have a woman trying to do a mans job or wear a mans shirt or pretend to be a man. Not to be cross gender but to try to say they can do the same as a man. Today women work allong men and have no challenges to break the ceiling anymore. I think that this is really nostalgic for an opressed female world. I am a man and a photographer and this does nothing for me. I think Jessica is one of the most beautiful women in the world. Gullible, She should have never agreed with this shot. Jessica doesn’t have to try this hard to get in the public eye and should do more editorial with concepts that revolve around her instead of a magazines poor attempt to get life into thier subscription. Sadly, I think this will boost their sales, but, should be left on the news stand and left for people that have refused to accept the changes that have taken place in our society.

messica simpleton looks like michael jackson in this shot what was she thinking?

mysticmindu @ 04/07/2008 at 3:02 pm

Doesn’t anyone have an original thought? Hollywood and everyone in the field like photographers, can’t come up with a new way to photograph someone for a mag cover? First l.l. has to be shot like Marilyn Monroe? Pathetic. And this one is even worse. It’s stupid. Guys, answer this; wouldn’t it have been sexier if they showed her shaving her leg?

sdalsj;lasfj @ 04/07/2008 at 3:06 pm

your all a bunch of haterssss ppl love jessica simpson

i dont get the point of this……..?? maybe she juz needs work or somehow she thinks that it looks sexy when it isnt……….

send her for permanent hair removal… electrolysis!

http://www.electrology.com

wow everyone needs 2 calm down i think its cute shes recreating Lisi’s cover which is a cool idea….i think jessica looks sexy even with shaving cream on her face and everyone really needs to stop hating on the poor girl…shes hott half u ******* out there wouldnt be able to pull this off and it is known sooo stop hating what your not…pretty lol jess maybe stupid but its an act and look how much doe she made off it alreay

why is she naked and why is she shaveing!
freaken boob propaganda

She is a model! it’s not her idea to shave her face, she just wants the cover shot. Which she got. The photoshoot directer and photographer shot it. The editors of Esquire picked it. I’m guessing most of you people calling her ugly are your basic haag looking wal-mart shoppers. Unlike you she looks good no matter what she’s wearing or doing.

bruce yang @ 04/07/2008 at 3:23 pm

I would really prefer her to shave something else instead of her face.

This is really bad. Poor Jessica, did anyone show her this picture before they put it on the cover? or is she really so blind/vain to see that it looks ridiculous?

Stick a fork in her @ 04/07/2008 at 3:27 pm

Did she get pimped out to Esquire? She may be totally one dimensional like everybody says. It’s not an “artsy”, clever or even an original cover - just another copycat. Whatever daddy Joe says, daddy Joe gets - for himself - I guess. I heard the Tony R thing was over - but she won’t go away. Guess daddy didn’t give her the memo. Maybe it’s just me….but I think it’s majorly creepy when parents manage their adult children - just screams, “We’re unprofessional and not serious about our careers, y’all, just show us da money. We need it to support our codependency habit”. UGH.

i wonder if its the same razor she uses to shave her pubes.

tried of celebs , overpaid @ 04/07/2008 at 3:36 pm

JESSICA SIMPSON IS NO LONGER POPULAR ……

AS FAR AS HER DAD , HE WILL DO WHATEVER IT

TAKES TO MAKE $$$$$$$$$$$$ ……………

PAPA JOE ALWAYS PIMPED HIS DAUGHTERS OUT ,

HE WILL NEVER ADMIT IT ………..

AGAIN SIMPSON DAUGHTERS ARE NO LONGER POPULAR

NOR ARE THEY GOOD WHEN IT COMES TO SINGING ……..

ANYONE WHO BUYS ITEMS FROM CELEBS ARE ONLY

MAKING THE CELEBS RICHER , WHILE YOU STAY POOR .

WITH GAS PRICES , FOOD ETCCC YOU BETTER KEEP THE

MONEY YOURSELF ………LET THE CELEBS GO AND GET A

REAL JOB …..OVERPAID , OVERRATED

DAGREEKNYC @ 04/07/2008 at 3:44 pm

SHE LOOKS HOT !!!!!

Jean-claude @ 04/07/2008 at 3:46 pm

If Jessica is as manly as she appears…..what does that say for her Ex - Nick?? Enquiring minds want to know…..

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