OlderSat, 05 April 2008 at 10:44 am
Jessica Simpson Shaves Like a Man
To the left: Jessica Simpson shaving off her “beard” on the May 2008 cover of Esquire Magazine. (It’s the mag’s 75th anniversary.)
To the right: The 1964 Esquire cover that inspired it, featuring Italian actress Virna Lisi. Lisi is now 70-years-old.
Fun fact: Simpson and Lisi were both 27 at the time of their respective cover shoots.
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messica simpleton looks like michael jackson in this shot what was she thinking?
Doesn’t anyone have an original thought? Hollywood and everyone in the field like photographers, can’t come up with a new way to photograph someone for a mag cover? First l.l. has to be shot like Marilyn Monroe? Pathetic. And this one is even worse. It’s stupid. Guys, answer this; wouldn’t it have been sexier if they showed her shaving her leg?
your all a bunch of haterssss ppl love jessica simpson
i dont get the point of this……..?? maybe she juz needs work or somehow she thinks that it looks sexy when it isnt……….
send her for permanent hair removal… electrolysis!
http://www.electrology.com
wow everyone needs 2 calm down i think its cute shes recreating Lisi’s cover which is a cool idea….i think jessica looks sexy even with shaving cream on her face and everyone really needs to stop hating on the poor girl…shes hott half u ******* out there wouldnt be able to pull this off and it is known sooo stop hating what your not…pretty lol jess maybe stupid but its an act and look how much doe she made off it alreay
why is she naked and why is she shaveing!
freaken boob propaganda
She is a model! it’s not her idea to shave her face, she just wants the cover shot. Which she got. The photoshoot directer and photographer shot it. The editors of Esquire picked it. I’m guessing most of you people calling her ugly are your basic haag looking wal-mart shoppers. Unlike you she looks good no matter what she’s wearing or doing.
I would really prefer her to shave something else instead of her face.
This is really bad. Poor Jessica, did anyone show her this picture before they put it on the cover? or is she really so blind/vain to see that it looks ridiculous?
Did she get pimped out to Esquire? She may be totally one dimensional like everybody says. It’s not an “artsy”, clever or even an original cover - just another copycat. Whatever daddy Joe says, daddy Joe gets - for himself - I guess. I heard the Tony R thing was over - but she won’t go away. Guess daddy didn’t give her the memo. Maybe it’s just me….but I think it’s majorly creepy when parents manage their adult children - just screams, “We’re unprofessional and not serious about our careers, y’all, just show us da money. We need it to support our codependency habit”. UGH.
i wonder if its the same razor she uses to shave her pubes.
JESSICA SIMPSON IS NO LONGER POPULAR ……
AS FAR AS HER DAD , HE WILL DO WHATEVER IT
TAKES TO MAKE $$$$$$$$$$$$ ……………
PAPA JOE ALWAYS PIMPED HIS DAUGHTERS OUT ,
HE WILL NEVER ADMIT IT ………..
AGAIN SIMPSON DAUGHTERS ARE NO LONGER POPULAR
NOR ARE THEY GOOD WHEN IT COMES TO SINGING ……..
ANYONE WHO BUYS ITEMS FROM CELEBS ARE ONLY
MAKING THE CELEBS RICHER , WHILE YOU STAY POOR .
WITH GAS PRICES , FOOD ETCCC YOU BETTER KEEP THE
MONEY YOURSELF ………LET THE CELEBS GO AND GET A
REAL JOB …..OVERPAID , OVERRATED
SHE LOOKS HOT !!!!!
If Jessica is as manly as she appears…..what does that say for her Ex - Nick?? Enquiring minds want to know…..
I’m Italian, a woman, and have to shave hair off my face. Can someone please give me a cover? Or a least a lifetime supply of razor blades!
that is so fake,.
jesus get a life
and leave hers alone
this cover is so freaking weird. It kind of grosses me out. I don’t understand why Esqire would think this is attractive.
Ewwww…. I thought Jessica was a woman, I guess she wants to be a man. BUT SHE DOES LOOK FINE!!!
Oh for God’s sake people, DUH…..there wasn’t a blade in the razor. Do you think she would be stupid enough to do that. Well it is Simpson, so don’t answer that.
Okay okay guys we get the point! Lemme guess, you think she looks like a drag queen? Honestly i think she’s got courage and a sense of humor for doing the shot and even though she should have gone for a less trying-to-be-sexy look and more of a clueless-pin up girl you have to admit girls got guts!
You guys are brutal. Have you thought about how much you have lowered yourself by even having an opinion about this girl, much less posting it?
because that’s attractive…
The media is stupid.
Stupid Stupid People! Its art and its beautiful, I like her, I think people need to back off, she’s no different than any other celebrity doing the same thing on different mags.
i think the picture is great!!
theres nothing bad about it.
the picture is showing that
women can do just as much as men can.
so Go Jessica!!!
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