OlderSat, 05 April 2008 at 10:44 am
Jessica Simpson Shaves Like a Man
To the left: Jessica Simpson shaving off her “beard” on the May 2008 cover of Esquire Magazine. (It’s the mag’s 75th anniversary.)
To the right: The 1964 Esquire cover that inspired it, featuring Italian actress Virna Lisi. Lisi is now 70-years-old.
Fun fact: Simpson and Lisi were both 27 at the time of their respective cover shoots.
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Regardless of how odd this looks, Jess is laughing all the way to the bank! They paid her millions!!!!!!!!
I don’t care what anyone says Jessica is HOT and always will be!
I think that Lisi’s was better.
You guys are so cruel. I mean really, step outside the box and quit thinking your so much better! Jessica is gorgeous no matter what she does. Creativity people!!!
Jessica is so stupid, she probably put a blade in that razor.
Both pictures look stupid. this wasnt her idea. Its not a good look for either but some men somewhere will get off on it! Shes still a beautiful girl.
I think it’s just dandy for todays world…I’m a little consumed with real news…of course here I am posting…all these negative comments…what’s the bummper sticker? mean people suck?
Wow, she looks like Anna Nicole Smith, R.I.P.
The stylist’s work for Lisi was exact, exciting and exquisite and that work– coupled with an actress who could command attention without the help of the press or signing handbags at department stores –that is why the image is recognizable 44 years after the fact. The work on this up-coming anniversary cover seems almost random: parody at best, all costume at worst. I guess there’s hope that those Dillard handbags might last 50 years!
you all are fucken gay id tap that 300 times and then nut in her ********. all day long
She Loook Like A Man…..Everyting i tell u what i saw…..Everting i saw everytin i tell u.. ok…ya ok…She Looooook A Likea man
Wow that was well done-I think she looks beautiful(as usual)
Not a good picture. She looks afraid, angry, tense. She is a beautiful girl, used to cameras, and she is not having fun here. There must have been a better shot. Virna nailed it.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE LURE OF HER. SHE IS THE POSTER GIRL FOR DUMB BLONDES. SHE CAN NOT EVEN ACT. THE ONE THAT GRACED THE COVER 27 YEARS AGO GETS MY VOTE. I AM SO SICK OF NEW ACTRESSES MAKING THE VETERAN ONES LOOK LIKE THEY ARE STALE AND OLD HAT. PUT SHARON STONE ON THE COVER.
funny how everyone’s makin negative comments… whatever it is she’s doin must be workin for her… she making millions of dollars, dating a football player…. and the rest of us are just on the outside looking in.
Yeah. Jessica is really REALLY A MAN. AND GUESS WHAT? SO IS VIRNA LISI. VIRNA LISI IS DEFINATELY A ***. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
WOW, i should try that look, NOT what in the heck was that girl thinking, has she ever herd of publicity and rumors, that might have been exceptable in 1965 but not in 2008!
the old version looks soo much better.
GEE THERE IS A LOT OF JEALOUSY FOR JESSICA. GROW UP PEEPS WILL YA.
Very weird thing to do….but at least she tried to do something that hasnt been done in quite a while….and the people who are constantly dissing her have WAY to much time on their hands, because if they did have a life they wouldnt find time to keep up with what she’s doing.
WHY CAN’T PHOTOGRAPHER’S LEAVE TITS OUT FOR ONCE?? THAT IS WHAT RUINED THE PIC FOR JESSICA. IT TAKES AWAY FROM THE MAIN THEME….THE SHAVING OF THE FACE!
I LOVE HER. SHE’S AWESOME.
you people spend too much time bashing on someone you dont even know…they get scrutinized in the public eye when all they are trying to do is earn a living…and we wonder why celebrities drink and try to commit suicide…shame on us.
She’s shaving about 36 inches too high up.
She thinks she’s amazing.. she needs to get over herself. She’s a nobody anymore
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