Jessica Simpson Shaves Like a Man

To the left: Jessica Simpson shaving off her “beard” on the May 2008 cover of Esquire Magazine. (It’s the mag’s 75th anniversary.)

To the right: The 1964 Esquire cover that inspired it, featuring Italian actress Virna Lisi. Lisi is now 70-years-old.

Fun fact: Simpson and Lisi were both 27 at the time of their respective cover shoots.

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WHY CAN’T PHOTOGRAPHER’S LEAVE TITS OUT FOR ONCE?? THAT IS WHAT RUINED THE PIC FOR JESSICA. IT TAKES AWAY FROM THE MAIN THEME….THE SHAVING OF THE FACE!

lilmissbig77 @ 04/07/2008 at 5:47 pm

I LOVE HER. SHE’S AWESOME.

leave her alone @ 04/07/2008 at 5:48 pm

you people spend too much time bashing on someone you dont even know…they get scrutinized in the public eye when all they are trying to do is earn a living…and we wonder why celebrities drink and try to commit suicide…shame on us.

Howaerd Schweutzer @ 04/07/2008 at 5:49 pm

She’s shaving about 36 inches too high up.

She thinks she’s amazing.. she needs to get over herself. She’s a nobody anymore

I find this verry creative!!! I give it 5 stars ***** =]

Virna, Classy and always will be…even now
Jesse, I can Careless and always will.

She’s too pretty to be sinking to this level for a few bucks. She needs to be ladylike and not stoop to any level to be recognized. This doesn’t suit her what soever and she needs to put a shirt on. Why do the stars think they have to show it in order to be someone? Seen one…seen em all! PLEASE!!!!

wow JS is buttt ugleeeeee

looks sexy n hot love jessica most these comments r just jealous people lol being dumb .

I like the old one better

You don’t have to be a man in order to have the need to shave your face.

Lots of women shave, and you don’t even realize it. My aunt has a disorder (hirsutism), that causes her to grow lots of hair. She has to shave. Yet, she’s a woman, with all female parts, and has had two children.

Wake up people. Quit being so naive.

wow that just confirms the truth Jessica Simpson is a man !

riiiight….okay seriously?! you people need to stop hating on her! what has she ever done to you? that’s just sad. it’s always going to be Jessica Simpson against the world. get lives, people….get lives!!

She looks like a drag queen. Why is she famous again?

Is that Tony Romo in drag?????

reality05 @ 04/07/2008 at 6:26 pm

Why does everyone seem to be having a problem with her? Most of yall probably wouldn’t do it and so much attitude towards her, lay off.

You guys are all jealous. She looks gorgeous.

littleone @ 04/07/2008 at 6:32 pm

Jess is still an amazing person, her career is not dead! She is only 27!! Seriously… Why is everyone so mean on here ? Plus she is still extremely beautiful.

GIVE ME A BREAK! Every, and I mean EVERY one of these “negative post” dudes on here would CRAP THEIR PANTS if she even gave them a simple LOOK their way in real life! buncha morons,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I just don’t get the symbolism…what does it stand for?!? Help me to understand

I agree with a comment below, the artistic valure of the original is fantastic. It’s very nice actually. The actress still looks pretty and is showing the message well.

However, Jessica’s pose makes her look manly. She’s jutting out her jaw and she shouldn’t have removed all of the cream from her cheeks, it makes her look like she has a moustache. If she posed the same way, straight on, trying to look cute and ditzy as always, the picture would probably have been great.

Jessica is ugly. period…at least Nick smartened up and got rid of her. Who thinks her black roots look nice? No class, and most movies etc. they are pretty evident. None of my buds like her either, so who does? Old guys who can’t get any?

Kinda artsy. Interesting to note that the 60s cover had no cleavage and Jessica’s does (sign of the times I guess)… but who cares about jessica simpson really?

Stephjane @ 04/07/2008 at 6:58 pm

I think this is a really cool shot…And no she shouldn’t go away, she’s gorgeous!!

HOOF ARTED @ 04/07/2008 at 7:07 pm

gIve me Vima Lisa at 70 she is still hotter and is not a dumb blond

How about an up dfate on Ms Lisa

I think this is great!

your all so ******* gay. shut the **** up. an already dead career? **** that and she looks like a man or doesnt look good? id really like to see you compared to her.

The cover with Virna Lisi is so much better. She almost makes a woman shaving her “beard” look feminine. She’s beautiful. Jessica Simpson looks like white trash and like she actually has a beard. And that hair….ugh.

I think She looks wonderful!!! I absolutely love her!!!

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