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Jennifer Aniston & Orlando Bloom: More Than Friends?

Jennifer Aniston & Orlando Bloom: More Than Friends?

Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom are more than just friends, claims OK!

The pair dined together at a March 25 charity event at Eva Longoria’s Beso restaurant.

“They were like heat-seeking missiles,” one eyewitness reveals. “They came together, threw their arms around each other and shared a big hug. I saw them in a booth next to each other and Jen was looking at Orlando like he was her favorite person in the world. She looked like she wanted to grab him and make out with him!”

Um, no.

Any blind person could see Orly and Victoria’s Secret angel Miranda Kerr and happily seeing each other.

P.S. Disney shot down rumors that Mr. Bloom will not be starring as The Prince of Persia. Arrrrrrrr!!!!! Jake Gyllenhaal has supposedly been offered the role, according to Latino Review.

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665 Comments

# 1

isn’t he going out with someone though..?
miranda somebody?

# 2

also, FIRST

# 3

“She looked like she wanted to grab him and make out with him!”
this makes Jen desperate looking for mr. goodbar.

# 4

Jennifer is linked to a different man every week. It’s ridiculous.

# 5

this story is SO bullsh*t. he’s seeing miranda and she’s dating herself. obviously. haha

# 6
ASHI JIJI @ 04/09/2008 at 2:53 pm

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!

# 7

FIRST

OMFG!! NOOO! ORLY!!

She’s not good enough for him, but I do want her to find someone already!

# 8

orlando too good for her , and he would drop like a hot potatoe

# 9

He is not with MK only!
All those pap pics were set ups
That is what any blind person can see, jj

OB has not denied this and its been going on for weeks now
with the rumors.

Did anyone see those pics of him hanging out with three other women on Friday night at foxtail??
That says a lot more than set up photo ops

memo to Jen @ 04/09/2008 at 2:55 pm

Stop the collagen injections already.

orlando and the 3 ladies @ 04/09/2008 at 2:56 pm

So jared- if Orlando is happy with Miranda then why pray tell me did he take 3 women home with him after picking them up in a nightclub last friday night with a male pal? (pics on elflady)They werent playing scrabble I’ll bet.

Oh and Jared we see through you- we know that you and Miranda are pals…so give it up you are biased- face it, they aint exclusive bro!

this is stupid. he has a beautiful young gf.

So because he was with three women and they all entered the car together, that automatically means that they had while sex together? How do you know that they didn’t know each other from before and are just friends? Geez you people and your overactive imaginations.

Really where?

All I see is orlando acting like a single man picking up women in a nightclub last firday night- the paps caught him doing it!!- him and Miranda are prob effbuddies at best- why can’t people do the math???

rotten piece of a$$ @ 04/09/2008 at 3:01 pm

What a difficult choice for Orlando. Let’s see, Victoria Secret Model or One night stand with a 40yr. has been tv star? hmmmm…dilemma!! dilemma!!

old threads @ 04/09/2008 at 3:02 pm

For those Jen fans just tuning in, This all seems like damge control for OB.
Read the old threads on OB and MK and you will see that she keeps saying they are dating but he keeps acting like he is single.

Jen and OB are great friends and both have the same PR and management team so they probably put this out there as a distraction for both of them. It keeps coming up in the press.
I wonder if its true that JA really does have another bf that she is trying to keep hidden.

miranda says-orlando does @ 04/09/2008 at 3:02 pm

Miranda can say what she likes, but Orlando will always counteract it with actions, he has done since the start- thats odd.

She says we are “very very happy” yet the same night he is put hitting on 3 women and caught taking them home in the back of his car with his mate ready for some group sex….

I think Orlando likes his women far too much. And sex with as many different ones as possible.

She looks like Ashley Tisdale, I guess that what happens when you see the same plastic surgeon. What a bunch of clones!!!!!

dilemma??? @ 04/09/2008 at 3:04 pm

To # 15
What a difficult choice for Orlando. Let’s see, Victoria Secret Model or One night stand with a 40yr. has been tv star? hmmmm…dilemma!! dilemma!!

dilemma??? Where? One night with JA is worth much more than holding hands with MK!

40yr.$lut @ 04/09/2008 at 3:05 pm

Didn’t he already deny the rumor when it first started? Back when they went to some wedding in Mexico. Huvane PLEASE stop pimping the h03 that nobody wants!!! she may tighten her face, but nobody wants a loose oochi-coochie!!

Because he didnt arrive with them for a start, it looks bad either way, why didnt he take his girl out with them- she was in town apparently? You are very niave, Bloom is known to like his women in clubs- you tell me why when he was with miranda did he come onto Vernoica Taylor? And it was caught on film??

Believe it or not people dont have to be exclusive in a relationship, it is common these days- wheres the harm?

She looks like Heather Locklear in that picture.

oz press vs everyone else @ 04/09/2008 at 3:07 pm

Funny how it seems the only place that picks up the MK stuff is the oz press.
The rest of the world has been running this JA thing as much as they can,

Whoever is responsible for this cover photoshopped the hełł out of both of them. Enough of the airbrush already!

#21
tell me why when he was with miranda did he come onto Vernoica Taylor? And it was caught on film??

Do you have link to video or pics of them?

oz press vs everyone else @ 04/09/2008 at 3:11 pm

MK and OB probably really did break up around NY time but
he has been letting it drag on in the press and doing those photo
ops to help her use his name and land some gigs.
Last friday he was out parting AGAIN without her but with a car full of other chics. You can see a link for the pix on the thread of him at the getty.
Be real folks, if he and mk are that serious(if they are even dating at all) what guy leaves her at home and parties with other girls?
Doesn’t mean they went home with him-who knows. But it didn’t look good.

Thank god he’s not in that Persia film. He ruins everything.

ms.goodey @ 04/09/2008 at 3:14 pm

I Hope He’s A Keeper She Has Nothing But Bad Luck,They All Run.We Will See.I Want Her TO Keep Someone………………….Or Is It Huvane Who Just Wanted Her On Magazine…Did He Pay or Did Jen Pay Tabloid.

It was on x17’s website, Bloom came onto Taylor in a nightclub, (he was seeing kerr at the time) and her ex boyfriend went crazy at him, in the video orlando gets into the car to sort it out with the mad guy and you can hear him say “I didnt know she was your girlf”.. the ex boyf later told the press that Orlando had grabbed Taylor inappropriately, the same night he had the crash after leaving the club.
Here is the story sbout it with links to the vid- hope its still there:

http://www.nationalledger.com/cgi-bin/artman/exec/view.cgi?archive=18&num=16623&printer=1

why does orlando like em young @ 04/09/2008 at 3:15 pm

Why duz orlando like a 6 year gap between him and his lovers? There was 6 years between him and Bosworth too - tis very weird why it has to be 6.

ms.goodey @ 04/09/2008 at 3:18 pm

Is She Morphing into Heather Locklear ,Oh Well The Old Chick Needs A Man.But Warning Always Remenber Michael Jackson’s Face.Be Careful Be Glad For What Looks You Have………We All Get Old.

here’s the link from last friday night when he was out with a bunch of other girls

http://elflady.com/orlandolove/showpost.php?p=583836&postcount=19

jennifer is too good for him…
even though orlando looks a bit odd with MK…kate bosworth and him were a good pair

veronica taylor @ 04/09/2008 at 3:21 pm

She is a babe!

Shame she hadn’t jave been interested I think she is much hotter than Kerr, at least she has a great body AND face, Kerrs body and face was much hotter years ago, now she is getting skinnier and her face is all grannified- my fave angel is marisa.

Take it from a guy, Kerr aint all that it is only cos she gets naked. And even then that only tells us she will *** us easily, the body is a bit “adolescent looking” REAL guys- like me like the full tits and curves

ms.goodey @ 04/09/2008 at 3:22 pm

#30 LMAO…….

Thank u. I missed that part.
As wrote in other thread, IMDB wrote that OB and MK dating since 21.02.2008 i don’t know how they calculate and why they choose that date. But poor Jen, she spend an evening with a friend and she will be watered by dirt from MK crazy fans.

It looks like OB is into playing the field still-good for him!

here is the other link from Friday night pics

http://www.buzzfoto.com/?p=2917

ms.goodey @ 04/09/2008 at 3:25 pm

They sureeeeeeee lookkkkkkkkk Purdy.

Damon Kidwell @ 04/09/2008 at 3:27 pm

I have had the pleasure of working with Damon, a few years back on some fashion shoots, he is a good man, and of course was going to come to Veronica’s aid, after Bloom touched her like that- Damon is an honest guy and never made up what had happened that night, he was furious as I think you can tell in the video.

As for this story, Jennifer Aniston is said to be dating a guy in Beverly Hills who owns a bar. Orlando Bloom I would imagine is a little too immature for her if anything like the “Veronica Taylor” incident is anything to go by- what a slimeball.

ms.goodey @ 04/09/2008 at 3:27 pm

#34 Yeah and we have seen her spreads in mexico.

in the land of the blind @ 04/09/2008 at 3:30 pm

Oh, Jared, you’re pathetic attempts at helping randamay are so transparent that EVEN A BLIND PERSON could see through them.

OB is seeing MANY MANY MANY people, not just dearest randamay.

they have the same manager or publicist or something. this reminds me of the time when they were photographed on some vacation together but it was really they were at the same party for their publicist or someone.

Jacqueline @ 04/09/2008 at 3:31 pm

Maybe he’s into polygrip, and vagisil

young cabbage faced panty model who has to latch onto me to even get a gig modeling for some Target type store, dumb as a post, insists I do these pap set ups so she can get her face in the news to help her career, drags her mom who looks like she has seen one too many plastic surgeons, and seeing that future ain’t pretty

hot woman who can take care of herself, isn’t using me to pimp herself out. Intelligent, mature, fun, doesn’t insist I do set ups with her, has her own money and career, and makes the Miranda chick look like a teenager.

yeah how does he choose
you idiots 39 is far from old, her bone struture means she will still be pretty when Miranda’s face has caved in on itself.

when you are 39, I hope people will say that about you, lets see if you find that funny. I’m only 26 but know that 39 isnt old these days.

lol! But does he like her that much or does he just like to stir the pot?
By running this OK post he is helping the JA rumors get out there and he knows he is going to get a ton of hits. JA and OB = big bucks!
Wonder which he likes more!

lol lol
yeap right!!!
poor hag!!! her PR man will do anything to keep her in the public eye…specially with her new flop movie coming out in december….lol

OB a star, sexy, and dating a young hot model….why would he go out with an old has been? these magazines are full of sh..!!! and JA PR man is crazier than ever!!!!

they may be friends but lovers not in a million years!!! every1 including me has called Angie a **** by it’s starting to look like Jen is the **** she is with a new lover every week!!!! Or so her PR man wants all of us to believe….

piper, with a low @ 04/09/2008 at 3:37 pm

# 29 @25 @ 04/09/2008 at 3:14 pm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
FYI… citing x17 is a big mistake!

They helped spread the NOLA wedding that never was and they’re in prime position to pay the Parker-Longorias for that false infidelity story.

older woman orli @ 04/09/2008 at 3:37 pm

He has had an older woman before when he was 17- so I’m sure that was some of the best sex he has ever had too!

Boyfriend of Miranda Kerr [February 21, 2008].

Very good friends with actress Jennifer Aniston.

I wonder who posted this is OB’s bio at IMDB. If I recall, MK said in an interview recenlty that they have been seeing each other for several months. Several is three or more isn’t it? This date would make it less than two months. Nit picky I know but damn.

But it wasnt x17 where the “story” came from it was the PROFESSIONAL PHOTOG Damon kidwell who said what had happened- x17 just filmed the vid, Kidwell just said what had happened.

I agree with #39- I believe Mr.Kidwell too, because he couldve easi;y went down the route of “selling his story etc if it was all crap for attention and publicity for himself and his ex girlf. So I believe it, and I have heard other stories of Bloom grabbing womens bottoms and bosoms in clubs before in the UK, so it seems he makes a habit of it, all this while he is dating his “hot young VS model” and they had apprently only began dating- so she obv aint hot enough!

OMG! Be very afraid. This Jennifer Aniston stuff is getting a lot of play
CabbagePatchKid/Chucky Doll is going to get very desperate to get back in first position.
What will happen next!! We don’t want to see her angry do we???

and to #50: I have heard that she does like to play with the Wiki sites-so I wouldnt be surprised if things like that happen also.

in the land of the blind @ 04/09/2008 at 3:46 pm

@46

No doubt Jared Just loves the hits. And gets to mention his favorite fauxmance in the process! I think he feels like he “broke” the randamay crap to begin with and it’s his “baby” so he’s gonna stir the pot. But whatever to get more hits. In 4 months when OB is getting papped with JA he’ll post those pictures for the hits as well and no one will remember randa– what was her name anyway? Amanda?

The Confluence @ 04/09/2008 at 3:48 pm

So, the Bloom Fandom with all its shippers and haters and supporters and nutjobs
meets
The Aniston Fandom with all of its shippers and haters and supporters and nutjobs
meets
of course The Brangelunatics because they always follow where the Anistoners go…..
Lions and Tigers and Bears….
Oh. My.

yAKS….SHE’S OLD FOR HIM

I think they are lovely together. I hope their thing to last. After the break with Brad, Jen needs a real man with her and Orlando is pretty good for her. I hope them to be together the MOST!

they are lovely together!
i hope them to last
jen needed to find a guy, the best wishes from me

How old do you think Bloom is?? He is 31 himself they are in the same decade!!! LMAO people really need to relaise that theres 8 years between them, not 20! lol

something smells @ 04/09/2008 at 3:53 pm

I’d believe Jen and Orli before I’d believe there’s something serious between Miranda and Orli.

Wasn’t ‘Randa’s mom at the Ducati store, too, seen in the black car next to Orli’s? And along with them in Palm Springs? Weren’t O and M photo’d coming out of the hotel with separate hotel bills? Separate rooms at this hot n heavy stage in their relationship? Ouch.

Any news on Miranda’s new big contract?

what are you 15. God if you think 39 is an old hag you aren’t going to have a very happy life. Women who are smart and can take care of themselves are very sexy, and one day when you grow up you will figure that out. Teenybopper, jeez

I’m with you and I think its all been set up since the Ducati shop where he first wouldn’t be in the same shot with her-(watch the video for any of you that need a good laugh)
But where do we see the mom in another car or in Palm Springs?
I do think she was not inthe same car as OB at the Ducati shop for sure-I just didn’t know the mom was seen there.
If you watch the video it really looks like her and OB are there at different times or something. VERY strange indeed

in the land of the blind @ 04/09/2008 at 4:01 pm

Any news on Miranda’s new big contract?

Other than the one to be Orlando’s girlfriend? I kid! I kid!

yeah she is modeling for a Target type store in OZ, that is her livin the life, modeling for Target clones. LMAO
she got a whole six figures for 5 years work. VS never uses her, so she may need to latch onto someone with money, rumor has it that while Orlando is pretty well off, he doesn’t like to spend it

Oh, I think this this story is being run with–and not denied– because Jen is helping a friend out of a very sticky and potentially nasty mess.

Bloom is very deliberately being caught living the life of a single guy who is not yet exclusive in his romances.

Seriously. Who do you think has more PR power– JA or MK?

Why would anyone give Orlando Bloom a 3 picture deal. He was the weakest link in both LOTR and POTC!?!?

This doesn’t even look like a real photo.

JA could crush MK like a little bug. In fact, so could OB if he wanted. Just give the word to the all powerful PMK-HBH and watch MK scurry back into the shadows. MK should be careful, she might end up never working in the US again.

“they may be friends but lovers not in a million years!!! every1 including me has called Angie a **** by it’s starting to look like Jen is the **** she is with a new lover every week!!!! Or so her PR man wants all of us to believe….”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Actually, JA was always a ****. Her PR man is murdering her career.

Who has more Power period? JA of course!

Bloomie’s always wanted to be a part of a big powerful Golden Hollywood Supercouple, and he sure ain’t going to get it with a clinging panty model whose struggling with her career same as him.

Look. Even if this JA thing is to help get rid of the dingo poop smell, it might help him rebuild some street cred, both personally and professionally, by playacting the beau of an independant, mature, attractive, PR savvy, well liked and generally respected woman.
It will certainly bring all the attention his little fameseeking heart could ever want.

And if it helps get rid of the clinging choking kudzu vine, well, OK.
I’ll ship it!

OMG, I am laughing so hard my tears are flowing. The commenters at the PH site are fighting over Jen and Angie (who’s better, prettier, more talented, etc) and every now and then someone throws in the name of MK but _no_one_ is giving a tiny bit of **** about her, just continue the catfight.
~K, where are you? You’re missing all the fun! This is what I call entertainment, b!tches! LOL!

@65-
think JJ mistyped that part. Disney shot down runours that Bloom had been offered the part.
So no POP right now.

Me too!.. Anything to send that puffed up b*itch back to livin the REAL life would make me happy.
I hope DJ fires her sorry ass. First thing out of her mouth is a slam at the hard working people who buy their particular type of stuff

I mean we all know how people who are working hard and rasing a family love to be looked down the nose at by some bi*tch who has never had to do an honest day work in her life..I think DJ made a BIG mistake

lol-it will always be that way. No one in the US gives her the time of day no matter how many tricks she pulls. I hope this is the last of it and she throws her hat in the ring. It’s really just getting sad to watch now.

I have to wonder what went wrong in their “agreement” that made OB go off the reservation the other night. I doubt it was suppose to go down like that. You would think there would have been a game plan for them both getting out looking good or something. Now it seems like the oscars part two. He goes alone, she makes statements insisting they are a couple, he keeps acting single.

Orlando too good for Jennifer?…HA! Yeah sure…

orlando oh! @ 04/09/2008 at 4:53 pm

Orlando will find love but it wont be with Miranda or Jennifer… she wont be a celeb at all. My Tarot predicts this.

You all do realize that Jennifer and Orlando have the same agent and PR guy right? This is a twofer. Unfortunately they both come off smelling pretty desperate for attention.

be careful now @ 04/09/2008 at 4:54 pm

be careful. you know they’ll retaliate bigtime now. everytime people start crowing about their demise, they pull something out.
not that I don’t wish for it to be done, and boy, knowing this JA stuff is probably making her writhe is…satisfying…just a friendly headsup.

HE CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER

I agree, she will be going mental over this, so I agree, I wouldnt be surprised if we get some pap pics of them either having sex/oral sex in the street next lol Dont forget to wear your 20 condoms and ballbag cover Orli hunni ***

cabbage patch kid @ 04/09/2008 at 5:00 pm

hey -who’s knocking mk’s career?

here she is modeling all kinds of nifty outfits

http://www.flickr.com/photos/79462700@N00/?saved=1

you guys are stupid

im jennifer and we are togther

xx

you guys are stupid

im jennifer and we are togther

xx

(L)JENNIFER+ORLANDO(L)
=sooooo cuteeeee:)

They were all at Courtney’s fund raiser. At one point he had his
arm around Courtney and Eva, does that mean they are after
him. No body planted this silly item, the mags just make things
up. They know each other and are friends. Just because you
talk to a man doesn’t mean there is anything more than that.
A big deal out of nothing.

But these pics were taken almost 2 weeks ago.
Is OK usually that late to the game?
It might very well be someones pr using this
for both of them.
Doesn’t have to be-but it could be

had em all @ 04/09/2008 at 5:16 pm

He slept with em all, dont be so naive now ;) jk

the dj job? @ 04/09/2008 at 5:31 pm

For those of you that think she only got the DJ job because of her
connection to ob, do you think they are going to see this OK mag
and then put some pieces together?
I wonder if they will feel duped if they aren’t together but lead to think they were?
Unless of course Orli gets dragged there anyway.

@80, LMFAO! I fell for that hook, line and sinker.
OZ press pimps Miranda, US press pimps Jennifer. But it is weird that no one pimped anyone else when he and Kate were together.
@75, my ouija board said the same thing! :P

Geez, Jen can’t even glance at a guy and the mags try and make something out of it. I think she has already proven that she has many friends and is a very affectionate person so she and Orlando hugging is not exactly a big deal. Just like she and Owen Wilson hanging out …
Oh well, at least the idiots pair her up with hot men :-)
I think when Jen finds her soul mate it will be obvious to the world…as opposed to these “claims” by rags like OK.

BWAAAAHAHAHA!

You are a damn fool! You got me with that one. I think I pissed a little laughing at those pics.

Orlando is gay and she is desperate. Someone call their bluff. Oh, and nice chin.

And Miranda Kerr???
isn’t the girlfriend of Orlando ???
I think that Jennifer and Orlando are friends …only!!
sin sentido!! :P

why does thismiddle aged tv startet get more attention than my idol kate. Only reason why she looks younger than her age is because of the botox.

the Prince of Persia rumours are getting more and more ridiculous. Orlando muscled up, with a beard and a heavy tan I might have bought, but Jake Gyllenhaal?! seriously?!

No Miranda is busy with David Jones ;)

#68, ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the reason some will believe @ 04/09/2008 at 6:20 pm

Is because the general public arent aware that Orlando and Miranda are/were dating as it hardly got into any of the usual suspect tabs- so as far they are concerened after they read this-Orlando and Jen are now an item, at the end of it all what goes in the mags is more important to online message boards and blogs.

Is that you Chinnochio Maniston, the fugly, useless, worthless,
ROTTEN sl.ut.
grow up, dumbazz.
tick.tock.
r.i.p.
LEAVE ORLY ALONE! Unless he needs a mom.
He doesn’t need a freakshow that’s u.
ask v. v. and the rest.
even the fat guy DUMPED you, ew.

jen is at least honest @ 04/09/2008 at 6:42 pm

Unlike ***** angelina, what a ****, what a lying lesbo cow, she pretends to be all nice and caring but really she is a crazed maniac, how is it normal to act like her, child after chlld.. PATHETIC she has something lacking, Brad has never looked so miserable since being with her, he wont even marry her, they will be splitsville soon also, then eveyone can laugh at Jolie and she will prob show her true colors.

dark blonde @ 04/09/2008 at 6:44 pm

Orlando is licking my **** as we speak,mmmmmm doont stooopp my gooodd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dark blonde @ 04/09/2008 at 6:47 pm

cl!t. earlier we had sex up against the wall, him rubbing my wet nub that flowed with juices for him , because of him… i was so wanting him.. he rammed into me deeply, and thrust so hard and fast like a dying need, we came so powerfully anfd loudly.. then we picked up the phone and asked if Miranda had enjoyed listenng, we heard a sob, then we laughed and hung up— being his fuq buddy is wonderful, I’,m one of 3.. god he is a sex god!!!

I see the future… MK’s infamous cell phone will be lost and found… and the pictures on it will surface! :)

anonymous @ 04/09/2008 at 6:50 pm

Oh for heavens sake. She is NOT too old for him. Some of you people have NO life experience at all.

However, she is waaay too young to be messing with her face like that. Jen, please learn a lesson from the tragedy of Meg Ryan’s face. Men don’t really care about the face all that much as long as the body is in shape. A few wrinkles won’t kill you or keep you from finding a man. Neuroses will though.

I can really see that happening Jaded, then she couldnt be “blamed” as such lol

@dark blonde @ 04/09/2008 at 6:52 pm

LMAO ahem… you getting carried away there hun

dark blonde @ 04/09/2008 at 6:54 pm

Oh we have fantastic sex.
His balls are blackish colored which I find a bit of a turn off, but he tastes lovely- like butterscotch mixed with musk.. mmm

I am unknown and he prefers it that way. I’m blessed ;) lol

Can I just say.... @ 04/09/2008 at 6:59 pm

I HATE TABLOIDS!!!!!!!!!!

please stop that BS about angelina.

Breaking News:
PITT D.U.M.P.E.D. Maniston, BECAUSE HE R.E.A.L.L.Y.
was M.I.S.E.R.A.B.L.E. it wasn’t Angelina!

He REALLY dumped Maniston!!!!! IT HAPPENED!!

He wasn’t the only one, and that alone says a lot of Maniston.
Don’t be angry with Angelina JUST b/c Pitt loves her; she
deserves it,she has given him EVERYTHING he has ever
wanted.

s-t-o-p t-h-a-t b.-s.

which one of the three he was with on Friday night do you think
was his girlfriend?
If you meant cabbage patch-she stayed home that night!
wonder why?

Esta historia es mentira como todas las que sacan de Jen!

Kate @ 04/09/2008 at 3:04 pm She looks like Ashley Tisdale, I guess that what happens when you see the same plastic surgeon. What a bunch of clones!!!!!

LOL Yep her face screams SELF ESTEEM problems.

David (love u JEN) @ 04/09/2008 at 7:46 pm

i wish that’s true! love them both :*

dark blonde @ 04/09/2008 at 8:06 pm

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh now he is playing with my ass nnnggghhhh ohhhhhh

and the imbd board thought we were crazy. I don’t really care if they are together, although I hope so. At least she doesn’t cheat, she seems to operate ok with out NEEDING a piece of arm candy, because OMG if you don’t have a boyfriend you might as well be dead.
She takes care of herseilf and doesn’t need a man to pimp her out, and compared to Miranda she looks like the golden ticket. Sad thing while she may want a baby, I think she wants one to raise, not one to sleep with. She is WAAAAAAAAAAAAY out of his league, ad if there wasy anyway she would take on another womanizer after Brad, I can’t see it, If Orlando could grow up stop believeing that if he isn’t having sex with several people at once life is good, maybe they could work. just maybe.

I sure hope her face looks like this because of Airbrush. Sadly her nose has been completely transformed into a plastic surgeon’s model, but here she looks likes if she had a face lift like P. Presley. I had feared what happened to Meg Ryan after bad face job is happening to her, but it does look like so.

Jen is the biggest fraud @ 04/09/2008 at 9:08 pm

Kate @ 04/09/2008 at 3:04 pm She looks like Ashley Tisdale, I guess that what happens when you see the same plastic surgeon. What a bunch of clones!!!!!
=========
Yeah. Ashley Simpsom, A.Tisdale and Maniston , they all have the same nose, so weird. but actually the nose look better on Simpsom.
the nose make Maniston face much longer and chin more prominent.

didn’t jared posted some photos of orly and miranda making out and canoodling in the car at a gas station?

she just probably needed a one night stand. lmfao!

yes, but they were part of the set up tour they did!
means nothing.
since then ob has been haning out with and parting with other women

If you call that making out then my god you aint lived girl- a peck is now making out???

THE SAME OLD, THE SAME OLD.

Maniston, the Queen of FRAUD and a Big Nobody
needs some attention and sympathy and Huvaniston
FOOLs OK mag./tab………AGAIN!
“““““““““““““““““““`
They can’t USE Brangelina anymore…WOULD BE WAY
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RIDICULOUS!
“““““““““““““

NO, Orly is not into Polygrip nor Vagisil yet,
but he better stays away of Huvanistn’s new fraud
or Sheman will ruin his career as she did V.V’s,
Paul’s (who?) and tried to do it to Pitt too.
Just ask V.V.

too funny @ 04/09/2008 at 9:58 pm

Here’s the Australian spin: http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23515971-5012974,00.html

“ORLANDO Bloom is proving one of the most coveted bachelors in Hollywood with reports that two of Tinseltown’s most glamorous ladies are vying for his affections.”

Help me out here - they aren’t actually suggesting that MK is one of those most glamorous ladies, are they??!!

god as if. she isnt even known in tinseltown pmsl despearte

Vying for his attnetion? I thought she was his girlf already pfft!

OK, Jen is one..who is the other one? ;)

what a great gig @ 04/09/2008 at 10:25 pm

David Jones website: http://www.davidjones.com.au/home.jsp

Do you get MK on the home page? Nope, you get fridges and TVs! I thought David Jones was some sort of glam fashion designer. Guess not? LOL

which one is it? @ 04/09/2008 at 10:32 pm

Wasn’t it about a month ago that the rags/gossip were running that it was Orlando that had a crush on Jennifer?

I had checked out DJ too. I thought I was in the wrong site. Guess not, yeah?

DAVID JONES @ 04/09/2008 at 10:36 pm

LMAO cheap or what??I thought he was a designer too- oh Randa, what a crap gig!

so is she going to be posing next to refrige’s and toastes like
a Price is Right girl or something?

DAVID JONES @ 04/09/2008 at 10:44 pm

So why need Orlando connexion for this cheap gig then? :/

Someday she will surprise everyone and, until that moment she’ll be rumored to have a different lover every week!

he seems like a Hollywood shallow guy and Jennifer is a opportunist. Perfect match. They are both lame talent seeking publicity.

Isn’t that Funny?!
FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

WHO is “glamorous” here?!
In EU, people don’t even know, and don’t care, if they are alive or not.

It’s another story with Bloomy.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
This is AMUSING. But,

GET REAL, will you…seriously.

jen's denying the rumor @ 04/09/2008 at 10:51 pm

http://www.9wsyr.com/entertainment/story.aspx?content_id=5d8fef35-1acf-44b3-a5ab-694b1c8dfe7c

no word from Orlando, tho. and no word about the chickas in the back seat. LOL!

What the hell u on about? I’m saying Jennifer is one but who is the other glamourous woman as in- it iant miranda, I was being clever as in- she aint glamourou nor known in usa, I wasnt even implying myself as the otehr perosn niether, but Yes actually I am more glam than her, thats a fact I dont walk out looking like a scruff bag lmao!

HA!
Not many thought the story was really true anyway.

Funny though all the tabs run with almost anything BUT him and randamay in the states especially. She’s had a bad few days trying to keep this thing believable with Friday night and now this.

I’m sure she will try and get him to say or do something now to respond as well-but as you said-stil no word about the chics in the backseat and that says alot!

Really, once again,
the same old, same old:
Sheman is lying and then denying.
Huvaniston @ work.
shame on you.
Good laugh @ OK!

Going on another yr without a man to call her own. SAD

Maniston is “glamorous”?!
On what planet?
Oh, wait, on “Planet HW’ WHEN NO ONE ELSE IS AROUND.
Too amusing. Keep going!

THE SAME OLD, SAME OLD.
GOOD work with Huvaniston, OK!

Is the only way Aniston able to get any attention is by who she dates?
That’s really sad.

It’s just a coincidence #30

did anyone look at the models in the DJ catalogs. LMAO. If this is what they are using Randa for , very average. They look like models in flyers from Target, or K Mart. From VS Angel to a sad pathetic girl/ And to top it off she isn’t even do catalog work, she is just walking the catwalk a few times a year. The lowest of the low. Do you really think Orli is gonna show up for some non couture show? Especially for some target like superstore? Hardly the same as being at the Paris fashion week is it? I hope she says that six figure salary spread across 5 years. You know it is less than 500,000.00 otherwise they would be talking about her half million. wonder if is in aussie $. Mirnada better find herself a meal ticket soon, if she wants to keep on “livin the life” otherwise she may find herself down here with us regular folk, and mom may have to get a cheaper plastic surgeon though the one she has now isn’t any prize.

I close my eyes, my ears and pray: “No, it ain’t right, it ain’t right’ it ain’t right, it ain’t right…..”
Please God, have mercy on my soul: “It ain’t right, it ain’t right’ it ain’t right, it ain’t right…..”
Jen, you will only give the opportunity for anybody to blame you.
Please, concentrate on your company. No more rubbish sensation
“It ain’t right, it ain’t right’ it ain’t right, it ain’t right…..”

Jennifer’s rep denied the story. That means she dosen’t wanna be linked to OB.

ugly fake @ 04/10/2008 at 5:51 am

Another fake relationship for the fake middle aged sitcom starlet with her fake nose and fake face.

So, Jen denided rumors. Orly as usual keep his mouth shut. Now what will be next? Another Randas article or what?

ugh, damn tabloids. always creating a story our of nothing
http://arabaquarius.blogspot.com/

jen and orlando have been on and off but i think there so sweet together i hope it lasts. x

jen is the real fraud @ 04/10/2008 at 7:04 am

Same ole, same ole. trick by Huvaniston. TIP THE TAB ABOUT NEW BOYFRIEND AND DENIED IT AFTERWARD. (remember the People’s cover story of Jen bought a new “model gigolo” bf.).

Norman’s mom is so boring and uninteresting, she had a movie coming out this August, What else to make her relevant ? Aside from parading those sagging boob ,wax twat and butt eating bikini to the razzi, Is to invent a new boyfriend every other week. I think the public will eventually get tired of her new bf stories just like we are tired of her whinning of her divorced of more than 3 yrs.

#152

first. the model boyfriend was real. aka Paul Sculfor. and diffrent from other people (see Miranda here) they didn’t pimped their relation at all.

and second, she has 4 movies coming this year, not one.

why does everybody hope…i hope she can keep someone…i hope it lasts. It is all about finding the right guy, then you dont need any tricks to keep him. There is a match for everybody out there, for people considered ugly, for beautiful people, even for criminals. Why do people worry about JA? She is not ugly and she is not criminal or handicapped. She may as well have somebody outside the business and she is fine.
Also having somebody by your side does not determine who you are and what you are worth, it also doesnt proove you are good or you are happy.There is more to life than desperately searching for a partner so you are considered normal in society.

I’m really wondering what’s going on in miranda’s head.I believe she is on the outside looking in. I wouldn’t be surprised if her and mommy try to do there own pap fest in ausi. You know looking for rings and things like that to make it seem that everything is on the upand up.There pr people knew what they were doing when they let the article ride they knew this would sell and over shadow miranda. Iwouldn’t be surprised if miranda has called orlando phone constantly after all this trying to make set up anouther pap fest and hopefully he has the balls to say no.If she does have nasty photos of them that’s life but I wonder if he can make a case out of it and say it was blackmail or she took the pics while he was out of it and took advantage of the situation . Either way if I was miranda I would pull out now before david’s drops her because they don’t want that type of publicity. David jones sounds weird it sounds like that pirate name.

I didn’t see any morning denials from the ob-mk side.
Anyone else?
Maybe its the calm before the pap sh+t storm coming our way?

I guess even she has to know at this point if her alone denies it without a direct comment from him she will look as lame as the last two times where he just did the opposite.

Funny, I have tried to post a link twice and my comment keeps disappearing. Let’s see if this shows up.
The article I tried to link here says:
“While Jennifer Aniston denies rumors of any romantic relationship with actor Orlando Bloom, friends of the thirty-nine year old actress claim not only is the former Friends star dating the Brit, she’s been doing so behind the back of his Victoria’s Secret supermodel GF, Miranda Kerr.”
It’s on the popcrunch site.

While i was watching the link about Blooms car accudent (it was in previous thread) i saw this video http://x17video.com/celebrity_video/orlando_bloom/x17_xclusive_orlando_bloom_and.php about Orly and Leo. It was made in december 2007. And guess hom i saw in the crowd? Yeah,u rigts it was our cabbage girl Randa. Its clearly seen on picter in article also. So here is my question,why then on imdb is written that they are dating since 21 february 2008 and why if everething so serious between them,the tabloids still put him on relationship with over woman like JA?

yes, she was there in dec. at dinner.
They have ‘dated’ on and off for a bit. Probably never really that serious-at least from Orlando’s side.
Read the comments in that article-people do reconize her.
IMDB is not all knowing-don’t worry too much about the date they
give. Feb was just the week they did that first pap tour in NY so that is the date they are using.

@curious Thanks for reminding me of those pics. That’s how I got here. The MK haters mentioned JJ and I was curious :) about what she’s done to make them so angry. Then I got stuck here. :)
Nice picture though. Red mini and h00ker shoes. And she’s the only one smiling for the paps while the real celebs try to hide. It is true: a picture tells a thousand stories.

imdb and wiki can be edited by fans, I wouldn’t trust their infos as facts.

“While Jennifer Aniston denies rumors of any romantic relationship with actor Orlando Bloom, friends of the thirty-nine year old actress claim not only is the former Friends star dating the Brit, she’s been doing so behind the back of his Victoria’s Secret supermodel GF, Miranda Kerr.”
It’s on the popcrunch site.

Yeah a saw that article,and had same problems as u,while tried to post it here. Well i don’t know is it true,but if it helps Randa to disapper from tabloids,i hope it s true!

hmm, but why would they need to comment or create another pap-fest when it’s just “water off a duck’s back”? randa doesn’t care what other people are saying ’cause they’re “not living the life”. If she were secure in the relationship and not using it for PR, she wouldn’t need pap set-ups or planted sightings to validate it, right?
/sarcasm/

that is pretty much the same article from the other day that started in NW. It uses the same quotes but now it says it is from Star Mag.
Hmm? Star Mag and NW(oz mag) Where did these start from??

As to links not posting. It seem random but there must be certain ones jj doesn’t allow and knows how to block. Surprised the x17 one worked.

Jaded, are you kidding? That’s the supposed denial? Ain’t no denial there, just more hint hint wink wink. LOL.
I personally don’t believe the JA/OB thing, but I do think this is funny, and funny timing too. Knowing OB’s history of letting the women do all the work, and take all the hits, it’ll be interesting to see if he speaks up.
Time will tell.

There is one thing wich i cant understand. May be i am stupid or i dont get some new things about relationship,BUT…IF (i said IF) they are couple, and they were a couple since omg october 2007, december….why she is screaming about it just now? If u love someone and you know that you’re together, you\ll protect your relationship and your bedroom from the paps, don’t u? DJ contract is not enought reason to do all this festival! IMHO.

right.-and what exactly is this great life she is living?

1) Modeling for a department store
2) Making a guy do pap set ups to make you look important?
Havng the appearance of a relatioship that is not the truth?
3) Staying at home while he is out partying with other girls
4) Calling the press the next to try and undo the damage.

which part are we suppose to envy?

#162 wrote:
why would they need to comment or create another pap-fest when it’s just “water off a duck’s back”? randa doesn’t care what other people are saying ’cause they’re “not living the life”. If she were secure in the relationship and not using it for PR, she wouldn’t need pap set-ups or planted sightings to validate it, right?

I guess she doesn’t care what women witout their life wrote in gossip blogs, but wold she be so secure in her relationship if JA answers in sweet voice on Orlandos home phone?
(also sarcasm)

she was talking about it back then as well. Mostly in oz though
She was talking to the press since it began-calling in the sightings
to get attention from it.
Even though they were most likely always just dating casually-it seems it was over for good a month or so ago but she is trying to still use the name to line up some good jobs since she gets more notice when his name is attached to her.

@165 Don’t ask me like I know any answers, I am just looking for puzzle pieces but I don’t have the big picture. :) Don’t get all worked up, it’s just killing time.
My very personal opinion: MK/OB dated several times, for some reason it didn’t work that well because they don’t seem too enthusiastic about each other, but it’s better than nothing and more comfortable than constantly looking for someone new. They probably tried to see if they could use the relationship for PR but that didn’t work that well either. Now it seems they will go separate ways and let JA take the blame for it. At least this is what it looks like on my monitor. Just a theory based on the pap pics so far.

inthestormshelter @ 04/10/2008 at 10:35 am

I’ve tried, but I can’t get around the feeling there’s not much coincidence in this stuff happening now with this JA gossip. Then considering he’s been partying alone around Hollywood, and picking up other women too, while she’s supposedly at home waiting in their “twuluvnest”? Quite a slap in the face to her, honestly.

Perhaps she should take the classy way out now by saying something like “Orlandos a sweetheart, and we had great fun while my mother and I were in LA for my photoshoot, but we really just want to focus on our careers now, and remain friends. Wish him the best.” Saves face for everyone, even though everyone knows what really happened.

Sigh. Wishful thinking. Sadly, I think classy is beyond this chick.

denying there’s something between them means JA wants nothing to do with OB. she dosen’t want the press to link them.

why does imdb state on OB and JA’s profiles: Very good friend with JA/OB. It’s strange.

I’m sorry,i forgot to change my nickname when i was asking the question. I have close to yours oinion. But it all looks pathetic. U know, i also don’t believe that they got serious relationship. She looks desperete and he looks like hi is tired from everething. I remember how he looked about a year ago….he was good and sometimes even hot. What a hell happend to him? Midle age crisis? And she is using it? Cause its illogical to think that he is using her.

@171 jen also denied it when she did have a bf back in July I think.
She and OB are good friends at least -and even though most don’t think there is anything really there- I doubt her denial is about her not wanting to be associated with him. The Mag is already out there-more people will see this in the store lines then see her online denial. If they are playing this game-giving a denial from her makes it not seem so obvious but still the focus is on them and not that other girl!
Still no denial from OB and he is the one that is suppose to have a girlfriend.

Well well. Bloomies just been confirmed to the large ensemble cast of “New York, I Love You”.
New York huh?
Wonder if they ever make “London, I Love You” if he’ll be there for that? Somehow I don’t think so;)
Groan. Does this mean another sorry *ss attempt at an American accent, or will he play an art-imitating-life expatriate?

Jen and Orli have the same firm rep them. Kind of interesting that the statement didn’t say “reps for both jen and orlando say they are just friends”.
Would have been an easy thing to do on his part-even if they don’t mention miranda.
When he was with kate and they ran with the Siena thing it was denied asap.

whoever said it earlier is right.
she should just take this opportunity to exit gracefully.

richard peterson @ 04/10/2008 at 11:35 am

good couple

I like this theory (minus the Prince of Persia bit) from Laineygossip

Why then the incessant push to convince us that they are indeed a couple? Well consider that Orly’s little career needs an injection of something, anything,. resembling success. Poor kid was trying, trying to shed the teenybop love, was fighting his pretty for much much too long, but seems to have finally accepted his fate: squeals and girly fans are all he can hope for. Which is why he’s signed a 3 picture deal for a franchise called The Prince of Persia.

Needless to say, he NEEDS his horny ass female fanbase and a little piece of the MiniVan Majority Pie wouldn’t hurt either.

Enter Jennifer Aniston.

It’s a brilliant move, non? He gets the emotionally stunted estrogen count AND the stroller pushers delivered via every “chick’s” favourite “chick”, and she gets a younger man and public reassurance that, pushing 40, she is indeed still desirable.

darn it! sorry–no edit button.

she should take this opportunity to exit gracefully
since it’s being offered to her on a pr platter.

she’ll get to look like the slighly wronged (isn’t that a precious twist?)gf and he will take the chin nudge as the cad.

and there are a whole bunch of us who will quite willingly let her go peacefully–as long as she promises not to come back ;)

WTF is wrong with this Lainey chick? Her every word is dripping of bitter hatred. Not only about these two, most of her posts are like that. Gosh it must be awful to live in her skin: to despise people who have achieved something and at the same time envy them. That’s the saddest thing.

Fortunately Lainey isn’t as well read. she doesn’t even have a comment section and my guess is because she wouldn’t like what people would say to her-not the people she writes about.
You can tell she hasn’t been following this OB/Mk/Ja thing much at all
since she seems to know nothing about MK by the way she mentioned it.
I think JA is on her Sh!t list so any chance to twist it that way she runs with it.
I think she is team joli-pitt

Yup! I think most would even be willing to pretend next week is really her 23rd birthday if she would go away and STFU!

we won’t say a word randa-just exit stage left, please!

i like jennifer in friends. like a nerbor girl….
i m happy to see her happy and find a good guy.
but i think jennifer need to be nice.be more magnanimous and goodness.only in this way, she can find someone exactly fit her

This JA stuff sure has erased peoples memories of those Foxtail club pictures, hasn’t it?
Kinda makes you wonder who is really using what story for which purpose?
Up to us to keep it alive then :)

Is it truly her birthday next week? Uh. Probably going to be the scene of the retaliation fest then, especially if they both are in NY for awhile. Paps and sightings galore.

http://www.thefashionspot.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4360289&postcount=4488

Someone at Fashion Spot has posted these scans from the Oz Cosmo. I’m surprised that there aren’t any pictures of Orlando on her coffee table for the interviewer to trip over! LOL

@186 Ooooh, girl-next-door photos! What’s wrong with her on the first pic? Her eyebrows look a bit higher than usual. The second page is cute though. And I’ve always liked her hair. That’s almost the only thing about her but I thought it would be fair to admit it. :)

I think several of those pix were used in the Dec OK magazine from OZ.
They had a whole thing from when they came to her apt. and at that time they were saying “just friends”.

Funny they act like 1mil is alot of money for a NY apartment. It isn’t!
I’m not rich but I don’t consider that alot of money for a home at all.
Guess it depends on what part of the county you live in.

Wonder if he already shot his scenes when he was in New York before?

“And I’ve always liked her hair. That’s almost the only thing about her but I thought it would be fair to admit it”

LOL - that’s very generous of you!

LOL!!OMG!!! @ 04/10/2008 at 12:45 pm

Those pictures are from her OK spread from last year!! When she was still with her” love-of-her-life-Jay”! So maybe we should look for pictures of him AND Bloom AND that lawyer she was doing all during that same time!!
And looky–she loves NY too! The very same day Bloom announces his signup for that film.
Gonna be a long summer sadly.

Oz cosmo didn’t have any other pix to use of them other than the breakup pix from NY?
Must have gone to print so to speak before last month’s papfest.
Funny how the gossip scene has changed now.
The Oscars, Foxtails, Teddy’s, Jen…….

From the third page of the above OK spread… “leaving people wanting more”… WTF??

Above five posts ago I was off the Orly wagon, although I continued to read the threads for the humour. With all the PR buzz lately, I say BOYCOTT his next movie, should he actually commit! BOYCOTT, BOYCOTT !

Orlando Bloom is a FRAUD!

don’t forget the London club sightings of him and the blondes! Before he dropped out of AE.

When were the London club sightings?

interesting @ 04/10/2008 at 1:23 pm

Magazine spreads/interviews are usually planned out 2-3 months prior to arriving on the stands. So, yea, that would frame this a little before the alleged NY breakup time. Could be one of those things which would have left her looking silly and embarassed;one of the things she allegedly begged him to stay for.
Wonder how many more are waiting in the wings? At least in OZ, since it sure isn’t getting play elsewhere.

Yeh When were the London club sightings?

I remember only thoose with Mk.
I am afraid of new paps festival from NY during next month.
Or may be Bloom dorsn’t want to pay money to rent an apartment fot filming and thats way he ll stay in his gf MK apartment?
And omg soon her 21,22,23,25 BD? How old is she…i am already puzzeld in her lies!

is it just me? @ 04/10/2008 at 1:34 pm

Or are there any other females out there that would be very embarrassed having a pretend boyfriend in the press?
I think I would rather own up and make it on my own then
play photog setup games and manipulate the tabloids like that.
I mean the New Idea thing that was out just over a week ago was shameful. It was all these set up pictures and they wrote a story around it as if they had some great thing going on. Shouldn’t you be embarrassed by that? It’s like living in lala land or something.
What if it all comes out in the open. I mean on one hand it kind of is since its an open joke but if it is talked about more mainstream and it was me I think I would go into hiding or something.

In the London sighting there was an unknown brunette too, so let’s be fair, that could have been Miranda too.
:P

Square, boring and no personality whatsoever

Do you mean that London club sighting the beginning of March, I think, that someone posted here at JJ’s? She hung around him and his party all night, overheard him say he’d been there 10 days already, and she wanted to ask him to dance, but lost nerve because he was all about the bigbusted blondes that night anyway? That one?

LOL. I’m so embarassed at myself right now,lol.

Which one of them?

*194 in march 2007?
How many things i ve missed. Btw i was in London in the end of march,but i havent heard about this party pics and blond stories from my gossip obssesd friend. Or may be i just don\t remember.
And yeah i would be embarassed at myself if i would be on MK place right now.

Ohh and #194 do u have link on those march pics or article where was written about that her hanging around him?

I think if orlando had any balls he would call it off before it gets any worserthan it’s already being played out.To boycott almost every star is fake to a degree. No one is who they say they are that’s been going on for years.Inever fell for the cutie pie garbage with orlando and even his ex for that matter it’s time for him to grow up.Ithought mk was going with 4 men at the same time.Jay ,orlando ,lawyer and brandon davis. For some odd reason I keep thinking the lawyer is going to pop up out the blue with pics or a tape with her. But now that I think about it it could be anybody.

Wow 203/04. What the fuqs up your but? #194 sure seems to have pushed your buttons. You seem a tad overprotective and irritated, even slightly jealous perhaps,of what I’m not sure, since your posts read like mush.
Go back and read carefully darling. 194 said there was a sighting, not pictures. Then carefully read #whatever again, without your snotfaced aggression–they were asking a question of 194 themselves, evidently about a JJ post from March 2008? Quite clear postings actually. Interesting that you,in your hysterics, would push it to being about pictures and articles abour “her?”. No one else said anything about pictures, etc.

“and yeah i would be embarassed at myself if i would be on MK place right now”

?????
guess that means we can count you as not really being here then????

because psssstt, you’re on an MK place right now.
Yeah! You.
You really are!

LOL! What mush.

randa, is that you?!!!!
missed ya bbz :)

just couldn’t stand it anymore and you had to blow, huh?

so they take pictures of when she was doing Jay, Orlando, et.al., and then liberally and I mean very liberally sprinkle Orlando’s name through out the whole article. I mean geez who is the article actually about? First page he is mentioned how many times, at least two or three, and that is in 3 paragraphs. But the pictures are from when she was saying she was despeartely in love with Jay. And then to top it off she says she is this Buddahist (of course only because the Orlando is) she must have to take many showers during the day to feel the least bit clean. Whoring your self out like that, she doesn’t have any soul left to take up a new religion. She is cold and ambitious and it is all about getting what she wants and she doesn’t care about whose expense it is at. I think Orlando kind of asked for it, but he better bail quick before the photos and the video hit. At least then he can keep some dignity by saying he saw what she was and left her before she could comsume him.

shhi_baby @ 04/10/2008 at 3:44 pm

why you people hating on MK? Mz.Aniston is queen of FRAUD and media manipulation!!! are you surprised that anyone who is associated with mz.. aniston is a FAKE?!! welcome to jen lalaland!

@206,207,208 @ 04/10/2008 at 4:00 pm

I think the poster called Curious is a disliker of MK, in no way do I see any snotty agression or even being funny, nor any jealousy- I really think you have the wrong end of the stick, she seems to be a MK disliker like most of us here and was just asking if ther was any blurb about the sightings mentioned, thats all.

Orlando is just aniston’s friend with benefits that she is using for her upcoming movies

#206, #207, #208

I would apprehend it as the insult if yours comments would not make me laught so much. Thank God I am not MK. Possibly i am aggressive in the statements, you not the first who specifies to me this aspect of my style of dialogue. But why i cannot write like that? That concerning to a hysterics, this your remark was superfluous. For not the English-speaking person, be so kind to explain why if it is not a question about sighting there can be clause where about it is spoken? Thank you.

#211
Thank u. Yes i think i am disliker of MK. I am not hater,just disliker. And i’ve asked for some details because it seems that i’ve missed a lot of things. I try to build in my head some kind a logic chain of chaotic acts МК, what can be though as that to understand to what all this about. I have some subjective reasons to dislike and to not respect MK.

HERE THEY GO WITH MORE BULLSH!T ABOUT WHO JEN IS DATING , ORLANDO ADMITTED TO HAVING A CRUSH ON JEN A WHILE AGO TO A BRITSH MAG BUT EVERYONE KNOW THEY ARE JUST FIRENDS SO STOP THE FOOLISHNESS OF LINKING HER TO EVEY GUY SHE TALK TO ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please help!! @ 04/10/2008 at 5:12 pm

Please help! Animal Abuse in spain!!

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I am in tears writing this. An artist in Spain took a stray dog off the streets and hung him up in an art gallery and let him slowly die, while people watched this “Art”, he plans on doing it again PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, sign the petition to stop this barbaric animal abuse and while we cannot do anything for the poor dog who has died, we can save the next:

http://www.petitiononline.com/13031953/petition.html

Thank you so much for your help. Heres hoping this petiton works

Normally I love reading Lainey’s page because all her post are dripping with sarcasm and she is quick to call a spade a spade. BUT…she really pissed me off today, talking about MK like she’s some glamazon force to be reckoned with. Pleeze! JA wipes her ass with cheap trash like randamay. Lainey needs to get her sh*t together before she starts describing MK as “wholesome”.

B*tch pissed me off!

Alalalalalala @ 04/10/2008 at 6:27 pm

wow. Jen looks eons younger than him even though she’s older.

ehh i doubt they’re dating anyway. stupid tabloids are always making stuff up about her when they run out of crap to print in their mags.

Can’t say that I know who this person is.
I assume that she has a gossip site or something?
Maybe MK “paid her” to run with that story. Yeah never know.

I wonder if lainey has seen those pics of mk on her 2006 bday that make the rounds around her.

Or maybe she doesn’t know about MK because she’s obviously a nobody, so I might be able to forgive her. Plus it’s no secret she hates JA so somebody had to make her look bad. Maybe someone needs to tell her about JJ.

@ 219,

could be since a poster mentioned how she would never see her name on that sight.

jen is at least honest @ 04/09/2008 at 6:42 pm
Brad has never looked so miserable since being with her, he wont even marry her, they will be splitsville soon also, then eveyone can laugh at Jolie and she will prob show her true colors.
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You’ve been singing that same song since 2005, haven’t you?

that’s a nice thought but somehow I think she is the kind
that wants to have the last word.
I have a gut feeling she will spill the beans somewhere
somehow.
My other gut feeling is that she views herself as a victim
in this mess even though she created it and he most likely
never promised her much but she had high expectations
of what was going to happen in her new role as OB’s GF
way back in the fall.

shhi_baby @ 04/10/2008 at 8:16 pm

HAHAHA …if she wants to know how to spin this and make her out to be the VICTIM. than who better to ask than Mz. A$$ton? HAHAHA

shhi_baby @ 04/10/2008 at 8:18 pm

Im sure if she ask nicely, JenniePoo would be happy to show her the ropes. After she does owe her for banging her man!! even trade!!

Miranda's resume @ 04/10/2008 at 8:57 pm

1, Won modeling contest at age 13. “oh. i always knew I was the prettiest, mommy and daddy tell me so all the time”
2 Modeling bikinis’ at age 13, Realizes that showing her body off, makes every one like her and earns her money
3. Moves to NY with her truluv Jay
4. Gets some minor jobs, most don’t renew contrats, models for VS some OH strutting in my underear I am soooo special
5 Latches on to rich lawyers who buy her expensive jewerly, cheats on truluv with lawyer, and then oh boy Hollywood connection, wheels spin and she goes in for the kill. But she keeps sure things in the bag and is ******* them all
6. Dumps bf and starts to move serioulsy in on OB she calls in sightings and emphatically tells everyone they are “just friends: after making sure his name is brought up in everyon interview or converstation. Meanwhile he is acting very single, clubs, women
7. VS Angel, “Oh I have made it big show in December, is seen with Orli and DiCaprio , and she decideds she is in and has MADE it.
8. Goes home for Christmas and makes an ass of herself by posing at airport and letting herself be overheard on phone talking to Orlando about him comming after Christmas
9. He never shows, She goes home and plots
10 Career falling apart, VS hardly even uses her, she is sidelined during NY, London, Paris fashion weeks Portman drops her after many years cause she has made her self too expensive. wonder if she thought that was a mistake
11.Makes sure they are caught by paps in London and NY and then messy tearful goodbye in NY when he leaves her looking like a messy ass Then furhter makes an ass of herself in HB interview by saying they are just friends and then shoves her cell phone in the interviewers face picture of her and Orli sucking face smiles an twitters
13. Many mentions of Orlando as her bf by Miranda and posing and whoring the “relationshi”
12. No oscar parties for Miranda and she makes up many excuses why, none true, and he is pictured at parties with other women, shots are sent to OZ
12 several weeks later pap shots appear almost every day and brings in Mom for reinforcements
13 Orli parties again without her and gets snapped with other beautiful women Miranda sets at home
14 more call in’s to OZ tabloids confirming relationship, while Orli goes to clubs and picks up other women to take home
15 She lands a sorry sad contract with a Walmart type store, makes a big deal about it, but mostly talks about true love with ORLI and how he MIGHT come to see her strut the catwalk.
16 Mag announces he and Jen are dating
17 Old article revamped with many mentions again of Orlando as her Bf

18 Miranda is a sorry pathetic famewhore who looks like a classless, crass, tacky fool

Tries to sell herself as a supermodel, but is so far from it everyone who vaguely knows her name is laughing their asses off at her.

Huh wondering @ 04/10/2008 at 9:16 pm

I Jennifer Aniston is here writing on her own thread.Funnyyyyyyyyyy.

LOL - very nice! Particularly enjoyed point 15.

Huh wondering @ 04/10/2008 at 9:20 pm

Is Weepy Jen Here with Limp Orly?

NEWSFLASH @ 04/10/2008 at 9:24 pm

Ok..now you say MK cheated on Jay/Brent yeah.because POTTSY told you on a blog and you said he was real-. so tell me this then- WHY is Jessica Hart a friend on Miranda’s real facebook? Why is Nick P(Pottsy) also on her friends too,oh and Elyse Taylor is on Jess’s friends but not miranda’s - so guess the evil 2some arent friends after all.

Looks like Miranda isnt a cheat after all, and before you all ask why is Jay/Brent not on her friends list- well he hasn’t a facebook yet.

See how wrong you can be- outside looking in??? Spin it now!

Who is Jessica Hart and who is Elyse Taylor? What do they have to do with anything?

Huh wondering @ 04/10/2008 at 9:28 pm

#226: Sounds like Weepy Jen posting these articles.She always like to put other women down.

NEWSFLASH @ 04/10/2008 at 9:34 pm

Jess Hart is a model and is dating Pottsy, who is Jay/Brents best friend, some wnk on here said that Jess and Pottsy had hated miranda becuse she had cheated on jay with a lawyer and Orlando - according to a poster calling themslevs POTTSY on a blog- ppl belived it.

Elyse was said to have been mirandas partner in crime in her sydney modelling days being b!tchy and nasty to everyone.

In a big possum of a nutshell, Miranda cannot have cheated on her boyfriend Jay if his best mate and best mates girlfriend are her pals still. And the biggest squeal against Randa on here is that she cheated. It doesn’t prove she isn’t a B!TCH of a person still though, but to me it proves she didn’t cheat- just call me Columbo.

It wasn’t just a pottsy post.

But anyway-they weren’t always on her new facebook according to someone who saw it a while back.
Maybe in light of everything the last couple of weeks and what other posters have hinted at on other threads-they are now trying to patch things up with old friends.
Maybe she will go back to them.

NEWSFLASH @ 04/10/2008 at 9:47 pm

@235

While that is indeed a possibilty. The fact of the matter is why on earth and how on earth could they forgive her for cheating ? Jay and Pottsy are like brothers it wouldn’t make any sense that they would forgive her and have her coming back into the fold as it were, I can’t see that unless they are all absolutely crazy people, which again is very possible, it just doesn’t seem “normal”.

I can’t stand Miranda and hope she and Bloom will split ASAP, but to me this LOOKS like she didnt cheat. And to me it’s the only good evidence there is. All we have on the side of she did cheat is say so from anon’s on here, I know where my money is going on lol

la la land @ 04/10/2008 at 9:48 pm

She and Orlando were caught by paps in April together he was looking at a Condo in NY. The big story put out was that the Altier set them up. Unlikely since if they are trying to attract celebrities they know that discretion is prized. Miranda already had a condo, so why was she even with him.. There were also pictures of her in his Hotel lobby that same day.
There were sightings of them together in London all that summer, with rumors going around about them hooking up during her many trips to London. In September she was still saying that Jay was the love of her life, First of October romantic dinner and weekend with Orlando. break up with Jay, immediatly with Orlando
Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure it out

And having them on her friends list could be a form of damage control/ It really means nothing and just makes her look good. I think this girl works very hard to put up that sweet innocen image, when she is anything but. I am sorry but during all those meeting she and Orly were having during the spring and summer of 2007 I just don’t think they were holding hands and skipping. April is also when she suddenely announced that she was a new convert to the same obsucre type of Buddahism that Orlando practices.
I don’t need a post from a maybe insider to put the pieces together

I always know that she didnt cheat, but I do think it is stupid to say you love someone that you dated for years and then out of the blue break up with them, she was on Jays music video that she also help write and all throght 2007 she said that the Orlando rumors were not true. But when they broke up Kerr said that she wanted to stay single becuase she’s been dating since she was 14, but she didnt remain single she went staight to Orlando. I always thought she was lying and she seemed fishy to me. I think she never really loved jay she dosent seem to be commeted in any relationship for to long. I also beleive that she enjoys the attention a little too much she says she is a private person, but ever since she was linked to Orlando she has talked about him publicly, even when she was with Jay. I wonder why Orlando hasnt said anything about the relationship if they are really together. To me it dosent seem like true love at all.

No! Not at all.
People have hinted that Jay may still be in love with her. If that is the case then he might forgive her and therefore his friends would follow suit.

Them being on each others friends list is VERY new. She was NOT on the bands list as of very recently either.

I agree with poster above-237-sounds like the beginnings of damage control.

If they are freinds again, Pottsy may come out and deny it now. But it is VERY odd that he never said anything about it before if they were all such great freinds.It would have saved her alot of grief. Yes, it was a post on a blog-but it made its away around the net. They have had the same pr person for ever-it would have been very easy for him to directly or indirectly say that it wasnt him and that he and randa were close freinds. He never did that.

“There were sightings of them together in London all that summer, with rumors going around about them hooking up during her many trips to London.”

I don’t remember any of that. He was doing his play. I don’t recall any sightings of her in London through the summer.

Hmm? Now if you are not a Mirnada supporter or friend how do you know all of that? how do you know Jay doesnt have one YET?
Just because you havent seen it means it doesnt exist? Unless of course you are an insider telling us that we shouldnt believe insiders-lol!

@237

You call me a “maybe insider! I am not and never claimed to be, I am just telling you guys here what I have found out by looking at Mirandas pals! Is that all it takes for you to think that people are insiders because they are telling you what you don’t want to hear then my god!!.

All what you are spewing about him and her getting caught at the condos is all YOUR opinion, why do think they were cheating, even Jay’s own sister was planting the “not a couple- YET” now why would she do that? She went on how they would be in the future.. and they did, don’t you find that odd- that doesn’t scream affair to me, it sounds mad but it seems more PR based all through last year as if planting in peoples minds maybe- where does Jay fit in while this was going on? well the only way he wouldnt mind is if he was in on the “arrangement” himself . If they had been having an affair all along, and she had been lying to Carly too, Carly NOW would know it had been an affair, and yet she is fine and dandy with her stil.

So you are telling me that Potsy and his partner both forgave Miranda or Damage control and Jay is fine and dandy with all that- IF SHE HAD CHEATED?? And Pottsy would do that to his own “brother” kind of guy all for damage control for HER- and then his sister Carly would forgive her for the affair and stand by her all through it, and would she shiitting on her brother by doing that too? And Jay would have to forgive Carly to let her still manage him and Tamarama, and all that makes perfct sense- if she cheated?? NO WAY

None of them would do that for her for damage control, if your partner cheated on you and asked you for a favor that would benefit them and their reputation. would you??

You are only going by your OWN assumptions, and what the odd idiot has claimed on here-none of that is fact.

I’m not saying I know facts, I’m saying what is probable, that is seriously fukked if they all forgave her like that/damage control.

Again I can’t stand her, and it doesnt stop her from being a b!tch like the poster said below you, going from one guy to another that fast and easy is fukked in the head(if it has ever been a real relationship between Orlando and her at any point- I’m not saying anything because I havent a clue.) and not normal, nor a person who has a heart.

Even her favorite mouthpiece the DT has said they dated off and on since April.-which some beleive was really just the first time they got caught.
How would you reckon they became such good freinds if he was off in London doing his play from June until September. Then the second he is done with that she hooks up with him and starts phoneing in their NY dinner.
So -prey tell-how did they meet before April and how did they stay in touch from April until Sept to just become romantically involved so quickly as soon as he got back from the states?

I am just assuming he hasnt a facebook, as surely he would be on Pottsys if he did. I am guessing as Pottsy and jessica hart (yes I searched ages ago for them) didnt have one before.

“even Jay’s own sister was planting the “not a couple- YET” now why would she do that? She went on how they would be in the future.. and they did, don’t you find that odd- that doesn’t scream affair to me, it sounds mad but it seems more PR based all through last year as if planting in peoples minds maybe- where does Jay fit in while this was going on? well the only way he wouldnt mind is if he was in on the “arrangement” himself .”

I always thought that quote was totally off. But thinking this is some sort of grand PR scheme makes me sick, it really does.

now you are theone that is assuming alot of things just based on a facebook friends page!
And you call yourself columbo?
hardly.

Again, the friends page was recently updated.
And yes, I do think people can forgive affairs-it happens often.Not saying it is happening here but possible. As said-Jay may be crazy about her or something or feel really badly for the mess she got herself in-who knows.
The pottsy post was only one factor-it was not even close to be the only reason people thought that.

So newslash, I suggest you go back to the drawing board since your facebook revelations don’t mean much at all.

Hey I get your points, I just find it hard to believe, to me it can fit that these 2 were “maybe” going to be a PR couple, and she dumped Jay to do that or even maybe not, to me thats the only way these guys can all be mates still. It’s my opinion based on logic and what is now a fact (the friends on her FB)

There was ONE sighting about him having a fish supper with a brunette and he ran away as the paps were there- yet no pap pics surfaced, so how come? That could be anyone, there are a lot of brunettes in this world.

If you want to believe that Pottsy is true then the way he spoke he hated her guts by that post, also if Jay was till in love with her then I think Pottsy would be more likey to say “Do what you like but don’t expect me to like her still or forgive her”

I am more inclined to believe the craziness that her and JAY have taken a break (like someone said they had heard) and she is doing this in the sepration to get more famous, then get back with Jay, only I’m not saying “this is how it is” I am saying with whats went on it makes more sense than an affair- crazy as that sounds.

You can believe what you like- but don’t tell me I am wrong when you know just as much as me I would think. I go in peace.

the new spin @ 04/10/2008 at 10:22 pm

@245
It wasn’t all pr but as predicted a week or so ago in other threads that mght be the new spin on this.
If was all just a pr thing they would have given it up ages ago since they never got good press from it. If it was all pr they wouldn’ have had Orlando be with someone in April that already had a boyfriend.
Its been a pr mess from day one-that doesnt add up at all.

My revelations as you call them are based on common sense, which I think you have lost touch with. People forgive affairs?? LMAO yes sometimes but Jay would have been humilaited, and you think he would easily forgive and love her, how? When if she had been cheating it would PROVE she didn’t love him with 3 men on the go? Don’t make me laugh!

I don’t need to do anything I am only saying what I have found out, the rest is specualtion, but yours is a bit weird to say that everything would all be forgiven and be tickity boo, I disagree, Jay and Carly would both drop her like her stone and not forgive or maybe they are all just so charitable. Esp Carly.I know if someone cheated on My brother and I worked for them I would cease to work and talk to them anymore, even IF my brother still loved them, I would say that is more common.

The only mystery I have is why Carly said all she did, how did they KNOW they would be a couple in the future and why didnt Jay care?? They are the only questions I have in all this right now.

valid questions @ 04/10/2008 at 10:33 pm

“The only mystery I have is why Carly said all she did, how did they KNOW they would be a couple in the future and why didnt Jay care?? They are the only questions I have in all this right now.”

I think these are fair questions. I always thought that her publicist’s comments last year were really wild, given that Miranda was dating her brother at the time.

Agreed. I can’t fit into my head how that would work in any way be it affair or otherwise, it does look planned going by that BUT why would she take so long to leave Jay if it was PR, why her? Why not a single girl? I don’t understand it, but none of it fits a real relationship also arrrrghhh lol

You are getting all of this from a recently updated facebook page and you are calling others fools for believing insiders?

For the record I didnt say for sure Jay forgave her- I am saying its a possiblity for this NEW ADDITION to their facebooks friends list. They WERE NOT THERE just a bit ago and they had pages them so something must have changed. As already said she was also NOT on the bands site. But back to forgivenss-yes, if you are crazy about someone and Jay seems like a really nice guy who might have compassion on her if she is really in a bad way right now.

So my point is you are running with all of this from a glance at a facebook list that was changed but yet saying eveyone else who has been following this for months is wrong?

Back to the alleged cheating-there are alot mroe factors than a perezhilton blog post. Hmm? how did she even get to know who Orlando Bloom was?

I guess its a good sign if people are going to start coming on again and plugging this “it was all a pr stunt” from day one thing again. Maybe it means we are coming to end and she will leave it alone.

lol-here they come @ 04/10/2008 at 10:43 pm

Ahh, here it comes.
Let’s start cleaning up randamay -then we will throw orli boy under
the bus and paint her as poor poor victim of how bad her treated her.

Yes, first we had hints of this from 2 people claiming to be her friend.
Now perhaps they will try anther way and act like you cant stand her but its just pr. If you can’t stand her why do you know so much about her facebook page? If it was only about PR why did they keep going with the big freakin’ mess for so long.

Sorry-it won’t work.

@#252 you know, you are really angering. you dont seem to read peoples posts properly then you come and attack them. news flash has STATED and tried to drum it into you that she searched for jessica hart and SHE WASNT THERE, NOW SHE IS so her facebook has JUST been created, get it?? i can also see the difference in maturity between you two as you seem to scream and shout and throw insults! to say pottsy would do this just for baby miranda as damge control is sci fi talk!! i think u can tell a lot by who u have on your friends. for the record, pottsy didnt have a facebook a week ago, now he does and he friends miranda striaght away, along with his girlf so its not as if they have just come round to being friends with her again - u cant know this! it LOOKS MORE PROBABLE to me that they have been friends all along as Carly is the key to this. What I think is that you have a story in your head and you wont budge on it even when other factors are thrown into the mix. You are blinkered and closed minded and you wont let anyone else say different to your theory cos if they do they are wrong and insane, I can tell this by the way you jump on people like you have the last few days - I can tell its you as you give yourself away! If you really want to know the truth - ask Pottsy… and I dont mean the anon - the REAL one!! If you are gunna jump on other peoples posts, at least prove your own theory to be right first as it makes you look like a loooony!!

giving it up @ 04/10/2008 at 10:53 pm

Maybe they didn’t give it up at first because it was all being put down to jealousy?? After all they got hardly any publicity in nov/Dec 2007 from their pap pix. Maybe they decided to be a couple after xmas to get the publicity, it has worked, I guess to the general public who arent invested in Bloom, they seem a cute couple, its only fans here that are going mental over this and again it will prob be put down to jealousy no doubt.

Orlando is probably wanting a new demographic of fans, therefore his regulars wont interest him as much, just new ones- ie the general public who know slightly who he is-like I say, they are saying “cute couple” “lucky guy”.. so how is that bad publicity? If you mean him doing the opposite to what she is saying, well thats just happened as of recently, so who knows if it will continue this “coupledom”

About why she already had a partner, maybe she just liked the publicity she got from being associated with him with a choice to maybe become known as his girl, maybe she took months to think it through and decided to go for it, or her and Jay split anwyay as a coincidence. After all Jay said in a recent interview that the split was mutual. There is a possibilty that her and JAY parted on good terms? And maybe her and Orlando have only ever been friends with benefits but mainly for the PR for them both but esp her?

She may have met Bloom at the VS afterparty in 2006, and they just got on as pals or they have known each other thru friends for years but never “knew” each other if you get me, OB knows a lot of models and has pals who date models.

To be honest this is only a freakin mess in his fandom as us guys are the only ones who care and watch every move, analyse every word, the general public dont.

Just my 2 cents, I haven’t a blicking clue, Im just bored tonight pmsl!!

I cant stand her but I know about her regular haunts - its not rocket science!! Oh and dont agree with yourself it looks soooo obvious!!!

Some people have an obsession with “insiders”. Jeez how sad!!

The band has had a facebook for a long long time and Miranda was nver on it.

Yeah so? I have a Myspace, Im friends with people in bands (in real life and on MSpace) but Im not a friend of their bands page. Maybe Miranda thinks its TOO obvious to be a friend of their band? I dunno but like I said proves nowt as the same has happened with me!

Anyway, Im gunna try and friend her or Pottsy to see wot goes on, soon see if any messages are left to each other. Oh better not, cos if I come back with news people might call me an insider PMSL They prob wouldnt friend me anyway!

oz is here @ 04/10/2008 at 11:14 pm

she has really called up the troops hasn’t she. And she is having them put a whole new spin on it. The ex she dumped and all of their friends love her now. That is sure a change. Of course she never cheated with Orlando, and how do they explain the lawyer. I think she knows this thing with Orlando is going south so she is tring to arrange re entry to her old group of friends. I wonder how much she pays these little lackeys of her to come on and talk her up?

Face book pages are so much more reliable than actual pictures and sigthings and dumping the love of your life one month and coming out of the closet about the guy you wee cheating with the next. These have to be her friends shipping this, because no one can be that gullible to buy the no cheating thing pmsl

I have been posting here for ages, and dont think the newsflash person is an insider at all. She/he has just come on telling us what they have found, that is obvious- well to me it is, I would do the same if I looked,

I have never been sure about whether they cheated or not- now I think they maybe didn’t but I think they are a couple- NOT PR.

No matter what you oiks say, she cheated with him alright, it’s obvious. No way round it, morons!!!

actually.. @ 04/10/2008 at 11:21 pm

Not everything has to conclude with cheating, I dont think Orlando would do such a thing, they have just been friends with benefits, you forget he has known David Blaine since 2002/3, so how do we know they havent been freinds/aquaintances since around that time?

Orlando knows a lot of people we wont know about yeah??

Is it possible that the people on Facebook aren’t who they claim to be? You can sign up and be anyone you want to be. Who would really know?

OMG 261! I bet your brain hurts by the end of the day. You think EVERYONE is an insider, I bet you have to double check yourself every morning to make sure you arent one either!!! FFS!! No I am not an insider but yes, I do think a FBook is MORE reliable than anything else as its THE REAL persons page rather than set ups, anon sightings, blog entries and oh, wikipedia - the most reliable place on the net!!! I think you have a serious obsession with insiders to the point where its just not funny anymore, if you knew who I really was youd prob laugh your head off!! I tell you what, go and do something constructive and contact either of them and ask them!!! What are you afraid of, go on, ASK THEM!! I want screen caps and everything if you do!! Oh, lucky old me to be called an insider. I would gladly prove to you I wasnt if it would make you sleep any better!! Name it and Id do it!!

The facebooks I have seen have Mirandas, jess hart (who is now on tamaramatheband facebook, not the first one, are all legit, as obv David Blaines real one is on her friends as is some random models, family members (the brothers has been looked at by someone in same network so u can see whole profile and he is legitiamte) and pics never seen before as said people etc so yep definatey the real mccoy.

Mirandas is legit. If you want it proven to you, you will find her brother on her friends, if you become the same network as him you can see his profile complete with pics of all their family. That would have to be some faker!!

Hannah-
Ah, I think you think poster 261 and the person tthat was talking to NEWSFLASH a few mintues ago are the same person.
Sorry they aren’t- and i know that for a fact.

Very true. Those things are faked all the time. Orlando himself even talked about there being fake facebook pages claiming to be him on Tonight show. So to call a facebook friends list as evidence is no more or less credible than the “insiders” on anonymous message boards.

The only way you could know that for a fact is if that is YOU and you are covering yourself. nice try :) People CAN give themselves away u kno. And anyway, does it matter if I think they are the same person and they arent? It would matter if you are the same person because you feel the guilt coming through.

They way I know it is that I was one of those people but not both of them-get it??
That is how I can know it for a fact.
No, it didn’t bother me that way but I wanted you to see that
it is not all the same people.

READ MY POST ABOUT HER BROTHER ON FACEBOOK THEN YOU WILL FIND OUT ITS REAL! KNOBHEAD!! Matt Kerr is the brother I was refering to. Here is hers:
http://www.facebook.com/friends/?id=719838825

You may have to be a member I dont know, as i am member I see it automatically!
If you say again that her FBook prob aint real u r obv in denial!! No one is that dumb not to beleive it aint real!!

I also noticed she has 2 Jareds on her friends. Anyone know if either are THE Jared?? Hmmm!

Yeah 271, course *rolls eyes*

You are prob Miranda yourself and the other people you refer to are your friends. Thats why you are trying to put it in peoples minds that your FBook isnt real, well sorry, its been found Randa honey!!!

Girls please!!!

Iam busy with a blonde sucking my coq, a brunette licking my balls and a redhead probing my crack.

sorry, was the noise bothering you?

Yeah, same is happening to me Orlando. A blonde sucking my male chicken. A brunette licking my snooker balls. A redhead probing the crack in my ceiling!

Hard life!!

You shouldnt be on here u nosy effer lmao must be crap at what they do then.

Careful “Orlando”, people might think its really you because you say so!!

What chew u doin on here? You watching p0rn at the same time.. here take a picture of my big paht ass I_li_i

Right, Im off to bed now, this is boring. Byeeeee!

only reason why anuston looks young in the picture is because of botox, surgeries and photoshop. Aniston’s face is a lot uglier and older in real life

honey you are looking at your own face, now what did we say about you trying to pretend you has any brain cells working.

Finally they came out... @ 04/11/2008 at 2:42 am

Finally they came out. This is the reason why Brad and Jen broke it off. She was having an affair with Orlando Bloom. After the Troy shooting/taping finished they were going hot and heavy. Check out the premiere pics oversees. Brad was pissed and Jen and Orlando were all smiles…

check it out…Finally they came out…

Well if she didn’t cheat she’s a huge moron to agree to stroll out of some apartments with a guy who ISN’T her boyfriend while the captions claim it’s all for publicity for the building. Surely she realized how that looked and WOULD look later on down the road when Jay went bye bye and Orlando became her new arm candy.

Couldn’t she have walked out with Jay or alone? And why would they pick her/pair her with Orlando anyway? He’s the bigger name…it’s not like he needed a boost. He could have strolled out all by his lonesome. So if they didn’t hook up and she didn’t do the dirty (w/Orlando) while already spoken for, she’s just stupid.

Which yeah isn’t as bad as cheating but it’s nothing to be happy about either lol.

May be i am wrong, but i still do think that MK cheated to Jay. She was caughted with Orly,lawers and other guys durin a year or more, and every one of them were just friends? And her “relationship” with Orle started to fast if they were just friends. You know i guess that when a girl broke up after long term relationship she wouldn’t start the new one in a cople of month.
About the idea that Orly was searching for new fans? Doubt it. Cause growen up people who lokked at at couple MK/OB see that they doesn\t look happy or in love, so they will feel sorry for Orly or even her. But the teenagers will hate every woman he is dating,doesn’t matter is it Kate or MK, cause they want him to theirselfs.

Just an off topic remark before I leave for the weekend: JJ, will you please update your “Who’s Most Popular?” list on the top of the page? I mean, Jennifer Garner? Sienna Miller? What was the last time you had an entry with them? Are you sure they get more hits then the lovebirds in this thread?

@ la la land
This apartament hunting is become the most boring thing ever. People tend to forgive that they weren’t alone they were along the director Tim Blake Nelson.

“There were also pictures of her in his Hotel lobby that same day.”
Oh really? Where on earth are there? Please share them. I’m sure you can’t cause they don’t exist.

“There were sightings of them together in London all that summer, with rumors going around about them hooking up during her many trips to London. ”
Once again show me all these freaking sightings. Still blurbing without having a shred of proof. Sound familiar over here.

Indeed. Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure that you’re a jerk.

She’s a WH&RE!

didn’t bloom start doing the opposite of her since like way back
at Christmas time with not going to visit her. I don’t that that was new.Its been looking that way since at least then.
I thought if it was all pr he would have been in alot more pictures and events with her when it started and not just now.

OMG what does she pay you to come on here and regulary make an ass of yourself. Does she give you her cast off clothers, or boyfriends, or does she get you into clubs or something. You are a joke here and at every other thread you have posted at. You have GOT to be on the payroll, and you are just making her look worse with your whinging and hysterical posts about how wonderful she is.

Go lay down and take your medicationa while you dream about how you are so special that Miranda allows you to defend her. Once again she proves what an idio she is, but choosing nut cases like you to take the heat and try to make her look good. I swear the girl has no savvy with the press at all. I guess it is because all of her friends are as witless as she is.

blindazabat @ 04/11/2008 at 10:54 am

@peekaboo

Might be worth you doing your own research before you spout off about anyone else being a jerk or lacking brains.

Sorry to burst your bubble

The pics la la land refers to do exist. Clearly taken at Bloom’s NY hotel in late March 07. Indeed little miss innocent Miranda is in the hotel lobby in the background in more than one shot talking away on her phone as he walks out. Those pics were taken the same day as the atelier pics but no they aren’t at those condos. They were taken earlier on the very same day. No sign of Tim Blake Nelson at that time with them either unless you want to believe he was just not snapped. If he was with them then he’s conveniently absent until later in the day at the condos snap fest.

There’s very little doubt those pics were at his NY hotel rather than at the condos. In a not so coincidence there are pap pics of Bloom a day or so later checking out of the very same hotel taken from almost the exact same spot and angle. Unmistakable it is the very same place, unless you want to believe he stayed at the Atelier condos *cough* yeah right.

Kind of blows the whole ‘official’ Kerr version of being set up by the Atelier and snapped for their PR out the window. Hard to claim that you both just happened to be at the condos met each other there when you were papped at the guy’s hotel earlier the very same day with him. Waits for the well she’s his friend she just went to pick him up excuses now.

Just because you haven’t seen those pics la la refers to doesn’t mean they don’t exist or that many people don’t have them. Go find them yourself lazy sod. I know for a fact many people have them, have seen them myself. I’d say many have seen and saved them in glorious color.

Same goes for the various sightings that la la refers. Why should anyone do your work for you when you are too lazy to do it for yourself?

Again go find them yourself lazy sod. They also exist.

Not such a rocket scientist now huh. More like you are in la la land yourself trying to deny that the pics and sightings exist. They are well and truly out there and have been for months.

You got a long way to go before you can claim to be Mulder or Scully. You couldn’t see the truth if it was right in front of you let alone out there.

What spin is coming next? This is hilarious.

Don´t think it´s truee…but it would be so cute!!!!

They look lovely togehter!!!!

THE HOTEL PICTURES @ 04/11/2008 at 11:16 am

I just searched Olove and there are pictures of Miranda at Orlando’s hotel. They both say they ran into each other at the apartment but she these pictures show her in the background in the lobby of the hotel he’s leaving. This link shows two sets of pictures one of him leaving his hotel in the morning (she’s in the background thru the glass doors talking on her phone) the second set show him leaving the same hotel alone with his bags probably to leave town. (proof that this is where he was staying.)
http://elflady.com/orlandolove/showpost.php?p=502865&postcount=67

Blow this picture up and you’ll see her in the background.

http://i27.tinypic.com/2wfpv6f.jpg

So why is she at his hotel if they are saying they bumped into each other at an apartment they were both looking at? I don’t think they realized they were caught at his hotel. I think they only realized they were caught at the apartment and made up that excuse.

I don’t think they knew those hotel pics existed. Just my guess but I think it was the fans from olove that put it together and noticed her in the glass.People started talking about it at the time but it wasn’t widespread. Then I think when it came up again those pics were mentioned.

thanks. I saw a few blogs are running with her denial from the other day.
Wasn’t it you who asked about Lainey the other day? well, I had thought I rememberd that when the OB/JA pairing was first mentioned in Oct she was all for it so I did a search. If you look on the thread here from Orlando and Jen in Mexico you will see post 296 someone gives the link and cut and paste what she said. LOL She thought they would have been great then.
I would bring it over but jj is acting werid with links sometimes.

@ 300 Thx for the info, I found it.
She wrote:
“Jen and Orly hooking up?

If so, it’s a brilliant pairing. Jen of course is a sensitive one. Jen needs to talk, Jen loves to cry. And Orlando is most definitely the kind of boy who needs and loves to cry after sex. The kind of boy who will look at you postcoital with tears dotting his long lashes and ask to be held. The kind of boy who, just when you’re about to fall asleep, will feel the need to break down your likes and dislikes, and whether or not it was as beautiful for you as it was for him.

Amazing coupling. Love, love, love. And hope, hope, hope their weekend rendezvous was more than just coincidence.”

Interesting how the denined it, and then listed the other so called rumors that they denied that all came true. A little bit of playing both sides it seems.

shhi_baby @ 04/11/2008 at 1:20 pm

LOL!! poor Jennie Poo the only time her thread gets any attention is when it involves somebody else! no star power on her own!

how do u know... @ 04/11/2008 at 1:30 pm

That those hotel pics arent AFTER the atelier condo pics? How can you possibly know its earlier- it would make sense that it is after because it would make sense he did the Atelier condo shiit and then went back to the hotel and got his bags then left to go to the airport. Not saying she did or didnt eff him in the said hotel that day, I’m just saying these pics couldve been after the condo pics.

Either way, why the hell is she in his hotel lobby if they just happened to bump into each other at a photo shoot? She just could’ve carried her knobby ass back hone to Jay if she was so in love.

I guess it isn’t 100% sure but they are labeled by the pap agency and it says they were in the morning.

anyone thinking... @ 04/11/2008 at 1:56 pm

These condo pics probably gave her the idea to enter into this fake pr relationship? Especially after everyone who actually ran the story made it seem like they were already a couple? I think they genuinely were busted by the paps here. Everything else afterward was her and her agent scheming.

I was not sure that Orlando and Miranda cheated but after seeing those pictures of her leaving his hotel back in April 07 they certainly did, and once you start a relationship seeking around ,and it is not build on trust. Things do not end good.

Damn you for posting that pic! This it has me reminiscing back to the days when he was still hot.

Do have a bar and restaurants, how do you know she didn’t join him fo a coffee or a meal before he left? Or maybe Tim was in the lobby too? It is hard to say I agree, but people can go to hotels and use their restaurants also.

It is still possible that the condo pics were before these ones also, not saying they were but if he has his luggage he has to be leaving NY right? And he doesn’t have them in the condo pics.

I have had pals come to my hotel and eaten in the hotel restaraunt, I wasn’t effing them either LOL People do that.

For a guy who has been effing a hot chick, he don’t seem that full of the joys at all in those pics.

She might suck in bed. She looks like the type to lay there and yell out commands and complain that he’s going to slow/fast/hard and he’s getting sweat all over her $29.99 David Jones silk sheets! LOL

THE HOTEL PICTURES @ 04/11/2008 at 2:12 pm

I don’t know when the pictures were taken. My question is why did both say they just bumped into each other at the apartment? If you look at the apartment pictures it shows them coming out with Tim Blake Nelson then Miranda disappears and it’s just Tim and Orlando. It looks like she left after being caught by the paparazzi. I’m not going to claim cheating because the pictures don’t show that. I’m just curious as to why she was at his hotel. Sure it could have been anything but the weird statements from her publicist, Miranda’s quick denial and blaming the whole thing on the apartment company and them eventually dating a few months later makes it look suspicious.

not sure what the luggage has to do with it. That is a different day altogether. Yea, they could have been just having coffee…or playing card games…or swaping decorating ideas…..And then they just happened to hook up later in September …..

her lackeys will literally bend themselves into pretzels trying to find some way, any way to defend her. Now they were just having a drink or lunch at his hotel. The pictures are timed for in the morning, so once again, if they were at his hotel first, then the “oh they just set us up and we just happened to be here at the same time” excuse doen’st fly. And why was she looking at condos in the first place, she has one of her own, and she hasn’t moved so it isn’t like she was looking for herself. Be real people, they were having a cozy time and she went along with him to look at the condo. I wouldn’t be surprised if she didn’t call the paps without him knowing, just to start getting her name out there and linked with his. I think she is capable of it

Yeah and remember her agent was trying to explain she had a photo shoot for them and the condos use celebs all the time for publicity, like they were supposed to have given a free one to Lindsay Lohan for letting them use her? I never seen either of those pics.

Not Innocent @ 04/11/2008 at 2:20 pm

“I wouldn’t be surprised if she didn’t call the paps without him knowing, just to start getting her name out there and linked with his. I think she is capable of it”

I think it’s time people stop playing Orlando as the innocent one. With Kate she was setting up shot now it’s Miranda. I think he has more a handle on playing the media. I wouldn’t put it pass him to set up pap shots to show the girl hey look at all the attention you’d get if you date me.

Very possible, she just seems more hungry, but it seems like they are both willing to ***** themselves out for publicity.

Thank You!!!
Thank you. Yes. The hotel lobby pictures are timed by the photog as the morning. The Atelier pictures are in the afternoon, so nope, sorry, no evol condo company setting us up to see the apt. at the same time to snap us for PR,(that’s randa’s specialty anyways) we knew nothing about each other being there cr*p. They’d probably been together the whole morning. If anything, The Atelier and Nelson are the innocents here. As for BLoomie and luggage checking out of the same hotel? Different day. And don’t forget, there were several sightings of Bloom and “a brunette” canoodling around NY for several weeks around the same time. Only the delusional fangirlies assumed it was his agent.

Puhleeze. Even her own PR mouthpieces have said its been going on since last April.

Luv the spin randa and co. are pushing for on this: It was all a PR stunt run amuk! All my old friends love me/forgive me because we’re on Facebook together! And you know nobody ever lies about themselves on Facebook ;)!
Boy, wonder why they are getting so bothered by this latest round of JA gossip?

Her and Jay has an open relationship- so thick you guys are. Shows how much you know!!

a three year open relationship? somehow I doubt that.

Er.. yes and why not? Is it your business? They loved each other but had sex with others. It happens. Not your business.

People really need to realise that they don’t know how some people conduct their relationships and that some love and can have sex with others.

Seems some want them to have had an affair and to hurt Jay- sick.

I have been reading here for ages and been laughing at the theories about affairs, I have had to say something because you guys are getting out of hand now. Freaks!

Absofuqinglutely right. Bloom is no innocent at all. He was sneaking and cheating and lying right along with her. Cold and selfish. Take whatever you want no matter the price or who you hurt(some spiritual practice..wink wink jk).

Must be the same coldness that’s letting him leave her hanging and twisting and looking silly–again. At least it looks that way.
I know it’s rare, but he has issued statements through his reps before; he and JA denied, together and right away, the Mexico wedding stuff, and he denied the Sienna Miller stuff right away too, for Kate’s sake.
It’s the middle of the night in OZ, right? Sure has gotten quiet again :)

OH HO’
New spin alert ! New spin alert!

No spin, only facts, believe what you will, you freakazoids do anyway, that is what is so funny you are miles away from the truth! HAHAHAHA

Are we on like plan 12 now?
Knock holes in the first one so lets go with this now.

ok i’ll bite. it’s friday and boring and such fun to poke you shippers;

you speak with such authority on their relationship, do please tell us oh DB of the Inner Circle, what may your insider credentials be ;)?

# 309 i am so agree with u…ehhh those were the days…. yes he was hot, what a hell happend to him? What does she madt from him during the year?

Yup, kinda looks that way huh? At least 12.
Awww, somebody in Oz must have a touch of insomnia
Or a touch of something

I have an ides, its another one of her friends, paid help, family or someone she has something on, doing her dirty work for her. They haven’t been together, the rumors about he and Jen are growing despite being denied by HER camp (and we have seen how reliable they are) and she has opened her mouth and pissed off the people who will be buying the David Jones stuff, by treating them like they are the peasent classes, and she is noblity (living the life) wonder how David Jones is taking her crass, and nasty comments. And now she is getting desperate to spin this some way. I think she is trying to weasel her way back in with her old friends so she is trying to make it look like they are still all buddies, no cheating took place or if it did Jay was fine with it. That way maybe she can get him to take her back with out looking too whipped.

Think what you want like I said, you are stubborn winerts.

Anything to make Miranda and Bloom out to be the devils incarnate, face it you havent a clue apart from what your unknowing minds see, yet you are wrong, don’t think you know how stranger couples run their relationships, as it gets you in trouble - friendly warning :)

I’m just sitting here with my face in my hands, shaking my head…I’m laughing at some of the posts, don’t get me wrong….but I’m also dreading the next round of pap pictures. After the last Show, can you imagine how obnoxious the next ones will be?

blindazabat @ 04/11/2008 at 3:47 pm

@ how do u know

I know when I’m being presented a load of manure even if it’s wrapped with ribbons and bows and presented to me many different ways on multiple occasions.

It makes no sense whatsoever your possible version of the sequence of events considering the second set of pics of Bloom checking out of the hotel to go to the airport were taken the day after the atelier and his earlier hotel pics which feature Kerr.

If those other pictures match him leaving then it took him 24 hours to grab his bags and change his clothes and she stood in the lobby for that whole time? There are no pictures of Kerr anywhere near him the following day when he checked out with his bags to leave, wearing different clothes. Two different days not the same day.

Could those pics with her in the background be taken when he returned to his hotel after the atelier jaunt? Ok let’s see if that makes more or equal sense than it being before that time.

Doesn’t it strike you as a bit out of sequence that he’s the one leaving his hotel in those pics and she is the one still in the lobby? If your version of these being taken after the atelier jaunt were to appear sensible then wouldn’t it be more sensible for the person visiting or dropping him off back at his hotel afterwards to be pictured leaving instead of the person whose staying at the hotel? So your sensible tells me they returned to his hotel after the atelier. He then left and went off somewhere whilst stayed in the lobby until after he had gone. Is that really a sensible scenario? Doesn’t seem that sensible to me. I don’t know about you but any time I’ve stayed in a hotel any friend who visited me or dropped me off themselves left first and I stayed or we left together or they left and I went out later.

Sensible does say to me that Bloom had to leave his hotel in the morning to go meet up with Tim Blake Nelson and then to go see these apartments that day where he so the story goes ran into Kerr. Sensible tells me that those pics that day were him leaving to go out beforehand not coming back after the atelier. If that’s the sensible thing then how can Bloom ‘accidently’ run into Kerr and Tim Blake Nelson then go on to claim to be set up by the paps at atelier when she was seemingly at his hotel when he left to go there? When did Tim Blake Nelson appear and where did he go afterwards because he wasn’t in the hotel pics either time?

If I’m being insensible or improbable then please do educate me. The spinning on this whole ‘relationship’ is hilarious and has been since day one. Bloom is appearing to know when to quit and how to do it in the last week or so where as Kerr doesn’t seem to know when to quit let alone how to go about it.

OOOO! A friendly warning!
Lol, you remind me of little secret agent man ;)

# 334
I am afraid even to imagen how obnoxious the next ones will be…..but one thing i am definetly sure in is that i am going to laught on them as ususal :))))))

if he is doing these just for her, then she has to have something really really big and bad on him for him to let himself look this bad and foolish, hmm wonder what that could be. maybe miranda you ought to just sell the evidence retire to OZ and let it go, cause your career is not going anywhere. There are a million girls out there prettier, nicer and YOUNGER than you and your time is about up.

If he is in on it, than I wonder if he throws up after he sells him self like this. And he sure needs to get some new PR people cause they are letting him look like an effing fool and even the faithful worshipers have about had it with him. Wonder how badly his fan mail has dropped off, it would be interesting to know

maybe he will move to oz and they will buy some land raise some kids and fade into the sunset, at least until their kids are old enough to pimp out.

I see she is still obsessed with insiders under her many, many socks!!

go away you are boring and ridiculiious. Keep telling yourself there are many socks here that way you won’t have to believe that this many people see through the b*itch

LOL make it fit baby, make it fit.

How ridiculous.

Bloody hell dont cry over it #341. For someone who has no socks you get all defensive when they are mentioned!! I do believe there are many people who see through her but I just think most voices here are you agreeing with yourself! If you dont want people to know its you pretending to be lots of different people, try to sound a little different in each post!!

Wow, she must be freaked she is flooding the place, talk about sock puppets singing her praises. I wonder if David Jones is thinking of pulling out of their contract and she is almost hysterical about trying to show them that everyone wuv’s Amanda, Miranda, whatever.

You sound so childish people are allowed to post like you do, some people probably don’t agree with you with some of what you say- that is life, if they don’t just ignore them.

That is true. I think he did deny himself in Oct. He and Jen both.
Wonder why he didn’t do it this time. It would have answered alot
of questions.

more info plz @ 04/11/2008 at 4:21 pm

Someone here mentioned there were sightings BEFORE these pics came out last year about him canoodling with a brunette in NY, can someone point me in the direction of them please, cheers :)

well, dear you are the one screaming about socks, so we all figure that you are the one employing them. those who protest the loudest are usually the most guilty. so keep shippin it

If you contact Jay via his bands Myspace/Facebook , ask him about that day, and ask if Jay and Miranda were in an “open” relationship-go on, if you think I am full of it, he will tell you what I have, as it isn’t any secret. Prove me wrong- go on.But you won’t will you because you are scared to find out that I will be right and Miranda didn’t cheat after all…

in today's New York Daily News @ 04/11/2008 at 4:27 pm

“Here’s what the mags are talking about his week …

Yup, apparently the Friend and the Pirate dude have been “coincidentally” meeting at some Hollywood events, and sources say the chemistry is quite obvious. The two have been friends since back when Orlando worked with Brad on “Troy” and Jen visited the set. Shoulda made your move then, Jen. Think of all the time you could have saved.

What about Orlando’s supposed girlfriend, Miranda Kerr, you ask? Yeah, well, she’s asking, too”

Damn, everybody’s dissing his ho.

Oh what the hell ask Miranda on her facebook, go on do it!!!

“don’t think you know how stranger couples run their relationships, as it gets you in trouble ”

Yeah, course it does. I hear MI5, the CIA, and Monk hand in hand with Angela Lansbury banging on my door as I type!

I can see how someone throwing accusations of adultery and/or claiming it AS FACT can get into trouble yes!

#348… says you who screams the loudest of I AM NO SOCK. Does the same apply to you who screams “INSIDER” at every other person on here? Does that make you an insider because you constasntly call others one? I said to you yesterday I could prove it - name it and Id do it, shame you ignore that. Again, why be so tetchy when someone shouts sock if you have none? Duh!! If I can get accused of shipping a relationship because I think a couple didnt cheat then shoot me. How lame!

DB, I said that yesterday but no one does - oddly enough.

I love it, you are calling everyone socks, and yet you are instructing them how to do it in your posts. Got that every one here is how to post with many ID’s and do it well straight from the horses mouth

“If you dont want people to know its you pretending to be lots of different people, try to sound a little different in each post!!”

but Hannah never ever does it herself, she just tells everyone else how. Idiot you don’t instruct others on technique when you are pretending not to be doing it yourself. This reminds me so much of the kind of stupid ass mistake Miranda would make

hey I am the new ambassador for David Jones, and I am livin the life that you poor saps only dream of, so bring your hard earned money over and spend here at David Jones (wal-mart) cause I am so much better than the rest of you kerb crawlers. Gee. Miranda that is the way to win customers. PMSL

right go ask her, I am sure she will tell “yes I cheated” it would make her look so bad. God, if anyone did ask some chick on some made up facebook, if she bothered to anwer at all, she would lie.

“we had an open relationship” sounds so much better than “i cheated”

I guess she has figured out she can’t spin the cheating facts, so she is spinning the fact that it wasn’t really cheating. poor randamay, nothing is working the way it should is it?

I post as jen on here and have been since day 1, you are really rude, why is there a need because someone has a different opinion on yours, everything that is making “miranda good or ok” is an insider, when that is crazy.

I agree with a lot of what you say, but I dont like people fighting amongst themselves here, that isnt why we are here, if Miranda and co are reading here they will laugh at us and think we are a bunch of uncivilised banshees who tear anyone apart for no reason- you think she wont get a kick out of that and think people just call her because they are crazy? Thus is the reason I wont post here anymore, only read- but I had to say this because I think this is turning into a bit of an OTT bloodbath right now.

If someone attacks you please just ignore it , you are feeding the flames.

STOP FIGHTING AMONGST EACH OTHER THIS TOPIC ISN’T ABOUT US!!!

I’m really not buying this jen/orli connection but for the record is page 6 one of the more reliable sources or just a regular tab.
I don’t read so I have no idea. It does seem people are set on pushing it though

PMSL!!! This is funny. In retaliation, when called a sock, call someone else one, try and distract! PMSL, no honey I wasnt trying to tell you how to do it better, I was telling you how I can tell its you. Like I say why get so uptight if you have no socks and anyway, how do you even know Im posting to you in the first place? If you have no socks, why should I be referring to you? If the cap fits? You give yourself away. People on the IMDb spot you over here so you are pretty easy to spot no matter what you call yourself. You are the only person who calls everyone insiders so yeah, Id know you anywhere!!

No, I have no socks, hence why I use a name and keep on using it. I believe in what I say which is why I dont need to hide behind anon posts!

For the love of David Jones’ cheap sh#t, please stop fighting! As much work that has been put into pimping that relationship, I doubt that Randamay would admit to an open relationship, and I highly doubt that Jay could give a rat’s ass about commenting on it. Don’t even care about anyone’s theories about someone’s Facebook account. It’s just really just a non-issue here.

You are right she is a hysterical nut. She is sure entertaining though, think I will pop some corn and watch her self distruct ought to be good for a laugh

If you really want to believe that was Pottsy who first posted on Perez then go and ask him on his Facebook. If it was him he would admit it as he openly said who he was on Perez. I just think some people dont want to because if they knew the truth they wouldnt be able to twist this into whatever way they wanted.

BUNCH OF CRETINS @ 04/11/2008 at 4:52 pm

My god… what a bunch of immature, ranting, too involved, sad bunch of evil little harpies I tell you something, you lot fit a type. You all sound extremely frustrated- why would you be unless you were wetting your panties in anger, resentment and jealousy over Miranda and Orlando, I don’t see many people here (and I admit I have seen the odd one or 2) who can have an adult opinion over it all, someone who doesn’t yell and throw insults and accusations at their fellow posters.

You say Miranda is a B!TCH I tell you, you lot blow her out the water, you say she is nasty and wicked- so are you lot, hey maybe you have a chance with Orli after all!

I just realized who hannah is, she is that **** ass crazy hysterical ***** from IMBD. She is about 15 and loves Orli to death and this isn’t about Miranda it is about Orli and how he would never, ever do something so bad as to cheat. Cause he is her true love forever. There is no reasoning with the b*itch you just have to let her run down. Poking her with a stick is pretty funny though cause she just gets more manic each time you do. Think I will pop some corn too!

Yeah, so hysterical. Which is why Im not the one shouting “go away” like a stupid school kid. Your bad grammar gives yourself away which is how I can tell you are agreeing with yourself again!

Im not the one who will self distruct, because Im not the one blowing a gasket over being called a sock! When I shout “sock”, you jump, and why? Because you are a sock, otherwise, why jump? Geddit?

It is a tab but it is used heavily by a lot of stars to plant stories and get press, like when Arod and his wife were on the cover, talking about he was a one-woman man ( probably to hush the rumors of his indiscretions) then BOOM, a few months later they posted a pic on the front cover of him and a Scores waitress going into his room in Las Vegas. You should’ve seen the backlash from other media outlets when this story hit.

I am not really buying it either. I think she is too mature for him, and he isn’t quite ready to grow up yet, really I wonder if he ever will be. I can see him in his fifties, a blonde with fake boobs on each arm, and his face tight with plastic surgery still trying to be one of the lads, Some men just don’t realize where young, hot and randy ends, and sad and pathetic begins. I see a long line of models and starlets in his future

I wonder if more people saw those pictures from last friday night that ran with them. Might be why some aren’t pushing the Miranda angle.
just a guess but I think all the mag’s and blogs know to check all the photo agency sites for pictures that they might want to buy.
I think those just looked so bad that they were hard to print but at the same time probably made people ask some questions.

the sightings.. @ 04/11/2008 at 5:05 pm

anyone… Bueller…

I asked for the “brunette” sightings in NY last year with Orlando…

Still waiting.

PMSL No, Im not Hannah off IMDb!! In fact, you have PMed me a few times over there, thats how I know who you are and thats how I can spot you a mile away. Again you try and distract but it fails Im afraid. If the best you can do is out me as a person Ive never even heard of - then try harder!! Did you know that Hannah is a common name and more than 1 person in the world has it and it would be good if my name really was Hannah anyway!!

The only reason Im replying is that you arent dropping it. You keep on pushing which makes you look even more guilty because like Ive said 100 times before, the more I shout sock, the more you BITE! But your bite is rubbish!

I think this is getting so much press, because people really don’t know who Miranda is. Jennifer and Bloom sell more papers and create more interest. He would be lucky to get her, and she could try to housebreak him

Even though I don’t believe the ja/ob stuff. I also don’t believe the open relationship either.DB in order for me to believe you I also have to believe jay’s people to. I think someone said jay was heart broken so it’s either one are the other. I still wonder how his sister rep’s her if that was my brother I would drop her like a bad habit so I do think something is up.I also think the relationship is on it’s last legs. I also wanted to ask DB if you are her friend why are you letting her do this to herself. The open relationship thing I don’t believe that either don’t get me wrong I do think people have these type’s of relationship’s. But in this case if they are open commonsense would tell her not to pimp this out since she would be going back to jay and also why isnt jay seen around with other women. It doesn’t make sense for any of us to write to face book because it could be anyone responding hell it could even be you. I think she is trying to save face again

I think DB and Hannah are the same person, asking them questions just sends them into a frenzy, best to ignore them and hope they get tired and stop. They don’t want to discuss anything they just want to try to ship their over the top wacked out ideas.

but didn’t page six come out and say Orlando was gonna be in POP after Disney had denied it and many other rags has retracted it?

It seems they are a little slower on being on top of stuff

You are so right, I have dealt with their kind before, and they don’t care about opinions they just want to win. They keep hammering away until you give up and realize you aren’t dealing with anyone sane, and then the think that they are so smart and they have made you change your mind and they are the winners. Sad lot that

I was wondering when the self righteous knights on their white horses would ride in to tell everyone else how “mean”, “wicked” and “just jealous” they are for daring to omg post about celebs at a place designed to…post about celebs! You can count on it happening every single time.

What took you guys so long? There are already over 300 comments; you’re late buddies. :) Keep it up and the Organization to Appear Better Than People You Don’t Know On Line will fire you.

Also why are people who seem to like Miranda always so hysterical when commenting here? Capital letters and ten exclamation points do nothing to improve your point. Quite the opposite actually.

No one is sending me into a frenzy. I mean how many swear words did you use in your last post to me? and you call me a 15 year old PMSL I am also not DB because if you read above at my other posts you will see Ive been laughing at what this person has been saying, yeah, you caught me out - not!! Sorry Bijoux!!

I first came to this thread to discuss but as soon as anyone said something you didnt agree with you jumped on them…. remember? Look at your hundreds of posts, you sound so childish, b!tchy and you are so in a tizzy its hilarious. You are saying Im hysterical but that comes across in your posts not mine. Im very calm thank you :)

Grace, in regards to the Facbook, it has been discussed in depth in earlier posts and it has been stated how we know it is real :)

People don’t know who she is and many publications have gone on record and said that they will put JA on their covers because she sells more than anybody. Even though I called BS when the story first broke, I think it’s a great way to wipe a virtual unknown off the face of the planet and into oblivion. I think Orly’s peeps are a hell of a lot more media savvy than hers because he’s obviously sending a message to her. She really should just bow out gracefully.

@367

You’re right. If there were better shots, more agencies would’ve bought them and ran with that story too. As much as we hate to admit it, the public love to read about celebs getting their freak on. It’s kinda like finding out Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny really do exist. LOL

BUNCH OF CRETINS @ 04/11/2008 at 5:29 pm

Ha! but you come across this way, I dislike her, where did I say i liked her/ WRONG! I hate the ugly *******!But its the attacking of your fellow posters, man that is just WRONG and you seem as bad as Miranda, what makes you guys nicer?

They are pretty slow, but when they get a whiff of some good sh#t, they send that sh#t flying! Not the best, but I don’t mind reading it.

I think you find I will not go into a frenzy either..

Miranda did have a relationship with Jay that they mutually agreed to have sex with other people, sex is different to making love yes?

They are both young people, it is their business and morals.

Miranda’s facebook is the real deal. She has her family members on there.

DB, I dont think that was the kind of relationship her and Jay had. Of course I dont know them and Im pretty sure you dont either unless you can prove it, which Im pretty sure you wont/cant! DB… are you trying to claim you are David Blaine? If you are then PMSL.

If it is their business… then why the hell are you here telling the “world”? Its not your place (whoever you are) to clarify anything/make up sh!t!

yeah you are right, it is kim for sure. They must have taken her off her meds, cause she has been quiet for awhile.

Do most people think this anitson angle is just to get him out of the miranda quaqmire, or is it real?
I would love to see some more pictures of them somewhere

I thought that most celebrties almost liked getting their face and name in page six, it has some cachet doesn’t it.

Hannah, DB Cretins, and the rest of the mob. Please take your feeding frenzy somewhere else so the rest of us can discuss the thread. Perhaps IMBD since that is where Hannah at least is from.

PMSL If you are talking about me, thinking Im kimberly87 (or whatever) of IMDb, you are sadly mistaken. I have had many an arguement with her as she believes and wants OB to be with anyone to prove he aint gay. Am I right? Didnt know you had PMs with Kimberly, Bijoux :/ Sowwy, you are wrong BB, try again, this is fun :D

You can easily tell that these are not all the same people.
Doesn’t sound like Bijoux to me I have read her posts on IMDb

#383, I want to discuss it (which I did originally but got jumped on straight away), but when you keep getting called insider, hysterical, kimberly, sock in retaliation - it kinda distracts you lol

Unfortunately I am unable to chat about this at the IMDb as there are too many shippers there which sometimes come over here.

lets ignore the nut cases @ 04/11/2008 at 5:52 pm

Isn’t aniston supposed to be seeing someone already. Maybe they are helping each other out. She is trying to keep the heat off her other relationship, and he is trying to dump the no name fame seeker who has latched on to him.

I think they would make a good couple, but I just don’t think he is gonna settle down anytime soon

Bijoux sticking up for Bijoux!

Classic!

I am not Bijoux. I am a poster on the Imdb but not bijoux. Bijoux hardly posts anywhere these days as she has a life!!

I and I am certain most others are trying to ignore your need to keep posting every two seconds telling us how smart you are. You don’t want to discuss anything you want everyone to agree with you and when they don’t you start calling names. Everything you have mentioned you started. So if all you are interested in is causing trouble, go someplace else to do it.

Now back to the thread.

Since Jen has the same reps as Orlando does, when her reps deny stuff isn’t it kind of like doing it for him too. although I remember back with the mexico stuff, they both had people denying it.

“I am not Bijoux. I am a poster on the Imdb but not bijoux. Bijoux hardly posts anywhere these days as she has a life!!”

and you know that how?? Its like me saying I know MLF doesnt eat carrots and prays to her Miranda standee every Sunday… I cant say it because I dont know, like you dont know unless…. well you know what I think and it stays the same. I KNOW, you know what I mean!

Lets just leave it at that!! Stop calling me insider, hysterical, kimberly, DB, shipper etc and stop jumping on my opinions like you did in the very VERY first place and we’ll say no more about it!

“I and I am certain most others are trying to ignore your need to keep posting every two seconds telling us how smart you are. You don’t want to discuss anything you want everyone to agree with you and when they don’t you start calling names. Everything you have mentioned you started. So if all you are interested in is causing trouble, go someplace else to do it.”

Erm… you got the wrong person there. Everything you state there is BB and what BB has done but yeah, whatever, live the fantasy!

you have posted over ten times in the last page, all you do is talk about other people, talk about how everyone calls you names, when you are the one doing it. Please for the love of god find your keeper so that they can take you away and let the people who are not mad as hatters have a discussion. You aren’t funny anymore you are just sad. And now there will be five more hysterical posts telling us how put upon you are. Everyone is laughing at you, and you are too bonkers to see it