Jennifer Aniston & Orlando Bloom: More Than Friends?

Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom are more than just friends, claims OK!

The pair dined together at a March 25 charity event at Eva Longoria’s Beso restaurant.

“They were like heat-seeking missiles,” one eyewitness reveals. “They came together, threw their arms around each other and shared a big hug. I saw them in a booth next to each other and Jen was looking at Orlando like he was her favorite person in the world. She looked like she wanted to grab him and make out with him!”

Um, no.

Any blind person could see Orly and Victoria’s Secret angel Miranda Kerr and happily seeing each other.

P.S. Disney shot down rumors that Mr. Bloom will not be starring as The Prince of Persia. Arrrrrrrr!!!!! Jake Gyllenhaal has supposedly been offered the role, according to Latino Review.

665 Comments

# 1

isn’t he going out with someone though..?
miranda somebody?

# 2

also, FIRST

# 3

“She looked like she wanted to grab him and make out with him!”
this makes Jen desperate looking for mr. goodbar.

# 4

Jennifer is linked to a different man every week. It’s ridiculous.

# 5

this story is SO bullsh*t. he’s seeing miranda and she’s dating herself. obviously. haha

# 6
ASHI JIJI @ 04/09/2008 at 2:53 pm

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!

# 7

FIRST

OMFG!! NOOO! ORLY!!

She’s not good enough for him, but I do want her to find someone already!

# 8

orlando too good for her , and he would drop like a hot potatoe

# 9

He is not with MK only!
All those pap pics were set ups
That is what any blind person can see, jj

OB has not denied this and its been going on for weeks now
with the rumors.

Did anyone see those pics of him hanging out with three other women on Friday night at foxtail??
That says a lot more than set up photo ops

memo to Jen @ 04/09/2008 at 2:55 pm

Stop the collagen injections already.

orlando and the 3 ladies @ 04/09/2008 at 2:56 pm

So jared- if Orlando is happy with Miranda then why pray tell me did he take 3 women home with him after picking them up in a nightclub last friday night with a male pal? (pics on elflady)They werent playing scrabble I’ll bet.

Oh and Jared we see through you- we know that you and Miranda are pals…so give it up you are biased- face it, they aint exclusive bro!

this is stupid. he has a beautiful young gf.

So because he was with three women and they all entered the car together, that automatically means that they had while sex together? How do you know that they didn’t know each other from before and are just friends? Geez you people and your overactive imaginations.

Really where?

All I see is orlando acting like a single man picking up women in a nightclub last firday night- the paps caught him doing it!!- him and Miranda are prob effbuddies at best- why can’t people do the math???

rotten piece of a$$ @ 04/09/2008 at 3:01 pm

What a difficult choice for Orlando. Let’s see, Victoria Secret Model or One night stand with a 40yr. has been tv star? hmmmm…dilemma!! dilemma!!

old threads @ 04/09/2008 at 3:02 pm

For those Jen fans just tuning in, This all seems like damge control for OB.
Read the old threads on OB and MK and you will see that she keeps saying they are dating but he keeps acting like he is single.

Jen and OB are great friends and both have the same PR and management team so they probably put this out there as a distraction for both of them. It keeps coming up in the press.
I wonder if its true that JA really does have another bf that she is trying to keep hidden.

miranda says-orlando does @ 04/09/2008 at 3:02 pm

Miranda can say what she likes, but Orlando will always counteract it with actions, he has done since the start- thats odd.

She says we are “very very happy” yet the same night he is put hitting on 3 women and caught taking them home in the back of his car with his mate ready for some group sex….

I think Orlando likes his women far too much. And sex with as many different ones as possible.

She looks like Ashley Tisdale, I guess that what happens when you see the same plastic surgeon. What a bunch of clones!!!!!

dilemma??? @ 04/09/2008 at 3:04 pm

To # 15
What a difficult choice for Orlando. Let’s see, Victoria Secret Model or One night stand with a 40yr. has been tv star? hmmmm…dilemma!! dilemma!!

dilemma??? Where? One night with JA is worth much more than holding hands with MK!

40yr.$lut @ 04/09/2008 at 3:05 pm

Didn’t he already deny the rumor when it first started? Back when they went to some wedding in Mexico. Huvane PLEASE stop pimping the h03 that nobody wants!!! she may tighten her face, but nobody wants a loose oochi-coochie!!

Because he didnt arrive with them for a start, it looks bad either way, why didnt he take his girl out with them- she was in town apparently? You are very niave, Bloom is known to like his women in clubs- you tell me why when he was with miranda did he come onto Vernoica Taylor? And it was caught on film??

Believe it or not people dont have to be exclusive in a relationship, it is common these days- wheres the harm?

She looks like Heather Locklear in that picture.

oz press vs everyone else @ 04/09/2008 at 3:07 pm

Funny how it seems the only place that picks up the MK stuff is the oz press.
The rest of the world has been running this JA thing as much as they can,

Whoever is responsible for this cover photoshopped the hełł out of both of them. Enough of the airbrush already!

#21
tell me why when he was with miranda did he come onto Vernoica Taylor? And it was caught on film??

Do you have link to video or pics of them?

oz press vs everyone else @ 04/09/2008 at 3:11 pm

MK and OB probably really did break up around NY time but
he has been letting it drag on in the press and doing those photo
ops to help her use his name and land some gigs.
Last friday he was out parting AGAIN without her but with a car full of other chics. You can see a link for the pix on the thread of him at the getty.
Be real folks, if he and mk are that serious(if they are even dating at all) what guy leaves her at home and parties with other girls?
Doesn’t mean they went home with him-who knows. But it didn’t look good.

Thank god he’s not in that Persia film. He ruins everything.

ms.goodey @ 04/09/2008 at 3:14 pm

I Hope He’s A Keeper She Has Nothing But Bad Luck,They All Run.We Will See.I Want Her TO Keep Someone………………….Or Is It Huvane Who Just Wanted Her On Magazine…Did He Pay or Did Jen Pay Tabloid.

It was on x17’s website, Bloom came onto Taylor in a nightclub, (he was seeing kerr at the time) and her ex boyfriend went crazy at him, in the video orlando gets into the car to sort it out with the mad guy and you can hear him say “I didnt know she was your girlf”.. the ex boyf later told the press that Orlando had grabbed Taylor inappropriately, the same night he had the crash after leaving the club.
Here is the story sbout it with links to the vid- hope its still there:

http://www.nationalledger.com/cgi-bin/artman/exec/view.cgi?archive=18&num=16623&printer=1

why does orlando like em young @ 04/09/2008 at 3:15 pm

Why duz orlando like a 6 year gap between him and his lovers? There was 6 years between him and Bosworth too - tis very weird why it has to be 6.

ms.goodey @ 04/09/2008 at 3:18 pm

Is She Morphing into Heather Locklear ,Oh Well The Old Chick Needs A Man.But Warning Always Remenber Michael Jackson’s Face.Be Careful Be Glad For What Looks You Have………We All Get Old.

here’s the link from last friday night when he was out with a bunch of other girls

http://elflady.com/orlandolove/showpost.php?p=583836&postcount=19

jennifer is too good for him…
even though orlando looks a bit odd with MK…kate bosworth and him were a good pair

veronica taylor @ 04/09/2008 at 3:21 pm

She is a babe!

Shame she hadn’t jave been interested I think she is much hotter than Kerr, at least she has a great body AND face, Kerrs body and face was much hotter years ago, now she is getting skinnier and her face is all grannified- my fave angel is marisa.

Take it from a guy, Kerr aint all that it is only cos she gets naked. And even then that only tells us she will *** us easily, the body is a bit “adolescent looking” REAL guys- like me like the full tits and curves

ms.goodey @ 04/09/2008 at 3:22 pm

#30 LMAO…….

Thank u. I missed that part.
As wrote in other thread, IMDB wrote that OB and MK dating since 21.02.2008 i don’t know how they calculate and why they choose that date. But poor Jen, she spend an evening with a friend and she will be watered by dirt from MK crazy fans.

It looks like OB is into playing the field still-good for him!

here is the other link from Friday night pics

http://www.buzzfoto.com/?p=2917

ms.goodey @ 04/09/2008 at 3:25 pm

They sureeeeeeee lookkkkkkkkk Purdy.

Damon Kidwell @ 04/09/2008 at 3:27 pm

I have had the pleasure of working with Damon, a few years back on some fashion shoots, he is a good man, and of course was going to come to Veronica’s aid, after Bloom touched her like that- Damon is an honest guy and never made up what had happened that night, he was furious as I think you can tell in the video.

As for this story, Jennifer Aniston is said to be dating a guy in Beverly Hills who owns a bar. Orlando Bloom I would imagine is a little too immature for her if anything like the “Veronica Taylor” incident is anything to go by- what a slimeball.

ms.goodey @ 04/09/2008 at 3:27 pm

#34 Yeah and we have seen her spreads in mexico.

in the land of the blind @ 04/09/2008 at 3:30 pm

Oh, Jared, you’re pathetic attempts at helping randamay are so transparent that EVEN A BLIND PERSON could see through them.

OB is seeing MANY MANY MANY people, not just dearest randamay.

they have the same manager or publicist or something. this reminds me of the time when they were photographed on some vacation together but it was really they were at the same party for their publicist or someone.

Jacqueline @ 04/09/2008 at 3:31 pm

Maybe he’s into polygrip, and vagisil

young cabbage faced panty model who has to latch onto me to even get a gig modeling for some Target type store, dumb as a post, insists I do these pap set ups so she can get her face in the news to help her career, drags her mom who looks like she has seen one too many plastic surgeons, and seeing that future ain’t pretty

hot woman who can take care of herself, isn’t using me to pimp herself out. Intelligent, mature, fun, doesn’t insist I do set ups with her, has her own money and career, and makes the Miranda chick look like a teenager.

yeah how does he choose
you idiots 39 is far from old, her bone struture means she will still be pretty when Miranda’s face has caved in on itself.

when you are 39, I hope people will say that about you, lets see if you find that funny. I’m only 26 but know that 39 isnt old these days.

lol! But does he like her that much or does he just like to stir the pot?
By running this OK post he is helping the JA rumors get out there and he knows he is going to get a ton of hits. JA and OB = big bucks!
Wonder which he likes more!

lol lol
yeap right!!!
poor hag!!! her PR man will do anything to keep her in the public eye…specially with her new flop movie coming out in december….lol

OB a star, sexy, and dating a young hot model….why would he go out with an old has been? these magazines are full of sh..!!! and JA PR man is crazier than ever!!!!

they may be friends but lovers not in a million years!!! every1 including me has called Angie a **** by it’s starting to look like Jen is the **** she is with a new lover every week!!!! Or so her PR man wants all of us to believe….

piper, with a low @ 04/09/2008 at 3:37 pm

# 29 @25 @ 04/09/2008 at 3:14 pm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
FYI… citing x17 is a big mistake!

They helped spread the NOLA wedding that never was and they’re in prime position to pay the Parker-Longorias for that false infidelity story.

older woman orli @ 04/09/2008 at 3:37 pm

He has had an older woman before when he was 17- so I’m sure that was some of the best sex he has ever had too!

Boyfriend of Miranda Kerr [February 21, 2008].

Very good friends with actress Jennifer Aniston.

I wonder who posted this is OB’s bio at IMDB. If I recall, MK said in an interview recenlty that they have been seeing each other for several months. Several is three or more isn’t it? This date would make it less than two months. Nit picky I know but damn.

But it wasnt x17 where the “story” came from it was the PROFESSIONAL PHOTOG Damon kidwell who said what had happened- x17 just filmed the vid, Kidwell just said what had happened.

I agree with #39- I believe Mr.Kidwell too, because he couldve easi;y went down the route of “selling his story etc if it was all crap for attention and publicity for himself and his ex girlf. So I believe it, and I have heard other stories of Bloom grabbing womens bottoms and bosoms in clubs before in the UK, so it seems he makes a habit of it, all this while he is dating his “hot young VS model” and they had apprently only began dating- so she obv aint hot enough!

OMG! Be very afraid. This Jennifer Aniston stuff is getting a lot of play
CabbagePatchKid/Chucky Doll is going to get very desperate to get back in first position.
What will happen next!! We don’t want to see her angry do we???

and to #50: I have heard that she does like to play with the Wiki sites-so I wouldnt be surprised if things like that happen also.

in the land of the blind @ 04/09/2008 at 3:46 pm

@46

No doubt Jared Just loves the hits. And gets to mention his favorite fauxmance in the process! I think he feels like he “broke” the randamay crap to begin with and it’s his “baby” so he’s gonna stir the pot. But whatever to get more hits. In 4 months when OB is getting papped with JA he’ll post those pictures for the hits as well and no one will remember randa– what was her name anyway? Amanda?

The Confluence @ 04/09/2008 at 3:48 pm

So, the Bloom Fandom with all its shippers and haters and supporters and nutjobs
meets
The Aniston Fandom with all of its shippers and haters and supporters and nutjobs
meets
of course The Brangelunatics because they always follow where the Anistoners go…..
Lions and Tigers and Bears….
Oh. My.

yAKS….SHE’S OLD FOR HIM

I think they are lovely together. I hope their thing to last. After the break with Brad, Jen needs a real man with her and Orlando is pretty good for her. I hope them to be together the MOST!

they are lovely together!
i hope them to last
jen needed to find a guy, the best wishes from me

How old do you think Bloom is?? He is 31 himself they are in the same decade!!! LMAO people really need to relaise that theres 8 years between them, not 20! lol

something smells @ 04/09/2008 at 3:53 pm

I’d believe Jen and Orli before I’d believe there’s something serious between Miranda and Orli.

Wasn’t ‘Randa’s mom at the Ducati store, too, seen in the black car next to Orli’s? And along with them in Palm Springs? Weren’t O and M photo’d coming out of the hotel with separate hotel bills? Separate rooms at this hot n heavy stage in their relationship? Ouch.

Any news on Miranda’s new big contract?

what are you 15. God if you think 39 is an old hag you aren’t going to have a very happy life. Women who are smart and can take care of themselves are very sexy, and one day when you grow up you will figure that out. Teenybopper, jeez

I’m with you and I think its all been set up since the Ducati shop where he first wouldn’t be in the same shot with her-(watch the video for any of you that need a good laugh)
But where do we see the mom in another car or in Palm Springs?
I do think she was not inthe same car as OB at the Ducati shop for sure-I just didn’t know the mom was seen there.
If you watch the video it really looks like her and OB are there at different times or something. VERY strange indeed

in the land of the blind @ 04/09/2008 at 4:01 pm

Any news on Miranda’s new big contract?

Other than the one to be Orlando’s girlfriend? I kid! I kid!

yeah she is modeling for a Target type store in OZ, that is her livin the life, modeling for Target clones. LMAO
she got a whole six figures for 5 years work. VS never uses her, so she may need to latch onto someone with money, rumor has it that while Orlando is pretty well off, he doesn’t like to spend it

Oh, I think this this story is being run with–and not denied– because Jen is helping a friend out of a very sticky and potentially nasty mess.

Bloom is very deliberately being caught living the life of a single guy who is not yet exclusive in his romances.

Seriously. Who do you think has more PR power– JA or MK?

Why would anyone give Orlando Bloom a 3 picture deal. He was the weakest link in both LOTR and POTC!?!?

This doesn’t even look like a real photo.

JA could crush MK like a little bug. In fact, so could OB if he wanted. Just give the word to the all powerful PMK-HBH and watch MK scurry back into the shadows. MK should be careful, she might end up never working in the US again.

“they may be friends but lovers not in a million years!!! every1 including me has called Angie a **** by it’s starting to look like Jen is the **** she is with a new lover every week!!!! Or so her PR man wants all of us to believe….”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Actually, JA was always a ****. Her PR man is murdering her career.

Who has more Power period? JA of course!

Bloomie’s always wanted to be a part of a big powerful Golden Hollywood Supercouple, and he sure ain’t going to get it with a clinging panty model whose struggling with her career same as him.

Look. Even if this JA thing is to help get rid of the dingo poop smell, it might help him rebuild some street cred, both personally and professionally, by playacting the beau of an independant, mature, attractive, PR savvy, well liked and generally respected woman.
It will certainly bring all the attention his little fameseeking heart could ever want.

And if it helps get rid of the clinging choking kudzu vine, well, OK.
I’ll ship it!

OMG, I am laughing so hard my tears are flowing. The commenters at the PH site are fighting over Jen and Angie (who’s better, prettier, more talented, etc) and every now and then someone throws in the name of MK but _no_one_ is giving a tiny bit of **** about her, just continue the catfight.
~K, where are you? You’re missing all the fun! This is what I call entertainment, b!tches! LOL!

@65-
think JJ mistyped that part. Disney shot down runours that Bloom had been offered the part.
So no POP right now.

Me too!.. Anything to send that puffed up b*itch back to livin the REAL life would make me happy.
I hope DJ fires her sorry ass. First thing out of her mouth is a slam at the hard working people who buy their particular type of stuff

I mean we all know how people who are working hard and rasing a family love to be looked down the nose at by some bi*tch who has never had to do an honest day work in her life..I think DJ made a BIG mistake

lol-it will always be that way. No one in the US gives her the time of day no matter how many tricks she pulls. I hope this is the last of it and she throws her hat in the ring. It’s really just getting sad to watch now.

I have to wonder what went wrong in their “agreement” that made OB go off the reservation the other night. I doubt it was suppose to go down like that. You would think there would have been a game plan for them both getting out looking good or something. Now it seems like the oscars part two. He goes alone, she makes statements insisting they are a couple, he keeps acting single.

Orlando too good for Jennifer?…HA! Yeah sure…

orlando oh! @ 04/09/2008 at 4:53 pm

Orlando will find love but it wont be with Miranda or Jennifer… she wont be a celeb at all. My Tarot predicts this.

You all do realize that Jennifer and Orlando have the same agent and PR guy right? This is a twofer. Unfortunately they both come off smelling pretty desperate for attention.

be careful now @ 04/09/2008 at 4:54 pm

be careful. you know they’ll retaliate bigtime now. everytime people start crowing about their demise, they pull something out.
not that I don’t wish for it to be done, and boy, knowing this JA stuff is probably making her writhe is…satisfying…just a friendly headsup.

HE CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER

I agree, she will be going mental over this, so I agree, I wouldnt be surprised if we get some pap pics of them either having sex/oral sex in the street next lol Dont forget to wear your 20 condoms and ballbag cover Orli hunni ***

cabbage patch kid @ 04/09/2008 at 5:00 pm

hey -who’s knocking mk’s career?

here she is modeling all kinds of nifty outfits

http://www.flickr.com/photos/79462700@N00/?saved=1

you guys are stupid

im jennifer and we are togther

xx

you guys are stupid

im jennifer and we are togther

xx

(L)JENNIFER+ORLANDO(L)
=sooooo cuteeeee:)

They were all at Courtney’s fund raiser. At one point he had his
arm around Courtney and Eva, does that mean they are after
him. No body planted this silly item, the mags just make things
up. They know each other and are friends. Just because you
talk to a man doesn’t mean there is anything more than that.
A big deal out of nothing.

But these pics were taken almost 2 weeks ago.
Is OK usually that late to the game?
It might very well be someones pr using this
for both of them.
Doesn’t have to be-but it could be

had em all @ 04/09/2008 at 5:16 pm

He slept with em all, dont be so naive now ;) jk

the dj job? @ 04/09/2008 at 5:31 pm

For those of you that think she only got the DJ job because of her
connection to ob, do you think they are going to see this OK mag
and then put some pieces together?
I wonder if they will feel duped if they aren’t together but lead to think they were?
Unless of course Orli gets dragged there anyway.

@80, LMFAO! I fell for that hook, line and sinker.
OZ press pimps Miranda, US press pimps Jennifer. But it is weird that no one pimped anyone else when he and Kate were together.
@75, my ouija board said the same thing! :P

Geez, Jen can’t even glance at a guy and the mags try and make something out of it. I think she has already proven that she has many friends and is a very affectionate person so she and Orlando hugging is not exactly a big deal. Just like she and Owen Wilson hanging out …
Oh well, at least the idiots pair her up with hot men :-)
I think when Jen finds her soul mate it will be obvious to the world…as opposed to these “claims” by rags like OK.

BWAAAAHAHAHA!

You are a damn fool! You got me with that one. I think I pissed a little laughing at those pics.

Orlando is gay and she is desperate. Someone call their bluff. Oh, and nice chin.

And Miranda Kerr???
isn’t the girlfriend of Orlando ???
I think that Jennifer and Orlando are friends …only!!
sin sentido!! :P

why does thismiddle aged tv startet get more attention than my idol kate. Only reason why she looks younger than her age is because of the botox.

the Prince of Persia rumours are getting more and more ridiculous. Orlando muscled up, with a beard and a heavy tan I might have bought, but Jake Gyllenhaal?! seriously?!

No Miranda is busy with David Jones ;)

#68, ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the reason some will believe @ 04/09/2008 at 6:20 pm

Is because the general public arent aware that Orlando and Miranda are/were dating as it hardly got into any of the usual suspect tabs- so as far they are concerened after they read this-Orlando and Jen are now an item, at the end of it all what goes in the mags is more important to online message boards and blogs.

Is that you Chinnochio Maniston, the fugly, useless, worthless,
ROTTEN sl.ut.
grow up, dumbazz.
tick.tock.
r.i.p.
LEAVE ORLY ALONE! Unless he needs a mom.
He doesn’t need a freakshow that’s u.
ask v. v. and the rest.
even the fat guy DUMPED you, ew.

jen is at least honest @ 04/09/2008 at 6:42 pm

Unlike ***** angelina, what a ****, what a lying lesbo cow, she pretends to be all nice and caring but really she is a crazed maniac, how is it normal to act like her, child after chlld.. PATHETIC she has something lacking, Brad has never looked so miserable since being with her, he wont even marry her, they will be splitsville soon also, then eveyone can laugh at Jolie and she will prob show her true colors.

dark blonde @ 04/09/2008 at 6:44 pm

Orlando is licking my **** as we speak,mmmmmm doont stooopp my gooodd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dark blonde @ 04/09/2008 at 6:47 pm

cl!t. earlier we had sex up against the wall, him rubbing my wet nub that flowed with juices for him , because of him… i was so wanting him.. he rammed into me deeply, and thrust so hard and fast like a dying need, we came so powerfully anfd loudly.. then we picked up the phone and asked if Miranda had enjoyed listenng, we heard a sob, then we laughed and hung up— being his fuq buddy is wonderful, I’,m one of 3.. god he is a sex god!!!

I see the future… MK’s infamous cell phone will be lost and found… and the pictures on it will surface! :)

anonymous @ 04/09/2008 at 6:50 pm

Oh for heavens sake. She is NOT too old for him. Some of you people have NO life experience at all.

However, she is waaay too young to be messing with her face like that. Jen, please learn a lesson from the tragedy of Meg Ryan’s face. Men don’t really care about the face all that much as long as the body is in shape. A few wrinkles won’t kill you or keep you from finding a man. Neuroses will though.

I can really see that happening Jaded, then she couldnt be “blamed” as such lol

@dark blonde @ 04/09/2008 at 6:52 pm

LMAO ahem… you getting carried away there hun

dark blonde @ 04/09/2008 at 6:54 pm

Oh we have fantastic sex.
His balls are blackish colored which I find a bit of a turn off, but he tastes lovely- like butterscotch mixed with musk.. mmm

I am unknown and he prefers it that way. I’m blessed ;) lol

Can I just say.... @ 04/09/2008 at 6:59 pm

I HATE TABLOIDS!!!!!!!!!!

please stop that BS about angelina.

Breaking News:
PITT D.U.M.P.E.D. Maniston, BECAUSE HE R.E.A.L.L.Y.
was M.I.S.E.R.A.B.L.E. it wasn’t Angelina!

He REALLY dumped Maniston!!!!! IT HAPPENED!!

He wasn’t the only one, and that alone says a lot of Maniston.
Don’t be angry with Angelina JUST b/c Pitt loves her; she
deserves it,she has given him EVERYTHING he has ever
wanted.

s-t-o-p t-h-a-t b.-s.

which one of the three he was with on Friday night do you think
was his girlfriend?
If you meant cabbage patch-she stayed home that night!
wonder why?

Esta historia es mentira como todas las que sacan de Jen!

Kate @ 04/09/2008 at 3:04 pm She looks like Ashley Tisdale, I guess that what happens when you see the same plastic surgeon. What a bunch of clones!!!!!

LOL Yep her face screams SELF ESTEEM problems.

David (love u JEN) @ 04/09/2008 at 7:46 pm

i wish that’s true! love them both :*

dark blonde @ 04/09/2008 at 8:06 pm

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh now he is playing with my ass nnnggghhhh ohhhhhh

and the imbd board thought we were crazy. I don’t really care if they are together, although I hope so. At least she doesn’t cheat, she seems to operate ok with out NEEDING a piece of arm candy, because OMG if you don’t have a boyfriend you might as well be dead.
She takes care of herseilf and doesn’t need a man to pimp her out, and compared to Miranda she looks like the golden ticket. Sad thing while she may want a baby, I think she wants one to raise, not one to sleep with. She is WAAAAAAAAAAAAY out of his league, ad if there wasy anyway she would take on another womanizer after Brad, I can’t see it, If Orlando could grow up stop believeing that if he isn’t having sex with several people at once life is good, maybe they could work. just maybe.

I sure hope her face looks like this because of Airbrush. Sadly her nose has been completely transformed into a plastic surgeon’s model, but here she looks likes if she had a face lift like P. Presley. I had feared what happened to Meg Ryan after bad face job is happening to her, but it does look like so.

Jen is the biggest fraud @ 04/09/2008 at 9:08 pm

Kate @ 04/09/2008 at 3:04 pm She looks like Ashley Tisdale, I guess that what happens when you see the same plastic surgeon. What a bunch of clones!!!!!
=========
Yeah. Ashley Simpsom, A.Tisdale and Maniston , they all have the same nose, so weird. but actually the nose look better on Simpsom.
the nose make Maniston face much longer and chin more prominent.

didn’t jared posted some photos of orly and miranda making out and canoodling in the car at a gas station?

she just probably needed a one night stand. lmfao!

yes, but they were part of the set up tour they did!
means nothing.
since then ob has been haning out with and parting with other women

If you call that making out then my god you aint lived girl- a peck is now making out???

THE SAME OLD, THE SAME OLD.

Maniston, the Queen of FRAUD and a Big Nobody
needs some attention and sympathy and Huvaniston
FOOLs OK mag./tab………AGAIN!
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They can’t USE Brangelina anymore…WOULD BE WAY
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RIDICULOUS!
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NO, Orly is not into Polygrip nor Vagisil yet,
but he better stays away of Huvanistn’s new fraud
or Sheman will ruin his career as she did V.V’s,
Paul’s (who?) and tried to do it to Pitt too.
Just ask V.V.

too funny @ 04/09/2008 at 9:58 pm

Here’s the Australian spin: http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23515971-5012974,00.html

“ORLANDO Bloom is proving one of the most coveted bachelors in Hollywood with reports that two of Tinseltown’s most glamorous ladies are vying for his affections.”

Help me out here - they aren’t actually suggesting that MK is one of those most glamorous ladies, are they??!!

god as if. she isnt even known in tinseltown pmsl despearte

Vying for his attnetion? I thought she was his girlf already pfft!

OK, Jen is one..who is the other one? ;)

what a great gig @ 04/09/2008 at 10:25 pm

David Jones website: http://www.davidjones.com.au/home.jsp

Do you get MK on the home page? Nope, you get fridges and TVs! I thought David Jones was some sort of glam fashion designer. Guess not? LOL

which one is it? @ 04/09/2008 at 10:32 pm

Wasn’t it about a month ago that the rags/gossip were running that it was Orlando that had a crush on Jennifer?

I had checked out DJ too. I thought I was in the wrong site. Guess not, yeah?

DAVID JONES @ 04/09/2008 at 10:36 pm

LMAO cheap or what??I thought he was a designer too- oh Randa, what a crap gig!

so is she going to be posing next to refrige’s and toastes like
a Price is Right girl or something?

DAVID JONES @ 04/09/2008 at 10:44 pm

So why need Orlando connexion for this cheap gig then? :/

Someday she will surprise everyone and, until that moment she’ll be rumored to have a different lover every week!

he seems like a Hollywood shallow guy and Jennifer is a opportunist. Perfect match. They are both lame ta