Jennifer Aniston & Orlando Bloom: More Than Friends?

1, Won modeling contest at age 13. “oh. i always knew I was the prettiest, mommy and daddy tell me so all the time”
2 Modeling bikinis’ at age 13, Realizes that showing her body off, makes every one like her and earns her money
3. Moves to NY with her truluv Jay
4. Gets some minor jobs, most don’t renew contrats, models for VS some OH strutting in my underear I am soooo special
5 Latches on to rich lawyers who buy her expensive jewerly, cheats on truluv with lawyer, and then oh boy Hollywood connection, wheels spin and she goes in for the kill. But she keeps sure things in the bag and is ******* them all
6. Dumps bf and starts to move serioulsy in on OB she calls in sightings and emphatically tells everyone they are “just friends: after making sure his name is brought up in everyon interview or converstation. Meanwhile he is acting very single, clubs, women
7. VS Angel, “Oh I have made it big show in December, is seen with Orli and DiCaprio , and she decideds she is in and has MADE it.
8. Goes home for Christmas and makes an ass of herself by posing at airport and letting herself be overheard on phone talking to Orlando about him comming after Christmas
9. He never shows, She goes home and plots
10 Career falling apart, VS hardly even uses her, she is sidelined during NY, London, Paris fashion weeks Portman drops her after many years cause she has made her self too expensive. wonder if she thought that was a mistake
11.Makes sure they are caught by paps in London and NY and then messy tearful goodbye in NY when he leaves her looking like a messy ass Then furhter makes an ass of herself in HB interview by saying they are just friends and then shoves her cell phone in the interviewers face picture of her and Orli sucking face smiles an twitters
13. Many mentions of Orlando as her bf by Miranda and posing and whoring the “relationshi”
12. No oscar parties for Miranda and she makes up many excuses why, none true, and he is pictured at parties with other women, shots are sent to OZ
12 several weeks later pap shots appear almost every day and brings in Mom for reinforcements
13 Orli parties again without her and gets snapped with other beautiful women Miranda sets at home
14 more call in’s to OZ tabloids confirming relationship, while Orli goes to clubs and picks up other women to take home
15 She lands a sorry sad contract with a Walmart type store, makes a big deal about it, but mostly talks about true love with ORLI and how he MIGHT come to see her strut the catwalk.
16 Mag announces he and Jen are dating
17 Old article revamped with many mentions again of Orlando as her Bf

18 Miranda is a sorry pathetic famewhore who looks like a classless, crass, tacky fool

Tries to sell herself as a supermodel, but is so far from it everyone who vaguely knows her name is laughing their asses off at her.

LOL - very nice! Particularly enjoyed point 15.

Ok..now you say MK cheated on Jay/Brent yeah.because POTTSY told you on a blog and you said he was real-. so tell me this then- WHY is Jessica Hart a friend on Miranda’s real facebook? Why is Nick P(Pottsy) also on her friends too,oh and Elyse Taylor is on Jess’s friends but not miranda’s - so guess the evil 2some arent friends after all.

Looks like Miranda isnt a cheat after all, and before you all ask why is Jay/Brent not on her friends list- well he hasn’t a facebook yet.

See how wrong you can be- outside looking in??? Spin it now!

#226: Sounds like Weepy Jen posting these articles.She always like to put other women down.

Jess Hart is a model and is dating Pottsy, who is Jay/Brents best friend, some wnk on here said that Jess and Pottsy had hated miranda becuse she had cheated on jay with a lawyer and Orlando - according to a poster calling themslevs POTTSY on a blog- ppl belived it.

Elyse was said to have been mirandas partner in crime in her sydney modelling days being b!tchy and nasty to everyone.

In a big possum of a nutshell, Miranda cannot have cheated on her boyfriend Jay if his best mate and best mates girlfriend are her pals still. And the biggest squeal against Randa on here is that she cheated. It doesn’t prove she isn’t a B!TCH of a person still though, but to me it proves she didn’t cheat- just call me Columbo.

@235

While that is indeed a possibilty. The fact of the matter is why on earth and how on earth could they forgive her for cheating ? Jay and Pottsy are like brothers it wouldn’t make any sense that they would forgive her and have her coming back into the fold as it were, I can’t see that unless they are all absolutely crazy people, which again is very possible, it just doesn’t seem “normal”.

I can’t stand Miranda and hope she and Bloom will split ASAP, but to me this LOOKS like she didnt cheat. And to me it’s the only good evidence there is. All we have on the side of she did cheat is say so from anon’s on here, I know where my money is going on lol

I always know that she didnt cheat, but I do think it is stupid to say you love someone that you dated for years and then out of the blue break up with them, she was on Jays music video that she also help write and all throght 2007 she said that the Orlando rumors were not true. But when they broke up Kerr said that she wanted to stay single becuase she’s been dating since she was 14, but she didnt remain single she went staight to Orlando. I always thought she was lying and she seemed fishy to me. I think she never really loved jay she dosent seem to be commeted in any relationship for to long. I also beleive that she enjoys the attention a little too much she says she is a private person, but ever since she was linked to Orlando she has talked about him publicly, even when she was with Jay. I wonder why Orlando hasnt said anything about the relationship if they are really together. To me it dosent seem like true love at all.

“There were sightings of them together in London all that summer, with rumors going around about them hooking up during her many trips to London.”

I don’t remember any of that. He was doing his play. I don’t recall any sightings of her in London through the summer.

@237

You call me a “maybe insider! I am not and never claimed to be, I am just telling you guys here what I have found out by looking at Mirandas pals! Is that all it takes for you to think that people are insiders because they are telling you what you don’t want to hear then my god!!.

All what you are spewing about him and her getting caught at the condos is all YOUR opinion, why do think they were cheating, even Jay’s own sister was planting the “not a couple- YET” now why would she do that? She went on how they would be in the future.. and they did, don’t you find that odd- that doesn’t scream affair to me, it sounds mad but it seems more PR based all through last year as if planting in peoples minds maybe- where does Jay fit in while this was going on? well the only way he wouldnt mind is if he was in on the “arrangement” himself . If they had been having an affair all along, and she had been lying to Carly too, Carly NOW would know it had been an affair, and yet she is fine and dandy with her stil.

So you are telling me that Potsy and his partner both forgave Miranda or Damage control and Jay is fine and dandy with all that- IF SHE HAD CHEATED?? And Pottsy would do that to his own “brother” kind of guy all for damage control for HER- and then his sister Carly would forgive her for the affair and stand by her all through it, and would she shiitting on her brother by doing that too? And Jay would have to forgive Carly to let her still manage him and Tamarama, and all that makes perfct sense- if she cheated?? NO WAY

None of them would do that for her for damage control, if your partner cheated on you and asked you for a favor that would benefit them and their reputation. would you??

You are only going by your OWN assumptions, and what the odd idiot has claimed on here-none of that is fact.

I’m not saying I know facts, I’m saying what is probable, that is seriously fukked if they all forgave her like that/damage control.

Again I can’t stand her, and it doesnt stop her from being a b!tch like the poster said below you, going from one guy to another that fast and easy is fukked in the head(if it has ever been a real relationship between Orlando and her at any point- I’m not saying anything because I havent a clue.) and not normal, nor a person who has a heart.

I am just assuming he hasnt a facebook, as surely he would be on Pottsys if he did. I am guessing as Pottsy and jessica hart (yes I searched ages ago for them) didnt have one before.

now you are theone that is assuming alot of things just based on a facebook friends page!
And you call yourself columbo?
hardly.

Again, the friends page was recently updated.
And yes, I do think people can forgive affairs-it happens often.Not saying it is happening here but possible. As said-Jay may be crazy about her or something or feel really badly for the mess she got herself in-who knows.
The pottsy post was only one factor-it was not even close to be the only reason people thought that.

So newslash, I suggest you go back to the drawing board since your facebook revelations don’t mean much at all.

@245
It wasn’t all pr but as predicted a week or so ago in other threads that mght be the new spin on this.
If was all just a pr thing they would have given it up ages ago since they never got good press from it. If it was all pr they wouldn’ have had Orlando be with someone in April that already had a boyfriend.
Its been a pr mess from day one-that doesnt add up at all.

“The only mystery I have is why Carly said all she did, how did they KNOW they would be a couple in the future and why didnt Jay care?? They are the only questions I have in all this right now.”

I think these are fair questions. I always thought that her publicist’s comments last year were really wild, given that Miranda was dating her brother at the time.