Orlando Bloom: Pigeon, I Love You

If you’re a guy, and you’re famous or becoming famous, which would you rather have people believe?

a) you’re a sexual beast who can have any girl he wants (OB’s current MO or image)
b) you’re sensitive and able to commit (OB’s past MO or relationship with Kate)
c) you’re shy and inexperienced (he admitted shyness on TRL with Cameron and Kirsten while promoting E-town)
d) you’re sterile
e) you’re impotent (medical liklihood after he broke his back, impotence would last for at least 1 1/2-2 years)
f) you’re gay (those rumors have been around him for ages)
h) you’re bisexual (same as above)

We have no way of really knowing what his sexual past was or wasn’t, but it sure seems as though someone really cares about what his image is at various times in his career. If he has had as many sexual partners, male or female, as some people seem to think, he has most likely contracted something along the way. Sorry, but every person he sleeps with has most likely slept with others, and so the bodily fluids spread, along with various STDs. Condoms don’t guarantee 100% safety. They do split.

What’s really odd to me is that despite all his alleged relationships and sexual encounters with women, he never really has believable onscreen chemistry with any of his leading ladies. It’s like he can’t or won’t make that connection with them. I’m sorry, but he’s just not believable as a leading man. Eric Bana had more chemistry with Diane Kruger in ‘Troy’ than Orlando did with her, and Orlando was supposed to be the lover and love interest! How is it that someone can get so much press for his girlfriends and one night stands, but he can’t deliver a solid believable performance on film, with or without a leading lady actress? Maybe I just answered my own question.

He hasn’t been well cast in his lead roles, IMO, and I suspect he dropped out of AE because they wouldn’t expand his role the way they did on ‘Haven.’ We can’t always have what we want the way we want in life, Orly. Even money and fame can’t buy everything.

maybe he isn’t believable with is leading ladies, because he has not clue how to project intimacy, He is just used to it being a physical thing and as been since he was a teenager, he doesn’t have any frame of reference for the way love or caring really feels and looks

He is 5′11 for sure because they showed on the pirates extra CD how he was made into a wax figure at Madam tuseau’s and he was a millimeter bellow 5′11. The have to be exact.

I’m having a hard time trying to figure out what’s real and what’s image too. I just want to know what would make him want this kind of Super Lover image when there’s always been the stigma that a lot of hollywood figures have std’s. Herpes being the most prevalent. I’m pretty sure a lot of it is fluffed up just to get a story in the press but even a John or a Jane Doe who happens to be promiscuous can’t escape the stigma that they have some kind of std as a result of their conquests.

Not that i believe he is a virgin but I remember janet Charlton quoting a famous actors wife who had Acted with Orlando and she was quoted as saying “Orlando Bloom was a virgin until he came to Hollywood”.. That was a few years ago lol

and in order of classiest to least~

1)Boz
2) Matty
3)Charmaine
4)randamay

I think that isn’t possible. He has said in interviews that he lost his virginity at 14. If he was into the London club scene as he has said, that is all about who you take home for the night. I think he had a certain naievte about him, but from the looks of him lately Hollywood has sucked that out of him,. He looks jaded and cynical and pretty rough.

Actually when he was asked at a press junket for ET he was told the “losing his virginity at 14″ he was shocked and said that wasnt true. But no not a virgin IMO no way no how!

Bloody pidgeons! I just moved to a big city and those things are everywhere!

I don’t know him, but I know myself, and I have the tendency to adapt different styles and attitudes depending who I’m spending time with. Heck, I even catch myself using catchphrases of my friends and even my accent gets similar to those I often chat with!
BTW when everyone said “why is he in LA when he always said he loved London more”, one of my ideas was that he is working on an American accent. After all, that’s one of the things he was criticised (is that the correct spelling?) for in Elizabethtown.

AAAWWWHHHH HE IS SOOO CUTE HE NEEDS LOTS OF LOVE FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MWAH LOL

i love orlando bloom. he so hot