Jake Gyllenhaal: You Can Stand Under My Umbrella
Jake Gyllenhaal and his personal umbrella holder head to the set of his new movie, Nailed, in Columbia, South Carolina on Wednesday.
According to IMDB, Nailed is an original romantic comedy about a naïve small town waitress (Jessica Biel) who accidentally gets a nail buried in her head, causing erratic and outrageous behavior that leads her to Washington DC. There she falls for a dashing, but clueless, Congressman who searches for the courage to save her. James Marsden also stars.








Older











101 Comments
first
HAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
I WANT ZANESSA NEWS!!!!!
Jake the diva? Hopefully nothing I’ll have to get used to!
oh how I love seeing him in that hat. = ]
He looks good!
yikes.
hmmm Jake and James Marsden together??? Hot Hot Hot.
Aww. Is this another one of those movies where James Marsden is the boyfriend that gets dumped? Sad if it is.
kaye, you just beat me to that comment. hahaha.
cant this fadgehole hold the umbrella himself
lazy b@stard!
It bugs me too when they can’t seem to hold their own umbrellas. Geez!
they’re filming this right by my school (USC). apparently he’s super nice. hangs out around starbucks alot, restaurants downtown, my friend even saw him at the school gym the other day. unfortunately i haven’t seen him yet! and i haven’t heard anything about the other stars. everyone’s on “jake watch” haha.
Some other girls weren’t that lucky, they approached him and he wasn’t nice to them. I think it depents on his mood!
He’s cool. I saw many hot guys on ’sugardaddychat. com’ . Also I saw his profile there. He’s sincere, sexy and honest there. Of course he’s one of the quality men there.
#13, you saw that on Flynet. It’s not that Jake wasn’t nice, he just didn’t respond to them. Hello - he’s working. He doesn’t have time for teens.
Romantic comedy?? I would have never thought he would ever film one.
I agree Kaye. lol It always happens w/ him. James is so cute. He plays like the cute and understanding boyfriend.
I hope Jessica doesnt ruin this movie, it actually sounds interesing.
I have lost a lot of respect for Jake. Hold your own umbrella. That’s what a real man would do.
This ***** is a tool honestly cannot hold his own umbrella. LOSER
He and that hag Witherspoon deserve each other ick.
Lish, I have no respect for you. I bet you are not a real man or woman.
Tool, you are the tool and a loser. That is what happens on movie sets. Check out pictures of other actors in the same situation and they are not holding their own umbrellas.
Homo. Diva.
LOL.
Too. Bad.
That. Shia. Boy. will. Replace. the. Homo. In. one. or. Two. Years.
Mark. The. Words.
ew I just lost respect for him. thats’ so beat. a woman to carry his umbrella??!!
That doesn’t not make it right it is pathetic and sad. A little perspective is in order even on a movie set there are many stars that don’t go along cause it is what happens. Honestly.
Ugh so many pathetic, ignorant, idiotic people posting here. You are disgusting and nasty. Grow up.
Ppl get paid to assist actors on set and it’s their jobs. So shut up.
he looks good, but why does he need a personal umbrella holder…
Hehe, has he been talking to Mariah??
OMG, can´t you see? He was busy with two hands! I am pretty shortter than him (like Reese) but even more I would adore to be his personal umbrella holder head!
How manly of him to let a woman hold his umbrella for him while he sips his coffee. I guess the neurotic diva antics people whisper about are correct. And I don’t care if he has that privilege, its says something about his character that he would be up for that, douchebag,
His father the director Stephan Gyllenhaal help him to work in this film. Or he sleeped with a Hollywood leather to become this place. Let’s see if this film will be failure like the other one hw had made.
More a mediocre lover of Hollywood leathers that they would like to promote…
Ridicoulous!
Ladies, Ladies!
Men like to be spoiled too, from time to time! I don’t mind if they hold the umbrellas…..as long as they are taller….and may be it is some kind of emancipation…..
(I see rotten tomatoes coming towards me…I def. need an umbrella now!!!)
I’ ll be hold umbrela for you, Solaris…
Still love Jake…….
ohhhh..gay gay gay…fakeromance…fakeman
umbrella holders LOL. that movie sounds bad, just from the description.
what a fcuktard!
hold your own umbrella you lazy p u s s y.
some people see a little mole on Jake’s face, then mistake Jake as black. in fact, it is only a sun burn–very normal.
So many idiots here. WTF, you are bitching and moaning and calling Jake names. Some of you really are stupid. That is this woman’s JOB! Jake is not being a diva or a douche. Frankly if you did some research about movies you would know that they do that as standard procedure on a movie set. Ugh, YOU are the ones who are pathetic, lazy, stupid and obnoxious.
resepct is gone. not that there was any considering we don’t know each other but any respect built up based on interviews is gone. the pictures are proof ..diva statussss(:
Jake had very sick fans who now turn to haters.
I would be ashamed as a guy if a women would hold my umbrella while on a walk. Poor Reese!!! Does she also have to hold his umbrella?
What the hell is it with celebs having their own personal umbrella holders?! So what if they get wet! They wont freaking melt!
Explain to me please! So, it is okay for a man to hold an umbrella for a woman, but beware if a woman holds an umbrella for a man? What are men? Donkey - who carry the bags for women? Holding Stick -to take women’s hand if they climb up/down? Umbrella’s holder?
Thanks Ivana, to hold an umbrella for me. I will do the same to you, too.
HE MAKE ME SICK! HE NEEDS A STUPID DUMB BLONDE TO HOLD IS DUMB ASS UMBRELLA! MEAN WHILE BILLIONS OF CHILDREN STARVING IN THIS WORLD AND SOLDIERS DIED EVERY DAY FOR OUR COUNTRY! C’OM ON! JAKE! GET REAL! PUT YOUR THEM FEET ON THE GROUND!
So true, Rse. It is really disturbing to see how so called “fans”, who are really just sick, are turning on Jake. They don’t know anything yet they call him a diva and all sorts of horrible names.
yeah, they want Jake has a MALE assistant. that is what matters. haha
Rse - that is SOOOOOOO true. haha, that is ALL they think about.
Ups mistake i’ll be holding……
This grammar kill me!!!!
sam @ 04/16/2008 at 10:32 pm Ugh so many pathetic, ignorant, idiotic people posting here. You are disgusting and nasty. Grow up.
_____________
Look.
Who. Is. Talking?
LOL.
The man of USA are died. USA had more them 4.000 soldiers whose had died in Irak war whose will give advantages only for a oligarchy.
The man of USA disappear and they have this gays, son of *****, like Jake Gylenhaal when he walks . with a asslicker women whose take a umbrella for him. How humiliate work for a women….Probably she live in a total poverty until she found this bad job.
Hallo USA. It is their Idol this kind of people? They are very busy with their hands and nothing in brain!
Ain’t it sweet to be a MOVIE STAR and have people bow and scrape and treat you like royalty? Sure beats working to earn a living. Standing in front of a camera and pretending is just sooooo cool. Jake’s Jewish of course. Smart choice of profession.
Now if he’d gotten Reesy Witheringspoonbread to hold his umbrella for him we’d know she was ga ga for him. But don’t look now, I don’t think Reesy is into being anybody’s servant. So he has to find some pathetic fatso female who probably does it for minimum wage or less just to be around the GOD Gyllenhaal.
poor pet maybe his tired after a hard night in the sling
ive only heard great things about him too. i passed by him at the usc gym. he goes there alot real late. but i havent heard about where james is hiding or jessica, other then she was at the pancake house. hope i run into james. haha i also noticed hes always getting dumped in movies…geez james, your better then that haha
The king of the cheap prostitute men of Hollywood!
Mick, I am sure you were in a sling all night long, buddy.
What a surprise, Chris you are a racist. Not shocking since you go around changing names and genders to make a fool of yourself.
V, once again you show yourself to be disturbed and vulgar.
Sorry, bet betty, there are people who are better than you.
When stars are standing under an umbrella in most cases they are filming in full makeup in the hot sun and someone is trying to keep them from getting messed up or it is actually raining and they are in costume and makeup and they need to be kept dry.
Jake is in his own clothes (no makeup) walking down a sidewalk.
Please stop making excuses for this obviously spoiled, entitled boy-man.
They’ve changed the storyline, Biel was actually going to play an office worker, not a waitress.
One umbrella two people, who should hold the umbrella? the assistant. Maybe the situation would look so cute in your eyes if the assistant were a man.
Go find a saint who would behave 100% perfectly 24/7, 365 days/year.
Nice to see Jake without that UGLY BEARD of his - REESE The Fake Dumbass!
Mary Camden, no one is making excuses. He is clearly on set and it seems like this is the woman’s job. The only one acting immature, spoiled and like a little boy or girl is people like you.
LEAVE JAKE *SOB* GYLLENHAAL ALONE *SOB*!!!!!!
YOU PEOPLE ARE LUCKY! THAT HE IS THERE! MAKING A MOVIE!
runs away sobbing….
not. Here’s some infor for you. Jews are a religion not a race. Wise up. He doesn’t appear to have any makeup on. If he did, he’d look better. He’s a Hollyweird star, people, as one insider has said, without souls. And of course it figures. They play many personalities and have none themselves. They are empty people who temporarily fill themselves with someone else for money. That is called “acting”.
GO YANKEES!…hope they beat the socks again 2night!…jake what is with the umbrella u DIVO! thats something Michael Jackson has people do for him LAME JAKE!!!
All the haters are here..the fauxmance haters, the Reese haters so what else is new. I’ll bet if a dud were carrying an umbrella all would be well.
OMG so much insanity here. WTF is wrong with some of you?
Love Jake and don’t care what the haters say.
Not
Every children can watch this men at television when he practice sex with butt with another men. He make public sex . He contaminated a Luftansa airplane with the prostitute Reese Witherspoon with secretions of syphilis, blenoragy and others sexual ilnesses.
We can see the most part of actors and actresses practicing pornography at television and cinema.
They invited our house with their garbage and their unhappy life.
It isn’t necessary to respect them.
You asslicker. You will eat escrements in a house of your mother prostitute. The women whose never teach you to respect yourself.
Dirty son of *****!
The women whose take the umbrella show how are the woman don’t have respect for themselves!
They let the man used like a sexual WC or garbage.
There are lot of wonderful medicin whose we can use to avoid pregnance and the woman continuous to be “victim” of accidental pregnance! Like Reese Witherspoon was with her first child!
When the woman don’t like to have a child they make abortion…
Their own children will have the function to be scientist experience in a labor or they doctors throw away in garbage!
The america woman throw away their sons to be killed in war!
The woman of 21 sentury is decadent!
hey v
you dirty son of *****!
polly
You are another asslicker? I won’t have nothing in your life only people whose exploit you.
What absurd this women!
I have never seen any old photography with slaves whose the women take the umbrulla for the men.
The dogs are the once criature whose licker the feet of owners..
This women we can compare only with an animal the dog.
He Hollywood Leathers of the Prostitution Mafia have been working together.
The illegal trade with with slaves and the pedophily are a vevy profitable market. We can sell a drug only one time but a sexual slave or a child we can several times.
It because Hollywood have a pedophil director like Wood Allen whose live with his adoctive daughter.
One day they will make a film like Brokeback Mountains to suport the pedophily…
I will repeat USA is a abandon country with lot of son of prostitutes!
he’s wearing a hat. what does he need an umbrella for? hmm, is he being a diva? just a little bit????
Maybe he doesn’t need umbrella, after all he’s wearing a hat….
Maybe this woman, just want to be with him, that way she is servant so much…. I don’t believe, that he is exploiting her..
I do not see why the weather here is so hot that you need an umbrella. But I still love him! I hope I get to see him before he leaves on Sunday.
What´s the problem a woman holding a umbrella? Come on, I did for a idiot cause we ´d do for a man like Jake!
Probably the blondie who´s holding umbrella received much more than me! And she had Jake by her side!
He´s absolutely gorgeous! I ´ll watch this movie only cause him. Jessica Biel is a little detail in film (bad actress).
What´s the problem a woman holding a umbrella? Come on, I did for a idiot cause we ´d do for a man like Jake!
Probably the blondie who´s holding umbrella received much more than me! And she had Jake by her side!
He´s absolutely gorgeous! I ´ll watch this movie only cause him. Jessica Biel is a little detail in film (bad actress).
This umbrella would be put in his big butt!
He fight with another actors in Jarhead because he was with bad humor at this day.
He fight in studio by film of Brothers because he would like a exclusive person for make up. He fight in studios of Nailed because he would like better trailler, chair etc. like a small child with 2 years old.
He thinks about himself that his ia a men because he had he put his syphilitic sperm in butt of prostitute Reese Witherspoon or another prostitute of Hollywood studios butt .
He was in theater some months ago and he foned all time when the actors was playing to her mother.
V you are seriously sick. All the things you accuse Jake of don’t make you seem any more mature. In fact you seem like one of the most immature people out there. And your obsession with things that have nothing to do with Jake, yet you accuse him of being part of, is psychotic.
I agree totally Anom. This woman is doing her job and Jake is doing his. he is not being a diva or anything else. He is working on a movie.
What a diva b i t c h. First he can’t carry his damn umbrella then he’s being a whiny ass complaining about everything under the sun and stopping the Nailed shoot for the day.
What a whiny little b i t c h! Ewwwww
sam
I complain about every decadente industry of Hollywood whose have only male and femail prostitutes, several directors and actors whose are pedophil and lot of failure film or lot of garbage that they are proucing at present .
Hollywood industry must chose. Or they work for their mafias or to make propaganda for USA government without people in cinemas…Or make something for the people.
Why the Hollywood leathers insist put this men in studio. Their films are failure…They would like make propaganda for someone because is daughter of Al Gore. It isn’t possible a industry with so many loss insist produce with this men…They are taking their money in other places!
There are so many stars in Hollywood, who deserve to be called *****, but Jake is not one of them, so what if he complaining about everything, he has right to complain if something is not right….
He is spoiled, that is truth, but give me a name of just one young hollywood actor who isn’t, and i will be grateful…
Ivana
Every child can see this man when he gives his butt for another men at television. The war film with strip tease with a simbol of christmas in his *****…
And isn’t only his films. Is films like ” The house of yes” where the love history of incest between a brother and a sister from Walt Disney studios. The director homosexual Victor Salva whose was in prison because abuse a boy whose was 10 jears old.
The film “In the cut” with pornografic scene with Mag Ryan…etc…
All these film with themes with adultery.
Last week was a discution about sex for young people in Germany.
Every year the girls would be pregnant earlier. The sexual illness gro up. There are more homosexuals whose took AIDs.
The pornography is an institution whose come from slave market. The young people are more agressive when they practice sex too and worse they don’t know how their own body funtion!!!
Everybody can see that that television or cinemas or magazines whose are coming from USA is malignant….
I sad to you.
USA is a abandon country whose their citizens would be die by war and loss in their economy because they are educated to be prostitute.
The mentality of the people of this country is take advantages of another people. When they don’t kill another people when they are robbing them like in Irak or Kuwait or they have loss with real estate invest . They are on streets to trying to selll yourself like every ordinary porstitute.
I would say that Hollywood don’t make their films for us more. Their films has only one objective. To make propaganda for thier dirty Mafias and the for the governments of USA.
maybe Reese spoiled him a little too much because of his injury. or maybe he is missing Reese badly. and Reese is missing him too. it is so lovely. :) :) :)
Ivana. There may be some actors who start out not being spoiled. I suspect Jake started out that way. But after a while, most, probably all of them end up “spoiled” and egocentric and selfish and off the rails. Jake is probably headed that way since he keeps getting hired. If he couldn’t get a movie contract for, say, three or four years he might come back to earth and be un-spoiled, so to speak. I might guess that associating with a very very spoiled star like Reese Witherspoonbread might push him in that direction. Her self-centeredness and arrogance may be rubbing off on him.
I would think his sister is not spoiled. She in fact doesn’t seem very successful as an actor/actress. From what I can tell she is not doing any movie at the moment and none of her movies have ever done very well. She is in the latest Batman, but in a relatively minor part. I imagine she is completely unspoiled. Desperate for a job in fact.
Chris,
Egocentric and selfishness are Hollywood diseases, just remember the name of party who begin after Oscar, a Vanity Fair. I think….. Look all those actors on red carpet, in evening dresses….
Every hollywood actor, no matter how clean he will be, sometimes shows this side of his personality……
This is so normal, but it is not that healthy… :-)
Oscars, Golden Globes, Vanity Fair Parts in a a bad circus with bad clows …with kg of make up and dress whose don’t represent them.
When we don’t became when we were children good education and principle of relatives we haven’t no more in our life long.
Another thing the mother of this men is a jew ashkenazi.
It is know that the jew ashkenazi are victim of a genetic disorder called Tay-Sachs disease.
2004 the doctors made a statistic …of 10 babies 9 was born with Tay-Sachs occurence among Ashkenazi Jews.
I wouldn’t risk the health of my child with such people…We can’t see the future and if I had retarded child I would take care about them …but say hallo for unhappy I wouldn’t like to do
Well eat my shorts. We now have an assessment of Jakey from La Witherspoonbread. She says he is “kind, generous and funny.” So I guess we’ll all have to defer to her knowledge. I presume it is deep and correct. Jakey is KIND, he is GENEROUS, and he is FUNNY. What more could you want? Well maybe a big **** too, if possible. LOL.
Reese Witherspoon let the director Joe Carnavan and the people wait in studio and because this prostitute must open her legs in bed for another person, she give up to make a film with this director…
Jake Gyllenhaaal learned to be a more idiot as he is with this putana!
People whose like smell, eat **** Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon are the ideal dish or plate!
OMG! that´s language! I can imagine where you come frome….
What kind of whores are you all? Oh right ones with no lives and the ones who are overweight, ugly, have no life, or have aids!lol
Look behind you!
Certainly it´s not a kind of Jake´s fan!
shut the etc up!
I am a kind of person whose don’t like son of prostitute like you!
The invation of prostitute man or female and nepothism of Hollywood get me fed up and the garbage that they are producing too!
It is only an umbrella!!
I thought women want to have the same right, same opportunity, and treated the same, just like men.
So, what is the problem, if a woman who 1). being paid 2). with Jake
was holding an umbrella.
The same rights or emancipation means also doing what normally man does, for example holding an umbrella for a man (man does it for woman).
@V
Hi V! How are you today? Still in the lousy mood because of Jake and Reese? Whom do you like, anyway? Nobody? Shame, I thought you would like me, as soon as you got to know me (lol).
Watch “SOLARIS” the original one. Maybe it will help you.
Solaris i like your comments, you put things on right place, with purpose…. So what if this woman holding umbrella for Jake. Big deal!!! After all Jake seems busy!! It is very hard to drink coffee in one hand, and hold umbrella in other. haha, LOVE HIM!!!
@Hi Iv!
How are you today? Today the sky is so blue here. I can simply sit around on my balcony, without umbrella of course!
Hi Solaris, i am fine, but weather here is not that fine, wind blows, and sky is grey….. Everything look so miserable, i hardly wait for summer…By the end of day i definitely need umbrella, whould you hold him for me, or i must call Jake!!!! ;-)
Call Jake, then I fly to Split! You can have us both….ha..ha…ha
Lucky me!!!!!!!!!!!
@Leigh:
God that’s ridiculous!!!He should carry the umbrella for the woman not the woman for him!!!I always loved Jake but dont you think that’s a little toooo much guys???
Comment and Share!
E-mail to a Friend or share on Facebook, Twitter, MySpace and more!