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Orlando Bloom Joins The Red Circle?

Orlando Bloom Joins The Red Circle?

Orlando Bloom and his perfectly tousled hair shoot more scenes for the starry anthology New York, I Love You on Wednesday in New York City.

Fiji water ad, anyone?

The Hollywood Reporter confirmed yesterday that Orly might be joining the cast of The Red Circle as directed by Johnnie To.

15+ pictures inside of potential Red Circle star Orlando Bloom

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1,732 Comments

# 1

What? No comments yet? You ladies are SLOWWWWW!!!

# 2

If his hair could only look any more finger-running-through delicious and sexy.

# 3

I love the fact that his old bodyguard buddy is back with him.
And I would love to run my fingers through ttat hair. :-)
He looks great!

# 4

What is with your obsession with Orlando Bloom?
Didn’t you already confirm that Orlando was in The Red Circle about 30 posts ago?

# 5

I will just sit back and wait for the hate to fly about that poor little innocent puppy in the picture.

Ha! Frofro, I’ll fight you for that hair!

# 6

@5

Damn! He gets me with that tossled look every time! I say we both just b**ch slap Miranda and both take him at once!

# 7

I hate it when he looks scruffy yummy cause thats about the time that I forget that I’ve already moved past the “crush” stage on the boy ages ago! I hate being reminded that he’s way too yummy!

# 8

Well, based on the rumors, he has enough to go around….;-)

You distract him, and I’ll grab his ankles. Once he’s down he won’t stand a chance.

# 9

Oh my….theres a CSI episode in there somewhere! LOL!

Valeekiita @ 04/17/2008 at 12:48 am

yo soy de chile y me intereza.
alguien me puedes alludar
gracias

i didn’t know that he smokes :(

@ Valeekiita

ayudar? - de que?

I didn’t know he smoked either. Usually it’s a major turn-off, but for him.. I’ll let it slide.

catherine @ 04/17/2008 at 1:01 am

Oh haha I’m letting it slide too. He’s just too cute.

Si qiere saber de que es escrita de Orlando aqui, dice que es possible que Orlando va a aparecer en The Red Circle, pero no esta firme de hoy.

Project Alice @ 04/17/2008 at 1:12 am

Wow another Orlando post, good on you Jared! You know people say McDreamy has the most awesome hair but I think Orlando’s is better. /fangirl moment.

It looks like this segment is going to be a comedy, and he’s playing a barmy character which is something I’ve always wanted to see. The hair is utterly brilliant!

I love that hair too. Frofro, Yup, can I join you? The three of us will burst through the door, do that Charlie’s Angels pose, grab him and go some place quiet… :D

tell him to stop smoking, please!! he is ruining his health!….crazy boy…but i love him…

Another shítty project for Orly!

He is smoking,so what? Smoking kill him less than his gf.
Thank god he is back for work!

Love the touseled hair, and this bit in the movie gets more and more interesting. Just when I think he can’t get any hotter, yum!

creativegirl @ 04/17/2008 at 8:42 am

Okay JARED –

This non-stop parade of Orlando Bloom posts has sunk into my subconcious apparently because I’ve dreamt about him the last two nights and I don’t even like him that much!

#5

It doesn’t look like the same dog if that is what you are thinking.
It also doesn’t make sense that he would have brought him to sit in a trailer all day when he has a home there.
It probably belongs to the person walking it there. Those ugly things are everywhere now. They must be the ‘it’ dog to have. I saw a picture of Giselle with one recently.

#7 I know - damnit! I thought I was over my crush on him too! But he’s just too friggin’ hot. It’s almost annoying how good looking he is! That ******* :)

The funny thing about him smoking is he talks about healthy living, eats organic food, does Yoga then defeats the purpose by sucking on those cancer sticks. He looks terrible by the way. I’m suprised by how quickly his looks faded, like a 4 year span.

I love orly @ 04/17/2008 at 10:00 am

He looks great!
No matter what I love him!!!

I love orly @ 04/17/2008 at 10:02 am

Amiga de Chile yo te puedo ayudar!
Soy mexicana pero el idioma es el mismo! =)

By the look of those photo’s listed above, Bloomy looks like a mess. Now granted it could be for the role but still very reminiscent of the last while, no wonder he got the part!

Nice to see he realized cigarettes go in your mouth and not on your wrist…

kid brother @ 04/17/2008 at 11:19 am

LMAO at the second thumbnail pic. His hair is standing up on his head the same way my little brother’s used to when we’d wrestle as kids. So cute!

seeing is believing @ 04/17/2008 at 11:20 am

Seeing these photo’s remind me of Orlando’s favorite comparison, Johnny Depp.

The hair, the cigarette, the glasses, the I’m too cool, everything is Zen attitude.

Then there are the relationships:
JD
1. Winona Ryder, well known at time they were dating, since faded
2. Kate Moss, unknown at time, now SUPERMODEL
3. Vanessa Paradis, unknown till Johnny and still keeps quiet which is just fine

OB
1. Kate Bosworth, well known at time they were dating, since fading?
2. Miranda Kerr, unknown at time, to be decided
3. ????????

I’d say OB is the Hollywood Machine’s JD carbon copy . He is well on his way to trashing hotel rooms before true enlightenment arrives. Buddha boy though he had us fooled, go smoke another cancer stick you JD FRAUD!

I find it so amusing that people will ascribe so many virtues to someone just because they look nice. It makes me sad that we are so superficial that we automatically think pretty people are kind, wonderful, and good hearted, and ugly people are mean and nasty. I can get by with so much using my looks, that I made a decision not to. When it all comes too easy it can really make a person shallow.

Not that I don’t like to look at him he is very very pretty, but I have doubts that he has all of the virtues attributed to him.
There is an old saying the face you have until you are 45 is what God gave you, after that it is what you make of it, I guess with plastic surgery that may not be true anymore.

I wonder do these people have any idea what smoking does to their looks? I know the model he hangs out with smokes too. It is really bad for their skin, their teeth, their smell, not to mention what it does to their health. People who have smoked for a long time skins begin to look gray and clogged. I guess they don’t care about what it will make them look like, cause they are living in the moment, But some years for now the moment is gonna look nasty. Smoking is a major turn off to me

his look is reminding me of heath ledger

To Puff
I am not advertising smoking or smokelifestyle,but i am smoking for 13 years now i am 30,and my skin,teef and all my look is more that OK,cause everyone gives me 25-27,not my 30 (almost 31 actually).
So let the guy live his life,what ever he prefer in it. He entertein’s us, so let say thak for it.

SIGHTINGS? @ 04/17/2008 at 1:08 pm

What no sightings of him and whatshername? An intimate dinner for two, strolling along holding hands, walking the rat dog, or sucking face. She is missing opportunties here, she better get busy and call some stuff in, or get him out for pictures. They are in the same city after all that means major setups to come.

~Mother Nature gives you the face you have at 20. You get the face you’ve earned at 40.~ That’s the saying as I recall it.

Don’t think Orlando’s going to look good at 40.

It is every one’s choice to smoke, but for someone whose looks are a major part of their career it isn’t a good idea. I have family that have smoked for years and when they get older, the teeth stains, the ugly skin and the huffing and puffing isn’t attractive, It takes a while., but it really does serious damage to looks, and health. When you are about fifty tell me how you look then. But hey it is your choice

Pretty ones never age that well, those delicate defined features really show age when gravity hits. He already has some eye wrinkles. But he has the money for nips and tucks so he will just begin to look very surprised at about 40.

Make me sick Jared, calling chipmunk face the future Mrs. Bloom. She may be using him to further her career but that ho is already married to herself! ORLANDO, ORLANDO LET ME RUN MY FINGERS THRU THAT GLORIOUS HAIR OF YOURS. YOU ARE SOOO BEAUTIFUL!

Where did he call her Mrs. Bloom? That is a bit presumptive I would think. I think she is more of a sure thing than a wife. After all most people don’t want their wife cheating on them when something better for their career’s come along

new thread for miranda bra showing.

I just thought of something everyone read about that sighting earlier this week could that have been a set up by her pr team to make everything seem on the up and up. We could find out they weren’t there to begin with.

I think people have suggested that many times in the threads.
It sounded to perfect and like a pr phone in. Same with the doggie photos at the airport. Its always a possibility with this one.

That sighting earlier this week was definitely sent in by her or her PR. It was the 3rd or 4th sighting sent in to eonline, doubtful a coincidence. And they’re always a little too descriptive, especially if you compare it to the gawker sighting of Orlando alone which was a much simpler description of just him walking down the street. I’m just surprised that it didn’t say something like they “held hands and gazed adoringly into each other’s eyes”. Maybe her PR have seen all the comments and caught on to how fake and obviously planted the last few sightings have sounded.

everyone stay here please lets not go over to her thread, lets not give ehr the attention and give orlando the most for something desevred his work and his work alone!!

#49 to pob
Yeah,i agree with u.Let stay here. No PR for cabbage girl. I posted there and i’ll copy my comment here.
Mrs.Bloom? Hmm interesting and what Orlando thing about it? (I wonder if he even know about it) He said that he want children, but does she want them? They are not good for her career. And even if they’ll marry after b6-7 months of “relationship” i don/t think that this marriage will be for long. Oh i forgot she doesn’t need a hasband, she needs his surname as a lucky ticket. And what does he need?

#49
Yeah i agree with u. Let stay here. No more PR for MK. I posted there and now copy my comment here:
Mrs.Bloom? Hmm interesting and what Orlando thing about it? (I wonder if he even know about it) He said that he want children, but does she want them? They are not good for her career. And even if they’ll marry after b6-7 months of “relationship” i don/t think that this marriage will be for long. Oh i forgot she doesn’t need a hasband, she needs his surname as a lucky ticket. And what does he need?

He would do well to be single for when red circle is being filmed and comes out- he will attract more females then ;) lol

Why isnt this guy single, he isnt as attractive being with a shallow model who looks like a squishy faced baboon!

It spoils the fantasy imo

I agree POB. Now that randa is off the front page keep the real conversation here, not on her thread.
Once this circus ends I think she will fade away anyway.
Jared is the only one that gives her any real attention.

OK, let’s stay.
Let me just say this. I have tried hard to like her, because everywhere in my life I try to see the good in everything. And I was mad when someone called her stupid because I hate how people tend to think that every pretty girl is stupid. As if beauty and brains were mutually exclusive. (look at me for a good example, rotlf) But then someone linked in her interviews on YouTube and my IQ dropped by 10 just from listening to her. I mean, most of the kids of my friends have a bigger vocabulary by the age of six. And then we saw all the media manipulation she’s in sooo deep, and I liked her even less. But now, seeing her hold that bra and try to make it look like it’s something important, I must admit, I feet sorry for her. If that is what her life and job is about, then I don’t blame her for hanging onto Bloom and try to get a bit higher on whatever ladder she thinks she’s climbing.

Just interesting why Jared pay so much attention to her? Evevn telling than she is going to be Mrs.Bloom. I saw a lot of pics from yesterday, there was a lot of fun,a lot of fans but no cabbage girl around!
I lost a link on olove,but there are alot of pics,comments and sightings

he is sexy..

HE IS GORG I LOVE OLLY…..HE AND HIS MRS ARE GREAT TOGETHER!!!!!!TIE THE KNOT!!LOL

Dalai Lama @ 04/17/2008 at 4:06 pm

Okay so I realize the guy can be hot but wow, wow, I can’t believe how much attention is given to this guy.
I admit I enjoy viewing his photo’s and even offer the various comment on blogs he may appear but the sites with forum are like alters to a boy who is nothing but illusions. Did I really read that talking about the fact this guy smokes is a no no? Wow, wow Orlando who knew you had reached Dalai Lama status with some?

#59
Speculating about smoking doesn’t work cause onec he has admitted that he smokes sometimes in hard periods of life or smth like that.
He WAS hot,but now…well i hope his look is just for the role and later he’ll be hot again. Or his look is a result of very very happy relationship.
One thing is good,as a wrote before he is back for work. A real work,where person need to use brains,skills and talent, not just a bra launch.

#Jaded
I understand u.I’ve tried to be objective to her,but it doesn’t work out.

you sound just like me, I wanted to like her too, but that interview about Paris and the pink frock was just so tacky and then when you read her interviews in other magazines my eyes kind of glaze over and I actually feel myself getting dumber. Hard to like someone who has such great opportunties to learn something and decides to stay so dumb. The shippers have arrived at the other thread and are all ready to carry her down the aisle dressed in white. I wouldn’t put it past her to try to force him into marriage by announcing it and hoping he will play along.

I agree that everyone should stay on the Orlando thread.
Just an insight, but Jared seems to have in-side knowlege of these two, because a while back everyone taught that they were thru after New York and Jared kept on saying that they were together. So maybe the Mrs. Orlando Bloom comment is a tidbit that he knows and want to put out there. It would be like –I told you so– kind of a thing. But I think that if he goes to Oz with her for her birthday or any of her shows then they maybe heading in that direction.

Honestly, I don’t think he has insider info.He was given that London tip a while back since she was getting so much heat there but I don’t think that has to translate to he knows about their future.

I think he has hinted that he reads the threads so he knows how to get people going. That sounds more like it to me.

I don’t think Bloom has been acting like a man wanting to get married.
They haven’t been acting that serious at all.

If they do get married think they will invite the three chicks he had in the car with him the other night, maybe the could be like bridesmaids or something.

agreed #62. jared corrected a typo in the MK thread based on comments from readers, so he definitely reads the threads through. He also knows that many people can’t stand the idea of MK being with Orlando, so he puts them into each others’ threads as a wind up. Putting his name into her thread brings the thread up on Google etc. He likely knows bugger all about MK/OB, just stirring the pot to get action on his site. It certainly is effective.

#64
Ugu and also invite her ex bf with whom as she says she laught about the rumors about her and OB in march last year. And of course all his ex and JA and Penelope Cruze,and Sienna and oh my god it wont be a wedding it will be another set up pap fest:)
I hope that Orly is not dump and wont do that kind of mistake

OHNOTHEYDIDNT has the rest of miranda nood pics from that “layed on the floor tits out” shoot urgh she has never been shy has she?

or something? yeah, like part of the honeymoon!

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/22536031.html#cutid1

urgh urgh urgh!! Orlando how could you be with a woman who has shown her body to the world???

Well i saw her bones instead of body and was horrified. brrr

Although what am I saying… of course he must like it, he wouldnt be with her otheriwse would he- duh!!

why is she modeling bras, she sure doesn’t need one.

U know when i was younger i was a little bit nerveous because of mine 34-c (us size),but i guess there was nothing to worry about if a girl who looks as flat a the wall in my room called sexy,then i will look Like Pam Andersen near her. And i guess i figure out what happend to Orly’s wrists, he was harmed by her bones during a hug

@73 ROTFLMSAO!!! Yes, I can picture it.

someone said he was staying at a hotel on 42nd.
Was that posted somewhere or is this person just making
a guess since there was a sighting of him near there?

@ Jaded
Hey,i missed u here. ))

@curious, thanks, that’s so touching. I had some unbelieveably more important stuff to do than to watch these two lovebirds, like giving good karma on Facebook to strangers and level up my main WoW character, those kinda things. :)

#75
I read it somewhere i guess at Olove.

@ Jaded
Well i am here on my smokebreaks during the day,or cause of insomnia like now. I have fun here,cause most of people have a good sense of humer (u for example). i also have more interesting things than theese to. But statment about next mrs Bloom makes me more curious then usual

@curious, well I am here just because I started reading about them maybe in January, and now I just go on reading because I like to finish everything I started. :) This is just a reality soap for me. I read some other gossip two but Orlando is really the only celeb whose story I follow. I hope I’ll get a job soon and then I won’t do this either.

God luck to you with your job searching. Sorry for my mistakes i already wont to go and have some rest,but the downloading of the film isn’t finished yet. Well i have kind of free time at work and on all the breaks our girls collective disscus gossip or make some comics from paps pics. So i am here. This is the most unbeleable “item”

reality tv @ 04/17/2008 at 6:43 pm

Perez has a post today about Heidi and Spence and how they have a relationship with a certain pap agency. Its about how the whole relationship is fake.Sadly, it reminded me of the past couple of weeks. Flynet anyone? I think a lot of people believe it was just for a specific reason and even a specific time period but it still leaves a very bad taste in your mouth. Man, I really hope we saw the last of it. I would like to believe that him with the dog in the airport was all they were going to do on this trip.winding down but still had to have an appearance of together for a while? Maybe even they see how bad it all looked! It really did put them on the level of a reality tv star.

papa lazarou @ 04/17/2008 at 7:22 pm

This is just a saga now…

He seems to like the “little boy/adolescent pre puberty girl” bodies, Kate was the same only worse, so you have to wonder if his taste in these “girls” is pretty damned sick!!

I hear you.. but he stares very openly at womanly buxom breasts and doesnt care who sees him.. wonder if he prefers them large?

If thats the case he must curse himself for having flat chested girlfriends each time then!

nood miranda @ 04/17/2008 at 8:15 pm

Sweet, innocent? My god nood pics?/ He must be so proud of his darling,. God he is a filthy effer!

HUh I bet he ius proud, to go out with a ho you must know what she has done in her past.

He prob w@nks off over them.

Every last shred of respect I had for him has gone.

He is so adorable i love that hair!

yeah till u look into his filthy mind!!

wikipedia @ 04/17/2008 at 9:14 pm

Not sure if the poster that mentioned it the other day is still reading, but didn’t someone say Orlando’s wikipedia site said he was dating Jen Aniston?
I read it and although it only list Miranda in a long list it only says the currently there is speculation that he is dating JA.
Has that been changed or is that was it said a couple days ago?

The Wikipedia page says that it was last edited on April 11th. Anyone can edit the page though.

Brunnerzs @ 04/18/2008 at 3:36 am

I am glad that Orly is working again! But i am angry a little for him, because the cigarette is an unheathly thing! I hope that he know!

OMG
Quotes from the Pink Panties (not gonna type her name) thread:

“There is an interview with Miranda in new WHO magazine. All about Orlando Bloom and their relationship. That’s cute that she respects her boyfriend’s privacy.”

Another commenter:
“Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr says she was not starstruck when she met her boyfriend, the superdreamy Orlando Bloom. “I adore him for him. Not for what he is,” she tells People, which says Miranda and Orlando are both passionate about yoga and Buddhism.”

What happened to “I don’t like to talk about personal stuff”? What a joke she is.

““I adore him for him. Not for what he is.” Sure, Miranda, sure.

The only good thing is that usually when she starts talking like that Orlando does something to let her fall on her face.
We can expect that is 5, 4,3,…..
Can’t wait!

Really, I think she is starting to believe this lie herself! She can do all the talking she wants but Orlando hasn’t given her any public respect at all. You can’t say it just isn’t his style since he stepped up for Kate when she really needed it.
Even if he does go to oz, (cough-guilt, manipulation-cough) it doesn’t erase everything that has been done.

How clueless can Orlando be? He keeps his relationship private and wants that from his significant other. He must know that she is running her mouth to the press. Surely he has assistants and others that keep him up to date on what is being said about him. Doesn’t his mom read all the press about him. Where is his mum and sister in this realtionship.

Whatever. This is the same girl that was saying how much she loved Jay last September.
Ever since I saw the first video of her on youtube in response to the April sighting I thought it was strange how easily she could lie.

Don’t forget Jaded that is WHO magazine which is owned by People.
I wouldn’t be surprised if she is the one that gave them the questions or at least told them the things she wanted to clear up or put out there.
She wanted to deny the Aniston things and tell people she wasn’t using Orlando for his fame. Kind of late for that since she did nothing but sell the connection every chance she got.

It has been refreshing this week to see only pics of Orlando on movie sets and at work. I was hoping that this would mean he was done with the PR blitz but apparently it’s not over for Cabbage Patch. How horribly disrespectful and tacky. Funny, didn’t she recently say that she doesn’t discuss her personal life? This explains why there haven’t been more pap set ups and sightings planted in NY, she didn’t need them since she had new articles coming out discussing nothing else. Whoever made the comparison to Heidi and Spencer is spot on.

I agree Ducati @99, she is making him look like such a fool.

@98 hope you’re right and he makes a statement of his own after this latest round, like he did a couple of weeks ago with those girls at Foxtail.

If we’re lucky she will go to oz and he will stay in NY with the excuse of working -but then be spotted in a strip club or something.

Seriously, with her there is no telling how far she will go. She has lied so much that who knows if any of what she said is true. It’s just a fame game. Get your name in the press and get rich and famous. Truth? not an issue here.
I take everything this girl says just as what she is trying to sell not as truth at all. If Orlando starts acting different maybe I will think there is more on his part. So far he has spoken pretty loudly with his silence and his actions.

well in Feb just after she gave that stupid sweetheart quote he ditched her for the oscars.
Some think they were even broken up at the time she said it since he had just left New York after that weird apartment scene and then her not going to parties with him.

@102 Did Orlando make a statement about the girls at Foxtails? What was it? I never hear anything! haha. Please tell me…

He didn’t make a statement about those girls, being photographed leaving a club with 3 girls was the statement. In the midst of a week in which there were nearly daily pap pictures of Orlando and MK in obscure places (however did they find them?), Orlando went out to a club without his supposed “girlfriend” while she was in LA, knew there were photographers present since they took pictures of him going in, then left with 3 other girls getting photographed getting into a car together. Kind of an actions speak louder than words type of statement.

@ 95
After reading it, it seems like Orly is just using her. Read between the lines - she says there’s no need for anyone to be moving in anywhere. And that they make time for each other when they can.
I read this as b.s. lines he has told her. She’s young and stupid and he knows he can feed her b.s. and she’ll buy it.
That way he can have his cake and eat it too.
He’s not stupid, he’s a man taking advantage of the situation. That is why he dates women so much younger. An older woman knows all the b.s tricks and lies already.

@ 106 - oh, I get it now! Duh, I am slow sometimes! LOL. But yes, I agree, those actions def. speak louder than words. If I was MK I’d feel like a fool after seeing those.
I am sure he explained it all away to her that they were “just friends” through a mutual aquaintence of his and the 3 women… and she believed him.

How much you want to bet that after the ausi trip they’ll fade away .I believe this is he’s last trip with her I also think he will be staying at a hotel also I hope him and jay bump into each other. Iwould love to here that conversation. I also think if we do hear anything about a engagement she will be the one to talk.Anyone remember selita and nick cannon

SYDNEY Airport is bracing for pandemonium on Wednesday when the Aussie supermodel Miranda Kerr jets home with what would arguably be one of the most coveted pieces of hand baggage: her boyfriend, silver screen hunk Orlando Bloom.

He’s been reduced to hand baggage? Well, I guess you get what you deserve, yeah?

@107, I wonder how OB feels to be called MK’s coveted piece of hand baggage. And that the pap fest is already announced to begin at the airport in Sidney. This is getting sad.

BTW the article just mashed up all the sightings without care. They say the yoga class in NY was before the party in LA. Check your facts!

And just a personal note. Did you notice that everytime they mention Pink Panties and OB in Aussie press, they always have a perfect picture of her and a really bad one of him? They never use studio or promo pics, it’s always frowning of wrinkled red carpet or pap pics. What kinda sense does that make?

Jay lives in NY and is probably there now. Not sydney.

I know Orlando has gone along with this so far but hard to believe he is okay with this part.Dang, he must have signed on the dotted line.
This is so obvious that its all about using his name. How can it be anything sincere if its just so crass??

You know what idea came to my mind? I love it how famehoes enjoy being followed by paps and when they have a breakup, they say the media destroyed their relationship. Remember Bennifer? I wonder if these two will ever put the blame on the paps. THAT would be fun. And they’d get away with it, cause not many of us see what’s going on, only who have been following the story all along.

I am waiting for Orlando’s replay or statment or a new interview with HIS not HERS words. I thought that he prefers to keep his personal life near heart and out of press or pr. So why she is the only one who screems that they are in love? Why she is so despered even if he is going to have a trip to OZ with her?
Well people if it all will be true and he really choose this panty girl to be his othe half in his life i will be very disapointed in him and even worried about his pshycological stability

Bloomworth did & said the same things just prior to their break up, but got back together.

Ibeleive that when people say all along she had something on him. He signed something else well as she did you know orlando has to do this,this and this and she exchange the pic and or sex tape. I also think the ausi press will be there when they get there and I don’t even think he’ll stay a week. I feel sorry fo his pr team because they are really going to have to spin this in a different way. I just prayhe get’s away from her before this movie starts

@116 I didn’t know that, thanks for the info.

You’re probably right. Not only will it be the end of what he committed to but I think Orlando can only take this in small doses then he runs away. If he has to spend a week in oz playing pimp you know he is going to flee again as soon as he gets back. Maybe he will stay gone that time.
That’s what happened after NY with the oscars/rumer thing and then again this last time when he went with the other girls. No matter what she is saying I don’t think he is even close to wanting to be tied down to anyone right now.

Jaded. Pink Panties is too nice for her. Why don’t you call her
Dirty Panties instead? For some reason I picture them to be a bit
crusty. It suits her better.

I just noticed something on google that so called report on him going to ausi is gone it might pop back up soon but that is weird.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg8UJiWTgEw

This is so funny, the person who wants her to promote VS shuts her right up, but she is trying to talk about him. Maybe even VS is a little embarrased at how dumb she is

Through out this entire ordeal I have noticed that people who don’t care for her also don’t care for him as much anymore. Whether any of the stories or theories are true or not it does not seem to matter.

I some how doubt that this is the scenario that he or his people were looking for. His name may be out there but it seems it isn’t producing anything positive for him.

Just viewing pictures of these two, the numerous together stuff then him getting into the back of that car with the 3 women makes me wonder who the bigger fool is.

At this point they can have each other and their silly games. Because I am not a fool.

This whole mess hasn’t helped him at all. At least from where I am sitting- I don’t see it. The pr has only helped her get her. IDon’t have much hope that he will change his mind but I wish his people would find that article and be angry. I don’t know if he is ready for an ambush at the airport.
That is a totally different story then a contained pap set up enviroment.

#122
OMG! Every time when i make myself to be neutral to that dirty panties cabbage patch school girl, she is opening her mouth or i see new youtube vid with her comments. I guess when God before give us a birth was dealing the brains, MK went on a smoke break and forgot to take brains.

This is a copy of comment from http://community.livejournal.com/obdiscussion/43634.html?thread=762226#t762226:

Kerr wasn’t star-struck by Bloom’s matinee-idol fame “It was quite the opposite, at least until i got ot know him,” she says.

So she’s saying HE was star-struck by HER?

and i am as much in surprise as the author of this comment

interview @ 04/18/2008 at 1:37 pm

There is an entire page devoted to them in the new people magazine. She may as well be the future Mrs. Orlando Bloom because he is sitting back and allowing to do this, maybe he is in on it to.

I wonder how many people viewed that youtube piece just to see what she would say next about him and not because it was about her? It didn’t take but a second for the VS agent to shut that topic down. I wonder how she reacted to that after the cameras were gone. I noticed that they didn’t quote her bank account either. That may have been embarrassing to say the least.

I just hope that he takes a look around soon and sees what is going on. He obviously has a big part in this which is sickening in itself. I wonder how Johnnie T feels about this. His “leading man” being led around by a g-string. When he gets in his destructive mode he takes it all the way down. I hope he can find his way back. This joke is no longer funny.

they ask her something about Orlando and she starts to answer, cause we all know how she can’t resist talking about their private relationship. and the VS person says “we aren’t talking about that today, we are only talking about the bra” and she doesn’t sound very friendly about it. Interesting that they had someone with her to make sure she didn’t start babbling on about him. I think they coached her for that one interview she had about the launch too. Wonder what they think having an angel who needs someone with her all the time to shut her up.

he must be in on it, otherwise why wouldn’t he put a stop to being made into a fool. if his pr team is in on this, then he needs a new one. he’s allowing himself to be presented as a celebrity, not an actor. which is fine if he wants to stick with the teen idol roles but not the social-impact types of dramas that he said he wants to get into. he needs to take some lessons from the other actors in his age group who are getting the good parts. like Leo DiCaprio, only occasionally seen with his model-girlfriend (who appears in ad campaigns and at charity events and doesn’t seem to need to constantly talk about her boyfriend). or James McAvoy, doing serious roles and in a stable relationship that is not in the tabloids.

wasn’t there a mention of a minder at the HB interview as well?

and #128, yeah, he is way in on it now or at least resigned to letting her do her thing. I think he might not care since he also says all the tabloids are bs anyway so let them write this for a time if it helps her.
I just think he has to work on not being caught with other women for a while. I still say if it was special or important to him he wouldn’t do this or allow it to be done. Anyone who believes this is true love probably thinks Heidi and Spencer will live happily ever after.

In people mg they call her as “Orlando’s Angel”.
Interesring what is inside this article. VS people don’t let the angel to speak because the’re afraid about their image. I feel so sorry abou OB,poor poor naive guy

I think that inside is the same interview as in WHO magazine.

She must really be loving this, I wonder how he feels about. he hasn’t been working for over a year and it sure is a way to get his face back into the public mind. Guess he plays games too. Maybe they will get married and have little cabbage patch kids. Maybe they are both so shallow that they will even be happy, or at least as happy as shallow people can be. They like the simple things and the things that the media tells them are chic. Appearence is what they care about.

I get around... @ 04/18/2008 at 2:19 pm

LOL, as I was reading this, the song “I Get Around” by the Beach Boys came on and well how appropriate, isn’t it Orlando!

Round round get around
I get around
Yeah
Get around round round I get around
I get around
Get around round round I get around
From town to town
Get around round round I get around
I’m a real cool head
Get around round round I get around
I’m makin’ real good bread…

#134
I agree that all this game is good for him to,just to bring back his face. But i still don/t think that the’ll have kids even if he will marry her. Her career for her is much more important than kids. Or even i don/t think their marriage will last for long, he doesn.t look happy with her, he look tired and in need of three girls in a car on friday night.
But all that pr doesn’t work good for him in the country where i live. No one whom i know doesnt want a new movie with him anymore. As we don/t like Brad Pitt anymore.

What does the interview say. People is more main stream than Who which I have never heard of. People mag is more PR friendly, it is where stars go to make all there anoncement. So just curious on how they word the article. Sorry but I didn’t read the who article.

Gee, she is Orlando’s angel, how sweet, I think I threw up in my mouth a little. My god do these people have no pride at all. Now she isn’t the only laughing stock so is he. Any respect I may have harboured somewhere deep inside for the man, just went out the window. They deserve each other, and her little dog too!!!! (wizard of oz) only she is the wicked witch

COME ON PPL! @ 04/18/2008 at 3:45 pm

Read her interview she doesnt say she loves him only adores him, theres a difference, they sound like eff buddies, nothing more nor less, its there in front of you, these 2 are just having fun.. it wont last forever.

I kinda wonder what that fight in NY was all about. I know some speculated that he didn’t like all of the talking she had done. Wonder what his reaction will be to this word fest she has gone on. She has to be shut up at her bra launch, very hard and fast. She is giving interviews to WHO, you know she had to call that in about him going to OZ with her. I wonder if he is fed up with being spread over the tabloids and everyone laughing at him. Maybe we will see a repeat of the NY leave taking. It would be bad if he wasn’t there for her birthday or all this other stuff. Her birthday is Sunday it will be interesting to see what happens

cuntsmacked @ 04/18/2008 at 5:20 pm

UR ALL JUS’ FATTY H8TRZ!!! Where as I prob am the phat one bwhahah!!

“We’re both into Buddhism, and we share those morals.”

I wonder if even has a clue what those morals are? cheating on the man you love, being eff buddies, pimping yourself out so you can climb the ladder of sucess. Please someone tell me those aren’t the morals of Buddhists. They aren’t doing a whole lot of good to represent what they say the believe in with the kind of crap they have been doing.

cuntsmacked @ 04/18/2008 at 5:25 pm

Oh woe is me, my life is so sad that I have to trawl thru places liek this and go apeshiit at people who dislike Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom- I label them all jealous haters because nobody can ever dislike or call anybody else for any other reason, I mean I LOVE every single person in the world and have never said a bad thing about anyone other wise that would mean I was a fat ugly jealous hater too, and of course that isnt true right?? Oh my true colors have shown, I AM LIKE THAT! I AM SAD AND OLD AND HAVE CALLED CELEBS BECAUSE THEY HAVE RUBBED ME UP THE WRONG WAY I GUESS IAM JUST WHAT THEY CALL A HYPOCRITE- OR IN MY CASE A HIPPOCRIT

for god’s sake take your meds

cuntsmacked @ 04/18/2008 at 5:41 pm

LOL I cant take my meds because I am too busy w@nking u lot on dl_anon, I am THAT sad go and look and see how I get ppl laughing at what is said here, becasue I am so virtuous I have NEVER called a celeb in my frickin life!!!!

cuntsmacked @ 04/18/2008 at 5:42 pm

On my LJ, I post pics of lego legolases, and I W@NK you lot!! God maybe I should turn it upon myself!!

LOL, I’m thin but I admit to be a b!tch. And I’m proud of it!
“B!tch is the new black!” (Tina Fey) :)

cuntsmacked @ 04/18/2008 at 5:59 pm

But according to me you is jeluls lady!!! Jellus that Orli is having teh sex and teh buttsex with Miranda!

cuntsmacked @ 04/18/2008 at 6:03 pm

Oh and teh mouthsex and handsex..I forget those out sorry

totally agree. I wonder how he lives with that voice, omg it would drive me nuts. It sounds like it is dripped in sugar and the way she trails of her words. I really would love to know what the chicks IQ is, she sounds about 16.

Well I agree #153, but it does make me wonder if he likes this 16 year old types in personality, intellect and body… I keep getting horrible images that he only seeks out these kind of girls as they are his fetish and he dresses them in schoolgirl outfits and makes them suck a popsicle as he fuqs them..

You know, I don’t think the Aussie accent is very attractive on women. At least MK’s accent is not very appealing. But maybe it’s just her voice…

It is her voice and the way she talks, if she has had any pubic speaking helpi it didn’t take. and how she is just so happy and glad and sweet and everything is wonderful and romantic and I think I am gonna throw up. It is the epitomy of fake. next to the word in the dictionary is her face talking FAKE FAKE FAKE

Myabe he is really into the school girl. The only person he ever dated that seemed like a mature women was Penelope Cruz, and I don’t even think that was real. I think she is gay and they were using each other. Him for someone to have during the Oscars since he had just dumped Kate. Her as a beard.

I have never seen him with a woman it is always a girl. But then I don’t think he acts his age either, I think he is stuck in his 20’s.

Where did the insiders end up? At least they were good for a laugh, you’re totally deadly dull.
You’re like a broken record, you’re always repeating the same crap.
Give me back fun!

@peekaboo @ 04/18/2008 at 8:23 pm

If you want fun look in the mirror.

People are quiet because theres nothing else to say- in a nutshell- he is a trashy shiit and so is she =match made in heaven…

@peekaboo @ 04/18/2008 at 8:24 pm

we keep repeating the same crap because it keeps BEING the same crap.. get it?

@peekaboo @ 04/18/2008 at 8:29 pm

notice you aren’t over on her thread talking her up. Whats up with that, Have you realized that no one wants to post on her thread, The girl demands enough attention, we don’t want to give her more.

She’s fought so long for everyone to believe that she is “his angel” maybe she will realize he really wasn’t worth it. I don’t think he is all that nice of a person, so she may just get dished back to her what she had done to others.

Thats right- he is as bad as she is.

Yet the best she can do is give a description of their relationship that defines “fuqbuddies”… even people who wuv Miranda have come to that conclusion!! hahahaahhaha

poor miranda!! @ 04/18/2008 at 8:40 pm

I actually feel sorry for her, she ia like a hooker who sleeps with her pimp, he gets the sex and she gets the extra publicity, I would hate to be used -sure its mutual but selling sex for something in return is demorallising, I wish you would go back with Jay BB he loved worshipped and adored you, this guy is bad news look what happened to Kate. I beg you Randa- I am such a fan and we are the ones who can tell you the truth!!!

poor miranda!! @ 04/18/2008 at 8:48 pm

Also BB, I wanted to warn you- he has skept with so many women I have heard, you may catch somthing from him- your life and health isnt worth this 15 minutes of fame, you can do it on your own, you dont need him, you are your OWN angel your own wonderful talent, the longer you attatch your name to his the longer this will be harder to break from and do you want to be just known as his “ex” forever more? Think about what you have worked for, dont throw all this away for him- it will end in tears mark my words! I love you miranda and I’m thinking of you, all your fans are.Please dont live to regret this!

Project Alice @ 04/18/2008 at 11:14 pm

It amuses me that she said she was gonna be all private, yet jumped at the chance to talk about him. You know in a way it is sad; it reminds me of when KB had that premier and the first question out of the reporter’s mouth was “Where’s Orlando?” No one cared about her movie or her, they just wanted to know about him. So even if Ms. Panties flogs his name like a dead horse to get more fame, it’s gonna come back to bite her in the bum eventually, probably in the form of people using her to get to him. And you know it is sad when people don’t like you for you/your work, but for who you are dating instead. I don’t see how someone could ever measure up in their own eyes when most of what they get fame wise isn’t because of their own merits. But she’s brought it on herself so…ya know.

@129 thanks for the sound bite/quote. lol VS could care less who she’s with they just wanna sell their product. Too amusing.

their relationship reminds me of Ben Affleck & Jenifer Lopez with the difference that Orlando instead of taking part in her music video will become a start for DJ.

They will have such a show at the airport. I hope that they are wise enough now and will come to OZ on some other day.

interesting @ 04/19/2008 at 4:56 am

He is in NY she is in NY and as of yet there haven’t been any pictures of them together, There was the one sighting that sounded called in. As much as she loves to parade him around as her arm candy I am surprised she has not used this opportunity. She has talked about him enough, made sure there is all the attention to him coming to Oz with her, and I will believe that when it happens, but in a city with gawker stalker, and so many people with camera phones etc no pictures of them together, and according to Olove he is staying at a Hotel. Seems like he wants his space.

I think she is so stupid she doesn’t even realize that she described an eff buddy relationship.

#150
@Jaded
Honey,u stole the word from my mouth. I am also thin and i am proud to be a b!tch. I never denied that! The only woman i am jealous to is Demi Moore.
#166
Totally agree with u. And i am still hoping that he wont go to oz,that her statment is fake.

@curious
The only woman I can think of as someone I envy is Heidi Klum. Not because of her looks or her job, but because of her man. He loves her so much he accepted her being pregnant with another man’s child when they met, and you know not many men would do that!
They are an excellent couple, both having their own lives and carreer, they don’t need each other’s fame to get a contract, and although they do gigs together sometimes, they are still going strong alone in their own profession. They are looking after their kids and keep most of their lives private. That is a picture perfect celebrity family!

very interesing @ 04/19/2008 at 6:50 am

#166
Yep, I was thinking the same thing. The first yoga thing was a very obvious call in so likely never happened. The real sightings never have so much detail. How could one person just see them at yoga, then did they follow them shopping and watch what they bought? When will her pr team learn these basic lessons :/
Plus, with all the sightings of OB smoking he doesn’t seem like he is in a yoga frame of mind right now.

I wonder if they are even effbuddies anymore. The only time they are together it looks like a staged event to send a message. I hope hope hope the poster was right who said sydney will be the last act in this stupid show and then he is free.

very interesting @ 04/19/2008 at 6:52 am

err, meant very interesting.

@158
I bet all the mirrors in your house are well covered. The facts of the matter you’re dead boring wihout insiders. Deal with.

@160
Notice you come to a conclusion about me without conclusive evidence. No suprise it’s like things usually works here. You thought I’m a Miranda shipper just because I don’t say mean things about her. Too predictable aren’t you?

Why don’t you speak just when you have something of relevant to say?

@peekaboo, personally, I now comment here just to annoy you. :)

Jaded probably you’re the only one who don’t have to worry about it.
I don’t think to deserve this kind of regard. Just kidding. ;)

Hey, does anyone have a link to the pics of Orlando and Rumer Willis? I know I am a little late to be asking, but I am always the last to the gossip mill. Too much school work! LOL

Thank you! You know, people may say what they will about us all that post on JJ, but you guys have all been nothing but nice to me! And that’s all that matters! haha
These pics aren’t as scandalous as I thought they would be. And it seems that Rumer actually has a pretty good sense of humor.
So what was the scandal with these? That OB told MK he’d be in Asia, but he really went to these parties without her?
Yeah, I’d be mad if I was MK, but since I’m not it’s kind of amusing…

yeah, no real scandal, just people having fun at a party, but scandalous in terms of the KerrBloom hype (especially considering that the photos were first published in Australia): Orlando showing up alone at the Oscar parties after speculation that he would bring MK with him, that he went to them while she told the press in Oz that he was going to be in Asia (wonder if that’s the excuse he gave her?), and that her spin was that she couldn’t go to the post-Oscar parties on sunday night because she had to work in the morning but that doesn’t explain why she didn’t go to parties held on saturday night.

and I agree, I find it very amusing, but then I’m not MK and my boyfriend doesn’t leave me at home while he goes to parties, events and clubs.

I have heard several people reference Densie Richards in regards to Miranda Kerr. Something like they are the same type of fame whores . What is it with Denise Richards that makes her like Miranda Kerr. I mean I know she seems kind of fake, but is there more that I am missing? Just wondering.

The cows at IMBD are still trying to make some way for it to sound like MK is a sweetie. The newest thing is she is sooooooooo in love she just can’t help talking about Orli pooh. It is a hoot to watch them try some how some way to make her the sweet little thing that loves him so ,much. I guess if they admit what she is and how she is using him, they may have to admit that he is more than likely part of the whole stinky mess, and he is some golden god in their eyes. There are a few over there that would defend him if he went on a killing spree. They would blame the pressure put on him by his fans and the press, because he is perfect. He never makes bad decisions, and every movie he is gonna be in will be a huge hit and his acting is like the best every. there is one soccer mom over there who has her head so far up her ass she can probably see daylight from her throat, myself&i. She is the biggest joke there, well right behind MLF, and someone with the user name rmd something.
They are always good for the biggest laugh.

I was visiting Russian MTV awards in Moscow this days. There was Paris Hilton as guest star. And u know i guess that i was wrong about her,she is quite nice person and she admit that she isn’t some kind of genious. And still when Paris spoke, she spoke without arrogance not putting herself above others and not teaching and also joked of itself. Thus Paris is much more well-known than our Ms. Panties.
Why am i telling this? Cause Paris fame in our country started as she is a daughter of her parents and only then she became famous by her self. And look on cabbage patch girl,now she get fame because of her bf but i am sure that after break up no one will remeber her.

That’s why I believe they wont brake up so easily. I really think that Orlando is fine with her. If he wasn’t he would have let her go. And I thik that they both treat this relationship with some distance and that’s why they are probably happy with each other.

I am wondering if she said the thing about Jenifer on her own or if she was asked. Because honestly, if she was asked about it I think her anwser was quite good she just didn;t have to mention they have the same manager because that was told before.

#179, @ellen
u wrote,that “I really think that Orlando is fine with her. If he wasn’t he would have let her go. ”
Truhtfully i am afraid of that if u are right.

“And I thik that they both treat this relationship with some distance and that’s why they are probably happy with each other.”
I hope that there is a distance, because if not we all will hear a burial,Dead march of Mendelson in honour of Orlando

or a wedding march :P

#181 @ ellen
In my previous comment i men that the wedding will be the same thing as nekrolog for Orly

I think she is the biggest mistake he ever made. He will regret (if he doesn’t already) that he made that first booty call with her and that he is paying the price for it with his career.
She is only concerned with her own career. If she cared about his future she wouldn’t do these stunts. I think he knows that too. If she is anything to him it’s “mrs right now” so he can get easy lays, nothing more.

.

oh right you wrote the MANDELSON march, right.

I don’t know at first I was really against these two but now i kind of think that I don’t care.
If she wanted that much attantion she would have set up many ’sessions’ in NY and she has not. I am wondering if they will really go to OZ on Wednesday and if the paparazzi will be waiting for them there. I guess so.

I’ve read on OLove that Kate Bosworth was spotted in Surey Hills in Sydney (a few days ago apparently). So one can get there without any attantion.

#184
Ellen,
What is she didn’t set those up because he wouldn’t allow it or they saw that doing so many in a row like last time was too obvious?
Wouldn’t you think that if she wasn’t after all the attention she would have stopped talking about him in the press at all?
I think the airport thing you mentioned was her too. The only way they would know the day they were coming in is if she told them. Yes, you can get in there without attention, like Kate did, if you want to. I bet Kate didn’t tell the newspaper to be on lookout.

I’m pretty sure she has already called them in. I don’t view this as a serious relationship and I think the only reason we have not seen much was because for once they were both busy but she still tried to talk to about him. I do think this is one of the biggest mistake he has made. I pray he can get himself out of this and move on with his life. I don’t think this relatioship is good for his health nor his career . I don’t see spielberg or scoreces calling him or any of the other big names any time soon so if I were him I would lay low for a while. Because this bs is becoming an eyesore for his health and his career

I fear if he goes what will happen there. She will be in her home territory and more in control of calling the paps. If he is smart he will take every percaution. I wouldn’t trust her for anything.
Too bad one of the real papers and not a tabloid doesn’t get savvy to what is really going on and write about it. Not many people care though besides the telegraph they only write about her when she phones it in.

@187 That might be the best for him in the long run. If he goes and her peeps get aggressive, he might decide to leave her for good.

Honestly, it’s like watching a train wreck happen. As has been noted, the only way the papers could have known the day of arrival would have been if she leaked it. It has never been Orlando’s approach to announce his movements, so I think it can only have come from her. I feel really bad for him. You know it’s bad when there are starting to be snarky comments on OLove about the Wednesday thing. If only Orlando would wake up and smell the coffee too!

People born on this day:

Hitler
Miranda Kerr

It is a disaster waiting to happen. The airport must be up in arms about this announcement. So many things could go terribly wrong. Whether he shows up or not it is not going to be good. I too hope that he wakes up and smells the coffee soon.
OL is being snarky? Even the loyalists are seeing a different side.

So,according to #194 today is her birthday. Should we wait for sightings,pap pics,statments or new article? Or she’ll wait till wendsday?
Somebody wake up Orlando!!! Please. I hope that IF he goes to OZ he will accidently meet Kate there and she will tell him that he looks and acts as a mess

There are a few comments about how when Orlando met Kate’s parents, it wasn’t trumpeted in the papers, stuff like that.

He looks much more the tool this time around. They were a few years younger then, especially Kate, but now he is a 31 year old man who has this snake of a girl dragging him around like this.He looks pitiful.
It’s not cute or sweet. It just looks desperate, especially on her part since she is defending every little thing that is said, even the Jennifer Aniston rumors which really wasn’t her place to do so.

If he doesn’t wake up I hope someone around him wakes him up . I’m pretty sure his family see’s what ’s going on and will hopefully step in and knock some sense into him

maybe he will this time. She can’t really make threats about going to the tabloids this time since she has been the one making all the comments about how great it was all going. She will be the one looking the fool again.

you are one lucky girl to have orlando to celebrete with

I finally read that WHO article and this made me laugh out loud. “When Kerr started modelling, she says she asked her father, “What am I doing this for? I’m not helping anyone or making a difference in the world” . And he said, “Miranda you make a difference every day just by being you”"

Hilarious! Yeah, just by gracing us with your presence you’re just making this world such a terrific place to be!

The person who said it says on OLOVE that he was staying in a hotel in NY can you give me the link to the comment as I cant find it lol

I think that was daddy’s way of saying “you can make a difference for us everyday by making your mum and I very rich one day.”

That sounds the biggest contrived shiite I have ever heard- in NO WAY is that true, nobody talks like that!! Bollocks!!! She is so trying to make herself sound like she cares about the world and a consience and that she isnt JUST a knickers model, Miranda nobody buys your shiit!
i AM sick of this sugary coated act, and thats all this is, NOBODY is THAT sickly.

LMAO she shouldve been told “You are doing this for yourself as you are a vain little **** who loves herself more than she should , you are doing this because you want easy money sp you dont have to work for a living”

PATHETIC AND ANYONE WHO BELIEVES SHE IS AS SWEET AS SHE LETS ON THEN THEY HAVENT A BRAIN CELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE A ***** FAIRYTAIL!

LMFBAO..

Dont you usually become a model because you WANT to be and adore yourself enough to think you are good enough, lmao she thinks everyone is as thick as her.

Mirandas differnce @ 04/20/2008 at 2:35 pm

Actually shall I tell you what you have done for the world- for the females in it you have played your part in keeping women as sex objects for men, and in doing so making the world a bad place and stopping it evolving where women can be equals, so pat yourself on the back Miranda, oh yes and you too Orlando in giving your young fans the message of “If you pose nood or on your knickers you too could be “good enuff” for Orlando Bloom”, THAT is the difference you have made Miranda, I hope you are pleased.

Well if we look on her statment as she makes us laught each time when she is herself,and as we know making us laught is make our life longer,then yeas that girl changes the world.

Well said.

Orlando is bad when it comes to his girlfriends and the message it gives out to the impressionable young fans, first he was with a skeleton and touched her in ways that was saying he was sexually attracted to her, and now miranda who is always in her panties and poses nekkid at the drop of a hat all for pervy men.

PMSL!
“Yeah Kate so you look like you are dying from an eating disorder, buyt let me touch your ass as I’m gagging it for it love”

Those beach photos made me feel sick, as did the oz sex in the park pics, people said at the time he didnt seem bothered that her crotch was in his face, yet he still had the time to be bothered to be lifting up her skirt and walk around with her while she had her legs wrapped round him.. yeah sexually attracted to a girl who was obviously ill… yeuk and he has buddhist morals??

Don’t be a tool Orlando! They are calling you this girls hand baggage now.
She got the job now make her do it on her own from here on out.

Walk away before it gets worse. Make a work excuse or anything but please don’t show up at that airport like a tool! Does she got something on you?

If she cared about you she would not use a relationship like this, no how no way! That is what any blind person can see.

orlando shoe fetish @ 04/20/2008 at 3:40 pm

Seems he has a shoe fetish according to CLEO magazine.. seems Miranda is wearing shoes that he “likes”.

Always wondered as Maddy Ford kept her high heeled boots on as they had sex.

ewww!! What more info will we get?? How often he thrusts into her scabby, loose ******????

LOL! I seriously doubt it was true anyway. It sure didn’t come from Orlando’s mouth.
It was probably made up, or if did come from her it’s probably as true as her Who Magazine article.

i liked him better with penelope but you people are crosing the line when it comes to miranda calling her ***** and compering her to hitler are you nuts what has the girl done to you?

shoe fetiish? That is smth new! I thought he got a dog fetish,evevry of his gf had one

no one compared her to Hitler. It was just mentioned they have the same birthday.

AGAIN please dont tar everyone with the same brush here!! I for one have never compared her to hitler, I just DISLIKE her, like you yourself prob call celebs at times or dislike them, nobody here wishes any harm on her I doubt, so chill :)

I just read the OK magazine article. Did she take notes from here as to what was discussed? It seems to follow every thread to a T. I didn’t know she was a psychology student.

She wasn’t a psychology student… as far as I know she studied something with nourishing that is why she deicded to write the book Treasure yourself. You can read it on http://www.mirandakerfan.net it is a good source.

Sorry, there are no results for “http://www.mirandakerfan.net/”
I clicked your link and this is what I got.

isn’t that funny? She responds to everything to a T.
Then of course she says it doesn’t bother her. lol.
I wouldn’t be shocked to find that the shoe fetish comment was her too since people made fun of her ankle boots last week. She has to give a reason for everything- even if she has to make one up.

Sorry forgot about double R

randa has ugly feet. If he is telling her to keep her shoes during its to avoid looking at those toes.

was it nesesary to say that her birthday was the same day as hitler ? it was like look with whom miranda shares her birthday anyway dissing her wont chance the fact that they are dating and you cant change that

Who says we can change that fact? Nobody is trying to!! Geeze some ppl get het up over nothing!!

Who CARES that they are effbuddies ahem I mean “dating”? They deserve each other, and I mean that most sincerely, hooker shoes and all!

@224 Honey, this is a gossip blog. People come here to be b’tchy about celebrities. If you can’t handle it, don’t read it! Go to OLove, they have a fan thread of her saying oooh, she is loooovelyyyyy.

Do you have a link for the shoe fetish article? It sounds like she has been busy calling stuff in again.

“The shoes that made her score Orlando”? Is he an effin prize now? Well, at least not hand luggage!

Seriously, this kinda behaviour gives women a bad name. This is what my male friends are afraid of. A possessive gf that will trap and use them. And I used to say they are just paranoid, but the female tactics I have witnessed make me understand them.
I am embarrassed. I remember some years ago when a friend of mine suggested that if I want my bf to marry me, I should get off the pill without telling him, he’ll “do the right thing” when he finds out I’m pregnant. It made me throw up in my mouth a little and told her I’d never do that to the man I love, but she admitted that’s how she got married! Honestly, that’s awful. We are no longer in touch.
I’m not saying MK would do something like this, but I am still sure that a woman in love will NEVER use her man in any way. Never. In. Any. Way.

irish lassie @ 04/20/2008 at 5:34 pm

I so agree with you Jaded- as usual lol ;)
It is a funny thing for a mag to say, why bring Olrando into a pair of ugly shoes that she wears??
People keep saying she isnt using him and if she is he knows.. but NOTHING can excuse the fact that she is answering questions that are asked of her- she doesnt have to, all she has to say is “I’m not talking about that” simple as that. To me she is having the time of her life being connected to him, I have seen women like this all thru my life, and it sickens me.
I’m not saying Orlando isnt aware, maybe he thinks shes worth it- who knows, I would just have thought at 31 years old, he wouldve realised that he needs to grow up!

did you see that quote over her picture in the WHO magazine
“if I am smart about it I can set myself up for life” Well we know what is important to her don’t we. And she seems like she is using him for all it’s worth to set herself up for life.

I wonder if that interview in HB when she flashed that picture around on her phone was a shot over the bow at him. Something like “see I do have pictures and if you don’t fall in line and help me get my self set up, they next one that they see won’t be so innocent. The more I read about her giving inteviews that are strictly about him and their relationship the more I gotta believe she has something on him. I don’t think any guy would put up with this unless they were being forced into it. I agree with you Jaded, she makes me embarrased to be a woman.

He probably gets the big picture of what she is doing/has done but he might not be aware of every little thing she says to the paper.
I guess its possible that he has someone check the info. for him though.

Don’t worry, she will go on for a while but she always makes an massive a-hole of herself. He hasn’t stopped her yet but he sure hasn’t gone out of his way to not let her look like an idiot.

People in hollywood gossip and talk way more than any old blog and posters. I’m sure they’re all hip to this chic and having a laugh. She better milk it why she can because I think her days as a celebrity girlfriend are numbered.
Don’t forget the only real steady gig she seems to have is DJ and that is only oz based, not international. VS is still only the low end stuff and not that often. When orli dumps her this time she will fade for sure.

sad shippers @ 04/20/2008 at 5:48 pm

Well over on IMDB, people are making excuses for why the articles are just about Orlando and not her work, they are saying that she PROBABLY DID talk about her work but the magazine just didnt print all that bit…I mean LMFBTCAO!!! Now if that isnt making excuses for the bint I dunno what is. I doubt a magazine would cut all that out. And they say we make up excuses toi dislike her lmao!!!

She has him with something. It’s either a serious guilt trip or some sort of pictures or news about him.

This is NOT normal relationship behavior!

lol, but those people are few and far between and getting smaller in numbers everyday. Even diehard fans at olove and imdb are saying it’s too obvious to ignore now.

@233 Yes, one is almost in love with her, saying how intelligent she is! I almost fell off the chair reading it. :)

@234 Totally agree.

I had to bring this post over from the other thread. This sounds like something Miranda or one of her friends would say. It really shows they way they view relationships, that they are something to be used to get ahead, and mean sod all about love and trust.

“News flash: Lots of women love Orlando bloom and any girl he dates people are going to trash regardless of if the woman deserves it. One more news flash : If I was dating someone and Orlando bloom came along and wanted to date me you bet i’d drop the other guy. So fast you’d think he was heavy. It’s terrible I know but i’m honest about it. So ya the whole dating someone else when she met him is kind of a no no, but give the woman a break she’s got eyes and she’s not a saint.

You don’t know her so why trash her? Did she run over your dog or something? Steal your man, (if that’s it get over it he’s a movie star your chances are not even)

I could say she looks sweet but looking and reality are two different things. The bottom line is I JUST DON’T KNOW HER. So i’m not going to gush over her and i’m not going to waste my time tearing her apart either.
it kind of makes me feel sick.

The last thing I have to say. Yeah we understand she’s an underwear model. Cookies for your bright observation. We also all hopefully understand that he is a guy for the love of God and the woman is hott and he isn’t doing anything every other guy does. Since when was he running for saint hood? The point is He knows her, she for all we know could be great and he loves that about her and yes the fact that she’s gorgeous probably hasn’t escaped his notice. Get over it. He’s certinally good looking enough he can have who he wants.Sorry it’s not you but don’t be so lame about it.”

Well, newsflash: I don’t date anyone I don’t love. If I’m in love and Orlando Bloom comes along, I don’t even register him being around. When I’m in love, there is only one man for me, everyone else is just part of the landscape.
That is what I have to offer and that is also what I expect in return. I expect not to be tossed aside when another woman with tighter ass or bigger breasts shows up. And the best way to achieve that is to have something more to give than good looks.
Yes, some guys are interested in hott bodies only, but those are also the kinda guys that never got a second date with me.
Gotta have standards. It’s the little thing that makes the difference on the s!ut -> chick -> woman -> lady ladder.

“She has him with something. It’s either a serious guilt trip or some sort of pictures or news about him.”

Normally, movie stars & celebs sign non-disclosure or confidentiality agreements to maintain privacy. That type of contract would be designed to protect the privacy of both parties.

(CONSPIRACY ALERT! CONSPIRACY ALERT!) If the relationship is mainly pr based with some friends-with-benefits ‘cookies’ on the side, then it stands to reason that a pr contract of some kind would have been signed. If Orlando and Miranda have such an agreement, then they may have their own personally agreed upon ways of handling things. IF, and I said IF, Orlando or Miranda didn’t read the FINE PRINT, then one of them may have screwed the other over. IF, and I said IF, that’s the case, then the screwed-over party may be getting even. That could be Orlando with his passive/aggressive behavior or Miranda with her and her peeps blabbing to the press. IF there’s a contract, it’ll expire when it expires. If there’s a clause or loophole in it for both parties, then they have a way out.

If Orlando feels manipulated or guilty, he’s the one who has to fight that feeling and not allow other people to make him feel that way. I can’t manipulate you or make you feel guilty unless you allow me to. Once you see what I’m doing, or trying to do, it’s up to you to call me on it and force the issue out into the open.

If Miranda has some photos of him that she’s using to blackmail him or pressure him, that would be in violation of the non-disclosure or confidentiality agreement that KerrBloom (hopefully) signed together. If Bloom was a bloomin’ Bozo who didn’t read the fine print or ask key questions, he’s an idiot. He’s had plenty of time and experience to learn from past mistakes.

Same goes for any ‘news’ about him. Signed agreements would and should keep her fat mouth shut. as well as damaging pictures out of the press.

Miranda can try to play her cards right all she wants and be “set for life” all she wants, but if she plays her cards wrong or fools with the deck, she could end up making some powerful enemies along the way.

As Spielberg once said, “All it takes is one stupid mistake to put an end to your career in Hollywood.”

I tend to think that could apply to modeling as well when there’s so much competition. Pretty girls are a dime a dozen.

I think everyone, including Orlando, knows where kerr is on that ladder.
The very very bottom.
He’s just paying his due and he is out of there. I can’t believe he liked being referred to as her carry on bags. I wonder what he will do next?

good points but that’s assuming that it started as just a pr thing and therefore papers were signed.

Its likely that there was some sort of dating but when he ended it she got him to stay on-at least in a public way-for a few more months so she didn’t look like the pathetic dumped hardly working girl that she was. If it was just guilt there might not have been anything signed.
If it was a threat to talk then it may just be that she has the goods and will give them up when he does his part.

Mirandas version @ 04/20/2008 at 7:44 pm

of events is this…

They met about a year ago thru mutual friends
They have been dating a few months (since Jan? would that be?)

My questions are these, lets say she was being 100% on the level (just humor me lol) Who is the mutual friend that introduced them and where did this happen? So did they fancy each other from the off set? Was it just one sided (orlando fancying her)when they met yet she dumped Jay months later why? When they “just hung out as pals” before dating, was Jay hanging with them and if not why not considering the rumors?

There is a lot that doesnt add up with her version of events. I can understand that freinds can turn into lovers, sure.. but WHY were we getting “not a couple -YET” by Jays sister as early as April 2007 (and right thru until December last year) when she was STILL with Jay what the eff was all that about??

Seems perfectly clear that MK and JayBrent’s sister were scheming from day ONE. That’s the reason I think this whole thing is a sham and won’t be shocked one bit if when it’s over MK is back with JayBrent. I think Jay was in on it too.

When the OLove ladies start to descent, you know something is wrong! lol.

I’ll admit that I didn’t fancy KB either but I’m surprised how anyone who didn’t like KB can fawn all over MK when everything they blamed KB for, MK is doing ten fold. With the WHO interview, if that had been KB talking they would have set her on fire, especially over at IMDB. Why does MK seem to get these allowances? What makes her so special?

Is it because it’s pretty obvious that MK and Orlando are just buddies who screw, so it’s okay for her/him to pimp out the relationship for press, while O/K were supposed to be real (love) and therefore it was worse? Call me kookie but using someone else to get ahead doesn’t seem right whatever way you try to dress it up.

does he care @ 04/20/2008 at 8:58 pm

With all of this stuff that is coming out I have to ask the question, Does he really care? About himself? As others view him? About her? To have her on the front of CLEO mag and to state it was a pair of shoes that got her OB. I mean, that is all it takes to get him? Not sounding to good for you OB. They both look/sound pathetic. Why haven’t we heard that he has signed that contract yet for that movie?

Whatever happens between them, to his career, to her career, they both are going to get what they deserve. Starting with each other.

other sites @ 04/20/2008 at 9:18 pm

At sites I have visited lately, there are plenty of people questioning MK’s motives. Especially with this Oz visit announcement, I think people are getting that she is using him for all he is worth.

oh yea, I totally think she had it planned out to turn on the charm and get him. He probably did come on to her at the vs party dec.06or whatever. I wonder if she told him then she had a boyfriend or not.

He’s probably hip to the real her by now so I’m not worried about that. I think show is almost over. I think Orlando has his limits and as usual this chicy takes it too far.

Everything this girl does turns around and bites her in the azz. She just doesn’t have the class or savvy to really make it. It may look like it for a minute but I think she will be a flash in the pan and by next year people will hardly remember her. I also don’t think she is well liked in the industry. Remember, last fashion week all she did was that cheesy Rock and Republic show that got horrible reviews. So what if she keeps the tacky DJ job for five years. She still doesn’t have a lot going on in the US. If people don’t like here there isn’t much Orlando’s name can do. It’s probably why her pr team is so agressive right now, they know the clock is ticking.

I think it’s more like– fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. With KB they hated her and blamed everything under the sun on her and Orlando got out clean. Now the same thing goes on, yet amped up and now they don’t see the forrest for the trees. To admit it’s happening all over again is to admit something is “up” with OB, that for some reason his official relationships with women are staged and false at their hearts.

I’m with you 100%. I would hope his limits don’t include being her show pony in Oz but I fear that might be the case.

we got a couple of days yet. Any chance he might grow a pair by then?

Doubt it. He is being led around by a pair of panties.

Mirandas version @ 04/20/2008 at 10:05 pm

B..but dont you know she doesnt know how to handle the press- THATS what it is!!! She is an innocent who knows not how the evol magazines work!!

Excuse after excuse, are these blind MK lovers being paid in fuqs from Orlando because they are going way OTT to make excuses, and lame ones at that as to why she comes across as a famewhore, when simply, and more likely- she IS just a famewhore. But Oh no not Miranda because Miranda must be something out of a disney cartoon if Orlando is with her,, why dont they wake up and smell their gushing incontincence pads that actually Orlando mightnt also be their prince charming they thought he was also. Like attracts like, and I dont think Orlando is all sweetness and light- and hell why should he be he is HUMAN!

Those thick Imdb cowhags get my goat!

i hate those lot, there are a couple of them who just fight with the ones who dislike her even a smidgin, their version can only be the right version, everyone else is wrong, because they see no harm that mirandas publicist was pimping a relationship between Orlando and Miranda even tho said publicists brother was living madly in love with Miranda at the time! They somehow cant explian that one, just brush over it saying she needs a new publicist! hahaha turn a blind eye huh?

Miranda can only be the sweet angel because she simply cannot be anything else, becasue all women who orlando has to fuch have to be angels and wonderful women who only speak the truth even though she dumped Jay and ran straight for orlando, even though she proclaimed him as the “love of her life” 8 weeks previously!
They dont even mind the fact that she has maybe become a buddhist for him- saying that theres nothing wrong with it as she may have been into it before him anyway!!!

Oh yes she can only be the most wonderful woman in the world after all Orlando has known her for a year and in that year prob spent about a few days and a week here and there thru that year, so of COURSE he must know her inside out and know all her intentions towards him cos hey in all that time he must know every aspect of who she is yes? Wow! He is so perfect a man that he can only like her because she is like him- perfect- of course he could never be the type of guy that may not care about who or what she is as long as he is getting his coch sucked when he wants, becasue Orlando could never be or have a less than perfect way about him!!

b…bu.. but.but,you see, she just needs learn not to answer those questions about Orlando.Poor girl is hounded by questions she doesn’t want to answer. lol. How about she needs to learn to not phone in quotes to her favorite rags.
I hope she goes to the tabloids when the spilt just to shippers try and explain it all away.

quote-”Oh yes she can only be the most wonderful woman in the world after all Orlando has known her for a year and in that year prob spent about a few days and a week here and there thru that year, so of COURSE he must know her inside out and know all her intentions towards him cos hey in all that time he must know every aspect of who she is yes”..unquote

I agree I was with a man for 3 years, I had found out that he had been sleeping around behind my back, yet I had no signs whatsoever, he had even proposed to me, he had told me he believed in failthfulness has his father had cheated on his mother and he told me it had scarred him. so he would never do the same, I found out via some friends that he had been sleeping around with 2 other girls, when I confronted him about it he sneered to me that I deserved it and I was pathetic, this was like a different man to the man I had known for THREE YEARS, he had never been anything but wonderful and loving before any of it- I dont think you can know someone unless you have been with them for a hell of a lot of years. I’m now happily married to a wonderful guy and have been for 10 years. So alls well that ended well LOL

Poor Miwandah, no pap pics. for her 25th birthday? Funny how her official site still has her 23. LOL.

As it’s today I don’t believe there would be any until tomorrow but seeing how she told OK magazine her mumsy was cooking then I suppose that was a cover for why we won’t get any.

no pics please @ 04/20/2008 at 11:11 pm

I hope that we have seen the last of them together.
That is what I hope for her birthday.

I didn’t have the stomach to read it. What did she say about her birthday? Did she say or imply he would be there as well?
I have a feeling they didn’t spend much time together in New York also, so yes, that was probably a cover since you know she would have liked to go out and have it “innocently captured” by the paps.Best to hide inside so it can’t be proven Orlando wasn’t really with you.

She is really taking this fantasy island thing a bit too far. Who does she think is buying this crapola?

Non-disclosure/ Confidentiality agreements can (and possibly should) be signed even if no pr is intended, planned or involved. If an actor/celebrity uses an escort service, for instance, non-disclosure agreements/confidentiality agreements will be signed to protects the ‘clients’ and the service provider and staff.

I think it’s up to Orlando to protect himself and use his brain to do his thinking instead of his groin. Every actress and model should be considered slightly suspicious until he gets to know them and their intentions. If they’re not interested in using him or hurting him, signing such a document shouldn’t be an issue. If it is, that should be a red flag for him. IMO

If Miranda is smart, she’ll be very careful about what personal information she reveals to the press about Orlando. Smart actors and models are very careful about whom they stab in the back and whose toes they step on. She’ll be little more than another ‘Maddie Ford’ - who by the way got a mere $50.00 for her story about Orlando from “Globe” magazine. I know because I actually have that trash tabloid somewhere. The coupon to send in with your ’star story’ is still in the magazine, along with the $50.00 offer. Yes, I’m serious.

Cheap women are cheap. I hope it was worth her while to let the public know that Orlando may not have much stamina in the sack, along with the details of both of them being totally drunk at the time. She doesn’t seem to work much these days, does she? Has she gotten any television shows or good roles in films? She’s basically a flicker in a candle flame, isn’t she? If Miranda is wise, she’ll learn from that example.

“Loose lips sink ships” was an expression during WWII. Loose lips can also end careers and make major and powerful enemies. Don’t know what else to say about the situation. Orlando has probably had enough sexual encounters over the years - encounters that have NOT ended up in the press - to know how to handle some things. Logically, his publicist has given him sound advice on what to do and not do, and when to talk and when to keep silent.

I also think its unrealistic to assume that Orlando doesn’t benefit from this ‘convenience’ with Miranda, as he has no major films lined up, no real work prospects that are definite, and no reason to do press interviews as a result of that lack of work. So, he needs his publicity and his photo ops and pap shots, too, and Miranda makes him far more interesting to the tabs as part of a beautiful celebrity couple. They both benefit, each in their own way.

So mum is still around,huh?
Kind of interesting if they are having this hot romance that she
has been hanging in the states with randa since at least right before
the Ducati shop. Maybe her not living together comment was a cover for her staying with her mom at the cm.
That kind of adds to the theory that its all a showmance since then and mom is around for support through this. She wasn’t too happy just a few weeks ago. I bet they pass the vodka and take turns writing those fake sightings and quotes to send the press. “Keep on singing, don’t stop singing, you’re gonna be a star one day.”

There is a new interview with Miranda on youtube. (a fox intreview). She seems very nice and guess what she doesn;t mention Orlando! I guess she read the comments and finally understood how to play the game.

She said her mother was cooking dinner and according to the mag wouldn’t say if OB would be there and also when asked what he was getting said something like she didn’t know and hoped a lot of surprises. Amazing how one minute she spills all and the next plays coy.

HAHA, or maybe it was CYB in case he was spotted out with more women again on that day.
It’s looking clearer all the time.If they are a couple and he was in town no reason he wouldn’t be, unless……..

Agreed. Much clearer with every passing day. Anyone not seeing it is either thick or in denial or both.

I don’t see what the big deal would be considering how she’s confirmed they’re dating and given a whole interview that has appeared in People magazine and it’s Aussie sister publication WHO. Why not just simply say she’s spending her birthday with her mum and boyfriend.

exactly, that should be the most simple and natural thing to confirm, but yet she couldn’t .The only time they have been seen together since after New York was in very obvious set up times.

now if there isn’t photo evidence of him out with other people she will call in some version of her dinner party no doubt. Wait for it!!

Man, I hope this whole story comes out in the open.

Yup.

You know it, a sugary sweet story about how her mum cooked her favorites for a small gathering of close friends, welcoming OB to the fold. They’ll mention how she glowed and how happy they were and they kissed and cuddled right in front of everyone and he gave her a gift worth xyz amount right before they left for the airport to start their media circus in OZ.

Anyone catch the US WEEKLY write up of the museum photo op? They said OB and MK made out right in front of her mom. Who behaves like that?

lol. Well, her mom does strike me as one who would like to watch.
Rumor has it she is living through her daughter.

But seriously, how would anyone know that unless of course they were told. Told by who? Miranda naturally. Which means its all bull and part of the circus show. If it was the paps that saw them there would be photos of it.
Shouldn’t she be embarrassed at least a little bit?

Oh, I am sure it’s all bull meant to make them sound like a hot couple when it’s as fake as my hair color. It all comes from Miranda’s camp, herself or that crazy b!tch who is Brent/Jay’s sister.

Embarrassed? No way, she’s one of those girls that believes they’re a princess ‘cuz daddy told them so.

I hope this charade ends soon.

She should drop it soon. The longer she carries this on the greater the chance of it all coming out and leaving her looking the biggest laughing stock in hollywood in a long time.

Let it go Miranda, stop digging it deeper!! Walk away!

That is the danger for her. I think those that worry she’s got something over Orlando forget that despite his waning popularity he is still part of the biggest most powerful PR firm in Hollywood and if they wanted to they could crush MK like the bug she is and she would never get work in the USA again. Maybe not never, there is always Target…

She flip flops from one interview to the next. So obviously she does know how to conduct herself when it comes to talking about him.

I remember a youtube from about a year ago where they asked her about him and it is the last part of that vid that has defined my definitiion of her. She said something to the effect that it got her name in the press and that it’s all good. Or something like that.
Then Carly with the “yet” comment. First impressions are hard to let go off. They usually define a person.

Once someone lies you take everything they say and do as suspect.
I think they have shown that they read here and then adjust accordingly.
It’s been pointed out that most of the sightings were called in and if they were real they would have very little content and Miranda wouldn’t be reconized. Well, what do you know. Now there is a sighting with Orlando having lunch with a no name brunette in New York Mag. Funny how since Orlando is suppose to be around her he gets spotted all the time but yet can go weeks in LA alone with nothing. I have no clue if he had lunch with her or not (probably not) but at least by the time this thing is over Carly might have learned a few things about PR. She should really think us!

Ha-meant to say Thank us!

birthday article @ 04/21/2008 at 11:55 am

Her mom has been here with her for a while. I get the impression of two scheming women determined to wrap him up trussed and ready.
It is going to be hard for her to say they had a romantic birthday together when it is a dinner party with her mom there I wonder how he feels about her mom being around all the time, I bet he has used lots of excuses to stay away from them.. She really coverered her ass, not saying if he was going to be there, but then she had to hint around that he would be getting her presents. I wonder is she was trying to hint that there might be a ring coming her way. Even when she acts like she wants to be discreet she can’t help but get his name into the interview. As far as what his mom thinks, I kind of wonder if they have had a disagreement. He hasn’t been home for any period of time for months (and it wasn’t like he didn’t have time) the only time she has been seen with him was at his cousin’s show. There was no mention of his family around the holidays, except for his dad being seen with him after Christmas. I would think it would be awkward to have them both there at the same time since his dad is married to someone else. That hasn’t been any sightings of his sister over here either. I wonder if they have tried to tell him that she is bad news and it pissed him off.

Some of those cows at IMBD seem to think that if St. Orlando even touches something then it is sacred. He is perfect so of course he has chosen the perfect woman, and everything she does is perfect. And if someone disagrees or points out the total way she is using him, then those people are haters, don’t want to talk about anything but how awful Miranda is, and they are just cluttering up the place over there. They ignore that the board is to discuss him, his life, his work, and his girlfriends. They just decided that anyone who doesn’t love her wouldn’t like any girl he chooses which is such a crock. What scares me is at least one of them is married with a kid, so how can she act like such a teenager.

LOL!
Let them be. It was recently posted there that Orlando is smoking just so he can be in character for Red Circle.
You just have to laugh. Nothing else you can do. Just remember that those groups are slowly fading out.

There’s a little blub in a magazine that he had lunch with an unknown brunette. I bet, if it was her, that that comment put her knickers in a twist.

Orlando’s mother, if you paid attention, comes off as a typical stage mother, she talks to the press about him as much as she can. She would probably approve of this.

As for him seeing his family I can’t recall very many sightings with his mom, sister, father over the years except when he was at a premiere. I doubt people would recognize his sister. For all we know she’d be called a “pretty brunette”. There’s been no stories at all about what OB did for Christmas. His family could have come to him for all anyone knows. But anyway, as far as his family seeing him since it’s not being used for PR I wouldn’t worry about it.

They’re completely ridiculous at IMDB. Laughable fangirls.

yes, I remember that. I made it into the paper, so it’s all good. Doesn’t matter why, as long as she gets the PR, right? Her current quote in WHO is another gem. Something like, as long as I’m smart about it, I can set myself up for life. Charming.

re: his family @ 04/21/2008 at 12:22 pm

hmmm i wonder if rather than him having a falling out he’s ashamed to be taking part in this phoney showmance and won’t involve them in it.

lol I saw that, smoking just for the movie. Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.

Because in the original movie the main character smoked the re-make has to have the lead smoke? I don’t see the logic there. It’s not like he has forgotten how to smoke so why would he need to prepare? Why fill his lungs with nasty stuff months before he starts shooting this movie and still, has he signed onto this movie yet?

I looked over at Olove and there are hardly any members participating over there, and even they have delicately mentioned they are getting a little tired of all the press with her, of course then they immediately said they do adore her, but they would prefer to see just him. when even the ones who worship at his alter express a tiny bit of unhappiness you have to know that the whole fandom is pretty well fed up. There will always be those few who will not see reality, but I think it is more because they can’t stand being made to look like fools for supporting this whole thing, and saying how wonderful she is. When they make excuses about her being so ignorant with the press, and the magazines are just printing the stuff she says about Orlando and not the really smart and good stuff she says about her career, even they look desperate. So here is a shout out to texas, malfoy, myself&i, etc at IMBD. What will you do when you have to eat your words? cause you guys are looking alot like fools now, even mlf is doing a little backtracking. I have to wonder exactly how stupid these chicas are.

How right you are sad effers!!

How many MORE excuses, I mean look at that Icarus and texas on there, going OUT OF THEIR WAY to make excuses for Miwanda, its rather funny seeing her running after people saying they are wrong anf they are right, as if they know the full story and thats how it has to be, its so bloody pathetic, and like someone posted here last night, he has “known” her a year and in that year only saw each other bits and pieces, so how the eff does he really KNOW her- answer- he doesnt!!

re: Olove, one of the girlies over there LOL’d at OB being called a hand bag. It’s not funny. Not funny at all for someone who fancies himself (and his fans fancy him) as a mega star. To be reduced to some famewh*re’s accessory? That’s degrading and shameful and makes OB look like such a fool and a loser.

Yea on OLove there are a few girls who try to politely say they aren’t amused by the actions of Miranda.

I have just checked it out and there’s an interesting conversation in Kate Bosworth thread!

Funny thing is is that Icarus HATED Kate in the day- how frickin dare she stupid cow!! HYPOCRITE YET AGAIN! So what gives her the right to get so effed that people are calling her “devil incarnate??” Stupid b!tch She called Kate a lot worse in her time!

That’s what it is, excuses. Them pitching fits that the “haters” don’t know the “whole story”? I got news for them, neither do they. They are coming up with a positive spin as surely as they believe “we” are coming up with a negative spin.

It is a good point. You can know someone, even date someone, for a long time and never really know them. It’s quite possible OB doesn’t know the real MK and vice versa.

Come on now, what you expect from a TWENTY year old who says this>>>

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I posted that I like Hannah Montana/Miley on my LJ, and the abuse I received for that! From my own friends! Mostly, they were just taking the piss, but still… I’m a uni student and I’m 20, and I spent most of Good Friday watching the Hannah Montana marathon on the Disney Channel
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She sounds 12!! HANNAH MONTANA!!!!! BWAHHBWAAHBWAAH

i dont particulary like miranda but it’s his choise but kate was dating another guy like 5 minutes after they broke up making him look uninmportant i mean she just was aout of a 4 years relashionship how do you do that and when he went to austrialia to meet her there was a cirkus so she isnt bettr then miranda

Well she is because I do believe it was Orlando who deicded to end this relationship. She told once (for Vogue I think) that she met James when she was totally broken down and he really helped her a lot. And she fell in love with him.

So I wouldn’t say she was cheating on Orlando. I guess Kate needed to feel kind of secure in that relationship and probably was a little bit too demanding or so.

MWAAAHHAHAHAHAAAA
When someone at *OLove* says (copy+paste):
“It’s just a way of life you choose to lead. There are bigger and better actors than him who can keep his life very private.”
… then you *know* there is something wrong.

“i dont particulary like miranda but it’s his choise but kate was dating another guy like 5 minutes after they broke up making him look uninmportant i mean she just was aout of a 4 years relashionship how do you do that and when he went to austrialia to meet her there was a cirkus so she isnt bettr then miranda”
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I agree but thats what angers me, I disliked KATE she went from one man to another- dont forget she dated Matt then about a month later was with Orlando- Miranda has done the same thing, she hung out with a man she KNEW was after her for months even her boyfiredn Jay was asking questions about what was going on, and she dumped Jay in september (even after saying only a month before Jay was the love of her life) and got with Orlando a month later, so its very similar,people seem to forget that thats 2 girls that go from one man to another who he has gotten with.

At least she had the decency to end one relationship before starting another. Miranda makes sure she has the next one primed and ready before she dumps the old one.
I agree though that I hate women who can’t seem to survive without a man, and must have one as soon as the old one is over. It proves they aren’t confident about themselves and having a boyfriend is what makes them feel like they are ok. That is one reason I liked Jennifer. She has dated since Brad the *******, but she doesn’t feel that she must have a guy on her arm to be a valid person. I think that Orlando doesn’t have a clue that there are women out there who don’t believe that a man is an absolute necessity and they feel good about who they are and what they do without one, and only enter into a relationship because they have found someone who enhances their life, not someone who validates it.

Whoa who posted that??? Ohh I know it’s from the KB thread right? I think this poster isn;t very Orlando freak, she usually has some NOs.Not good, not good…the saint place destroyed..lol

I couldn’t stand Kate and Miranda is worse. So much worse she makes me look back at Kate and think Kate was actually a lot better than I thought at the time. What kills is the people who hated Kate with the white hot heat of a thousand suns who now come up with every excuse in the book to explain the MK situation. The same kinds of excuses they laughed their as*es off about when give for the Kate stuff. If Kate briefly talked about OB while promoting a movie they’d let rip with the worst sorts of insults (myself included as i said couldn’t stand Kate). Now they sound exactly like those who thought Kate was peaches and cream. Hypocrisy sux.

I’m not up on all of the details of his and KB’s relationship, so humor me here. . The official release of their break up was in September of 06. Who is to say that is when it really fell apart? Even B/J had what looked like a wonderful holiday days before they officially went their seperate ways, so anything is possible.

I am certainly not a MK fan. She means nothing to me. And I agree, if this is what his choice in a partner is then so be it. He’s a grown boy and has to live with his choices. I don’t feel that he gives a very good impression of himself these days. Whether I agree or not with how he conducts his personal life means nothing. I don’t have to participate in threads that concern him if I so choose. But I do cause it’s fun.

I just hope that he grows up and takes into consideration all that is around him, his family, his friends and his work and makes good choices based on those things that are important and not on a pair of boots or pink undies.

I saw those and others. OU even has some great post if you can log on as I think its private now. It’s really on every OB board now and those in denial are very few. No one can really deny it anymore. It’s sad what has happened and this piece of shiete doesn’t care what he looks like as long as people know her name. I assume its official he is going so that will be one more nail in his reputation coffin.

Some tabloids called Orlando “the perfect accessory” when he and Kate dated. I think it was when he attended one of her premiers.

Icarus_Malfoy is only twenty, she acts like she is such a know it all. I guess someone who is only 20 can’t be expected to know much better, the ones that get me are the Texas one and the myself&i one, I know she is married with a kid and she acts like a thirteen year old with a huge crush. I bet her husband gets tired of hearing about St. Orlando.
So Olove is getting restless, wonder how the mods will handle that. They have so few people that post now, they can’t piss them all off cause then they wouldn’t have a web site. Maybe that is his plan piss off all the fangirls and old cows and then build a whole new fan base. Thing is there aren’t that many who are really interested in him anymore and having a big fan base is what gets the movies. He should have done what Leo did and taken small indie films and built a rep as a good actor, instead of going the heartthrob route.

When my male friends say things like “women are like monkeys climbing a tree, they won’t let a branch go until they grab another”, I usually tell them off but when I see the likes of MK and KB going from one guy to another like this, I feel like I was unfair with my friends.

@jaded
I always like what you have to say. I think it is more of a problem with women who are very pretty, but have no other talent and aren’t very intelligent All they have to rely on is their beauty, and they use that to attract men. If they don’t have a man, that means their beauty must not be working and since they don’t have anything else going for them they get desperate. I think that is the kind of women he has always dated. He seems kind of shallow to me and the most important thing to him is to make sure that there is a beautiful woman on his arm. That is why he ends up with Kate’s and Mirandas. There are beautiful women who are also intelligent and they don’t need a man to believe that they are talented.
I am considered pretty by my friends, but I also go to school and have a brain. I go without a boyfriend sometimes, because I am pretty choosy about who I date. Women like Miranda don’t really care much about the man’s character they are more interested in if he is considered a catch, because if they can get him then that raises their own prestige. It is sad when the only thing a relationship means to these people is if they think they have nabbed someone that everyone else wants.

Maybe when he gets older, he will learn there is more to a woman than simply beauty and he will learn to look beyond just the face and body to see the character inside. Brains and beauty can and do go together, but women like that won’t settle for just a pretty face, they need to have some depth too, and I am not sure he does.

I agree wholeheartedly.

I KNOW people keep making the comparison to Leo, but he is a good comparison for Orlando, esp as orlando has admitted he wouldnt mind doing what Leo has done with his career.. Leo has also dated TWO models, now Leo is an A LISTER, Orlando, is not. more like a B/C lister at most! So will someone tell me how Leo and Bar have less pap pics of them going on? In fact the ones yeserday was just them 2 riding a bike, but none of them together, and they are first pap pics I have seen in MONTHS- Now a lot of the shippers say that Orlando gets stalked because of “who he is” and “he is dating a model”.. so going by their logic why isnt there pap pics of Leo (surely as he is a list he is stalked more so??) everyday for over a week like there was of him and Miranda??? Think about it shippers, the answer is staring you in the face, and if he is doing set ups- how much can she mean to him- really???

http://platformlaunchaction.blogspot.com/2007/03/selita-ebanks-is-desperate-for.html
Interesting, comparing her to this other VS famewhore, It sounds the same doesn’t it?

wow! I hope that will help a few more people see how using relationships is not uncommon with these tacky ho’s. She saw Orlando as a ticket to fame from day one. Now its just a matter of if its just guilt or does she have something on him? What made him give in again? At the Motorbike shop there was still tension as he wouldn’t even be in the same frame with her.

WOW!!!

That DOES sound spookily familar. My god… I wonder if that IS what Miranda is pulling? You just never know do you?

See stupid men who are ruled by their cox, pathetic, they deserve all they get too and then wonder why they get used by these slluts of women!

I would say this sounds TOO familar to me and it shows you that this kind of thing does happen- this so needs to be posted over at IMDb

Exactly. And also, Bar Rafaeli and Giselle Bundchen (sp?) have dated Leo (and now Tom Brady) and don’t talk to the press about their bf at all, much less CONSTANTLY. Surely MK has been coached by publicists for her recent round of interviews and knew how to avoid talking about Orlando, and yet she did unless the publicist cut her off. Talk about unprofessional!!!! I doubt the VS people are thrilled that she distracted from their bra-launch publicity with her own agenda.

I wonder if she is so ego-centric that she thinks that anyone is impressed with her famewh0ring of this relationship, or if she’s being realistic and knows it’s not going to last long and is trying to milk it for all it’s worth.

Orlando and his PR should take note of Leo and how he is conducting himself as an actor, not a celebrity the likes of Heidi and Spencer. It’s really reducing his credibility and won’t help win him serious roles. Wouldn’t such a big PR firm have interns or admins who monitor what’s being said about their clients? And wouldn’t they pass on how negatively the KerrBloom PR-palooza has been recieved? I mean, if the worshippers on OLove are talking about how obvious it is and know that bigger stars have managed to keep their personal live out of the spotlight, then it has really gotten bad.

I doubt it would make much difference to the ones who are so deep into denial they can’t find bottom. They would just say it didn’t mean anything. I think others would find it interesting though. It does sound almost like a mirrior of what she is doing though, maybe she called that old VS model and asked for pointers,. Funny thing I have never even heard of that girl, so hope that is what happens to Miranda

im an orlando fan i think orly has a lot of those he stared in two of the bigesset tiloges of all times plus i think troy and kindom of heven leo dosent make that money at the bokes office and regarding his relasionships all i was saing is that kate used him too just a remander she is no better than miranda kate should have made it on her own given she is an actress who started in some sucssesful movies yet people i dont know why dont know her so mwhy people should regonise miranda whithot orlando given she is just a vs model?

“I wonder if she is so ego-centric that she thinks that anyone is impressed with her famewh0ring of this relationship, or if she’s being realistic and knows it’s not going to last long and is trying to milk it for all it’s worth.”

i think she has been told all her life how pretty and special she is and she just can’t comprehend that not everyone believes it. Pretty girls like her are a dime a dozen, but I bet she thinks she has them all beat. The overly done smile, the sugary sweet voice and the cute coy attitude has always worked for her, and she is sure it still is. I think by next year no one will even remember her, or if they do it will be that werid faced girl that Orlando dated for a little while.

@303 You know, my problem is that it’s not even entirely her fault. I am a mother and when I see kids at the playground I am amazed how many moms are emphasising their daughters’ beauty and nothing else. I thought we live in the effin 21’st century! Women have more than plenty choices to prove themselves. Keep tellin’ your girl how pretty and sweet she is, and she will concentrate on being pretty and sweet. Parents must encourage their kids to find other talents and remind them how looks will just fade away with time. Or else they will try to look 20 in their fifties and go to a plastic surgeon thinking good looks will get them anything they want. I have a daughter and I make sure my girl will be smart, strong and have an inner balance.

I wonder will he be done shooting in time to make the grand entrance tour to OZ. Wil they blow horns, and have a red carpet, and all of the ladies in the ladn will line up to look at the beautiful people, while he and Miranda smile and wave graciously, just like the royals, you know that is how she has it pictured in her mind, she is probably dreaming about it all, and how everone will see how pretty she is, and how she has caught her self a celebrity.

I think we, me included have been raised in a world where women haven’t had to fight for their rights like they did in my mom’s day. It is because she and my grandmother were involved in the women’s movement that they did with me exactly what you are doing with your daughter. They told me how smart I was, and how I could be anything I wanted, they pushed education, and achievement and setting goals. They made sure I realized my life was in my hands, and I shouldn’t rely on some guy to provide for me or to validate me. Celebrity like Paris and Brittany has taken over, and that is what girls want to grow up to be, and you are exactly right, that is what their mom’s are teaching them.

@313 Yeah, and probably thinks that people not standing in line to see them are “juss fat jellus cows”, lol.

@314 You know what’s funny? The person I owe my self respect as a woman is my father. He told me that a woman will have to work twice as hard for recognition because men don’t think a lot of female brains. He also told me that women make the world go round and anyone who says differently is a liar or a fool. :) I love my dad.

Do I smell sarcasm?
“She’s not only one of the prettiest things on the planet, but she’s also dating a cutie as well. Orlando Bloom is her latest squeeze and she just goes gush gush gush whenever she’s asked about him. Those poor Angels, life is rough, huh?”

http://www.bestcelebgossip.com/2008/04/21/miranda-kerr-launches-victoria%E2%80%99s-secret-latest/

She is sooo deep! @ 04/21/2008 at 4:19 pm

Just found this quote and had to LMFAO!>>

“put some panties on! i really don’t think there’s any excuse for not wearing underwear.”
-Miranda Kerr

Yet she has gone without her bra quite a lot, and what is the excuse there hmmmm???

Oh yeah AND her panties in those nood pics- she is a hypocrite lol!

It is really funny, because I remember a quote that Orlando said I wish I could think about exactly how it goes, but it was something to the effect that it would be funny if everyone dated up in Hollywood and then there wouldn’t be anyone left to date, That sounds like he is well aware of how those in the lower strata use the ones higher up to climb. It is funny to me because Hollywood celebrities are well known for their democratic tendenacies at least politically, but the sure don’t practice it much, They believe they live on a higher plane than the rest of us, and even within their community their are circles. A list, B list, etc. You would think that people who go on about the underclass and helping them would be less snooty, but I think they are the worst, almost as bad as NY society, which can be dog eat dog.

she will always be asosieted with orlando now she is now just orlando bloom’s girlfriend after trying so hard to make it on her own whe and if they breakup she will be just his ex and fade away i can’t se her and her team be so trealed about that contrary as an orlando fan i see this as a win situation for him as he hasnt been in a movie in a year now and he is seen by most people as the lucky guy who got a vs model

Just saw that icarus_malfoy LJ and she has icon of Miranda, yet normally she is into Gay sex, lmao!! Maybe Miranda reminds her of a man and thats why she gets horny over the 2 of them together? hahah Weird chick is also into Gimps bwahawahaha urgh!

Miranda reminds her and others that Orlando’s not gay. That’s why they like her. Two fake girlfriends is a trend they can’t face.

Urgh, I looked too… incest also?? That is sicker. How can you find the idea of incest a turn on? It is AGAINST THE LAW!! This chick shouldnt be allowed on the internet, urgh!!!

Here is the gen on one of the ones icarus is a member of, I dont care if they are only characters, it is STILL the idea of incest that obv is a turn on and that is SICK and DEPRAVED>
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Name: Sirius/Regulus Incest Community
About: Most of the Blackcest corner of the fandom seems to be taken over by the sisters, and although it’s fantastic femmeslash is prominant in part of the fandom, it makes it a little hard for those of us that just want to read about Sirius and Regulus. This community is to help group together fic and art just featuring the brothers. (Oh, and dicussion is welcome, too…)

Please head all fanfics and fan art with the title, your name/pen name, rating, other characters/pairings (if any), and any warnings (other than slash and incest, of course). Any and all NC-17 material needs to be locked to the community! Thank you!

@321+ 323 @ 04/21/2008 at 5:07 pm

The gimp thing is a photomanip thing lmao!!

But yeah the incest is pretty yukky!! well..more than that.. I dont get it either

I was over at Olove and they mention that Kate Bosworth was spotted in Oz. There are a few articles cirulating that she thinks of the place as a second home. For christmas Miranda claimed that Orlando was going to be there, but more interesting Kate was and got all press that Miranda was going to get or wanted to get. Now that Miranda leak that she and Orlando would be arriving on Wednesday and would be at the event on Saturday, anyone think that Orlando would still go. Some claimed that he didn’t go for christmas because Kate was there and the media in Oz loves her. Now she is in Oz again at the same time that Miranda plan for Orlando to be what will happen this time around. They have being very quiet in New York which is why I think he is going to show up in Oz. Maybe kate would make an appearence at fashion week in Oz, she does have the ck and coach contract to promote.

I think it is up for grabs if he shows up. I can see him using the still filming excuse. Or unfortunatly the scheduling didn’t work out. I have a hard time believeing that his PR people don’t see what is happening and wouldn’t let him know what a joke he is going to be to people if he decides to go. But people like him and Miranda live in little bubbles where nothing really bad ever happens to them, so they, or at least he may not realize what this is doing to his fandom, and his integrity.

Like Ioan & Usher @ 04/21/2008 at 6:08 pm

I’ve been reading your posts and wondering if the elflady or kabloom sites are paid for by Orlando himself. Like Ioan Gruffudd or Usher? You may have heard how those sites went down the tubes when people started to criticize. As for Ioan Gruffudd, his career also went down the tubes at about the same time that his fans found out that he secretly funded the site. Orlando probably should realize that you can’t destroy your fanbase without another group of fans to follow them. Otherwise, no one will want to see you in anything - movies, tv, commercials, etc.

When I heard that Kate was in OZ again I thought it was kind of funny. I would hate to think that he wouldn’t go to OZ because Kate is there. That is a bit childish but is very funny. Could Kate steal MK’s thunder? Again?

About ka-bloom, it is an interesting question, I know Orlando has given messages to the fans over at ka-bloom more than once, and his mother knows about it because of the Lori V fan who is the go between for his mother to the fans on there, would be interesting if he did fund it secretly because that is the ONLY place you cant talk about his private life or pap pics, so therefore I can see Orlando being more than happy about that, so who knows it is a possibilty, but what is HILARIOUS about that board is its been dead for the last 4 or more months, even when there was BAFTA pics the posting was nothing like it used to be, makes me wonder if most of his fans havent jumped ship and grown sick of the man he is. Cant think of any other reason.

It’s the same 15-20 people on several boards. Usually, if they belong to one, they belong to the others. However, you want lots of activity, try a JD message board.

Things that make you go hmmm.. @ 04/21/2008 at 6:34 pm

Perhaps the Elf lady is his mum???

A whole new perspective brought to the game, which has Orlando one strike away from the end.

I, for one am glad to hear it, the bubble needs to be burst and Buddha boy has some owning up to do. His 31 not 21, time to be a man!

Do you think his pr people even care anymore? I seriously wonder. They must know Orlando has allowed himself to be blatently used this way. Maybe they can’t stop him? Must be one serious guilt trip if he lets her take it this far. He looked absolutely miserable at JFK with the dog, which in my opinion was another set up. There might be a slight chance he was able to get out of going but I wouldn’t count on it. I hope if he does he looks as miserable as he did at the airport. Show that passive agressive side again!

Of course his PR people care. He pays them to care. LOL. I think tha aside from the negative talk here it’s not damaging him to the general public. People still think he’s dating Jen Aniston, LOL.

Fcuk passive aggressive. He needs to grow a pair and not go.

Orlando's fandom @ 04/21/2008 at 6:45 pm

I have been in his fandom for 6 years and I have seen it be in its prime, to it falling apart like now. Amazing how I used to see literally HUNDREDS of different posters on forums, gushing about him, drooling over him, being excited about his work= now I see a handful- literally, the same posters posting on different forums - and the magic has gone most defintely, of course this happens in ALL fandoms in time, but I have never seen it happen so fast, this time last year people were still raving about him, now its a virtual ghost town, I really think he has had it, he can make as many films as he likes, prance around with a famewhore of a model all he likes but the facts are- he is finished unless he can find a whole new fanbase ASAP- he has about 30-50 fans left on the forums that I have always visited, .

Tune in soon @ 04/21/2008 at 6:46 pm

I think another V-man cover is on its way or wait perhaps a People cover stating, yet another fallen star, is Orlando the next Heath?!

A strung out, high as a kite, I don’t give a flying f__k Orlando is on his way. Tune in soon!

Thats interesting.

I think that it is definately connected to him being “connected” to Miranda, I know that sounds far fetched, but it has went downhill for him since around last October, if not- that is a huge coincidence :/

@ Orlando's fandom @ 04/21/2008 at 6:51 pm

It’s true, it’s in sharp decline but I don’t think it’s all that sudden. And I don’t think it was ever as big as it was imagined to be. Even at the height of his popularity his fandom didn’t help him carry any movies. (See the failures of KOH, ETOWN). As for what he needs to do, you’re right, he needs a new fanbase. This sort of fanbase never lasts. He was a teen idol and it happens to all of them, their fans get older, they get older. And unless they find an image that works they fade away as he has done. Is it all over? I would never say that because so many actors wax and wane and make comebacks. Who knows, TRC could be it for him or maybe some other project. What he doesn’t need is a famewh*re sucking the last bit of his failing stardom dry leaving nothing left for himself.

I agree. When he was doing the play up until last september, everyone was loving him to pieces, all the pap pics the fan encounters, it was really busy and everybody loved him, soon as he stopped and went back to LA thats when it all began, to be honest it was October -you are right as I’m sure it wasnt around the same time as the crashand he had been with Miranda again, so yes October would be spot on.

Orlandos fandom @ 04/21/2008 at 6:59 pm

@337

Yes I do agree that they didnt help carry his movies, thats correct.

Thats what I meant- if he carries on like this with her then I think he will have troubles being respected and making the comeback.

I meant to put it was around the same time as the crash and being with miranda lol

I agree. If this goes very mainstream and anyone actually pays attention then it will do damage. Right now I still don’t think anyone gives a d*mn. LOL.

Walking away from the crash made all the people who are somewhat into gossip but don’t check every detail turn away from him. His name got tarnished there and since then it keeps getting worse and worse.

Like Ioan & Usher @ 04/21/2008 at 7:30 pm

Thanks for your answers about those kabloom and elflady. I was just curious because those sites seem a little bit too contrived for reality. Usually celebrities pay for sites or pay for google hits to make themselves look more popular than they really are. Anyone can set up a site and say it’s anonymous or just a bunch of fans, etc. Anyone can also figure out how to increase google hits to make himself look more popular than reality. It was funny on a recent episode of the Kardashians the other girls even made fun of Kim saying that she was paying someone to do google searches in order to make her show up on the most searched list. Who really would be searching that much on google for Kim Kardashian? Same could go for Orlando or Miranda. A PR firm could easily have a bunch of low-paid interns sitting at a bunch of computers repeatedly searching on their names.

If you don’t follow Orlando or aren’t a hardcore follower of gossip then it’s likely the only places you saw anything were the entertainment shows and magazines which in large part reported that Orlando wasn’t drunk or high and the paparazzi were to blame. He got away pretty clean in the mainstream and for casual fans.

Funny you mention PR using interns. Check this out.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/04/are-pr-interns-trying-to-keep-save-nina-garcias-job.php

If you think PR firms, celebs, don’t go to these blogs and comment and “fight the good fight” you’re wrong.

It is damaging what is left of his fandom, and that is all he has at the moment to get capitol for doing a movie. Interesting that to get another lead he had to petition an Asian director. If Red Circle doesn’t do it for him, then he may as well pack up and move home. It isn’t smart to lie and decieve fans, they don’t forget easily, and what is different from him and Leo (who many compare him to) is that Leo actually had talent to build a new fan base after the teenage fit was over. I haven’t seem much evidence that he has that talent, since he has pretty much taken the easy road with blockbusters, and the very few indies he did, did not do well, and he stopped doing indies after his Pirate’s thing took off. He didn’t get awful reviews of his play, but the weren’t great either, it was more of a so.so type thing. That won’t carry him very far. I think Miranda and the whole mess has drug him down. It started with cheating and that never bodes well for things. I think she has him by the balls, and for some reason he is letting her squeeze them pretty tight. His Mom does keep up with his fans, and I am surprised she hasn’t clued him in, or maybe he just doesn’t care. If that is the case, she must be a fantastic lay.

Agree with you about the way he handled the car accident situation and how that may have turned many people, including fans, off him. But I remember some fans getting turned off way back in Aug ‘06 on Jay Leno when he talked on tv about Kate peeing on his foot. Something about a sea urchin sting. Many people didnt think that was respectul to Kate. I know I didn’t. The pictures in Oz - totally pap set ups - back in summer ‘05 were also a major turn off to a lot of people. They looked soooo fake.

^^^
That is amazing! I always suspected it was done, and that would TOTALLY fit with the palm springs sightings only posted on Perez.. Its hard to know who is real on these places anymore :/

that is interesting, I always wondered how he came out so high on google searchs. He isn’t that big of a name, and except for a while right after the first pirates he wasn’t as huge as many others in Hollywood. I think he was A list then, but he isn’t anymore.

Remember that dinner he had with Leo and Miranda was with him. I could see her embarresing him badly. Leo strikes me as fairly intelligent and I bet she was as dumb as a post Maybe that is why he doesn’t take her to events or parties, she is an embarresment to him. He comes across as intelligent in his interviews, whether he is or not I don’t know, but at least he can play it for a while. If they started talking about heavy duty stuff I bet she was clueless.
I hate the way her voice goes up at the end of every phrase or sentence, she sounds like she is always asking a question. Confident women don’t do that,

@jaded +347 @ 04/21/2008 at 7:56 pm

Also I think it was the “inappropriate grabbing” of Veronica Taylor that gave fans an insight to how he can treat women in clubs.. that is never going to sit well with any female fan to think their “gentleman Orlando who respects women as if he was their father” acted liek this in private situations. It kind of made them relaise that what comes out of his mouth about women was a pile of doggy doo doo’s.

@344 - The crash news was on the front page of Yahoo and BBC’s entertainment site too. I know that because that was the time I first started searching for news on him. That’s when I set my first google alert on his name too, lol. So people who are not that much into gossip have heard about it too, and commenters made sure the video footage is just a click away. I know reports said he was clean, but ordinary people who were flooded with celebrity DUIs in those months all went “yeah, sure”.

twisted mess @ 04/21/2008 at 8:04 pm

There’s many things that are frustrating about this whole mess but the one that stands out the most is just how intensely selfish she is to do this. She sees dollar signs and her own future. She couldn’t care less if has a negative effect on his career or not-if he is viewed poorly by fans or his fellow actors. Just as long as the spoiled brat gets her name in the paper. I don’t for a second think he is in love with this thing and possibly even has great resent ment toward her. It must be guilt or manipulation because there is no way he doesn’t see that anyone that cared about him would not do this to him.

Like Ioan & Usher @ 04/21/2008 at 8:06 pm

No one should be surprised at the PR tactics that are used on a regular basis by celebrities who don’t have anything else to promote but themselves. I would bet money that Orlando has used the paps and the press to create the current image that he has whether people like the image or not. IMO he has done the PR setups for a long time (probably his whole career but mainly after he had the money). I think he didn’t get caught because he knows how to act ticked off just enough at the paps to make it seem that he doesn’t like it. Some of setups are too obvious to be just-caught-in-the-act moments. I think he has wanted to present himself as a womanizer and a ladies man for some reason. Either to set himself up as a potential leading man in movies or another unknown reason.

interesting points. maybe a womanizer rep is better than a gay one.

@348 I was thinking I should write to Perez about the JA/OB rumour. I’d ask him to check the ip of a handful of comments to see if they came from the same computer. I bet I could point out which ones came from her or her peeps. Check it out!
Hint: most commenters talk Jen or Angie or attack Perez. But sometimes a user comes (using a random girl name usually without capital letters) asking “doesn’t he date MK?” or “what about MK” and everyone effin’ ignores her. :) After a while she gets angry and starts cursing and shouting. :) I soooo wanna know if those ignored attempts to throw in her name came from the same computer! :D

@350, yep, I remember, that was another issue everyone had theories about and manufactured excuses for him. I have my doubts but I must admit I have no idea what happened there.

im so happy because tomorow i turn 25 yrs old and one thing i wish for is that orlando to grow up and to get his life back in order because right now he still looks like a fool and i know he can do better than this and if he does go to oz with her then he will look like an idiot come on orlando wake up and smell the coffe you dont need to be treated like this she is a **** who is using you

like how he wanted to get caught at foxtail! The new hotspot that is filled with both celebs and paps? Yeah, he knows how to get caught when he wants to-and yet look like he is hiding in plain view.

Such a great post- I couldnt have said it better, I like you believe he has been doing this PR game for years and he isnt the innocent like a lot believe, I think he is well aware of how things work, and maybe he is glad that Miranda is so good at it too.

I dont think he is neccesarily gay because I think he has sex with the women he does these games with- esp Kate and Miranda- I would bet you a million donuts that when he meets THE ONE- he will protect her and the relationship for all its worth and playing games wont seem such a good idea then.

maybe he is trying to lose the sweet boy image and get one as a womanizer and a party boy. The thing is I don’t think he is doing anything he hasn’t been doing all along. I just think before the crash and Miranda he could get away with it. Now the blemishes are starting to show, and with his fan base dwindling the ones who always knew he was faking it can be heard. They aren’t shouted down so loudly anymore. I still am interested because I just know this is gonna all blow up in his face and even more deliciously in hers, and I want to see it go down. But I lost any respect for him after the grabbing Veronica Taylor thing. And then his fans saying she must have encouraged him all because she corrected him and said the guy was her ex boyfriend. Excuse me as a women I know that we don’t enjoy being treated like objects whose tits and ass are up for grabs. I don’t care how famous and hot the guy is. It is even worse when they are drunk or high as he so obviously was, because then it isn’t even about him being attracted it is all about grabbing a feel, and any girls tits or ass would do

When and IF he ever meets THE ONE, she may not find him good enough after all this - if she’s ever paid any attention to him and to some of craaaazzzy overzealous fans. THE ONE might turn him down stone cold. Wouldn’t that be ironic - to have the one you want & who isn’t into your name and fame and money turn away cos of all you’ve said & done.

I wonder what makes anyone think he wants to find the one? Sorry to say that’s a very female way to look at things. Some men have no desire for that. And from his actions he certainly doesn’t seem to be looking for it.

From some comments (and the body language that came with them) he made I really think he wants kids some day. He may not be so thrilled about a wife but I definitely think he wants kids.

Well I’m only going by him saying he would want a relationship like his grandparents which lasted 50 or 60 years.. thats of course if he was being honest lol

I dont think its a female thing to say i have plenty of straight male pals who cant wait to settle down, and they have only just recenly stopped sleeping around and partying.

OK, I’ve been a good girl and searched YouTube to show you an example of what I had in mind. Watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LZRmwzKFLc
Around 3:03 when he mentions a kid of his own he makes that funny frown I see from people when they talk about things they know they won’t get in the near future. I know he may just be acting but he really had no reason to do that there. Whatever.

BTW this is the interview where it’s mentioned that he is rumoured to be dating a VS model. :D Go on, watch it! I know you want to. ;)

I saw that, I think he definately wants kids, he seems to get excited talking about them in some interviews I have seen.

Also what is odd in this when he is asked about the said VS model- his eyes look in a certain way (thru body language studies) are telling the truth as he denies it.

Remember when @ 04/21/2008 at 9:11 pm

This segment from Sept 2007 reminds us of how he used to dazzle. So different from the disheveled fellow of today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmx_Q6AXLh4&feature=related

Thanks for finding the clip Jaded, I hadn’t seen that one in a while. Funny, his reaction to having a family one day seems very uncertain to me, he makes a little face after the comment about keeping the dolls for this alleged family. Also, that’s a line he’s been saying since LotR, he said it way back during promotions of FOTR. But we all interpret things differently, it’s cool. He may want kids, he may not. It may be part of the same marketing that everyone seems certain everything else he’s said has been about. An imagine. The talk about not wanting to leave London, not wanting to be a heartthrob, not liking fame, e.t.c. I don’t know how to pick and choose which is legit and which isn’t. That’s the problem when part of your life is fake, you never know what is true and what isn’t.

He seemed to almost roll his eyes at the notion he’d date a Victoria’s Secret model, LOL.

@365 Yeah, he seems kinda uncomfortable just from hearing the question. To me it seems like a student not knowing the right answer and trying to get around it. My impression was that they probably had a couple dates but still had no idea if there will be any more and so he didn’t wanna say anything but had to answer anyway.
What I don’t get: why is it so difficult to say “no comment”? Once I’ve seen Leo react to a similar question with a wicked grin and he asked “are you trying to ask me about my private life” and made a gesture to get up from the seat and leave. The reporter quickly changed the subject. I liked that scene. :D

I sure hope he wasn’t dating her at that time. She was still very much with Brent as this was done in April before Pirates came out and only shortly after the very first rumors. :D Oooops.

*sigh* I miss that Orlando. I want him back! *sob*

I think it was best said as this, being A celebrity is an image, we do not know them and nor do they care know us, just as long as we continue to buy the image.
Or this they are actors, ACTORS and by profession are paid to be just that, ACTORS.

Although I am normally cynical, I do believe that, that Orlando will be back. Once he has sorted his demons, maybe another trip to Antarctica or Nepal to reflect and be inspired. Who knows maybe Liam Neesen, Eric Bana or someone of their caliber will jump start his lagging spirit. Noted a happier boy ONLY in the recent photo’s with Bana.

Talkin’ about youtube and OB’s fans, I gotta share my personal favourite (just for fun):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujlG4U4xVu0&feature=related
Eat sh!t Jessica, it’s CARROT!
ROTFLMSAO!

if only he would give kirsten dunst a call they seem to get along perflectly an he seemed atractet to her she would be perfect well one can only hope

I agree with you on that. There is a pic. I saw of him during the Elizabethtown promo stuff where he is looking at her while she is being interviewed and I thought he was attracted to her. I know she has had her own demons to battle lately, but I have always thought she was pretty cool.

they would be a perfect match althrough i think they have slept together but that did not stik

OMFG they are such an event WireImage has already set up the folder for them:
http://www.wireimage.com/gallerylisting.asp?navtyp=gls====314242&source=rss&nbc=1
Geeeez!

how did you find the folder? its not on the page or when you search for either name

What’s funny? Is its dated the 23rd and its not even the 23rd yet in Oz. Talk about advanced notice! So fake.

@378 I get the rss feed to my Google Reader from WireImage. I have dozens of those about various sites on several topics. I’m an information addict! :D

Thanks! Do you know how often these things pan out? Not for events, since clearly those are scheduled and occur when they occur. But something like this? A paparazzi moment? Except I guess with Wireimage being there it’s a publicity moment like a movie premiere. LOL.