Jennifer Aniston’s Bikini is White Hot

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Marla @ 04/21/2008 at 8:42 am I have it on very good authority that Jennifer Anisiton lied to Brad Pitt about being pregnant just to get him to marry her, and not only that, she gave him a fake positive pregnancy test one time as a gag gift. She thought it was funny, he thought it was cruel and it really hurt his feelings.

Anyone who thinks she and Brad Pitt were made for each other is a certifiable fool.

He was true to her, he tried to make it work, but she was too selfish and into her career to ever really care about her marriage. She was with Brad Pitt for seven years and, unfortunately for her, she never really knew him.

Jennifer threw him away. And you people who keep claiming Angelina “stole” him? First of all he’s a person, not an object, and secondly, you can’t steal something that already been tossed away. Jennifer and Brad were headed straight for Spiltsville in 2003. He didn’t even meet Angelina until early 2004. Either way, he was going to divorce Jennifer Aniston. He was done. All of Hollywood knows this.

So to all you soap opera-watching, tabloid-buying, Oprah-worshipping zombies, Jennifer Aniston has duped you into believing her fraudulent image. She’s probably laughing at how stupid you were to fall for it.

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Exactly !!!

In 2003, Brad was outside the country filming Troy for 6 months. Jen was taping friends and simultaneously filming along came polly in the united states. That’s why at that time, rumor was flying that it was their unofficial TRIAL SEPARATION.

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Seriously everyone move on… jennifer, brad and angelina have!

It did not happen to you! Get over it…lol

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Her figure is stunning but she has a man face.

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Jennifer looks great and glad she is finding time to relax and soak up the rays.

It’s tiresome but predictable to read the catty comments about her face/nose/chin. It’s getting old and bad karma to diss another human being so much. Remember that when some trashy ***** like Jolie seduces your man and we’ll see who’ll have the last laugh then biatches!

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ummmm practice what you preach, you hypocrit like your Sluttifer Who-reniston whose on the verge of a centerfold bunny freak role in Playboy with all the free p-o-r-n she is making these days.

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# 327 lurking @ 04/21/2008 at 11:40 am
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Oprah brought back the seven contestants who were kicked off. She then brought ___ out, who proceeded to congratulate them. ___ then said that she would give them each 10G as a consolation prize; then she said she would double the amount; finally, she settled on 30G for each of the seven contestant.

All told, ___ gave 210G to seven people who lost a contest, which is hardly charity.

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All the surgeries only made her look human not devine. From horse face to plain face. I am sure she also had something done on her body especially the bu=tt that is why she kept on having her pictures taken from behind. Her bu=tt looks better than her face though

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317 Marla @ 04/21/2008 at 8:42 am

…you people who keep claiming Angelina “stole” him? First of all he’s a person, not an object…Jennifer and Brad were headed straight for Spiltsville in 2003. He didn’t even meet Angelina until early 2004. Either way, he was going to divorce Jennifer Aniston. He was done. All of Hollywood knows this.
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I don’t know how many times I’ve said this. You can’t take a human being! That would be kidnapping. Then I’ve even joked, that Angie must have threatened Brad with her guns from MAMS. “Come with me, or else!” :lol:

When it’s two men and one woman, the woman ends up making the choice, and when it’s two women and one man, the man makes the choice. Brad Pitt made his choice. From all the information available, he was sure ready to move on, so if there was no Angie, it would have been another woman.
If there was no MAMS, fate would probably have brought them together anyway.

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ivermom @ 04/21/2008 at 5:03 pm
LMAO!!!!!!
I knew this was going to cause some BUZZ~
I think she hangs out in her bikini just to Pi$$ off all the Brad & Angie crazies!!!!
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If that’s the case, then she’s even stupider than I thought. She’s not píssing the Brad & Angie fans off; she’s giving them more ammunition to laugh at her. Pushing forty and all she can do for publicity is one twat shot after the next. What could be more pathetic than that?

Speaking of pathetic — a British newspaper has an article about Aniston calling her “The Patron Saint of Scorned Women”. ROTFLMBAO!

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Jen called the paps.

please read the following article
http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/02/cops-swarm-aniston-arrival-at-lax/

Let’s not forget 11/2/06 how Jennifer Aniston mis-used taxpayers’ money
TMZ staffer spotted America’s sweetheart, making her one of America’s most guarded celebrities.

The star of “The Break-up” flew in from a London visit with Vince Vaughn, and was whisked through the terminal by a phalanx of at least ten officers on bikes and foot–a bit excessive? Our guy reports that the scene looked like an in-progress bomb threat with all the cops and police cars surrounding the building.

What makes the ordeal a little peculiar is that she could have avoided all the chaos by going out the back way like other big names do all the time…
but then there’d be no cop photo op!

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Exactly , I’m sure Jen gives, but NOT a significant amount considering Forbes reported she has 110M in her bank account.

When celebrities donate a substantial amount, it was reported. No one mentions the small amount.

Does Jen look like she does things quietly? No way, she called paps for Mexico photo, she called paps for Jane Pitt’s visit. She called paps at the LA airport, instead of exiting at a private exit, ending up 10 police cops escorting her. It was reported at tmz.com. When she gave $2300 to Obama, the press reported it. Had she written a big check to Katrina or to Saint Jude, the organization would announce it.
Jen HIDES BEHIND THIS do-it-quietly. The FACTS ARE ALL OUT THERE.
No meaningful amount was given, period !!!!

Denzel Washington gave 1M. No , he did not announce it. The press announced it.

Julie Roberts, Clooney, Rosey each gave 1M to the Katrina. The press announced it. The individuals did not announce it.
It is the ORGANIZATION WHICH RECEIVE THE FUND ANNOUNCED IT.
Jen did NOT give a material amount. Therefore, NO organization announce it.

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Are you ******* out of your mind “she has cellulite and needs to use a cellulite cream”? The woman is almost 40 ******* years old!!! Very, very few women don’t have cellulite. Many young women 20 years her junior have cellulite. It is very rare to see a woman regardless of age looking this good from behind. Her skin tone is amazing for her age and anyone who says otherwise is full of envy. I might add I am not even a fan of hers but had to respond to that assanine catty comment.

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No one cared and paid attention to oprah’s big give away because aniston was the celebrity invited to boost the show. Even aniston fans doesnt have any input about aniston’s appearance on the show.

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wow i think shangkalina fans are crazy and soooo jealous of her…..this will come back to you….lets just w8 and c wat will happen…all the bloggers hated them including tabloids they must give credit to u bcoz of ur loyalty…hahahah funny.jennifer is being loved by everybody everybody tells she’s nice….and papz are crazy over her sexy body!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!her revenge is coming…..SHE’S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111