OlderMon, 21 April 2008 at 6:50 pm
Jake Gyllenhaal Hides Away
Under a cap and behind sunglasses, Jake Gyllenhaal gives his best effort to dodge paparazzi while catching a departing flight out of LAX airport in Los Angeles on Monday.
USA Weekend recently interviewed Jake’s older sister Maggie about her upcoming movie, The Dark Knight. When asked if she remember the first comic books she ever read, Maggie says, “I didn’t read comic books. And my brother [Jake] read Mad Magazine, which wasn’t the same. I’m not really a major comic book reader. [Laughs.]”
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Yes,I believe you. Such a crap I never heard before!
You see, in Indonesia, I was there 4 years ago, a worker is paid max. Rp. 25.000 or about $1.5 pro day!! You tell me now, if it’s not cheap. In China, they use child-workers, some part of India, Pakistan, and god knows where else!
You know, I would like to continue the conversation, but you simply do not make any sense to me. And your knowledge about the “world” is beyond my understanding.
Jake’s appearance in movie, makes movie better…. Let’s stick to Nailed, that film will be a just normal hollywood comedy, like many others…. nothing special, but Jake’s weird face and his beautiful blue eyes makes movie far more interesting…
Caus, i don’ think, that his films are failure, they are not blockbusters like Tom Cruise movies, and they don’t bring so much money, but that doesn’t mean that he is bad actor……
Ivana
Hollywood must to change the structure of organization. No more son or daughter or directors and actresses or actors. They must make a general competition worldwide for actors and actresses.
They must stop to work for any kind of Mafia. And they must stop to work for government of USA…
The society that they would like to destroy are not so stupidy as they are thinking… Look of Germany whose had the film industry less 14 millions people last year.
Jake Gyllenhaal is a men without character and Reese Witherspoon too. The people know about corruption in Hollywood!
I don’t watch blockbusters because I repeat …I don’t like sheap and bad circus shows.
Hollywood need good actors and new programs. Not Dracula III or X or Queen Elizabeth XX.
Come on the history of have another people and countries. There are lot of sciece fiction books….You don’t need Marvel heroes!
solaris
The politics of europa are very corrupt. They are selling this continent and they don’t have any kind of interesse to help the people here!
The worse politics of europe are from Spain and Greece. You can remember about a ship whose let oil in Atlantic coast of Spain destroyed. It was the televition of Portugal whose said for the spain people that such disaster came to their beachs. The sapin ministers had forbidden the spain television to say the people over there. Last year the big fire in Greece. All these “accidents” were in summer! At this time those countries had lot of turism. The corrupt politicals of Spain and Greece would be paid with million Euros or Dollars to destroy the turism of own countries and to the turism go to another parts of Europa…
I will repeat again. A prostitute is a social useless!
They will sent themselves, their parents, their son , there daughter, their contries for money!
The politicals of Europa would like to be rich with dirty money and exploit the people!!!
Now it is reported that Jake and his buddy, Chris, are going to open a restaurant serving organic food. And he is going to Italy with Witherspoon to get ideas for dishes. He doesn’t need to go to Italy, though. He might start by roasting those pigs she bought recently and serving them with applesauce. Then he could make lots of pasta dishes and test taste them. I’d love to see Jakey put on weight and balloon up like other Hollyweird fatsoes. So open your eatery Jakey and stuff yourself with pasta and other good things. We want to see you fat fat fat.
Jake is a class man. So, he is going to Italy! Eating pasta in USA is way to poor guy!
I don’t know what two ignorant people will do in Europa.
Turism in Europa is for people whose have background. People whose knows history and speak another languages.
It is better to see a photography of Italy at home!
What the stupidy and ignorant Jake Gyllenhaal will see in Restaurants of Italy. If he don’t speak italian what would he like to see or do? He will see only the people cooking. Last year there was an outbreak of hepatitis in Italy because the seafood was contamineted.
This year is a outbreak of Dengue fiever in Italian too!
Jake Gyllenhaal are very allergic and in Toscana there are a specia
kind of mosquitos. When it bite let a big stains on skin.
anom
In New York and another big cities of USA there are international restaurants. There are a big italian community in USA and New York too. We can eat very well in all those big cities. Ok!
There are lot of beautiful woman and man in Italy but their beauty is another thing that the american women be. The italian take care about their family. They don’t get married with prostitute. Their children haven’t syphilis and good health. They have good tast to dress themselves and they have lot of background too.
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaall will be out of place there in catholic italian!!!
Jake Gyllenhaal had a lot of friends whose use drugs a restaurant is one of ideal place to clean dirty money for the drug Mafia.
These people of Hollywood do everything to win money!
This is soooo funny, it made tears in my eyes!!!! :-D
I had thought that dengue was only in Rio!
anom
If you would like to discuss about a subject that you don’t know, it would be better to take some information about this subject. OK!
There is a site called Wikipedia that you can read something.
There is dengue in all America. The name of insect whose transmit dengue and yellow fiever is Aedies Aegypt.
This insect would be transported by slave ships whose came from Africa to America.
Italy had always Malaria in the past and lor of people like lot of members of Medici family was died through this illness. Nowadays we don’t have the marvelous german scientist of past like Robert Koch, Paul Ehrlich or von Behring.
All these illness come back again because we don’t have good scientist at present. A lot of neighbor took tuberculosis here by us in Europa. One of them took a kind of tuberculosis that wouldn’t be cured !!!
What a dirty and stupidy people like the prostitute men Jake Gyllenhaal and the prostitute Reese Witherspoon would like to do here in Europa. Open a brothel?
caus: No of course Italian men don’t marry prostitutes. They marry their maids who take care of the house and then go out and have sex with the prostitutes. Right?
Reese and Ryan, have no chemistry as couple….
These two look like too much sugar in coffee…. Well dressed and nothing else, Their photography’s look nice, but he always looks so distant…
He never smile… Maybe he was jalaous at Oscar, that way he cheated Reese with Abbie….
Reese with Jake look more content and pleased….. After all they enjoy on vacations, they travel, and Jake seems have no problem with her kids…
My dear Dr. Caus, I was joking cause there´s a dengue epidemic in Rio de Janeiro nowadays.
If I wanted knowlegde about anything the last place where I went is wikipedia. I don´t believe in this site at all! In few times that I saw I found out bs!
About illness, transmissions, remember that europen people are the majority of clients of America (north, central or south). I mean if someone started everything it´s european coloniast!
Now, we are living in global village! It´s globalization!
anom
You must find out about what happened in world.
We don’t joke in serious thing because in Rio there are lot of victims and lot of children died.
We joke about the butt of cheap ***** your mother. You were born in butt of her . You wasn’t born in her ****** because you are an excrement!
chris
I don’t know such kind of italian man.
The italian woman are the best maids of world because they have goog appearence and their man too. When I go to Italy or have a contact with italians they always dress well and their dress are extreme clean. Their children dress well too and they looks like health.
When a italian go to a prostitute to sleep must do the same that they do when they go to the toilet.
The philosoph Rousseau said that it is important a family have a good mother to educate their children…
It is better than people like Jake Gyllenhaal whose the mother educated him to be a prostitute men and others bad people of our decadent society .
Ivana
I told you.
Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon give lot of loss for Hollywood film industry. Nobady knows why this women win lot of money to make nothing. Jake Gyllenhaal work for medicine and weapons mafia. Reese Witherspoon is a prostitute of studios and their lovers and bodygards are very violent. There was a paparazzi whose had aa argument with her and in the next day the police fought this paparazzi death in a motel in Brenwood! This is a real atmosphere of a brothel.
I haven’t interesse of Reese Witherspoon and her toyboy or their basthards whose Hollywood will put to make a film because the people in this guetho don’t learn nothing in school…
I would like watch to watch their stupidy films and their unhappy lifes. I don’t like that may small relatives have a false idea what is the real life…
When we talk about Jake/Reese relationship, it is gossip….
If we start to talking about globalization and mayor social problems, we talking about something we don’t understand…
Cause, problem of diseases will always exist, discovery of H bomb produced radiation, wars and hunger all over the world….
If you desperately want to blame someone, don’t blame Reese, blame politics after all, she makes global decision….
@ Chris
You know there are only three kinds of women for Italian:
The “Mama”, the “virgin mary”, and the “prostitute.”
Sorry, man! I have to do this. You are klasse!! :-)
Solaris
Similar to you joke, there are only two kinds of man for italian:
The “godfather” and the “gigolo”…
I am glad that you back……
:-) :-)
Hi Iv!
I was only nerved by Caus.
Do they? I have never heard it. Ah ja, you read Alan Ford. Il Numero Uno, ha? I try to find the comic in the near by library, but they don’t have it.
solaris/Ivana
It is better that you don’t mix the other person with their dirty relatives and friendship. Prostitute are their mothers, sisters etc…
Italy is a very beautiful country and to make turism over there it is necessary to know history, art etc… The people whose haven’t background will throw away their money or will lose their time over there.
Ivana.
What did you say ..that you would like visit countries…You can avoid Italy and the Italy turist in your country . You needn’t go to Berlin because in their museums there are lot italian art too. If every turist would thought like you, I could go to a italian church or museums and study art in freedom. They are always overcrowded over there.
I don’t like about the morder of the paparazzi Todd Walance in Brenwood whose had a argument with Reese Witherspoon.
Roman Polansky whose abused a girl with 13 years old and the police had suspect that he was involved in death of her own wife Sharon Tate.
These people has a very bad character!
I think that the career of Reese Witherspoon as studio prostitute must be finish!
Solaris
This joke doesn’t exist, it was just answer to your joke…
Alan Ford was best comic that i ever read, but now i am little bit older for that stuff…..
Caus
I love freedom, and i love life, traveling around Europe is currently expensive for me!!!
That all for today, tommorow i have exam!!!
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