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Gwyneth Paltrow is a Fish Stick

Gwyneth Paltrow is a Fish Stick

Gwyneth Paltrow really looks like a fish stick in her scale-y Jean Paul Gaultier dress at the Iron Man premiere at Warner Moderno Cinema on Wednesday in Rome, Italy.

Iron Man was definitely a testosterone-fest. I was the only girl for miles, except for the women working in the wardrobe, hair and makeup departments,” Gwyn said. “I would have time off when the guys would go blow things up in the desert, and every time I went back to work, they were happy to have a girl there. They had kind of forgotten that there were women in the world.”

The 35-year-old actress joined director Jon Favreau and costars Terrence Howard and Robert Downey Jr.. Iron Man opens everywhere May 2.

45+ pictures inside of fish stick Gwyneth Paltrow and the rest of the Iron Man cast…

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63 Comments

# 3
Michael K @ 04/23/2008 at 8:28 pm

I knew I smelled fishsticks!

# 4

She was on a roll and then she ruined it with this crap!

# 5

First, do you get paid to constantly put her pics up here. Second, that dress is horrid, it doesn’t flatter the middle at all, chuck it Fishy.

# 6

there is something fishy about her dress. lol.

# 7

I think the dress is a little too old for her.

# 8
Miss Manners @ 04/23/2008 at 8:33 pm

Stop slouching, Gwynnie!

# 9

how f’n hot is Robert Downey Jr.
http://www.celebrityprayerlist.com

I think she looks nice but I also think the dress makes her look 10 years old than her actual age.

OMG, when I read that title, I thought I accidently logged onto Dlisted!!!!!!

Like her hair but I’m not feelig the dress.

Terrence Howard has beautiful skin

The stylist was doing so well. She must have picked out this dress herself.

Robert Downey Jr. looks great. His wife is very pretty.

Why does Gwynnie look so skinny in her exercise clothes? She’s like a stick figure. Is she “padding” her dresses?

Gwyneth looks like Blain Trump

fries with that @ 04/23/2008 at 9:10 pm

Damn UGLY Dress

Ugly shoes before. Now Ugly dress.

I actually like the dress….just not on Gwyneth. Don’t know why but it makes her look bulky.

PALTROW IS A MANLY *****!

Did she get a butt implant?

what **** is she wearing ?

Thanks for posting more IM premiere pics, JJ. It’s rare to find Favreau pictures so it’s nice you are posting them too since he did direct Iron Man. Thanks!

-Nez
http://www.jon-favreau.net

This one is a miss for Gwyneth. It makes her middle look chunky and the colours are wrong.

LOVE RDJ!!!!!

she’s boring and looks stupid

I can’t believe this ***** is blowing kisses. lol

Terrence looks so handsome!

Who hit Gwyn with the fug stick?

I like the curly hair better. Her face looks really square when she blows it out.

oSCAR bUZZ @ 04/23/2008 at 10:14 pm

There’s a reason her nickname is Fishsticks, like JA is Chinnifer Maniston.

ugly dress
ugly hairstyle
i don’t like anything

I don’t know what is it about this woman but she always looks so masculine.

Looking forward to Iron Man!

[☆F a m o u s☆] @ 04/23/2008 at 10:56 pm

this movie is actually going to be great.

if this were the catch of the day, i’d throw it back.

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, brangelina freaks will cut any woman who was once linked to bradley pitt. i for one am a fan of all four, angelina, brad, jen, and gwyn. i like gwyn’s hair! the dress is awful, fire your stylist ASAP.

horrible dress

yeah Right @ 04/24/2008 at 12:29 am

Oh yuck. She looks horrible. Glamour is NOT her strong point

people here know nothing about fashion, she looks great, elegant, gorgeous, classy, I love everything she’s been wearing for the iron promotion, she’s a beautiful lady

I don’t think Brad Pitt is the reason most dislike Gwyneth. Those two haven’t been linked in years and his name mainly pops up when her fans are the ones to mention him.

Agree, she needs a new stylist!

Do not like the dress. The length is awkward and the fit is not right.

Love Robert Downey Jr! I can’t wait for Iron Man, Tropic Thunder and The Soloist!

Seriously Jared, are you getting paid to post about her? Stop shoving her down our throats. I gotta say, I love how Gwyneth says that she loves her privacy and then is such a media ***** and is on all the magazine covers at once. I highly doubt she will stay in her second “retirement” for too long.

As for the dress, I dont really need to add anything to what everyone else says. She looks horrible. She can not pull off the dress and her style has gone in the crapper. Someone like Marion Cotillard can pull of the fishs cale look (like she did at the Oscars) but Gwyn not so much.

yani_chan @ 04/24/2008 at 2:34 am

she’s really losing her sense of fashion

marvel fan @ 04/24/2008 at 2:45 am

Why are there so many threads about Gwyneth Paltrow on this site? Iron Man is a comeback vehicle for Robert Downey. He is the LEAD in the film not Paltrow.

I love to see Robert look like this. Happy, and settled down. I remembered years ago when he looked so awful! Congrats, Bob!

GP? Where? I only see fish net and the fisherman’s wife!

She looks like Blythe’s older sister

She really shouldn’t wear anything that conjures fish.

just right @ 04/24/2008 at 3:52 am

Fishy dressed as a fish stick. Good stuff!

I’m in love with Robert Downey Jr.
He’s so hot!

jean paul gaultier….he’s always making fish gowns nowadays. i guess it’s in his collection. remember marion’s oscar dress? that was like a mermaid but better than gwyneth’s.
i like gwyneth’s hair and shoes here. and thats all. i dont think anyone can really pull off this dress. the design is too weird and yeah, the length is awakard.

off-topic: hated the Oscar dress but Marion was so beautiful she managed to make it work.
on-topic: the guys look handsome!

JPG? No wonder. I wonder why GP did not choose the one from Valentino, Vera Wang, or even Stella McC.

I never really like JPG creation. Mostly they are un-woman. But, if she’s hanging around with Madge these days…she will land on JPG.

Yet again you’ve purposely chosen the worst pictures. Look at other sites and there are really great pics of her, smiling and looking great in her dress. Give her a break. All this ‘ooh we hate Gwyneth’ stuff just gets boring after a while. Change the record. She’s a million times better than most of what drags itself across the screens.

cheetah1976 @ 04/24/2008 at 7:46 am

Anna! i love your reply. This site is making her look bad. they filter out the good pictures, just to read the nasty comments.

I do not think they are choosing bad pics of Gwyneth. I’ve seen photos from this premiere on other blogs and she looks exactly the same. Some people just don’t find her attractive.

Gwyneth Fishsticks Paltrow as usual trying waaaay too hard. ***** is way too into herself and considers herself such a fashion icon she’s probably thinking “Oh I look so cool and so high fashion!” spoiled princess brat. She’s just following that fish scale trend set by Marion Cotillard at the Oscars. Girl is so transparent.

Does anyone remember the interview Gwyneth gave in the 90s after she won her Oscar about how she is such an icon and invented long hair and eveyrone copies her style. Yes the girl is way into herself and thinks she is so iconic and a fashion icon not realizing that everyone makes fun of her stupid Oscar dresses she’s worn. The retarded big pink dress and the ugly goth getup in 2002. And when people dissed she just said people didin’t “get it” and her style was too punk rock for some people. B*tch please.

She has said that she wished to keep her private life private. When doing a big-budget blockbuster, this kind of promotion is part of the job, and she is a complete professional. As for dragging up crap from the nineties… well, I prefer to live in the present. And she’s absolutely lovely. XP

Elizabeth @ 05/08/2008 at 6:19 pm

Gwyneth looks pretty, but I LOVE RDJ’s wife’s dress. I want it.

Those shoes are hideous. Her legs looked much better on the red carpet when she wore heels.

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