Jennifer Aniston’s Smartwater Ad — NEW!

aw, shes cute

That water looks so disgusting and since it was shot in Los Angeles I am sure it is polluted big time. The last thing I want to do is drink a brand of water associated w/ that swamp. I wouldn’t even get near there. Jen seems so high maintenance I am surprised posed for that shot but money talks.

Never heard of Smart water ?

that’s a pretty nice photograph… not for a smartwater ad though =/

She looks beautiful. She’s just seems like a fun person and friend. Unlike some snooty and angry looking celebrities…no names will be mentioned, as this site seems to favor one in particular.

GO Jen
you look awesome

good pic of her

I think she looks fantastic and so does the photo! Good for her! She and Brad have clearly moved on; too bad the fans don’t take a lesson from them! But I guess your not a true fan if you can’t get over that **** happens and people move forward…

She’s dating John Mayer???????????? Oh well, whatever rocks your world!!!!!!! This relationship is just like the others … Jason Lewis, Aaron Ekhart, Orlando Bloom blah blah blah…….

>it’s her real life personality not her corporate public image<
so you’re saying you’ve hung out with her and know her real life personality?

Based on what a lot of people say, Jen is probably one of the most down to earth celebs out there.

If you visit John Grogan’s blog (the author of Marley and Me), he states that Jen was surprisingly nice and had a good sense of humor when he and his wife met her on the set of Marley and Me.

Just saying… never met a person who actually MET jennifer aniston who said she was high maintenanced… personality wise.

promoting water or new man….

Jennifer is average looking…nothing special about her. She knows it.
Her own mother even told her the same.

SHE IS U G L Y

Idontgetit @ 04/25/2008 at 9:13 pm I’m confused. EVeryone says she’s high maintenance but I don’t understand where they got that idea?

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Haven’t you heard of her trips to her plastic surgery surgeon? That’s what it is. She knows she’s not all that that’s why she had to change her face completely. Hope her newface would help her on her low self esteem.

John Mayer , Perez’s John? She shared a meal with him? John who kissed Perez??

How low can she go?

Yuck!

Mayer is kind’ve nuts,i think Huvane is still trying to keep her name in tabloids.So he got them together,they make perfect pair.

Well, Aniston, you have lots of money.

Please write a FAT CHECK.

We fans find it difficult to defend you when you only contribute a small amount to charity.

They said your $30,000 donation to Ophrah’s big give was chump change in relation to your 110 million networth.

Please, do us a favor, next time, write a big check.

This in the news here:

http://www.hollywoodchicago.com/forums/2309/a-sneak-peak-released-for-jennifer-anistons-new-ad-campaign-for-smartwater

her ass looks good in a jeans though.

cc @ 04/25/2008 at 9:59 pm I wondered what she’s really like! I watched too many Friends episodes and got her confused with the TV personality she played. Humm…………………………………………………….. I would like to see her change her appearance. Everyone changes with time. She looks the same, boring.

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Why do I get the feeling that 90% of her fans are like you - WATCHED too much Friends to the point of can’t tell who is Rachel and Jen.

Hot Hot Hot Hot………….. with perfect body and pretty face. from top to bottom perfect. Who ever date her , he knows she is the perfect person that he can meet.

if she breath or walk beside any person, it is garanty the person will be famous and garanty to be on the cover of magazine. she is that much powerfull.

Beautiful ALWAYS!!!!!
AL WAYS……

# 41 bet - you so funny - haha - lol

God. What a gorgiousssss photo of her. i love her look.

Big deal. Hope they get together so the focus will be taken off of Brad and Angie. But that will not happen cause Jen does not stay long with anyone after Brad. Would love for her to get on with her life. Is there no man out there for her?

Oh My God… She looks awesome, beautiful, fantastic. Just gorgeous.

RUN! I’TS THE SWAMP CREATURE!

Ugly SOB

She looks good, but I thought she was selling J.Crew galoshes not water….

That photo is airbrushed and photoshopped to death. Jennifer is just a plain Jane.

AIRBRUSHED

IRBRUSHED

AIRBRUSHED

AIRBRUSHED

AIRBRUSHED

AIRBRUSHED

AIRBRUSHED

She’s not a pretty girl AT ALL!

At least she has clothes on.

Neat Ad….
John Mayer?! If she is doing the bumpity-bump with John Mayer then my hat off to her because he is f*cking hot :-)
But more likely they are friends and the tabs are trying to make it sound like more than it is, as usual.
Oh, and I really, really like her boots!

She is always showing off her ass, its the only thing nice about her, if only she can cover her fug face and put her ass on it!

Not Aniston’s fan, but that is a GREAT PHOTO. She looks sporty there. The shot could be a J Jill, Eddie Bauer or Land’s End cover.

As for airbrushing and such, they do it to all the stars.

And in case you want to compare Aniston to A. Jolie well, Jolie is not so natural herself. I saw the photo session when she was a teen. I have to say that I believe Jolie has had work done. She got a “touch up” on her nose, because it was pointed upward. I also noticed her upper lip seemed a lot smaller then. They were unbalanced, so I think she plumped them up more —– mostly the upper one, so she’s not 100 percent natural either. I was a little disappointed to learn that.

I think she looks great.

Thanks JJ

jpf

Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!
I have been hoping for ages that she and John Mayer would hook up. I think they would be brilliant together.
Go Jen, you are the BEST !

I guess she has to find a job somewhere and selling water bottles is one way. Poor Jan Brady lookalike.

For Aniston, the PRESSURE is off.

Now, the media wont ask her about when to have a baby.

And she wont be pressured into LYING.

Huvane (Jen’s publicist) knows the public has been saying Jennifer Aniston must be seriously lonely in hollywood. She is the biggest 3rd wheel in hollywood. So, they set her up with John Myers.

But the fact remains:–

She is always hanging out with Courtney Cox and David Arquette. She acts like a puppy dog with good hair and a bad nose. You see pictures of her everywhere with the Arquett . She was with them on vacation in Hawaii, Santa Barbara, Malibu, etc. She smells like desperation. If I were Courtney, I would be worried when David said Jen is his 2nd wife.

Let me say this to you, Jennifer Aniston. I know they keep asking you to go on vacation with them. But they didnt really mean it. Seriously, get a life. Do some charitable work. Look at Sheryl Crow. She is single mom. Did you see her being a 3rd wheel to any of her female friends?

Stop making things up. Your idol Aniston was caught entering and leaving a plastic surgeon’s office. A picture doesnt lie.

http://usmagazine.com/jens_secret_nose_job

What do Jennifer Aniston, Ashlee Simpson and Cameron Diaz have in common? When Aniston recently underwent rhinoplasty, she turned to Dr. Raj Kanodia, the plastic surgeon behind Simpson’s and Diaz’s new noses.

In the early morning hours of January 20, one day after taping a guest spot on pal Courteney Cox’s new series Dirt, Aniston’s driver dropped her off at Kanodia’s office in Beverly Hills.

The actress emerged four hours later, but instead of her usual golden glow, she sported fresh black-and-blue bruises along her right eyebrow and across the tip of her nose and upper lip.

Aniston’s rep confirms the operation. “Jennifer had a procedure done to correct a deviated septum that was incorrectly done over 12 years ago,” he tells Us Weekly.

Indeed, a source tells Us that Aniston, 37, had wanted to have the nose job for more than a decade.

So why would America’s Sweetheart decide to fine-tune her look?
“Jen has hated her nose ever since her first nose job,” a source close to the actress tells Us. “She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide.”

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=5664

Deviated Septum is the new Appendicitis?

Us Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Aniston sought the services of Ashlee Simpson’s special nose doctor and underwent the knife herself on January 20th because…wait for it…she had a deviated septum that was preventing her from sleeping and breathing properly – the official word from her publicist Stephen Huvane who, as Us Weekly has also pointedly reported, hasn’t exactly been forthcoming with the truth on more than one occasion.

The magazine goes on to say that Jennifer “Jen has hated her nose ever since her first nose job. She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide.”

So is it out of the ordinary for a celebrity to fix up her face? Absolutely not. Happens all the time, every day. But THIS particular celebrity has always denied enhancement. THIS particular celebrity (Jen) has cultivated an image out of convincing people she’s Au Naturel – with the help, of course, of the Zone Diet and a steady stream of cigarettes.

But there have long been those rumours, brought to light again by a former roommate and actress last year who delivered a monologue with details about a certain “Friend” who rose to fame after moving her hairline, changing her nose, and icing her nipples – click here and here here for full details

As you would expect, Huvane vehemently denied the claims at the time with an impassioned plea to the MiniVan Majority to uphold their faith that their heroine is indeed still “what you see is what you get”…right?

Well not so according to Us Weekly. According to Us Weekly Jen bought herself a new nose then and she’s tweaking the original purchase now. And so the question becomes – did Jen stop at a nose? Or did she opt for everything else too?

You tell me.

http://gawker.com/news/jennifer-aniston/jennifer-aniston-is-an-underminer-but-nancy-balbirer-never-said-so-157358.php

Her face looks so different? It doesnt look like her.

jjb @ 04/26/2008 at 1:27 am Um, I think they say Manikston is high maintenance because:

1) She’s had 3 nose jobs

2) she’s recently had her chin shortened

3)she’s opted for botox, restylane filler and silicone cheek implants (see story in this week’s OKAY mag, and on Jossip) - leading to an oddly frozen faced mug that’s still fug.

4) After 10 years, she’s finally stopped the male hormones that were keeping her super thin for her TV show

5) she’s known as a diet and workout fiend - doesn’t miss a day of pilates, yoga, and treadmill — was a zone diet and nutrisystem spokeswh*re at the start of her ‘career.’ At the same thing for 10 years at lunch on the set of friends. Obsessed with extra poundage much??

6) she travels with her hair stylist and clothing stylist constantly - back when she had clout, she didn’t use the the on-set makeup and hair — she only wanted her own.

7) she tans relentlessly, everyday - so much so, her skin tone is always orange. Whether she’s playing a woman in California or a gallery owner in dead of winter Chicago.

8)she’s been bleaching her hair for 20 years, opting for that blonde Cali girl look which masks the frizzy coarse dark brown hair.

9)She admittedly has said she does not keep up with current events (see real life and things that matter in the world)..

10) She admittedly has said she was addicted to tabloids and has said she has had to go ‘on the wagon,’ with them.

11)She admittedly whined about how she hates NOT being able to wear the same thing twice.

12)She’s selling people their own tap water back to them, in non-eco friendly possibly poisonous plastic (whoever hooked her up with a bottled water deal must want to bury her career - seriously).

13) She reputedly had the first director of that horridly awful ‘Rumor Has It,’ movie fired because she hated how she was looking (and lit) in the dailies. It lead to Ted Demme quitting and Reiner coming on board at the 11th hour. Brad Pitt was mortified reportedly as his pal Clooney was producing the flick. The movie was godawful and she STILL looked like 25 miles of bad road in it, despite getting the director fired — I guess he made her look like 50 miles of bad road.

I could go on and on…but you catch my drift.

She’s a homely self absorbed high maintenance narcissist with NO personality. (see every appearance she’s ever made, and every interview she’s ever done - a dullard bar none).

She is a truest example of dumb luck I have ever seen.

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Very well said! ITA!

She does look like Kelly ripa. The river or lake looks filthy!

Beautiful! Much better than Testino’s, who I think is a little overrated. Jen looks stunning in very simple, elegant way. Puuurfect :)

Such a wonderful person. So, so love her.

Beautiful and classy.

at first look, i thought she’s a model wow she ’s so gorgeous and so beautiful, i really am interested in that water now and what a romantic scenery.

Love this photo of Jen Aniston…. For the haters she has a great deal more natural ‘class’ than Jolie could ever imagine for herself. I shutter to think where Jolie’s fat lips have been throughout the years.

jjb @ 04/26/2008 at 1:27 am Um, I think they say Manikston is high maintenance because:

1) She’s had 3 nose jobs

2) she’s recently had her chin shortened

3)she’s opted for botox, restylane filler and silicone cheek implants (see story in this week’s OKAY mag, and on Jossip) - leading to an oddly frozen faced mug that’s still fug.

4) After 10 years, she’s finally stopped the male hormones that were keeping her super thin for her TV show

5) she’s known as a diet and workout fiend - doesn’t miss a day of pilates, yoga, and treadmill — was a zone diet and nutrisystem spokeswh*re at the start of her ‘career.’ At the same thing for 10 years at lunch on the set of friends. Obsessed with extra poundage much??

6) she travels with her hair stylist and clothing stylist constantly - back when she had clout, she didn’t use the the on-set makeup and hair — she only wanted her own.

7) she tans relentlessly, everyday - so much so, her skin tone is always orange. Whether she’s playing a woman in California or a gallery owner in dead of winter Chicago.

8)she’s been bleaching her hair for 20 years, opting for that blonde Cali girl look which masks the frizzy coarse dark brown hair.

9)She admittedly has said she does not keep up with current events (see real life and things that matter in the world)..

10) She admittedly has said she was addicted to tabloids and has said she has had to go ‘on the wagon,’ with them.

11)She admittedly whined about how she hates NOT being able to wear the same thing twice.

12)She’s selling people their own tap water back to them, in non-eco friendly possibly poisonous plastic (whoever hooked her up with a bottled water deal must want to bury her career - seriously).

13) She reputedly had the first director of that horridly awful ‘Rumor Has It,’ movie fired because she hated how she was looking (and lit) in the dailies. It lead to Ted Demme quitting and Reiner coming on board at the 11th hour. Brad Pitt was mortified reportedly as his pal Clooney was producing the flick. The movie was godawful and she STILL looked like 25 miles of bad road in it, despite getting the director fired — I guess he made her look like 50 miles of bad road.

I could go on and on…but you catch my drift.

She’s a homely self absorbed high maintenance narcissist with NO personality. (see every appearance she’s ever made, and every interview she’s ever done - a dullard bar none).

She is a truest example of dumb luck I have ever seen.

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PLUS HER EX, TATE DONOVAN WHO SPENT YEARS WITH HER SAY SO : that she is indeed of high maintenance enjoying lavish hotels, doing nothing ect …while he is the opposite, hence their differences !

awesome body!!

boooring, shallow, selfish

She cute and great!
Angelina is awitch and she is a cold woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brad is a poor blob, he doing all for Angelina. He is a very bad copie of Colin Farrell.

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

beautiful and classy

Jen looks beautiful in this picture and appears to be at peace with nature. Good picture for her!

the real tita @ 04/26/2008 at 2:24 am
jennifer aniston say hello to jennifer grey
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ok, that was FUNNY!!!! thank you…clap clap..lol!

jen gets the photoshop award for this pic and it is still not a good one. poor thing. selling water bottles as a career move. aww.

Beautiful

That doesn’t even look like her. I guess the master Mario Testino shot too realistic photos for Aniston’s ego. I guess it wasn’t worth it to hire one of the world’s best photogs if you’re just going to have to photoshop it anyway.

And, yea, how is that photo - essentially a cheesecake photo - inspiring to women who want to stay active and in shape. That’s a photo for an airhead coach potato. Should she be DOING something other than daydreaming?

I much prefer Jennifer Connelly’s ad highlighting the issue of the lack of clean water in the world. I love that she included her sons in the video and is getting them involved at early ages.

Good photo of her but funny that they had to take a long shot of her laying on her stomach to do it. Who lays on a dock in their winter clothes looking out at an ugly pond?

Jen looks great at her age. She’s a fun, flirty girl. She has a very nice body that most women would like to have. Big breasts turn into elephant breasts as you age. I’m glad she’s not giving birth. She should adopt if she ever wants a kid. That way she’ll be a hot mama. No stretch marks, no loose skin hanging out over her bikini bottoms.

# 39 So funny @ 04/25/2008 at 10:07 pm cc @ 04/25/2008 at 9:59 pm

Why do I get the feeling that 90% of her fans are like you - WATCHED too much Friends to the point of can’t tell who is Rachel and Jen.
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wow “so funny”. you’re really into this. u keep coming back to read jennifers board so u can write more and more weird hateful comments. lol. just shows you care.

I will never, never get the hatred that gets spewed on these threads. What’s hilarious is that anyone with a normal amount of rational perspective reads half of the nasty things written here and kind of laughs because the people who write them actually think they know what they’re talking about.

This picture is stunning because it doesnt show up close her qrotesque chin and botched nose.

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How would you know jens chin shortened? How did they do it? piled? Am very curious about this one..

looks like scum water to me.

she’s beautiful………. i like her..

Simply a beauty.

she is really cute