Jennifer Aniston’s Smartwater Ad — NEW!

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She’s not a pretty girl AT ALL!

At least she has clothes on.

Neat Ad….
John Mayer?! If she is doing the bumpity-bump with John Mayer then my hat off to her because he is f*cking hot
But more likely they are friends and the tabs are trying to make it sound like more than it is, as usual.
Oh, and I really, really like her boots!

She is always showing off her ass, its the only thing nice about her, if only she can cover her fug face and put her ass on it!

Not Aniston’s fan, but that is a GREAT PHOTO. She looks sporty there. The shot could be a J Jill, Eddie Bauer or Land’s End cover.

As for airbrushing and such, they do it to all the stars.

And in case you want to compare Aniston to A. Jolie well, Jolie is not so natural herself. I saw the photo session when she was a teen. I have to say that I believe Jolie has had work done. She got a “touch up” on her nose, because it was pointed upward. I also noticed her upper lip seemed a lot smaller then. They were unbalanced, so I think she plumped them up more —– mostly the upper one, so she’s not 100 percent natural either. I was a little disappointed to learn that.

I think she looks great.

Thanks JJ

jpf

Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!
I have been hoping for ages that she and John Mayer would hook up. I think they would be brilliant together.
Go Jen, you are the BEST !

I guess she has to find a job somewhere and selling water bottles is one way. Poor Jan Brady lookalike.

For Aniston, the PRESSURE is off.

Now, the media wont ask her about when to have a baby.

And she wont be pressured into LYING.

Huvane (Jen’s publicist) knows the public has been saying Jennifer Aniston must be seriously lonely in hollywood. She is the biggest 3rd wheel in hollywood. So, they set her up with John Myers.

But the fact remains:–

She is always hanging out with Courtney Cox and David Arquette. She acts like a puppy dog with good hair and a bad nose. You see pictures of her everywhere with the Arquett . She was with them on vacation in Hawaii, Santa Barbara, Malibu, etc. She smells like desperation. If I were Courtney, I would be worried when David said Jen is his 2nd wife.

Let me say this to you, Jennifer Aniston. I know they keep asking you to go on vacation with them. But they didnt really mean it. Seriously, get a life. Do some charitable work. Look at Sheryl Crow. She is single mom. Did you see her being a 3rd wheel to any of her female friends?

Stop making things up. Your idol Aniston was caught entering and leaving a plastic surgeon’s office. A picture doesnt lie.

http://usmagazine.com/jens_secret_nose_job

What do Jennifer Aniston, Ashlee Simpson and Cameron Diaz have in common? When Aniston recently underwent rhinoplasty, she turned to Dr. Raj Kanodia, the plastic surgeon behind Simpson’s and Diaz’s new noses.

In the early morning hours of January 20, one day after taping a guest spot on pal Courteney Cox’s new series Dirt, Aniston’s driver dropped her off at Kanodia’s office in Beverly Hills.

The actress emerged four hours later, but instead of her usual golden glow, she sported fresh black-and-blue bruises along her right eyebrow and across the tip of her nose and upper lip.

Aniston’s rep confirms the operation. “Jennifer had a procedure done to correct a deviated septum that was incorrectly done over 12 years ago,” he tells Us Weekly.

Indeed, a source tells Us that Aniston, 37, had wanted to have the nose job for more than a decade.

So why would America’s Sweetheart decide to fine-tune her look?
“Jen has hated her nose ever since her first nose job,” a source close to the actress tells Us. “She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide.”

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=5664

Deviated Septum is the new Appendicitis?

Us Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Aniston sought the services of Ashlee Simpson’s special nose doctor and underwent the knife herself on January 20th because…wait for it…she had a deviated septum that was preventing her from sleeping and breathing properly – the official word from her publicist Stephen Huvane who, as Us Weekly has also pointedly reported, hasn’t exactly been forthcoming with the truth on more than one occasion.

The magazine goes on to say that Jennifer “Jen has hated her nose ever since her first nose job. She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide.”

So is it out of the ordinary for a celebrity to fix up her face? Absolutely not. Happens all the time, every day. But THIS particular celebrity has always denied enhancement. THIS particular celebrity (Jen) has cultivated an image out of convincing people she’s Au Naturel – with the help, of course, of the Zone Diet and a steady stream of cigarettes.

But there have long been those rumours, brought to light again by a former roommate and actress last year who delivered a monologue with details about a certain “Friend” who rose to fame after moving her hairline, changing her nose, and icing her nipples – click here and here here for full details

As you would expect, Huvane vehemently denied the claims at the time with an impassioned plea to the MiniVan Majority to uphold their faith that their heroine is indeed still “what you see is what you get”…right?

Well not so according to Us Weekly. According to Us Weekly Jen bought herself a new nose then and she’s tweaking the original purchase now. And so the question becomes – did Jen stop at a nose? Or did she opt for everything else too?

You tell me.

http://gawker.com/news/jennifer-aniston/jennifer-aniston-is-an-underminer-but-nancy-balbirer-never-said-so-157358.php

Her face looks so different? It doesnt look like her.

jjb @ 04/26/2008 at 1:27 am Um, I think they say Manikston is high maintenance because:

1) She’s had 3 nose jobs

2) she’s recently had her chin shortened

3)she’s opted for botox, restylane filler and silicone cheek implants (see story in this week’s OKAY mag, and on Jossip) - leading to an oddly frozen faced mug that’s still fug.

4) After 10 years, she’s finally stopped the male hormones that were keeping her super thin for her TV show

5) she’s known as a diet and workout fiend - doesn’t miss a day of pilates, yoga, and treadmill — was a zone diet and nutrisystem spokeswh*re at the start of her ‘career.’ At the same thing for 10 years at lunch on the set of friends. Obsessed with extra poundage much??

6) she travels with her hair stylist and clothing stylist constantly - back when she had clout, she didn’t use the the on-set makeup and hair — she only wanted her own.

7) she tans relentlessly, everyday - so much so, her skin tone is always orange. Whether she’s playing a woman in California or a gallery owner in dead of winter Chicago.

8)she’s been bleaching her hair for 20 years, opting for that blonde Cali girl look which masks the frizzy coarse dark brown hair.

9)She admittedly has said she does not keep up with current events (see real life and things that matter in the world)..

10) She admittedly has said she was addicted to tabloids and has said she has had to go ‘on the wagon,’ with them.

11)She admittedly whined about how she hates NOT being able to wear the same thing twice.

12)She’s selling people their own tap water back to them, in non-eco friendly possibly poisonous plastic (whoever hooked her up with a bottled water deal must want to bury her career - seriously).

13) She reputedly had the first director of that horridly awful ‘Rumor Has It,’ movie fired because she hated how she was looking (and lit) in the dailies. It lead to Ted Demme quitting and Reiner coming on board at the 11th hour. Brad Pitt was mortified reportedly as his pal Clooney was producing the flick. The movie was godawful and she STILL looked like 25 miles of bad road in it, despite getting the director fired — I guess he made her look like 50 miles of bad road.

I could go on and on…but you catch my drift.

She’s a homely self absorbed high maintenance narcissist with NO personality. (see every appearance she’s ever made, and every interview she’s ever done - a dullard bar none).

She is a truest example of dumb luck I have ever seen.

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Very well said! ITA!