Jennifer Aniston’s Smartwater Ad — NEW!
Jennifer Aniston plays with a paper boat at a Los Angeles lake in the new ad for Smartwater, which will run as magazine spreads as well as on billboards nationwide.
The ad copy reads: “I love the reflection of water… But what I drink is a reflection of me.”
According to E!, she was photographed by Craig McDean. Aniston’s first ad campaign for Smartwater were shot by Mario Testino.
Also, according to People, Aniston shared a private meal with musician John Mayer in a Miami restaurant that opened Friday afternoon just for them.
“I was happy to accommodate them,” says Charles Bell, general manager of Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink in the Miami Design District.
Aniston ordered a chopped chicken salad, while Mayer had a Serrano ham sandwich which “Jen ate some of,” says Bell. For dessert, the pair shared a chocolate-and-peanut-butter layered treat.








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Love this photo of Jen Aniston…. For the haters she has a great deal more natural ‘class’ than Jolie could ever imagine for herself. I shutter to think where Jolie’s fat lips have been throughout the years.
She looks bored.
jjb @ 04/26/2008 at 1:27 am Um, I think they say Manikston is high maintenance because:
1) She’s had 3 nose jobs
2) she’s recently had her chin shortened
3)she’s opted for botox, restylane filler and silicone cheek implants (see story in this week’s OKAY mag, and on Jossip) - leading to an oddly frozen faced mug that’s still fug.
4) After 10 years, she’s finally stopped the male hormones that were keeping her super thin for her TV show
5) she’s known as a diet and workout fiend - doesn’t miss a day of pilates, yoga, and treadmill — was a zone diet and nutrisystem spokeswh*re at the start of her ‘career.’ At the same thing for 10 years at lunch on the set of friends. Obsessed with extra poundage much??
6) she travels with her hair stylist and clothing stylist constantly - back when she had clout, she didn’t use the the on-set makeup and hair — she only wanted her own.
7) she tans relentlessly, everyday - so much so, her skin tone is always orange. Whether she’s playing a woman in California or a gallery owner in dead of winter Chicago.
8)she’s been bleaching her hair for 20 years, opting for that blonde Cali girl look which masks the frizzy coarse dark brown hair.
9)She admittedly has said she does not keep up with current events (see real life and things that matter in the world)..
10) She admittedly has said she was addicted to tabloids and has said she has had to go ‘on the wagon,’ with them.
11)She admittedly whined about how she hates NOT being able to wear the same thing twice.
12)She’s selling people their own tap water back to them, in non-eco friendly possibly poisonous plastic (whoever hooked her up with a bottled water deal must want to bury her career - seriously).
13) She reputedly had the first director of that horridly awful ‘Rumor Has It,’ movie fired because she hated how she was looking (and lit) in the dailies. It lead to Ted Demme quitting and Reiner coming on board at the 11th hour. Brad Pitt was mortified reportedly as his pal Clooney was producing the flick. The movie was godawful and she STILL looked like 25 miles of bad road in it, despite getting the director fired — I guess he made her look like 50 miles of bad road.
I could go on and on…but you catch my drift.
She’s a homely self absorbed high maintenance narcissist with NO personality. (see every appearance she’s ever made, and every interview she’s ever done - a dullard bar none).
She is a truest example of dumb luck I have ever seen.
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PLUS HER EX, TATE DONOVAN WHO SPENT YEARS WITH HER SAY SO : that she is indeed of high maintenance enjoying lavish hotels, doing nothing ect …while he is the opposite, hence their differences !
lia @ 04/26/2008 at 3:59 am No matter what she does she will never be as low as Angelina.
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umm getting intimate with BRAD on the first date when you are still officially enganged to another man and bragging about it on national tv to the embarrassed interviewer qualifies you as a number one **** and a dumb one.
Showing your a.s.s off publicly when kneeling around old men at nearly 40 is freakish and pathetic !
Qualifying publicly your own mum as a desease, refusing to help her when she may be on the verge of loosing her life when your own friends are shocked by the words you are using for the one who brought you to life and raised you makes you a real SOB, a fraud and a disgusting person !
She is lower than every actress out there who passed 30, she doesn’t even have BRIT youth as an excuse….plus she is dumb as hell !
awesome body!!
she looks like ellen pompeo here
boooring, shallow, selfish
haters…jealousy is a disease…too bad for your health..get well…lol
She cute and great!
Angelina is awitch and she is a cold woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brad is a poor blob, he doing all for Angelina. He is a very bad copie of Colin Farrell.
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I think that she looks lovely! Much more relaxed than in the Testino photos. As for those saying that the pose is too young for her - yeah, clearly, women her age are meant to sit for oil paintings *sarcasm* Funny how nobody foamed at the mouth about how “shallow” she is when she and Brad were still together. It’s not like people’s motivations on this thread (and others) aren’t woefully transparent.
By the way, have any of you actually met her? I have. 3 years ago, in fact, right after she filed for divorce. At that time, she had every excuse in the world to be more of a recluse - but she wasn’t. She was warm, approachable, and sweet as could be. And I am most definitely one of the “little people.” How very shallow of her, huh? ;)
beautiful and classy
good picture for her
Jen looks beautiful in this picture and appears to be at peace with nature. Good picture for her!
Go Jen. beautiful picture.
the real tita @ 04/26/2008 at 2:24 am
jennifer aniston say hello to jennifer grey
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ok, that was FUNNY!!!! thank you…clap clap..lol!
jen gets the photoshop award for this pic and it is still not a good one. poor thing. selling water bottles as a career move. aww.
Exactly #28! She’s so freaking vain! Look at me, look at me! Even when she did her boo-hoo VF article, she was in her panties! She’ll always find a way to be cheesecake. It always has to be about her boobs or her butt. God forbid they put her in a parka and cover her up! Anyway, I stopped buying SW after her last ad campaign. I won’t support this stupid and fake marketing ploy, (”I love the reflection of water…Puhleeze!). Such crap, so fake. Now I buy Whole Foods electrolyte water. It tastes ten times better.
Beautiful
Wow! She’s HOT! Loved the pensive expression as she lay on the dock floating the paper boat….i’ve done that very thing myself many times, daydreaming and such. Great advertising!
That doesn’t even look like her. I guess the master Mario Testino shot too realistic photos for Aniston’s ego. I guess it wasn’t worth it to hire one of the world’s best photogs if you’re just going to have to photoshop it anyway.
And, yea, how is that photo - essentially a cheesecake photo - inspiring to women who want to stay active and in shape. That’s a photo for an airhead coach potato. Should she be DOING something other than daydreaming?
I much prefer Jennifer Connelly’s ad highlighting the issue of the lack of clean water in the world. I love that she included her sons in the video and is getting them involved at early ages.
wildflower509 @ 04/26/2008 at 7:24 pm Wow! She’s HOT! Loved the pensive expression as she lay on the dock floating the paper boat….i’ve done that very thing myself many times, daydreaming and such. Great advertising!
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Yes, thank you, shill from Smart Water. Do you know how ridiculous you sound? Ridiculous enough that you must think we’re not smart enough to spot a plant when we see one.
Try again. Only this time don’t be so obviously lame.
Good photo of her but funny that they had to take a long shot of her laying on her stomach to do it. Who lays on a dock in their winter clothes looking out at an ugly pond?
aww thats a pretty pic!
it reminds me of a few pics i took for a pageant one year
Jen looks great at her age. She’s a fun, flirty girl. She has a very nice body that most women would like to have. Big breasts turn into elephant breasts as you age. I’m glad she’s not giving birth. She should adopt if she ever wants a kid. That way she’ll be a hot mama. No stretch marks, no loose skin hanging out over her bikini bottoms.
Don’t pollute our earth by drinking bottled water. Jen should know better than doing ads for it.
# 39 So funny @ 04/25/2008 at 10:07 pm cc @ 04/25/2008 at 9:59 pm
Why do I get the feeling that 90% of her fans are like you - WATCHED too much Friends to the point of can’t tell who is Rachel and Jen.
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wow “so funny”. you’re really into this. u keep coming back to read jennifers board so u can write more and more weird hateful comments. lol. just shows you care.
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