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Miranda to Orlando: Meet the Parents!

Miranda to Orlando: Meet the Parents!

Orlando Bloom grabs lunch with Aussie supermodel girlfriend Miranda Kerr and her parents, Therese and John Kerr, at Catalina’s restaurant at Rose Bay, Australia on Friday. This was the first time Orly met Miranda’s father.

Orlando, 31, and Miranda, 25, are expected to make their first official public appearance together at today’s David Jones AJC Doncaster Derby.

For more pictures of Orlando meeting Miranda’s parents, visit ElfLady.com. And for more pictures of the happy couple, visit Viply.de.

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102 Comments

# 1

WooHoo!.wedding bells?

# 2

i luv orlando
(tear)
but i’m happy he is at least not w/ kate anymore :)
peace

# 3

He is so hot (;

# 4

I thought she was 25.

# 5

Miranda 31???!!..seriously??..she could be 20!

# 6

25! 25! 25! Sorry, typo.

# 7

imdb says she was born in 1983..she should be 25..

# 8

hahahhaa..
it’s okie jared..
mistakes happens..

# 9
yes you can @ 04/25/2008 at 12:36 pm

yes you can see the rest of those pictures there and at wireimage and in the last Orlando thread with over 1000 post.

These are clearly set up as they are marked at wireimage that they are not to be used for magazines. That means an agreement was made with them. They arrived and left separately and if you look at the rest ofthe pictures you can see the awkwardness of it all.

So if this is a normal couple why make arrangements with wireimage to catch a family lunch?

AH Jared what took you so long?

I believe someone said this in another thread but I’d like to adopt a new name for the love birds. I will now affectionately called them Twit and Twat. T&T for short.

You think she’s taller than him?

That second link you posted doesn’t have pictures of them together. They are not even in the same frame what are you talking about?
For all we know it was a different day.

awww good for them thats great i like orlando he is super cute and a great actor!

http://WWW.VEECE.COM

[☆F a m o u s☆] @ 04/25/2008 at 12:48 pm

he’s a sci-fi sidekick and she’s a clothes-hanger. NOT IMPRESSED!

Elflady and JJ have a connection? How cute is that.

I noticed that, too. Since when does JJ give websites a public plug? Of course, some of those websites could be funded by the actors themselves…..

JJ gets tips from all people and readers. Someone at olove probably just sent him the pictures and the information. Happens all the time.
Myself and friends have sent him things before and he has posted them immediately.

Orlando is sooo adorable. I don’t see them lasting however. She is just beginning a massively huge career and is still pretty young. He is older and established. Here comes the ol’ scheduling conflicts, too busy for each other splitsville, yada yada yada. I’ll give it until the fall of 2008. He needs someone his own age in the same place career wise, or a non-actress sweet British girl. LOTS LOVE ORLANDO!

How stupid are we @ 04/25/2008 at 1:27 pm

Remember when these two went apartment hunting and when exposed they said they were set up by the condo company? Yet now he’s meeting her parents. Set up huh? Please!

As above, wow Orlando you are a twat and she’s the twit for hanging OFF you!

Marc Church @ 04/25/2008 at 1:31 pm

Miranda is the “ugliest” (if you can call VS women that) Angle of VS I’ve ever seen. There’s NOTHING, really NOTHING special about her.
Everything seems fake about her, she’s so ordinary in her little cuteness, no personality, no edge, no charisma. Where are the women with charisma?

sure you can call her ugly because she is. Have you seen her in candid shots. She is nasty.
lol. she looks just like her dad without makeup.

Either acting the part, or reveling in the role of doting boyfriend.

And then still keeping his distance from Kerr in front of the cameras yesterday

quotes from this article really tell me what this is about. Even the paper is questioning the sincerety of the relastionship and they have noticed that he does everything possible not to be photographed with her. when the papers are slipping inuendos in about the whole mess you know that it is falling apart and he is just going through the motions and probably thinking how long until this is over.

Finally, photographic evidence of some ‘togetherness.’ But where the H. was he whilst she was off ‘cavorting?’ Hope this pairing has a better chance of survival than the last one but the vast majority of ‘celebrity’ couplings are doomed to failure by their vey nature. Unfortunately I think the odds are against it.

Cute couple.

Take it to the bridge @ 04/25/2008 at 2:19 pm

Miranda’s soooooooo HOT

you are becomming even a bigger joke then Miranda, I hope she pays you a lot for making an ass of yourself.

outrageous! @ 04/25/2008 at 2:33 pm

I don’t know what papers you are referring, IGNORE, ibut t sounds definetely strange that if you want to keep your private life to yourself you call wireimages and the whole family is exhibit. the whole stuff is not definetely like him. He has always been so reluctant to get involved in this kind of things and provide explanations about his feelings… too strange to be true… he becames happy and willing to show “his feelings” overnight? She doesn’t miss the slightest chance to mention him no matter how appropiate it it is.. well, sincerely I think she is trying to make cash and get free extra publicity. Puke… isn’t it to go too far making the whole family get involved… well, maybe not. Someone said the family was precisely the most interested in making a star out of their daughter.
I have seen her in the clips and well, she sounds sooo childish and swallow… well, holding a bra is certainly not the best occasion to become philosophical but… well, not that kind of girl… I wonder what she talks with Orlando… they sound to have very different personalities…
On the other hand, I wonder what is the reason why if this relationship is business or “term of a contract” all this is happening… what’s behind Orlando’s bow to that show.

@28 You must have meant shallow and not swallow… Freudian slip? LMSAO

no doubt she swallows. Probably started at about age 13.
she is so disquesting,
Good thing is this must be almost over since the whole show had to have been for her in oz. Orlando can’t buy her a career anywhere else.

I can’t wait for the truth to come out and she will look like the pathetic loser she really is.

he is so common looking, and whats the big deal about him???

Only 29 comments? nothing much else to say? wow I’m impressed.

If you believe is just PR crap you’re playing their game. Omg 1000 comments in the previous thread? ha ha ha ha Keep going like that.

Where’s OB Pal? the shoot of Sidi and Lila was nice but an old one. Nice try btw. And who of Orlando lads are you? Kris? Mark? I’m missing you here, come back soon.

If he is not serious about her, why does he fly way over to Australia? Does he have something to promote there?

At least Miranda is younger, cuter and has better legs than Jen Aniston.

Oh she’s 100X hotter than “horse-face” Aniston. Yup - I’d do her!

some people said that all this is for show and miranda is blackmailing him and some other strange theories of this sort but yet you say she cheated on her boyfriend with orlando and how she is a bich becouse the cheating lasted a year and how orlando and miranda had hot se x and all but yet you say they have a contract and they are all pr explain to me how the to things combine

you got it. Not only do you not call wireimage but if you look closely at the website you can see it says in red letters that these are only available for online use and won’t allow them to go to any magazines.

Sure looks like as part of the package he agreed to be seen at lunch but yet still limited the release of pictures and where they were sent.

Certainly simple pap shots would not have such strings attached.
Why all the contracts?

Anyone who thinks they are set ups are so stupid. Why would Orlando do such a thing? Some people are so stupid. Of course he wouldn’t stoop to something that low. He has morals and is better than that. They are a real couple, but some of you just can’t handle it. He’s the most famous celeb in Sydney at the moment and I’m sure the paps have been trailing him since he got off the plain.

passing by @ 04/25/2008 at 4:20 pm

He doesn’t look upset or annoyed in her company. Good for you Orlando. Go for it, man. She is a pretty girl.

I don’t think the real frofro would spell “plane” as “plain”"

haters going crazy everytime pictures come up they can’t stand to see people happy it is sad

I’m not a hater and I would love to see him happy, but I’m not stupid or blind either. Nothing adds up. Simple as that.

Opps, you are right, I spelled plane wrong. Thanks!

Still, sad to see the jealous fatty haters mocking someone who is way hotter than they are. There’s a reason why Orlando is with her and not them, so obvious!

you shouldn’t borrow others names to post. No one makes you post under your own name, so using someone elses who is known in the fandom is rude as well as disrespectful.

What an idiot.

38 and 43 - why the **** would you make a sad attempt to post as me? Give it a rest K? I have made all of a half dozen posts at JJ. Claim your own words - please stop trying to put words into other peoples mouths.

As I said once before about “anon” posting - anyone can say anything and not have to own their words. Some **** head losers even go so far as to try to be someone else. I wont be posting EVER again at this place, so for anyone who gives a **** about what other people say at this place, any future posts made by someone claiming to be me, they are not me. If anyone cares to read what I have to say about anything, you know where to find me.

knew it wasn’t you, Fro. Not smart enough or sensible enough…see ya later. We’ll hold down the fort for ya

im more and more convinced that people that post on this site are crazy as hell that is why all the web things you are lunitics even at kate bosworth forums people think you are crazy the reason is simple why post or talk about someone you clearly don’t like while pretending to ignore her you don’t if you on’t like her don’t talk out her at all

ok, anyone now who can still say its a fake relationship has rocks in their head……….

that said, i’m not particullarly fond of her. she seems like the kind of girl who justed LOVED being populair in highschool…and there is alot to be said about yourself in the people you go for. i think i just lost alot of respect for him

he is so hot and she is really ugly that doesnt go together

dissapointed @ 04/25/2008 at 5:57 pm

SOMEONE SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO BURST THIS GUYS BUBBLE, HE’S BEEN LIVING IN IT LONG ENOUGH AND NEEDS TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ROSES.

OF COURSE SHE’S SWEET AND NICE YOU DUMBSH*T, EVERYONE IS SWEET AND NICE WHEN THEY CAN GET SOMETHING OUT OF IT !!!!!!!

SADLYBADLY @ 04/25/2008 at 6:13 pm

yeah, im sorta dissapointed to……. I think he could have been a wonderfull person, but then he had to be all sleezy at bars and crashing cars (hey, that rimed!!) and i think alot of his fans really gave him the benefit of the doubt. whatever, thats so over for me now, i mean seriously, going after that shallow spoiled panty model??!!!!! no better way to show youre true colours OB.

ill bet anyone here 50$ that they will be engaged before christmas. he’s doestn give **** if she has no integrity or morals, heck, i doubt he has any himself left

wow.
again, wow. you know i always used to say no matter how prety you are you cant get (away with) everything. she has trully changed my mind on that. so if you miranda-fans are going to aplaud her on something let it be that she is living proof that that, yes, if you are pretty enough (which she obviously is) you can get away with anything………… even being a condesending ***** who thinks she’s gods gift to the world (trust me, i’v witnessed first hand!)

@52 Don’t worry the bi!ch isn’t really going to get away with it all.
People are hip to her game. She must have something on Orlando to make him do this. If you haven’t been following along lately its pretty clear its all a big pr stunt but she is only getting some low end local gigs out of it all. 100k a year? That is no supermodel salary.

If you want to post on it stay on OB’s thread about the Red Circle.
Trying to make this thread fade away, along with cabbage girl herself,

after all this mounths i still don’t get the negatity around this two i mean that is non of your bussnes what somebody you don’t know es with his life he is 31 years old for god sake leave him alone

@53, hope youre right but i am sorta starting to agree with post #50. why isnt it that some people arent smart enough to realize when someone is doing it for their own gain. could she make it even more obvious?????? i’m sure doing him for fame istn the worst gig in the world, but ****……..open youre eyes dude.

And I just wanted to come back and say that I am superior to all of you. I am smarter, more refined, have more friends, and my **** doesn’t stink. I’ll go back to my palace now where my sheep lick my feet.

@56
dude, seriously…… no one is going to believe youre frofro. if youre going to post here at least be either for or against kerrbloom. not judging you on what your choice is but lets not waste hits on this thread so we can rip each other to pieces K?

Orly's a Set-Up Pro! @ 04/25/2008 at 7:00 pm

I am SO HAPPY that Jared did not waste his money on buying a whole bunch of the set-up pics from wireimage! You go, Jared!!! You are one smart dude, and I love you for it!!!

love orlando and his girlfriend no matter what some say i think they are a real couple and seem happy that is all that matters

Geeezzzusss @ 04/25/2008 at 7:53 pm

Sure if you want to live in a world of rainbows and moonbeams. Orlando and Miranda are together, however happy is something only they would know. So please unless you know them personally, stop giving them attention until they do something worthy of it!

Tommy and “hottie”, you two ageist C U N T S don’t know what you’re talking about and are working for Miranda. What does age have to do with anything. I’ve seen 30 and 40somethings who look younger and are better looking than 20 somethings. And MiMANda is just as mannish and Jennifer or any of these starlet w h o r e s who need inches of makeup and airbrushing to look good. His best bet was Naomie but you are probably racist f u c k s as well.

i said SEEM happy i don’t know them you are right as for the attention i love orlando why would i ignore him for what has he done for me to ignore him

I don’t see them having a happily ever after . Something about her just seems fake.

beautiful couple i like them

@KATE> tell me about it, you know its funny how she says that she practices budism and joga, but has any one ever heard of doing so before she met orlando????? i think someone got a few tips from PR or agent or whatever.

beautiful couple lets if we have more pictures of them while they are in australia

they r not gonna married, trust me.

kate @ 04/25/2008 at 8:22 pm
I don’t see them having a happily ever after . Something about her just seems fake.

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I agree!

Is it me or ever since Miranda dated orlando he has not been seen with his sister who is very dear and close to him or his father who always hang’s out with him and his friend’s and dog? I mean come on now whats going on was she that desprate for publicity to tell orlando not to be seen with anyone but her!So now i see who runs the pants in this so called relationship

They’re forgetting he stood her up at Xmas & made her look like a major fool. Then, he had to make up for it with the kamakazi papfest during & after Valentine’s Day right on into March. AND he spent some time with the 3 chickas in the back seat of the car! LOL! The whole thing stinks and is BIG mess and FAKE! But it’s funny as hell, too!

He has been photographed several times over the last 6-8 months, in the company of his father, his dog, her dog and his friends. His mother attended Sebastian’s gallery opening, along with Miranda. His sister may have been to LA a dozen times for all we know. Just because we don’t have pictures, doesn’t mean that it didn’t happen. Not EVERY second of the man’s life takes place in front of cameras. Pick something else to hate her for. I know that you’ll find something.

I really dont care about the other people saying they are a real couple because she does come off a little fake now espically because last year she was a nobody she was never asked to do David Jone’s fashion but now in 2008 when she hooks up with a movie star all these gigs are coming her way!
And for someone who love’s being private sure know’s how to flaunt her man in every interview possible I mean yeah if they mention it but it seem’s she already has a dialouge prepaired and if they keep on asking it her same comeback is “where here to talk about this” or its “im here for the but not for that” I mean come on now it’s pathetic
now
I cant wait til orlando introduces this girl to his mother father and sister im sure they would love to have an inlaw who models in thongs and bras for a living which is not much to brag about

im very confused with this relationship
sometimes they dont come off real but then they do I just want to hear if there dating from orlando not miranda but orlando then I will except the fact they are because I pretty much think she speaks for orlando
and they are a pretty cute couple if they are serious and are together but im just bored at the fact orlando wont say there dating but then well see pics about it

ah… well its nice to see at least her familie cares enough to defend her here on some of these threads!!! (come on people you KNOW they are classy enough to do so!)……… what’s wrong?!!! shocked youre “lovely randamay” (or whatever the f*ck they call her) hasnt been able to fool the people in the U.S. yet?????? not the warm welcome you were hoping for is it now????

you know it funny how these seemingly random things keep leaking out from her side the family but not from his….!!!!! I wish his family all the best in dealing with this bullsh*t and hope that they are smarter then he is!

lets try to not forget people; this is the girl who months agoin an intervieuw just casually let it slip out out that WE went to bed at this and this time.

They have already met her. Remember, she was at Sebastian’s gallery opening, which his mother attended. And his dad was photographed carrying her dog, which meant that they were in LA at the same time, so it’s a pretty sure bet that they were introduced. Don’t know about Samantha.

You think that she is “flaunting” their relationship, yet you think that it is “pathetic” when she steers the reporters back on the track? So you are admitting outright that no matter how she handles the questions, you will think that she is in the wrong? Hmmm?

the thing that pisses me off most about this whole thing is that she will probably get away with it all. the cheating on her BF’s, using people, the ruthless social climbing at no matter who’s expence, and the stupid twit who’s absolutely smitten with her because she looks hot in lingere. she might be using him, but lets not forget; he’s the sorry ass loser who lets it happen.

@77
uh… yeah, that would be because he enjoys it as much as she does!!!
trust me, they are both total fame whores

@76
no here has said she’s stupid- because that she certainetly is not. what about that incident were right after coyly professing how she likes to keep private things private, AND THEN GOES AND “ACCIDENTLY” FLASHES A PICTURE OF THEM MAKING OUT ON HER CELLPHONE??????!!!!!!!!!!! so yes, add that up with the rest of her stunts (read the other threads, there are people who know alot more then me) yes. she IS pathetic

Hahah its so funny to read the conspiracy theorists on here. Its great to keep the mind stimulated but I’m sure there are other things worthy of your mental exertion? War, politics, community?

They’re a cute couple. Glad they’re happy.

SSDD

My God, you people really need to come up with some new material.

STILL pathetic.

dont like him, and can stand her even less, but boy i cant wait for their first “public outing” at the David Jones AJC Doncaster Derby thing……

hours entertainment watching you guys rip each other to shreads.

I Luv Orlando too @ 04/26/2008 at 5:07 am

Miranda is 25 last sunday!!! Orlando is a great guy and I am sooo happy that he has found a new love bar Kate Bosworth!
PS she is also in Australia… Orlando and Miranda make a great couple and I hope they stay together! And before I go you should know that Orlando did not cheat on Miranda with Jen!!!

@79 Sweetheart, WTF are you doing on a GOSSIP BLOG if you wanna read about “war, politics, community”? Does that make sense to you?

@82 And you know that for sure because…? Oh, you’re just speculating, like the rest of us. Nevermind then.

Here they are at that horse race thingy

http://elflady.com/orlandolove/showthread.php?p=587856#post587856

I’m not sure why everyone has a problem with them. Orlando isn’t a big deal anymore and the model is just some flavor of the moment. This is the only blog that even bothers to cover them most likely due to the few posters who never fail to post here over and over and over.

anonymous @ 04/26/2008 at 6:53 am

some of you people on here are pathetic
just leave them alone

How come those people that are bored and annoyed by reading our comments on these two keep returning to read us again and again? You must love to be annoyed.

psst, kids come on over to the Orlando Red Circle thread. We have beer and hot wings.

No really, we are trying to stay off the cabbage patch threads. Its funny this chic gets hardly any attention in the US but what she does is mostly negative. hahahaha

outspokenashell @ 04/26/2008 at 7:56 am

I’m not going to say they aren’t a real couple cos I think they are just like he and Kate were…But, does anybody ever get deja vu? I do all the time. It’s like he’s with Kate except she’s wrapped up in a different package. I mean the man definately has a type that’s for sure!

It is very sad to see so many obviously JEALOUS people commenting on this photo. They look happy together and good luck to them (of course this photo isn’t a setup - it has all the hallmarks of a pap shot).

Don’t know if JJ will get around to showing today’s “at the races” photos, where O and M look very happy and very together indeed.

Can’t wait for the tedious, but totally predictable very bitter and twisted remarks about how terrible they both look, more lame brain conspiracy theories, etc. I have to wonder what the IQ of some of the contributors is.

“Can’t wait for the tedious, but totally predictable very bitter and twisted remarks”

Your looking forward to the negativity? That makes you just as sad and pathetic as the people you are criticizing.

Dear Renee,

That comment of mine was sarcasm.

I’m not actually hanging out to see the photos I referred to on JJ or the resulting bitter and twisted comments - well, not hanging out for long anyway. In fact, that’s it - I’m off !

Enjoy those cosy OB/MK “at the races” photos when you see them (I guess you’re one of the jealous ones - I can’t be bothered checking back to see your previous comments).

Chrissie.

predictable? predictable are those who assume anyone who doesn’t like Miranda is jealous. I wouldn’t want to be her for anything. She is one messed up sad little girl who after ten years of modeling still has to use a man to get a pathetic local store modeling job.

She isn’t liked because people see her as a user, a liar, a cheat, a fake and so much more.
What is there to be jealous of ? surely not her average girl at the mall looks.
Hate to see those cheeks in a few more years. Gravity won’t be kind.

oh, so they’re really together.

Love the derby pics. So cute together.

Does it really matter what someone else says? We are all here for the same things: entertainment and gossip. We read and comment on what is said.

Whether you are pro or con for this couple does not matter. We can post our opinions and speculations forever and it will not change anything about them or any of us for that matter.

We all have the choice not to click to come here or read what is posted or to post. I like being able to voice my opinion. And it is my opinion and I’m not here to get anyone to change their minds or even agree with me. I like the freedom that this site gives me.

ugly girl inside and out in my opinion

To post #92, I think the jealously displayed by a number of commenters could be for more than one reason:

1. Most likely reason: the commenter is an OB fangirl, and is jealous of MK as a result (I don’t mean all fangirls - just the jealous commenters here ).

2. A few would be jealous of her looks yes, because let’s face it, most of us aren’t in the same ballpark lookswise.

3. And some males are jealous of OB’s looks.

Jealously breeds mean spirited, nasty and sometimes just plain loopy comments.

And sure - it is fine for people to be critical, as long as they explain why they’re being critical, e.g. try this “MK is fugly, but that might be as I’m a complete OB freak and insanely jealous”. The reality is that such comments will not be posted.

Of course MK is an exceptionally good looking girl, all conspiracy theories expressed on this page are just plain idiocy and OB and MK look very happy together. It may not last but good luck to them.

chrisse
You said in your earlie post you weren’t coming back here.

LOL! I’m sure you’ll be back again.

no real beauty at all ( there are other special “famouse people” out there) she is not nice and 100% opposite of attractive in real life

all in my opinion

@97

Yeah, Chrissie! Someone who makes sense and can write intelligent thoughts! Woo- Hoo

I’m in agreement with most of what you said….

And, I don’t know what all that is about not coming back, but I’m grateful you did. :)

im not a fan of his new girlfriend. but who agrees with me that he took some time away from hollywood after his split and just waited for his wounds to heal and diddnt hurry into another relationship. so see atleats the possitive side of it all.

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