Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer’s Miami Meet-up

Wake up dreamers,Brad will never ever take this kootchie ,he ran so far to get away from her another country,jen went to england looking for Brad and he hid out from her,Jen said she was doing promotional work ,she was begging Brad to come he Blew her ass away ,four years and months ago…………….she needs to hang on to John maybe he will kiss ass.

no just passing @ 04/26/2008 at 1:58 pm
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Lemme see now…

They were supposed to break up right after Shiloh was born, remember?

Then they were supposed to break up right after Cannes last year.

Then they were supposed to break up last August.

Then they were supposed to break up in January.

Meanwhile you’ve been holding your breath till you are blue in the face waiting for them to break up, and the lack of oxygen has destroyed the three brain cells you had left.

I can picture you now five years down the line, picking fleas off yourself in your padded cell, drool running down your chin, muttering to yourself “They’re gonna break up next week… they’re gonna break up next week…”

mrs.jones @ 04/26/2008 at 2:08 pm

Brad would be over moon If he had a chance to be with Jen again.seriously you will understand it when Jolie dump him and when he opens up about her.I don’t think his words will be as much lovely as he is still talking about Jen.look at pics of him with Jen out and about not RC and then compare them to him and Angelina’s photo.they won’t do you any goody.whenever they were out together almost all the time unlike now that Brad loves his bikes more than Angelina,they were all over each other and were kissing unlike with Angelina which seems he is about to start crying and is sad and last pics of them seem like they were fighting in front of papz.

he even sent his mother to Jen’s house to beg her to forgive him,but Jen kicked his ass.lol he would die If he had a chance in Jen’s bed again.

yeah he spent 9 months away from her filming troy,lol, and there is that little thing of dumping her in record time and starting a family,he misses her like a wh ore misses church.

i hope perez doesn’t get jealous,

yes @ 04/26/2008 at 2:15 pm
the man is into some freaky things, read his blog.
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I’ll pass, thanks. I’m still trying to digest my lunch and this is NOT helping!

the jen hens don’t seem to have anything to defend about the golden showers,lol, your idol getting peed on good luck with that one.

john mayer is a homosexual

You are ass liar,Brad never sent his mom to beg the chin HO ,the only time Mrs.Pitt went to pick up small item left after divorce.Did you see how mad Jen left ,and jen called papz to tell them Mrs. p itt was coming…jen will do anything so she doesn’t look like pitiful dumped person…I guess you will be waiting forever bacause Brad is not leaving Angelina….Brad has tattoo’s all over his body concerning love for Angie a man who does this has no intentions of going no where plus he is not leaving Angie or his kids…

Angelina will never dump Brad even if she gets bored with him because she needs him. She needs him as a father to her children, a provider to her and their needs, a producer who will give her leading parts long after no one else does. Why, she’s 33 this year and though this is a perfectly normal age out of Hollywood, it is a crisis point in the movie business. She’s no longer as hot as she was when she met Brad in Mr & Mrs Smith. Sadly, he is not hot, either, but she looks better because he does too much to help raise the children in their family.

Some people keep accusing Jen of manipulating Brad for 7 years but I don’t believe in that. All I can say is that he has never seemed more manipulated than now - with all the children who aren’t his but who he legally adopted because he is a decent person, Angelina will manipulate him for a lifetime. Even if he splits from her someday, he’ll never never get out of her clutches because he’ll have to work like crazy to pay child support even when he’s old and needs some rest. Golden years? I don’t think so.

I have no idea what he saw in this crazy, self-centered woman, who unashamedly admits she tried all known drugs before she was 20, but even the blind can see that Brad has no real partner in this relationship. Angelina is not a source of good advice and not the kind of friend who’ll say “stop” if she thinks that things are going too far. By doing everything he wants, she simply gives him enough rope to hang himself in her best interest. Why would she do the opposite if that helps her to control him in the long run?

Jen is lucky to be out of this. It’s a shame that Brad is drowning in a mess created by his own dreams, though. They are good dreams. How come they led to such a lifelong mess?

wait….John Mayer is in Miami? Watch out Aniston!!! I’m on my way!

Meeting of the fugs?

I hope Maniston uses a good moisturizer on her skin…you know fresh pee can irritate the skin…oh well, her skin is already damaged and fragilized by the sun rays…

Good luck jen, take great care of that skin of yours, beware of the that urine from your new toy boy ! lol !!!

jenny a ho! will never get tat stuff she wants in life she want **** from other man!

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# 142 Just passing @ 04/26/2008 at 3:14 pm Angelina will never dump Brad even if she gets bored with him because she needs him. She needs him as a father to her children, a provider to her and their needs, a producer who will give her leading parts long after no one else does. Why, she’s 33 this year and though this is a perfectly normal age out of Hollywood, it is a crisis point in the movie business.

Angelina has an Oscar, 3 Golden Globes, 3 SAG Awards, and achieved the highest critical acclaim of her career with A Mighty Heart. Even at the YOUNG age of 32. She has no need to keep acting - and has already stated that acting is not something that she aspires to be remembered for - she wants to be a great UN Ambassador and help teh world through her projects - acting just makes that possible. But she’s a young woman, so she’ll act in things that inspire her. Drew Barrymore Charlize Theron and Reese Witherspoon are all the same age or older than Angelina is - suck it haters!! Hahahahaha). She’ tied with Reese as the highest paid actress in HW. But hey…thanks for proving my point that at the age of 40, Aniston has one foot in the grave and is not worth anyone’s time, especially since she has no talent to speak of, hell - Lifetime is too good for her

She’s no longer as hot as she was when she met Brad in Mr & Mrs Smith.

Oh, really? She fell that fast from just 3 years ago? You need to get glasses and check the polls — just two this week. She thsi month she was ranked as the Most Beautiful EVER. EW weekly: Angelina is the hottest actress of ALL time Telegraph: Marilyn Monroe is the hottest most beautiful actress of yesteryear. Angelina Jolie is the hottest most beautiful actress today. Even the cheesy men’s magazine’s polls that only count for masturbatory purposes, have Angelina Jolie at #9 (Paltrow doesn’t even rank, and Maniston fell 8 spots to 47. Bahahahaha!! )

Let’s see you chase around 4 kids, travel to Iraq, Darfur, and the Sudan, give birth twice in two years, give critically acclaimed performances of a lifetime in your chosen profession, and be ranked ONLY behind Oprah and Bono as the ‘most Influential humanitarian,’ in the WORLD…and STILL roast the twinky b*tches on these sexy hot polls. Where’s Aniston ranked? I’ll tell you. NO WHERE. EVERYONE knows that is one ugly b*tch, even her own MAMA!! Hahahaha! Angie gets ranked and doesn’t even TRY…compare that to desperate ho’s like 40 yr old Aniston stripping like a crazed trailer park granny at the beach, or some of these other ****** who in order to even GET a ranking in the rag, posed with their thongs around their ankles!! Hahahahaha!

Angelina Jolie rules the f**kin’ world b*tch. Aniston can’t even shill tap water or act her way out of paper bag - and she sure isn’t attractive, as PROOF of her plastic surgey and face rehaul. She’s Dustin Hoffman in a bikini at BEST.

Sadly, he is not hot, either, but she looks better because he does too much to help raise the children in their family.

Hahahaha you need glasses - or did you miss all the stars on the red carpet at the Oscars, ooohing and ahhing over Angie & Brad at the Indie Spirits. Even Presidents and Kings have their names on their lips. They are beautiful Hollywood Royalty. Maniston is a tacky ham sandwich.

Some people keep accusing Jen of manipulating Brad for 7 years but I don’t believe in that. All I can say is that he has never seemed more manipulated than now - with all the children who aren’t his but who he legally adopted because he is a decent person,

Fool. Yeah explain to us how a single guys is forced into ‘adopting,’ children. Then you can explain how he tripped and fell d**k first into Angie knocking her up every year he’s known her, and never leaving her side for almost 4 years running, ya dumb b*tch. hahahahaha

Angelina will manipulate him for a lifetime. ……blah blah blah blah
Jen is lucky to be out of this. It’s a shame that Brad is drowning in a mess created by his own dreams, though. They are good dreams. How come they led to such a lifelong mess? more blah blah

Perhaps when you take another hit off that crackpipe you’re smoking you can continue to block out the stars that hold their relationship out as the ultimate in devotion, support and love…and maybe you can continue to ignore the bliss, and happiness of a family that is inseparable you f**king bitter jealous hag. In the meantime, come up with another wack scenario that explains how Brad permanently tatted Angelina on her 6 pack abs, how he says “the greatest gift he could ever give his children, is Angelina as their mother.” B&A are at their optimum peak when with each other - whether it’s helping the world, raising children, or giving performances of a lifetime. While Aniston is an old TV sit-com hack of a JOKE, with a face that scares small children.