Orlando & Miranda are the Derby Duo

Poor boy looks strained and miserable.
It’s almost over orli and the three chicks are waiting for you at Foxtails!

The DT her favorite hometown rag is lying again for her saying they are close to marriage. LOL.

she looks like a cheap call girl with all that makeup.

She looks like Tila Tiquila. Not attractive

they look very happy together.

Jared you really deserve a spanking now.

at least Jared isn’t calling her a supermodel anymore.
Supermodels don’t work for local department stores.

How many modeling campaigns does Kate have?
CK, Coach and more.

now that i think about - i think you may be right karmakey. but of course the only ones who know for sure would be the two of him. as long as he is honest with himself. which doesn’t seem like he is i’m afraid. but then again we’ll probably never know. time will tell. i’m a writer and i try to get inspiration from sincere love expressed between two people. and i’m not getting as much inspiration out of these two anymore. maybe it’s time to look else where.

She looks like she’s going to a funeral! Actually she looks like she’s going to the funeral of a rich old man she married then killed off for the cash! Debatable whether you should wear black to a day time event other than a funeral

Dayum! Them crows feet sure are showin up on that 24 year ole girl!

Black is perfectly appropriate for a daytime event, and long as it isn’t covered in sequins. And since this is a Black and White event, it is perfect. I think that she could have chosen a younger hat though.

She’s dressed up to the hilt and he didn’t even bother to shave, classy dude!

i dont like “kerrbloom” how about “orlanda”??

Are Orlando and Miranda a serious couple?

depends on who you ask. She likes to tell the press they are but if you follow him you would know that he was just recently seen out at the clubs with a bunch of other women. He isn’t showing signs of being serious but she is trying to nail him down. Good luck with that but I think the saying goes “he’sjust not that into you” Miranda.

If he was really serious about a girl most of his fans think he wouldn’t let her use him or he wouldn’t invite a agency like wireimage to a lunch meeting with her dad like that. It’s just a way to let her act like its a big deal in her home town.

It’s not impossible at all. I do it all the time.

it’s crazy to think that people waist time and energy hatin two people they don’t know and never will to me they are beautiful

@spirit

I agree. You make a really good point. I guess it is just wait and see what happens. Although, I know what I’m hoping for. I don’t want to come across as hating, that’s not my intent. Just my observations of the interactions and nothing more.

they are so picture perfect!

I prefer Kate Bosworth

Miranda is glowing, she looks flawless in these pictures…wow!!!
They make a really cute couple.

THEY ARE SOOO CUTE TOGETHER. DIMPLES OVERDRIVE!!!!

Talk about caking yourself with makeup.

what is that in her head! and her legs are super tan but the rest of her body is just super white! omg

Why do some people complain so much about Miranda’s looks? I just see a pretty and healthy looking girl. Much better than those super skinny models. The so-called imperfections people comment on only help to individualize her and there’s an attractiveness in that. Orlando’s not perfect looking either by conventional standards, but he still manages to be gorgeous.

Miranda is a pretty girl and she and orlando look so cute together, but that red lipstick looks awful on her. She also needs to lose that ridiculous looking hat

I can see some things in these pics. She is absolutely delighted that she is seen with Orlando. She is always looking at the camera, while Orlando doesn’t look straight at the camera the whole time. Then, he goes with her in tow. does it ring a bell? the same way he walked with KB. But, curiously enough, when he is with other women he never leaves them in tow, Fiona, his american manager… so I can see a different kind of behaviour… I wonder why. and all that about the pics and wireimages… omg… sorry for those who don’t like this kind of things… it is sounds “not like him”. I mean, Hollywood industry is bloodthristy and I am not talking about blackmailing, but “you scratch my back and I will scratch yours… we don’t know how hollywood bussiness works. I don’t think if Orlando has had to bow to fake a relationship with that girl he is dishonest, a rubbish or something in kind… you work… and how many times have you had to bow to circunstances just because you needed to keep your job?

I don’t like MK… in fact I can’t stand her because I think she is unrespecful to what Orlando has always wanted to do, keep himself for himsefl… she is having the time of her life and I cant put up with that kind of behaviour…
he doesn’t look exactly happy… but more interested in enjoying the races… he hardly looks at her… she is the one who is interested in showing the whole world who is next to her.
I am sorry for him… it must be really sad to know that you are being use and you are such a profitable face.

funny….. I thought the derby was supposed to be CLASSY….

what is that cheating-sly-fame-hungry-panty-model doing there?????

I do like “Orlanda” haha.
My problem is that she thinks she talks so “coyly” about their supposed relationship but really, she just wants the attention.

She looks so ugly ! x.x’
Orlando is so lovely *O* I love he !

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“The only people who prefer Kate are the ones who don’t want to imagine him having sex with any woman. Orlando and Kate were such a sexless union.”

First of all, you’re not the real Frofro, and second of all, you sound like someone else in Orlando’s fandom who used to say the same thing…. and couldn’t stand Kate…..and insisted Kate was gay….and gave Orlando a free pass for doing the same things Kate supposedly did…..and blamed Kate for the pr pap shots….garfieldhatesorlando aka tigerlilly aka toosmartforyou aka maydaynoway aka joan aka Sarah Clark! Hope I’m wrong, but I doubt it. She insisted it was a sexless relationship, too. yeah, right. ;) Then he must have been gettin it on with other babes on the side, right? So, he was cheatin way back when already with Kate, right? Oh yeah, you can’t cheat on someone when the relationship is fake anyway, right? Uuhh huh.

I don’t think anyone cares who or what Orlando’s having sex with these days. People have figured out some things for themselves.

wow i think she’s too overdone for a derby

i am so sick of this manipulative sly *****…….. with her coy BS answers ,,oh..!! I dont like… that about, like that kind of stuff……i’m soooo private” . 2 min later she’s “acidently” flashing pictures of her and orlando making out………

,,she looks about as cheap as his sunglasses do!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

hihi, to funny!!!!!!

He is talking with Hugh Jackman (and his wife) in pic 14 !!

still more hits than leo and bar

Hi, I”m frofro, I’m the best fan in the world. I spend 72 hours nonstop to post about this outing, only stoping to sleep. I have no life really which is why I dedicate all my time, talent (what little there is) to Orlando just in case he takes time out of his life, goes on the internet, and sees my devotion. And I like to accuse other people of things that they don’t do because I’m judgemental, can’t let go, am a hyprocrite that way. Ain’t I the greatest?

Dear Frofro,

It makes me wonder how much of a life you have, if you would waste so much time of your precious life, pretending to be someone who doestn have a life.

Sincerely,
Danicka

P.S.
You guys ripping eachother to pieces over a couple of overrated famehungry celebrities has been wonderfull entertainment for the long and boring afternoon, now please go get a life.

I’m not a big fan of the dress she’s wearing. And the sunglasses are fug that he’s wearing, but at least they are happy, or seem to be.

I remember a fwe months back, wasnt she dating another guy? An aussie who’d she been with for years.
And there were snaps of her and Orlando and she denied anything. She said she was very much inlove with her boyf and orlando was just a friend?

I love Victoria Secrets (were Miranda comes from), they are like a respectable working girl/prostitution ring for the very rich, the very famous and the very gay! (Actors!)

lol. Haven’t you seen cabbage patch kids before? They all look like that.

silly not pretty girl and all she will ever work is “youth”
nightmare without makeup
he is better than her…why is he so public in this relationship
lets hope it ends fast
she is not nice
all in my opinion…

who says she is ugly must be blind or jelous

she looks odd with the classy look.

awww :) they’re adorable!

Maybe if he cared about his appearance and had good grooming habits, he would.

WHATever…

gross style, is she going to a funeral.
orly’s got bad taste in the women.
Sorry but I used to think highly of orly. Not anymore, yucky looking couple

who painted her face, she looks like a china doll with that pound of make up on her face. High class call girl is the look of the day for Miranda, maybe she is making money to be set up for life, by charging for each fu*ck. That is about one step below what she is doing selling herself as a panty model.

she has to only be about 5′6-5′7 because she wearing decent heels and is about even with orlando who is 5′11

You bashers are totally brainwashed- she is the most natural looking model out there. She hardly has ANY makeup on in these photos, its only because you are not used to seeing her with red lipstick. She is barely wearing any foundation/powder OR eye makeup!! I would know, I actually saw her on the day!

She has the most perfect skin, hair, teeth (and no they are not buck they are perfectly straight and white) & an amazing figure. She may not be everyones “ideal” looks, but she is a sweet girl who is obviously attractive. You dont get paid thousands & thousands of dollars from Victorias secrets for being ugly!!

Is it because you make are making yourselves feel better by putting down a complete stranger? Or is it you are SO OBSSESED with the thought of Orlando, you think you have actually got a chance?

They just give me the creeps. They look like Stepford people!

had a typo-that was suppose to be If “She” had any concern……

about the makeup bit-anyone can see its about an inch thick. We’ve seen too many pictures of her with zits and looking pale and blotchy anyway. VS must do a lot of airbrushing and even then they only use he for the pink line.

about the teeth-they aren’t buck but they are not perfect. The two front ones are too long and it stands out. They are not perfect . It does look a bit rabbit like when she smiles. Perhaps with the cheeks its like a rabbit and a chipmuck mated or something.

Funny you say that, Chrissie, because the same jealousy argument was used when he was with Kate. Fact of the matter was and still is that not everyone is jealous of Orlando’s flavor-of-the-month GF.

I like them together and I think he looks happy.

orlando looks good and happy that is all that counts i don’t give as **** who he dates that ’s his desision

#107 here again. I was around back then and some things are eerily familiar. True, in some cases it won’t matter who Orlando hooks up with ’cause there will always be girls and women who won’t like her. Then there will always be those who just have their own ideas of what type of woman or girl they’d like to see Orlando with. I wasn’t impressed by Kate’s looks or her interviews, and I’m not all that impressed with Miranda. Personally, I think Miranda’s pretty, but I’m not comfortable with the amount of Orlando namedropping she does constantly. But if he’s okay with it, then that’s his business.

For what it’s worth, I’m comfortable in my own skin and don’t feel the need to compete with actresses and models. Some actresses and models I like, and some I don’t. It’s called *personal preference*, not jealousy. But I can’t speak for anybody else - only myself.

I don’t think it’s fair to try to compartmentalize people who don’t like Miranda or who don’t like Kate, or people who don’t like Orlando. Everybody has different taste. Some of the people who couldn’t stand Kate actually like Miranda, and some who couldn’t stand Kate and found her fake and pap-happy see the same traits in Miranda, so they don’t like her either. But these are the women Orlando *chooses* to be with, so if he’s with fake phoney women, it means he’s fake and phoney himself. Either way, it’s not our problem, and it’s HIS choice. That’s how I see things. :)

This is a scary place…

Now I can understand the “fangirls” (the name given to anyone making a positive comment apparently) coming to this site to see the photos and to comment…what I can’t understand is all those who hate one or both of them but seem to know all about them…that’s the mystery. Why would you know the history of someone you hate? Seems like those haters spend much too much time learning about people they don’t like…

Apparently I need better time management skills. I don’t have enough time to look up the people I like…much less the people I don’t care too much about. Life is so short, taking so much of your time to research someone just so you can trash them on the internet is, well…

‘Tis a scary place indeed.

# 115 gumbo @ 04/27/2008 at 12:34 pm This is a scary place…

Now I can understand the “fangirls” (the name given to anyone making a positive comment apparently) coming to this site to see the photos and to comment…what I can’t understand is all those who hate one or both of them but seem to know all about them…that’s the mystery. Why would you know the history of someone you hate? Seems like those haters spend much too much time learning about people they don’t like…

Apparently I need better time management skills. I don’t have enough time to look up the people I like…much less the people I don’t care too much about. Life is so short, taking so much of your time to research someone just so you can trash them on the internet is, well…

‘Tis a scary place indeed.
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I feel the same way like you. If you ever found out the reason why these people who loathe Orlando Bloom so much, but know everything about him, spend all their time blogging about him, please let us know. Very intriguing to me.

#113 just gotta say that is a good post :) ! Very well said @Chrissie!

@120…

“Did you ever think that maybe we just don’t like her for being such a superficialy user, and him for playing the hypocrite game…”

Oh my - is that the voice of God? “Judge not and thou shall not be judged.” Who are you and how do you know them both so well? I’m sure you could tell us some interesting stories, huh?

“But since most of us hava abaondoned her threads, I guess she has to get some posts from sonewhere and her shippers are here in force.”

First, I don’t know where “sonewhere” is and second, what is a “shipper”? Please pardon my lack of knowledge about all the things you know so well…

Poor Carmen, She gets ragged on all of the time.
Last I heard she left the OB fandom months ago.

that guy is such a tool.

“that guy is such a tool.”

So are you with a name like “KKK”.

From a blogger in Australia

“On Saturday night, we met Kelly for dinner at North Bondi Italian. While we were having a drink and waiting for our table, guess who showed up? Yes, that’s right, couple of the moment, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr. They apparently made their first public appearance together earlier that day, at the races.

I don’t actually think I’ve seen Orlando in anything other than OK! magazine, and I am not entirely familiar with Miranda’s oeuvre; she’s only a Victoria’s Secret model (overrated American underwear brand, known mainly for its curvaceous models). But she has recently been signed to be the new face of David Jones, replacing the gorgeous Megan Gale, so I guess I’ll be seeing a lot more of her. Cos we hang at the same places, you know.

FYI, he looked quite weedy and not extraordinarily good-looking in person. She was certainly tall and very skinny with racehorse-type legs. Cade had never even heard of Miranda Kerr before Saturday night, but he spent Sunday morning googling images of her.”

What’s wrong with me saying s k a n k y?

She has the cutest dimples. I still think he should go back to Kate Bosworth. I thought they were great together.

I’m not from Australia, so I have a quick question about a turn of phrase the blogger used- “…..he looked quite weedy”? Where I come from that phrase would have a certain connotation, and I was wondering if it was the same there?
Also interesting, ” only a Victoria Secret model” and “I think I’ve only ever seen him in OK! Magazine”. That pretty much says it all about them, doesn’t it? Sad little desperate d-list celebrities/social climbers.

All the comments about the “Evil Miranda” and “Disadvantaged Orlando” seem to say that you believe Orlando is either pretty stupid or has done something very bad that he could be so taken advantage of by this wanton hussy. Either way, adding all the comments to “Orlando’s thread” is not supporting him - just making him look dumber than dirt.

You people are delusional and need to come to grips with reality. The reason he’s doing so much for her, if in fact he is, is because he’s hitting it and you must accept it - ’cause it must be pretty good! :).

So many people who know all the intimate details of OB’s and MK’s lives. It is really quite amazing. Are you all personal friends or something?

And so many people who must be extremely good looking indeed … if they think OB and MK are ugly.

#135 : “weedy” just means skinny here in Oz.
#137 : I more or less agree with you (maybe there’s a little love there too though).

The main thing that annoys me about MK, is that she says she is writing a book about nutrition - a subject which she has studied for two years!!! The idea of a model writing a book at all, and then on top of it one on nutrition of all things (how to survive on 2 lettuce leaves and 100 vitamin tablets a day) …. Words fail me.

And the main thing that annoys me about OB, is that he is just taking the easy route with his career - popcorn film after popcorn film. He does not need to keep doing them for the money. You could conclude that he realises he is a crap actor, so there is no point signing up for quality films - but I think he can act, at least some of the time (e.g. Ned Kelly).

Anyway, OB and MK are just a couple. Can’t imagine they’ll stay together forever. She won’t hurt his very lucrative career, and he certainly won’t hurt her career. They’re both laughing all the way to the bank, regardless of the many dopey comments both here and on IMDB.

hop3 th3y happy 43v3r …..
I’m fan of Orli …

I am one of OB’s biggest fans but I can’t help agree that this situation looks like a publicity stunt to keep him in the public eye because his career seems to have prematurely come to an end.

It’s very sad because if this goes on, all his fans are going to lose respect for him…

He left the “An Education” production people in a difficult situation when he decided to opt out at the last minute cos of some part in a film in Hong Kong - and what’s happened? That was in March and its May now and there’s still no sign of any film in Hong Kong - I think he made a big mistake. Now he’s only good for being a trophy boyfriend for Miranda to wheel out at every event to boost her ratings

I think it all starts out with good intentions but once the gf realizes how being connected to OB can boost her career and media coverage then she becomes this attention hungry paparazzi worshipper! It’s human nature (for women especially) to crave attention and they get more than their fair share with OB.

I feel sorry for him… What can he do? It’s not his fault they get such attention - and it’s definitely not his fault that his gfs end up loving the limelight more than him. With OB they get a caring bf and all the media attention they could ever want… What more could they ask for????

Had anyone ever heard of Kate Bosworth before she got her claws into OB????

you know what i agree with you he needs sombody humble average looking and sombody who will encourage him to start working agian. hes my favorite actor and i wish that he will do somthing else then just waist his time on a vain superficioul person like her.

I agree 100% with you Orli Fan! You put it soooo well :) Thanks!

He needs someone who won’t care about the paparazzi and all that attention - someone who will take care of him, encourage him and support him so that he has the confidence to go out there and get the parts he deserves… Instead of complaining that he sleeps with his dog and wears the same clothes every day (which is what MK did)!

He clearly needs a woman around but one that is more interested in him than her own reflection in the mirror :)

OK…..Kerr you’re really making me mad now. Step away from the Bloom or *#@* is going to pop off. And also…I agree with Dee Cee.

LOVE THESE TWO TOGETHER!