Mariah Carey is a Tennessee Tiger

Lanette, how come you’re not married?

FYI Mariah Carey was married to Tommy Mottola once for a few years. One marriage is enough for some people. Has it occurred to you that she doesn’t want to marry again? Mariah’s not a prostitute. She doesn’t sleep around. Her relationships are serious, unlike most of yours.

Im not mean; Im honest. She is not a good looking woman, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In my opinion, her face is weird; its not symmetrical and its just weird looking. Her body, well, its tighter now, but it still not a great body. She has a wide flat but, square top and huge feet. Hmm… can we say sponge bob

Ely you’re the kind of toad who says Mariah Carey looks weird, but thinks someone like ghostly Scarlett Johansson is drop-dead gorgeous and has a perfect bod….. yea, we know your kind….

Mariah Carey is not the most beautiful woman walking the earth, but she’s attractive. Not ugly. Many attracitive people don’t photograph as well as they really look. See an eye doctor. If you don’t like her as a person, that’s your problem. Mariah is known for being very feminine and well-groomed. She always smells really great and her feet are as smooth as a baby’s feet because she gets pedicures and every other pampering known to woman.

When Cranium gets into bed with his partner, the partner feels tree trunks.

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You above are sick! I’m calling Bellevue to pick you up.