OlderAniston & Mayer are Poolside People
Wed, 30 April 2008 at 5:35 pm
Here are the high-quality pictures of bikini-clad Jennifer Aniston and shirtless hunk John Mayer canoodling over the weekend in Miami, Florida.
Jen, 39, and John, 30, shared a poolside bed at the Mandarin Oriental’s private beach club on April 24.
“They were very close to one another,” a witness tells In Touch. “They were cozy. It was obvious they have something for each other.”
“John was the one more into the moment,” adds the witness. “He was paying more attention to her than she was to him.”
DO YOU THINK Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer make a good couple?
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Inaugurating Mayer-Aniston
MAYERIED Jen, John, in Touch (Photo: In Touch Weekly)
New couple/publicity stunt alert: Sad singleton Jennifer Aniston gets hot and heavy with singer/songwriter and Us “Cad of the Year” John Mayer in Miami!
Jen, 39, and John, 30 (ooh, sexy age difference!), met on a fix-up by mutual buddy Sheryl Crow (Star, In Touch), or began an Internet flirtation after meeting six months ago (Us), or met about a year earlier through business associates (Life & Style). All the mags agree Jen invited John down to the sunshine state and suggested they get together when she heard he was going to be in town for something else. That or John asked Jen if he could come visit. The two spent an intense four days together, enjoying 400 meals at the city’s hottest eateries, rubbing suntan lotion on each other’s toned bodies poolside at her hotel, and shopping at the local Publix. It must be serious; no one has ever seen these two buy groceries, ever.
The Bauer sister sibs—Life & Style and In Touch—somehow both manage to run the same “World Exclusive” set of photos of the couple lounging around the Mandarin Oriental’s pool and playing with their coffee cups at the hotel’s Café Sambal restaurant. Meanwhile, the other glossies are forced to Photoshop together various shots of bikini-clad Jen and John (minus a few tattoos) from separate beach stock. Everyone scores tons of eyewitnesses/waiters/pool boys to talk about how cutesy the couple was—”She giggled; they looked like they were on a date!” And In Touch splashes across the cover that they get John to “talk about his sexy weekend with Jennifer Aniston;” Translation, when the mag’s reporter bombarded song boy at LaGuardia Airport on Monday, he brushed her away and said, “My weekend was good.”
Despite all this, no one thinks that the couple can go the distance. John’s buddy tells Us, “He’s a real ladies man. It won’t last.” And John does have a pattern of bad behavior. Life & Style points out that he once joked in a stand-up act that sex with his ex Jennifer “Love My Curves” Hewitt was somehow akin to food poisoning. While a “friend” of John’s other ex, Jessica Simpson, laments to OK! that John was all into Jess, and then just dropped her: “He got bored and stopped returning her calls.”
But the most damning piece of evidence comes in the form of a quote about Jen’s arch nemesis Angelina Jolie that John gave during a pot-infused 2006 Rolling Stone interview (We especially enjoy the way In Touch and Us paraphrase for the PG crowd). “Everyone thinks that Brad Pitt has it great because he’s with Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible. Because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blowjob, what do you tip your head back and think about to help you finish.” Now those are the words of a classy keeper, Jen.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/04/john-mayer-jennifer-aniston-couple.php
The high quality picture is here, woman basher look at it clearly and boil like a hot tea.
Miami heat is increasing , the two hot and sexy people are having having hot and sexy nights. take it woman basher.
I’m no expert, but from the pics, her body language is like, eww, get away. She doesn’t seem that into him. He seems too clingy. That would be my opinion, not to mention, he hangs on all the hollywood chicks, she seems too classy, why would she want sloppy 2nd, 3rds, 4ths, etc….
Interesting! Im so used to him with Simpson…its strange….but wish them all the best, IM SO happy for Jen!
THIS SCREAMS PUBLICITY!
A good couple? I wouldn’t say that, but if she wants to fool around a bit, nothing like a horny younger man for some fun and games. It might be good for week or two. He’s a rather notorious serial dater, so no, it won’t last.
So will the entertainment media dare to name this couple??????????
MA (MAyer) NISTON (aniston)
MANISTON
She. Is. So. Ugly.
If her fans were bummed out about Brad, what are they going to do with the man ***** John Mayer? He will chase anything in a skirt and seems very disinterested in having a meaningful relationship. I would think at 40, she would be looking for something a little more permanent.
John was the one more into the moment, he was paying more attention to her than she was to him
oooh, Jen is desirable or so they want us to think.
Anyone know What the rules are for peeing on your date? Do you do it after the 1st date or is it the 3rd?
It’s so funny, a few months ago US Weekly had a poll asking who will find love first between Jen and Jessica and now Jen is dating Jessica’s ex. I’m happy Jen is starting to know her place.
Greek Ho and Pee wee.
what a ***
STD
I think this whole scene is phony and John Mayer is behind it. I think he had the pics taken then leaked them to cover up the gay rumors. Sorry but I still think he is gay.
Seriuosly people need to let this go. She looks happy, so what is the big deal.
who cares, they are just two douchebags.
Bwahahahaha, Maniston. Good one.
To Bet
You deserve a medal for your support of Jen. You will do anything to defend her even wish babies dead, call toddlers evil names all for Jen and then you turn around and act like a victim. Which is worse, woman basher or baby and toddler basher?
Happy at the beacch
a man who have brain will know when he met a woman that worth to keep. Even though John is a player , he know how to keep a real woman. Or even they date for short time, he knows how to shut up for woman who worth be respected.
FAUXmance
good for her!! i hope he is giving her some good loving..i luv his voice
I’m so sick of this fugly bitttch. Fade away already.
John Mayer is gay! He is so ugly! That tattoo looks like a giant birth defect. It is disgusting just like him!!!
bet go take a bath at least brush your teeth,you are stinken up the thread.
Skeptic
some time you make me laugh a lot . woman basher and worthless woman. You will give any reason to just to fullfil your habit of woman bashing. Ha ha ha ha ha
Woman basher will creat anything to bash this woman.
health
Woman basher
How is smelling Armpit old sagging stinky ass on the wall paper.
He looks and act like a girl. His music is sappy and pathetic. He is *****!
It seems Mayer is way more desperate in these pictures. He is just trying to hard It’s as if he knows a camera is there and trying to make it look good. This cat is a super douch bag.
KathY 22:Me to i get sick of her kootchie hanging out of bikini everyweek with her trying to get attention ,do it good John ,we are sick of her ass.
He looks and acts like a girl. His music is sappy and pathetic. He is *****!
hahaha ew she’s so desperate and disgusting.
I have to go now
woman basher , i will back for you again to give a hard time to woman bashers.
YOU BASH ANGIE AND BRAD, POT MEET KETTLE.
bet, I hope you can still smile when John writes on his blog about how he pees on Jen. Ok, come back then and tell us how happy you are for jen.
please go bathe you stink.
John Mayer needs to come out of the closet. He is a ***!!
DOES SHE DO ANYTHING BUT SUNBATHE?
He is so gay!
That tattoo is nasty - just like him! He has a huge ugly head!
He is an ugly homosexual!
I think he is gay and using Jen to fix his image.
He is GAY, GAY, GAY!!!
OMG that tattoo is soooooo ugly now his arm matches his face. This dude just use women he a jerk.
Bet
Bwahahahahahahahahaha even though he’s a player, john knows how to keep a woman.
Does that even make sense to you? Bet you’ve lost it. He knows how to keep them alrght, be peeing on them. That’s how dogs mark their things.
yuck, yuck, yuck. He is so ugly.
nasty !
why are you people turning it around and saying he is the one using her for PR purpose? She is the queen of public manipulation!! Both are guilty!! He needs her to deflect the fact he is in the closet. He got called out for kissing gayboy Perez Hilton!! Why you think he goes through so many girls. Having no respect for them whatsoever!! You don’t show the one you have love and respect for by peeing on them ok!!
You all know he is a peeboy that is why NOBODY here is denying it!!
Huvane doesn’t really have any choice. Have to pimp out this fake ass relationship. Hook her up with a young guy to make her look so irresistible. PUKES!! Well its expected. It’s not like she have any real talent. No movies in Cannes like real A-listers. A-listers get to model for Chanel like Nicole Kidman. Lancome like Kate Winslet. C-lister gets to lay around in dirty ponds selling SmartWater!! what a JOKE!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE UUU JEN
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I guess they make a good couple, but she could do better.
Jennifer really looks good. They both seem content with each other.
Good for them!
BEST. COUPLE. EVER.
I hope they’re together forever and ever.
I think they look great together. John and Jen are both intelligent people so maybe they have great conversation and great ………………………….
Sure he’s too ugly for her, but I don’t think she is all about looks. Besides, most of the good guys are married and unlike others, she’s not into married men.
Just another roll in the sack for Jen. One man after another. A string of men. How many men has it been in the last three years for this woman?
Tracy @ 04/30/2008 at 7:09 pm
BEST. COUPLE. EVER.
I hope they’re together forever and ever.
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You guys say that about every man she gets with, and there have been many in the last 3 years. You will say the same thing about the next man she gets with..hahahahahahahahaha
Tracy @ 04/30/2008 at 7:09 pm
BEST. COUPLE. EVER.
I hope they’re together forever and ever.
You do know that John Mayer just made out with Perez?
hannah @ 04/30/2008 at 7:06 pm I guess they make a good couple, but she could do better.
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No, that’s a myth !
She could’nt do better, she bever have with the exception of Pitt !!!
Have you seen all the guys she dated ? Whit the exception of Pitt, there were all average at best, physically and innerly !
She can’t do better because she is right there at her real place. She was out of her league with Pitt. Though not butt ugly she is not beautiful in the standard way.
She is an old bimbo with no charisma, no intellect (her conversation must be dull and boring), no interesting persona to deal with and she doesn’t have many fields of interests, let alone some traditional ones that she can share with a man….I mean she doesn’t even like to go on a picnic or a romantic diner on the beach (as told by Tate Donovan). How can she possibly attract some interesting man when she is so dull and …uninteresting ? How can she even get some interest in a good man average intellect and job with a tiny brain like hers as well as an obvious sense of self importance and egoism ?
Let’s get honest, she could never be with a brilliant man, intellectually speaking. No banker, no doctor, no A list producer, writer ect….
This gal has no clue of what commitment is or how to build a mature, productive relationship which requires having some interest to the other, sharing some affinities…not just looking at one’s mirror, focusing only on herself for herself !
I am so glad they are hooking up as they seem to be really meant for each other. Maybe John cand lend his green thong to Jen and Jen should really let John borrow her cootsie bikini. Hallelujah! Peace at last, Peace at last to all the Jen fans. Hope they will be together FOREVER!
I hope Mayer uses her, actually does cheat on her (unlike Brad, who DID NOT cheat, but was honest with her about his feelings for both her and Angie) and then trashes her on his blog so you Loonifers will finally get off Brad’s jock about how he * look out for sarcasm ahead* “did Jen wrong”.
Puh-leeeeze! Jen has had a long string of men both before and after Brad, yet Loonifers only wants to talk about how this or that new man of hers is sooooo much better than Brad. Yuck! What about skeezy vince Vaughn. He actually did cheat on her with some sorority tramp, and Jen made out publicly with him while she was still technically married to Brad. What about any of that? Nooooo, it is always about how Brad and Angie conceived Shiloh while he was technically still married to Jen…forget that he had not lived with Jen for well over a year and wanted out of the marriage even longer than that.
Mayer, do what thou wilt to Jen. Hope the Golden Girl likes her Golden Shower. Blog on, John, Blog on! Can’t wait to read all about it.
BEYOCTH!!! ONE NIGHT STAND WOMAN, SHE JUST NEED A **** ; SHE’S BEEN AROUND TOO MANY MEN SINCE HER DIVORCE. SHE’S THE SLU+T ONE. MAYER USED TO DATE MODELS AND MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, THIS IS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF HIS GAME. HE KNOWS THIS WOMAN NEEDS TO GET SOME. THIS WILL LAST MAX FOR 3- 6 MOS ONLY. FEEL SO SORRY FOR HER VAJAYJAY. BESIDES WHO CAN BE SERIOUS WITH HER NEW BOTOX FACE., I LOVE HER MONEY THOUGH.
Jen, John, Pee, and Water
The most brilliant ideas are often the most simple. Perhaps that it’s never been suggested before. Now that it’s “happening” though, it totally makes sense:
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer!
The two shared an intimate lunch and dinner in Miami the other day, talking quietly and ending the evening at 1am when John was observed putting his arm around her and also holding her hand.
Their pairing is nothing short of perfect.
He with the cheese ass lyrics about bodies and wonderlands, sold as the sensitive cerebral musician and she the girl who shouts at an ocean of pitiful tears, a woman who can keep a straight face while pimping SmartWater to an audience of minivan moms who instead of gagging actually murmer yes, yes collectively when reading the following tagline from her new ad:
“I love the reflection of water… But what I drink is a reflection of me.”
Only Jennifer Aniston could sell that kind of Rossum.
And now she’s supposedly dating John Mayer.
Supposedly.
Is your smutty sense tingling? Do you smell Stephen Huvane?
Jen’s hardworking publicist appears to be at it again. First indication? People.com was the first to break the story. Given that the magazine’s favourite spot is up Aniston’s ass, a story like this had to be sanctioned. And who better to link her with than a man with a fervent female fanbase who five minutes ago was embroiled in a same sex kissing scandal with none other than gay blogger Perez Hilton?
And what of Jennifer’s last romantic entanglement? Remember the grip from Vancouver Brian Bouma? Just last week my sources tell me he was still telling friends that they were still together. Problem is… a relationship with a nobody doesn’t make headlines.
So are Jen and John legit? Or is it simply the same smoke and mirror Hollywood media play that has characterised the golden girl’s career?
Am hoping it’s for real. Because we’re all familiar with John’s peeing proclivities. And the visual of him spraying Rachel Green has now become the happy place that I go to during the last leg of a very long run.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Aniston_spotted_on_date_with_John_Mayer_in_Miami.aspx
Sunbathing again? Doesn’t she ever do anything else? Seems like she could have been a bit more original with her staged photo-op. Maybe a bike ride, a walk in the park, shopping, even?
No wonder Brad said he just couldn’t sit on the couch anymore. How boring this woman must be!
lulu @ 04/30/2008 at 3:49 am CLINIQUA @ 04/30/2008 at 12:27 am
LOL. , ITAWU.The romance between X and pee boy was more of a PR strategy. both badly needed it . Pee boy away from the gay rumor and X to stay relevant in the tabloids till her movie come out this year . May be all those parading of coochie, butt, aging boob does not work afterall, Huvaniston have to pull this one out. but how I hope this Golden shower coupling is true, just the picture of pee boy peeing at the top of whinny X make my day.
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agree with both of you. When Orlando would not play the game they went with another curly head young guy. Regardless if true or not the fact that she would be associated with a guy who said he like to pee on his woman just screams how desparate she is.
Mayer + Aniston = MANISTON
Please! Not one more time the word “*****” to qualify jennifer aniston! rrrrh
I’m so glad for her if she find a man like john mayer. Happiness, it is the less that i could wish for her.
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Hell to the no she don’t never do nothing else but sunbathe, lynette! This is a woman who would barely get up off her pimply butt to go and see her husband in Italy while he was shooting Troy, and when she finally did, she dragged along a friggin’ treadmill! What? You are in a beautiful country, would going for an actual walk be out of the question? No, this loser is gonna stay holed up in a hotel and walk a treadmill and make her husband fall over it and hurt his foot. She a boring loser, for real.
I used to kinda like Jennifer Aniston, but now I think maybe she isn’t who I thought she was. This is just gross. And are those urine rumors about him really true? I never heard that before.
ROTFLMAO at all her idiot fans who keep going on about her doing much better than JM…If she could do better she would have, her last f*ck buddy was a grip from her direct to dvd movie, before that the producer guy who spent a few nights at her house. Do better my a**
Oh how the mighty have fallen, LOL! From Golden Couple to Golden Shower couple! Too funny!
Jen will chuck it to anything with a pulse these days. Mayer just barely qualifies.
Get some more sun Jen, the skin cancer isn’t quite done yet.
disgust @ 04/30/2008 at 7:27 pm hannah @ 04/30/2008 at 7:06 pm I guess they make a good couple, but she could do better.
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No, that’s a myth !
She could’nt do better, she bever have with the exception of Pitt !!!
Have you seen all the guys she dated ? Whit the exception of Pitt, there were all average at best, physically and innerly !
She can’t do better because she is right there at her real place. She was out of her league with Pitt. Though not butt ugly she is not beautiful in the standard way.
She is an old bimbo with no charisma, no intellect (her conversation must be dull and boring), no interesting persona to deal with and she doesn’t have many fields of interests, let alone some traditional ones that she can share with a man….I mean she doesn’t even like to go on a picnic or a romantic diner on the beach (as told by Tate Donovan). How can she possibly attract some interesting man when she is so dull and …uninteresting ? How can she even get some interest in a good man average intellect and job with a tiny brain like hers as well as an obvious sense of self importance and egoism ?
Let’s get honest, she could never be with a brilliant man, intellectually speaking. No banker, no doctor, no A list producer, writer ect….
This gal has no clue of what commitment is or how to build a mature, productive relationship which requires having some interest to the other, sharing some affinities…not just looking at one’s mirror, focusing only on herself for herself !
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Sooooooooooo True !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too right, SexyMF. No decent man in Hollywood will touch Maniston. She’s considered poison, and they all know the living hell she held Brad in for years. She can’t attract anybody on the A or even B list. Forget it Fanistons, she’s circling the drain.
The pictures are so stage. another work of Huvaniston. mediawhxre!
But I hope it’s true and hope it last for at least 1 year. the image of Mr. Pee boy peeing at whinny bitxh Maniston make my day !!!
The Golden Shower couple ! I luv it.
OK, I’m dying to know.. how did this John Mayer peeing rumor start??? I know nothing about him so I’m curious what you all are talking about.
Now everybody knows why Brad dumped this biitch.
Lainey
this woman sound perfect Armpit fan/ Ho or Hooker who salivate over his stinky Ass of her wall paper
She sound like a woman basher , who does not have no respect for herself . And also, a jealous woman.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Fakest ‘couple’ ever.
Answer to the question…NO, but she looks better with him than she did with Brad Pitt. I never understood that union. It was a total mismatch.
hah, she’s gettin’ JESS’ sloppy 2nds??? how low can you go!
I was kind of hoping she’d hook up with John Maine. Now, that would be an awesome pair. She does not look like she is all that into him in these photos. I think she will be the one who will break it off first.
oh no…….. John why are you such an attention *****???
ew thats fuuuucking grosssss. they deserve each other.
whatever @ 04/30/2008 at 8:42 pm OK, I’m dying to know.. how did this John Mayer peeing rumor start??? I know nothing about him so I’m curious what you all are talking about.
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He writes in his blog all the nasty things he likes to do to his partner and that he is actually doing…he is a nasty freak
DO YOU THINK Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer make a good couple?
Nu uh, just average on my Couplemometer!
He could do better.
Jen is NOT a homewrecker, NOT a heroine addict, NOT a media manipulator and NOT a adopt-a-tot for attention h/o, and you HATE her for being a DECENT and classy person. You have no morals! She is FINE!
GROSS!!! this totally is a downgrade for jen!!! she definately isn’t an A-lister anymore. at least brad moved on to someone classy and that has clout! John mayer is a teeny bopper!!! he dated jessica simpson for pete’s sake!!!!
GROSS!!! this totally is a downgrade for jen!!! she definately isn’t an A-lister anymore. at least brad moved on to someone classy and that has clout! John mayer is a teeny bopper!!! he dated jessica simpson for pete’s sake!!!!
btw- does jen do anything else besides lounge by the pool? no wonder brad got sick of her!
DO YOU THINK Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer make a good couple?
NO!!!
# 85 Love em
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Jen is the REAL HOMEWRECKER.
Her lust for fame, money and a movie career caused the downfall of her marriage. She married Brad, and ruined her marriage by her not cutting those “illegal” habits.
As to Jen being a media manipulator, go read post # 61
Um @ 04/30/2008 at 7:16 pm
Tracy @ 04/30/2008 at 7:09 pm
BEST. COUPLE. EVER.
I hope they’re together forever and ever.
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You do know that John Mayer just made out with Perez?
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Um, yeah. They’re both pathetic, homely, and desperate. Hence, the perfect couple. I’m hoping they stay together and save the rest of the world from their nasty stank.
Sarcasm. Learn to scan for it.
Jennifer Anniston is such a great person that she probably is just friends with this Myer guy, but this leech of a guy is just looking for ways to get more media and is using Jennifer Anniston.
I remember how Jake Gyllenhaal just adore Jennifer Anniston.
You guys can’t stand it that Jennifer Anniston is such a great person, and she is thriving, looking nice in her 38 years than any of younger actresses. And richer too!!!!.
Love em @ 04/30/2008 at 9:15 pm
Save your energy for when JohnM writes all about Jen in his blog, he always describes his sex life in GREAT DETAIL. Your anger is misplaced.
This thread is about Jen and John and no one else. All you did in trying to change the subject was to show how upset you are with Jen.
A classy person does not date John Mayer who kissed Perez Hilton while he was being fondled by Jessica Simpson. Jen ain’t classy and her mask is now off.
A classy person admits her mistakes, grows up and matures, and finds love and happiness and family with a great man.
He date Jess simpson
down grade from what? from stinky As s Armpit and cheater As s Armpit. I do not think So. It is up grade from cheater. Utleast this guy a gentel man who break up with one woman before he start relationship with another one.
take it woman bashers.
alicia @ 04/30/2008 at 9:29 pm
Get real. JakeG is a nice sweet guy who loves a nice sweet woman, Reese, who happens to be a mom of two.
JakeG never was involved with Jen, she is not his type. JakeG loves kids and Jen does not.
There is nothing to be jealous of here. JohnM will blog all about everything he and Jen do as he always does. Jen is desperate for PR and she is getting it. Be happy for her. JohnM is her kind of man.
sad truth @ 04/30/2008 at 9:14 pm
The Jennifer Aniston Dating Game: Fun Like ‘Go Fish’ Or Depressing And Endless Like ‘Monopoly’?
Is she proving single women can date around and just have fun without worrying about that whole “settling down” thing? Or is this a PR-conceived strategy to make sure the public knows she’s still a very wanted woman, and far from the teary mess Vanity Fair memorably cast her as just after her divorce? Lastly, should we just put a ban on any and all Jennifer Aniston Is Dating So-And-So stories in the future?
more
http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/04/the_jennifer_aniston_dating_game_fun_like_go_fish_or_depressing_and_endless_like_monopoly-2.html
You are funny bet. I’m glad you as well as everyone on this blog are able to voice their opinion. This is a lot of fun. Problem for you is, I know who you are. When anyone ignores the facts and say’s the same thing over and over again, It doesn’t take very long to make some calls and find out who you really are. Here is my challenge. I’m going to tell you my real name. It’s William. I would like it if you would tell me and everybody on this blog yours.
bet @ 04/30/2008 at 9:33 pm
Stop crying. Save your tears for when JohnM describes his and Jen’s sexual acts and positions to the whole world in his blog.
Then you will really be upset.
ghost
what different will make if i tell you my name. Are you one of Armpit stinky Ass fan or are you respectful woman who does not bash woman?
If you are Armpit stinky Ass fan , i will not tell you my name . I feel like, they are one hell of Hook er and Ho ’s who will do anything to harrase any woman who support Jen. As result i will not tell you my name ha ha ha .
ghost
I did not know men comes to this blog to check out gossip.
bet get prepared
My opnion , i do not think John will do this to jen. Even he did that , it is his lost not hers.
Utleast you are adimiting that they were having hot and heavy sexy weekend . the funny thing is you are the one who is crying because she is dating not me Ha ha ha ha. Woman basher take it.
I’m not a fan bet. However I do have them. (hint). Please play with us on this blog bet, It’s going to be fun. Isn’t that why we are here? Please tell me your real name. Lets make a deal. I have already given you my first real name, If you tell us what your first name is I will tell you my last name.
In that picture he looks so gay.
ghost
My name is Jennifer Aniston Ha ha ha ha. that what you except probably ha ha ha . that is some of woman basher think of me ha ha ah . If you think i am from hollywood you wrong. Hint i live far far away from hollyood live in VA.
To Alicia , your buddy idol Maniston is 39 will be pushin 40 in less than a year . not 38 !
To #85 Love em , Maniston are know all over th HW had a habit of taking coke in getting slim, that’s one of the reason of her not having a baby and her ex husband can’t stand that habit aside from her chain smoking habit . John Mayer was probably the 6 th guy she slept within this 3 years. and you called her classy, NOPE! she is the biggest slxt in HW !
it is not appropriat , the whole public is upset , how dare jen will date someone when the two favorable couple media Ho are going to france. Thier going to france is big news. The news of two favorable couple media ho who is going to france is big news, this should not be taken away by jen dating john story. The public could not believe this happening to thier favort couple. that isbig shock. ha ha ha ha .
If I remember correctly Mayer was in a florida message parlor and made a requested to pee on the attendant or something like that I think.
Does the fact that John Mayer needs to get the story off kissing Perez Hilton and on to anything and Jen’s PR guys stunt with Orlando Bloom getting shot down by Bloom’s REAL girlfriend or the fact that all 3 of these losers are repped by CAA — known for manipulating client images and the press. It doesn’t help that Jen and Bloom have.her-career-faster-than-the-speed-o-light publicist. Nothing is going to help Anniston and Bloom because they seriously are not film-worthy actors, but Mayer has talent –as a guitarist and as a songwriter. — too bad he really wants to be known as a clown!
ITAWU that Jen needs something to keep her in the news until after Cannes, Angie’s movies open and the baby is here. Apparently, she is really too dim to realize she is making herself a laughingstock.
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
I’d say getting peed on and dating a guy who is into scatology MAJORLY trumps Angie and her blood vial AND kissing her brother. Sorry Loonifers, don’t ever, EVER bring up shiz that Angie did years ago when she was young and wild and have the nerve to try and compare it to what Miss Jen, a 40 year old grownass woman is doing right now.
Yes, it is true that John Mayer himself, in his very own blog wrote about enjoying peeing and pooping on women. Lainey and Perez both posted exerpts and wrote about it weeks ago.
This is worse than anything Angie ever thought about doing.
bet @ 04/30/2008 at 6:16 pm Happy at the beacch
a man who have brain will know when he met a woman that worth to keep. Even though John is a player , he know how to keep a real woman. Or even they date for short time, he knows how to shut up for woman who worth be respected.
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Says who? Just pray hard that he will not dumped her after he’s done w/ her I mean after he peed on her.
SHE LOOK AMAZING. I’M NOT A HGE FAN OF JOHN BUT HE SEEM LIKE A COOL LAID BACK GUY IF NOT AND THEIR JUST FIREND AND THE MEDIA IS JUST TWISTING THINGS UP THEN WHATEVER.. IF THEY ARE TOGETHER GOOD FOR THEM . AND FOR THE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT JEN AND ORLANDO. JEN HAS ALWAYS CONSIDERED HIM A FIREND AND NOTHING MORE. A WHILE BACK ORLANDO TOLD A BRITSH PAPER THAT SHE WAS HIS BEST FRIEND WHO HE HAD A CRUSH ON (OOOO HOW SCANDALIOUS) THEY ARE JUST FIRENDS, AND JUST LIKE WHEN HER AND ORLANDO WENT TO A FIRENDS WEDDING AND WERE PHOTOGRAPH TOGETHER ON THE BEACH THIS COULD BE SOMETHING LIKE THAT. EITHER THAY DON’T NEED PERMISSION FROM ANYONE IF THEY’RE TOGETHER SO BE IT IF NOT THEN THEY’RE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just saying
they are having hot and sexy nights . miami heat is increasing , those two were having having hot and sexy nights. woman basher take it.
Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase “getting dumped” huh? HAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAA!! OMG, this is so funny!! My friends and I are laughing our butts off right now about this!
I bet he is gonna wanna crap right on her face.
Oh yeah bet, it’s hot and steamy all right. I believe it’s called a Cleveland Steamer. And GOlden SHowers are always nice and hot.
Right. LMAO!!!!!!!!
Rub it in, Jen!
Pleeeeeease John don’t dump Assniston. She may not be so smart but she seems to be a nice person.
bet @ 04/30/2008 at 11:17 pm Just saying
they are having hot and sexy nights . miami heat is increasing , those two were having having hot and sexy nights. woman basher take it.
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Oh bet ,you and Assniston can have your pee wee for all I care. Nobody wants a pee pee man but you and your idol. Hot and sexy nights full of urine? Thnaks but no thanks.
I must have hit a nerve. Please post my comments.
FAKE, Mayer wants us to believe he’s not Gay. Hello Perez Hilton.
My other comments . the ones you won’t let through.
Why does Bet keep saying “woman basher take it” ?? Does bet think that is some insult to people who are laughing at Jen?
It’s sad that Jen’s fan(s) are represented by Bet. She must be so insecure by now, nobody but Bet and shouters or other illiterates speaking up for her.
ceci @ 04/30/2008 at 9:26 pm DO YOU THINK Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer make a good couple?
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A match made in Heaven! Perfect indeed.
Mamasita @ 04/30/2008 at 11:10 pm
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
I’d say getting peed on and dating a guy who is into scatology MAJORLY trumps Angie and her blood vial AND kissing her brother. Sorry Loonifers, don’t ever, EVER bring up shiz that Angie did years ago when she was young and wild and have the nerve to try and compare it to what Miss Jen, a 40 year old grownass woman is doing right now.
Yes, it is true that John Mayer himself, in his very own blog wrote about enjoying peeing and pooping on women. Lainey and Perez both posted exerpts and wrote about it weeks ago.
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What?! He pees and poops on his women. Fckin disgusting. I didn’t know Aniston was into that type of activity.
FACK OFF JENNIFER ANISTON!
remeber the truth
Bet is saying woman basher , beucase i think there woman in here who are Armpit fans/ who are Ho and Hook er who bash woman for no reason . That is why i call them woman basher.
Good night all fans of Armpit/ Ho and Hook er/ woman bash