Aniston & Mayer are Poolside People

Jen, John, Pee, and Water

The most brilliant ideas are often the most simple. Perhaps that it’s never been suggested before. Now that it’s “happening” though, it totally makes sense:

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer!

The two shared an intimate lunch and dinner in Miami the other day, talking quietly and ending the evening at 1am when John was observed putting his arm around her and also holding her hand.

Their pairing is nothing short of perfect.

He with the cheese ass lyrics about bodies and wonderlands, sold as the sensitive cerebral musician and she the girl who shouts at an ocean of pitiful tears, a woman who can keep a straight face while pimping SmartWater to an audience of minivan moms who instead of gagging actually murmer yes, yes collectively when reading the following tagline from her new ad:

“I love the reflection of water… But what I drink is a reflection of me.”

Only Jennifer Aniston could sell that kind of Rossum.

And now she’s supposedly dating John Mayer.

Supposedly.

Is your smutty sense tingling? Do you smell Stephen Huvane?

Jen’s hardworking publicist appears to be at it again. First indication? People.com was the first to break the story. Given that the magazine’s favourite spot is up Aniston’s ass, a story like this had to be sanctioned. And who better to link her with than a man with a fervent female fanbase who five minutes ago was embroiled in a same sex kissing scandal with none other than gay blogger Perez Hilton?

And what of Jennifer’s last romantic entanglement? Remember the grip from Vancouver Brian Bouma? Just last week my sources tell me he was still telling friends that they were still together. Problem is… a relationship with a nobody doesn’t make headlines.

So are Jen and John legit? Or is it simply the same smoke and mirror Hollywood media play that has characterised the golden girl’s career?

Am hoping it’s for real. Because we’re all familiar with John’s peeing proclivities. And the visual of him spraying Rachel Green has now become the happy place that I go to during the last leg of a very long run.

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Aniston_spotted_on_date_with_John_Mayer_in_Miami.aspx

lulu @ 04/30/2008 at 3:49 am CLINIQUA @ 04/30/2008 at 12:27 am

LOL. , ITAWU.The romance between X and pee boy was more of a PR strategy. both badly needed it . Pee boy away from the gay rumor and X to stay relevant in the tabloids till her movie come out this year . May be all those parading of coochie, butt, aging boob does not work afterall, Huvaniston have to pull this one out. but how I hope this Golden shower coupling is true, just the picture of pee boy peeing at the top of whinny X make my day.
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agree with both of you. When Orlando would not play the game they went with another curly head young guy. Regardless if true or not the fact that she would be associated with a guy who said he like to pee on his woman just screams how desparate she is.

Please! Not one more time the word “*****” to qualify jennifer aniston! rrrrh
I’m so glad for her if she find a man like john mayer. Happiness, it is the less that i could wish for her.

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I used to kinda like Jennifer Aniston, but now I think maybe she isn’t who I thought she was. This is just gross. And are those urine rumors about him really true? I never heard that before.

Oh how the mighty have fallen, LOL! From Golden Couple to Golden Shower couple! Too funny!

disgust @ 04/30/2008 at 7:27 pm hannah @ 04/30/2008 at 7:06 pm I guess they make a good couple, but she could do better.

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No, that’s a myth !

She could’nt do better, she bever have with the exception of Pitt !!!

Have you seen all the guys she dated ? Whit the exception of Pitt, there were all average at best, physically and innerly !

She can’t do better because she is right there at her real place. She was out of her league with Pitt. Though not butt ugly she is not beautiful in the standard way.

She is an old bimbo with no charisma, no intellect (her conversation must be dull and boring), no interesting persona to deal with and she doesn’t have many fields of interests, let alone some traditional ones that she can share with a man….I mean she doesn’t even like to go on a picnic or a romantic diner on the beach (as told by Tate Donovan). How can she possibly attract some interesting man when she is so dull and …uninteresting ? How can she even get some interest in a good man average intellect and job with a tiny brain like hers as well as an obvious sense of self importance and egoism ?

Let’s get honest, she could never be with a brilliant man, intellectually speaking. No banker, no doctor, no A list producer, writer ect….

This gal has no clue of what commitment is or how to build a mature, productive relationship which requires having some interest to the other, sharing some affinities…not just looking at one’s mirror, focusing only on herself for herself !
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Sooooooooooo True !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The pictures are so stage. another work of Huvaniston. mediawhxre!
But I hope it’s true and hope it last for at least 1 year. the image of Mr. Pee boy peeing at whinny bitxh Maniston make my day !!!
The Golden Shower couple ! I luv it.

Now everybody knows why Brad dumped this biitch.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Fakest ‘couple’ ever.

hah, she’s gettin’ JESS’ sloppy 2nds??? how low can you go!

oh no…….. John why are you such an attention *****???

whatever @ 04/30/2008 at 8:42 pm OK, I’m dying to know.. how did this John Mayer peeing rumor start??? I know nothing about him so I’m curious what you all are talking about.

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He writes in his blog all the nasty things he likes to do to his partner and that he is actually doing…he is a nasty freak

Jen is NOT a homewrecker, NOT a heroine addict, NOT a media manipulator and NOT a adopt-a-tot for attention h/o, and you HATE her for being a DECENT and classy person. You have no morals! She is FINE!

GROSS!!! this totally is a downgrade for jen!!! she definately isn’t an A-lister anymore. at least brad moved on to someone classy and that has clout! John mayer is a teeny bopper!!! he dated jessica simpson for pete’s sake!!!!

btw- does jen do anything else besides lounge by the pool? no wonder brad got sick of her!

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Jen is the REAL HOMEWRECKER.

Her lust for fame, money and a movie career caused the downfall of her marriage. She married Brad, and ruined her marriage by her not cutting those “illegal” habits.

As to Jen being a media manipulator, go read post # 61