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Jennfier Aniston & John Mayer’s Sexy Weekend

Jennfier Aniston & John Mayer’s Sexy Weekend

John Mayer is crazy about Jennifer Aniston and In Touch has the photos to prove it!

Mayer flew to Miami on April 23 and checked into the Four Seasons hotel, but that’s not where he spent most of his time!

The 30-year-old musician instead spent most of his time in the $3,000-a-night presidential suite at the Mandarin Oriental, where Aniston has been staying while shooting the movie Marley & Me.

The pair were inseparable over the long weekend, cuddling poolside and sharing meals together. They even had dinner together at Miami’s Café Sambal on Saturday, April 27.

When asked how he was doing, after spending four days with his new love, John smiled and said, “My weekend was good.”

Check out some screencaps below of Jen and John’s romantic weekend! Us Weekly’s cover is also below…

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195 Comments

# 1

:-)))) love jen…..

# 2

hmmm… i didn’t know he’s into “older” women. But hey, if they like eachother, good for them

# 3
[☆F a m o u s☆] @ 04/30/2008 at 10:29 am

ohhhh babyyyyyyyy!

# 4

Mayer’s no Pitt, but at least he’s better than Vaughn!

# 5

May i say cows grazing in the sun,the funniest.

# 7

I think this is for Pop fiction, if not I bet they had some hot crazy sex.

# 8

see, this is the problem when you leave Brad Pitt….there’s no trading up, this is a perfect case in point

# 9

I’m happy maybe ball and chain can now come off of pitt and Jolie’s Neck……..Thankyou lord.

well as long as jen don’t show her cootchie to the world now,but only to John Mayer.Oh Happy Days.

Hot Hot Hot Hot. they look hot and romantic. that is one hell of hot and romantic weekend. they look lovely and sexy. take it loones. worthless woman , no start trahsing this woman because she is dating.

The GOLDEN SHOWER COUPLE lives. Long live the GOLDEN SHOWER COUPLE

POSTWATCHER @ 04/30/2008 at 10:39 am

Mayer is a NASTY P.O.S.

I am burning my Team Aniston T-shirt. I have now jumped over to
Team Angelina.

jump jump…..hahaha…

Dear Jen.
this guy is a cad, has been up and in every one’s hoo ha. Think twice, as he loves to write the songs about the lady starlets from hollywood. You’re the next one, you deserve better…..

It is quite a fall from Brad Pitt. Does anybody else think that Jen isn’t quite so “classy”, but maybe “common”? Didn’t she just end her relationship with Brian Bouma and isnt’ it a little soon to start sharing a hotel room with another guy…if you have so much class. At least Vince isn’t a wimp.

Maybe now Ball and Chain can come off of the Jolie Pitts neck,Maybe John Mayer will like what she has and stay with her,also maybe now we don’t have to seeing cootchie everyweek and she will not be showing it to the papz so the world has to see ,maybe only John can be only one to see it.We all know how Jen Aniston loves to be in tabloids,didn’t Jen have to go to head doctor about this problem.I hope its not ,that Johns using her so people will quit calling him Gay after the incident P.Hilton…..But anyway get it while you can Jen.

When you’ve been in a relationship for a long time you just don’t come out and jump into another (unless that’s the reason you left the relationship, ie Brad and Angie) If she were a man everyone would be happy to see her dating but as a women we want he to be settled down to one person. She just having fun, I seriously doubt if John (trying to date everyone)Mayer is the one.

conspiracytheory @ 04/30/2008 at 10:48 am

Why can’t Jennifer Aniston be REAL for once? It seems her whole life has become a public relations joke. Maybe she would not have to resort to these pr tricks if she could just be Real. Is it that hard? John Mayer talking to IN TOUCH? not suprising.

There is really no words necessary anymore is there? She is now on the level of dating Jessica Simpson’sex. What is next? Paris Hiltons ex or maybe Charlie Sheen. Lmao She had such good will shown towards her after her divorce, the public and her fans rooting for her. And now even her diehard fans are questioning her judgement with this one. John Mayer one the biggest pr whores out there and who can’t shut up in regards to his feelings and exes. John Mayer who made out with a JEN Aniston hater Perez Hilton. This is who she chooses to be friends/lovers with. There is a word for woman who go from man to man to man. I won’t say it here. Is she 39 going on 40 or is she 15. Aniston maybe doing this for various reasons, but she is actually destroying the career she cares so deeply about. It will be interesting to see how this all plays out. Especially since Mayer is in NYC and up to his old ways. Good Luck Jen. Don’t forget your umbrella , brella, brella. That song has new meaning to me :)

what is up with criticsm about her sleeping with other men?!

Are these people living in the 1400s or are they living today; A women is not a **** b/c she’s able to have a ton of men around her. JA is a single women and even if she did sleep with 1,000 men, that’s okay. She’s successful, single, seems to have a great deal of self-confidence and probably loves sex…good for her!

John Mayer? wow, well I think he’s very handsome now, but he looked gross when he was with Jessica Simpson…And yeah, he’s much better looking than Pitt…just a different type of hot guy.

Go Jen - you’ve inspired me to be able to keep my looks, you and Salma Hayek, etc, as I get older —- w/o plastic surgery! Jen’s very natural and strong women and that’s what makes her beautiful to me!

I won’t be surprised if these pics turn out to be one big mystification.
in Touch guys have mastered photoshop to perfection :D :D

What ??? I am shocked ! The world is shocked !!! I mean she lack some decency chip…

On a second thought, great match, perfect chemisrty !

Viva the golden shower couple ! Viva the kneeler ! Viva the pee-er !

Macy

the problem is worthless woman like you did not stop from coming to her thread and bashing her. Mcay worthless woman like you will not stop you from bashing her ,even she dating or living herlife.

Worthless woman , no respect for themself women, and jealous and HO’s who put thier Armpit wall paper on thier wall . Who smell his stinky As day in day out. What can make you to give up of bashing this woman?. I think nothing.

real suspicious package @ 04/30/2008 at 10:51 am

God, the whole bloody thing looks so staged.

And Jenfan, if you think she hasn’t had any plastic surgery, then you are either blind or delusional.

Ha Ha Ha

worthless women are going to be here to day in big number Ha Ha ha ha .

jen is a plastic surgery junki @ 04/30/2008 at 10:53 am

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They deserve it other.

THis IS NOT GOING TO LAST

I GIVE THEM 1 MONTH

bet you sound like one of them haters from perez go there or go to FF,if you say i’m hating,I don’t hate this woman.I’m Happy for this crazy woman and her golden shower boy …Go Team Golden Shower.

Delightful.

Perhaps the Jolie-Pitt fanatics will join us in the real world now and realized that she hasn’t been sitting around pining for her ex for the past few years? It seems to be a favorite myth/theme on here.

For the record, dating people and having an intimate relationship with the people you date doesn’t make you a wh*re. What century do you people live in?

‘conspiracytheory’ - I really don’t think you have to worry about Jennifer Aniston’s career. She seems to be doing just fine.

I highly doubt that someone walked up to him and said “Hi, I’m from InTouch magazine, how was your weekend?” Use your brain.

didn’t she just break up with that grip guy? What a ho!

perfect match,desperate for publicity dumped fake beeyotch,with john herpes pee pee mayers,this made my day,i am sure this is the tabloid world’ dream

Go Team Golden Showers……..Go Team John Mayer and Jen Aniston,Go Go Go.

I think they make an interesting couple in a weird sort of way..but what happened to Orlando

funny, those photos look fake to me…

They both need people in their lives. Good for them.

At least their fans have something new to talk about.

Thanks for this new thread jared.

Well, this is proof that she wasn’t serious about wanting a family. Look who she has dated since her divorce. After “dating” Vince for over a year, he told Oprah he and Jen had never talked about having kids! Yeah, and Meyer is such perfect husband and father material! LOL. Jen once said when you reach 30 you stop just dating around and you try to be with someone who you will have a future with, you don’t date thinking it will not work out…well as she gets close to 40.. I guess Pee Pee boy is the one?

:lol:

funny, those photos look fake to me…
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That is because the photos are of two FAKE people.

24 :It looks like Jen Aniston has no respect for women or herself.

perfect/macy/rina - pick a username and stick with it.

I am not perfect or macy.. but I do agree with them.

PRAISE BE!!! SHE HAS A MAN… or at least is getting it regularly. NO LONGER CAN SHE ME GROUPED WITH BRAD AND ANGIE!!!

PISS AWAY, JOHN!! PISS ALL YOU WANT!!

I am macy i don’t hide my name Go Glden Shower Team….Please lets make Tee shirts,please lord let this be for real.

conspiracytheory @ 04/30/2008 at 10:48 am

Why can’t Jennifer Aniston be REAL for once? It seems her whole life has become a public relations joke. Maybe she would not have to resort to these pr tricks if she could just be Real. Is it that hard? John Mayer talking to IN TOUCH? not suprising.
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ITAWU This is just sooooooooo sad!

John is so much hotter than the haggard pitt. They MAY have something going on. But, I think these photos are fakes. They just dont look real.

I dont understand why people can not date without everyone trying to make it into some huge romance. Next the mags will be saying WILL THEY MARRY?

conspiracytheory @ 04/30/2008 at 11:14 am

Ha! @ 04/30/2008 at 10:54 am Perhaps the Jolie-Pitt fanatics will join us in the real world now and realized that she hasn’t been sitting around pining for her ex for the past few years? It seems to be a favorite myth/theme on here.

For the record, dating people and having an intimate relationship with the people you date doesn’t make you a wh*re. What century do you people live in?

‘conspiracytheory’ - I really don’t think you have to worry about Jennifer Aniston’s career. She seems to be doing just fine.

I highly doubt that someone walked up to him and said “Hi, I’m from InTouch magazine, how was your weekend?” Use your brain.

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Omg…So that is why this whole relationship at least on her part is being used for? LMAO- you have proved my point! Aniston according to you seems to be what we thought she was. Desperate, Insecure, low self worth, career oriented. She cares that much about what the tabloids think that she would go into a relatoinship just to try and change her image that is so dear to her. What a real woman.!

I guess that why she showed up and was pictured with Brian and Courtneys house the day after the Oscars. I mean she did not know the paps would take pics right? The funny thing is Ok mag had done that story of her not being over Brad, and in it it was said she would never date a camera man like julia roberts. What does she do? She dates a keygrip intsead..lmao? It so very easy to connect the dots, it is a pattern that goes back a long way. Jen fans who are still holding on to this image of her will one day realize they are being played.

A loose woman is a person who sleeps around, that is true in the real world and celeb land. A couple of days ago the last man she was dating was Brian B , he confirmed that he and jen dated and were no longer dating. I wonder who gave him permission to do that. So in a span of a month(wasn’t he visting her Miami) she has gone from the key grip to the John M. What type of woman is that? lmao

Thank God.

God protect Angie , Shi a the new baby. We never know what this women is capable of

Seems natural that Mayer would like older women, since he’s so into females minds, brains, etc. He also seems a tad immature - a surefire reason why he would prefer someone more mature.

What a ****!! Isn’t this like the 7th guy she’s been with (that we know about!) in the last 3 years. Some girl-next-door. Lousy role model, to say the least. I guess it’s nice that she finally has a guy who shares her interests, and tanning beds.

Geezuz, conspiractheory. You didn’t even read what I wrote. What an idiotic response. I think you might need a new hobby besides reading Jennifer Aniston threads and posting. It’s obvious you spend WAY too much time reading about and following the tabloid stories (which, apparently you believe like the gospel) about her. You do understand how tabloids work, right? Mostly fiction to sell mags.

In 5 weeks its another man……..

BE CAREFULLY GUY - THIS WOMAN LIKE A BABY!!!!!!

Macy

You said that you do not bash her, you come here becuase you are happy becuase she date. Yet your true color comes out. Your true color is being a Fan Armpit/ worthless woman HO’s who put his wall paper in your bed room and smell his stinky As day and day out.

They’re both untalented and ugly…we don’t care of them!!!

lol look at all the relationship experts on here. “I give them a month”….so funny.

As a Jen fan i’m quite shocked that she would date of all people Mayer, They make an awful pair, but when you think about it all the hollywood hunks are taken. Jen you have to do better after Brad, get a rich hunk and he doesn’t have to belong to hollyweird.

geez, i hope Aniston is not serious about him. having fun is good, but she shouldn’t get serious w/ self-absorbed losers like him unless she wants to stay single for the rest of her life. she’s boring but she can do so much better.

conspiracytheory @ 04/30/2008 at 11:36 am

Ha! @ 04/30/2008 at 11:22 am Geezuz, conspiractheory. You didn’t even read what I wrote. What an idiotic response. I think you might need a new hobby besides reading Jennifer Aniston threads and posting. It’s obvious you spend WAY too much time reading about and following the tabloid stories (which, apparently you believe like the gospel) about her. You do understand how tabloids work, right? Mostly fiction to sell mags.

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Lmao..It seems HA that we share the same hobby :)? Since you seem to enjoy responding to my posts and have read all of them., it would seem you spend the same amount of time I do. Maybe both of us need a new hobby? I understand how Tabloids work and I also understand that Aniston and pr know how it works that is why they play games with them. Why does what I say bother you so much? It is just my thoughts…I wonder…..

He is Hot , young and romantic and taletned . I love his music. take that loones( woman basher).

Consipracytheory

even it is for pr game, why bother you. Does it affect your life becuase she dating or she not dating. Does it affect your idol Armpit? So why bother to comment on it. Does creat a problem to anyone becasue she is daing or using PR?.

Loone take it she power , any news about her is news worthy. That is why you are here loosing Your sh it.

57 bet:if anyone has got stinky arm pit ,it is jen beside’s armpit she has stinky cootchie with the greasy lookin leathery orange skin ,it seems like to me you want a name calling game,i don’t ,i’m just HAPPY ….Jen found her Match both of them true dark haired people with dark brown eyes,the ONLY Thing Golden,is the Golden Shower PEE-PEE will give her.SO GO TEAM GOLDEN SHOWERS,YEHHHHHHHHHHH I’M HAPPY THE WORLD IS HAPPY.i’m happy for the REAL GREEK LADY.A Pair made by Huvane they both need tabloid news.I’M Happy.I’m Happy.

POSTWATCHER @ 04/30/2008 at 11:50 am

What do you morons think a Golden Shower is? A trip to Tiffany’s?

Mayer is the classic DORK who is know living out his little fantasies.

Sorry PERVS, most normal people don’t like to be pee’d on.

Karma is so Good I knew it would come someday.

Alvin

From the picture i am seeing up there , there is nothing boring about her. She lookes HOt Hot Hot and sexy . They both look like they have a lot of un boring nights. take it looser.

Women like bet,maybe get peed on every week and thinks it’s normal,sad for you.Go team “Golden Showers”

Macy

I am armpit basher , you are Ho’s who bash woman . So you are worthless woman who bash woman and smell stinky As of Armpit wall paper.

conspiracytheory, I’m just here for fun and for a break from work. I’m not the one posting every tidbit of gossip made up about Jennifer Aniston in the past three years on her thread like I’m a psycho who cuts out news postings and had them glued to my bedroom wall at home. There is a big difference, dear. You seem to take her private life a little too much to heart and that’s just weird.

Besides, I’m not really commenting on her; I’m just toying with YOU.

okay so…in the past month i’ve seen.
Jen with Owen
Jen with Orlando
and now
JEN WITH JOHN MAYER!!
geez woman.

She’s like the real lif Sex and the City chicks. She’s also the same age!

uhhhh…. how about “geez tabloids”?

D A M N! :-) Hotness himself in Jen’s bed!
I am happy for her, she looks like she is enjoying life to the fullest.
I don’t think this is a long term thing though, John Mayer is… for one… too much of a big-mouth and Jen is extermely private about her personal life. And two, John Mayer is nothing if not a player.
I think they like each other’s company ….both in bed and out,lol…and will probably be friends even after the “romance” has worn off. And in the meantime…. I will envy her :-)

You know, this is really going to infuriate the Jen-haters. They have brain seizures when they see Jen looking so happy, gorgeous, and relaxed. And in the company of yet another stud, oh sh*t. lmao… :-)
Just remember Jen-haters…. Brad & Angie love each other and their kids and are incredibly happy. Focus on that and let Jen live her life as she wishes.

they are both CAA : you can tell this is an awkward artificial mismatch arranged to get their careers going : you can tell she is hating it

John on Jen’s Golden Skin!

The first photos of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer heating up Miami! Looks like In Touch Weekly outbid all the other publications to make it happen.

As you can see, Jen and John are lounging by the pool – his head on her shoulder – and totally immersed in their own profundity during what appears to be a lunch date.

Well done Stephen Huvane! It’s a slamdunk victory for Jennifer’s indefatigable publicist. Because if you think these were “candids”, you need to go back to Gossip 101.

Jennifer Aniston’s bodyguards are known as the most aggressive, the most belligerent, and the most controlling in the business. They claim they NEVER want photos taken of their client. They claim to go to great lengths to prevent this. They claim it is their mandate to guard her privacy. Which is why they claim they take it very personally when the photographers successfully pap their ward.

Ten days ago, Jennifer was already snapped by the pool – click here for a refresher. The photos were splashed everywhere. As such, after the release of the images, her security would have ostensibly been made aware of where the paparazzi were angling and if they were as A Team as they are believed to be, they would not have allowed it to happen again.

Yet somehow, just over a week later, as she’s embarking on a high profile new relationship that she would presumably want to keep hidden, somehow Jen’s security team did not pevent a photographer taking these long lens shots from the same location as the week before???

Coincidence or conspiracy?

And this the same week that anticipation is starting to build for the arrival of The Second Coming?

Timing is everything.

But *** for tats aside, Jen’s golden skin and John’s golden showers… they are totally my new favourite couple. I believe in their love! I do! I do!

As I said the other day, the visual of him spraying Rachel Green has now become the happy place that I go to during the last leg of a very long run. I am training for Seek the Peak this summer. I will be calling on Jen and John while I am grunting up the Grouse Grind.

conspiracytheory @ 04/30/2008 at 12:03 pm

HA…. You are full of caca…the very same you are doing , is the very same thing I am doing. The difference is that you VERY CLEARLY don’t like what I am saying at all. I wonder why? It is not like people care what OPINIONS are posted on blogs. Does it matter what you and I say in the long run? YOU also seem to be taking what I am saying to heart and yes that is weird. Are we not all weirdos. If what I say bothers you then don’t read it.

Ok, I just lost all respect for Jen. John Mayer? And these pics are soo staged. Why didn’t we see pics of her with the grip guy? or Paul? No, this is all for PR I am sorry to admit. She knew the paps were there since they tookk pics of her two weeks ago at the same place.

Very disappointed. I was fooled.

I just love to make fun of x. She is the biggest joke in Hollywood. I can’t wait to see John writes on his blog on how/where/when/what he pees on x. That should be fun to read. hahaha.

maybe urine is good for the hair?

When Jessica and John Mayer hooked, Jessica got to be in People Main cover, whereas Jen got only a sidebar. So I think Jessica S is a bigger star than Jennifer

It just shows you that Jennifer Aniston is not interested in a real connected relationship. She is all about her career and not having a family and this proves she never was. If she was so interested in having a family (like she has claimed in the past) she would have been in a serious relationship by now. All of her imaginary relationships have been nothing more than either publicity to stay in the tabloids or quickies. I mean she is 40 years old and dating a 30 year old?? That there is proof enough to me that she has lied about wanting children. I guess John is perfect for her when you don’t won’t to be close to someone or get serious. John want press her to get married & have kids and that seems to be what she desires.

Karma is a bitch @ 04/30/2008 at 12:35 pm

bet @ 04/30/2008 at 10:51 am

hahahahah your idol is a cheap ***** hahahahhaah oh my goodness KARMA is a ***** Maniston is dating wayyyy wayyyy below LMAOOOO downgrade to a a negative zero wow this how it’s looks to be so pathetic and a LOSERRRRR!!!! The new couple in HW MAYER AND ANISTON the GOLDEN SHOWER COUPLE …love, love, love it.. yeah CLASSY EHHHH look at your idol bet she is what she is .. doing all cheap thing just to be relevant ..bwahahhahahah!!

jared, you should credit anistoncenter.com/jacf for the screencaps. it’s not a nice thing to use the work of people and not credit them.

JohnM is a blogger @ 04/30/2008 at 12:40 pm

Jen must not care about her privacy anymore. John always blogs about his women, he kisses and more and always tells the world just what happened.

I have been disappointed in her choices in men since her divorce, and now this with JohnM is proof to me that she is not the person I thought she was.

Just more crap

JohnM is a blogger > but this a fake relationship and he is contractually obliged to be quiet (like the other games with Bouma who was brought in by PR on the last day etc…)

One thing for Sure And for Real.I am NOt Jealous of Jen,I am sooooooooooooHappy she’s got what she had coming,No my Dear Not Jealousy,Just So happy her Karma is EXPOSING Her to what she really is CHEAP.

Oh yes I Like John Mayer,I say To Him Go For It……..Bring the fake Golden Girl Back to Her Roots The Greek….And John pee all you want .

Chemistry is very strong. Jen is going to get pregnant by John and have a baby girl.
It will be J&J, the couple of the year.

Its time for angie and Brad’s movies to come out and this **** will not let it happen in peace.

Hey, you know what? If John is the man for her (at the moment) well go for it girl!!!! John is going thru his 30 crisis. I bet he talked to himself F*** with all the young chicks, I’m going after the OLDER women now, just to experience what’s it like? No??

#92:And all Tabloids will pay millions of dollars for the pictures of the little Blacked haired Greek Baby,Will have to watch Jen she will try to dye babies hair and stick contacts in its eyes are maybe she will hide baby for always…at least John Mayer will be like Kevin Federline and take care of baby so Jen can return to career of tanning and spreading legs for the papz.

she is desperate @ 04/30/2008 at 1:02 pm

When did they start dating? Seems like just few days ago, and she already fcuked him? Wow, just like she did with Brad Pitt, fcuking him on the first date. Very classy…., NOT.

once again someone is brought in and supposedly has a photographed romance with Jen which is over very quickly…………this is OBVIOUSLY a PR GAME. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS MONEY FOR THE PR PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lainey has a clue.

THERE IS NO WAY ########## EVER ########### THAT THESE TWO WOULD HOOK UP , ON A MANUFACTURED WEEKEND WITHOUT CAA AND AHIRED PHOTOGRAPHER TO FEED THE MEDIA SENSATIONAL LIES

John Mayer is already out in NYC with another woman, there is a pic in People Mag and Sky news

THEY DIDNT EVEN MEET UP!!!! THEY NEVER EVEN MET !!!!!!! PR FLEW HIM IN !!!!! the gay people running her career thinks this looks “hot”, the straight people see it as fake

REAL JOHN mAYER! @ 04/30/2008 at 1:18 pm

John Mayer, Miner of Comedy Gold

On Friday night, singer/songwriter John Mayer abandoned his lonely-chick rock persona for a moment and tried his hand at stand-up comedy. The singer went on as a special guest at the Comedy Cellar, where one blogger noted that he seemed “drunk or stoned, maybe both.” Excellent! Some lessons learned from Mayer on the mic:

1) Women are ***** (If you’re expecting a punchline here…so were we. Didn’t come.)
2) Lots of ***** have “unlocked their Masterlock” for him. Ew.
3) New Yorkers aren’t really bothered much by terrorism. Cause there’s like “Missiles and ****” constantly being launched at us and we’re used to it. Um…right. Might want to quit while you’re behind, John.
4) He lives up on a hill “away from the black people.” (Danger, Will Robinson, danger)
5) If white people were allowed to use the ‘N’ word, he would use it about 1,000 times a day. And yes, Mayer did use the ‘N’ word during his act. Several times.
Rest assured, Mayer still thinks your body is a wonderland — unless you’re black. In which case, your body is the ‘hood.

http://gawker.com/news/john-mayer/john-mayer-miner-of-comedy-gold-183396.php

I didn’t know she was into bi men.

ALL I CAN SAY IS HE.HE.HE.HE.HE.HE.HE.HE.

john mayer's perfect wife @ 04/30/2008 at 1:29 pm

think about my wife all the time,” says Mayer. “I kind of obsess on it, and what I want to find is a person who can speak those kinds of magic words. I mean ‘No complaints’ is a great way to live. Also, I want a woman who doesn’t hear ‘How are you?’ as ‘I would like you to come up with something dramatic now that will allow me to sit in front of you and give you more attention than I would have if you had just said ‘No complaints.’ When I find the person I can relate to on that level and who is also a pinup and who also says ‘Can I please take pictures of your ass?’ then I am going to get married to her. That I can promise you.”

But there is one small hitch, and it bedevils Mayer day and night, because it’s largely out of his control.

“My fear,” he says, “is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say, ‘I’m sorry, but I’ve got to say hello to you,’ and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, ‘Not for me, Bub. I don’t want anything to do with you.’ And she says that because of something in my past. I mean, I know how to be a celebrity. I know how to be a guy on the street. I know how to roll with the punches. I know how to do the whole thing. And my past is actually pretty sterling. But when I think about my wife, I worry. I worry about what she thinks when she reads about me in US Weekly. It’s all vapor, nothing, ether. But I worry about it. I worry about what she thinks.”

So, that’s John Mayer at the moment: a worrying, thinking man living in a land of vapor, nothing, ether, his perfect woman out there, sitting on a stool, maybe knowing too much about him already. Conversely, she might not know nearly enough—about his odd early years as an acne-ridden shut-in, about certain “loopholes” in his brain and the Xanax in his pants pocket, about his self-penned pornographic scribblings, about his constantly flapping lips, about his love for Jessica Simpson (and it seems he did love her) and how she changed his life. Things like that. Things that maybe his future wife really ought to know before she goes off half-cocked, deeper into Mayer Land, for better or for worse.
think about my wife all the time,” says Mayer. “I kind of obsess on it, and what I want to find is a person who can speak those kinds of magic words. I mean ‘No complaints’ is a great way to live. Also, I want a woman who doesn’t hear ‘How are you?’ as ‘I would like you to come up with something dramatic now that will allow me to sit in front of you and give you more attention than I would have if you had just said ‘No complaints.’ When I find the person I can relate to on that level and who is also a pinup and who also says ‘Can I please take pictures of your ass?’ then I am going to get married to her. That I can promise you.”

But there is one small hitch, and it bedevils Mayer day and night, because it’s largely out of his control.

“My fear,” he says, “is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say, ‘I’m sorry, but I’ve got to say hello to you,’ and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, ‘Not for me, Bub. I don’t want anything to do with you.’ And she says that because of something in my past. I mean, I know how to be a celebrity. I know how to be a guy on the street. I know how to roll with the punches. I know how to do the whole thing. And my past is actually pretty sterling. But when I think about my wife, I worry. I worry about what she thinks when she reads about me in US Weekly. It’s all vapor, nothing, ether. But I worry about it. I worry about what she thinks.”

So, that’s John Mayer at the moment: a worrying, thinking man living in a land of vapor, nothing, ether, his perfect woman out there, sitting on a stool, maybe knowing too much about him already. Conversely, she might not know nearly enough—about his odd early years as an acne-ridden shut-in, about certain “loopholes” in his brain and the Xanax in his pants pocket, about his self-penned pornographic scribblings, about his constantly flapping lips, about his love for Jessica Simpson (and it seems he did love her) and how she changed his life. Things like that. Things that maybe his future wife really ought to know before she goes off half-cocked, deeper into Mayer Land, for better or for worse.

john mayer on Jessica @ 04/30/2008 at 1:31 pm

Let me bring you into the mind-set now,” he says. “When you take two people who are trying to get together and relate, that’s already kind of a cluster f–k. But then, with us, there was this whole looming threat. And at a certain point, I got so many tension headaches just from magazine covers. Real tension headaches, from the mention of my name with someone else’s name and how people felt about that. Literal physiological responses where I was like, Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. I thought to myself, Are you sure you want to do this? And what I said to myself was, You know what? There are times in your life when there is nobody to confer with but yourself. And you know what? This is my life, and this is a person I want to spend more time with, and I’m not going to let that other vapor get in the way. And I’ll defend that decision till the end.” He pauses, then marches on. “I also want to say about Jessica that I don’t want to talk about her or my experience with her as a dark cloud or something tumorous or cancerous. That’s all perception. It was very comfortable and very soothing. I never went, Gee, I sure would like two or three days away from this.”

It’s interesting the way he spills this last bunch of words. No one here has mentioned cancer or tumors, nothing even close. On the contrary, his time with Simpson seems to have been good for him. But up come these ugly thoughts and images, ushered forth for no apparent reason. It’s as if he doesn’t know when to put a sock in it, and you have to wonder where it comes from, that uncontrollable urge to talk, come hell or high water.

lol, The Urinator strikes again !

Don’t forget : “Urinator 3 : The Judgement Day”…featuring Pee pee man Johnny Mayer and teeny oldie : Jennifer Ass-niston.

Johnny M. the Urinator is back on his favorite mission on the judgment day (payback mode) : track and terminate…errr…i mean, urinate on his next consenting victim : Jenni-to-the-ho !

Don’t miss it folks ! The world will be shocked, extremely shocked…

from lainey @ 04/30/2008 at 1:38 pm

John on Jen’s Golden Skin!

The first photos of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer heating up Miami! Looks like In Touch Weekly outbid all the other publications to make it happen.

As you can see, Jen and John are lounging by the pool – his head on her shoulder – and totally immersed in their own profundity during what appears to be a lunch date.

Well done Stephen Huvane! It’s a slamdunk victory for Jennifer’s indefatigable publicist. Because if you think these were “candids”, you need to go back to Gossip 101.

Jennifer Aniston’s bodyguards are known as the most aggressive, the most belligerent, and the most controlling in the business. They claim they NEVER want photos taken of their client. They claim to go to great lengths to prevent this. They claim it is their mandate to guard her privacy. Which is why they claim they take it very personally when the photographers successfully pap their ward.

Ten days ago, Jennifer was already snapped by the pool – click here for a refresher. The photos were splashed everywhere. As such, after the release of the images, her security would have ostensibly been made aware of where the paparazzi were angling and if they were as A Team as they are believed to be, they would not have allowed it to happen again.

Yet somehow, just over a week later, as she’s embarking on a high profile new relationship that she would presumably want to keep hidden, somehow Jen’s security team did not pevent a photographer taking these long lens shots from the same location as the week before???

Coincidence or conspiracy?

And this the same week that anticipation is starting to build for the arrival of The Second Coming?

Timing is everything.

But *** for tats aside, Jen’s golden skin and John’s golden showers… they are totally my new favourite couple. I believe in their love! I do! I do!

As I said the other day, the visual of him spraying Rachel Green has now become the happy place that I go to during the last leg of a very long run. I am training for Seek the Peak this summer. I will be calling on Jen and John while I am grunting up the Grouse Grind.

john mayer on his future wife @ 04/30/2008 at 1:39 pm

Before leaving, however, he wants to clear up one thing about his future wife. He knows that it’s largely his fault that the girl of his dreams may be so hard to find.

“I accept myself as a very specific kind of guy, and in that sense, I’m a little like a woman, because my chemistry is so exacting,” he says. “I can’t describe it in words, but I can see it in my head, its color, its light, its shapes, and I’ve managed to synthesize my love for myself by way of many different reasonings and processes, and I’ve been able to really synthesize my own satisfaction and things that do it for me. They’ve usually been self-taught, self-instructed, self-refined. So to be with anybody else has to somewhat lie in that comfort zone I’ve created with myself so well.”

Like much of what Mayer says, what he specifically means by this is somewhat murky, but the great thing is, it’s okay. He’ll never put a sock in it. The whys are unimportant. And now it’s time for him to go. He stands. He puts on his winter coat and jams his hands into the pockets. He shuffles his feet, starts to walk away, then thinks better of it and returns. He thrusts his big head forward. “Let me ask you a question,” he says. “Do you believe me? I mean, overall, do you buy me? Do you at least believe that I believe me?” Yes, of course, maybe, probably. But when the perfect girl comes along, she’ll both buy him and believe him, and what obscures him to others will only illuminate him for her. And when she agrees to be his wife, it’ll all be different then, just like he has always hoped.

I dont think Jennifer fits his future perfect wife. He is such a selfish self-absorbed person I think and so is X.

Hope he likes to lie in the sun and …. hmmm, not really sure what else she likes.

viva goldensh0wer couple @ 04/30/2008 at 1:43 pm

My God!! Didn’t she just break up with that nobody less then a month?
Ok, it’s one thing to date around. Damn!! space it out a bit. Let the stinky c00chie cool off a bit!! yucky!! There isn’t wrong with having fun. But let’s call it what it is. You people seriously can’t believe this type of extreme serial dating is a classy act!! Especially, for a mature adult heading towards menopause. I know we’re not living in medival times. More reason, for her to PUT A BRAKE ON THE LOOSE STINKY c00chies!! Loose c00chies are more likely to catch STD!!

Are you fans really that desperate for her to be linked to a celebrity. This guy is not someone who would take her seriously. He is not a gentleman. Come on, he is Jessica Simpon’s left over!! Ewww!!
How can anyone take her seriously. If she jumps from one bed to the next. What happened to her telling Oprah. For 08′ she is on the way to making a family? NO!! America’s Sweetheart can’t lie straightface to the mighty Oprah?!! I’m shocked!! The world is shocked!!

jen's ass @ 04/30/2008 at 1:44 pm

When I find the person I can relate to on that level and who is also a pinup and who also says ‘Can I please take pictures of your ass?’ then I am going to get married to her. That I can promise you.”

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I think Jennifer let him took a pic of her ass!

bet-

go to usmagazine and vote, which beau is best for Jen.

go look at the result.

oh, by the way, can you multi task, vote at the us site as well as blog here?

Micro

You want me to go to Us magazine, becuase of what?. Becuase you want to stay here and bash a woman. woman basher. worthless woman.

reeeereeeeeeee……………. they both have hot night and sexy night and they look hot. take it ,……… woman bashers.

What a liberated woman! Does not have to answer to anyone but only to herself.

Good riddance of old, old, ugly brad pitt. Angelina Jolie deserved him. They are both over themselves. Angelina is supposed to be the liberated one, but instead, so got pregnant over and over.

the real tita @ 04/30/2008 at 2:04 pm

As a JP fan, I am so happy for Jennifer and John. May they have a great union and be for each other what Brad and Angie are to one another.

Congrats to the Jen fans who have waited for this moment to come into their idol’s life. I hope this guy is finally able to fill that empty hole that has been left gaping wide since her divorce.

Is this fate or is this fate?

JENNIFER ANISTON & BRAD PITT threads are always TOGETHER on this site :D LOL :D

micro:

Thanks for calling bet’s attention to that stupid Us magazine poll, where Brad is still the deluded fans’ “best beau for Jen Aniston”, even though he had left Jennifer three and1/2 years ago, he hooked up with one of the sexiest women alive, and it’s four, almost five kids later. So I guess even though these haters dis Brad to death, they still want him back for her Golden Highness (nowadays literally true, thanks to John Mayer).

wildflower509 @ 04/30/2008 at 2:08 pm

Nice photos! They look relaxed, and contented together. Must be nice to be with a younger man who doesn’t need “sex toys” to get it on. Good to see Jen enjoying her life and glowing. You go you Golden Cougar!!

Angelina wanted Brad’s focus to be on her and their children, not watching the rags and mags to defend her against silly bullsh*t, because face it…that sh*t is neverending…it would just take unnecessary time and energy away from their family. As for Brad and his first interview he did promoting Mams and speaking well of his best pal Maniston…wake up - that was strategic, he THOUGHT at the time the dumb fugly b*tch was going along with the plan to split amicably, as great friends, and ‘keeping the love they had for each other,’ should he have known better?! Well I’d say yes…but I’m not going to fault the man for his naivete, it’s kind of unexpected and sweet from a guy who’s been in HW as long as Brad has, that he can be duped by a woman so thoroughly. Yeah Brad, Maniston would have been your bestest pal and would have had your back as long as you stayed single and celibate forever or gotten hit by a bus.

The day you fall in love and start living your life with someone else, she will be the most vindictive b*tch alive (ASK HER MOTHER!) All bets were off once Brad hooked up with Angelina. It wasn’t about him…he told her during the marriage he was attracted to Angelina, yet they still seemed to be having the most peaceful, amicable divorce EVER. I recall people discussing it. But the second she found out he had actually started the relationship with AJ a month after she files papers to divorce….then she and Huvane plot to take him down.

It further illustrates how Maniston was as fake and diabolical as they come.

She’s one of those seemingly warm, affectionate tools with the people she needs to impress (you know those fake b*tches that are always grabbing you, hugging you and mewling their face at you, cuz she’s such ‘a pal’..)….

….but in reality she’s a cold cruel vindictive b*tch with people she doesn’t feel the need to be nice to and those that she perceives have done her wrong. (See Brad, See he Mother, See her ex Roomate, see her father, etc. etc)

the real tita @ 04/30/2008 at 2:17 pm

#117: Stupid strikes again. Where would you like Jared to put one of them in? at Perez’ blog? Or did you want Jared to open up another blog so he can separate the two threads?

I’ll gladly lend you a dollar if you promise to buy some common sense.

ummm…for all of you that say that mayer is a fall from pitt…i agree, but only if what you meant to say is that mayer if a fall from the brad pitt of about 5 years ago…cos the current brad pitt is GROSS! that is one hot man that has NOT aged well. he looks nasty to me now.

at this point, i would take mayer over pitt in a second. also, mayer is talented…pitt’s talent lies in morphing into other people, mostly his current mate. it’s just pathetic for a guy nearing 50.

Isn’t it weird that almost every year,she starts who*ring herself in front of Camera with new man around CANNES TIMES.and sorry but in this past two weeks,Brad and Angie were/are having movies in Cannes.

why can’t she change herself?who can’t she act like a grown a** woman and why can’t she keep a man for more than a 2 months?

Mimi, John Mayer is 30, Brad is 44. Of course Brad has aged. John Mayer should look so good when HE turns 44.

ssshii_baby @ 04/30/2008 at 2:29 pm

Congrats Jenfans!! I’m so happy for you guys!! She can finally live the life she always wanted!! Having as many men as she wants!! She is very LIBERAL indeed!! Very generous !! Cumm one cumM all!! Everybody is welcome. Her body is wonderland for sure!! Matchmade in heaven!! Very happy for the GOLDENsh0wer couple!! Congrats!!

mimi @ 04/30/2008 at 2:23 pm ummm…for all of you that say that mayer is a fall from pitt…i agree, but only if what you meant to say is that mayer if a fall from the brad pitt of about 5 years ago…cos the current brad pitt is GROSS! that is one hot man that has NOT aged well. he looks nasty to me now.

at this point, i would take mayer over pitt in a second. also, mayer is talented…pitt’s talent lies in morphing into other people, mostly his current mate. it’s just pathetic for a guy nearing 50.
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I rather be in the bed of a gentleman who treats me nice and respectfully even if he has some wrinkles than with a thirty something who will call me bi.tch, piss on me and disrespect m., even write all the juicy intimate things of our sexual time together.

Hey, I rather sleep with Sean Connery than John Mayer.

But to each is own. I know that most teeny brains like the gangster or trash-talking type with a hot fresh body than the gentleman type who treat them nice. They like the package even if the content is…trash…

SHE WILL ALWAYS LOVE BRAD!

Jen sleeps with different men and she is a liberal woman. Another woman does the same and she is a wh*re. Go figure. Go Cougars!

/// @ 04/30/2008 at 2:29 pm Mimi, John Mayer is 30, Brad is 44. Of course Brad has aged. John Mayer should look so good when HE turns 44.

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Plus someone who like to humiliate and pee on his partner…and BRAG about it publicly, shows some disgusting tendencies.

I personaly won’t ever trust that type of man with those kind of freaky behaviours that can turn into scatology when they go overboard..

Congtats to the Golden Shower Couple,The Greek Woman and Her PeeWee boy.

pray god that brad never leaves angelina becase no man who has eyes would want her at least man want to date jennifer i don’t know how many would knock on angelina’s door if she was single she was hot of course i can’t deny that in 1999 but now my eyes hurt when i see her especialy in pap pictures and don’t make me start with her body she is bony and not attractive see jennifer’s body for god sake if only i could look like that when im 39 if i could look like that now that im 23 you are just crazy or jelous of her if you pick on her for he aparence

Q

Jen has to stop living her life . You know what woman basher did not like it, and they are crying a lot. Thier idol Armpit going to France with his girl freind. How dare jen date someone , when Armpit is going to france to support his girlfreind. that make me laugh a lot. woman basher go to great length to bash her. when they bash her they give reason which does not make sence at all , like them.

Jen Jen please do not live your life, becuase you ex 1 media Ho will go to france , you will take his spot light. what pethatic looser are you woman bashers.

Q

Jen has to stop living her life in the book of Armpit fans . You know what woman basher did not like it, and they are crying a lot. Thier idol Armpit going to France with his girl freind. How dare jen date someone , when Armpit is going to france to support his girlfreind. that make me laugh a lot. woman basher go to great length to bash her. when they bash her they give reason which does not make sence at all , like them.

Jen Jen please do not live your life, becuase you ex 1 media Ho will go to france , you will take his spot light. what pethatic looser are you woman bashers.

it’s nor true it’s for the press and media … it’s fake , just to promote her career…
it’s john mayer now, it was owen wilson …etc.. promote her upcoming movie and career.

sorry for my english.. i don’t speack and write english very well.
For me, it’s not real.

lulu @ 04/30/2008 at 3:49 am CLINIQUA @ 04/30/2008 at 12:27 am

LOL. , ITAWU.The romance between X and pee boy was more of a PR strategy. both badly needed it . Pee boy away from the gay rumor and X to stay relevant in the tabloids till her movie come out this year . May be all those parading of coochie, butt, aging boob does not work afterall, Huvaniston have to pull this one out. but how I hope this Golden shower coupling is true, just the picture of pee boy peeing at the top of whinny X make my day.
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agree with both of you. When Orlando would not play the game they went with another curly head young guy. Regardless if true or not the fact that she would be associated with a guy who said he like to pee on his woman just screams how desparate she is.

I SHE WILL ALWAYS LOVE BRAD! BUT I HOPE SHE FINDS A REAL MAN! NOT JOHN!

minivan goddess @ 04/30/2008 at 3:30 pm

Seriously whats wrong with you Jenho fans? You want her to be with a known douche-bag. Who is known to go through every starlet in Hollywood. You want to see your idol get used, p*ss on, and later get written about on his long ass blog. What kind of fans are you. Geez, Im not even a fan but I wouldn’t wish John Mayer on anybody!!

Stop sounding so desperate. People with class don’t respect loose woman. Don’t even delude yourself thinking this is classy!! Any woman with self respect would not behavior this way. Ask yourself, if this was your sister or even your mom. She is old enough to be someone’s mom.

Would you be happy that she is promiscious?!! Behaving like a dog in heat!! Do you really think she would get lucky like Demi? I don’t think so!! She doesn’t carry herself like a lady. She is no different from Paris. Atleast, Paris have the excuse that she is still young. It’s normal to play the field. Being 40 doesn’t mean you are heading for the grave anytime soon. It’s just not HOT!! imagining 40yr.old woman going through menopause getting peed-

A big Throw up.Yuk Both Ugly asSin ,made for each other.Finally Karma.

minivan goddess @ 04/30/2008 at 3:44 pm

You people must be really young and stupid!! Or got dropped too many times on the head when you were a baby. If you rather see her be with someone who would disrespectful. Just because you think he is young and hot!! Being promiscious is not classy or liberating! Don’t be so naive to think just because alot of guys want to get with you. Does not mean they think you are hot and sexy!! No!! it’s just mean they found your phone number in the bathroom stall. Call Ms. Maniston. It’s a guarentee!! if you’re looking to hit it and run!! Cougar is too old to chase you down. ha.ha.ha.ha.

I’d rather have Jen’s lifestyle which involves dating hot sexy guys in the show business than Brad’s and Angelina’s house full of screaming kids any day. 5 kids under the age of 10 and the lady getting pregnant or adopting a new kid every year! Is this what “the icing on the cake” is about? No thanks.

i think it’s fake , just for the media and to promote her career and promote her upcoming movie.
it’s J.Mayer now, it was Owen wilson and next ???
Suddenly love ?? good time for love

The two hot and sexy were haveing hot and sexy night take it woman basher and worthless woman.

Desperate Cougar and peewee.

bet:maybe since John is giving it ,to this cougar she will keep her legs closed at the papz so we don’t have to see saggy kootch hanging out.

minivan goddess @ 04/30/2008 at 4:02 pm

having hot sexy one night stands one after another!! wow!! what a life!! !! getting peed-on by a young “hot” male *****. during your menopause years is what every parents want their child to achieve!!

Benjer: I would rather have a house full of beautiful memories of my children growing up, doing & saying silly things, holidays, family outings/vacations and a good husband/man to share it all with any day, than to live a single life at 40 and coming home to a empty cold house and nothing but meaningless/loveless one night stands (she exchanged love of a good man & possible family for one nighters and STD’s).

Benjers @ 04/30/2008 at 3:45 pm I’d rather have Jen’s lifestyle which involves dating hot sexy guys in the show business than
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…..wich also include getting pee-ed on or risking worse (and i don’t refer to her dogs poo she has to take care of) and putting the high scale on STD’s risk by multiplying intimate contacts with different partners, some more and more freaky in a serial orgy of DNA proliferation within a short period of time.

Joey Tribbiani @ 04/30/2008 at 4:18 pm

Poor Jen, now she’s with Edward Scissorhands!

us mag has a water boiler poll

Which beau is best for Aniston

So far, this is the result:–

John Mayer ………..9 %

Vince …………………30 %

Paul Sculfor ……… 12 %

Brad Pitt …………….. 49 %

So far 25, 000 + votes have been casted.

What does the above results tell us?

That you Jen fans want Brad for Jen , that you Jen fans are mad, blame Angie for the demise of the merger (marriage)

Sigh !!!! That explain why this pity party last 3 + years.

Well, blame it on Jen for the divorce. It’s a case of NOT KNOWING WHAT YOU HAVE UNTIL YOU LOST IT.

I have nothing against Jen, besides that shamefull interview in VF. I really hope that she can find happiness . But Jen fans are really ridicolous when they say that Y is better looking then Brad etc etc. Brad is unique. There is an after Brad and an before Brad.

you are obsesed with jennifer aniston if angelina’s life is so perfect why come here to bash brad’s ex wife

/// @ 04/30/2008 at 2:07 pm

micro:

Thanks for calling bet’s attention to that stupid Us magazine poll, where Brad is still the deluded fans’ “best beau for Jen Aniston”, even though he had left Jennifer three and1/2 years ago, he hooked up with one of the sexiest women alive, and it’s four, almost five kids later. So I guess even though these haters dis Brad to death, they still want him back for her Golden Highness (nowadays literally true, thanks to John Mayer).
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Aren’t jen hens pathetic like their idol? lol

to angelina fans @ 04/30/2008 at 4:47 pm

you are obsesed with jennifer aniston if angelina’s life is so perfect why come here to bash brad’s ex wife
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Because Jennifer Aniston is a joke and we love to make fun of her.

Oh boy, It’s getting worse and worse and even her doesn’t deserve a **** like him !

She thinks that she is immune to harsh criticsm due the tolerance of the media she has been fed too for so long. She is just like the others and will be labelled in accordance : a **** and even worse. Wosrhipped today, despised tomorrow. The media is harsh and pittiless when you hit 40 ! She will learn it sooner or later.

She has downgraded herself and probably lost some good men coming her way, as men, just like women also weigh the reputation.

She is undoutedly an easy woman and ain’t nothing more pathetic and sad that to be so versatile at …40.

When you are hitting 40, that’s is not a good thing. You can be as beautiful as a youngster, you are still 40 and won’t win that competition.

She has entering the spiral of the cougar who will only attract young men for casual sex and quickies because she has nothing but the easy sex to offer. As most good still eligibale men can find better elsewhere, let alone many of her generation and above don’t like the one night stand tendency and will go for a good woman who wants to settle and behave with maturity in that prospect.

I dont think this is the real romance. I believe both Jen and John want attention. Hence the hook up.

I’m sure Huvane knows John’s reputation.

Who knows, may be when John pees on her in the future, she can have ANOTHER EXCUSE TO start another pity party again.

women who are worthless and woman basher will make any reason to bash this woman. they said she want attentiona. When was jen did not get attenation. There is no day i remeber form my book jen did not get attention, thank to woman basher. And also, jen did get attention even she dating anyone , tab will creat an imaginary date every week for her. So any kind of logic of woman basher does not make sence. It just their pethatic way of bashing the woman.

worthless woman while you are bashing the woman, she is having hot and sexy nights with young and taleted man.

bet#157: I see your dirty butt still here don’t you ever bathe are clean house.

he is one luky man, he is touching those hot ass and those perfect body. take it woman basher.

Who cares, you sick ass,you after her too.

159 : If you ask me her ass has been hot for everyman,and bet are you being paid by Huvane $5 an hour to sit here like a old wet hen.

bet @ 04/30/2008 at 5:38 pm

he is one luky man, he is touching those hot ass and those perfect body. take it woman basher.
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He is peeing on her ass and body too.

jen*ho is a h*o @ 04/30/2008 at 5:46 pm

Anuston fans would still keep on bashing brad and angie even if anuston had slept with all the guys in hollywood.

159#bet:I wouldn’t call them lucky both have been had by alot of people even Perez Hilton,I’d be afraid of S.T.D.

Yes everyone knows Jen is biggest ho,but let her get peed,I’m happy for her ass karma is so good.Congratulations on the Golden Shower Couple.

The Golden PeeWee and the Golden dyed Greek,Fake everything,Hey maybe John will write on Blog about the CONTACTS with his peeing she might have to take them our or get infection from pee.I love Karma..Cheap Ho and everyone finding out.

she disgusts me !

The guy is a notorious bi sexual, young, wild and lead a turbulent sexual life with odd fantasies; He is officially among the most dangerous high risk std partner you may encouner.

In a country with more than one million of HIV positive, i would have thought that this supposed classy woman would set a better example and stop promoting promiscuous behaviour and flings with young freaks !

She will finished like Freddy Mercury with aids because of all this orgy she is slowly but surely falling into !

Woman basher

Are you still smelling Armpit stinky ass on your wall paper. Time to let it go.

Miami hot is increasing , the two hot and sexy people are having hot and sexy night , take woman basher / Ho’s and Hook er’s.

what has she done to you? you say she through a pity party at her vf interview ok that say that she did is that a reason to bash her she was past 30 divorced with her ex fame whoring with his pregnant ***** without the divorce being final no children but her ex had the woman he cheated on allrady pregnant what does that tell you? what should she do celebrate?think about it

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN <3

I LOVE JEN

SO GOOD LUCK 2 HER

WITH WHAT EVER SHE WITH

I really don’t care if they are dating her private life is HER private life but what I do care about is how HOT she is. if its true that ******* is lucky

let them be…. he’s no Brad so what? let them be happy

and whats with you angelina jolie worshippers always coming here talking crap Get a life! and give the brad pitt comments a rest and as for you idol she doesn’t have a thing on jenifer that ugly sick looking thing wish she had a body like that .when you hear guys talk they say they wanna fcuk her you never here a guy say they wanna marry her or settle down with her and thats because she is a self proclaim lesbian wh*re only pitt was stupid enough to let her tRap him he has turn into her b!tch you brad pitt fans need to tell him to grow his balls back

P.S IF HE WAS SOOO HAPPY IN THE RELATIONSHIP HES IN HE WOULD NOT BE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE WILL ALWAYS LOVE JENNIFER IN INTERVIEWS. i DON’T EVER RECAL HEARING HIM TALK ABOUT HIS LOVE FOR ANGELINA. HE TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVE HIS KIDS AND HOW MUCH HE LOVE JEN

LOL at PAUL YOUR SOO RIGHT

But i’m not gonna waste my time talking about Angelina or her dog anyway back to these too if its tue good for them if there just friends and the media is trying to make it appear like theres more then whatever

I like his music but I wouldn’t call myself a fan but love Jennifer she look beautiful

I AGREE THERES NO NEED TO RESPOND TO THE “HATERS”. HECK JENNIFER DOESN’T EVEN KNOW THEY EXIST. GOD IS GOING TO JUDGE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM FOR THEIR SENSELESS HATRED AND DISLIKE FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER EVEN DONE ANYTHING TO THEM.

Jen Aniston is a grade A MORON. If she supposedly can have any guy she wants and John Mayer is that guy, I feel truly sorry for her. But in a way they kind of make a perfect couple. Only someone like him could tolerate someone like her. I wish them a long and happy life together filled with golden showers and poolside tanning.

this is a photoshoot arranged by Huvane, reality is hidden (same MO with Bouma, Sculfor etc…) they fly them in, they pose like a couple, they create the sensationalism, 2 weeks later they later say that they broke up, she gets the PR and Huvane gets paid. FACT. NOT ASSUMPTION. NOT GUESSING. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>FACT<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

this is awkward and staged for her career, she isn’t into it

they know they are being photographed that is why they are posing

and whats with you angelina jolie worshippers always coming here talking crap Get a life! and give the brad pitt comments a rest and as for you idol she doesn’t have a thing on jenifer that ugly sick looking thing wish she had a body like that .when you hear guys talk they say they wanna fcuk her you never here a guy say they wanna marry her or settle down with her and thats because she is a self proclaim lesbian wh*re only pitt was stupid enough to let her tRap him he has turn into her b!tch you brad pitt fans need to tell him to grow his balls back

P.S IF HE WAS SOOO HAPPY IN THE RELATIONSHIP HES IN HE WOULD NOT BE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE WILL ALWAYS LOVE JENNIFER IN INTERVIEWS. i DON’T EVER RECAL HEARING HIM TALK ABOUT HIS LOVE FOR ANGELINA. HE TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVE HIS KIDS AND HOW MUCH HE LOVE JEN

uum Angelina coochie is in better health than the stincky damaged one of Aniston full of microbes and std’s ! She probably has herpes and would soon become HIV positive with all the different fluids she likes to dig into.

So you can have your nice package full of dirty nasty content coupled with a pee brain and nothing but the booty to offer to her supercicial teeny weeny brainless fans !

Bad Publicity is better than none at all

“Bad publicity is better than none at all”.

That is true. But only for lost causes like Aniston and Mayer, who are so in love with their own fame they’d rather get bad publicity than none.

Inaugurating Mayer-Aniston

MAYERIED Jen, John, in Touch (Photo: In Touch Weekly)
New couple/publicity stunt alert: Sad singleton Jennifer Aniston gets hot and heavy with singer/songwriter and Us “Cad of the Year” John Mayer in Miami!

Jen, 39, and John, 30 (ooh, sexy age difference!), met on a fix-up by mutual buddy Sheryl Crow (Star, In Touch), or began an Internet flirtation after meeting six months ago (Us), or met about a year earlier through business associates (Life & Style). All the mags agree Jen invited John down to the sunshine state and suggested they get together when she heard he was going to be in town for something else. That or John asked Jen if he could come visit. The two spent an intense four days together, enjoying 400 meals at the city’s hottest eateries, rubbing suntan lotion on each other’s toned bodies poolside at her hotel, and shopping at the local Publix. It must be serious; no one has ever seen these two buy groceries, ever.

The Bauer sister sibs—Life & Style and In Touch—somehow both manage to run the same “World Exclusive” set of photos of the couple lounging around the Mandarin Oriental’s pool and playing with their coffee cups at the hotel’s Café Sambal restaurant. Meanwhile, the other glossies are forced to Photoshop together various shots of bikini-clad Jen and John (minus a few tattoos) from separate beach stock. Everyone scores tons of eyewitnesses/waiters/pool boys to talk about how cutesy the couple was—”She giggled; they looked like they were on a date!” And In Touch splashes across the cover that they get John to “talk about his sexy weekend with Jennifer Aniston;” Translation, when the mag’s reporter bombarded song boy at LaGuardia Airport on Monday, he brushed her away and said, “My weekend was good.”

Despite all this, no one thinks that the couple can go the distance. John’s buddy tells Us, “He’s a real ladies man. It won’t last.” And John does have a pattern of bad behavior. Life & Style points out that he once joked in a stand-up act that sex with his ex Jennifer “Love My Curves” Hewitt was somehow akin to food poisoning. While a “friend” of John’s other ex, Jessica Simpson, laments to OK! that John was all into Jess, and then just dropped her: “He got bored and stopped returning her calls.”

But the most damning piece of evidence comes in the form of a quote about Jen’s arch nemesis Angelina Jolie that John gave during a pot-infused 2006 Rolling Stone interview (We especially enjoy the way In Touch and Us paraphrase for the PG crowd). “Everyone thinks that Brad Pitt has it great because he’s with Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible. Because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blowjob, what do you tip your head back and think about to help you finish.” Now those are the words of a classy keeper, Jen.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/04/john-mayer-jennifer-aniston-couple.php

wow. john and jen. love em both!
they could be a cute couple. they match is pretty great.
but there’s a chance they’re just friends still. or not. who knows..

May I please be in that sandwich. personally I love vince vaughn and Pitt just kind of grosses me out. go jen, go john, i would take either of you :) or both, hehe

What did Mayer do to his arm? dip it in bucket of slime? How can she even look at that unathletic noodle? I think she could do better than that.

Why are you guys have a bad comment about this two they even know you. “Grow up People” and you even know what’s going on???
I guess jealousy , I’m so happy to those couple who’s happy and have
a good relationship. GO FOR IT John and Jen!!!!!

Well time will tell if this rumour is the real thing or not!

bluemelatonin @ 05/09/2008 at 11:25 am

What has she done to her face? Has she had cosmetic surgery or something else? Can someone tell me.

LadyOfLove @ 05/12/2008 at 9:54 pm

When Angelina did not have a man in her life, she engrossed herself with giving out her love and time to those people who needed the most, when Jennifer does not have a man in her life, she desperately try to rid away the loneliness by looking for love at all the wrong places, it seems very obvious that these two woman are at totally different level in terms of character and what they want to achieve in their life, or in terms selfishness. Not that J.A is wrong, just a totally different level comparing to Angelina. No wonder Brad Pitt will go for Angelina instead. An intelligent choice

No lady of love:

There is no comparing the two. Angelina fell in love with a married man and then followed up with it. No selfishness there. Pitt dropped a woman he stated he loved for seven years. No selfishness there either. Nope, none at all. A saint Jolie is not.

Did Jolie suffer a public divorce like the one Aniston did? Their sitations are completely different, but you actually idolize someone and say the reason is because Jolie helps others in need? Jolie certainly helps herself, and Pitt is just like her. Self serving!!!

Triple D titties @ 08/27/2008 at 9:18 pm

John Mayer: Genetic Mutant Super Spy [Facts]
Gawker Last Week0 Comments According to a tipster, before he became the well-known singer/songwriter/ladykiller that he is today, John Mayer was a Secret Service agent involved in a plot to assassinate President Bush and also subjected himself to bizarre government genetic tests which made him a mutant. We for one, believe it. How else could you explain his intense desire to suck face with Perez Hilton? Read the important dossier on Super Mutant “Meyer” after the jump.

conspiracytheory wrote: “John Mayer one the biggest pr whores out there”.
OR it may be his label. It’s a common PR ‘trick’ to pair up celebrities when they have projects comming out. She likely has a new movie and he likely has an album in the works. They might not even know eachother.

As for Perez Hilton, he doesn’t have an origional thought in his tiny brain. Everything he prints comes from inside the business, managers and publicists. He’s just a tool. It’s a sick business.

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