Jennfier Aniston & John Mayer’s Sexy Weekend

hmmm… i didn’t know he’s into “older” women. But hey, if they like eachother, good for them

Mayer’s no Pitt, but at least he’s better than Vaughn!

WTG Jen!

see, this is the problem when you leave Brad Pitt….there’s no trading up, this is a perfect case in point

well as long as jen don’t show her cootchie to the world now,but only to John Mayer.Oh Happy Days.

The GOLDEN SHOWER COUPLE lives. Long live the GOLDEN SHOWER COUPLE

jump jump…..hahaha…

It is quite a fall from Brad Pitt. Does anybody else think that Jen isn’t quite so “classy”, but maybe “common”? Didn’t she just end her relationship with Brian Bouma and isnt’ it a little soon to start sharing a hotel room with another guy…if you have so much class. At least Vince isn’t a wimp.

When you’ve been in a relationship for a long time you just don’t come out and jump into another (unless that’s the reason you left the relationship, ie Brad and Angie) If she were a man everyone would be happy to see her dating but as a women we want he to be settled down to one person. She just having fun, I seriously doubt if John (trying to date everyone)Mayer is the one.

what is up with criticsm about her sleeping with other men?!

Are these people living in the 1400s or are they living today; A women is not a **** b/c she’s able to have a ton of men around her. JA is a single women and even if she did sleep with 1,000 men, that’s okay. She’s successful, single, seems to have a great deal of self-confidence and probably loves sex…good for her!

John Mayer? wow, well I think he’s very handsome now, but he looked gross when he was with Jessica Simpson…And yeah, he’s much better looking than Pitt…just a different type of hot guy.

Go Jen - you’ve inspired me to be able to keep my looks, you and Salma Hayek, etc, as I get older —- w/o plastic surgery! Jen’s very natural and strong women and that’s what makes her beautiful to me!

I won’t be surprised if these pics turn out to be one big mystification.
in Touch guys have mastered photoshop to perfection :D

Macy

the problem is worthless woman like you did not stop from coming to her thread and bashing her. Mcay worthless woman like you will not stop you from bashing her ,even she dating or living herlife.

Worthless woman , no respect for themself women, and jealous and HO’s who put thier Armpit wall paper on thier wall . Who smell his stinky As day in day out. What can make you to give up of bashing this woman?. I think nothing.

Ha Ha Ha

worthless women are going to be here to day in big number Ha Ha ha ha .

THis IS NOT GOING TO LAST

I GIVE THEM 1 MONTH

bet you sound like one of them haters from perez go there or go to FF,if you say i’m hating,I don’t hate this woman.I’m Happy for this crazy woman and her golden shower boy …Go Team Golden Shower.

Perhaps the Jolie-Pitt fanatics will join us in the real world now and realized that she hasn’t been sitting around pining for her ex for the past few years? It seems to be a favorite myth/theme on here.

For the record, dating people and having an intimate relationship with the people you date doesn’t make you a wh*re. What century do you people live in?

‘conspiracytheory’ - I really don’t think you have to worry about Jennifer Aniston’s career. She seems to be doing just fine.

I highly doubt that someone walked up to him and said “Hi, I’m from InTouch magazine, how was your weekend?” Use your brain.

perfect match,desperate for publicity dumped fake beeyotch,with john herpes pee pee mayers,this made my day,i am sure this is the tabloid world’ dream

I think they make an interesting couple in a weird sort of way..but what happened to Orlando

They both need people in their lives. Good for them.

Well, this is proof that she wasn’t serious about wanting a family. Look who she has dated since her divorce. After “dating” Vince for over a year, he told Oprah he and Jen had never talked about having kids! Yeah, and Meyer is such perfect husband and father material! LOL. Jen once said when you reach 30 you stop just dating around and you try to be with someone who you will have a future with, you don’t date thinking it will not work out…well as she gets close to 40.. I guess Pee Pee boy is the one?

24 :It looks like Jen Aniston has no respect for women or herself.

I am not perfect or macy.. but I do agree with them.

I am macy i don’t hide my name Go Glden Shower Team….Please lets make Tee shirts,please lord let this be for real.

John is so much hotter than the haggard pitt. They MAY have something going on. But, I think these photos are fakes. They just dont look real.

Ha! @ 04/30/2008 at 10:54 am Perhaps the Jolie-Pitt fanatics will join us in the real world now and realized that she hasn’t been sitting around pining for her ex for the past few years? It seems to be a favorite myth/theme on here.

For the record, dating people and having an intimate relationship with the people you date doesn’t make you a wh*re. What century do you people live in?

‘conspiracytheory’ - I really don’t think you have to worry about Jennifer Aniston’s career. She seems to be doing just fine.

I highly doubt that someone walked up to him and said “Hi, I’m from InTouch magazine, how was your weekend?” Use your brain.

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Omg…So that is why this whole relationship at least on her part is being used for? LMAO- you have proved my point! Aniston according to you seems to be what we thought she was. Desperate, Insecure, low self worth, career oriented. She cares that much about what the tabloids think that she would go into a relatoinship just to try and change her image that is so dear to her. What a real woman.!

I guess that why she showed up and was pictured with Brian and Courtneys house the day after the Oscars. I mean she did not know the paps would take pics right? The funny thing is Ok mag had done that story of her not being over Brad, and in it it was said she would never date a camera man like julia roberts. What does she do? She dates a keygrip intsead..lmao? It so very easy to connect the dots, it is a pattern that goes back a long way. Jen fans who are still holding on to this image of her will one day realize they are being played.

A loose woman is a person who sleeps around, that is true in the real world and celeb land. A couple of days ago the last man she was dating was Brian B , he confirmed that he and jen dated and were no longer dating. I wonder who gave him permission to do that. So in a span of a month(wasn’t he visting her Miami) she has gone from the key grip to the John M. What type of woman is that? lmao

Seems natural that Mayer would like older women, since he’s so into females minds, brains, etc. He also seems a tad immature - a surefire reason why he would prefer someone more mature.

Geezuz, conspiractheory. You didn’t even read what I wrote. What an idiotic response. I think you might need a new hobby besides reading Jennifer Aniston threads and posting. It’s obvious you spend WAY too much time reading about and following the tabloid stories (which, apparently you believe like the gospel) about her. You do understand how tabloids work, right? Mostly fiction to sell mags.

BE CAREFULLY GUY - THIS WOMAN LIKE A BABY!!!!!!

They’re both untalented and ugly…we don’t care of them!!!

As a Jen fan i’m quite shocked that she would date of all people Mayer, They make an awful pair, but when you think about it all the hollywood hunks are taken. Jen you have to do better after Brad, get a rich hunk and he doesn’t have to belong to hollyweird.

Ha! @ 04/30/2008 at 11:22 am Geezuz, conspiractheory. You didn’t even read what I wrote. What an idiotic response. I think you might need a new hobby besides reading Jennifer Aniston threads and posting. It’s obvious you spend WAY too much time reading about and following the tabloid stories (which, apparently you believe like the gospel) about her. You do understand how tabloids work, right? Mostly fiction to sell mags.

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Lmao..It seems HA that we share the same hobby :)? Since you seem to enjoy responding to my posts and have read all of them., it would seem you spend the same amount of time I do. Maybe both of us need a new hobby? I understand how Tabloids work and I also understand that Aniston and pr know how it works that is why they play games with them. Why does what I say bother you so much? It is just my thoughts…I wonder…..

Consipracytheory

even it is for pr game, why bother you. Does it affect your life becuase she dating or she not dating. Does it affect your idol Armpit? So why bother to comment on it. Does creat a problem to anyone becasue she is daing or using PR?.

Loone take it she power , any news about her is news worthy. That is why you are here loosing Your sh it.

What do you morons think a Golden Shower is? A trip to Tiffany’s?

Mayer is the classic DORK who is know living out his little fantasies.

Sorry PERVS, most normal people don’t like to be pee’d on.

Alvin

From the picture i am seeing up there , there is nothing boring about her. She lookes HOt Hot Hot and sexy . They both look like they have a lot of un boring nights. take it looser.

Macy

I am armpit basher , you are Ho’s who bash woman . So you are worthless woman who bash woman and smell stinky As of Armpit wall paper.

Besides, I’m not really commenting on her; I’m just toying with YOU.

She’s like the real lif Sex and the City chicks. She’s also the same age!

D A M N! Hotness himself in Jen’s bed!
I am happy for her, she looks like she is enjoying life to the fullest.
I don’t think this is a long term thing though, John Mayer is… for one… too much of a big-mouth and Jen is extermely private about her personal life. And two, John Mayer is nothing if not a player.
I think they like each other’s company ….both in bed and out,lol…and will probably be friends even after the “romance” has worn off. And in the meantime…. I will envy her

You know, this is really going to infuriate the Jen-haters. They have brain seizures when they see Jen looking so happy, gorgeous, and relaxed. And in the company of yet another stud, oh sh*t. lmao…
Just remember Jen-haters…. Brad & Angie love each other and their kids and are incredibly happy. Focus on that and let Jen live her life as she wishes.

John on Jen’s Golden Skin!

The first photos of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer heating up Miami! Looks like In Touch Weekly outbid all the other publications to make it happen.

As you can see, Jen and John are lounging by the pool – his head on her shoulder – and totally immersed in their own profundity during what appears to be a lunch date.

Well done Stephen Huvane! It’s a slamdunk victory for Jennifer’s indefatigable publicist. Because if you think these were “candids”, you need to go back to Gossip 101.

Jennifer Aniston’s bodyguards are known as the most aggressive, the most belligerent, and the most controlling in the business. They claim they NEVER want photos taken of their client. They claim to go to great lengths to prevent this. They claim it is their mandate to guard her privacy. Which is why they claim they take it very personally when the photographers successfully pap their ward.

Ten days ago, Jennifer was already snapped by the pool – click here for a refresher. The photos were splashed everywhere. As such, after the release of the images, her security would have ostensibly been made aware of where the paparazzi were angling and if they were as A Team as they are believed to be, they would not have allowed it to happen again.

Yet somehow, just over a week later, as she’s embarking on a high profile new relationship that she would presumably want to keep hidden, somehow Jen’s security team did not pevent a photographer taking these long lens shots from the same location as the week before???

Coincidence or conspiracy?

And this the same week that anticipation is starting to build for the arrival of The Second Coming?

Timing is everything.

But *** for tats aside, Jen’s golden skin and John’s golden showers… they are totally my new favourite couple. I believe in their love! I do! I do!

As I said the other day, the visual of him spraying Rachel Green has now become the happy place that I go to during the last leg of a very long run. I am training for Seek the Peak this summer. I will be calling on Jen and John while I am grunting up the Grouse Grind.

Ok, I just lost all respect for Jen. John Mayer? And these pics are soo staged. Why didn’t we see pics of her with the grip guy? or Paul? No, this is all for PR I am sorry to admit. She knew the paps were there since they tookk pics of her two weeks ago at the same place.

Very disappointed. I was fooled.

maybe urine is good for the hair?

It just shows you that Jennifer Aniston is not interested in a real connected relationship. She is all about her career and not having a family and this proves she never was. If she was so interested in having a family (like she has claimed in the past) she would have been in a serious relationship by now. All of her imaginary relationships have been nothing more than either publicity to stay in the tabloids or quickies. I mean she is 40 years old and dating a 30 year old?? That there is proof enough to me that she has lied about wanting children. I guess John is perfect for her when you don’t won’t to be close to someone or get serious. John want press her to get married & have kids and that seems to be what she desires.

jared, you should credit anistoncenter.com/jacf for the screencaps. it’s not a nice thing to use the work of people and not credit them.

Just more crap

One thing for Sure And for Real.I am NOt Jealous of Jen,I am sooooooooooooHappy she’s got what she had coming,No my Dear Not Jealousy,Just So happy her Karma is EXPOSING Her to what she really is CHEAP.

Chemistry is very strong. Jen is going to get pregnant by John and have a baby girl.
It will be J&J, the couple of the year.

Hey, you know what? If John is the man for her (at the moment) well go for it girl!!!! John is going thru his 30 crisis. I bet he talked to himself F*** with all the young chicks, I’m going after the OLDER women now, just to experience what’s it like? No??

When did they start dating? Seems like just few days ago, and she already fcuked him? Wow, just like she did with Brad Pitt, fcuking him on the first date. Very classy…., NOT.

THERE IS NO WAY ########## EVER ########### THAT THESE TWO WOULD HOOK UP , ON A MANUFACTURED WEEKEND WITHOUT CAA AND AHIRED PHOTOGRAPHER TO FEED THE MEDIA SENSATIONAL LIES

THEY DIDNT EVEN MEET UP!!!! THEY NEVER EVEN MET !!!!!!! PR FLEW HIM IN !!!!! the gay people running her career thinks this looks “hot”, the straight people see it as fake

I didn’t know she was into bi men.

think about my wife all the time,” says Mayer. “I kind of obsess on it, and what I want to find is a person who can speak those kinds of magic words. I mean ‘No complaints’ is a great way to live. Also, I want a woman who doesn’t hear ‘How are you?’ as ‘I would like you to come up with something dramatic now that will allow me to sit in front of you and give you more attention than I would have if you had just said ‘No complaints.’ When I find the person I can relate to on that level and who is also a pinup and who also says ‘Can I please take pictures of your ass?’ then I am going to get married to her. That I can promise you.”

But there is one small hitch, and it bedevils Mayer day and night, because it’s largely out of his control.

“My fear,” he says, “is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say, ‘I’m sorry, but I’ve got to say hello to you,’ and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, ‘Not for me, Bub. I don’t want anything to do with you.’ And she says that because of something in my past. I mean, I know how to be a celebrity. I know how to be a guy on the street. I know how to roll with the punches. I know how to do the whole thing. And my past is actually pretty sterling. But when I think about my wife, I worry. I worry about what she thinks when she reads about me in US Weekly. It’s all vapor, nothing, ether. But I worry about it. I worry about what she thinks.”

So, that’s John Mayer at the moment: a worrying, thinking man living in a land of vapor, nothing, ether, his perfect woman out there, sitting on a stool, maybe knowing too much about him already. Conversely, she might not know nearly enough—about his odd early years as an acne-ridden shut-in, about certain “loopholes” in his brain and the Xanax in his pants pocket, about his self-penned pornographic scribblings, about his constantly flapping lips, about his love for Jessica Simpson (and it seems he did love her) and how she changed his life. Things like that. Things that maybe his future wife really ought to know before she goes off half-cocked, deeper into Mayer Land, for better or for worse.
think about my wife all the time,” says Mayer. “I kind of obsess on it, and what I want to find is a person who can speak those kinds of magic words. I mean ‘No complaints’ is a great way to live. Also, I want a woman who doesn’t hear ‘How are you?’ as ‘I would like you to come up with something dramatic now that will allow me to sit in front of you and give you more attention than I would have if you had just said ‘No complaints.’ When I find the person I can relate to on that level and who is also a pinup and who also says ‘Can I please take pictures of your ass?’ then I am going to get married to her. That I can promise you.”

But there is one small hitch, and it bedevils Mayer day and night, because it’s largely out of his control.

“My fear,” he says, “is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say, ‘I’m sorry, but I’ve got to say hello to you,’ and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, ‘Not for me, Bub. I don’t want anything to do with you.’ And she says that because of something in my past. I mean, I know how to be a celebrity. I know how to be a guy on the street. I know how to roll with the punches. I know how to do the whole thing. And my past is actually pretty sterling. But when I think about my wife, I worry. I worry about what she thinks when she reads about me in US Weekly. It’s all vapor, nothing, ether. But I worry about it. I worry about what she thinks.”

So, that’s John Mayer at the moment: a worrying, thinking man living in a land of vapor, nothing, ether, his perfect woman out there, sitting on a stool, maybe knowing too much about him already. Conversely, she might not know nearly enough—about his odd early years as an acne-ridden shut-in, about certain “loopholes” in his brain and the Xanax in his pants pocket, about his self-penned pornographic scribblings, about his constantly flapping lips, about his love for Jessica Simpson (and it seems he did love her) and how she changed his life. Things like that. Things that maybe his future wife really ought to know before she goes off half-cocked, deeper into Mayer Land, for better or for worse.

lol, The Urinator strikes again !

Don’t forget : “Urinator 3 : The Judgement Day”…featuring Pee pee man Johnny Mayer and teeny oldie : Jennifer Ass-niston.

Johnny M. the Urinator is back on his favorite mission on the judgment day (payback mode) : track and terminate…errr…i mean, urinate on his next consenting victim : Jenni-to-the-ho !

Don’t miss it folks ! The world will be shocked, extremely shocked…

Before leaving, however, he wants to clear up one thing about his future wife. He knows that it’s largely his fault that the girl of his dreams may be so hard to find.

“I accept myself as a very specific kind of guy, and in that sense, I’m a little like a woman, because my chemistry is so exacting,” he says. “I can’t describe it in words, but I can see it in my head, its color, its light, its shapes, and I’ve managed to synthesize my love for myself by way of many different reasonings and processes, and I’ve been able to really synthesize my own satisfaction and things that do it for me. They’ve usually been self-taught, self-instructed, self-refined. So to be with anybody else has to somewhat lie in that comfort zone I’ve created with myself so well.”

Like much of what Mayer says, what he specifically means by this is somewhat murky, but the great thing is, it’s okay. He’ll never put a sock in it. The whys are unimportant. And now it’s time for him to go. He stands. He puts on his winter coat and jams his hands into the pockets. He shuffles his feet, starts to walk away, then thinks better of it and returns. He thrusts his big head forward. “Let me ask you a question,” he says. “Do you believe me? I mean, overall, do you buy me? Do you at least believe that I believe me?” Yes, of course, maybe, probably. But when the perfect girl comes along, she’ll both buy him and believe him, and what obscures him to others will only illuminate him for her. And when she agrees to be his wife, it’ll all be different then, just like he has always hoped.

I dont think Jennifer fits his future perfect wife. He is such a selfish self-absorbed person I think and so is X.

My God!! Didn’t she just break up with that nobody less then a month?
Ok, it’s one thing to date around. Damn!! space it out a bit. Let the stinky c00chie cool off a bit!! yucky!! There isn’t wrong with having fun. But let’s call it what it is. You people seriously can’t believe this type of extreme serial dating is a classy act!! Especially, for a mature adult heading towards menopause. I know we’re not living in medival times. More reason, for her to PUT A BRAKE ON THE LOOSE STINKY c00chies!! Loose c00chies are more likely to catch STD!!

Are you fans really that desperate for her to be linked to a celebrity. This guy is not someone who would take her seriously. He is not a gentleman. Come on, he is Jessica Simpon’s left over!! Ewww!!
How can anyone take her seriously. If she jumps from one bed to the next. What happened to her telling Oprah. For 08′ she is on the way to making a family? NO!! America’s Sweetheart can’t lie straightface to the mighty Oprah?!! I’m shocked!! The world is shocked!!

bet-

go to usmagazine and vote, which beau is best for Jen.

go look at the result.

oh, by the way, can you multi task, vote at the us site as well as blog here?

What a liberated woman! Does not have to answer to anyone but only to herself.

Good riddance of old, old, ugly brad pitt. Angelina Jolie dese