OlderJennfier Aniston & John Mayer’s Sexy Weekend
John Mayer is crazy about Jennifer Aniston and In Touch has the photos to prove it!
Mayer flew to Miami on April 23 and checked into the Four Seasons hotel, but that’s not where he spent most of his time!
The 30-year-old musician instead spent most of his time in the $3,000-a-night presidential suite at the Mandarin Oriental, where Aniston has been staying while shooting the movie Marley & Me.
The pair were inseparable over the long weekend, cuddling poolside and sharing meals together. They even had dinner together at Miami’s Café Sambal on Saturday, April 27.
When asked how he was doing, after spending four days with his new love, John smiled and said, “My weekend was good.”
Check out some screencaps below of Jen and John’s romantic weekend! Us Weekly’s cover is also below…
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Oh yes I Like John Mayer,I say To Him Go For It……..Bring the fake Golden Girl Back to Her Roots The Greek….And John pee all you want .
Chemistry is very strong. Jen is going to get pregnant by John and have a baby girl.
It will be J&J, the couple of the year.
Its time for angie and Brad’s movies to come out and this **** will not let it happen in peace.
Hey, you know what? If John is the man for her (at the moment) well go for it girl!!!! John is going thru his 30 crisis. I bet he talked to himself F*** with all the young chicks, I’m going after the OLDER women now, just to experience what’s it like? No??
#92:And all Tabloids will pay millions of dollars for the pictures of the little Blacked haired Greek Baby,Will have to watch Jen she will try to dye babies hair and stick contacts in its eyes are maybe she will hide baby for always…at least John Mayer will be like Kevin Federline and take care of baby so Jen can return to career of tanning and spreading legs for the papz.
When did they start dating? Seems like just few days ago, and she already fcuked him? Wow, just like she did with Brad Pitt, fcuking him on the first date. Very classy…., NOT.
once again someone is brought in and supposedly has a photographed romance with Jen which is over very quickly…………this is OBVIOUSLY a PR GAME. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS MONEY FOR THE PR PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lainey has a clue.
THERE IS NO WAY ########## EVER ########### THAT THESE TWO WOULD HOOK UP , ON A MANUFACTURED WEEKEND WITHOUT CAA AND AHIRED PHOTOGRAPHER TO FEED THE MEDIA SENSATIONAL LIES
John Mayer is already out in NYC with another woman, there is a pic in People Mag and Sky news
THEY DIDNT EVEN MEET UP!!!! THEY NEVER EVEN MET !!!!!!! PR FLEW HIM IN !!!!! the gay people running her career thinks this looks “hot”, the straight people see it as fake
John Mayer, Miner of Comedy Gold
On Friday night, singer/songwriter John Mayer abandoned his lonely-chick rock persona for a moment and tried his hand at stand-up comedy. The singer went on as a special guest at the Comedy Cellar, where one blogger noted that he seemed “drunk or stoned, maybe both.” Excellent! Some lessons learned from Mayer on the mic:
1) Women are ***** (If you’re expecting a punchline here…so were we. Didn’t come.)
2) Lots of ***** have “unlocked their Masterlock” for him. Ew.
3) New Yorkers aren’t really bothered much by terrorism. Cause there’s like “Missiles and ****” constantly being launched at us and we’re used to it. Um…right. Might want to quit while you’re behind, John.
4) He lives up on a hill “away from the black people.” (Danger, Will Robinson, danger)
5) If white people were allowed to use the ‘N’ word, he would use it about 1,000 times a day. And yes, Mayer did use the ‘N’ word during his act. Several times.
Rest assured, Mayer still thinks your body is a wonderland — unless you’re black. In which case, your body is the ‘hood.
http://gawker.com/news/john-mayer/john-mayer-miner-of-comedy-gold-183396.php
I didn’t know she was into bi men.
ALL I CAN SAY IS HE.HE.HE.HE.HE.HE.HE.HE.
think about my wife all the time,” says Mayer. “I kind of obsess on it, and what I want to find is a person who can speak those kinds of magic words. I mean ‘No complaints’ is a great way to live. Also, I want a woman who doesn’t hear ‘How are you?’ as ‘I would like you to come up with something dramatic now that will allow me to sit in front of you and give you more attention than I would have if you had just said ‘No complaints.’ When I find the person I can relate to on that level and who is also a pinup and who also says ‘Can I please take pictures of your ass?’ then I am going to get married to her. That I can promise you.”
But there is one small hitch, and it bedevils Mayer day and night, because it’s largely out of his control.
“My fear,” he says, “is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say, ‘I’m sorry, but I’ve got to say hello to you,’ and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, ‘Not for me, Bub. I don’t want anything to do with you.’ And she says that because of something in my past. I mean, I know how to be a celebrity. I know how to be a guy on the street. I know how to roll with the punches. I know how to do the whole thing. And my past is actually pretty sterling. But when I think about my wife, I worry. I worry about what she thinks when she reads about me in US Weekly. It’s all vapor, nothing, ether. But I worry about it. I worry about what she thinks.”
So, that’s John Mayer at the moment: a worrying, thinking man living in a land of vapor, nothing, ether, his perfect woman out there, sitting on a stool, maybe knowing too much about him already. Conversely, she might not know nearly enough—about his odd early years as an acne-ridden shut-in, about certain “loopholes” in his brain and the Xanax in his pants pocket, about his self-penned pornographic scribblings, about his constantly flapping lips, about his love for Jessica Simpson (and it seems he did love her) and how she changed his life. Things like that. Things that maybe his future wife really ought to know before she goes off half-cocked, deeper into Mayer Land, for better or for worse.
think about my wife all the time,” says Mayer. “I kind of obsess on it, and what I want to find is a person who can speak those kinds of magic words. I mean ‘No complaints’ is a great way to live. Also, I want a woman who doesn’t hear ‘How are you?’ as ‘I would like you to come up with something dramatic now that will allow me to sit in front of you and give you more attention than I would have if you had just said ‘No complaints.’ When I find the person I can relate to on that level and who is also a pinup and who also says ‘Can I please take pictures of your ass?’ then I am going to get married to her. That I can promise you.”
But there is one small hitch, and it bedevils Mayer day and night, because it’s largely out of his control.
“My fear,” he says, “is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say, ‘I’m sorry, but I’ve got to say hello to you,’ and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, ‘Not for me, Bub. I don’t want anything to do with you.’ And she says that because of something in my past. I mean, I know how to be a celebrity. I know how to be a guy on the street. I know how to roll with the punches. I know how to do the whole thing. And my past is actually pretty sterling. But when I think about my wife, I worry. I worry about what she thinks when she reads about me in US Weekly. It’s all vapor, nothing, ether. But I worry about it. I worry about what she thinks.”
So, that’s John Mayer at the moment: a worrying, thinking man living in a land of vapor, nothing, ether, his perfect woman out there, sitting on a stool, maybe knowing too much about him already. Conversely, she might not know nearly enough—about his odd early years as an acne-ridden shut-in, about certain “loopholes” in his brain and the Xanax in his pants pocket, about his self-penned pornographic scribblings, about his constantly flapping lips, about his love for Jessica Simpson (and it seems he did love her) and how she changed his life. Things like that. Things that maybe his future wife really ought to know before she goes off half-cocked, deeper into Mayer Land, for better or for worse.
Let me bring you into the mind-set now,” he says. “When you take two people who are trying to get together and relate, that’s already kind of a cluster f–k. But then, with us, there was this whole looming threat. And at a certain point, I got so many tension headaches just from magazine covers. Real tension headaches, from the mention of my name with someone else’s name and how people felt about that. Literal physiological responses where I was like, Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. I thought to myself, Are you sure you want to do this? And what I said to myself was, You know what? There are times in your life when there is nobody to confer with but yourself. And you know what? This is my life, and this is a person I want to spend more time with, and I’m not going to let that other vapor get in the way. And I’ll defend that decision till the end.” He pauses, then marches on. “I also want to say about Jessica that I don’t want to talk about her or my experience with her as a dark cloud or something tumorous or cancerous. That’s all perception. It was very comfortable and very soothing. I never went, Gee, I sure would like two or three days away from this.”
It’s interesting the way he spills this last bunch of words. No one here has mentioned cancer or tumors, nothing even close. On the contrary, his time with Simpson seems to have been good for him. But up come these ugly thoughts and images, ushered forth for no apparent reason. It’s as if he doesn’t know when to put a sock in it, and you have to wonder where it comes from, that uncontrollable urge to talk, come hell or high water.
lol, The Urinator strikes again !
Don’t forget : “Urinator 3 : The Judgement Day”…featuring Pee pee man Johnny Mayer and teeny oldie : Jennifer Ass-niston.
Johnny M. the Urinator is back on his favorite mission on the judgment day (payback mode) : track and terminate…errr…i mean, urinate on his next consenting victim : Jenni-to-the-ho !
Don’t miss it folks ! The world will be shocked, extremely shocked…
John on Jen’s Golden Skin!
The first photos of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer heating up Miami! Looks like In Touch Weekly outbid all the other publications to make it happen.
As you can see, Jen and John are lounging by the pool – his head on her shoulder – and totally immersed in their own profundity during what appears to be a lunch date.
Well done Stephen Huvane! It’s a slamdunk victory for Jennifer’s indefatigable publicist. Because if you think these were “candids”, you need to go back to Gossip 101.
Jennifer Aniston’s bodyguards are known as the most aggressive, the most belligerent, and the most controlling in the business. They claim they NEVER want photos taken of their client. They claim to go to great lengths to prevent this. They claim it is their mandate to guard her privacy. Which is why they claim they take it very personally when the photographers successfully pap their ward.
Ten days ago, Jennifer was already snapped by the pool – click here for a refresher. The photos were splashed everywhere. As such, after the release of the images, her security would have ostensibly been made aware of where the paparazzi were angling and if they were as A Team as they are believed to be, they would not have allowed it to happen again.
Yet somehow, just over a week later, as she’s embarking on a high profile new relationship that she would presumably want to keep hidden, somehow Jen’s security team did not pevent a photographer taking these long lens shots from the same location as the week before???
Coincidence or conspiracy?
And this the same week that anticipation is starting to build for the arrival of The Second Coming?
Timing is everything.
But *** for tats aside, Jen’s golden skin and John’s golden showers… they are totally my new favourite couple. I believe in their love! I do! I do!
As I said the other day, the visual of him spraying Rachel Green has now become the happy place that I go to during the last leg of a very long run. I am training for Seek the Peak this summer. I will be calling on Jen and John while I am grunting up the Grouse Grind.
Before leaving, however, he wants to clear up one thing about his future wife. He knows that it’s largely his fault that the girl of his dreams may be so hard to find.
“I accept myself as a very specific kind of guy, and in that sense, I’m a little like a woman, because my chemistry is so exacting,” he says. “I can’t describe it in words, but I can see it in my head, its color, its light, its shapes, and I’ve managed to synthesize my love for myself by way of many different reasonings and processes, and I’ve been able to really synthesize my own satisfaction and things that do it for me. They’ve usually been self-taught, self-instructed, self-refined. So to be with anybody else has to somewhat lie in that comfort zone I’ve created with myself so well.”
Like much of what Mayer says, what he specifically means by this is somewhat murky, but the great thing is, it’s okay. He’ll never put a sock in it. The whys are unimportant. And now it’s time for him to go. He stands. He puts on his winter coat and jams his hands into the pockets. He shuffles his feet, starts to walk away, then thinks better of it and returns. He thrusts his big head forward. “Let me ask you a question,” he says. “Do you believe me? I mean, overall, do you buy me? Do you at least believe that I believe me?” Yes, of course, maybe, probably. But when the perfect girl comes along, she’ll both buy him and believe him, and what obscures him to others will only illuminate him for her. And when she agrees to be his wife, it’ll all be different then, just like he has always hoped.
I dont think Jennifer fits his future perfect wife. He is such a selfish self-absorbed person I think and so is X.
Hope he likes to lie in the sun and …. hmmm, not really sure what else she likes.
My God!! Didn’t she just break up with that nobody less then a month?
Ok, it’s one thing to date around. Damn!! space it out a bit. Let the stinky c00chie cool off a bit!! yucky!! There isn’t wrong with having fun. But let’s call it what it is. You people seriously can’t believe this type of extreme serial dating is a classy act!! Especially, for a mature adult heading towards menopause. I know we’re not living in medival times. More reason, for her to PUT A BRAKE ON THE LOOSE STINKY c00chies!! Loose c00chies are more likely to catch STD!!
Are you fans really that desperate for her to be linked to a celebrity. This guy is not someone who would take her seriously. He is not a gentleman. Come on, he is Jessica Simpon’s left over!! Ewww!!
How can anyone take her seriously. If she jumps from one bed to the next. What happened to her telling Oprah. For 08′ she is on the way to making a family? NO!! America’s Sweetheart can’t lie straightface to the mighty Oprah?!! I’m shocked!! The world is shocked!!
When I find the person I can relate to on that level and who is also a pinup and who also says ‘Can I please take pictures of your ass?’ then I am going to get married to her. That I can promise you.”
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I think Jennifer let him took a pic of her ass!
bet-
go to usmagazine and vote, which beau is best for Jen.
go look at the result.
oh, by the way, can you multi task, vote at the us site as well as blog here?
Micro
You want me to go to Us magazine, becuase of what?. Becuase you want to stay here and bash a woman. woman basher. worthless woman.
reeeereeeeeeee……………. they both have hot night and sexy night and they look hot. take it ,……… woman bashers.
What a liberated woman! Does not have to answer to anyone but only to herself.
Good riddance of old, old, ugly brad pitt. Angelina Jolie deserved him. They are both over themselves. Angelina is supposed to be the liberated one, but instead, so got pregnant over and over.
leave her alone you lunitics
As a JP fan, I am so happy for Jennifer and John. May they have a great union and be for each other what Brad and Angie are to one another.
Congrats to the Jen fans who have waited for this moment to come into their idol’s life. I hope this guy is finally able to fill that empty hole that has been left gaping wide since her divorce.
Is this fate or is this fate?
JENNIFER ANISTON & BRAD PITT threads are always TOGETHER on this site
LOL 
micro:
Thanks for calling bet’s attention to that stupid Us magazine poll, where Brad is still the deluded fans’ “best beau for Jen Aniston”, even though he had left Jennifer three and1/2 years ago, he hooked up with one of the sexiest women alive, and it’s four, almost five kids later. So I guess even though these haters dis Brad to death, they still want him back for her Golden Highness (nowadays literally true, thanks to John Mayer).
Nice photos! They look relaxed, and contented together. Must be nice to be with a younger man who doesn’t need “sex toys” to get it on. Good to see Jen enjoying her life and glowing. You go you Golden Cougar!!
Angelina wanted Brad’s focus to be on her and their children, not watching the rags and mags to defend her against silly bullsh*t, because face it…that sh*t is neverending…it would just take unnecessary time and energy away from their family. As for Brad and his first interview he did promoting Mams and speaking well of his best pal Maniston…wake up - that was strategic, he THOUGHT at the time the dumb fugly b*tch was going along with the plan to split amicably, as great friends, and ‘keeping the love they had for each other,’ should he have known better?! Well I’d say yes…but I’m not going to fault the man for his naivete, it’s kind of unexpected and sweet from a guy who’s been in HW as long as Brad has, that he can be duped by a woman so thoroughly. Yeah Brad, Maniston would have been your bestest pal and would have had your back as long as you stayed single and celibate forever or gotten hit by a bus.
The day you fall in love and start living your life with someone else, she will be the most vindictive b*tch alive (ASK HER MOTHER!) All bets were off once Brad hooked up with Angelina. It wasn’t about him…he told her during the marriage he was attracted to Angelina, yet they still seemed to be having the most peaceful, amicable divorce EVER. I recall people discussing it. But the second she found out he had actually started the relationship with AJ a month after she files papers to divorce….then she and Huvane plot to take him down.
It further illustrates how Maniston was as fake and diabolical as they come.
She’s one of those seemingly warm, affectionate tools with the people she needs to impress (you know those fake b*tches that are always grabbing you, hugging you and mewling their face at you, cuz she’s such ‘a pal’..)….
….but in reality she’s a cold cruel vindictive b*tch with people she doesn’t feel the need to be nice to and those that she perceives have done her wrong. (See Brad, See he Mother, See her ex Roomate, see her father, etc. etc)
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