Jennfier Aniston & John Mayer’s Sexy Weekend

this is awkward and staged for her career, she isn’t into it

and whats with you angelina jolie worshippers always coming here talking crap Get a life! and give the brad pitt comments a rest and as for you idol she doesn’t have a thing on jenifer that ugly sick looking thing wish she had a body like that .when you hear guys talk they say they wanna fcuk her you never here a guy say they wanna marry her or settle down with her and thats because she is a self proclaim lesbian wh*re only pitt was stupid enough to let her tRap him he has turn into her b!tch you brad pitt fans need to tell him to grow his balls back

P.S IF HE WAS SOOO HAPPY IN THE RELATIONSHIP HES IN HE WOULD NOT BE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE WILL ALWAYS LOVE JENNIFER IN INTERVIEWS. i DON’T EVER RECAL HEARING HIM TALK ABOUT HIS LOVE FOR ANGELINA. HE TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVE HIS KIDS AND HOW MUCH HE LOVE JEN

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uum Angelina coochie is in better health than the stincky damaged one of Aniston full of microbes and std’s ! She probably has herpes and would soon become HIV positive with all the different fluids she likes to dig into.

So you can have your nice package full of dirty nasty content coupled with a pee brain and nothing but the booty to offer to her supercicial teeny weeny brainless fans !

“Bad publicity is better than none at all”.

That is true. But only for lost causes like Aniston and Mayer, who are so in love with their own fame they’d rather get bad publicity than none.

Inaugurating Mayer-Aniston

MAYERIED Jen, John, in Touch (Photo: In Touch Weekly)
New couple/publicity stunt alert: Sad singleton Jennifer Aniston gets hot and heavy with singer/songwriter and Us “Cad of the Year” John Mayer in Miami!

Jen, 39, and John, 30 (ooh, sexy age difference!), met on a fix-up by mutual buddy Sheryl Crow (Star, In Touch), or began an Internet flirtation after meeting six months ago (Us), or met about a year earlier through business associates (Life & Style). All the mags agree Jen invited John down to the sunshine state and suggested they get together when she heard he was going to be in town for something else. That or John asked Jen if he could come visit. The two spent an intense four days together, enjoying 400 meals at the city’s hottest eateries, rubbing suntan lotion on each other’s toned bodies poolside at her hotel, and shopping at the local Publix. It must be serious; no one has ever seen these two buy groceries, ever.

The Bauer sister sibs—Life & Style and In Touch—somehow both manage to run the same “World Exclusive” set of photos of the couple lounging around the Mandarin Oriental’s pool and playing with their coffee cups at the hotel’s Café Sambal restaurant. Meanwhile, the other glossies are forced to Photoshop together various shots of bikini-clad Jen and John (minus a few tattoos) from separate beach stock. Everyone scores tons of eyewitnesses/waiters/pool boys to talk about how cutesy the couple was—”She giggled; they looked like they were on a date!” And In Touch splashes across the cover that they get John to “talk about his sexy weekend with Jennifer Aniston;” Translation, when the mag’s reporter bombarded song boy at LaGuardia Airport on Monday, he brushed her away and said, “My weekend was good.”

Despite all this, no one thinks that the couple can go the distance. John’s buddy tells Us, “He’s a real ladies man. It won’t last.” And John does have a pattern of bad behavior. Life & Style points out that he once joked in a stand-up act that sex with his ex Jennifer “Love My Curves” Hewitt was somehow akin to food poisoning. While a “friend” of John’s other ex, Jessica Simpson, laments to OK! that John was all into Jess, and then just dropped her: “He got bored and stopped returning her calls.”

But the most damning piece of evidence comes in the form of a quote about Jen’s arch nemesis Angelina Jolie that John gave during a pot-infused 2006 Rolling Stone interview (We especially enjoy the way In Touch and Us paraphrase for the PG crowd). “Everyone thinks that Brad Pitt has it great because he’s with Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible. Because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blowjob, what do you tip your head back and think about to help you finish.” Now those are the words of a classy keeper, Jen.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/04/john-mayer-jennifer-aniston-couple.php

May I please be in that sandwich. personally I love vince vaughn and Pitt just kind of grosses me out. go jen, go john, i would take either of you or both, hehe

Why are you guys have a bad comment about this two they even know you. “Grow up People” and you even know what’s going on???
I guess jealousy , I’m so happy to those couple who’s happy and have
a good relationship. GO FOR IT John and Jen!!!!!

What has she done to her face? Has she had cosmetic surgery or something else? Can someone tell me.

No lady of love:

There is no comparing the two. Angelina fell in love with a married man and then followed up with it. No selfishness there. Pitt dropped a woman he stated he loved for seven years. No selfishness there either. Nope, none at all. A saint Jolie is not.

Did Jolie suffer a public divorce like the one Aniston did? Their sitations are completely different, but you actually idolize someone and say the reason is because Jolie helps others in need? Jolie certainly helps herself, and Pitt is just like her. Self serving!!!