OlderJennfier Aniston & John Mayer’s Sexy Weekend
John Mayer is crazy about Jennifer Aniston and In Touch has the photos to prove it!
Mayer flew to Miami on April 23 and checked into the Four Seasons hotel, but that’s not where he spent most of his time!
The 30-year-old musician instead spent most of his time in the $3,000-a-night presidential suite at the Mandarin Oriental, where Aniston has been staying while shooting the movie Marley & Me.
The pair were inseparable over the long weekend, cuddling poolside and sharing meals together. They even had dinner together at Miami’s Café Sambal on Saturday, April 27.
When asked how he was doing, after spending four days with his new love, John smiled and said, “My weekend was good.”
Check out some screencaps below of Jen and John’s romantic weekend! Us Weekly’s cover is also below…
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I like his music but I wouldn’t call myself a fan but love Jennifer she look beautiful
GOOD FOR THEM
I AGREE THERES NO NEED TO RESPOND TO THE “HATERS”. HECK JENNIFER DOESN’T EVEN KNOW THEY EXIST. GOD IS GOING TO JUDGE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM FOR THEIR SENSELESS HATRED AND DISLIKE FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER EVEN DONE ANYTHING TO THEM.
Jen Aniston is a grade A MORON. If she supposedly can have any guy she wants and John Mayer is that guy, I feel truly sorry for her. But in a way they kind of make a perfect couple. Only someone like him could tolerate someone like her. I wish them a long and happy life together filled with golden showers and poolside tanning.
this is a photoshoot arranged by Huvane, reality is hidden (same MO with Bouma, Sculfor etc…) they fly them in, they pose like a couple, they create the sensationalism, 2 weeks later they later say that they broke up, she gets the PR and Huvane gets paid. FACT. NOT ASSUMPTION. NOT GUESSING. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>FACT<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
this is awkward and staged for her career, she isn’t into it
they know they are being photographed that is why they are posing
and whats with you angelina jolie worshippers always coming here talking crap Get a life! and give the brad pitt comments a rest and as for you idol she doesn’t have a thing on jenifer that ugly sick looking thing wish she had a body like that .when you hear guys talk they say they wanna fcuk her you never here a guy say they wanna marry her or settle down with her and thats because she is a self proclaim lesbian wh*re only pitt was stupid enough to let her tRap him he has turn into her b!tch you brad pitt fans need to tell him to grow his balls back
P.S IF HE WAS SOOO HAPPY IN THE RELATIONSHIP HES IN HE WOULD NOT BE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE WILL ALWAYS LOVE JENNIFER IN INTERVIEWS. i DON’T EVER RECAL HEARING HIM TALK ABOUT HIS LOVE FOR ANGELINA. HE TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVE HIS KIDS AND HOW MUCH HE LOVE JEN
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uum Angelina coochie is in better health than the stincky damaged one of Aniston full of microbes and std’s ! She probably has herpes and would soon become HIV positive with all the different fluids she likes to dig into.
So you can have your nice package full of dirty nasty content coupled with a pee brain and nothing but the booty to offer to her supercicial teeny weeny brainless fans !
Bad Publicity is better than none at all
“Bad publicity is better than none at all”.
That is true. But only for lost causes like Aniston and Mayer, who are so in love with their own fame they’d rather get bad publicity than none.
Inaugurating Mayer-Aniston
MAYERIED Jen, John, in Touch (Photo: In Touch Weekly)
New couple/publicity stunt alert: Sad singleton Jennifer Aniston gets hot and heavy with singer/songwriter and Us “Cad of the Year” John Mayer in Miami!
Jen, 39, and John, 30 (ooh, sexy age difference!), met on a fix-up by mutual buddy Sheryl Crow (Star, In Touch), or began an Internet flirtation after meeting six months ago (Us), or met about a year earlier through business associates (Life & Style). All the mags agree Jen invited John down to the sunshine state and suggested they get together when she heard he was going to be in town for something else. That or John asked Jen if he could come visit. The two spent an intense four days together, enjoying 400 meals at the city’s hottest eateries, rubbing suntan lotion on each other’s toned bodies poolside at her hotel, and shopping at the local Publix. It must be serious; no one has ever seen these two buy groceries, ever.
The Bauer sister sibs—Life & Style and In Touch—somehow both manage to run the same “World Exclusive” set of photos of the couple lounging around the Mandarin Oriental’s pool and playing with their coffee cups at the hotel’s Café Sambal restaurant. Meanwhile, the other glossies are forced to Photoshop together various shots of bikini-clad Jen and John (minus a few tattoos) from separate beach stock. Everyone scores tons of eyewitnesses/waiters/pool boys to talk about how cutesy the couple was—”She giggled; they looked like they were on a date!” And In Touch splashes across the cover that they get John to “talk about his sexy weekend with Jennifer Aniston;” Translation, when the mag’s reporter bombarded song boy at LaGuardia Airport on Monday, he brushed her away and said, “My weekend was good.”
Despite all this, no one thinks that the couple can go the distance. John’s buddy tells Us, “He’s a real ladies man. It won’t last.” And John does have a pattern of bad behavior. Life & Style points out that he once joked in a stand-up act that sex with his ex Jennifer “Love My Curves” Hewitt was somehow akin to food poisoning. While a “friend” of John’s other ex, Jessica Simpson, laments to OK! that John was all into Jess, and then just dropped her: “He got bored and stopped returning her calls.”
But the most damning piece of evidence comes in the form of a quote about Jen’s arch nemesis Angelina Jolie that John gave during a pot-infused 2006 Rolling Stone interview (We especially enjoy the way In Touch and Us paraphrase for the PG crowd). “Everyone thinks that Brad Pitt has it great because he’s with Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible. Because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blowjob, what do you tip your head back and think about to help you finish.” Now those are the words of a classy keeper, Jen.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/04/john-mayer-jennifer-aniston-couple.php
wow. john and jen. love em both!
they could be a cute couple. they match is pretty great.
but there’s a chance they’re just friends still. or not. who knows..
May I please be in that sandwich. personally I love vince vaughn and Pitt just kind of grosses me out. go jen, go john, i would take either of you :) or both, hehe
What did Mayer do to his arm? dip it in bucket of slime? How can she even look at that unathletic noodle? I think she could do better than that.
Why are you guys have a bad comment about this two they even know you. “Grow up People” and you even know what’s going on???
I guess jealousy , I’m so happy to those couple who’s happy and have
a good relationship. GO FOR IT John and Jen!!!!!
Well time will tell if this rumour is the real thing or not!
What has she done to her face? Has she had cosmetic surgery or something else? Can someone tell me.
When Angelina did not have a man in her life, she engrossed herself with giving out her love and time to those people who needed the most, when Jennifer does not have a man in her life, she desperately try to rid away the loneliness by looking for love at all the wrong places, it seems very obvious that these two woman are at totally different level in terms of character and what they want to achieve in their life, or in terms selfishness. Not that J.A is wrong, just a totally different level comparing to Angelina. No wonder Brad Pitt will go for Angelina instead. An intelligent choice
No lady of love:
There is no comparing the two. Angelina fell in love with a married man and then followed up with it. No selfishness there. Pitt dropped a woman he stated he loved for seven years. No selfishness there either. Nope, none at all. A saint Jolie is not.
Did Jolie suffer a public divorce like the one Aniston did? Their sitations are completely different, but you actually idolize someone and say the reason is because Jolie helps others in need? Jolie certainly helps herself, and Pitt is just like her. Self serving!!!
John Mayer: Genetic Mutant Super Spy [Facts]
Gawker Last Week0 Comments According to a tipster, before he became the well-known singer/songwriter/ladykiller that he is today, John Mayer was a Secret Service agent involved in a plot to assassinate President Bush and also subjected himself to bizarre government genetic tests which made him a mutant. We for one, believe it. How else could you explain his intense desire to suck face with Perez Hilton? Read the important dossier on Super Mutant “Meyer” after the jump.
conspiracytheory wrote: “John Mayer one the biggest pr whores out there”.
OR it may be his label. It’s a common PR ‘trick’ to pair up celebrities when they have projects comming out. She likely has a new movie and he likely has an album in the works. They might not even know eachother.
As for Perez Hilton, he doesn’t have an origional thought in his tiny brain. Everything he prints comes from inside the business, managers and publicists. He’s just a tool. It’s a sick business.
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