Thu, 01 May 2008 at 1:37 am
Orlando Bloom is a Motorcycle Man
Orlando Bloom throws on his leather jacket and mounts a custom motorcycle before zooming down a street in Sydney, Australia on Wednesday.
Orly, 31, was spotted picking and choosing between a number of different custom motorcycles at Sydney’s bike store Deus Ex Machina.
Mr. Bloom is in town with his main squeeze, Australian ‘Victoria’s Secret’ angel Miranda Kerr.








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I see the rats are leaving a perfectly sound ship.
Good riddance to bad rubbish, if you ask me.
A few fewer crazies in the Bloom fandom. YAY!!
Now go be judgemental (emphasis on the ‘mental’) on some other poor bloke.
….LONG LIVE BEN BARNES!!!!!! HE IS HOT, THATS WHERE I’M HEADING COOOR!!!
The ship’s got a hole in it, the wood is rotting, the mast is shredded and the rudder’s shot. Steering is next to impossible.
Rubbish is about the only thing holding the piece of junk together.
And no one’s asking you.
Fans come and go. The really talented and good actors can hold on to their fans, stay and have long term careers, and they also treat their fans with respect. Intelligent and talented actors know just how far to push some things and what games *not* to play.
OK holy cr@p, thats a bit harsh dont you think?! get a grip!
His career might be dying and any sense of intergrity he appearded to have had died a long time ago, but that was FVCKING UNCALLED FOR!!!!!!!!!
I might not be a fan anymore, but, sh!t……..
Someone warn poor Mr. Barnes. Little does he know that he will now have to live a life of celibacy because he is inheriting some of Orlando’s loonier “fans”
Maybe he still has time to re-think his career. It’s a bit too late to re-think Narnia, though. I’m sure that these “fans” will take it upon themselves to criticize his choice of role because Narnia is tanking at the box office. “He just wasn’t ready for a lead role’, ‘he should have known that an audience wouldn’t accept him as a lead’…..etc. Good luck Mr. Barnes. You’re going to need it. That, and a very thick skin.
I posted somethings on delphi just now. I don’t have everything I want right now but still looking for the other emails.Unfortunately they were deleted with time. I hope someone else saved them.
I wanted to be good for my word so when I got the okay I posted the ones I do have.
Ben Barnes may not make the same mistakes Orlando made career wise and publicity wise. Hopefully, he and his people will learn from the missmanagement of Bloom’s career. He might also be smart enough to keep his private life and lady friends away from the pap cameras as his public profile grows. If he’s got what it takes to be a leading man, his work will prove it, and audiences will respond favorably. Whether he’s celibate or a ladies man shouldn’t be an issue if he learns from Orlando’s mistakes. An actor’s private life is nobody’s business. Some actors know how to keep it that way, and their choices reflect that.
Didn’t know Narnia was tanking at the box office. Did it pull in more money in the first weekend than KOH did? Or Elizabethtown? Ben seems to already have some steady work lined up and a growing fan base. And Orlando? No work and a dwindling fan base.
I don’t think Ben needs the luck. If he’s got the talent, the skill, some good common sense and good people on his team, he’ll do all right. Orlando’s in need of some luck right now, I’d say.
@ believe or not
Did you realized that posting this crap just now makes you look like a fool?
Why dont you and your boyfriend go and jump in a fire together, after all couples do everything together dont they you freak.
why? If anything it shows they knew what they were talking about all along.
If the emails are true, it supports the theory that she was admitting to a break up during Feb and then did just hook up in time to do a pap fest.
Get a b00b job you flat chested ****- you need one badly, you are so pear shaped that you look like you are wearing jodphurs 24/7
hi padme, you ***** frog eyed, titless, ho. hows your gay bro these days? still doggin’ round the school yards? i bet u 2 swap heads and no one realizes.
@MIRANDA KERR
You are far too chubby for Orlandos liking, it took him 4 years to get kate as skeltal as he needed, he may deny it was all down to him but it was- the poor cow was mocked merciless by him for years that she was “too big”, now it has stuck with her- she was healthy when she first met him, now look at her- think that was all her own work?? OOh i wouldnt want to be you for all the tea in China.
“Padme”!! Are you going to come off this thing or what??- you are bloody obsessed with this internet crap! You have another couple of hours of suqing my coq before you can sleep you stupid *****!
I have rubbed on the ***** enlargement cream you got me, it had better work or you are going to have to get the vaseline out for some Aynul love!!!!!
psst, don’t worry toots, there is more to follow.
In the meantime the point isn’t lost on any thinking person.
“Orlando Bloom has a small perker and is the worst actor in the world.All his movies go straight to video.At least Bar is dating a a list actor”
Did I miss anything? That’s not a nice way to talk about the hand that feeds you.
Damn Padme,
I don’t know how these people know what you look like but they make it sound like you’re shaped like Barney or Baby Bop! That’s fucced up if you are.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
@padme
Why am I a fool? I would rather wait for more and make sure it is true than lie. Is that foreign to you? Bet it is.
I do know what was said in emails and having some of them gives credence to that. I know she was telling people they split up. I still hope to get the friend to forward the rest.
Those early posters where on the money and they did know a certain flat chested girl that could use some padding.
dear padme,
whahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahahaahahahhahaahahhaahahaahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaa.
Look in the mirror—- your eyes are too far apart… alien?
According to those emails posted on delphi, if she actually DOES pull stunts like this just to piss his fans off then it worked like a charm. I am no fan of this girl but if you guys and take a step back an reread your posts , you’ll realize that this thread was thrown into complete chaos over nothing.
I really don’t see the difference between this sighting and the other hundreds they pulled during “Kerbloom Tour ‘08: Twu Luv 4Ever!”. It probably just came as a shock to everyone because posters have wrapped their minds around them being broken up since they dropped out of sight for a while.
I bet her and her flunkies are somewhere laughing their heads off over the foolishness on both sides, shippers and haters alike. I say we not fuss and fight with each other. I say we put on our best Lynard Skynard t -shirts, and grab a bunch of Zippo lighters and let them entertain us with their tour of love. Whether they crash and burn or live happily ever, its still entertaining to watch them keep trying. Why else would they put it out there if they didn’t want us to watch?
Kind of a repost from the other thread:
As for that emails, Miranda’s LIE was to say that it was a hoax and she was only joking when she and Orlando broke up. If you read the whole thing there are other emails mentioned where friends had been told they split. AFTER she gets mocked so bad and gets Orlando to go along with the showmance to save face is when they end up in the famous Ducati video. Please read it again if you aren’t clear about that. The point is she had admitted to several people during that time that they split up in Feb.
When posters here were saying that they had heard it off of Jared and directly knew people they weren’t lying.
The point is it leads back to this being a showmance to help her save face
If it does lead to them having broken up, which I think it does, why does a couple celebrate being back together by going on a pap fest if it’s about a relationship and why does the mother go with them for the whole month? Perhpas because it’s all a crock of shittee and she was upset and needed her mother along for support.
The emails are not the be all to end all in any way. They are just more support to what others were saying already.
Don’t be fooled again. If she reads here she is going to try and fix the glaring errors. Don’t forget all the pieces leading up to this. She has a lot at stake and can’t let it look that bad.
She hasn’t learned anything about her character, it’s about how to run this better. If Orlando wasn’t into her before he didn’t change his mind overnight. Maybe if he gets this right he can finally get out of it.
If you haven’t already, look into the poo stain comments and compare them to her brother who is called poo. I think it was him and if it was, what does that mean? He went from praising him during the pap fest last month to hating him now enough to write it on the net.What was going on that week and is this week only to fix the mess?
Poo use to post almost daily on imdb but hasn’t been back on since the day after he was called out about this. He must have had no idea people would put it together it was him.
They read here all the time. The biggest flaws in round 1&2 was Orlando not playing his part and her talking too much. BINGO!
Round three starts with Orlando pretending to give a shittee and her
not saying a word. Practice makes perfect. Im sure whatever they have in store is going to not be just like last month
actually there was one mistake if that person said it here on purpose that MK was on her say for the “showcase”(LOL) to see him. She admited it was a showmance so if it was real, why the need to tell everyone she is going.
can someone post the link please
I found this cute story, I thought I would share:
http://janette-rallison.blogspot.com/2008/06/fact-checking-in-real-world-part-2.html
She hasn’t learned anything. The difference is simple. The Pr before was under her control for her contracts, for her career. Oz and the LA pap fest. It seems fairly clear he got some measure of control once that phase ended and now the game continues but more on his terms. No parading in, just these pictures from the dinner. But make no mistake, a game it is. The rules may change but the name of the game remains the same. The only reason she isn’t prattling on at the moment is she doesn’t have anything to promote so there’s no constant access to the press. But the photo ops and press had already lessened. There was next to nothing in Oz and this event is nothing too. It’s the game.
For whoever said that this was for fun, I laugh. These events are work for celebrities. They are there to be seen and have their picture taken. And so they did. But his rules, he never appeared to want to walk red carpets or make grand entrances in the past and he doesn’t know. It’s a step back but again, his rules, not hers.
If those emails are legitimate and she does read here then every time someone jumps ship she laughs. Can’t blame her. As for me, I intend to keep watching until the titanic sinks, it’s already started and simply because Miranda and OB are still on board doesn’t mean it’s going to make it back home.
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