Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr: Supermarket Sweeps!

Check out all the a-list stars arriving at the MET gala. And to think some thought she had a chance of going.
Look at Giselle!

Haha. Miranda of course has to do a kissing booth tomorrow which is more her style.
Her last job was holding up a bra and before that it was doing twister for horny college boys.

well i hope you are succesful in your dreams :)

I hope so too because its a damn shame you can spell linguistics but you can’t spell school. Save yourself some money by going to community college.

@105
I actually copied and pasted the “successful” comment from the poster above who I believe is YOU. Come join us. You can carry our books.

Hey, I would hold up a bra and play Twister for 3.5 million.

@ 107

So what. I misspelled “it’s” but my grammar is far from poor, sweetie. We all make grammatical errors from time to time. However, when every post she makes has several misspelled words, then somebody somewhere has failed her .She jumps from thread to thread attacking other posters, making herself a target because it’s a dead give away who she is. If you believe that crappy story about her being a 12 yr old hoping to be a linguist one day, then I bet I can sell you sand in a desert.

And why are you always picking on this writer? You sure lack some maturity. And picking on people is so kindergarden.

I think they are very cute together. He looks very domestic with cart pushing.LOL I don’t understand why everyone is picking on her…I think she is adorable! But I must say to Orlando…dude…pull up your pants!!!!

Like most of you said, the most obvious thing is Orlando is not looking good. It must be hard to lose out on roles he really wants and be considered a ‘pretty boy’ who can’t act - criticized whatever he does or whatever he says… If anyone saw him in “In Celebration” in London, they would know the man CAN act; he was crying real tears for godsake!

Again like most of you said, Orlando really has to clean up his act and start looking like a serious actor if he wants to get the roles. There are guys out there who are not as famous or as talented who keep finding work - so why can’t he???

It’s time he got a new agent! Aleen seems more interested in flaunting old Jennifer Aniston about and finding her roles sooo similar to one another that you can’t remember if you’ve seen the movie before somewhere!

Kate still tries to use Orlando to keep her name up there. Along time after they split, she said he was her first true heart-break in one interview - talk about trying to get attention! Why mention it now? Why try to play the innocent victim all of a sudden? Does she think no-one saw how she started dating James only days/weeks after she split up with Orlando?

No matter how good or bad, forgetting someone you spent 4 years with takes a little longer, don’t you think? She clearly wasn’t that into him if she grabbed onto the first good-looking Brit she saw!

As for Miranda, I think time will tell what her true intentions are and whether or not she really cares about Orlando.

I think Orlando went after MK because of her looks - she is eye candy and a pap’s dream! With his ex dating a model, Orlando wanted to show he was just as good as her and date one too! He probably thought it would add to his celeb image to have a US-known model on his arm.

Kate’s back to NOT eating which is a sign she’s not happy cos she blamed her break up with Orlando last time for her ribs sticking out of her clothes. Celebs with eating disorders should not be glamorized in the press and media - they’re setting a bad example to young, impressionable kids!

Sheesh these two again. Jared what is the thing you have for these two? No offense but you focus alot of energy on Bloom, Boz and MK. And, wow does it get old.

Her dad did say that Orlando was gonna ride dirtbikes with them, the dad told the Oz news that last week. I not surprised at all that these pics that came out. How come the family is so egar to talk to the press, they want in on his fame and money. They just want to be the family that wants to assosate with Orlando, the whole family are the same. Well the only thing I can say is like father like daughter. I find this strange that Orlando’s own family dosent talk much about him and reveal the places he is going to in the future, they are not a PR run family, they dont want to be in the spotlight. With the way that Miranda is, and her family telling the tabs calling in the paps and constintly telling were Orlando is going to be, it will be unpossable for him to live a private/intimate lifestyle that he truly and always wanted, I doubt bigtime that they will not last as a serious relationship.

Look at all the photo’s of Orlando he looks unhapy and pissed off all the time, expecially in public, he can not stand the media attention and the annyoing paps. As for Cabbage Patch girl she loves the limelight and attention why else would she be smiling and posing for the paps all the time. The Kerr family are blabbering loud mouths that will talk about and of Orlando all the time. He will definatlly wont have peace and privacy with Miranda she wont let him. I find Miranda stupid and big headed, because she claims and thinks that she is a “very private person”.

Remember that time when she said everyone was jealous of her because she was living the good life how arrigant and rude.

Or the one taking pictures. :P

I know of more than a few people who think the first bi!ches was Miranda that night. She was on that one thread and then jumped over to the Eric Bana thread very upset about it being over.
At the end of that last thread she made a couple of graphic remarks about the way he treated her.Then as others have said it was odd that her mother claimed to come on that night and then the next day we saw pictures that confirmed her mother was with her then.

I don’t know if what she said was true but if that is the story she was telling then her parents know about it and yet they still think that using Orlando’s fame is more important then their daughter’s dignity. I can’t imagine a father that would still sit for lunch and go hang out with a man who just weeks ago his daughter was saying those things about.
On top of that they must know how fake it is and see how he has made it difficult by showing up alone and not going on the same plane as her. Yet, she and parents are willing to go on with this because they will be “set for life” when it is done. This whole thing is just sick to me.