Suri Cruise’s Little Shopping Spree

Katie is an airhead who has zero mothering instincts.

Suri was born in the fall of 05. She will be three this fall.

I suspect that they encourage the bottle to make her look younger.

I suspect they are forever holding her (and her legs are almost as long as Tom’s) to make her look younger.

They kept her under wraps for the first months of her life because there was no way in the world they could pass her off as a newborn when she was actually born in the fall, and they claimed she was born in the spring.

Her first “official” pictures were at the end of August, and the photographer was Annie Leibovitz WHO NEVER HAD CHILDREN. If they had a photog who was a mother, they would not have been able to pass her off as four and a half months old, when she was almost ten months old.

At that time, Suri was trying to reach things; she moved and stretched and focused in a way that was not age appropriate.

Katie actually held down Suri’s arms and “pressed her close” to stop her from behaving naturally.

Tom and Katie’s sick act will catch up with them.

We have all read of the horrible things that happen to celebrities kids; sometimes even to themselves.

Their game playing, for their own aggrandizement, will mar Suri.

And then, the fools who swear that Suri is the image of Tom will understand that they were bamboozled by a shrimp of a fraud.

The fools who swear she was a cute little baby will find out that she was much older than they pretended.

Suri is not Tom’s child; Katie was preggers when she met TC.

Someday, the truth will out. It always does. Someday her DNA will be tested. Someday, her actual birth date will be known.