OlderJenniter Aniston is Strumming John Mayer’s Guitar
John Mayer arrived at the Mandarin Oriental hotel in Miami Beach at 12:30 p.m. today, reports Life & Style.
That’s the same hotel Jennifer Aniston is staying at!
“John came in with another man who looked like a personal trainer,” an eyewitness spills. John was in long gray shorts and a green T-shirt, and he was holding a water bottle. He looked like he had just finished a workout. His hair was still in its new signature cut, and he was in a great mood.”
In Touch is also reporting that after filming for three months in Miami, Aniston has big plans for the wrap party of Marley & Me. The celebration will reportedly take place at Nikki Beach in Coconut Grove on May 10, where John Mayer will perform a special three-song set.
“Everything was changed last minute so John could do this for her. He’s crazy about Jen.” another insider says. “It’s hot and heavy but in that very cool way. John isn’t gong to hide his adoration and he’s telling everyone what a cool chick Jen is.”
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Looks like the Brad disaster did precious little for Jen’s jerk-o-meter.
I can’t express my extreme disappointment in Jen. She really seems to be a complete **** now. maybe she always was Did she even give that crew guy from her last film a chance to develop a relationship or was she just after casual sex while she was filming?
Nice shirt he has on. That should be a good indication to run Jen!! Is he like 16????????
She’s is starting to look like a wax figure. Way too much Botox and too much make up. Hopefully she is happy with John Mayer but he seems to be a male wh*** and not the best boyfriend material. But who knows maybe he’s really into her and it will work out. She doesn’t have the best track record at keeping a guy. Even before Brad, she seemed to get dumped alot.
I don’t know how I feel about them yet….
oh - all this proves is that John Mayer likes high maintenance, super pretty but not so smart women……and Jen likes high maintenance, poseur intellectuals. Well I guess they could both do worse.
Oh so what if they’re just dating and having a ball…… so to speak…lol
I love them both, and wish them all the fun in the world….. live it up while you can.
Oh, and Mayer is 31.
I hope its LASTS FOREVER and we can FINALLY be rid of these stupid who is anustain doin’ posts.
Meg - I totally agree with you - what is the big deal if they are dating?? At least they are both SINGLE and eligible to date!!!
Get ready for another Mariah and Nick style marriage.
When you’re single, you don’t necessarily create a relationship with everyone you date. Haven’t you ever been out with someone a few times and realized it just wasn’t going to happen? Not everyone is meant to be together; that’s true if you’re famous or not. These two are apparently dating. Probably still in the stage of figuring out if it’s that initial attraction or if there is the potential of anything real happening. Personally, I’ll be surprised if this turns out to be anything more than a short-term dating situation. They seem like an odd couple; but you never know.
Why does everyone think she’s so pathetic? I also don’t understand this idea that she can’t “keep a man”. Who says they are leaving her instead of vice versa?
good for them. I like them both
If she’s just out for casual sex I say more power to her! Go Jen! At least she isn’t ******** somebody else’s Husband.
ANISTON IS SO PREDICTABLE! SHE KNOWS SHE NEEDS A NEW BF TO COMPETE WITH BRAD&ANGIE, BEING IN CANNES AGAIN, GIVING BIRTH, AND MAYBE A WEDDING!
ANISTON ALSO NEEDS A LOVELIFE FOR THE MEDIA TO SPECULATE ABOUT WHEN SHE PROMOTES HER NEW MOVIES IN OCT AND DEC.
AND SHE GOT ANOTHER MEDIA WH*RE LIKE MAYER!
LMFAO at you…bwahaha, you’re just jealous because Jennifer has someone who is spending time with her AND didn’t DENY her to the press like your idols DENIED each other like a couple of JUDAS’S.. THEY’RE PAYING FOR IT WITH MISERY NOW TOO.
It’s okay….there’s enough room in the world for more than one couple.
I AGREE WITH YOU TOTALLY. THIS LADY CAN NOT STAY AWAY AND LET THE MEDIA FRENZY DAWN ON BRAD AND ANGIE. SHE WANTS TO BE IN THE RAGS TO GET ATTENTION.
WHAT A MEDIA *****.
What is wrong with her face? She looks very odd . . .
This article sums up that relationship. I wish her the best.
http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/935862,CST-FTR-zp07.article
JJ, her name is JenniFer, not JenniTer
Aniston does not need a boyfriend to stay in the headlines. It’s been years since they split and she has been a constant tabloid cover story.
She doesn’t need to have a relationship to get frontpage. If she stands next to a guy they use her on a cover story (orlando bloom, owen wilson, ben affleck & Aaron) they don’t care they will make up stuff to keep her on the cover. They will say she has a new love when she doesn’t or that she is adopting a baby when she isn’t, they will say she is looking for a daddy. Please, outside of Brad & Angelina, there is nobody else who gets as many covers as Aniston. Brad & Angelina have hooked up, adopted 2 children, given birth to one, traveled the word, lost a parent & are expecting once again and Jennifer has done pretty much nothing like that and still she gets the covers. I’ll agree that the Vince Vaughn & Jennifer Aniston relationship was played up to promote their movie and kept some of the stress off of aniston in the wake of Brad’s hookup with Angelina and the baby they had. Put she seems very public about this current relationship and she is not promoting anything right now. She hasn’t been this forward about a relationship since Brad PItt. She isn’t one to delay the game either, her true nature is to get serious right away.
She & Pitt were living together withing weeks of their first date.
what if she dates who cares it is her life all the ***** fans should **** off
Hello Haters, you must be so jealous of our Jennifer. She hot, sexy and busy busy working…. She’s so independent, she needs no men that’s why she hasn’t been in a serious relationship for 2 yrs now, she’s casually dating, hanging out w friends and who knows this guy may turn to be her true love if not she had fun…..Hell she’s just sitting quietly by the pool and that makes headlines.
And how do you exactly know that she got dumped huh???? Like her friend Sheryl says they have never been dumped… that lets me to believe she’s the one dumping these losers…. If she was soo desperate for a men then she would be with one wouldn’t she? She’s just out there exploring and enjoying life and not being hooked to some jerk forever don’t blame a girl for exploring now
only good @ 05/08/2008 at 3:45 pm Aniston does not need a boyfriend to stay in the headlines. It’s been years since they split and she has been a constant tabloid cover story.
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Tell that to Aniston herself! She goes out and hired that Paul Sculfor to be her BF April Last year, just in time when Brad and Angie were promoting their films in Cannes, and suddenly he was gone in June after their movies were shown.
Before that, remember he hooked up immediately with Vince Vaugn just as Brad and Angie were about to have Shiloh. And when he was with the Grip guy, conveniently, her PR team didnt leak that they were an item, since she doesnt need any publicity yet. And now she is doing it again with Mayer, as the Chicago Sun confirmed, she is still obsessed with her X and his growing family.
Sorry but I haven’t seen her promoting any relationship. Aniston has only told it on one show and that is Oprah’s, when Vince and her were dating. Even when she started dating Pitt it was secretive, so why would this change. It is the tabloids that keep running she is with all of these men, some in which have never even met her. So sorry I don’t see this as her PR but magazines trying to come up with something to sell.
I wish Jennifer all of the best in her life.
Meg,
John is 30, he turned 30 October of 2007, which will make him 31 in about 5 months. Just though I’d point that out to you! :)
And about Jen and John, I don’t really care. I think that as long as he’s happy, and as long as she’s happy.. and they’re both happy together, with eachother.. then I am happy too!
Strutting and Gutting
No mention of Sin City can be complete without Swingers star Vince Vaughn, who showed his paunchy puss at the premiere. V2 was draped in all black, but even that couldn’t camouflage the grown-out gut he was trying his darndest to suck in. The once lanky lad hasn’t aged well in the last decade, so it’s a good thing he pretty much paved his way as a comedy god, where beer bellies and an everyguy attractiveness is A-OK in T-town. We still love ya, Vaughny-boy, you can let it all hang out in front of us. Lord knows we don’t have a bikini bod like your ex Jennifer Aniston, which is the best thing she’s got goin’ for her nowadays.
THEY ARE NOT A COUPLE. THEY ARE FRIENDS NOT LOVERS.
dude seriously? JenniTer?????
the only one obsessed are you with the life of someone you don’t like what the **** don’t you have a life?
it is TOTAL LIES. Vince flew in the same weekend to Miami and they all discussed how they would continue this game she has been playing for years to pander to a public that doesn’t watch her movies and wants to know about her personal life. Their goal is to make her personal life sensational, and secretive and arrange photoshoots. This way they can keep her career going. John Mayer was a friend of Crowe’s and offered to play a part in their game. That is why PR flew him in for one day and the rest of the weekend they were hidden (elsewhere). They walked around in public acting like a couple and a photographer that Stephen Huvane hired followed them. The pictures were sent to news outlets. This way they control the publicity of their clients (their job). That is why the pictures look posed and affected and Jen was bored. They never kissed. There is noting there. They are mismatched and it is all for clients publicity (Jen, Orlando, Vince and Mayer being clients of CAA, owned by the Huvanes). Now, as part of the agenda, John is immediately seen in public with another woman and Vince is back on the scene. She truly is a woman who doesn’t seem to care about love or family (since she grew up in a single parents household with a mother she never talks to). EVERYTHING is an act, and the acting was how she dealt with her parents divorce. So that is what is going on in reality. In the head fiction of the gay publicist and gay manager Aleen (the fat ugly woman she sunbathes with) : she appears to the world like a lost loveless *****. Which is completely the opposite from reality. And if you aksed Aleen and Stephen why they are doing that, they would say they are giving the public what it wants : sensationalism.
She Wants Out
Time to check out of the hospital!
A source close to Katherine Heigl reveals that the actress wants out of her Grey’s Anatomy contract.
The insider says, “She’s working really long hours and is ready to move on.”
Heigl doesn’t really ‘need’ Grey’s anymore, right? She has proven that she’s a movie star. Hiegl-fronted flicks Knocked Up and 27 Dresses were box office gold.
A movie industry expert is quoted as saying, “She’s a smart one. She saw what can happen with someone like Jennifer Aniston, who was crazy successful on TV, but can’t seem to carry a film, and she tested the waters early.”
Unfortunately, Heigl probably won’t get what she wants says the source — she’s locked in to her Grey’s contract.
We assume they’re right! ABC and its parent company, Disney, aren’t the kind of people who’ll let a cash cow walk away so easily!
Moooooooooo!!!!!! Milk her!
#16 I AGREE WITH YOU TOTALLY. THIS LADY CAN NOT STAY AWAY AND LET THE MEDIA FRENZY DAWN ON BRAD AND ANGIE. SHE WANTS TO BE IN THE RAGS TO GET ATTENTION.
WHAT A MEDIA *****.
LMAO at YOU too. Jennifer can’t help it if the paps are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO interested in her. Don’t blame HER for the declining health of joLIESPITT popularlity. But nice to KNOW YOU KNOW SHE HAS THE POWER TO OVER SHADOW THEM. bwahahaha
Give me a break with you PR scheme. I agree that the stars will use certain press to promote some things, such as Vaughn & Aniston playing up their relationship to promote the breakup.
As for Mayer, he has no need for this and she has no need for him either. The only reason they are together is because they are together.
I don’t care who she sees or dates, but this guy is a serial dater. I don’t think he can do a long term relationship. Hope she doesn’t get hurt.
bwahahah LMAO at ALL you whiners MY,MY. MY HOW THE TIDES HAVE TURNED. JA is living a GREAT LIFE, jolie and spitt are MISERABLE bwahahahaha
#33: THIS STORY, NEARLY EVERY POST AND NEARLY EVERY PREVIOUS STORY DOES NOT DISCUSS HER MOVIES OR THE CONTENT OF THE MOVIES ………..IT IS ABOUT HER PERSONAL LIFE ……………..WHICH THE MEDIA (JUST JARED) IS USING AS A LIVING SOAP OPERA FOR CONTENT FILLER OF THEIR OWN……………. CAA KNOWS THIS. IT IS THEIR JOB. THAT IS WHY THEY MAKE MILLIONS…………….VINCE, JOHN AND OTHERS ARE PERFORMERS IN THESE MEDIA ARTICLES (SCRIPTS) THAT ARE CONTENT TO SELL THINGS (notice the advertisements)…………. SO THE OWNERS OF THIS SITE CAN FINANCE THEIR MORTGAGES…..ETC…… JENNIFER ANISTON, HAS BECOME A CHARACTER IN HER OWN REAL LIFE DRAMA BY THIS PROCESS. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH REALITY. REALITY IS HIDDEN. THEY ARE FRIENDS BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS A MASK, AN ASSUMPTION, A PLANTED STORY OR SIMPLY FICTION. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,>fact<,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
YOU THINK YOU ARE JUST READING AN ARTICLE >>>>>>WRONG<<<< : BY DOING THAT YOU ARE PARTICIPATING IN AN INDUSTRY AS AN AUDIENCE MEMBER
poorjealous,
JA is living a great life perhaps, but which tide did you see turned and how did you conclude that jolie pitt are miserable? you just wish so didn’t you? i say all three are living the great life each wants to live and you obviously are not.
Nom, do you know for a fact that Jen and John are just friends? And, is John’s PR guy in on this whole thing, or is just Jen and her people?
Of course the industry plays things up and so do the stars. But you have a really creative mind if you think it is all for show. These stars are ******* each other and they have nothing to jointly promote.
There are couples in hollywood that do have real relationships and at the same time create an image to sell themselves. B.P & A.J. have a real relationship and they also use it to sell themselves, they even use their children. These days everyone assumes to much and to much intent on the media. The only people making money off the relationship are the tabloids, gossip websites like this and the paps who are taking the photos. Tabloids do not = box office sales, nor do they = record or concert sales. You give hollywood & CAA more credit than they deserve, you assume they can come up with a great personal story to sell a star and yet they cannot even make a good movie. Hollywood just isn’t that talented and neither is CAA. The fact is Huvane and CAA will do what Aniston & Mayer want and not the other way around, because they are actually bringing in money for the corporation. Aniston with her friends yearly cash which CAA gets as percent of, as do they for her smartwater gig & movie salaries. Mayer brings in more, due to record sales, and apple and VW deal and especially concert sales. Often the bigger the star the less they are making. Pitt & Clooney are forced to do ad overseas to bring in cash because their movies don’t make any money.
i wonder how much he is getting paid to do this……..
I’m sorry…What? I fell fast asleep.
Nom intrigues me. Please share more as you find it out.
WHY ARE ALL HER RELATIONSHIPS SET UP BY FRIENDS.SHE HAS GOT ISSUES
Jenho doesnt really have much standards does she?!! How the hell do you think being 39 and sleeping around all over town. Is considered classy? Gimme a F*break!! She is even worse than Paris Hilton!! You JenHo fans are such hypocrites. If this was any other star doing the same thing like this s.lut here. You would be calling her all sorts of names. since it’s the 39yr.OLD!! america sh*theart. you all think its ok. LOL!!
# 3 so true. I read that sources have said that John has the tendency to just go w/ women and then dump them w/out notice. Jen’s friends have warned her about this. She’s a big girl and gonna do what she wants, but it could also be that she’s upset cause she wants to adopt a baby and is upset that Brad and Angie have their own. She has badmouthed them about having kids, considering her and Brad miscarried their own.
PS: #19, haha, i caught that too.
Rachel how does Perez Hilton butty taste in your mouth!! You know you’re having Perez left over! nasty B*tch!!
hahha I meant booty.!!
Susan#46
Where did you get your information about her having a miscarriage with Brad’s baby? How can she have a miscarriage when she was NEVER pregnant. She NEVER wanted kids with him. She would never adopt because her blackass heart could never love anyone else but herself!! Don’t delude yourself thinking that she would ruin her body for a baby!
nom, can you tell everyone more about other things you’ve revealed on separate blogs about Jennifer having a secret relationship and she will get married. This is what you’ve said about her relationship status with the person no one knows about on other sites so can you tell us more about her hidden relationship, we’d all be curious to know?
Exactly#44
All of her relationships are supposedly setup by friends. this insecure ass broad can’t do anything on her own. what a sorry ass needy loser!!
$lut Asston ain’t nothing but a self absorb, co0chie spreading bed hopping, golden shower taking nypho-H0H0!!H0!!
coming to the thread of person you don’t like waisting your time and energy hating her without knowing her l get a life
Gosh they are both so ugly and desperate, they are perfect for each other
I don’t think this is real either. It has be a long running rumor around town that John Mayer and Jessica were a relationship for the press. When you think of Jessica, John, or Jen Aniston all you think about is thier private life. Jessica hasn’t done anything since newlyweds and John lives for the press while pretending he can’t stand them. Poor Jen is always thought of as the woman Brad Pitt dumped for the prettier, younger, oscar winner.
enough-already @ 05/08/2008 at 3:00 pm Meg - I totally agree with you - what is the big deal if they are dating?? At least they are both SINGLE and eligible to date!!!
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Yeah, she and him are single and can’t totally f.ck any singleton mammal in this earth. Mayer is the 5th or 6th guy Aniston fxck within 3 yrs. post Brad., and Mayer’s record are not far from Aniston. Oh, yeah, what a great **** couple !
I think john is cute but he seems like he makes fun at people and thinks he’s a comedian.
Everyone deserves to be happy and, especially, Jennifer Aniston!
publicity.
only good
blah,blah…….. What Brad movies are not making money ???? there are a few one but not all ? ask Forbes mag. he was always on the top ten money worth actors list for the last 10 yrs. , although,not the front runner but was consistent on the top 10 list.. NOT BAD.
BRAD WAS a international mega star for the last 16 years. he was sought after globally. that’s why he has these global commercial ad. , and want to remind you these interantional ad paid more than the american ad. and if Brad is not making money globally, why do you think the studio bosses would paid him 20 million US$ plus 20% of the movie/DVD grossess. ???
Aniston and her sit-com TV was popular only in North America and some english speaking countries , but outside of it, she is mega star Brad Pitt whinny , backstabbing , plastic surgery addict, chain smoler EX wife.
Casey @ 05/08/2008 at 8:39 pm
Yeah, Jen deserve to be happy, she’s single and can f.ck and slept with any guy she want ! JMayer is the no 5 or 6th guy she slept with within 3 yrs. time, and I’m sure with Mayer’s womaniizing record , he is not the last one in this year, there wil be the 7,8 9ot 10 guys coming before the year end.
Jen is totally sleeping around post divorce and yet it’ s alright , classy and she deserve it, what a shxt double standard. that 40 /o had is a total SLXT !
Susan @ 05/08/2008 at 6:24 pm
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I don’t believe that Jennifer has ever miscarried. There’s absolutely no news on that front other than whats made up by the tablies.
Jennifer has herself said she would prefer to have her own biological children and wouldn’t want to adopt. Remember, she was asked about it in one of her interviews in 2005.
botox jen @ 05/08/2008 at 8:50 pm
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The funny thing are the jenhens who, on seeing that photo of Jen kissing Ben for movie “hes not that into you” actually said that Ben should leave Jen G (and child) for Jen A. And that Jen G had trapped Ben A into marriage by getting pregnant, something we all know Jen A would never actually do though she might promise to get pregnant.
:lol: :lol:
I’m having fun here.
If you want to stay delusional of what you read in the rag mags so be it. Jennifer kept quiet about what happened in her marriage breakup. She has been put with just about every guy she has breathed on. How many of those stories have been true? Really, do you actually think they are true? Jason Lewis hasn’t even met her!!!! What does that tell you about the stories? These paps will say anything to sell a story. Reality is what you have to remember! Time will tell who she is with or not. I’ll wait till then.
16phony @ 05/08/2008 at 4:38 pm #16 I AGREE WITH YOU TOTALLY. THIS LADY CAN NOT STAY AWAY AND LET THE MEDIA FRENZY DAWN ON BRAD AND ANGIE. SHE WANTS TO BE IN THE RAGS TO GET ATTENTION.
WHAT A MEDIA *****.
LMAO at YOU too. Jennifer can’t help it if the paps are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO interested in her. Don’t blame HER for the declining health of joLIESPITT popularlity. But nice to KNOW YOU KNOW SHE HAS THE POWER TO OVER SHADOW THEM. bwahahaha
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Wow talk about delusional Maniston got the power to over shadow Jolie-Pitt?? You must be living under the rock bwahahahha!!
the funny thing is bragloonies are sayin again and again. Jen dating John becuase bragnloonies are going to cannen fastival. They were saying before. She dating becuase bragnlina went to france. they weree saying that jen wear bikiny becuase Anlina is pregnant. Jen dating again becuase braglina is moving to Neworlean. Jen is have a commercial smart water, becuae bragnina is moivng to Texas. Jen is again walking on the street, becuase bragnina is moving to La. Jen is seen on the set of her movie , becuase bragnlina is moving to chicago. go on on on.
They want Jen to live according to Bragnlina sechedlue , which is imposible becuase they are every where. and they are making movies non stop even they have million kids to take care.
tiana
Did remember what you say in the other thread? Now is my turn to say the same word.
LOOOOOOOOOOOSER.
I hope john and jen thing is true. I have my suspecious , if it going to last. But if it true they look cute together. He is young and hot and good muscian. goed match muscian and acterss.
Did she get a nosejob? That pic of her looks REALLY different. Her nose looks really tiny and cute.
poorjealous @ 05/08/2008 at 4:53 pm
bwahahah LMAO at ALL you whiners MY,MY. MY HOW THE TIDES HAVE TURNED. JA is living a GREAT LIFE, jolie and spitt are MISERABLE bwahahahaha
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And then you woke up, realized you were back in real time, that the J-Ps are happy and expecting another baby together, that Angelina has not one but two films being presented at Cannes next week while poor Jennifer’s career is in the toilet, that poor Jennifer can’t hold onto a man for more than a month and she’s hit rock bottom dating a guy who likes to pee on his sex partners and wears a T-shirt that proclaims he’s a BADASS DOUCHEBAG, and you screamed at your four walls until you thought you’d never be able to stop.
If they make it, they make it if they don’t they don’t
bet @ 05/08/2008 at 9:55 pm
I hope john and jen thing is true. I have my suspecious , if it going to last. But if it true they look cute together.
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Bet, puh-leeeeeeeeeze. Is that all you want for Jennifer — a guy she looks “cute” with? How about a guy who has seriously cares about her and respects her? How about a guy with some class? You want her to date a guy who, by his own admission, likes to píss all over his sex partners and then tell the world all about it? This is what you want for Jen? Damn, woman — with fans like you, who needs enemies?
There are so many jealous loonies here I have to come in just to get some giggles. My oh my, some of you have to dig really deep to come up with the trash you’re throwing out there about Jen. If she could read some of this she would laugh her ass off I’m certain.
I say: She’s one hell of a cool chick dating one hell of a cool guy and I wish them the best! Have a good time you two sweet, silly, hot and gorgeous people and enjoy yourselves, we love ya!
angelina fans coming in here bitching about jennifer dating a younger guy when the only way they idol would have a young hot man like john is to pay them and even then im not sure they wod hit that
Reading some of the comments from Aniston’s fans on this thread, I’ve come to the conclusion that the few fans she has left have an average age of 15 and an average IQ of 50. All they care about is that she is dating a “hot” guy. Who will doubtless dump her ass before the month is out, just like every other guy she has dated since Brad left her. I guess she has the fans she deserves.
im not 15 you idiot if jennifer is a grown ass woman and knows what is best for her so if she is dating this guy let that be who cares as long as she is happy you on the other and hand are not an adult if you pass your i hope free time to ***** about her every time why don’t you go send blessings at your idol’s threads i sow you strange people do that go head and leave jennifer live her life how she wants to live it
this is retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Biggest Famewh_res of the Month
The Huvane & CAA clients who need major damage control:
Jen Aniston, who more than 3 years after her messy acrimonious split with Brad Pitt - and after spawning a second career as a professional scorned woman and victim (courtesy of her whiny, pity-party in Vanity Fair where she stabbed Pitt in the back but good), is still alone, childless, boring and 40. She’s making bad rom-coms with D-listers and a guy who tried to commit suicide less than 6 months ago - not to mention the fact that she seems to be in a race with Priscilla Presley on how quickly she can overhaul her original face.
Then there’s John Mayer. An obnoxious musician who may have killed what semblance of cred he had, and quite possibly has killed his career, after tongue kissing a fat gay cuban gossip queen, Perez Hilton in front of EVERYONE (at da club) and has become the laughingstock of the web (Perez took a lie detector test administered by US mag and passed). As if dating Jessica Simpson weren’t embarrassing enough, now he’s dating a woman old enough to be Simpson’s mother, and 10 times as stupid and boring. Being exposed as a latent homosexual, might be the LEAST of his worries. We’ll leave the ‘pee’ and ‘poop,’ fetish rumors alone for now, as that’s way too much to ‘dump,’ on poor Jen Aniston. (pardon the pun).
Also, a word of advice for dear sad pathetic Jen….
….please try, TRY — to hook up with someone, ANYONE, who isn’t on record as having referred to your nemesis Angelina Jolie, as the hottest woman in human history.
Can you do that babe?
I mean, there HAS to be at least a few guys on the planet who haven’t been QUOTED as saying that, that you could also ‘fake date,’ at the behest of your PR queen?
Man, WHAT. A. LOSER.
Http://www.msn.com/entertainment.msn.celeb.news/dish.com
bet your posts are UNREADABLE, I really tried, honest, but your writing is…well, imagine my words.
(p.s. I’m not an English native speaker either but you beat me on grammar, punctuation, vocabulary, use and usage, and in making sense)
jennifer fan @ 05/08/2008 at 11:39 pm
im not 15 you idiot if jennifer is a grown ass woman and knows what is best for her so if she is dating this guy let that be who cares as long as she is happy you on the other and hand are not an adult if you pass your i hope free time to ***** about her every time why don’t you go send blessings at your idol’s threads i sow you strange people do that go head and leave jennifer live her life how she wants to live it
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You may not be 15 but your write like you’re eight and a half. Did you ever hear of punctuation marks? Run-on sentences aren’t the best way to express your ideas. Not that yours are worth expressing in any way, shape or form…
True to form, I’m sure she’ll come ‘out,’ with Mayer right as ‘Brangelina,’ hit their red carpet at Cannes.
If we’re lucky, grandma jen, will drag her grandson on top of a balcony and set up the papz across the street like she and her agent did with vaughn, and plant a cold paper-thin lipped smootch on him, just so she can rule the tabloids, with headlines like, ‘It’s really really REALLY TRUE, Jen DOES have a NEW MAN!! (breathless gasp) ” - at a perfectly timed strategic plan.
….yeah we KNOW we ran this breathless headline 327 times this year for other people that Aniston showed up at the Ivy with, but hey - people see ‘Brangelina,’ so in love and happy, they NEED for jen to take her revenge, by hooking up with a well-known person that will garner more headlines than your average key grip - especially with all her fellow homely fans! So yeah…It’s true, it’s really REALLY TRUE! Aniston IS kissing Perez Hilton & Jessica Simpson by way of Mayer’s pie-hole…and oh yeah, she’s got a NEW MAN!!’
Did I mention that she’s got A NEW MAN!!!
You know…not like Brad…but a NEW MAN!!
# 73 isabella @ 05/08/2008 at 10:58 pm There are so many jealous loonies here I have to come in just to get some giggles. My oh my, some of you have to dig really deep to come up with the trash you’re throwing out there about Jen. If she could read some of this she would laugh her ass off I’m certain.
I say: She’s one hell of a cool chick dating one hell of a cool guy and I wish them the best! Have a good time you two sweet, silly, hot and gorgeous people and enjoy yourselves, we love ya!
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Laugh her ass off eh? Just like she did when Kim Stewart called her homely?
Come off it. LOL Who are you? Jen? or jen’s lackey? Everyone knows she’s a weak woman who cares what people think of her — if not, she wouldn’t be on her 3rd nose job, and re-hauling her face with botox, hairline surgery, restylane, and silicone ball cheek implants.
The woman has problems.
That’s not “cool,” it’s kinda sad. Aniston is the farthest thing from “cool,” you can get. Don’t say that in polite company or they’ll laugh in your face. She’s not smart, she’s not pretty (certainly not gorgeous in any way shape or form) - she’s barely average, and borders on homely — she’s not interesting, nor is she charismatic.
Her fame has come from her amazing ability to be a parasitic leech with people who ARE famous, be it her SOs, or her ensemble TV sit-coms, where she was neither the prettiest or the most talented.
She’s a fug fake fool.
marina @ 05/09/2008 at 12:22 am
bet your posts are UNREADABLE, I really tried, honest, but your writing is…well, imagine my words.
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LOL, welcome to the club. She writes like a space alien. I’ve told her a bajillion times that spell-check is her best friend, but I don’t think she knows how to use it.
Well if it is fake relationship they better continue faking it, because a backlash has already begun. I just read a article by ABC news today , yup not a tabloid but a legit media organization. Not only do they call out John Mayer and his pr ways, they FINALLY call out jennifer Aniston and question her motives. The media for the first time is looking at Aniston in a different way. This whole stunt or relationship and the way it was leaked is starting to backfire.
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=4815189&page=1
If this woman wants media frenzy so badly, she could write her TELL ALL BOOK! geezzz..let her live her life..who cares if she’s dating John Mayer? If he’s really a douche, you won’t be f***ng John Mayer ,.So, why so pissed about it anyway?
bet @ 05/08/2008 at 9:55 pm I hope john and jen thing is true. I have my suspecious , if it going to last. But if it true they look cute together. He is young and hot and good muscian. goed match muscian and acterss.
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ok let say they got married and after a year John Mayer found a new hot thing and divorce jen who is about 41 years old by then. Do you think Jen will take it hard and lose her mind???
they are cute and hot ans sexy couple!
I think bragnloonies want jen have to write her sechedlue according to Bragnlina. She have to say that ok today Branglina is moving to to Alaska , so i am not going to walk on the street, or Ok today she pr
88 bet @ 05/09/2008 at 10:41 am
For the first time I think you are right. Except that Miss Aniston’s publicist is the one checking the Jolie-Pitt schedule religiously so his loser client can generate ***-tat PR story or another fake romance riding their coat-tails. You see, your idol has no movies coming out, and her star is steadily falling. Her divorce has been the biggest ticket she had making headlines so they are milking it until the last possible drop. Good job, Miss Aniston. Hey, desperate times calls for desperate action, and we pity you the Golden Shower man is better than no story about you.
go kiss angelina’s ass will you
**** off @ 05/09/2008 at 4:03 pm
go kiss angelina’s ass will you
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Typical post from a frustrated loser. Sorry if your idol has degenerated into a laughing stock, but she brought it on herself.
CAA : YOU ARE LOOKING VERY EVIL TO THE AUDIENCE. STEPHEN HUVANE AND ALEEN KESHISHIAN HAVE NOW ORGANISED YET ANOTHER FAKE RELATIONSHIP TO ATTRACT ATTENTION TO THE WRAP OF MARLEY AND ME. ADMIT IT. TELL THE TRUTH OR YOU WILL DEVELOP CANCER…. YOU ARE MAKING JENNIFER SEEM SAD AND LOST. AS THOUGH SHE CANT SUSTAIN A RELATIONSHIP. YOU BUNCH OF FAKES CAA !!!! GET OUT OF HER LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
they are sick.the brangelina need more attention coz people are so sick and tired of them.jen is fresh with new movies i think shes happy with her career..this brad fans are all old i think around 40 and above..hahahaha
I believe this wasJohn’s publicity stunt. I think like a child he saw a way to show off his stupid arm tattoo. I believe he is totally childesh It’s sad that the music was not enough for him.
I wanted to believe she was a little better than this.
Not all are Brad and Ange people. I was a Mayer fan and I see through this sham that John and Jen came up with along with this pr company.
Maybe angelina…..you should open your eyes to.
Wishing them all the happiness.
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