Jenniter Aniston is Strumming John Mayer’s Guitar
John Mayer arrived at the Mandarin Oriental hotel in Miami Beach at 12:30 p.m. today, reports Life & Style.
That’s the same hotel Jennifer Aniston is staying at!
“John came in with another man who looked like a personal trainer,” an eyewitness spills. John was in long gray shorts and a green T-shirt, and he was holding a water bottle. He looked like he had just finished a workout. His hair was still in its new signature cut, and he was in a great mood.”
In Touch is also reporting that after filming for three months in Miami, Aniston has big plans for the wrap party of Marley & Me. The celebration will reportedly take place at Nikki Beach in Coconut Grove on May 10, where John Mayer will perform a special three-song set.
“Everything was changed last minute so John could do this for her. He’s crazy about Jen.” another insider says. “It’s hot and heavy but in that very cool way. John isn’t gong to hide his adoration and he’s telling everyone what a cool chick Jen is.”

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Casey @ 05/08/2008 at 8:39 pm
Yeah, Jen deserve to be happy, she’s single and can f.ck and slept with any guy she want ! JMayer is the no 5 or 6th guy she slept with within 3 yrs. time, and I’m sure with Mayer’s womaniizing record , he is not the last one in this year, there wil be the 7,8 9ot 10 guys coming before the year end.
Jen is totally sleeping around post divorce and yet it’ s alright , classy and she deserve it, what a shxt double standard. that 40 /o had is a total SLXT !
Susan @ 05/08/2008 at 6:24 pm
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I don’t believe that Jennifer has ever miscarried. There’s absolutely no news on that front other than whats made up by the tablies.
Jennifer has herself said she would prefer to have her own biological children and wouldn’t want to adopt. Remember, she was asked about it in one of her interviews in 2005.
botox jen @ 05/08/2008 at 8:50 pm
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The funny thing are the jenhens who, on seeing that photo of Jen kissing Ben for movie “hes not that into you” actually said that Ben should leave Jen G (and child) for Jen A. And that Jen G had trapped Ben A into marriage by getting pregnant, something we all know Jen A would never actually do though she might promise to get pregnant.
I’m having fun here.
If you want to stay delusional of what you read in the rag mags so be it. Jennifer kept quiet about what happened in her marriage breakup. She has been put with just about every guy she has breathed on. How many of those stories have been true? Really, do you actually think they are true? Jason Lewis hasn’t even met her!!!! What does that tell you about the stories? These paps will say anything to sell a story. Reality is what you have to remember! Time will tell who she is with or not. I’ll wait till then.
16phony @ 05/08/2008 at 4:38 pm #16 I AGREE WITH YOU TOTALLY. THIS LADY CAN NOT STAY AWAY AND LET THE MEDIA FRENZY DAWN ON BRAD AND ANGIE. SHE WANTS TO BE IN THE RAGS TO GET ATTENTION.
WHAT A MEDIA *****.
LMAO at YOU too. Jennifer can’t help it if the paps are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO interested in her. Don’t blame HER for the declining health of joLIESPITT popularlity. But nice to KNOW YOU KNOW SHE HAS THE POWER TO OVER SHADOW THEM. bwahahaha
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Wow talk about delusional Maniston got the power to over shadow Jolie-Pitt?? You must be living under the rock bwahahahha!!
the funny thing is bragloonies are sayin again and again. Jen dating John becuase bragnloonies are going to cannen fastival. They were saying before. She dating becuase bragnlina went to france. they weree saying that jen wear bikiny becuase Anlina is pregnant. Jen dating again becuase braglina is moving to Neworlean. Jen is have a commercial smart water, becuae bragnina is moivng to Texas. Jen is again walking on the street, becuase bragnina is moving to La. Jen is seen on the set of her movie , becuase bragnlina is moving to chicago. go on on on.
They want Jen to live according to Bragnlina sechedlue , which is imposible becuase they are every where. and they are making movies non stop even they have million kids to take care.
tiana
Did remember what you say in the other thread? Now is my turn to say the same word.
LOOOOOOOOOOOSER.
I hope john and jen thing is true. I have my suspecious , if it going to last. But if it true they look cute together. He is young and hot and good muscian. goed match muscian and acterss.
Did she get a nosejob? That pic of her looks REALLY different. Her nose looks really tiny and cute.
poorjealous @ 05/08/2008 at 4:53 pm
bwahahah LMAO at ALL you whiners MY,MY. MY HOW THE TIDES HAVE TURNED. JA is living a GREAT LIFE, jolie and spitt are MISERABLE bwahahahaha
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And then you woke up, realized you were back in real time, that the J-Ps are happy and expecting another baby together, that Angelina has not one but two films being presented at Cannes next week while poor Jennifer’s career is in the toilet, that poor Jennifer can’t hold onto a man for more than a month and she’s hit rock bottom dating a guy who likes to pee on his sex partners and wears a T-shirt that proclaims he’s a BADASS DOUCHEBAG, and you screamed at your four walls until you thought you’d never be able to stop.
If they make it, they make it if they don’t they don’t
bet @ 05/08/2008 at 9:55 pm
I hope john and jen thing is true. I have my suspecious , if it going to last. But if it true they look cute together.
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Bet, puh-leeeeeeeeeze. Is that all you want for Jennifer — a guy she looks “cute” with? How about a guy who has seriously cares about her and respects her? How about a guy with some class? You want her to date a guy who, by his own admission, likes to píss all over his sex partners and then tell the world all about it? This is what you want for Jen? Damn, woman — with fans like you, who needs enemies?
There are so many jealous loonies here I have to come in just to get some giggles. My oh my, some of you have to dig really deep to come up with the trash you’re throwing out there about Jen. If she could read some of this she would laugh her ass off I’m certain.
I say: She’s one hell of a cool chick dating one hell of a cool guy and I wish them the best! Have a good time you two sweet, silly, hot and gorgeous people and enjoy yourselves, we love ya!
angelina fans coming in here bitching about jennifer dating a younger guy when the only way they idol would have a young hot man like john is to pay them and even then im not sure they wod hit that
Reading some of the comments from Aniston’s fans on this thread, I’ve come to the conclusion that the few fans she has left have an average age of 15 and an average IQ of 50. All they care about is that she is dating a “hot” guy. Who will doubtless dump her ass before the month is out, just like every other guy she has dated since Brad left her. I guess she has the fans she deserves.
im not 15 you idiot if jennifer is a grown ass woman and knows what is best for her so if she is dating this guy let that be who cares as long as she is happy you on the other and hand are not an adult if you pass your i hope free time to ***** about her every time why don’t you go send blessings at your idol’s threads i sow you strange people do that go head and leave jennifer live her life how she wants to live it
this is retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Biggest Famewh_res of the Month
The Huvane & CAA clients who need major damage control:
Jen Aniston, who more than 3 years after her messy acrimonious split with Brad Pitt - and after spawning a second career as a professional scorned woman and victim (courtesy of her whiny, pity-party in Vanity Fair where she stabbed Pitt in the back but good), is still alone, childless, boring and 40. She’s making bad rom-coms with D-listers and a guy who tried to commit suicide less than 6 months ago - not to mention the fact that she seems to be in a race with Priscilla Presley on how quickly she can overhaul her original face.
Then there’s John Mayer. An obnoxious musician who may have killed what semblance of cred he had, and quite possibly has killed his career, after tongue kissing a fat gay cuban gossip queen, Perez Hilton in front of EVERYONE (at da club) and has become the laughingstock of the web (Perez took a lie detector test administered by US mag and passed). As if dating Jessica Simpson weren’t embarrassing enough, now he’s dating a woman old enough to be Simpson’s mother, and 10 times as stupid and boring. Being exposed as a latent homosexual, might be the LEAST of his worries. We’ll leave the ‘pee’ and ‘poop,’ fetish rumors alone for now, as that’s way too much to ‘dump,’ on poor Jen Aniston. (pardon the pun).
Also, a word of advice for dear sad pathetic Jen….
….please try, TRY — to hook up with someone, ANYONE, who isn’t on record as having referred to your nemesis Angelina Jolie, as the hottest woman in human history.
Can you do that babe?
I mean, there HAS to be at least a few guys on the planet who haven’t been QUOTED as saying that, that you could also ‘fake date,’ at the behest of your PR queen?
Man, WHAT. A. LOSER.
Http://www.msn.com/entertainment.msn.celeb.news/dish.com
bet your posts are UNREADABLE, I really tried, honest, but your writing is…well, imagine my words.
(p.s. I’m not an English native speaker either but you beat me on grammar, punctuation, vocabulary, use and usage, and in making sense)
jennifer fan @ 05/08/2008 at 11:39 pm
im not 15 you idiot if jennifer is a grown ass woman and knows what is best for her so if she is dating this guy let that be who cares as long as she is happy you on the other and hand are not an adult if you pass your i hope free time to ***** about her every time why don’t you go send blessings at your idol’s threads i sow you strange people do that go head and leave jennifer live her life how she wants to live it
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You may not be 15 but your write like you’re eight and a half. Did you ever hear of punctuation marks? Run-on sentences aren’t the best way to express your ideas. Not that yours are worth expressing in any way, shape or form…
True to form, I’m sure she’ll come ‘out,’ with Mayer right as ‘Brangelina,’ hit their red carpet at Cannes.
If we’re lucky, grandma jen, will drag her grandson on top of a balcony and set up the papz across the street like she and her agent did with vaughn, and plant a cold paper-thin lipped smootch on him, just so she can rule the tabloids, with headlines like, ‘It’s really really REALLY TRUE, Jen DOES have a NEW MAN!! (breathless gasp) ” - at a perfectly timed strategic plan.
….yeah we KNOW we ran this breathless headline 327 times this year for other people that Aniston showed up at the Ivy with, but hey - people see ‘Brangelina,’ so in love and happy, they NEED for jen to take her revenge, by hooking up with a well-known person that will garner more headlines than your average key grip - especially with all her fellow homely fans! So yeah…It’s true, it’s really REALLY TRUE! Aniston IS kissing Perez Hilton & Jessica Simpson by way of Mayer’s pie-hole…and oh yeah, she’s got a NEW MAN!!’
Did I mention that she’s got A NEW MAN!!!
You know…not like Brad…but a NEW MAN!!
# 73 isabella @ 05/08/2008 at 10:58 pm There are so many jealous loonies here I have to come in just to get some giggles. My oh my, some of you have to dig really deep to come up with the trash you’re throwing out there about Jen. If she could read some of this she would laugh her ass off I’m certain.
I say: She’s one hell of a cool chick dating one hell of a cool guy and I wish them the best! Have a good time you two sweet, silly, hot and gorgeous people and enjoy yourselves, we love ya!
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Laugh her ass off eh? Just like she did when Kim Stewart called her homely?
Come off it. LOL Who are you? Jen? or jen’s lackey? Everyone knows she’s a weak woman who cares what people think of her — if not, she wouldn’t be on her 3rd nose job, and re-hauling her face with botox, hairline surgery, restylane, and silicone ball cheek implants.
The woman has problems.
That’s not “cool,” it’s kinda sad. Aniston is the farthest thing from “cool,” you can get. Don’t say that in polite company or they’ll laugh in your face. She’s not smart, she’s not pretty (certainly not gorgeous in any way shape or form) - she’s barely average, and borders on homely — she’s not interesting, nor is she charismatic.
Her fame has come from her amazing ability to be a parasitic leech with people who ARE famous, be it her SOs, or her ensemble TV sit-coms, where she was neither the prettiest or the most talented.
She’s a fug fake fool.
marina @ 05/09/2008 at 12:22 am
bet your posts are UNREADABLE, I really tried, honest, but your writing is…well, imagine my words.
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LOL, welcome to the club. She writes like a space alien. I’ve told her a bajillion times that spell-check is her best friend, but I don’t think she knows how to use it.
Well if it is fake relationship they better continue faking it, because a backlash has already begun. I just read a article by ABC news today , yup not a tabloid but a legit media organization. Not only do they call out John Mayer and his pr ways, they FINALLY call out jennifer Aniston and question her motives. The media for the first time is looking at Aniston in a different way. This whole stunt or relationship and the way it was leaked is starting to backfire.
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=4815189&page=1
If this woman wants media frenzy so badly, she could write her TELL ALL BOOK! geezzz..let her live her life..who cares if she’s dating John Mayer? If he’s really a douche, you won’t be f***ng John Mayer ,.So, why so pissed about it anyway?
bet @ 05/08/2008 at 9:55 pm I hope john and jen thing is true. I have my suspecious , if it going to last. But if it true they look cute together. He is young and hot and good muscian. goed match muscian and acterss.
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ok let say they got married and after a year John Mayer found a new hot thing and divorce jen who is about 41 years old by then. Do you think Jen will take it hard and lose her mind???
so, on the very first day..JOHN AND JEN………the most unlikely couple never………… are together they immediately…………even though she appears bored…………..they hold hands …………………strut around in public……………….and finally go to the hotel together for days (YEAH RIGHT, SHE FLEW OUT TO LA)…………. and according to the reports he sends her flowers everyday….. so why then……… a few days later does he tries to hit on some blond in a nightclub for hours until she turns his ugly face down…….ANSWER::: JEN’S PUBLICIST IS FULL OF GARBAGE. JOHN AND JEN ARE BOTH CAA : LIKE VINCE AND ORLANDO. ALEEN KESHISHIAN AND STEPHEN HUVANE HAVE MADE HER INTO RACHEL GREEN FOR THE PUBLIC. ALEEN KESHISHIAN AND STEPHEN HUVANE ARE TWO SICK INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVE NO FAMILY AND DONT CARE ABOUT JEN’S CHILDREN, LOVE LIFE AND FAMILY EXCEPT FOR THE CASH IT CAN BRING THEM. ALEEN KESHISHIAN AND STEPHEN HUVANE are parasites who are killing Jennifer Aniston with these lame azzed contrived publicity games to keep her in the news.
they are cute and hot ans sexy couple!
I think bragnloonies want jen have to write her sechedlue according to Bragnlina. She have to say that ok today Branglina is moving to to Alaska , so i am not going to walk on the street, or Ok today she pr
88 bet @ 05/09/2008 at 10:41 am
For the first time I think you are right. Except that Miss Aniston’s publicist is the one checking the Jolie-Pitt schedule religiously so his loser client can generate ***-tat PR story or another fake romance riding their coat-tails. You see, your idol has no movies coming out, and her star is steadily falling. Her divorce has been the biggest ticket she had making headlines so they are milking it until the last possible drop. Good job, Miss Aniston. Hey, desperate times calls for desperate action, and we pity you the Golden Shower man is better than no story about you.
go kiss angelina’s ass will you
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