OlderJenniter Aniston is Strumming John Mayer’s Guitar
John Mayer arrived at the Mandarin Oriental hotel in Miami Beach at 12:30 p.m. today, reports Life & Style.
That’s the same hotel Jennifer Aniston is staying at!
“John came in with another man who looked like a personal trainer,” an eyewitness spills. John was in long gray shorts and a green T-shirt, and he was holding a water bottle. He looked like he had just finished a workout. His hair was still in its new signature cut, and he was in a great mood.”
In Touch is also reporting that after filming for three months in Miami, Aniston has big plans for the wrap party of Marley & Me. The celebration will reportedly take place at Nikki Beach in Coconut Grove on May 10, where John Mayer will perform a special three-song set.
“Everything was changed last minute so John could do this for her. He’s crazy about Jen.” another insider says. “It’s hot and heavy but in that very cool way. John isn’t gong to hide his adoration and he’s telling everyone what a cool chick Jen is.”
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im not 15 you idiot if jennifer is a grown ass woman and knows what is best for her so if she is dating this guy let that be who cares as long as she is happy you on the other and hand are not an adult if you pass your i hope free time to ***** about her every time why don’t you go send blessings at your idol’s threads i sow you strange people do that go head and leave jennifer live her life how she wants to live it
this is retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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The Huvane & CAA clients who need major damage control:
Jen Aniston, who more than 3 years after her messy acrimonious split with Brad Pitt - and after spawning a second career as a professional scorned woman and victim (courtesy of her whiny, pity-party in Vanity Fair where she stabbed Pitt in the back but good), is still alone, childless, boring and 40. She’s making bad rom-coms with D-listers and a guy who tried to commit suicide less than 6 months ago - not to mention the fact that she seems to be in a race with Priscilla Presley on how quickly she can overhaul her original face.
Then there’s John Mayer. An obnoxious musician who may have killed what semblance of cred he had, and quite possibly has killed his career, after tongue kissing a fat gay cuban gossip queen, Perez Hilton in front of EVERYONE (at da club) and has become the laughingstock of the web (Perez took a lie detector test administered by US mag and passed). As if dating Jessica Simpson weren’t embarrassing enough, now he’s dating a woman old enough to be Simpson’s mother, and 10 times as stupid and boring. Being exposed as a latent homosexual, might be the LEAST of his worries. We’ll leave the ‘pee’ and ‘poop,’ fetish rumors alone for now, as that’s way too much to ‘dump,’ on poor Jen Aniston. (pardon the pun).
Also, a word of advice for dear sad pathetic Jen….
….please try, TRY — to hook up with someone, ANYONE, who isn’t on record as having referred to your nemesis Angelina Jolie, as the hottest woman in human history.
Can you do that babe?
I mean, there HAS to be at least a few guys on the planet who haven’t been QUOTED as saying that, that you could also ‘fake date,’ at the behest of your PR queen?
Man, WHAT. A. LOSER.
Http://www.msn.com/entertainment.msn.celeb.news/dish.com
bet your posts are UNREADABLE, I really tried, honest, but your writing is…well, imagine my words.
(p.s. I’m not an English native speaker either but you beat me on grammar, punctuation, vocabulary, use and usage, and in making sense)
jennifer fan @ 05/08/2008 at 11:39 pm
im not 15 you idiot if jennifer is a grown ass woman and knows what is best for her so if she is dating this guy let that be who cares as long as she is happy you on the other and hand are not an adult if you pass your i hope free time to ***** about her every time why don’t you go send blessings at your idol’s threads i sow you strange people do that go head and leave jennifer live her life how she wants to live it
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You may not be 15 but your write like you’re eight and a half. Did you ever hear of punctuation marks? Run-on sentences aren’t the best way to express your ideas. Not that yours are worth expressing in any way, shape or form…
True to form, I’m sure she’ll come ‘out,’ with Mayer right as ‘Brangelina,’ hit their red carpet at Cannes.
If we’re lucky, grandma jen, will drag her grandson on top of a balcony and set up the papz across the street like she and her agent did with vaughn, and plant a cold paper-thin lipped smootch on him, just so she can rule the tabloids, with headlines like, ‘It’s really really REALLY TRUE, Jen DOES have a NEW MAN!! (breathless gasp) ” - at a perfectly timed strategic plan.
….yeah we KNOW we ran this breathless headline 327 times this year for other people that Aniston showed up at the Ivy with, but hey - people see ‘Brangelina,’ so in love and happy, they NEED for jen to take her revenge, by hooking up with a well-known person that will garner more headlines than your average key grip - especially with all her fellow homely fans! So yeah…It’s true, it’s really REALLY TRUE! Aniston IS kissing Perez Hilton & Jessica Simpson by way of Mayer’s pie-hole…and oh yeah, she’s got a NEW MAN!!’
Did I mention that she’s got A NEW MAN!!!
You know…not like Brad…but a NEW MAN!!
# 73 isabella @ 05/08/2008 at 10:58 pm There are so many jealous loonies here I have to come in just to get some giggles. My oh my, some of you have to dig really deep to come up with the trash you’re throwing out there about Jen. If she could read some of this she would laugh her ass off I’m certain.
I say: She’s one hell of a cool chick dating one hell of a cool guy and I wish them the best! Have a good time you two sweet, silly, hot and gorgeous people and enjoy yourselves, we love ya!
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Laugh her ass off eh? Just like she did when Kim Stewart called her homely?
Come off it. LOL Who are you? Jen? or jen’s lackey? Everyone knows she’s a weak woman who cares what people think of her — if not, she wouldn’t be on her 3rd nose job, and re-hauling her face with botox, hairline surgery, restylane, and silicone ball cheek implants.
The woman has problems.
That’s not “cool,” it’s kinda sad. Aniston is the farthest thing from “cool,” you can get. Don’t say that in polite company or they’ll laugh in your face. She’s not smart, she’s not pretty (certainly not gorgeous in any way shape or form) - she’s barely average, and borders on homely — she’s not interesting, nor is she charismatic.
Her fame has come from her amazing ability to be a parasitic leech with people who ARE famous, be it her SOs, or her ensemble TV sit-coms, where she was neither the prettiest or the most talented.
She’s a fug fake fool.
marina @ 05/09/2008 at 12:22 am
bet your posts are UNREADABLE, I really tried, honest, but your writing is…well, imagine my words.
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LOL, welcome to the club. She writes like a space alien. I’ve told her a bajillion times that spell-check is her best friend, but I don’t think she knows how to use it.
Well if it is fake relationship they better continue faking it, because a backlash has already begun. I just read a article by ABC news today , yup not a tabloid but a legit media organization. Not only do they call out John Mayer and his pr ways, they FINALLY call out jennifer Aniston and question her motives. The media for the first time is looking at Aniston in a different way. This whole stunt or relationship and the way it was leaked is starting to backfire.
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=4815189&page=1
If this woman wants media frenzy so badly, she could write her TELL ALL BOOK! geezzz..let her live her life..who cares if she’s dating John Mayer? If he’s really a douche, you won’t be f***ng John Mayer ,.So, why so pissed about it anyway?
bet @ 05/08/2008 at 9:55 pm I hope john and jen thing is true. I have my suspecious , if it going to last. But if it true they look cute together. He is young and hot and good muscian. goed match muscian and acterss.
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ok let say they got married and after a year John Mayer found a new hot thing and divorce jen who is about 41 years old by then. Do you think Jen will take it hard and lose her mind???
they are cute and hot ans sexy couple!
I think bragnloonies want jen have to write her sechedlue according to Bragnlina. She have to say that ok today Branglina is moving to to Alaska , so i am not going to walk on the street, or Ok today she pr
88 bet @ 05/09/2008 at 10:41 am
For the first time I think you are right. Except that Miss Aniston’s publicist is the one checking the Jolie-Pitt schedule religiously so his loser client can generate ***-tat PR story or another fake romance riding their coat-tails. You see, your idol has no movies coming out, and her star is steadily falling. Her divorce has been the biggest ticket she had making headlines so they are milking it until the last possible drop. Good job, Miss Aniston. Hey, desperate times calls for desperate action, and we pity you the Golden Shower man is better than no story about you.
go kiss angelina’s ass will you
**** off @ 05/09/2008 at 4:03 pm
go kiss angelina’s ass will you
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Typical post from a frustrated loser. Sorry if your idol has degenerated into a laughing stock, but she brought it on herself.
CAA : YOU ARE LOOKING VERY EVIL TO THE AUDIENCE. STEPHEN HUVANE AND ALEEN KESHISHIAN HAVE NOW ORGANISED YET ANOTHER FAKE RELATIONSHIP TO ATTRACT ATTENTION TO THE WRAP OF MARLEY AND ME. ADMIT IT. TELL THE TRUTH OR YOU WILL DEVELOP CANCER…. YOU ARE MAKING JENNIFER SEEM SAD AND LOST. AS THOUGH SHE CANT SUSTAIN A RELATIONSHIP. YOU BUNCH OF FAKES CAA !!!! GET OUT OF HER LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
they are sick.the brangelina need more attention coz people are so sick and tired of them.jen is fresh with new movies i think shes happy with her career..this brad fans are all old i think around 40 and above..hahahaha
I believe this wasJohn’s publicity stunt. I think like a child he saw a way to show off his stupid arm tattoo. I believe he is totally childesh It’s sad that the music was not enough for him.
I wanted to believe she was a little better than this.
Not all are Brad and Ange people. I was a Mayer fan and I see through this sham that John and Jen came up with along with this pr company.
Maybe angelina…..you should open your eyes to.
Wishing them all the happiness.
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