Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Has Wings

PICS OF A LOVING FAMILY IN FRANCE AWAITING THEIR NEXT CHILD — VERSUS PICS IN MIAMI W/BOYFRIEND NUMBER 5 (or 6 since the divorce I’ve lost count).

I HOPE SHE FINNALLY FINDS SOME HAPPINESS W/JOHN.

God, ‘old memory,’ after reading that excerpt of Brad’s, he seems so much like night and day from Maniston. The only way I can resolve him even being with her to begin with, is that he was on the rebound, and felt her ‘people,’ (Huvane & Co.) who happened to be Paltrow’s ‘people,’ would cease the hit job if he hooked up with Maniston. Not saying he didn’t care for her, or didn’t plan to build a life with her. He’s a very frontiersman kind of man, and probably felt he could get behind the workhorse and create something out of nothing. He could make it a love match, especially if family was in the cards. Plain and simple. I think he thought she was something other than what she was (confusing her fake ‘warmth’ with genuine care and feeling), and I also think he felt his position in Hollywood was threatened because of the Paltrow/Weinstein/Miramax machine that was trying to dismiss him after their breakup.

He took refuge in what he thought could be a good marriage based on a tight friendship.

A relationship that had the big benefit of the exact same PR agent of Fishyth Twatrow’s.

The SAME PR agent who was slamming him in rags and mags after splitting with Paltrow, kind of sheltered him/protected him from further dissing. He was now in the same stable, and that whole ‘Meet Ben Affleck, Gwyneth’s new man, and the Thinking Man’s Brad Pitt,’ kind of dissipated.

That said — the Mayer thing is such a tabloid publicity ready ‘instant,’ move. It decreases her credibility even more. Not that she ever had a lot to begin with.

Understand first, Brad & Angelina are operating in another league entirely from these fools.

The tabloids may hook them up together in ‘triangle land,’ and sure, Maniston gets mileage, but realistically these three people, have nothing to do with one another and are at opposite ends of the spectrum. Always have been. The industry knows that.

It’s literally, the diff between Hollywood Royalty and a desperate TV sit-com hag working the rom com angle about 15 years too late and competing with actresses who actually HAVE talent, and that are more than a decade younger.

What Aniston should be concerned with, as should her agent, is the fact that BECAUSE she and Huvane have been cemented and superglued to the ‘Brangelina,’ coattails (’Aniston’s Happiness is Dependent on Someone Who Can Make Her Forget ‘Brad Pitt,’ and his Oscar Winning Beauty and their family.’) - she then creates a vacuum for anyone else.

Just imagine for example all the actors and projects that are trying like hell for press and coverage - who are being trumped by Brad’s ’scorned woman,’ desperate fug scheming tacky publicity ploys with her monster PR queen.

I can only guess at how many real actors and HW people loathe her.

I worry sometimes that these people don’t become slightly resentful of Brad for even creating this TV hack monster who has no shame or dignity.

She exists because of Brad Pitt. I hope he never feels the backlash because of her.

Angelina is truly the best thing that ever happened to him - she is a refuge from her kind of phony ridiculous side of Hollywood celebrity that Brad was steeped in for so long.

I wouldn’t even put it past maniston to be creating this story in the tablies due to the fact she couldn’t get an Owen Wilson hookup started for press and tix sales ala ‘The Break Up’ w/ Vaughn. I truly believe Owen wanted no part of the charade and wh*ring (the man is fragile after all!), even to the extent he started something up with Kate Hudson again.

I think it’s no coincidence that his buddy Vince Vaughn was seen in FL pal’ing around with Wilson. Dude had probably warned him of the coming famewh*re tricks and fakery.

That said, do these two fugs look ugly when wet, or what?? Her plastic surgery overhaul - especially the big round restylane/silicone cheek implants and shortened chin are really obvious. Somehow as ugly as she was, she has less dignity now and seems more desperate, even though her face looks slightly better.

Hilarious.

STILL. It’s always a good thing for Brangelina, when she is seemingly NOT out there alone and fug. When she has someone, ANYONE — be it a fat sloppy comedic actor, a key grip, a model, or a latent homosexual rip off popster who pees on his tartlet gfs.

These sad hook-ups just make ‘Brangelina,’ seem RIGHT as rain, destined to be together and like the elegant, movies stars and Hollywood Royalty that they are — it takes them further, and farther away from her cheesy azz.

She’s in a different world, segregated in her own whiny desperate tabloid hell and machinations.

It really is where she belongs.

Happy mother’s day to all the moms on this board! Happy mother’s day angelina! Happy birthday james haven! Later…

Sheri,

Why are you yelling?…howyadoin?…keeping it on ice?

cook @ 05/11/2008 at 1:42 pm
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hey stud muffin, what makes you think I’m yelling? Did you see caps? Damn man you have taken a beating of late, was going to jump in but you have your own back!

Sheri,

…well maybe not yelling, but shouting!…do you intend to end every sentence with an exclamation point?!!…hahahahaha…yeah, you know, in here, I’m gonna lose most of my battles…ever heard “can’t win for losing”…that’s me…it was created for me…see, learn something new all the time…hahahahaha…so, where he at boo?

Ate Char, wonderful MF! Happy Mothers Day to you! I miss you! I’m bad with the emails, but I have the whole little Bradley, Chloe wedding planned out! She sent me flowers! *sigh* I’m still trying to get my world settled, ALOT of changes! All for the good! I need to get in touch with Miss coal, it’s been too long, too long not talking with you beautiful lady! Mwah!

OT

Jack Black Creates ‘Panda-Monium’ at 61st Annual Cannes Film Festival
Saturday, 10 May 2008
DreamWorks Animation SKG, Inc. kicked off the 61st annual Cannes Film Festival today, as Jack Black, star of the company’s June 6 release, “Kung Fu Panda,” spread “Panda-monium” as he emerged from a water taxi to be greeted on the Carlton Hotel pier by nearly 40 life-sized Po, the Panda’s — his on-screen persona and the hero of the film.

Black and the other “kung fu pandas” posed for a barrage of photojournalists and camera crews, signaling that the celebrity- and film-fueled glitter of the 2008 Festival had officially begun.

Black’s arrival at the Carlton is just the beginning of the “Kung Fu Panda-monium” set to sweep Cannes, culminating with the film’s worldwide premiere on May 15th at the nexus of the Festival, the Palais. Enthusiastic, big and a little clumsy, Po (Golden Globe nominee Jack Black) is the biggest fan of kung fu around … which doesn’t exactly come in handy while working every day in his family’s noodle shop.

When he’s unexpectedly chosen to fulfill an ancient prophecy, Po’s dreams become reality and he joins the world of kung fu to study alongside his idols, the legendary Furious Five: Tigress (Academy Award(R) winner Angelina Jolie); Crane (Emmy winner David Cross); Mantis (Emmy nominee Seth Rogen); Viper (Emmy/SAG nominee Lucy Liu); and Monkey (international superstar Jackie Chan) — under the leadership of their guru, Master Shifu (two-time Oscar(R) winner Dustin Hoffman).

But before they know it, the vengeful and treacherous snow leopard Tai Lung (Emmy/Golden Globe winner Ian McShane) is headed their way, and it’s up to Po to defend everyone from the oncoming threat. Can he turn his dreams of becoming a kung fu master into reality? Po puts his heart into the task, and the unlikely hero ultimately finds that his greatest weaknesses turn out to be his greatest strengths.

The film opens nationwide in the US on June 6, 2008

http://www.iesb.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=4845&Itemid=99
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Maybe this means that Angelina will be doing some press before the premeire in May 15.

886,so excited

# 877 Sheri @ 05/11/2008 at 1:34 pm CLINIQUA @ 05/11/2008 at 1:10 pm
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Happy Mothers Day to you Clini! I know there is some little person be they human or fuzzy, I have fuzzy,that you have been motherly to!

Clini, we all say Jen should move on, maybe she has with this relationship, but why don’t we let her. I was on her thread and very annoyed that the same BAMPZS fans who get annoyed when haters come here and say nasty things about this family felt the need to do the same there! I don’t know what is going on with John and Jen, but you know what, all the power to her if she is connected to him and no longer connected to the JP’s in the press, in peoples minds or on JJ! You all want her not connected to this great family but continue to make a connection by your vitriol! JMHO
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Sheri, I appreciate your Mother’s day wishes and all, but these are celebrity message boards, for celebrity gossip and dish.

If Aniston hadn’t created a second even larger career out of riding the backs of Brad, Angelina and their family - creating animosity and acrimony that the tabloids feed on EACH time she hooks up with someone (or not), which BY THE WAY, in case you hadn’t noticed - is what her PR lives for. (See SHOWDOWN: Brad & Angelina Stand up Jen, See THEY’RE ENGAGED, and Vince’s Ring is BIGGER than BRAD’s, see Jen’s GOT A NEW MAN: Brad Warns Jen OFF HIM!, see Jen’s Got a NEW MAN: Ande he’s 14 years Younger than Brad! See Jen’s Got a New MAN: She’s STILL not Recovered from her Marriage with Brad, See 99,999 out of 100,000 rag and mag covers that say, imply, and infer her victimhood at ‘Brangelina’s hands, and her recovery and quest to find happiness, in spite of ‘Brangelina.’

News bulletin to Sheri –

I may be a cyber loudmouth, but I don’t create this sh*t, or allow it to thrive. I comment on it when it happens.

..and when it happens coincidentally at the EXACT moment of a BIG ‘event,’ in Brangelina’s life, be it a coming baby, huge international filmfest, or marriage on a yacht — it’s pretty obvious to me, that it’s STRATEGIC on Maniston & Huvane’s part.

Her coverage occurs because of Brad Pitt, and because according to Maniston and her pals, Brad and Angelina ARE the ones who ruined her life according to her Vanity Fair and subsequent mags/appearances — her you must take a side ‘team,’ antics that her PR created…FUEL the tabloid hell that she drags the JPs into.

So, sorry Sheri — I won’t shut up.

She and Huvane could have shut me up, and shut up all her other critics that recognize she is a manipulating famewh*re, IF, she had wished Brad & Angelina and their kids well, and good luck - and expressed her happiness at his happiness.

It would have been DONE.

But it’s been 3 years later - and she hasn’t done that at all.

She and her PR hack concistently work to clear up boob job rumors, and freak out over plastic surgery inferences, discussing other tabloid stories - but the ones that say she ridicules Brad & Angelina, and infer the ‘war,’ lives on…she doesn’t touch. .

So I and anyone with a brain, KNOWS that the tabloid press, PRECISELY because of the CONTINUING Huvane hit job, smears and acrimony - will somehow attach her latest scheming, and mediawh*ring to the JPs.

I choose to comment on this desperate TV hag, and you can continue to echo those that want to shut the criticisms of her down, by saying ‘let her move on.’

But SHE has not moved on. If she had wished him well, and best of luck, and done what Kylie Minogue did for Olivier, or Nic Kidman did, or even Paltrow, did a couple years after the fact — then every single person they try and hook Maniston up with - wouldn’t GET compared to Brad Pitt. Brad and his family, wouldn’t get dragged into her dating games.

But again - the whole point, is that if she is NOT experiencing acrimony, not in pain, NOT recovering from ‘Brad Pitt,’ if she’s happy and there is no DRAMA, and there’s no interest in her - SHE wouldn’t be covered like she is if she ‘made up,’ with Brad. PERIOD. Not to this extent - all of the bullsh*t that they continue to emphasize 3 years later in rags and mags– continue to be laid at Brad Pitt’s door because she and HUVANE want it that way - so that all of her actions and FUTURE actions, are STILL covered and tied to him.

SHE (and her PR queen) have not moved on. The past 3 years have been bread and butter for her.

She and Huvane, will not end that ever.

Which is why I will be calling her ugly azz OUT whenever she rides coattails.

kung Fu Panda-monium @ 05/11/2008 at 2:04 pm
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You do know that Angelina has a VERY small part in it right? This is Jack Blacks’ film. The only press I expect her to do for that is the press conference, which she’ll probably tell the media not to ask personal questions, the today show appearance with Jack, and the premiere.

Now the Changeling is a different story, she’ll might do a little more with that one.

piper,i like ann,am looking foward to that

CLINIQUA,

Is there a chance in he*l you will EVER stop talking about Anuston?!
WHO cares about Anuston?!
Really, WHO CARES?!
If she has fans at all, they must be ashamed of what they CAN see
Anuston really IS.

YOU are the one who constantly pushes that plastic Nobody
into Angie and Pitt’s life - OVER THREE YEARS AFTER
THE FACT!
And, also, over a century after Fishstick CHEATED on
Pitt and called him STUPID
(at least, those are F.A.C.T.S.!), you STILL
talk about Fishyth Twatrow!

HUVANE luvs you!
If you would only try to UNDERSTAND that BOTH of them JUSt
USE the megastardom of the JPs - esp. ANGIE. There’s NO
“missing him” sh$T here! they are grownass women who are
STILL trying to cash into other peoples popularity.
Get real. Do you not GET it?!

HUVANE MUST love you! Their ONLY hope is that
people would talk about Anuston and Fishstick. Excellent job, Cliniqua!!

And, as for “Pitt feeling the backlash because of Anuston” -
WHY not? ANGIE DID! and she’s had NO part in that effin
FARCE of a merger.

That would be sort of fair, but, unfortunately, I DOUBT that would
EVER happen - because Pitt has the same size PR-machine
(huge!) as Anuston does - that he pays in real GOLD to
“protect” his “goldensh$t” TABLOID IMAGE - the SAME as
Huvane does for Anuston.

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?!

Angie does not, and has NEVER EVER had that - so she’s been
a “fair game” for the tabs! Her “revenge” is the BEST EVER:
BE WHO YOU ARE, AND LIVE YOUR LIFE ACCORDINGLY.
She’s won!
General public is starting to see the REAL Angie, and they CAN SEE
the REAL …ALL of them.
What you THINK you know about Pitt - FORGET IT!
You are such a tabloid sucker when it comes to Pitt ( that’s NOT an insult, that’s TRUE),
that you simply ignore some FACTS.

Pitt is not what the tabloids tell you, and NEITHER is Angie.
You KNOW that.
Quit the b.s. FINALLY.

Clini, first and foremost, I didn’t tell you to shut up! Honestly when these stunts happen, how come that is your first defense. The chorus should be here soon, saying Clini don’t stop posting! But that is not the issue! If we ignore maybe they will go away, but NO! It’s time to tear her a new one, then wonder why, oh why the haters say the things they do about the JP’s! If the woman is irrelevant, as all of us have said, why does she deserve constant comment? That only makes her fans and the haters attack the JP’s even more, can you not see that? It’s called fanning the flames, you know that. Those who are not worthy of our time are best ignored. You have always contributed with newsworthy items, uptodated info etc. Stop selling yourself short, by being the hard azz stuck 3 years in the past and bringing it to the present. Your better than that! JMHO

Happy mother´s day ( in portugal, was last week), to angel,sheri,felinelilly,CLINIQUA,missouri fan,cook.
I hope that you have a nice day