Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer’s Poolside Passion

It was predicted she’d do something like this. I just don’t understand why her fans, once again can’t see through it. It’s like clockwork with her. As far as Mayer is concerned he’s a self admitted weird neurotic just like she’s a self admitted neurotic. They’ll wear each other out. She’s a control freak and he’s a control freak. He’s a star f*cker (good one) and she’s desperate to be seen as viable . So, I think they kinda suit each other’s professional needs at the moment. What I am really surprised about is that these pictures must not be selling and/or even tabloids are jaded about it because normally they’d hold these photos for the highest bidder and they were released already.

Let’s see she has about 4 days to Cannes and about a month for a new baby Pitt. What’ll she pull next?

Is it on People yet? lol

With all her money what the hell is she doing there?

She could be at some fabulous rented house with a lush romantic pool to romp in - in private or with a few friends. THAT’S how you get a romance started. Not like this. This HAS to be for public consumption.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/Story?id=4815189&page=1

Seducing the Stars: John Mayer, Hollywood Player
The Singer, Currently Linked to Jennifer Aniston, Has Dated Many A-List Ladies
BY SONA CHARAIPOTRA
May 9, 2008

Serial dater, Lothario, cad — they are just a few of the things that singer John Mayer has been called by the media for his very public hookups and breakups with some of the entertainment industry’s most desirable women.
John Mayer has been linked to a number of A-list ladies. Here, clockwise from left, Mandy Moore, Jennifer Aniston, Minka Kelly and Jessica Simpson
Jennifer Aniston appears to be the latest in a long line of A-list ladies that Mayer has dated. Over the years, the singer-songwriter has been linked to Jennifer Love Hewitt, Mandy Moore, “Friday Night Lights” actress Minka Kelly, Jessica Simpson and others.
For now, everyone seems to be talking about Mayer’s blooming romance with Aniston. But he, for one, can’t understand what the big deal is.
“This is not a scandal, this is not an issue, this is not a problem, this needs no spin control,” he told “Entertainment Tonight” at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute gala earlier this week. “This is me living my life. … There are much worse problems in the world. Everything’s cool!”
For now, that is. The new couple, who’ve been e-mailing for more than six months, according to a report in this week’s People magazine, spent five days canoodling in Miami last week while Aniston was on a break from filming her latest movie, “Marley & Me.”
The two shared an intimate lunch at Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink, then hit South Beach hot spot Casa Tua later the same day, partying until 1 a.m. But it was pictures of the pair cuddling poolside at the Mandarin Oriental hotel, where Aniston was crashing during the shoot, that really got tongues wagging.

Dating and relationship expert Matt Titus sees this kind of behavior as an ego trip.
“I think John likes to conquer the current ‘It girl,’” he said. “I think he has a very egotistical freak in him that’s masked by that pretty-boy artist-who-doesn’t-care vibe. He aims for the ‘It girl’ to make him the big guy in Hollywood, the guy on all the magazine covers alongside Jennifer Aniston. Mission accomplished.”
Us Weekly dubbed the 30-year-old singer its 2007 Cad of the Year, even before the Lothario penned and published a harsh note to an ex on his blog in March, prompting speculation that it was addressed to former girlfriend
“Dear Ex Lover,” Mayer wrote on his Web site. “Perhaps you didn’t understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I’ll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don’t know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I’m done trying. I hope this is enough closure for you.”
Even the most cadlike behavior works with Mayer’s agenda, according to Titus.
“He plays to the media. He even dates for the media. Every action is preplanned for some kind of media effect,” said Titus, who categorizes Mayer alongside celebrity players like Paris Hilton and Ryan Phillippe.
He sort of wants to be seen as carefree, but I think every move — especially when it comes to romance and dating — is preplanned to get some kind of response from the public and the media,” he said.
That includes Mayer’s recent palling with celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, which Titus refers to as a strategic alliance.
“John Mayer’s not a stupid guy,” he said. “The friendship with Perez is very premeditated. At the moment, whatever comes out of Perez’s mouth is the trend. So he’s courting Perez in that sense because Perez can spin it anyway he wants. For John, it was a genius move.”
But celebrity publicist Howard Bragman, owner of Hollywood PR firm Fifteen Minutes, pointed out that “celebrities can fall in love, too.”
“Because of the life he leads, John’s skeptical of going out to the club or the bookstore, or wherever people meet,” Bragman said. “So he goes to celebrity events and meets other celebrities.
“And why wouldn’t celebrities get crushes on other celebrities?” he continued. “You and I do. They’re beautiful, they’re articulate. It’s like a workplace romance: They meet at charity events or on movie sets. They’re in the same club, so to speak. Jennifer Aniston is just as famous as him, so she’s not dating him because he’s famous.”
Bragman also points out that not every dalliance that lands in the press is the real thing.

“I had a client whom the press said was dating John Mayer,” Bragman said. “It’s one text message, and the media blow it up to ‘they’re engaged.’ The media has to take a certain amount of responsibility. They start with a germ of truth and build it into something more. Two celebrities glance at each other in a public place and it’s on Page Six.”

>What I am really surprised about is that these pictures must not be >selling

the tabloids are jaded because have realised they are being fed spoonfuls of lies by her team in the form of public performances of relationships designed for publicity purposes. Like these photos. Why did she “break up” with Vaughn ? there was no reason….no animosity……………no ending at all…………no incompatibility….. she even thanked Vaughn……. it was >>>>THEN<<< people (inlcuding her audience) realised that she was playing a HUGE GAME with their heads and that she was never sincere about Vaughn. What her old audience realised is what they were reading about……. was a lie designed around them for audience dollars, and it made the audience feel VERY VERY awkward….how can anyone respect a liar ?

Jennifer is not about heart, or love, or family, or sincerity………..she is about audience.

Coming to these sites is like scratching chicken pox, it does nothing in the long run and it may leave a scar. On the plus side: it feels good! It’s fun to see this play out time and time again, with the same BS about wanting privacy followed by a pregnancy/engagement rumor. Maybe I click because I stopped watching Y&R a while ago. This is better!

Damn! Comment is for the BAMPZS fans who say she needs to move on! Let her! You come here, doing the same thing the trolls do on JP threads and think it’s fine! Double standard much that you all ****** about!? She is not part of the JP’s lives, you JP “fans” are the ones keeping her relevant!

I am totally sick of hearing about Brad and Angelina. They have
nothing to do with Jennifer. If she wants to go out and have
fun good for her. She is having fun and there is nothing
wrong with that. They are both single. It really isn’t a great
big deal.

I just don’t understand why Jolie’s fans are complaining about him being bi sexual??seriouwsly isn’t your idol the biggest bi sexual in HW who admited to it and who told,she likes to sleep with her female fans more than anything.now same people are complaining about JM being Bi Sexual.LOL

I wonder this new baby is from whom,the last one was from JLM,I think this new one is from her BG!!!

and talking about he is just not into her,some people needs to check last Brangelina’s thread,and then they will understand which Man among JM and BP is not into these two women.LOL

I even saw their pics in other blogs,and Brad’s face was full of misey and sad and suddenly Jolie cling from him and kiss him and of course after she gave a look at Camera.

Haven’t you guys heard of the new Hollywood Craze?? Its about using pee to make yourself look more youthful.

I think Jennifer is being quite smart here. She can get fresh pee from John without having to pay thousands to a beauty clinic to get the same treatment.

This is a win-win situation for both of them. John can satisy his pee fetish and Jennifer can continue using his fresh pee to make herself look younger… she does have a toy boy that is 10 years younger than her now!

c’mon jen..! if ur reli desperate to have kids..
juz get d man u first see and get laid already..!

see.. mayer is obvs. free.! go on.!

at least they are not playing for Camera,they are just swimming.and naturally they will get alittle cozy with each other.

but they are not in the same balcony which they know,Papz are all over it and hug each other or look right to camera and then hug,and act like a happy couple,or keep their kids on the balcony and kiss them right in front of camera and in the same balcony over and over again,while their villa has alot more balcony than that one.

They both are ugly. yuck.

George Clooney has good taste! http://www.sarahlarson.blog.cz