Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer’s Poolside Passion
Sat, 10 May 2008 at 11:34 pm
Lovey-dovey couple Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer enjoy an afternoon of poolside passion at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Miami, Florida on Saturday.
The hot new couple took a dip in the pool after a rigorous gym workout session together. Aniston, 39, and Mayer, 30, were seen hugging, kissing, cuddling–the whole shebang!
As reported earlier, Aniston’s Marley & Me wrap party will take place tonight at Nikki Beach in Coconut Grove, where Mayer will perform a special three-song set.
15+ pictures inside of Aniston & Mayer’s poolside passion…
Credit: Kadena; Photos: Bauergriffinonline
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I’m sorry but these Pictures are HILARIOUs..
:lol:: Good luck with the Lathario pee Boy Jen!
Do we know that these weren’t taken with a long lens?
beedy eye blue @ 05/11/2008 at 8:57 am
Mayer is a star f*cker. And he panicked when Perez ran that whole thing about tonguing him on NY’s and Simpson rubbing his balls while he did it. And Jennifer? Come on. Like I said this was predicted for months on this board and other’s that once it was obvious Jolie was pregnant again and they were going to Cannes she’d pull something like this. Guess what? She did. It’s eerily exactly as predicted. So yeah, grain of salt with the whole relationship whatever it is
# 234 money PUPPETS @ 05/11/2008 at 9:35 am She is making herself the joke of Hollywood doing these performance…….she looks clingy and theatrical. Nobody believes her anymore about these fakes relationships. She is in her own bubble of lies for public attention.
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Ahahahahaha!
Muahahahaha! This is PRICELESS.
But WOW — I love how her big cheek implants and shorter chin, are much more obvious when she’s got the wet dog look going on.
Thre are pics of her where she’s been swimming over the years where she’s absolutely gruesome (Dustin Hoffman’s twin), so I have to admit the plastic surgery that Kanodia did is a massive improvement. He really has skills!
But take a look at the pics - there is still NO making out in them.
They are trying like the devil to get a ‘romance,’ to be the story, all so she can deny it after certain highly publicized Brangelina events take place. She’ll say they were just palling around by the pool, or that their great friends nothing more - and that the tabloids are so relentless.
Don’t she and Huvane know, they don’t control the rags - the rags already have Mayer cheating on her. Stay tuned for the dumping! LOL
It’s such a stunt. LOL In a couple weeks, probably when Cannes is over or the newest JP baby is born - she’ll come out on some show, or give some interview ins ome women’s rag…and whine about the razzi coverage, and say they’re just friends.
THAT way she gets to look like, she’s just living her life and is sooooo in demand, and people so want to know about her love life…because you know, she’s…she’s…..Jennifer Aniston.
Jennifer Aniston who got lDUMPED by Brad Pitt, who is now with Oscar Winner & Most Beautiful Woman in the World Angelina Jolie who is having Brad’s babies?
No! Gdmn it!!! Arrggh! Just because SHE is Jennifer Aniston, and she’s famous too! Nah!Nah, nah, nah!!
Ahahahaha!
Mmmm. Okay. Jen. We’ll pretend this has nothing to do with Brad dumping you in front of the entire world, and you crying about it for 3 years - and finding yourself STILL desperate, neurotic, hitting the big 4-0, without a man and childless going on 4 years later, and having the world worship Brangelina as they hit cannes and give birth next week. Mmmmkay???
Naaaah, this fame wh*redom by your PR queen has NOTHING to do with that. Riiiiiight.
Janice Min SURE has her number. LOLOL
It’s a Huvane stunt to put Maniston in the rags JUST as Cannes starts and the JP baby #2 comes in to the world to try to make her SEEM not so sad and pathetic. It makes her relevant and generates interest (she’s only in the rags/mags, when she exposes herself OR, has a whiff of a relationship that other homelies start to hope and pray is ‘the one,’ to ‘fix,’ her from the sad dumping she endured by ‘Brangelina.’
Women see her as the insecure, neurotic, ’scorned woman of the Universe,’ because that is how she portrayed herself…the plastic surgery, fake relationships, and 3rd wheeling she usually does with the Cox Arquettes, hasn’t help. Hence, we have her once every other FAKERY that she debuts in the press, JUST as Brangelina are either about to debut a child, or a big movie. LMAO)
As for ‘The Urinator,’ Mayer? Bahahahaha!! To say he needed a little Stephen Huvane damage control and ‘image making,’ as well, is the understatement of the universe. This is a guy who US Magazine, lists among ‘his exes,’ PEREZ HILTON!! Ahahahaha! Then US magazine goes on to say that Perez Hilton is telling the truth because he passed THEIR lie detector test. Ahahahaha!! I wonder if Mayer knows he just killed his career TWICE: first with the Perez Hilton dalliance, now with a restylaned filled COUGARaniston?? It literally makes my teenage cousin, scream with laughter? She’s 15 and used to love him a year or two ago, now is COMPLETELY turned off.
Oh, and 10 to 1, Huvane has AGAIN paid Perez off to not mouth off anymore about making sweet SWEET love to Mayer! LOL Sure he’ll give a snarky comment here and there - but oddly enough, he’s not going on Stern and laughing his azz off. But who knows…maybe that’s YET to come….Maniston hold on, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
you need to pay lylian for your bet, remember? .
i still wont watch her movie even though offered free ticket. sorry…not worth it.
cheat publicity. sorry i mean to say cheap publicity.
Here is a pic of them making out:
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9052/n48jrnth8.jpg
PAY UP dj
He’s just not that into her. Look at his face. she is all over him. he is not responding. Don’t fall for this. jen. come on now.
LONG LIVE JOHNISTON!
LONG LIVE JOHNISTON!
LONG LIVE JOHNISTON!
he knows it’s an act for the camera : he doesn’t trust her
Fake, did you see the link to the pic of them making out?
dj @ 05/11/2008 at 10:46 am Here is a pic of them making out:
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9052/n48jrnth8.jpg
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Its funny that she is kissing him and yet John’s arms are on his head and not even holding her! She is the one doing everything for him!
he’s just not that into you jennifer.
Why are people so hateful when they see another person being happy. Good for her. Everybody needs companionship. Good for her and him.
This is at worst a publicity stunt, at best a fling. Basically they won’t last more than a couple of months. Although known for publicity stunts, Jennifer has never flaunted her relationships around. She kept denying dating Vince Vaugn for months and barely acknowledged her recent relationships (model, grip). These public makeout sessions are obvioushly for the tabs.
lol! @ 05/11/2008 at 11:01 am dj @ 05/11/2008 at 10:46 am Here is a pic of them making out:
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9052/n48jrnth8.jpg
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Its funny that she is kissing him and yet John’s arms are on his head and not even holding her! She is the one doing everything for him!
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Yeah that’s a bad sign. :lol She could have at least have told Stephen, look can we please corral a guy who will be all over ME, for once, I don’t care WHAT you have to pay him!
Dude seems to be less into her than he was Jess Simpson. He always seemed waaay embarrassed. Now, moreso.
I still say, there’s nothing really overt - you can’t even tell what’s going on in that pic above…I say they aren’t really making out just so she can back out of it - and say they’re really good buds thru Crowe, OR be it just an embarrassing tryst.
That note to an ex about stop calling me on his blog I read about - seems timed around this publicity ploy - he had just been caught in a lie about making love to Perez Hilton, and I think he knew this was scheduled and didn’t want her interfering with his image makeover.
She is sooooo sad.
I bet this had will totally miss this locale when this rom com movie wraps, she’ll have no place for all her fame whoredom & stripping poolside. I wouldn’t put it past her to move into a hotel once she’s back on the west coast to continue the show.
in this pictures it seem to me that Jennifer is forcing herself to John Mayer.
Just look on how she rush it why JM is just relaxing his owm hand without move.
desperador
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9052/n48jrnth8.jpg
Jennifer is really into him why he is looking at elsewhere lol
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=05&evt=aniston-poolside&pic=jennifer-aniston-john-mayer-poolside-11.jpg
is she licking his body? desperate ex wife
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=05&evt=aniston-poolside&pic=jennifer-aniston-john-mayer-poolside-15.jpg
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I bet he pees in the pool
HERE’s ANOTHER:
As for ‘The Urinator,’ Mayer? Bahahahaha!! To say he needed a little Stephen Huvane damage control and ‘image making,’ as well, is the understatement of the universe. This is a guy who US Magazine, lists among ‘his exes,’ PEREZ HILTON!! Ahahahaha! Then US magazine goes on to say that Perez Hilton is telling the truth because he passed THEIR lie detector test. Ahahahaha!! I wonder if Mayer knows he just killed his career TWICE: first with the Perez Hilton dalliance, now with a restylaned filled COUGARaniston?? It literally makes my teenage cousin, scream with laughter? She’s 15 and used to love him a year or two ago, now is COMPLETELY turned off.
Oh, and 10 to 1, Huvane has AGAIN paid Perez off to not mouth off anymore about making sweet SWEET love to Mayer! LOL Sure he’ll give a snarky comment here and there - but oddly enough, he’s not going on Stern and laughing his azz off. But who knows…maybe that’s YET to come….Maniston hold on, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
John, you’re so transparent it’s getting pretty RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are not only wrapped up in this mess, you are this mess, you apparently welcome this mess! Why did you have to start becoming a true DOUCHEBAG now that you’re 30.
So SAD!
SUCH A TOOL!!!
i though AMERICA SWEET HEART are above men with tatto
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=05&evt=aniston-poolside&pic=jennifer-aniston-john-mayer-poolside-14.jpg
wow….a lot of people are pretty skeptical about his John Mayer thing yet would referenced her past dating/sexual escapades from the very same source/media/tabloid, etc.
We definitely know who Jennifer Aniston is sleeping with and who she’s faking it with….just like we definitely know for sure that Angelina never “whored” to Brad Pitt, then a married man, when they were shooting Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
And we also know that everything Jennifer Aniston does is all corollary to the saintly (unmarried, with United Nation color kids) life of Brad and Angelina
We, the people who read tabloids and look at pictures, are experts and we know EVERYTHING, for sure.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=05&evt=aniston-poolside&pic=jennifer-aniston-john-mayer-poolside-05.jpg
Look at that pic Jenifooo is clinging on to Mayer for dear life but Mayer was not even looking or trying to fake that’s he’s happy that jennifoo’s supposed to be “hot” bod is practically paste to his body . He’s thinking “Geezzz until when will i date this old b*tch” It’s your fault Perez Hilton you shouldn’t have post that article about me kissing you aghhhhhhhh”
They are super cute and sexy and in love. I love it . i love it. I hope it work.
I love this woman, she deserve happnies.
lousie
May this is guys who is it.
All she had to do to come out looking gracious and over Brad was issue a simple statement or tell a reporter when asked that she was happy for Brad and his family and that she wished them well or a healthy baby. That’s it. Simple and gracious. Like J-Lo did with Ben Affleck and his new baby. Or Nicole did with her vicious ex who didn’t deserve it. It’s really about who you are and not about who your ex is.
Jennier Aniston has got to go down as one of the most clueless females on the planet. All that money and she can’t buy a clue.
hater are dangling and getting angry and chanting on the thread . How came she is dating this cute and sexy guy. How come she is happy and show to the people that she is in like the guy and dating him?.
To the person that posted that Jennifer will get gonorrhea from John Mayer… how could you say that?!!!!!
As far as I can see, its John Mayer that will be getting some sort of veneral disease from Jennifer.
John has always dated A list stars like Jessica Simpson ( who is meant to be wholesome), Cameron Diaz (another girl that stays in long term relationships) and Jennifer Love Hewitt (another that is not known for her promiscuity).
Now Jennifer has dated Vince Vaughn (said to be cheating on her with some orgies in a hotel), Paul Sculfor (ex drug addict) and sort other dude that has recently said they use to date (can’t remember his name begins with a B)….
So looking at each track record would it not be fair to assume that its Jennifer that is passing on the dreaded syphillis, crabs, gonorrhea to John??!!!!!!!
As for John kissing Perez… you guys need to be a bit more open minded..what’s wrong with John Mayer being bi-sexual???
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